#i just know he’s not scrawny!

[nubs-mbee]

I hope the podcast will soon answer these big questions

#it’s Alice and Sam btw #i don’t have a mental image of them yet #so I went really basic! #so far I see Alice as tall and maybe more broad? heavyset? #and possibly with rosacea on her cheeks! #and Sam is… idk #at first I was like ok this man is chubby #but then they said his arms were noodley #so now idk #i just know he’s not scrawny! #doodle #tmagp spoilers #tmagp

[prismatoxic]

it doesn't even matter if the science lab is heated bc he indicates that he roams the base a lot, and you meet him outside after the second wolf fight anyway

like. genuinely i think armstech told him where he was going and his dumb ass had never been anywhere even remotely below freezing before and figured this would be fine. i mean it's a thick jacket! what else do you need!!!!

@captainfkingmagic says snake only let him into his cabin bc by the time otacon found him, he was steps away from freezing. and i agree

#metal gear solid #otacon #hal emmerich #mgs #and you just KNOW this scrawny loser runs cold #god he's so fucking stupid. i desire him carnally #tox.txt #i mean i guess. i don't have a 'tox makes dumb memes' tag

[bluebirbbb]

little arthur malevolent lester portrait because my brain is full of him

#WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME I MISSPELLED ARTHUR (edited now) #I KNOW THAT'S AN ESSAY IN THE TAGS BUT I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS #i love him #i need to make him look more pathethic and sad next time #and more scrawny maybe #he's just too presentable #i dont have time for more art recently so have this at least as my little break from uni work #i actually like how it turned out tho #i need to paint more loosely like this in the future #also ive been staring at leyendecker when drawing this can you tell by the shading on the cheek #and yes he has white hairs!!!! #and eyebags and a little bit of wrinkles in the corners of his eyes #i need to draw it better next time but that's how i see the guy #i really want to draw his lighter too because i've been thinking too much about its design and also i want to render some objects #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #poor sad british man #myartstuff

[scrawnytreedemon]

On my mind.

#tloz #sksw #ghirahim #nefarious anglerfish #fan art #shitpost #tloz art #scrawny draws #scrawny commits crimes #i think abt him everytime i see this. #@/uni.unagi on instagram is the most ghirahim-ass cat i've ever seen #sticks his tongue out alot too so you know he's legit #just. goddamn. #i'll probably do a proper high-effort version integrated into a sksw locale eventually #for now. This.

[writer-room]

I've decided the only reason Lloyd, known descendant of dragons, didn't tell this to Egalt, who refuses to train non-dragons, is for the same reason he never mentioned he's the First Spinjitsu Master's grandson. It just never came up. Nobody asked him directly about it. And besides, he's only like, one-fourth dragon, so does it really count? He doesn't look like a dragon, and he has never in his life considered himself a dragon. Mentioning his ancestry to Egalt probably would've just made him look like some hotshot, or make him more annoyed. There's no need to bring up such a silly little fact. He's sure it won't be important later.

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #lloyd garmadon #first spinjitsu master #egalt #text post #talk #dragon lloyd garmadon #the real likelihood is that the writers just quietly brushed that little fact aside (im so sad abt it) #but i think its infinietly funnier that lloyd went down the spinjitsu master route #it just never came up. no one asked. and hes not a COMPLETE dragon so like. why bother telling egalt #the whole time i was waiting for egalt & rontu to b like 'WHO in their SPINJITSUDAMED MIND trained you' #and theyre just like 'oh this guy named sensei wu hes lloyds uncle hes like a master' & egalt is like 'sounds like bs' #then arin as a huge nerd pipes up like 'AND HES THE FSM'S GRANDSON :D' #to which rontu and egalt break their necks whirling around like 'THIS SCRAWNY LITTLE PUNK IS W H A T' #egalt straight up refuses to believe it. rontu is very quickly doing the math & freaking out abt it #wherever these guys are from it might not even be ninjago so like they might not even know the fsm had sons #rontu: im sorry. so youre the grandson. you are aware your grandfather was half dragon half oni. right? #egalt in the background 'THAT BOY IS N O T A DRAOGN I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT' #lloyd blinking owlishly like 'oh yeah i guess so. im only like 1/4th tho' #'BOY YOU ARE 1/4 OF ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL DRAGONS IN FCKING EXISTANCE' #'YOU ARE THE GRANDSON OF MY GREAT-GREAT GRANDMASTER' #the midlife crisis these dragons would have. the crisis the kids would have realizing this #lloyd now cannot go 3 minutes without someone asking 'is there any world-shattering fun facts abt yrself you wanna share' #the fun part is that lloyd forgets all of those informations bc its like. a normal day for him #no one tell wyldfyre she'll flip

[skiinedknees]

IF I SEE ANDREW DRAWN AS A TWINK ONE MORE TIME.

