#i love this big dumb cactus

[popculturerobots]

Togemon vs. Monzaemon

Digimon Adventure E06

#i love this big dumb cactus #digimon #anime #gifs #togemon #monzaemon #battle #digimon adventure #season 1

[yanderecandystore]

I love the yandere monster story, can I make a wish for some yandere monster boy naga who is looking for a mate to carry his eggs and live the rest of his life together forever?

I don't condone yandere shit irl, but if you bang a naga man someday I'll give you a pass and a cookie, you mad lad. Not proofread enough lmao, also sorry but I really don't know how to type s e x.

Tw/Tags: straight up NSFW/+18 scene (written by someone who struggles to imagine sex- So we don't guarantee quality) // not very descriptive genitals, if at all // the usual yandereness + breeding kink; possessive behavior; manipulation; suffocation; implied oviposition but not really cause I'm dumb // you're a literal desert mailman💀 I'm sorry // brief mentions of troubled family life/past trauma // language barrier // self-conscious reader // willing yet slightly scared reader.

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Writing in the sand [Yandere!Male!Naga x AFAB!Messenger!Reader - One shot]

Being a messenger was actually a lot more dangerous than it seemed at first, how many times have you and your camel met with bandits, scammers, difficult terrain, awful weather, people who would tell you the wrong direction for shits and giggles?? MANY times, but did you ever consider quitting and going back to the tea shop of your very judgmental parents or worse- To accept the offer of personal servant to that weird queen from the faraway lands who wouldn't shut up about how much better her kingdom was?? NO!

I mean a little bit. Just a little bit. Occasionally, I mean her kingdom was really pretty, though constant snow sounds like a pain in the ass, and giving up the freedom you currently have for either a strict monarch or your family was NOT something you were planning to do, ever!

The first time you got off the borders to send messages for far away people was the day you truly felt alive for once! The desert itself was your greatest rival and yet you faced it head down after that day- Sure, you were unprepared at first and there's still plenty to learn out there but it was EXCITING!!

You fought (ran away as quickly as you could) many groups trying to get a coin out of your body, or your life! Or your camel!! King Mustard wasn't the same after the "giant scorpion with that group of thieves" incident that happened, the worst part is that it happened twice though the people were different at least. Your personal theory is that the scorpion WAS the same from before, and that it has been following you through your journeys and it probably was looking for revenge!!

You told that story to so many people that now it's hard to go someplace without repeating yourself, it's weird how even though you're never at one place for too long, most people know you! You're, humbly speaking, sort of a big deal in the great drylands- Not known for your bravery but mostly for your constant running mouth and your adapted technique in how to extract cactus juice safely from a cactus with 70% success of no cactus drunkenness! (100% Needle-safe not included).

Stopping in a town was obviously the safest place for you and your camel, but was also probably one of the most rewarding parts of your trips, of course because you always need to have plenty of resources out there in the sand but also because… Well, as much as you loved every second of exploration and travel, you were admittedly a very lonely person.

It's not something you like to tell others, as you have already experienced people doubting your capability of being a messenger if you get so "emotional" over being far away from people ("I told you so!" Yeah, thanks mum.). It was a time you could feel at least safe and… Sometimes welcomed.

But it wasn't always a lonely trip, after all, King Mustard was here! Him with his big personality was always the heart of the party! Everyday was fun with him, even if he couldn't speak to you… However, that doesn't mean you haven't found great comfort in your travels, you probably haven't noticed this yourself yet, but [y/n]...

You are a very dear person.

Every person you've helped along the way in your trips, just by coincidence finding them, and landing them a hand in the hot and harsh reality of the desert thinks of you dearly. You have friends! It's just that you don't see them very often… If at all. The desert has a funny way of getting people closer, people who struggle to survive in its environment, and yet it also drifts them away- The wind blows in every direction separating every small particle of sand, and maybe one day they'll meet again, or maybe not. Cruel was it, with its breathtaking beauty and extremely cold personality for someone so hot and merciless.

You often associate the desert with its forgotten god. You tend to talk about it as a person rather than just an environment of harsh conditions, you always remember to talk to it, hoping it would listen in a way. You were pretty much by yourself out there, but thinking that someone was listening to your travels made you feel safer, perhaps not as tormented as the blazing Sun would leave you to believe. You were being watched, and protected, you just knew it!

The proof of it came from one of the greatest encounters you ever had during your travels.

It was really hot that day, King Mustard seemed really tired and you were melting under the blazing heat- You two needed shelter and fast! And suddenly, as if the gods listened to your prayers!-(But quickly threw you two middle fingers)- An immense sandstorm was approaching!! For someone as cautious as you, you couldn't understand where the hell it came from!! It was so sudden and just- There was no indication of it!! At all!!

You got knocked out, and when you woke up- You were… Somewhere strange, like an underground oasis of sorts, hidden in the desert there was a cave of luscious greenery and drinkable water, it was magical how big the place was!! You thought you had died and went straight to Paradise!!

At least, you thought so when you saw a very large and handsome man staring back at you, smiling gently. He had tanned skin and a REALLY long, almost platinum hair! He looked so gorgeous with his green cat eyes that you almost forgot to breathe!

You asked the man if he was an angel, and he responded to you in a language you didn't understand. You were 100% certain that the man was really an angel and yet when he revealed the lower part of his body your face dropped immediately, terror slightly setting in. He was half snake, half a giant snake at that! His tail seemed endless, those dark scales were so pretty yet so terrifying! The gold markings seemed very regal and holy in nature but the endless darkness almost seemed to eat it all up! Like a demon!

You freaked out at first, but when you looked at his eyes, his gentle face- His expression of concern, those big bright eyes, you noticed he really didn't seem to have any ill intent towards you, perhaps you were misjudging him for something he was not. After breathing in and out, you calmed down, never taking your eyes from him, you felt comforted as you realized this creature was the one who saved you out there! And who saved your camel!! He was still really scared of your snake buddy, but you made sure to soothe him.

Long story short, you became friends with a human-snake guy who seemed genuinely very cool! It's a shame you didn't understand a word he said… You suspect that maybe he speaks in a very ancient language and perhaps this means he was REALLY old!! And yet, he seemed just about your age, and you got to hangout with him during your free time.

Poor thing, he seemed trapped down here (though to be fair, it is a fabulous prison to be in-) and he really wanted to catch up with times! So you made it your duty to help him understand the new world, you have no idea why he is here and how long did he live here separated from the rest of the world, but now that you knew how to get there and how to get out- You made it your mission to teach him everything you knew about the modern world.

And although the language barrier was massive, you two somehow got to learn something very special about each other- He shared with you his name, "Rakaski", and you got to teach him yours.

~"[y/n]"~ His accent was heavy, and yet you felt something flutter inside you whenever you heard him call your name. You remember him repeating your name over and over again as if he wanted to memorize how to say it.

After hearing his name, you made sure to research it, trying to find something that could lead you to know what language he was talking in- But no books nor people seemed to know how to speak it, except for one book you found, a fairytale book that was so old that it was a nightmare trying to understand the vernacular! But it didn't seem like a very "old" old kind of book, it was probably made after the language had changed, there were a lot of words that you didn't recognize.

The book never explained the name's meaning really, but it was always used as a common word- And given the context of the story you read, it seemed to mean either "falling" or "god"? Well, you're not very sure, since the book was confusing as hell, and your interpretation of the story was very mixed- Was it about a desert deity or a man that kept tripping over in the sand?! Seriously, why did it have to be so confusing!?

In the end, you still didn't understand the book and neither did you find out anything about Rakaski's name. At least you know it was older than your home kingdom, which was pretty cool.

Either way, the lack of communication never stopped you from coming down that hidden paradise to talk to your best friend every opportunity you could! King Mustard can be very squeamish whenever you guys try to get down there, he really disliked going there and you assumed it was because he was claustrophobic, which you already knew he was. So, today you'll leave him in the shade and get down by yourself, you don't want to stress the poor thing.

"M-Mustard! King Mustard Junior The Third, stop pushing me around!! You know you're a lot heavier than me! Seriously, this isn't funny!!" Ah, King Mustard, for a camel you're really just a scaredy cat! You push him away gently as you can, he keeps positioning himself in front of the hole you want to jump in.

"Hey stop!! If you don't want to come then fine, but let me get in! Please! I'll be back soon!" The massive animal was starting to get a little too agitated, and you knew better than to try to force your way.

"Mustard, seriously you're starting to scare me, you know I'll be back soon, please let me get down." You don't know if it was the deep magical connection of friendship that made him understand you and realize that he scared you, or if he suddenly felt disinterested in playing with you right now.

Taking by how the camel sassily walked away you're starting to think it was the second option- Of was he genuinely insulted by your stubbornness? Who knows.

"Sigh… You always get like this when we pass by." Though you can't really blame him, you know he still distrusts Rakaski, but come on it's been a year! And Rakaski has never hurt any of you two! Sure, he was a bit intimidating at first but he had a good heart, you just knew that.

Compared to the men back in your hometown? Rakaski was a saint, you were sure of it.

You had slid through the sandy hole and into the luscious underground with ease, you started to call for him, but before you could even yell out "Ra" you saw him not so far away, seemingly very occupied.

"Awn, guess you're decorating! Have I come at a bad time?" You walked to him and joked despite being aware he wouldn't understand you.

The way his face lit up and turned to face you was just so precious, he seemed very excited!

~"[y/n]!! [y/n]!! It's really good to see you again!! I was already worried you would never come."~ He talked just like you, committing the same mistake of talking as if the other would understand- You had no clue what he said, but as he coiled around you and his arms squeezed you oh so dearly you understood exactly what he meant.

"Yeah, yeah- Missed you too-" You never knew how to deal with anything social, period, and being flustered at someone who wasn't even human was not a first but it never got easier. But with him, at least, you feel like you don't need to pretend that you don't feel slightly flustered by his attention. Gods know you're a very easy target for large and very well built men.

After he let you go, you realized he was just building a new nest for him, so you decided to help him as well. It was already pretty much done when you got in, but you felt like he deserved a "fancy" bed so you helped him decorate with flowers and some of the trinkets you bought for him, he just loved human trinkets!

And by the gods, you knew you were currently in Spring, but these flowers?! They were just so damn pretty, it's a real shame that your traveling is mostly done in sand, occasionally though you have to go to the East to deliver important letters and gifts and you just kinda love that place! Every time you go, they're experiencing a different season, and it all changes so much, it's beautiful!!

"Oooh!! Maybe I should bring you flowers from one of the neighboring kingdoms, it'll be a way to show you the world since you can't leave…" You think out loud, and of course, he looks at you a little confused- And yet he repeats the word you said.

