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roosterbruiser · 1 year
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Conspiracy... Tara Hannity made the tree fall... I'm onto you bitch (Tara) 😂
Tara after chopping down the 50ft tree by herself without being detected:
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grandwretch · 1 year
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nah bc I feel like we give Murray way too much credit and underestimate how much Steve hates being told what to do. if Murray tried to sniff out steddie the way he did jancy, Steve's mean girl would jump out immediately.
"you are giving me relationship advice? I'll tell you what, next time I wanna know how to be a bald, alcoholic fuck who can't keep his noses out of children's love lives, I call you. Until then, maybe you should work on the crippling trust issues that stop you from having your own relationships instead of living vicariously through everyone else's."
and Eddie is in the background cheering him on the whole time
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stealingpotatoes · 4 months
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^ I SAW THAT THE OTHER DAY n said this, but i can't choose who to make this real w so let's crowdsource our options!
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itsjust-meman · 7 months
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once.
upon.
a.
time.
there.
was.
a...
big.
spaceship.
and?
aliens.
and?
mercenaries.
and?
war.
and?
betrayal.
AND?
romance?
and?
karate.
AND!
credits!
the!
end.
we should write a screenplay together.
cool. cool, cool, cool.
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agentof-chaos · 8 months
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We're all aware of the common thing in fanfics where Tim uses Bear as a nickname for Bernard, but I feel like we should give Tim a similar nickname.
I suggest Moth, cause his full first name is Timothy, and if you drop the first two letters and the last letter, you're left with "moth," and I think that's really cute.
Bear and Moth
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morganbritton132 · 10 months
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Living for conspiracy Steve. You know if they tried anything Joan the Disservice cat would be on the case. You also know Diane clocked it during her looky loo walks and she’s got tea. An alliance is forming.
What’s funny about Steve’s paranoia with the electric company van parked outside is that it’s definitely just the electric company.
If SoMeBoDy would just listen to reason then maybe they might remember the bad weather they’ve been having. They live in a suburb just outside of Chicago. It’s windy and wind messes with powerlines, but Steve isn’t dumb. Thank you very much.
He knows that.
Just like he knows what logo Mike said was on the van that El flipped. And like he said, “It’s spycraft 101. Of course, they’re here after a storm. It’s inconspicuous.”
“Big word,” Eddie replies appreciatively. “How do you know that?”
“I took the SATs?”
“Now the word! Why do you think that they’re tapping our phones?”
“It’s in all the movies, Eddie.”
There’s an unspoken duh tacked on to the end of Steve’s sentence and Eddie kinda loves it. He kinda loves how confident Steve is when he’s convinced himself this shit is real and a little part of Eddie wants to play along, but he knows how quickly it can all go bad so, “Baby, please. Stevie, what are they tapping into? We don’t have a landline.”
Steve pauses to think and then peaks back out through the blinds. He mutters, “You don’t know how wiretaps work?”
“Do you?”
Steve just purses his lips and looks even harder out the window which is just Steve-speak for ‘no, actually. I don’t know how wiretaps works because no one does.’ It makes Eddie grin, sliding up behind him and whispering in his ear, “Don’t you think one of our half dozen nosy neighbors would’ve told us if someone was spying on us?”
“Not if-“
“Baby, Diane came over twice last week because she saw a suspicious car in our driveway,” Eddie hums. “It was our car, Steve.”
Steve relaxes back against his chest a little but he knows the battle is not yet won so, Eddie adds, “Sweetheart, think about it. They’d know.”
“That’s true,” Steve relents just a little and then says, “Unless one of our neighbors is a spy.”
“No, baby.”
“Like a nosy neighbor that’s always in our business,” Steve continues, building confidence. “And who has always been in our business ever since we moved in…and who is talking to the electric company people right now.”
Eddie looks out through the peak in the blinds Steve is making and watches as Diane makes her way down her driveway in her pink house shoes, waving at the man halfway up the telephone pole. She calls something up at him but they’re too far away to hear it.
He can feel Steve pull away and Eddie thinks, damn it.
“Well, that friendship was good while it lasted.”
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edenfenixblogs · 7 months
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Reminder! Antisemitic conspiracy theories are insidious! Here's a good reference from the Jewish Virtual Library to help you spot whether or not antisemitic conspiracy theories are influencing your rhetoric.
