#i mean like come ON

[softforheroes]

bkdk canon y'all

#i mean like come on #after todays chapter no one can deny it

[doodles-with-noodles]

my email keeps deadnaming me :u

#shitpost #noodles open mouth and shit do come out #I mean like come on

[staridani]

me: I FEEL RAGE!!! DESPAIR!! NOTHING MATTERS AND IF I HAVE TO BE ALIVE ANY LONGER I WILL CLAW MY EYES OUT

me, 5 minutes later and no longer hungry:

#things about me #i mean like come on #barbie #barbie movie

[savethesoup]

All I got from the Barbie movie is that Barbie and ken are bi for bi

#barbie #biseuxal #bi for bi #ken #ken is doing a lot more than just beaching with the other kens #I mean like come on #have you not seen a single old Barbie movie she had girlfriend’s in every one of them #also #also the kens tm literally kissed Ken on the cheek #barbie was not in love with ken because all the other Barbies tm were to sexy #ken could have #never #compete with the other Barbies tm #barbie movie spoilers

[yuudamari]

i use twitter so much more than here for art and with teh whole verification thing i kind of want to rip my hair off. as if i havent been struggling having any kind of online presence for 10 years now elon musk is gonna ruin what little progress ive done bc he wants 8 dollars per month i hope he fucking dies

#i mean like come on #😭 im trying my fucking best man #i post art i talk and at least the art does well on twitter #not the talking. same as here. i mean i could say anything and i dont think anyone sreading anything #i like posting art on tumblr too cos i love the tags i alwys have #but im considering idk throwing myself off a window #we doont speak about instagram btw #honestly complaining here is gonna do nothing at all but i need somewhere to let it out and i am pretty sure no ones reading this so aklsdh

[wellthisisnerdy]

me on my way to sue marvel for not making she hulk buff:

#i mean like come on #define feminine #im feminine #mcu #marvel #she hulk #she hulk attorney at law #jennifer walters

[kuja-kujaku]

tumbles: ban woman nippie…….!

ads: bro here’s some vitamins so you can fuck more gooder. also here’s a banana cock and balls so we can hound you to shave your junk with overpriced grooming tools named after garden utensils

#I mean like come on #I’d rather go back to the weird liminal ads with a man holding a shoe to his ear or whatever

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[seenthisepisode]

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

#we used to be a proper country #or something #this post is brought to you by me coming back from work and being like okay what now 🧍🏻‍♂️ #i mean obviously i have stuff to do but these are just chores and what i need what i have been programmed to need is a 40 minute long #episode of stupid cw show with a gay ship that's never gonna go canon... :((( #tumblr #fandom

[batemanofficial]

that smoking in public poll got me thinking. you don't get to waffle about being neutral with these options you gotta choose

i personally like the smell of weed but dislike the smell of cigarette/tobacco smoke, but combing through the notes on that poll indicates that this opinion may be unpopular! idk!

#speak friend and enter #ok to rb #so many people complaining about smelling weed outside....what has this world come to (it's gentrification and liberal pearl-clutching) #but would you complain about gentle birdsong? a distant thunderhead's lazy rambling across the windswept plain? #ofc im not saying like. people with asthma or what-have-you are bad for not liking smoke in their lungs but you know what i mean

[wannashiver]

Would you rather drain a vampire of blood or him of other fluids?

#i mean like come on #the main draw of the vampire is the blood #but also like. not turning anything else down either ykwim 😏😏😏 #also im sorry i forgot about this blog lmao

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

#no thoughts just ed and his emotional support bunny #i felt like a genius coming up with stede bunnet this better make you laugh #because im still giggling over it #praying that his name is anything close to this because i need it #fun fact my bunny who sadly passed away in 2020 looked exactly like the one ed adopts and it made me cry a bit seeing that scene #her name was soe and I changed my username for her #she was the most prcious baby she got me through all the hardships #so I believe stede bunnet can do that for ed too #ofmd #ofmd 2 #our flag means death #our flag means death 2 #ofmd fanart #edward teach #taika waititi #blackbeard #ofmd 2 fanart #my art #digital art

[freshbeeth]

i mean for fuck’s sake

#i’m NEVER beating the marina allegations #no makeup just woke up BOOM marina #like GIRL ONE OF US IS GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE #yes i will be wearing this to stream springfest #i mean COME ON i HAVE to #splatoon #splatoon 3 #marina #off the hook #pearlina #splatfest #springfest #marina ida

[nightbirdz]

It’s a bit unrealistic how Toph never made any counterfeit coins once she learned to metalbend

#I mean it would probably be a bit controversial for a children’s show to demonstrate one of their main characters committing fraud #but like come on #toph beifong #atla toph #atla #meta

[iwasbored777]

Barbie movie never said "we need to stop men" it said "we need to stop toxic masculinity" and if that made you feel called out I got some news for you

#it's like when joker was released and everyone was like beware of victims of bullying and i was like why #and they said cuz they will kill us all #and i was like joker only killed his abusers so if you are afraid that a person like him will come for you it means you deserve it #same here #barbie movie #barbie #feminism #toxic masculinity

[anneapocalypse]

So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.

#yes i'm just going to come out and say it i'm talking about sera #not exclusively but i am talking about her #'but her writer actually iS A--' you don't know that! it doesn't matter! and i don't care! #just say that you do not like the character. #people will reblog posts about the latest actor or YA author or whatever getting forced out of the closet and be like #'wow. :( that's terrible.' #and then GO RIGHT BACK TO DOING IT #when are we going to learn #when are we going to stop doing this BEFORE somebody is forcibly outed #because in practical terms #that means you have to be okay with queer characters being written by straight people. #you have to stop weaponizing that against writers you don't like. #you have to be willing to critique the writing on its own merits #without using the writer's (assumed) identity to prop up your arguments #that's how it works #but who wants to actually change the way they talk about media #when tearing apart people's identities for clout is far more entertaining. #gwaren exports #fandom problems #fandom critical