"Flowers?" He repeats it as if he didn't understand what you said, yet liked how you said it.

"Yes! Flowers!-" You say pointing to the flowers in his nest and surrounding you two, he quickly understands it, it seems.

~"Oh! Flowers! Oh, that's what it's called to you? Great heaven's, humans are always changing, aren't they?"~ He starts to laugh, you… Sort of don't understand the joke, but perhaps "flowers" just sounds funny to him.

He patted your head as he laughed, as if trying to congratulate you on making him laugh (I mean, getting this man to laugh was a challenge, you bet even without the language barrier).....

Although, it felt more like a "reward" sort of situation… As if he was rewarding you for… Being so entertaining, you suppose! Still, that's probably just all in your head, besides you know well when someone is being condescending to you, you're sure of it! Years inside your family's house has made you a pro in spotting bad apples from far away. I mean, you like to think you do, to be fair Rakaski was a little difficult to read, and sometimes he did things that you probably weren't sure of what they meant.

But then again, he was a very old half snake dude trapped inside a cave somewhere along the rock formations spread all over an unforgiving desert, his social life was probably a lot worse than yours, and who's to say that his antics aren't based on his own culture? Perhaps snake people like to coil around each other to show affection, even if it's really hard to breathe like this.

Things weren't so complicated between you two, however, as you guys have invented a form of simple and more direct communication through pointing to objects and scribbling on paper. You had thought about using sign language, so you learned a couple of words and tried to use with him-

"So- This means that- Hm..?"

But before you could teach him he already was talking to you through hand signs you didn't understand, he was very well adapted and you only knew a few like "hello", "you", "me" and "see you soon"- Which would be the most used one for you two.

"Huh, you always impress me, maybe you should be the one teaching me-" You bowed down, genuinely impressed with what you saw, and he seemed very content with himself as he smugly pretended to wave and throw kisses to a nonexistent audience. His ego was always a bit inflated, wasn't it?

You decided to cut your visit short and return back to King Mustard as you didn't want to leave him waiting for too long. It's funny how neither him nor Rakaski liked each other despite sharing a diva personality. As you waved your goodbye, Rakaski decided to give you one last big hug.

A hug that didn't seem to end at all. His body wrapping around you and leaving you to feel surrounded by darkness. This usually happened so it didn't come as any surprise. You tried to tickle him as that usually worked.

"Come on now, you know I'll be back soon!" You laughed as you tried to provoke him, his belly was so sensitive that you could see him contracting and trying to avoid giggling.

But he didn't let you go. Your attempt only made him restrict you further, the snake body trapping your hands with its weight.

You were well aware of Rakaski's animalistic tendencies, for example he was cold blooded and constantly held you to try to gain some height, like he is doing now.

You know that when he yawns his jaw unhinges and opens so inhumanly wide that you have to close your eyes so you won't have any more nightmares about it.

You know he is nocturnal so he is constantly feeling a little too sleepy whenever you two hangout, as you often come to see him during the day (which was something you did for safety, though you sometimes worry he is having trouble sleeping because of you-).

And you also know that snakes tend to suffocate their prey with their body before eating them whole.

While trying not to judge him as a human eating monster you still feel very, very terrified of the slight chance he might be hungry and has forgotten you're not food. The more you struggle the tighter it gets, and it doesn't help that his skin is so cold, it makes your nerves flare up as you can hear him growling with what you hope is not hunger.

"RAKASKI-!!" You yell, you couldn't help it, you were starting to feel dazed. While closing your eyes you felt his lower body shift and relax, you felt arms hugging you a lot more gently than the suffocating sensation from before. If it wasn't for his lazy eyes and the internal chuckling you can feel in his chest you would say he was actually hungry for you. He was just trying to scare you.

"Sigh, you'll be the death of me- Seriously you scared me to death!" You tried to push him off you, but he basically threw his entire body weight on you as you fell to the ground with your back on the soft yet not very ideally comfortable grass.

"Shhhh~!" He nuzzles on you while hugging your stomach. Normally he would have let you go now after petting your head or pretending to bite your neck just for funsies- But today he is very much not letting you go, at all.

Okay, you really didn't want to address the situation, you weren't planning on ever talking about it of course but- By the gods, you knew better than to assume his playful smile was just his usual silly self.

Oh, who were you kidding, you knew it from the moment you came in and saw the nest he was making, it's not like you haven't noticed his chest rising and falling as if he was struggling to breathe just by talking with you. You wanted to leave because you noticed that perhaps you took the wrong month to visit him.

It was mating season, wasn't it? Why now? Why today?! And why WERE YOU ACTUALLY CONSIDERING IT?!!!

"Okay I think I need to think about this a little more- I mean you're clearly not thinking straight right, I'm not even a snake lady, man!" You try to push him off you as you avoid eye contact, the worst part is that he was fairly attractive for someone's who's lower body was just one huge snake tail.

He wouldn't budge, he only shifted his head to look at your face, even if you were avoiding him you could feel his smirk creeping around the corner of your vision, you wouldn't be surprised if he knew what you also knew.

I mean, it wasn't a secret you liked him was it? You thought you didn't mind him noticing this but this sudden desire just feels like it's happening all too fast and you're worried it might be just a one time thing, that he is acting like this out of instinct not out of actual desire towards you. And well you never really did this before, I mean not with someone like him, at all! But you had experiences with people before.

Bad experiences. The ones that would leave someone worried for years that they're not good enough to anyone. Were you being cautious or were you just being self-conscious? Were you scared of him not liking you when this high of his diminished? Maybe you just weren't sure if this was a good idea.

"I don't know if I'm really ready for this." You confess, looking back at him- Hoping to find your answer.

And he looked back at you with a sad expression, did he understand what you said? Did he understand what you meant at least? He looked so concerned and genuinely "awake" despite his current very urgent instincts. He held your hand and kissed it for reassurance, you didn't notice you were crying until your vision was blurry and your chest was aching.

"Sorry.." You tried to wipe them yourself, you don't know why you're apologizing. Rakaski didn't seem to take it well, he was about to say something before shaking his head vigorously and wiping your tears himself. He came closer to look you in the eyes, stop staring elsewhere, you won't find comfort anywhere else but those eyes.

He decides to come off of you and give you some space despite his initial reluctance, the gentle and almost warm presence of reassurance leaving with him- And before he could give you space you decided to make the first move yourself.

You kissed him, hoping perhaps he would understand the gesture, and he did! He hugged you and kissed you back returning your neediness… Though coming in with a lot more desperation than you thought. Not seconds after forcing his tongue in despite your unisseanes.

I mean, it 's good! He isn't being horrific at it is just that you have underestimated how badly he seemed to want this. And although you're just as interested in this as he is, you're worried you may not hold to the same durability as he has.

Today was the day. Today had to be day, and he wouldn't have it any other way. To wait longer would be torture and you best believe this man was patient. He wasn't expecting you to almost reject him at first of course, oh you almost gave the immortal a heart attack!

He shouldn't have been so pushy, he knows that, but having your soft lips on his was so worth it that he couldn't help himself as he pinned you down again, ah… It's a shame the nest is so far away, this is not a very classy way to do things.

Then again, ripping off your clothes with no regards was probably not very refined either, humans needed a lot more courting than he was aware of- But it was fine! You were doing just great, you were being so good to him, he wishes he could praise you in your own language so you could understand him.

~"You're so lovely for something so fragile, thank you for accepting me- You have no idea how long I've spent being trapped here knowing damn well there's not a single other like me out there."~ He would praise you in his own tongue in frantic breaths while kissing your neck and nibbling in your ear, while his lower body made sure to lock you in place, you were a little scared, weren't you?

~"I'm genuinely sorry for having to put you in this position but I can't take it anymore- But I know you want this as well, I know you do!"~ He usually was very talkative, but there was something in his voice that sounded shaky, desperate, and his hands were too confused on where and what to grab that you noticed he seemed just as inexperienced as you were.

Well, at least you thought so before he spread your legs and started to rock back and forth in your lower region- It's not exactly that he is inexperienced, but he is very much off his mind right now- His movements aren't uncertain, they're just frantic for any release. Not that he won't tend to you as well, he just really needs this right now. But you'll understand, you always do. You always treat him so well, despite the monster he has become.

~"It'll hurt, and I'm not sure if it's only a little. I promise to make it worth it later to you."~

You were struggling to keep up with his weird and off putting rhythm- He was just so ready for this, it's been on his mind ever since he found you unconscious inside his natural prison, but he knew better than to be selfish to someone he'll have to share a nest with.

~"It'll be great don't worry, I'll make sure you'll be well taken care of. It'll be incredible, my treasure."~

You shivered when he went from humping your lower region to undressing kissing it almost as passionately as he did your mouth- He should probably move a little slower considering he changes activities way too quickly but hey it felt better than the awkward dry humping.

It wasn't bad, but it lacked a bit of finesse- Not like his careful and calculated attention to your privates right now-

"Humans need a lot more work than I remember, but does that mean we can make it last longer? Would you want that, treasure? [y/n]?" Rakaski was playing with it almost as if he never looked at something like a naked human before, but it was a lie- He was absolutely just trying to tease you with every poke and flick.

He ran his finger down slowly before reaching an opening and pulling it inside, at least one to feel you inside. It's lovely that you arch your back to the littlest of things, and although he doesn't understand your words, moans are hardly hard to misinterpret.

"Slower then? I guess I was being too unprepared, I'll be honest that it's more fun than I expected. If this is the work I have to do every time then I'll gladly accept." Human courting was fascinating to him, though now he understands why, he can't just expect you to take it all in with a little help- And helping someone never tasted so sweet.

You were feeling embarrassed by his stare as he licked you out and further tried to spread you- Trying to ease the inevitable soreness that would come but damn, did he have to look at you like that?! It made you feel a little dirty, a little too embarrassed to entertain his idea, for someone who seemed so eager to shove it in without any foreplay he was really taking his time now!

You grabbed his hair carefully, you didn't really notice what you were doing and to be honest you weren't sure how to continue with this but Rakaski looked at you in awe… His smugness was replaced with a look of pure adoration- His pupils wide and round as he expects you to guide him.

It gave you a bit more confidence knowing he trusted you to hold his head and sort of help him find the right pacing.

You don't remember for how long it went, you just remember that it ended with you on top of him, going at your own pace. He held your hips not stopping you to go as fast or as slow as you wanted but rather because he felt very uncomfortable NOT holding every centimeter of you. He needed to grab into something and your sweet flesh was exactly that.