^source
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rubywingsracing · 3 months
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I give to you my analysis of the Oscar/Lando dynamic and why they are such an amazing duo:
First I give to you the fact that Oscar is the oldest of four, he’s got three younger sisters as is evidenced by this photo:
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As a fellow big siblings of lots of little siblings I can personally attest to the fact that I have always wanted an older brother or sister, and I imagine as the oldest Oscar probably did too. There’s just like this innate desire to have someone who is to you what you are to your little siblings. Someone who’s been through all the life milestones first and who you can look up to and emulate.
Then we factor in that Lando is the third of four, he’s got an older brother(Oliver) and two younger sisters(Cisca & Flo):
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So he’s never been a big brother to a little brother! Which is just such a special dynamic as I have witnessed between my two little brothers who are barely 2 years apart, they are literally partners in crime and they do everything together it’s amazing and beautiful and oh so sweet.
So when Oscar met Lando he found himself a big brother, and Lando found himself a little brother. They’re like each others little missing puzzle pieces and when they found eachother they just clicked ✨✨.
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He’s just a proud big bro ok you guys 😭😭😭
This totally like pieced together in my head after watching how Oscar followed Lando around after the race like a little sibling might their big siblings at a large family function. Like you don’t know who the heck all these second and third cousins are but you do know you gotta stick together. Oscar was giving lost puppy fr
🧡🧡🧡
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corujani · 9 months
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Ive been thinking about that for some time and
IM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND AT THAT LAST COBY AND LUFFY SCENE
What was the purpose of that, just whyyyyyyy
What is narratively, the point of the staring scene, if not to set romantic tension?
Besides the fact that Coby/Luffy have the same dialoge line as Ussop/Kaya
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And i dont know about yall but my mind imediatly conected the two
With the ussop/kaya this line is followed by the kissing scene but coby/luffy have this... staring... before the "be a good marine/be a good pirate"
It just felt like it would lead to a kiss come on
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radioactive-cloud · 7 months
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did you know that they
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fromtheseventhhell · 4 months
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Arya and Dany stans: *discuss the likelihood that they'll have a positive relationship given their parallels, foreshadowing, status as key characters, and being two of George's favorite characters*
Stansas: Is this Sansa shade?
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I think it's hilarious that Stansas got mad at me for (accurately) pointing out that they accuse Arya and Dany stans of being motivated by Sansa hate simply because...we get along and like both of them lol. The idea of them getting along is about their characters and has nothing to do with Sansa. Just because they pit Dany and Arya against each other for Sansa's sake doesn't mean we're motivated by the same thing. Are there some conversations that bring up Sansa + Arya's strained relationship? Absolutely, that isn't baseless in the books considering they're written as foils and George has already said they have issues they need to work out. The "Stark sisters 4ever" fantasy they have is just that, and it's funny we never see this same energy for Arya being turned into a prop for her sister 🤔. Sisterhood didn't stop Sansa from siding with Joffrey, telling Cersei that Arya was a traitor (even though she had no idea where Arya was), or calling Arya unsatisfactory when she thought that she was dead so why are we supposed to pretend it's an all-important factor when discussing Arya's potential relationships with other characters?
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determinate-negation · 8 months
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mystycalypso · 27 days
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Rtrb doodles <3
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raayllum · 4 months
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Rayllum + weird
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tesseractingrey · 8 days
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i was watching a video essay on another rpf ship and like. comparing any other rpf ship to phan is so different it’s crazy. like yeah back in 2012 or whatever maybe it wasn’t so obvious but the things that other rpf shippers have as “evidence” are like “they looked at each other 10 times in this interview” or “this lyric is probably about her” meanwhile we have dan and phil buying a house together and selling tshirts of themselves holding hands. so like yeah phan is real and all but that doesn’t mean all rpf shippers are onto something here the situations are so different it’s crazy. taylor swift could never like a tweet about serving karlie kloss dressed as a slutty nun.
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aurorangen · 3 months
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Isaac enjoys his morning runs and he asked Vincent to join him. Knowing that they are related, their dynamic is more casual now, and over the week they have grown a strong bond. During their warm-up, Vincent opened up about his heart and how he can't do high-intensity workouts, "No worries, we'll take it slow," Isaac gave him a thumbs up.
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Their relationship was still kept hidden and they discussed it while jogging. "I'm fine with meeting your Mum, but telling Renee? You said she's a detective," Isaac frowned. "We can't keep this secret. Telling everyone we know is the right thing to do," Vincent sighed. "I know you wanted us to find the truth about Dad...alone. But having detectives on our side will be an advantage. You can trust me on that."
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