I HAVE BLOCKED A TOTAL OF 10 PORN BOTS TODAY THAT TRIED TO FOLLOW ME TUMBLR GET UR SHIT TOGETHER PLZ!!!
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boys when they have posture so bad it leads to random excruciating pain in their legs and lower back
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Sam Reigel just out here broadcasting his oral fixation in front of millions of people everybody
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Ah, full department in office day, let the 8 hours where my immediate coworker does not physically ever acknowledge my existence and just IMs me even though we sit like 5 feet apart commence!
Oh, also the messages are always in all caps because he seems incapable of ever knowing when caps lock is on, or checking messages before he sends them. He has been doing this for 10 full months.
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has a full on crying breakdown because I'm trying to French braid my hair for work tomorrow but it's been 30min and no matter how hard I try all i do is make knots in my hair because I keep forgetting how to braid
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i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, dermatillomania, and skin conditions have a good day today
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Y鈥檃ll ever start missing someone so much but are too afraid to even say anything to them? Because your mind starts to tell you that just leaving them alone would be so much better for them?
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Please accept this spiritual successor to #BatBanger Brucie:
Unfortunately, not only has Bruce NOT stopped dressing like a damn tourist, his association with known midwestern-origin Daily Planet Reporter Clark Kent has only made it THREE times worse and TEN time as embarassing 馃様馃檹
Praying for the Wayne Boys in these trying times.
ID in Alt
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Me: "I wanna draw!"
*picks up pencil or stylist pen*
My motivation:
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Me on International Talk Like A Pirate Day, September 19th, 2006: "Yarrr, ahoy matey!"
Me on International Talk Like A Pirate Day, September 19th, 2022: "When a king brands us pirates, he doesn't mean to make us adversaries. He doesn't mean to make us criminals. He means to make us monsters."
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