#don’t get me fucking started #no hate to the artists but also. he’s a goalie. and also lives off of candy and cigarettes. and also is INCREDIBLY strong #HE IS A GOALIE!!!!! A GOALIE!!!!!! #i know most of y’all don’t know shit about sports (neither do i) but goalies for contact sports (such as ice hockey) are massive #even when they’re like 14 goalies are huge #i’m sorry i just hate when people twinkify gay men #i have so many words on this topic. but alas. tumblr isn’t ready #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg foxes #aftg artists try not to draw backliners and goalies as scrawny little babies challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! 99.9% FAIL!!!!!) #sorry i’m passionate about andrew minyard

[anormalkidingotham]

ok but what's happening with the riddler lately? he looks completely different every time i see him

#and i run into him at least once a month #i know that it's him #i know what his face looks like by now #but he keeps changing #sometimes he's really buff #and then he's back to scrawny again the next time i see him #that can't possibly be healthy #the riddler #only in gotham #just gotham city things #unreality

[scrawnym4]

ive been thinkin recently on if im aromantic. now i don’t care about that because i wanna get to understand myself and my identity better but because itd be be really funny if it turns out i was. guy who draws romantic couples in his freetime is actually the enemy of cupid

#i remember being on call with a friend and recollecting on how ive never romantically liked anyone or ever had crushes #and he briefly mentioned i might be aromantic #i never really thought of that because i’ve always connected heavily with romantic relationships #i’ve just never really had any sparks with anyone #so eh who knows #like i’ve dated before and that was wonderful but i’m not sure i felt the same sort of romantic-ness as them i suppose #i guess it doesn’t really matter. i’m not really in any place to date now anyway #all i know is i wanna fuck and i think that’s a decent spot to be in #scrawny rambles #this isn’t any serious reflection. at this point i’m like whatever happens happens #i could fall head over heels for some motherfucker tomorrow who knows

[getosugurusbangs]

gojo has appeared in my dreams on 3 separate occasions now. send help.

#the first time he appeared it was teenage gojo #he was sitting on a couch and doing nothing. just sitting there #and i don’t know how or why dream me was so bold #but i essentially just nuzzled up to him and rested my head in the crook of his neck?.? #i also in that dream felt how soft and fuzzy his hair was and let me tell you. #i would like to go back. #anyways. manga spoilers for the second dream #in this one i wasn’t actually there in the dreams happenings #i was just a spectator in it #so in dream number 2 the happenings of ch 237 and 238 hadn’t happened #and i don’t really know how but gojo just… somehow came back to life? #i guess he wasn’t cut in half or anything #but he was just somehow put back together and also not dead/dying so #third dream. this was last night #this time as far as i remember gojo himself didn’t actually appear in the dream. BUT #he was still very much present because this time around #it was me cosplaying/trying to cosplay him #but specifically him in the toji outfit post unsealing and all #which…. considering how buff and generally handsome he is with that outfit and all doesn’t really work with me and my body #because i am. scrawny and overall petite #anyways if mr gojo continues appearing in my dreams i’ll reblog this post and continue to share my new dreams #me.txt #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

[purplelurkinghini]

BATMAN UNBURIED (2022)

I'm a martyr. Or I will be. But I'm not Christ. Sometimes I think I might be the other one.