You woke up in his nest, feeling a little disoriented, memories of what happened a little foggy, but you were sure it wasn't a dream considering the soreness in your thighs- It was hard moving.

You sighed, feeling weirdly satisfied- Well, that's not the right word, more like… Well, genuinely happy.

You tried around, and you saw Rakaski curled up into a ball, sleeping so peacefully and yet with that little mischievous smirk in his face you just knew he was dreaming about it.

You turned your body to face him, deciding to close your eyes and sleep a little more.

Until you remembered you left your camel outside.

"HOLY GODS, KING MUSTARD!!" You jumped up, trying to run as quickly as you could towards the entrance- But you couldn't even leave the nest when Rakaski wrapped his tail on you and pulled you closer.

"WAIT! It 's my camel!! I forgot I left him-"

"Stay." He said in a very half awake voice.

"You can talk…?"

"Stay." Rakaski wrapped himself around you, as he buried his face in your neck. You weren't sure if he was understanding what you said, or if he only understood the meaning of that one word.

"Rakaski, I'm just going to check on him, I'll be back soon, I promise-" You pushed his chest away. You shouldn't have done that.

Rakaski tightened his grip around your body.

"Stay. [y/n]. You're not supposed to walk so soon. Stay still, no mother should walk so early after mating…" He still sounds so sleepy, so innocent, but his half opened gaze was not… friendly.

"Rak- AH!-" Tighter, and tighter, and more tighter. He knows damn well that whenever you get to that camel you're leaving him for gods know how long, but as he stated before, soon to be mothers shouldn't walk around in the dead of night especially since he knows humans don't deal well with the coldness of the desert during this hour.

It's better to stay here and let him take care of you while you're now waiting for his kids, even if you aren't aware of it. He isn't sure how long hybrids take to be born, but he wasn't to be there for you every step of the way.

"Shhhh…. Go back to sleep, stop struggling, it is not good for you…" He kissed you goodnight as he suffocated you back to sleep.

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#yandere naga #yandere monster #choco stuff #special delivery request #yandere naga x reader #yandere male #yandere monster x reader #yandere oneshot #Jesus Christ this must have SO MANY mistakes I'm so sorry #I'll iron it out real soon tho #also THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY MONSTER STUFF I LOVE YOU JSGDGJQSGJQSFQ

[ultfreakme]

I love your choice for Sokka i've never heard of him but he gives that ozai actor a run in the great looks department

It wasn't me at all, D'Pharaoh has been a fan favorite for Sokka for years now and I totally agree with everyone. He's very talented and has great comedic timing and just has this weight to his performance. When I first saw him my brain immediately went "that's Sokka, that's him!"

If you want to see more of him, he plays Bear in Reservation Dogs. That show is hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time. I was fully convinced he would play an AMAZING Sokka after that. Just- watch this:

(he would play Sokka on Cactus Juice a little too well)

Also the show is so good, it has the found family friendship group of kids just doing dumb things together, living and fighting under a system that's just, far too big and oppressive. I think ATLA fans would enjoy it, it's funny but deals with very difficult topics. He's very good at showing this, rebellious, hurt, teenager who just wants to find some center, find his own freedom and define his own path (like he pretends to be some tough guy but he's just a good kid). Gosh he'd make an amazing Sokka and in my head I am mentally editing him in tbh.

side note: my zukka brain kicking in and-

DO YOU SEE THE VISION!?!?!?!?

#riki asks #natla #sokka #fancast #zukka

[wuzhere75]

I love WoF AUs that go “what if different eggs got taken for the dragonet prophecy” and we get a different set of dragonets for an alternate version of the 1st arc.

So yeah I decided to make my own (I’ve gone through a couple of different iterations, but this is the most current.

The quirk here is that I basically thought “wait what if the dragonets where everything Morrowseer had wanted”. Like they just ended up with with a perfectly normal set of a Mud, Sand, Sea, Night, and Skywing. No replacement-that-is-of-a-different-tribe-because-one-of-the-guardians-fucked-something-up. No obvious hybrids. They get left alone for another year, and emerge from the cave to the chaos of the events of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd arcs all at once.

(Also another quirk is that they are all related in some way to a canon character; Asha and Hviter are also still alive)

Bigshadow (She/They)

-She’s the big soft himbo-type character. Due to severe nearsightedness, they’ve always had difficulty reading/writing. The guardians just assume she’s dumb, but she really loves learning and art.

-I can’t remember if it’s canon that Secretkeeper and Morrowseer had tried to had dragonets before Moonwatcher and that they had “lost” them, but I decided for this AU, an attempt had produced a viable egg and Morrowseer decided “what would be a better dragonet to lead the dragonets of destiny than my own”, stealing the egg and flying through the night to the cave.

-Due to this, Bigshadow was partially exposed to the moonlight of the Brightest Night, giving her somewhat unreliable psychic powers. Most of the time she misinterprets them as being very weird dreams/intrusive thoughts.

-Shortly after Morrowseer did his year-prior check in, they start to feel a strange presence in their dreams and swear they hear someone calling to them from outside the cave when things are quiet (*cough* *cough* Darkstalker).

Mangrove (He/They) (yes I know there is already a canon character named Mangrove; it’s a sick name)

-Gumpy quiet sad man who’s in to medicine and nature

-In this universe, Gill gets a “funny feeling” during the Brightest Night and decides to take what would be Tsunami’s egg so he can “be with his new daughter during her hatching”. Webs, then, takes one of the male eggs instead when he breaks into the hatching room.

-The AU Sandwing minder; Jackal (more on her later), was a little too rough on him when was younger during fight practice (maybe I should have featured a scar somewhere in his design?). Due to this, he abhors violence.

Mole (She/Her)

-The softly spoken nerd who gets picked on for not being the big strong meatbag Mudwing the guardians had wanted. She has a secretly love for war history and is probably really good at strategically fighting (in a real world AU she would be an American Civil War or WWII nerd).

-Asha couldn’t get Cattail to give up Clay’s egg, so Crocodile (remember that lady?) gives Asha “her” blood red egg (she actually stole it from her sister, Toad) at the last minute.

-I originally had her as being from a non-blood red egg Crocodile just painting red but the Sandwing minder probably just would have incinerated her.

Coyote (Any Pronouns) (I’m not sure about the name; I wanted something related to new world deserts but not named after a cactus and I don’t feel like Gila or Mesa fit).

-Apathetic bastard who hates everyone except her adoptive siblings (basically as far as you could get from Sunny without being an outright evil asshole).

-In this AU, Dune never left the Outclaws (the dragonet that would have been Sunny is raised among them). Due to this, a different Sandwing minder was chosen from the TOP; Jackal.

-Jackal was…umm…very devout to the prophecy and willing to “weed out anything that wasn’t promised in the prophecy” (she probably would have killed both Glory and Sunny immediately, Starflight not having psychic powers probably would have set her off as well).

-Jackal stole the egg of her brother, Corsac, a general in Blaze’s army. Corsac and his wife, Bison, caught her in the middle of the act, but she got away (they would later have a son, Pronghorn, like the one from JMA).

Shrike (They/Them)

-The artsy goth kid who loves supernatural stuff (they go wild every time Hviter or Webs starts talking about amunism).

-Kestrel in this AU either doesn’t have Peril/Sky in the first place or chooses to fuck off into the mountains with her kids (perhaps with the help of Soar/Chameleon?). Maroon (name also pending), a different Skywing, is instead chosen. Due to Maroon being less “high profile” than Kestrel, he is chosen to steal the Skywing egg, being more familiar with what hatcheries are more or less highly guarded than others (unlike, say, Hviter).

-This version of the dragonets have made a giant cave mural with the help of Asha and the Maroon. Shrike is the primary contributor to this mural even though the other dragonets have “grown out of it”. Mostly, they paint Bigshadow’s “dreams”.

-They are intrigued by Bigshadow’s dreams and is the only one who thinks they are more than just dreams.

-They make jewelry out of bones from the prey animals the guardians bring them (originally I was going to include a necklace with some skulls and stuff, but that shit’s hard to draw).

-I had no smooth way of tying to fit this in but he is either the half-sibling or cousin (I haven’t decided) to the Skywing False Dragonet, Flame.

#wof #wof au #wof alternate dragonet au #dragons #wof nightwing #wof seawing #wof skywing #wof mudwing #wof sandwing #wof OC #OC #digital art #my art #procreate #2022 #wof alternate dragonets AU #OC bigshadow #OC mangrove #OC mole #OC arroyo #OC shrike

[justhere4thevibez]

46

46. that was you?

This turned into almost a whole fic and I might've teared up a little while writing it. I hope you enjoy!

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Today was the day. They were finally moving out of the trailer and into their very own apartment, just them two. They were really going to make it out of Hawkins.

Eddie wiped the sweat from his brow, pausing to admire Chrissy’s ass as she dug out a box from under the bed. He was a weak and simple man, alright? And Chrissy had an ass that just begged to be worshipped.

“What’s all this?” she asked as she opened the box to reveal what looked like a pile of junk.

Ticket stubs, notes from friends, half-finished drawings of D&D characters—to anyone else, it really was a pile of junk. But to Eddie, it was pieces of his life he never wanted to forget.

“See this?” He plucked out a small rectangle of paper with a scrawled signature on the back. “My first Metallica concert. I got it signed later.” He fished around for a second longer and pulled out a wrinkled card with a fish on the front that said Great! You’re Eight in gold letters. “My first birthday card, from Wayne.”

Chrissy plucked a sheet of notebook paper from the pile, her forehead wrinkled in deep thought.

Eddie smiled when he saw that one. It might be one of his most treasured possessions. Someone had scrawled a cartoony picture of a cactus on the page, anatomically dubious but a cactus nonetheless. At the bottom, a single line had been scrawled: I think cactuses are cool.

“That’s the reason I graduated,” he said, plucking the paper from her grip.

“What?” she asked, astonished.

“Yup.” He traced the lines of the cactus, smiling softly. “When I was in eighth grade, I had this really shitty teacher, Mr. Garmel. For some reason, he fucking hated me. I was never great at school, but he always managed to make me look twice as dumb as I actually was, and always in front of the whole class.”

“Oh, Eddie,” Chrissy said sorrowfully, squeezing his hand.

“It’s fine,” he said with a shrug. And it was fine. Now. “But, uh, at the end of the school year, we all had to do a presentation in front of the school. Big deal, at least to me.” He smiled at her, but he couldn’t keep the sadness out of his voice. “I did my presentation on cactuses. I thought they were so fucking cool, and for once I was excited about school, you know? But… I kind of fumbled it, and Mr. Garmel came right up on the stage and yelled at me.”

“I remember that,” she whispered, squeezing his hand.

“Really?” He looked at her and saw that her eyes were a little red. They probably matched his own. “Yeah, I guess we were still both in middle school then.” He cleared his throat, ready to get this story over with. “Anyway, he said something about how I was dumb as the cactuses I was presenting on. I don’t know, it was something really stupid and I shouldn’t have let it get to me. But I ran out of the school and cried on the playground.”

Chrissy climbed into his lap, wrapping herself around him like a koala bear.

“I want to kill him,” she whispered fiercely. God, he loved her, his soft warrior princess.

“I hid outside all day, and I only came back in once the last bell rang,” he said, nestling into her hold. “I’d decided I was going to pack up all my stuff and never come back to school. And I started to, but, uh, when I opened my locker, that fell out.” He brushed the curling edge of the paper fondly. “I carried that fucker around with me for the next six years. So many times when I wanted to quit school and get my GED instead, I’d look at that picture and just… keep going.” He laughed, a little watery, but happy all the same. “It’s just a piece of paper but, I don’t know, it made a difference that someone out there believed in me, someone I didn’t even know.”

Chrissy sniffled in his arms, and suddenly he realized she was crying.

“Whoa, baby, I didn’t mean to upset you,” he said, stroking her back gently. “It’s okay, really, it doesn’t bother me anymore.”

“I almost couldn’t get it in,” she said between hiccupy little sobs. “Your locker was on the top row, and I was so short in sixth grade. I—I had to stand on my backpack to reach.”

“That was you?” he whispered incredulously.

His secret encourager, the unknown motivating force behind his high school diploma, was his girlfriend of three years?

“It was right after the talent show,” she said, still sniffling back tears. “I had such a crush on you, and when he said those awful things I wanted to go right up to you on that stage and tell you how amazing you were. But I was too scared.” She giggled a little. “So, I put the note in your locker. I just w-wanted you to feel better. I didn’t know—”

She started crying again, and he kissed her, crying a little himself.

“I’m so proud of you,” she whispered fiercely between kisses. “You’re so smart, and wonderful, and I want to punch Mr. Garmel in the nuts right now for what he did to you.”

“Well, he died last year, so you’re a little too late,” he said, making her laugh.

“Good.” She gave him one last bruising, loving kiss. “Let’s go dance on his fucking grave.”

“How about we postpone the grave-dancing until our packing is done,” said, pulling her to her feet. “But thank you,” he added, wrapping his arms around her waist once more. “For thinking my cactuses were cool.”

She leaned her head against his chest, soaking in his warmth. “Thank you for not giving up on yourself.”

Ask me things!

#hellcheer #eddie x chrissy #vibez answers #ficlet #hurt/comfort #cactus

[elie-draloup]

Aaaalright, Aslante Legacy, final game (until the new one comes out) of the serie, thoughts and theories ! Once again, spoilers for the entirety of the two trilogies and the movie. Probably some swearing too, here and there.

-Gotta love how every game starts with the Professor receiving some letter and immediately deciding without further thoughts or plan or questions : OK let's go, screw my job, screw Luke's parents (screw Flora), we're going on a new possibly deadly dangerous adventure !

-... Sycamore is actually Descole, isn't he ? I mean... Look at the hair.

-Excuse me, a million years old ?!

- Luke, meet your new big sister, she can make magic with her brain.

- OK but how are they going to explain this *opens door with incantation* thing.

-Oh wait it's easy : Vocal password. Aslante civilisation wasn't more advanced than us, they were just super overdramatic about it. Mystery solved.

- And Aurora can make a ship crash because she has a super magnet transplanted in her head.

-Kidding. This is a Layton game. Maybe the girl isn't even real and is an induced hallucination given by an old toxic gas freed from the ice and Targent is just a cellphones company harassing us to sell things.

-This or there was a big misunderstanding about a ridiculously ambitious escape game that went really wrong.

-Last option is that Aslantes indeed used to be technologically advanced and Aurora is indeed 1 million years old, but there has to be something else because I need the final dramatic reveal where Layton points.

-random person ; Oh so you're a little family on vacation! What a beautiful couple you make with beautiful children !

Luke : Actually, we're not related.

Layton : I don't have kids.

Emmy : And I'm single.

Aurora : What's a family again ?

-That scene were Grosky almost got killed by a bunch of mafia guys was brutal.

-Corruption, violence, attempted murder, terrorism, intimidation, mafia-like organisation, kidnapping, art theft, spying... And then there's Descole. I just love how you have so many "action-movie" kind of threats, and then you have that one middle-aged theater kid in a carnival suit.

-Well, now I can add human sacrifices.

-Mushroom people

-Egg people

-What's next, cactus people ?

-Oh no, the actual Far West.

-BIG DOGGO

-is that were the "Layton and the very large dog" thing comes from or...?

-Forgot to write things, but basically people poisened themselves with drugs AGAIN but with the help of a kid, a bird and a library they're okay. So now we have a bunch of eggs but I'll make a tour to do all the puzzles I might have missed. Sorry guys, archeology can wait, I've got some puzzles to do.

-Aurora is still politely waiting for me to talk to her in order to move the plot. The answer is still no.

-Since Sycamore is Descole (I dunno, the hair. Only Descole would have that kind of haircut.), I'm starting to wonder if maybe... Emmy works for him ? Because.. I dunno, some PNJ just told Sycamore how he seemed to care a lot about Emmy, and Sycamore never striked me as the kind of person to look (or even be) caring so yeah I just... Am I reading too much into that ? Emmy does know martial arts and kinda came out of nowhere. But also... She's Emmy. Or maybe it's just a way to say "Sycamore may be Descole, who did tried to kill the protagonists on several occasions, but hey, he can be a nice guy too when he's not maniacally laughing out of madness !". Or just a dumb pnj saying nonsense.

-A fake egg huh. Who did it. It HAS to be someone travelling with us. Sycamore could be an obvious suspect but...Targent has the egg and Descole hate them. Hm.

-Yes, bring the kids to the evil mafia's lair surrounded by people with guns. Then don't let Flora take the train for her safety.

-Ah well one dude got shoot off screen apparently. Probably bleeding as hell. Wonderful sight for Luke's nightmares, a guy covered in blood, barely managing to escape from the people still running after him to end his life. Let's follow him.

-Yes quit your mafia job, take some vaccations, get married or whatever, wish you luck guys. We really hope that you're genuine otherwise that guy we left behind will be very dead huh.

-Sycamore looks way too familiar with Targent's methods. So that what happened to your wife and daughter, huh ? But Kornev seems disinterested in him now, despite his Aslante knowledge. Is the "Legacy" just a method to bring people to life ? That would explain why Descole is so eager to find it. Also can't wait to see Layton's reaction to the reveal of him being Descole. I mean, yes it's just a theory but.... Common it's just so obvious.

-I'm sorry but this girl attempted suicide, we should listen to her and IMMEDIATELY stop this whole thing like she said. I don't know what the azran legacy do but it seems like it's a bad idea to find out, after all.

-Eh, told ya. He had to reveal himself with his signature laugh, didn't he. Also... Yes ! Swordfight! (I feel like Layton will never respect him enough to fight him with an actual sword. This feels like a "You're the loser yet I'm the one with a broken pipe, you pathetic fake swordsman." vibe.

-Can we talk about how heartbroken Aurora must be right now ?

Aurora : You're my friend ? You mean it ?

Desmound: Of course !

Also Desmound : I'm stealing this from y'a, I used you all as a bunch of tools mouwhaha bye !

Aurora : =(

-PROFESSOR YOU CAN'T BRING FOUR PEOPLE TO FLY ON ONE SINGLE DEAD DINOSAUR was what I thought during the cutscene. Until I saw it was just Layton to catch up Descole. It's just... Layton has a HISTORY with hand-made flying devices.

-Also Kornev didn't seem to care that much about losing so they'll just follow them on the finale temple with a bunch of guns I guess. I got spoiled that Luke is going to die and I'm starting to worry a little. Hence why I think they're going to unlock the power of bringing people back to life. But I also guess such power comes with disastrous consequences. Though by the look of Aurora behaviour, it seems like the whole world is doomed.

-Oh hey Descole. Need a hand opening that door ?

-And here they are with the guns.

-Hehe, gun proof ceiling.

-EMMY. YOU. HOW COULD YOU. LUKE HE TRUSTED YOU. THE FUCK. EMMY WHY. AND FOR THIS BASTARD ?! YOU KNOW HE'S A BASTARD RIGHT ? YOU THREATENED LUKE. YOUR LITTLE PAL. WITH A FREAKIN STALACTITE TO HIS NECK. THAT'S A KILLING MOVE EMMY. WOULD YOU HAVE THE GUTS FOR IT. WOULD YOU.

-OK I'm fine, it's ok, alright, good, let's keep going. It's not like I wasn't used to betrayals in video games. But still. What the heck.

-Heeeey, Descole, pal. Guess we're a team now, if you're not in the mood of trying to kill me today ! And you know I would destroy the entire world and then myself if anything had to happen to Luke, riiiight?

-The guy asked for a team up himself, I don't even get to laugh at him.

-Oh thank stars Luke is okay. But for how long.

-I'm sorry Emmy, but you still lied and spied on us. Also threatened Luke. It sucks because you're awesome but still a traitor. I suppose that explains why she won't be around for the next games.

-Luke and Descole being salty at eachother is SO fun to watch.

-what the heck.

-Descole took a bullet for Luke. First of all : Can you PLEASE stop giving this kid near-death experiences, I heard he's supposed to die at some point and it makes these situations even more intense. Even if I know he'll come back thanks to the other games but still. Also... What the actual heck ?

-.... Brothers ?!

-.... Father ?!!

-Wat

-Well, that was... a lot. Guess I'll let you die there, I have to save the world so uh, not the greatest time for a family reunion.

-Everything has gotten 1000 times more awkward between these two. I mean imagine if Descole make it alive:

Des : uh...Little brother.

Layton: Let's not.

Des : Yeah, sounded wrong when I said it too.

-You....You're telling me that all the grunts died on the way here ? Well good thing we haven't met with any of the corpses I guess.

- See Emmy ? This guy would rather see you die on a puzzle than try it himself. I hate him so much. Now I get why Emmy seemed so taken aback after her first meeting with the Professor. That's why she was surprised to be shown some consideration, after years spent with this guy.

-He just... ran the sword through her heart with NO second thought.

-Wait, EVERYONE dies ?!

-And in a very painful and disturbing way ?!!

-They were on the ground. They were dead dead.

-End of the world : Successfully avoided! At the price of ☆trauma☆

-Luke watching his adopted sister disintegrate. Ouch.