#Batman Unburied #The Harvester #Harvester #Batman #Cornelius Stirk #Yeah #I relistened to the available episodes #and scribbled the scrawny little Scarecrow knock-off #I know he looks more like Carnage's mole rat fursona in the comics #but they describe him as having hair the color of Bruce's #and I just ran with it

[befuddled-calico-whump]

merman jericho being a tropical sea merfolk and thus the water in the menagerie tanks and pools is too cold for his comfort

aw no someone get him a heater

#though thankfully he has enough body mass that it wouldn't be debilitating just uncomfortable #he's an adaptable man ✌️ #(mer!hunter would suffer so much because he's a scrawny bitch. i know because i too am a scrawny bitch)

[fslurusami]

im not usually the type of person who changes canon heights/other statistics but i can not vibe with the nikaidous being between usami and tsukishima in height and yet the same weight as usami and ogata. it just doesnt fit in my mind. also i can vibe with usami and ogata being the same weight but i make usami heavier intentionally by choice

#i imagine the nikaidous tallish and scrawny probably cuz of their gaunt faces idk. they just have that vibe. 5'7 or 5'8 and ~160 pounds #and i want usami to be dense. i want him to be able to tackle like. ppl of similar build as sugimoto and hold his own #i think its fun. i want him to be 5'6 and 230 pounds and not look it. he has a bit of an ''unexpected'' motif/thing going on u know w his #intro scene and stuff. so i want him to be unexpectedly heavy also 👍 sugimoto is 5'9 and looks like 200 pounds so same weight class #ogata is 5'7 in canon and liek 200 pounds in my mind. more fat+less muscle than usami also #og post #golden kamuy #maintagging cuz im open 2 discussion 👍 i like noodling especially w body type headcanons

[variousqueerthings]

was drowsily entertaining the idea that BJ is straight, but loves Hawkeye and would provide acts of service for him that include things like kissing or helping him get off, but he wouldn’t be able to physically/emotionally connect with those acts himself

and that Trapper is gay but seriously repressed, and loves Hawkeye, and would try to come at intimacy and sex in as detached and manly a way as possible so that he can rationalise it away, while still desperately wanting him

and therefore they’re both not quite as there as Hawkeye would ever need, but for reasons that aren’t quite the same, although the results overlap

#hawkeye pierce #bj hunnicutt #trapper mcintyre #im watching MASH #MASH #idk depressing concepts make me fall asleep because it's a good place to start Narrative #havent solved this one yet it was just a thought #that scene in big eden.... if there's an overlap between mash fans and big eden fans #between the lead and his best friend (his best friend was written as straight but in this day and age comes off as complexly queer) #(imo) #(anyway where his best friend has a breakdown because he knows the lead loves him and what he has to give isnt ever gonna be enough) #anyway...... how this could all unfold....... at some point bj and trapper get into a fight probably #i think i need bj and trapper to fistfight -- yeahyeah I know the rituals toxic masculinity etcetc #but i cant see them calmly talking things out #there's a big hawkeye-shaped elephant in the room (well a scrawny-shaped one anyway) #and they both have a lot they feel like they need to prove and they're not healthy about it #meanwhile hawkeye's like *sigh guess im still trapped in a Narrative*

[yoinkschief]

GENDERBEND JUMPSCARE

Also bonus doodles

This is so interesting cause my version of Tamara is transfem non-binary (lounge AMAB, but non-binary and feminine presenting with she/they pronouns) so this just implies a t4t which I love

#i need to express this more often but Tom in my hc is non-binary #he just also goes by he/him along with his they/them #i get nervous to say they/them for Tom cause i feel like people'll be like #“who tf are you talking about” #but i shouldn't #i love my little enby boy #but also because i wanna normalize non “traditional” non-binary in medias #like the stereotype for being non-binary is being a scrawny white enby (usually masc presenting) #which is like #not the entire sea ? #if you know what i mean #jay answers #clarification: Tom is still AMAB #he's just non binary #whereas Tamara is amab but presents more femininely with her being non-binary #also it's NOT HIP to fuck bees that movie was a MISTAKE DO NOT FUCK BEES

[cow-tag]

i need 2 draw 2012 casey and april with the "most goregous big brown eyes you've ever seen and staring into your soul" Because i KNOW that's what it is

#i feel it in my bones casey has the most beautiful eyes known to man i just KNOW he does #theres no way that scrawny ass teen didnt get SOMETHING from his himbo counterparts and i choose to belive it was the eyes #april on the other hand can see into ur darkest fears bruh #mf look at u like 'I know what you are' #tmnt 2012