-Descole being like : SEE YA ASSHOLES. If he stayed he was sooooo going to jail.

-Fffffffriend ? With him ? Hershel.... I get that it's your biological father, but he also proved himself to be some crazy heartless jerk. On the behalf of "good intentions", but the end doesn't justify the ways. Loved how he made it clear that his parents are his ACTUAL parents and nothing, not even a biological father will ever changr that though. And that HE IS Hershel Layton.

- So let me get this straight. Layton lost his family at 6 because of the mafia of science(was this close to my random "seven curse" theory.). Then lost his best friend at 17 and grieved him for 18 years while blaming himself before he got back from the dead. Then lost his fiancee at 27 and almost got killed by trying to discover the circumstances of her death. Then lost a kid he had to take care of when he was 35 right after being revived by said kid. And witnessed the death of his fiancee AGAIN at 37. And all this with no therapy. I think I get why he has such a harsh time expressing his emotions.

-At least Emmy got to live a REAL independent life. I think she couldn't stay after all that since the trust has been broken, but she still get to have the opportunity to grow on her own to choose who SHE wants to be, not some fake uncle. Wonder if we'll have some news from her in the next game, since now they can acknowledge both of the trilogies.

-Luke and Layton after getting home:

Layton : Not a word to your parents about the whole... dying and stuff ?

Luke : Nope. Definitely not.

-I wonder if one of the reasons Hershel is more protective of Flora is because he's projecting Aurora on her. I mean it's hinted that she got reincarnated, but to him she's still very dead.

-I hope we'll have at least some cameos or references to all those characters in the new game. And a hint that they all went to therapy because heck do they need it. Do something of these coins, professor.

-Wait a second, something's wrong.

LAYTON HASN'T DONE THE DRAMATIC FINGER REVEAL THING

- Probably because he was as confused by everything for this one.

-Besides it's hard to be more overdramatic than Descole. Desmound? Descole?

-Des.

-Wait wait wait... It's implied that Desmound's wife and daughter got killed by Targent, right ? Did it happened under the command of his joke of a father? Did that happened or did I forgot something ?! Like what.

- Hershel please don't call this shithead a friend. He's not. Why am I more angry at Bronev than you are.

-Silly idea of Layton and Descole attempting a talk like normal brothers :

Des : So remember that time we died ?

Layton: Oh yes. Yes. And, uh, saved the world.

Des : And that one kid really died.

Layton : I can still kill you in a swordfight you know, that's gentleman's approved.

Des : *sips tea*

And this was the final one. I would have done Mysterious Village and Pandora's Box too but I already played those before I began to write my thoughts while playing so there would be no point now that I know the plots. Anyway, I absolutely loved these games and can't wait to play the new one on Switch, after going through both trilogies, I'm ready for the new wave of angst !

#i'm going to regret this last statement won't I #lot of swearing for this one sorry but blame the plot #and Bronev #professor Layton #professor layton and the azran legacy #azran legacy spoilers #theories #thoughts #long text #video games

[hollyhomburg]

I personally love the idea of the BILY alphas being cuddly little pups in post-rut but also…a little dumb. Like they’ve fucked not only the brains out of their partners but also lost a few in the process too. Jin could probably wax poetic about how all that oxytocin gets in the way of all their usual hormones but just imagine for a second

Imagine hobi sobbing big crocodile tears because the omegas left and cleaned themeselves of cum, because now they don’t smell like him so they must be rejecting him 🥺 of course the omegas scent mark him but he’s still slurring out something ridiculous like “an alpha stole my cum”

imagine jimin Litterally trying to fight one of hobi’s plants because in his mind “it looked at him funny” 💀 and the pack learn to put all the plants in another room for the time being after he tries to fight a cactus

imagine namjoon Litterally scruffing noodle because the cat wouldn’t stay put in the nest and it just /irked/ him and threatened his alpha pride. Imagine him litterally chasing after noodle when he decides to saunter off, nearly destroying the house in the process

Imagine tae trying to convince the m/c to nest with their makeup collection because in her mind /that’s/ the only thing that’s gonna make everything go back to normal again. “Tae I promise even though that pallet is covered in velvet it’s not gonna be comfy.” The one time the m/c indulges her they end up with glittery ass cheeks.

[theneurodivergentdummy]

BURGERPANTS HEADCANONS!!!!!🍔🐱🍔

established relationship with reader.

He's absolutely astounded that he was able to get an s/o.

Very fluffy cat boy

He needs hugs and therapy

He SHEDS...SO MUCH

it is literally impossible to not have his fur on your clothes.

TOE BEANS AAAAAAAA

he's really warm, definitely your personal heater

Allergic to strawberries 🍓

Like... he'll die

DONT GIVE HIM STRAWBERRIES

He loves sushi 🍣

Has tried cat food before...and liked it

He's so scared you'll leave him so he ends up getting really clingy

Isn't the worst or best cook. Pretty mediocre. He makes solid eggs though

You have to get a drain cover that catches his fur for when he showers.

THERE IS SO MUCH FUR. EVERYWHERE.

You have to buy a pet vacuum for your place.

Vacuum 2-3 times a day.

LINTROLLERS.

an absolute BEAST at Mario cart.

It's literally impossible to beat him.

Watches reality TV all the friggin time.

Has a cactus he names Jerry.

Don't touch Jerry.

Ever.

Has a miku body pillow.

Coffee addict.

Please take him to a cat Cafe it's so friggin funny

He'll stare at you with the most dead expression ever 😆 🤣

The cats will either be very cautious of him or try to fight him

If any male cats go near you he will get low key jealous it's so dumb.

He knows it's just an animal but he can't help it it's hilarious 😆

He is the little spoon

But he's really self conscious about it so please lie and say he's the big spoon.

DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT GIVE HIM CATNIP.

EVER!!!!!

you don't wanna know what happens

He has a sensitive nose so don't wear strong perfumes or calones near him.

None of these ( that I am aware of) are Canon. These are all my personal headcanons.

I do not claim to own burgerpants.

#Burgerpants #Undertale #Underverse #Headcanons #Undertale headcanons #Burgerpants headcanons #Burgerpants x reader #Burgerpants x reader headcanons #X reader #Undertale x reader #Undertale x reader headcanons #Burgerpants undertale #Undertale burgerpants

[talesfromsiteredacted]

Random Things 035/Dyo Says In His Sleep

Before we begin, for the record 035 on a humanoid body does sleep. He also says some strannge ass things while sleeping. As his 'brain' is anomalous, it gets weird. And now... Dyo's Greatest Hits.

"I'd like to thank the Academy, but you're a bunch of talentless hacks. Goodnight, and come up with an original idea for once."

"Doctor... is that a syringe in your hand, or are you happy to see me?"

"Banana? Honey, I'm the whole fruit stand."

"Roses? For me? You do care, 682!"

"I could totally pull off the seashell bra. I'll prove it." A pause. "On second thought... this damned thing is impractical and uncomfortable. And I kinda like pain."

"My queen, that wig is too much. And why make those poor canaries suffer in that dreadful mess?"

"What do we do every night? Try to break out of containment and take over the world. Do keep up, old chap."

"I'm sorry I said that loincloth makes your ass look big. Will you kindly stop hitting me with a fishing rod, 076-2?"

"Cargo shorts? Dr. Clef, you disappoint me."

"What do you mean, 'sarcasm and pessimism will not look good on your performance review'? I'm not even employed here."

"No, as tempting as naked yoga sounds, I just don't like you, Dr. Bright."

"Hey, hey, hey! Party Keter in the house, yo!" A brief pause. "Fine. I am never saying that again."

"Cactus Man! Cactus Man! Does everything a cactus can. Look out! Here comes the Cactus Man." A minute passes. "Please don't sue us."

"Okay, this is now serious. They brought lawyers."

"Those boots, with that skirt? Tres impractical, my dear."

"Hob and Morpheus are spot on, Shakespeare's a twink. And had legs like a anorexic chicken. Tights... did not flatter him in the least. The Plague Doctor can confirm."

"I met Madame Shelly, a rather charming young lady. Keen intellect, warm smile, and impeccable fashion sense. Not my type, but very lovely. She used to tell the best stories."

"Meh. 'Archeologist' is just the socially acceptable way of saying 'tomb raider' or 'grave robber' in my opinion. Even if what he found went to a museum, Indiana Jones still stole relics from various cultures and sold them for profit."

"You want me to wear clothes? Turn. On. The. Air. Conditioning. It's over 85 degrees in here, and so humid if I had hair it would frizz."

"Donut. It takes some stones to wear pink armor. You're a badass Spartan. Own. The. Armor! Flaunt it! Yeah! Pink and proud, baby!"

"Ooh! Look at the big, strong, scary SuperTyrant in his precious little fedora and trenchcoat. As dumb as this thing is... it's got style. It's a massive bullet sponge from bioweapon hell, but done with actual taste."

"Do I have to share with... HIM? But... he takes way too much. It's my pint of Genocide By Cacao, I stole it fair and square!"

"WHAT? Oh, sure... I spend WEEKS hand embroidering my costume, after cutting and sewing and wigmaking, doing Oscar worthy work, and no one cares. But! Slap some eyeliner on him, braid bloody golden rings and bells into his hair, and suddenly everybody wants to know if Khal Drogo is now in Foundation custody. I worked really hard on my Olenna Tyrell ensemble. Golden roses are complicated! Abel didn't even try! Iris did all the work, give HER the free pizza. This stupid 'Game of Thrones' costume contest is rigged!" Thirty seconds pass. "And that pizza is terrible and loaded with preservatives anyway."

In hindsight... whomever introduced Dyo to the works of George R. R. Martin...has made a grave mistake. At least it was entertaining.

#scp foundation #tales from site redacted #scp 035 #possessive mask #and maybe a tad bit dramatic

[garbagefarm]

Mutucule Farm #17

2023-05-15, session #17 of Mutucule Farm! Year 2, Summer 11 through Summer 22!

Cast:

me (@mothmute​)

Belle (@snacco​)

Cam (@amanitaspore​), sadly absent

Erin (@salamand3rin​)

Highlights include but are not limited to:

Summer 11:

I’m still in the pocket of Big Hog

Sturggling with the Sturgeons

Luau!

you weren’t just gonna eat a raw football, were you?

The governor seems a little hungry...

You ever eat soup so good you start vibrating?

we made so many friends! achievement soup!

Night farming! Didn’t have time to water everything in the morning!

Pompkin is your orange bastard? he’s our orange bastard

Summer 12:

Married life treating us well, Belle and I get stardrops! Erin is excluded.

so much friendship, we all get mailboxes full of recipes. spaghetti, salmon dinner, etc.

I go to continue funding the Hogs instead of housing upgrades ...

walk in on Shane drinking himself to death— I watered him, so he’s gonna grow up big and strong

... but I can’t get more Hogs until the barn upgrade finishes, whoops!

Hey, beach box! ... full of bombs!

(Erin has been visited by the yardwork fairy IRL, her audio is spotty for a while)

A train?? Erin lets me borrow Fella to go check it out. nothing.

Constable was stuck in a tree, but then he did a little shimmy and he got free

Evelyn is purchasing an octopus! —no fucking way, those things suck!

Summer 13:

Spirits have been displeased every day this session, must be ‘cause Cam isn’t here

Belle’s at level 9 farming, so she should harvest the crops (and choose correctly)

New pigs! Sheriff, Deputy, S.Trooper (”StateTrooper” wouldn’t fit), and Special Agent

set hogs to maximum!!

Cutscene with Kickflip— I go ahead and suggest experimental noise rock again, is there any point to suggesting anything else?

immediately get a second cutscene, wherein he gets an egg as a “snack” and drops it. Jody hears it from across the house and rushes to the scene of the crime, and gasped in horror; “This is absolutely terrible!”

I took the fall for him anyway— “no, the egg did.”

ANYWAY I was just here to give you some dumb soda

Belle finally got her axe together

“hey, what should I do today?” “it’s 8PM”

Erin considers making her house bigger to make room for Krobus, so he can come curl up in the corner and eat void mayonnaise straight out of the jar

Summer 14:

BELLE CHOOSES INCORRECTLY (nah that’s fine)

Pompkin is positioned for maximum obstruction; ConcernedApe clearly knows how cats work.

y’know, when the kegs were in the way, they were in constant use; now that they’re tucked neatly in the corner, nothing.

Erinbucks, making coffee

Belle loves Joja so much, she has her own Joja sign over her bed and everything

Summer 15:

Jodi wants a fish, the slimier the better

Kent wants a starfruit; “yeah, well, we all want things”

Pierre wants one (1) grape, so he can microdose on wine

Quest for the prismatic jelly!

Sebastian is fine with getting hammered, actually

Erin didn’t get the fish Jodi wanted, and now she’s anxious about holding up dinner and Vincent going hungry (see gallery)

Belle goes on a motorcyle ride with Sebastian (her husband), who says he “[doesn’t] normally bring girls here”

We conclude that Leah has both an ex-boyfriend and an ex-girlfriend, both named Kel.

Summer 16:

Accidentally gave Penny a cactus; she’s fine with this.

look, you don’t KNOW that my shirt was made with green little guy blood! it could be a vegan substitute!

bird wanders into the fire, emerges unscathed.

hey, know what fishers call the sewers? the carpal tunnel! 😎

Erin gets a soggy newspaper, but doesn’t tell us the soggy news

I spend all day in the mines hunting prismatic slime

Erin sacrifices herself for her coffee, but she didn’t even get the last one in, so it was all for naught.

Summer 17:

Pompkin clipping in the blueberries

Unethically sourced coffee; unfair trade; Erins were harmed in the making of this coffee.

I barely escape the mines with my life, after taunting the floating skulls one too many times

(and I almost go to Belle’s house instead of my own)

Summer 18:

back in the mines, I find a box of frozen tears. what’s the deal with those, anyway? whose tears are they?

Belle eats her pocket calamari

“where did that come from?” “I don’t understand the question”

no balrogs were harmed in the making of this film. they’re an endangered species, you know

Summer 19:

“just take the eggs and speak no more of this.”

Belle waters the goats; you don’t want your goat to dry out, do you?

Belle has collected 50 milk for my Purposes!

“don’t drink it all at once!” “but my bones would get SO STRONG!”

Camo pigs, hiding in the melons

(there’s a note in here about Jodi getting hammered, but I don’t remember the context. I feel like it might’ve been pam, actually?)

Can you imagine being a prismatic slime?

Summer 20:

oh right, my axe is ready, and probably has been for a few days

right, the milk! thank you!

Jas and Vincent meeting up without Penny, now that she’s a housewife

Penny probably left Jas in charge, Vincent is just like “I’m gonna eat dirt”

Erin is gonna get serial murdered!! (I jumped out wearing a mask)

I found the prismatic slime!

it’s late, so Erin just gets into bed with my wife.

Black? Phillip gave birth to a baby goat!!

named “lil phil”, got it in one!

default name was apparently “zenoze”, which kept sounding like “the nose” to me

Summer 21:

Penny watered some crops :)

Lewis wants truffle oil and says not to ask why, which IMMEDIATELY makes it so much more suspicious

I got two prismatic slime so I’m trying to figure out a way to preserve one of them for posterity

“maybe what’s his named, in the place" will buy it? (no, Marlon doesn’t buy it)

I try putting it on a table, which doesn’t work; and leaving its image on a sign, which does work (for now)

I go to make the delivery and try not to get eaten by the wizard

(“he doesn’t make it quick” “well, you wouldn’t want him to”)

Axe swap!

—“and my axe!” gets me a good grade in references, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

Penny wants to redecorate and gives me a choice of some themes...

I mean it’s gotta be pirates, right?

(she does want me to move my stuff though so this is a note to remind myself to do that)

after not being sure what to do, it’s suggested that I go pick up after all my pigs, leaving truffles all over the place

Belle telepathically (bellepathically) offers me trash bread from a dozen paces away

Summer 22?:

we have monster musk now, we can make ourselves stinky! (see gallery)

also bombing everything, of course

TO-DO:

Upgrade coop?

Upgrade tools??

Upgrade houses???

Other construction? (slutch? fish ponds?)

at this point, I think any redesigns will be waiting ‘til winter

Bundles! ugh, we need a duck feather

Cam still needs to propose!

Stardrops!

I need to clean house a little for Penny’s benefit (Pennefit)

Gallery: (courtesy of Erin)

Abigail hanging out with Fella, while Erin fishes

Portrait, holding our new monster musk axe body spray

#stardew valley #mutucule farm

[suga4mycoffee]

I posted 457 times in 2022

That's 457 more posts than 2021!

37 posts created (8%)

420 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@yeetlegay

@rainbowcolored7

@lutawolf

@kinnship

@iffervescent

I tagged 448 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#coconuts mafia - 421 posts

#kinnporsche - 251 posts

#kinnporsche the series - 238 posts

#kinn theerapanyakul - 49 posts

#porsche pachara - 41 posts

#porsche kittisawasd - 40 posts

#apo nattawin - 39 posts

#kinnporsche meta - 34 posts

#mile phakphum - 32 posts

#love in the air the series - 23 posts

Longest Tag: 77 characters

#i too was attempting to manifest insight from the queen of the coconuts mafia

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Saw a post where someone was bitching about Korn, and it reignited my hatred...

The constant manipulative and condescending bullshit he's pulling is unbelievable. A benevolent smile, and soft-spoken words, hiding cold calculation, and someone who would be willing to sacrifice his son's happiness, sanity, and probably even his life, if it means his family is in a position of power. As long as there is a legacy. (Tankhun may be unable to lead the family, but Korn doesn't need Kinn to take over. Because he'd drag Kim back kicking and screaming, with no hesitation, and to hell with what Kim thought about it. The only reason he hasn't done that, is because he has Kinn to step up and take over. If Kinn were to die, become seriously injured, or even just earn enough of his father's displeasure... Korn would give Kim that responsibility. I 100% believe that.)

And the way he keeps up the (thin) facade of caring and concerned father, while making sure to keep Kinn firmly under his thumb, and even crushed under his heel? Never missing a chance to bring up Kinn's past 'mistakes'. Encouraging Kinn to be distant and almost isolated, but still heavily reliant on Korn for praise and validation, because it's a way to control him and manipulate him. Speaking in bullshit parables, like he's some wise old sage, when he's really just coming off sounding like one of those douchebags on the internet who think they're so cultured and enlightened, and are eager to tell you all about it. Giving Porsche special treatment, and then demanding Porsche be punished for something, because he's just another bodyguard and doesn't deserve special treatment.

(That's not even touching on the fact that I don't believe he's got any reason to be punished. I know people are all like "He's a bodyguard, he should have been more careful!", and I would agree... if not for Kinn. I know very little about D/s dynamics, but I personally saw Porsche look to Kinn for permission to take the water. And because Kinn has no social skills to apply to the task of 'flirting with his crush', and was being 'coached' by his friends, when he ends up smiling at Porsche (if we can call that a smile, you awkward little cabbage) and giving a little nod, well... To me, and probably to Porsche, that was a nod of permission. Yes? Probably need @lutawolf to tell me if I'm seeing correctly, or I'm being a big dumb.)

These barely scratch the surface. I might revisit Korn's scenes in the future, if anyone thinks I have a point to further turn my brain onto. If not, fuck that guy. He can get face-fucked by a cactus, because you can see how much Kinn is impacted by what Korn says and thinks. Which is why I found the 'rusty knife' scene so interesting. Because here we see Kinn visibly and significantly uncomfortable with what Korn is trying to pull, and his expression does a whole-ass journey. Again, I can also talk about that, if anyone wants me to.

In summary, it's 3:48AM, I've been frothing at the mouth about this for an hour or so, and I'm going to go the fuck to sleep.

My rage is immeasurable, and Korn can catch these fucking hands.

103 notes - Posted May 23, 2022

#4

In my humble opinion...

Kinn needs to get his ass eaten and destroyed. And Porsche is just the man to do it.

I will not be accepting criticism at this time.

139 notes - Posted May 17, 2022

#3

It's a good thing we don't have P'Pond's email, or anything. I can just see it now:

Dear P'Pond,

Thank you so much for the absolute masterpiece that is KinnPorsche The Series. Me and my fellow thirsty hoes would like to request that you just straight-up film sex tapes for any of your actors who are willing to 'perform', and make them available for purchase immediately. We'll take digital download, if you don't want to incur the expense of physical copies, photocards, etc.

Sincerely, The Coconuts Mafia: Conglomerate of Unrepentant Sluts

173 notes - Posted July 28, 2022

#2

The moments of realisation that hit you when re-watching this show are brutal.

Like the moment where Vegas speaks about taking care of the hedgehogs, and all of them dying.

The moment where he speaks about the last one, and how "He still left me, too."

How "I didn't even get to name him.", because if he didn't name him, maybe it wouldn't hurt so much when he died.

How everything he's ever tried to take care of, except Macau, has died. And that he must be terrified that something will happen to Macau, too.

When he says "Everything that I love has left me.", and you realise he's just waiting for that to happen to everyone in his life that he even remotely cares about.

How you realise that, maybe, this is why Vegas tried so hard to treat Pete like a pet at first.

Maybe, this is why he kept calling Pete a pet. "You are such a good pet of the main family."

Perhaps, it's why he tried to make Pete eat from a pet bowl.

Because if Pete was 'just' a pet, like the hedgehogs he's cared for, maybe it wouldn't hurt so much if he died.

But when he sees that Pete might actually die, he panics.

He crumbles, because he's scared he'll lose Pete, just as easily as those hedgehogs.

When he calls Pete's name, no longer calling him a pet of any kind, shaking his arm, tapping his face. Because Pete is so much more than a pet.

How Vegas dresses Pete's wounds, gives him medicine, speaks to him softly.

How he makes him hot food, in a proper bowl with proper utensils, and even eats some of it himself, to not only prove that it isn't poisoned, but to show that it's a bowl he's willing to eat from. That it isn't something he'd give to a pet.

How he's completely fine with Pete having a book to read, until Pete says something that makes him lash out.

How he gave Pete a chance to escape, to leave him, instead of dying under his hands, like all his hedgehogs. Like the one he holds in his hands when he leaves him the key.

The way he sits like his strings have been cut, mourning the last hedgehog, and knows that Pete will be gone by the time he's brushed himself off and gone back inside.

Because "Everything that I love has left me."

Except Pete.

Because Pete doesn't, no, can't leave Vegas while he's suffering.

He was given the perfect opportunity to leave, to go back to the main family, to escape Vegas.

And instead of grasping that opportunity with both hands, he stays. He sees Vegas, alone and in mourning, and decides that he can't leave him.

He gives Vegas an ear, lends his metaphorical shoulder to cry on, because he wants to help ease his suffering.

He sits with Vegas as he gives the hedgehog a little funeral, handing him flowers to lay atop the grave. (If I'm not mistaken, the flowers are plumeria flowers, which have various meanings, one of them being new beginnings.)

When Vegas stands and walks away, Pete follows.

Pete says he doesn't know why he didn't run away, but I don't believe that. I don't think Vegas really believes that, either.

And Vegas opens up to Pete. He tells him about the hedgehogs, about his battle to care for them and keep them alive, and how he failed. How they died over, and over, and over. How he doesn't have any left. How he didn't name the last one, because maybe it would hurt less when that one died too.

He tells Pete how he's always measured against the main family, against Kinn, and found lacking. How, no matter what he does, his efforts will never be noticed, never be given the same weight.

Pete tries to comfort him, tries to stop him from hurting himself.

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206 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Okay, but Kinn trying to talk to Porsche while being 'patient and calm', and instead shrieking like a particularly grouchy alley cat in heat every two seconds? Fucking flawless?

And then trying to modulate his tone and volume, and ending up being so fucking cringe, because he's emotionally constipated and has no proper social skills to speak of, because he's never needed them? Immaculate?

Finally, Porsche being so fucking done with him the entire time, his face practically screaming 'fuck you and all you stand for and your stupid family' while not giving Kinn a single inch of anything, except more rope to hang himself with during this fucking disaster of a conversation? Priceless?

This is my third re-watch, and I'm still feeling so many things, but the overriding emotion this time?

Pure petty glee.

Don't get me wrong, I love Kinn, and I'm sure he'll get (some) of his shit together soon, but damn, bitch. I thought Porsche was our beloved disaster king, but Kinn's coming for his crown in this episode.

306 notes - Posted May 9, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #i cannot BEGIN to tell you how much i love this #'amused' doesn't come close #please admire my top posts i'm so proud of them #yes even the one talking about kinn needing his ass ate #fuck you that's something to be proud of #MY VEGASPETE ANALYSIS IS NUMBER 2 YESSSSSS #i need to go the fuck to sleep my dudes #kinnporsche really fucking owned me damn #i gotta step up my posting game #reblogging shit is great #but damn bitch #write more of your own shit #bitch i'm sleep #coconuts mafia

[cursedvibes]

@zbengui Answering the Dorohedoro part of the ask game

favourite male character: Risu Giant Cactus Boy Did Nothing Wrong. Really, he just wanted a safe place to live, enough money to have a relatively normal life, some cool powers and friends. But alas, Kai had other plans for him. I'm so glad that in the end he still found some people (mostly Kawajiri) he felt he belonged with. I like his curiousity and slightly dumb personality. Also, Curse is cute.

favourite female character: Noi Big Buff Lady, what's not to love. I think there isn't a single fan who doesn't like her. Her concept alone is genius. A healer that's also a tank. And she's allowed to be muscular! Just like Risu she's a bit of a himbo, so I guess that's my type. Her mask also looks really cool.

least favourite character: Hole/Kai In general I like every character in the manga, Hayashida has this talent of making all her characters, no matter the story, likable but Hole-kun....Kai...I just can't. I was innitially ambivalent on Kai but when he started rounding up the sorcerers I hoped someone would bash his head in for good. I did start to like him more, when he became that giant black trash-eating proto-devil. Ate some people I liked but he was more of an animal at that stage so I can look past that.

prettiest character: Hmm, Noi I think. Can't really think of a character I would call "pretty" in any Hayashida work, but Noi fits the most.

funniest character: Honestly, I just love the cynic, absurd humor in Dorohedoro in general but if I had to pick a character, I'd say Kasukabe. He's chill no matter the situation. No wonder his nickname is "Haze".

favourite arc: Don't know exactly how the story is divided, but I'm gonna say Ai's past. Kasukabe and Risu putting all the pieces together was so satisfying after all the little hints we got previously. See and understanding what Hole is and how it corrupts was also really interesting. Aside from that, I enjoyed seeing how Ai and Kasukabe worked together and both kinda used each other for their own goals.

favourite chapter/moment: In the anime I really loved the Halloween episode. Especially the fight between Noi and Nikaido was so well done with the music fitting perfectly to the action. In the manga I generally like all the little instances we see Risu and Aikawa together in school. Despite all the cruelty and knowing what happens later, the atmosphere feels so relaxing and it's nice to see them just be friends.

favourite ship: Aikawa/Risu They both wanted so desperately to be together but never could because of things they had no control over. Despite it they both tried to save each other but failed. It will always end in at least one of them getting killed and that's just so heartbreaking to see.

favourite family ship: The En Family I generally like En and despite the overall faulty system, deep down he tries to do the best he can for the people he cares about and that shows also in the relationships of the other family members. Despite the violence (or because of it) they stick together. And their antics are just generally entertaining.

favourite friend ship: Noi & Shin Just two assassins hanging out. Being bros. What's not to love.

worst ship: uuuh don't know. I feel there generally aren't that many ships? Haven't come across one that I really dislike.

#asks #drhdr

[massivelynervousprincess]

Veeeeeeeeee hiiii! I came here to ask about your plant babies, tell me about them! 🥹🪴💙

You want to know about my babies!? 🪴🥹

OKAY SO MY LOVELY BABIES:

OKAY SO MY LOVELY BABIES:

Dick the pothos! Sometimes I call it “sir dicks a lot” hehehe🤣. It is so cute, I love its heart shaped leaves, and recently it’s been growing and seeing little pops of light green makes me so happy!!💚

Jerry, my beautiful monstera deliciosa/Swiss cheese plant! (I’ll say “hey big monster” to it too🥺) It’s been growing so much, just this morning I was almost late because of this I noticed ANOTHER NEW LEAF! And I’m like!? 🥹You’re happy living with me!? I love you 💚

Davina my cute light pink anthurium!🥰 I recently repotted it, so I think it’s adjusting well. It’s the first baby you see when you walk in my home, and it’s a beauty!💕

Camille (pronounced Ca-mill) my dumb cane/leopard Lilly! It gave me a scare in July, but I realized it’s not as thirsty as I thought it was 🤭 so now we gucci!

Peanut, my tiny aloe 🥹 not growing much, but it’s still here lol! I’m trying hard not to compare it to my mothers and other family members because theirs are HUGE and seem to grow faster than my peanut! But I love it as much as my other plants, and keep an eye on it 🥺 (it’s so small!!!)

And then I have some in water that my friend gifted me! I have an adorable mini monstera (tetrasperma 🤭), MARBLE POTHOS🥹, a second pothos (I had accidentally stepped on Dick and ripped a stem off 💀), spider plant, and three others which I’m not sure of the name🙈 Also… I accidentally caused my lady finger cactus, Pepito, to uh… get sick 🥹 I saved some stems and am reporting them this weekend tho! I’m hoping it’s recovery goes well!

How about you? 🥰 can you tell me about your plant babies?

(Also if I messed up on the plant names feel free to correct me! I’m horrible with flower and plant names (I rename them anyway🙈) but I freaking LOVE THEM)

#this made my day!! #Thank you so much for asking!💛

[sacredjake]

Dec 12th

🛷🔔👂❄️

Hello again! 

Omg a Raising Canes is down the street from my place and it’s a battle everyday to resist. It helps that the line inside and drive thru is so long 24/7

Also, supernatural blew my mind when I first decovered that show. The Winchester brothers, I couldn’t choose 😩💛 I met the actor who plays Dean (Jensen Ackles) at a coffee shop by the beach when I was 19 and he was above and beyond nice! My mom noticed him first and I was shocked (trying not to die). He was so sweet! He offered to take a picture with me before I could ask, gave me a big hug and thanked me for being a fan. He chatted with my mom and I for a bit. Mostly my mom because, I could barely talk…embarrassing🤡

Have you met any celebrities? 

What’s 5 things you want for Christmas? (It can be anything in your wildest dreams)

Your Secret Santa🎄

funny enough i worked at raising canes for two years lol even after working there so long i love their food (and i ate it basically every day). i can tell you that everything is 100% fresh and either cooked to order or made fresh that morning (even the lemonade is really hand squeezed every morning)

oh my god. you met jensen ackles?!??! IM SO JEALOUS I LOVE HIM! ALSO SO LUCKY! i wouldn’t be able to talk either i mean omg it’s literally dean freakin winchester! also much much love to supernatural, it’s what sparked my love for classic rock <3

no one like super famous lol. i met one of my favorite players, james, from the tv show Big Brother on my 23rd birthday, that was cool. um i almost met jerry jones (the owner of the dallas cowboys), jimmy kimmel and tony romo when i performed at a cowboys game. i met a few dallas stars players in high school, and my dad is a roadie for this up and coming country artist, ryder grimes and ive gotten to meet him and his band. idk if this one really counts, but during my boston show i got to directly give sam the hat i made for him and ‘met’ him very, very briefly before he left for the b stage (he looked me directly in my eyes with his big dumb baby cow eyes and grabbed my hand.) i’ll link to my posts here and here and let you decide lol

oh geez… anything in my wildest dreams… hmmm- no particular order

a record player, a 2024 bronco raptor in the color cactus grey, a guitar & lessons (i really wanna learn how to play), and the lego succulents set bc i can’t have real plants because my cat seeks out and obliterates any and all plants

until next time santa!!!

#gvf secret santa #secret santa🎄

[i-m-j-a-d-e]

The Big List of Dances

Pink Venom - Blackpink

Set Me Free - Twice

Black Mamba - Aespa

Girls - Aespa

Love Dive - IVE

TT - Twice

Cheer Up - Twice

Dumb Dumb - Somi

Lovesick Girls - Blackpink

How You Like That - Blackpink

Cheshire - Itzy

Case 143 - Stray Kids

Shut Down - Blackpink

After Like - IVE

Sneakers - Itzy

Pop! - Nayeon

Money - Lalisa

The Feels - Twice

Run - BTS

Antifragile - Le Sserafim

Dice - NMIXX

Maniac - Stray Kids

Scientist - Twice

Tank - NMIXX

Domino - Stray Kids

More and More - Twice

Boombayah - Blackpink

Don't Wanna Cry - Seventeen

District 9 - Stray Kids

Lilac - IU

Voodoo Doll - VIXX

Fantasy - VIXX

Error - VIXX

Dynamite - VIXX

Dynamite - BTS

I Am - IVE

Nude - GIDLE

Queencard - GIDLE

Oh My God - GIDLE

Allergy - GIDLE

Tomboy - GIDLE

Hann - GIDLE

Latata - GIDLE

Hwaa - GIDLE

Hip - MAMAMOO

Hare Hare - Twice

OMG - NewJeans

Hype Boy - NewJeans

Ditto - NewJeans

O.O - NMIXX

Secret Story of the Swan - IZONE

SOLO - Jennie

What Is Love - Twice

Fiesta - IZONE

Young Dumb Stupid - NMIXX

Giddy - Kepler

Fearless - Le Sserafim

Eleven - IVE

Talk That Talk - Twice

Rover - Kai

Knock - Chaeyeon

Loco - Itzy

Wannabe - Itzy

I Can't Stop Me - Twice

Dalla Dalla - Itzy

As If It's Your Last - Blackpink

Back Door - Stray Kids

S Class - Stray Kids

None Of My Business - Itzy

Eve, Psyche & The Bluebeard’s Wife - Le Sserafim

Vengence - BIBI

Siren - Sunmi

You Can't Sit With Us - Sunmi

Ddu-Du-Ddu-Du - Blackpink

Red Flavour - Red Velvet

Bbi Bbi - IU

La Vie En Rose - IZONE

Wa Da Da - Kepler

28 Reasons - Seulgi

Alcohol Free - Twice

Pretty Savage - Blackpink

Step Back - Got The Beat

La Di Da - Everglow

Maria - Hwasa

Dance The Night Away - Twice

Just Right - GOT7

Russian Roulette - Red Flavour

Next Level - Aespa

Revolution - Alexa

On - BTS

Stereotype - STAYC

So Bad - STAYC

ASAP - STAYC

BEcause - Dreamcatcher

Likey - Twice

Boy With Luv - BTS

Fire - BTS

Tattoo - Alexa

Dream in a Dream - Ten

Birthday - Ten

Drunk Dazed - Enhypen

Butterfly - Loona

Lion - GIDLE

Pirate King - Ateez

Cactus - ACE

Stay Tonight - CHUNGHA

Gotta Go - CHUNGHA

Left and Right - Seventeen

Feel Special - Twice

Gashina - Sunmi

Crazy - 4Minute

Pretty U - Seventeen

Move - Taemin

24 hours - Sunmi

Idol - BTS

Only One - Onlyoneof

Do or Die - Alexa

Adios - Everglow

XOXO - Somi

Savage - Aespa

Dun Dun - Everglow

Thunderous - Stray Kids

Forever Young - Blackpink

Kitsch - IVE

Love Me Like This - NMIXX

Egotistic - MAMAMOO

Rumour - IZONE

Not Shy - Itzy

Super Shy - NewJeans

Ping Pong - Hyuna & Dawn

Dingga - MAMAMOO

Catallena - Orange Caramel

Dumbi Dumbi - GIDLE

AYA - MAMAMOO

ICY - Itzy

Pass The Mic - Enhypen

Fancy - Twice

Lalisa - Lalisa

Mafia in the Morning - Itzy

Flip That - Loona

Easy - Stray Kids

Double Knot - Stray Kids

Run - BTS

Blah Blah Blah - Itzy

Don't Know What To Do - Blackpink

Pirate - Everglow

Swalla - Lalisa

Unforgiven - Le Sserafim

Bite Me - Enhypen

Uh Oh - GIDLE

Senorita - GIDLE

Back to Zero Base - ZB1

In Bloom - ZB1

New Kiz On The Block - ZB1

And I - ZB1

Our Season - ZB1

Always - ZB1

Hate - 4Minute

Side By Side - THE8

Tic Tac - 8TURN

Goblin - ACE

Savage - ACE

Slow Dive - ACE

Take Me Higher - ACE

Undercover - ACE

Back In Vogue - Alexa

Bingle Bangle - AOA

APHRODITE - ARTBEAT

Blue Flame - ASTRO

Blue Flame - Le Sserafim

Crazy Sexy Cool - ASTRO

One - ASTRO

Answer - ATEEZ

The Black Cat Nero - ATEEZ

Fireworks - ATEEZ

Good Little Boy - ATEEZ

Geurilla - ATEEZ

Hala Hala - ATEEZ

Halazia - ATEEZ

Rocky - ATEEZ

Say My Name - ATEEZ

Thank U - ATEEZ

Treasure - ATEEZ

Wave - ATEEZ

Win - ATEEZ

Wonderland - ATEEZ

Bambi - Baekhyun

Candy - Baekhyun

Kazino - BIBI

Bang Bang Bang - BIGBANG

Fantastic Baby - BIGBANG

Fuck It - BIGBANG

Gingamingayo - BILLI

Ice Cream - Blackpink

Kick It - Blackpink

Kick It - NCT

Kill This Love - Blackpink

Playing With Fire - Blackpink

Really - Blackpink

See You Later- Blackpink

So Hot - Blackpink

Typa Girl - Blackpink

Whistle - Blackpink

Bobbin - Blitzers

Jackpot - Block B

Libido - Onlyoneof

Red Lights - Stray Kids

Get Down - Boys Republic

Breaking Dawn - The Boyz

D.D.D - The Boyz

Maverick - The Boyz

No Air - The Boyz

Oh Sole Mio - The Boyz

The Stealer - The Boyz

Thrill Ride - The Boyz

Airplane Pt 2 - BTS

Anpanman - BTS

Black Swan - BTS

Blood Sweat and Tears - BTS

Boy in Luv - BTS

Butter - BTS

Danger - BTS

Dionysus - BTS

DNA - BTS

Dope - BTS

Fake Love - BTS

Go Go - BTS

I Need You - BTS

Lie - BTS

Mic Drop - BTS

NO - BTS

No More Dream - BTS

Permission To Dance - BTS

Silver Spoon - BTS

We Are Bulletproof Pt 2 - BTS

Bicycle - CHUNGHA

Play - CHUNGHA

Snapping - CHUNGHA

Hello Bitches - CL

Helicopter - CLC

DAWNDIDIDAWN - DAWN

Boca - Dreamcatcher

Chase Me - Dreamcatcher

Maison - Dreamcatcher

Odd Eye - Dreamcatcher

Scream - Dreamcatcher

You and I - Dreamcatcher

STRUT - EMELINE

Blessed Cursed - Enhypen

Fever - Enhypen

Given Taken - Enhypen

Tamed Dashed - Enhypen

Bon Bon Chocolate - Everglow

First - Everglow

Call Me Baby - EXO

The Eve - EXO

Growl - EXO

Wolf - EXO

Ko Ko Bop - EXO

Lotto - EXO

Love Me Right - EXO

Love Shot - EXO

Lucky One - EXO

Monster - EXO

Obsession - EXO

Power - EXO

Tempo - EXO

Mama - EXO

Overdose - EXO

Me Gustas Tu - GFRIEND

My Bag - GIDLE

Gee - SNSD

Into A New World - SNSD

I Got A Boy - SNSD

Lion Heart - SNSD

Mr Mr - SNSD

Hard Carry - GOT7

Lullaby - GOT7

Never Ever - GOT7

Nanana - GOT7

Not By The Moon - GOT7

You Calling My Name - GOT7

SPIDER - HOSHI

Twit - Hwasa

Flower Shower - Hyuna

I'm Not Cool - Hyuna

Killing Me - IKON

Love Scenario - IKON

Rhythm Ta - IKON

Boys Like You -ITZY

SHOOT - ITZY

Swipe - ITZY

Queen of Hearts - IVE

Queen of Hearts - TWICE

Panorama - IZONE

Violeta - IZONE

100 Ways - Jackson Wang

Bullet to the Heart - Jackson Wang

Blow - Jackson Wang

Come Alive - Jackson Wang

Birthday - Red Velvet

Birthday - Somi

What You Waiting For - Somi

Bouncy - ATEEZ

Pt2 Coming Soon...

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can i get an orchid, cactus, and ivy for the ask game :)

YEAHH ya can !!

orchid ⇢ what’s a song you consider to be perfect?

I'm about to sound absolutely insane because my answer isn't a Newsies song. BUT the English piano cover of In The Name of Sin by Oktavia makes me uncontrollably cry every time I hear it. It's absolutely amazing I love that song. I'm outing myself as a Vocaloid fan rn.

cactus ⇢ something you’re currently learning (about)?

I'm learning about the language and accents in Newsies for my English A Level in college! I chose the topic and honestly it's super interesting. I'm also right now listening to a podcast episode on cults.

ivy ⇢ what are your ‘tells’ for your emotions and moods? how can someone tell you’re happy, annoyed, upset or tired?

I yawn like a cat. BIIIG open mouth tongue out maybe even a meow. Uhh when I'm happy I just start making animal crossing/squid kid noises so that's something. Oh also I just start telling people that I'm sonic/hatsune miku/jack kelly etc. Another big thing is something my friends noticed about me IRL but apparently before I do something dumb and/or annoying (like knocking a bottle over) I take like 20 seconds to plan it out and it FULLY shows on my face. "I can see the cogs turning" is the direct quote.

#jack's hawkin the headlines !! #you got it racer ! asks #ask game