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midnightfrappe · 3 months
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i hate myself
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eugeneplace · 4 months
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Something something Watercolors 'n ink
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( @probably-not-a-rutabaga )
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velvetblackjack · 1 year
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Your Crosshairs, Drift, and Optimus all give me different kinds of chaotic vibes, there's feral, collected, and sarcastic chaos.
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had to update the meme cuz u got a point!!
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geekynightowl1997 · 7 months
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"I hacked history. I hacked history!"- Alec Hardison after doing things he never thought he had to do.
Mood
All the while Eliot and Parker are terrified of his mental breakdown.
Also mood
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shallowseeker · 5 months
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Mall Santa
SAM: "So, get this. Davenport Central Place's Santas have a problem, like maybe our kinda problem. They keep dropping dead in the locker room. It's happened every weekend since Thanksgiving!"
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Mary gets the first in, a seasonal job as an adorable Santa's helper. Dean makes a good elf, too, but Sam doesn't cut mustard. (Bah humbug!) They won't hire him for Santa either. He pretends to shop-and-walk in lieu of going in-costume. Dean tries to get him to wear a sweatband and carry hand-weights "like those mall moms."
Jack goes for Santa. ("It's safer, Dean! Most magic spells don't work on angels!") Alas, the interviewer thinks he's too young. So he Youtube Universities his way through a photography course and worms his way into being the mall photographer instead.
On the Saturday before Christmas, Mary and Dean watch as Santa appears to choke to death, this time in front of a whole line of children.
But nothing appears to be out of the ordinary. No cold spots, no hex bags, no history.
It's a Christmas mystery.
After Santa dies, Jack calls Cas. After all, he’s probably old enough to get the job.
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certifiedunicornhater · 8 months
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..so i made a unicorn wars sona while i was gone
(art blog: @goat-chops)
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zackmoonz · 10 months
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As much as I love write fluff and happy stories, the angst ones always gave me funnier reactions with my friends.
I sent my friend a small sketch of a small part I wrote of the 4maxo / ohnanaduo fic I'm trying to write (it's giving me a hard time btw) and they literally went "I'll need therapy just by this small part, imagine the whole thing" I got so fucking happy.
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sargeantsarmy · 2 months
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Some Rylan Thoughts(NSFW edition👹)
Both vers but Dylan prefers being physically under Ryan either way
They’ve been caught almost having sex in their car by a cop, but were able to brush it off as nothing
Dylan is the kinkiest little fuck and Ryan is just there for the ride(though he has his own small list of kinks)
Ryan is more dominant, he doesn’t like getting told what to do and he likes when people listen to him. He’ll just throw instructions at Dylan and watch him obey like a puppy, and he loves it.
Dylan dresses like a little slut when they eat out, and Ryan looks like his annoyed sugar daddy
Ryan had multiple wet dreams about Dylan during camp, it never occurred to him that it’s because he had a crush on him
Ryan is obsessed with Dylan’s ass and chest. He pretends like he’s not, but the amount of times he’s grabbed them while Dylan’s doing normal everyday chores says otherwise
Likewise, Dylan can’t keep his hands off of Ryan. Waist, ass, thighs, arms, he will be grabbing him
Dylan will moan really loud for no reason during the day just to watch Ryan get riled up (he thinks it the funniest thing)
Dylan has the biggest praise kink and will fold at the tiniest about of encouragement from his boyfriend
^he esp likes being called a good boy, and you sure as fuck know Ryan uses that knowledge to his advantage
Ryan gets really possessive over not only Dylan as a person but also his body. He likes marking it with bites and bruises, which Dylan has been asked about by concerned friends and family members when they see a random bruise on his arm
Ryan is a photographer along with animator, with an interest in shibari. Dylan has an interest in getting tied up and likes looking pretty for the camera. It’s a win-win situation.
Dylan is more adventurous in bed, while Ryan is hesitant to try things
^ or, was. He gained confidence after a while
While Dylan gets easily flustered behind closed doors, one mention of sex in public and Ryan is red-faced and stumbling over his words
The amount of times Schrödinger has cockblocked them is actually insane
Ryan, while being pretty scrawny everywhere else, has very strong thighs
^ Dylan has begged him to crush him with those beauties
Dylan has had an oral fixation since childhood, and really likes sucking on Ryan’s fingers to calm himself down
^ Ryan thinks it’s cute
Dylan cannot get enough of Ryan’s voice. He could be talking about the most boring shit imaginable and Dylan would still get turned on
Ryan was the worst at dirty talk when they first got together, but after noticing how much Dylan liked good, hot dirty talk, he practiced when Dylan wasn’t home
^ he’s still not the best at it but it works for Dylan so it’s fine
Cuddles and aftercare baths are mandatory, especially if they were having a more rough/not-vanilla night
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k3nmore · 4 months
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I told you we needed more glitter
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saikokirakira · 2 years
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i just finished the entirety of stranger things not more than five minutes ago, and i already a lil fic idea for eddie munson itsg eddie brainrot for everyone watching season 4 is a hive mind in itself
so, basically, it goes... eddie is people watching in the halls of hawkins high one day and suddenly he hears a hum, almost lullaby melody, of KISS' "i was made for loving you," and he's surprised it's coming from the supposed-uptight classical piano junior
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olivethedream · 6 months
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arm surgery (?) is going well
The insides are actually pretty cool i wonder how they did this?!
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maxemilianver · 7 months
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good morning to me, rb19 is still a rocketship and mercedes is nowhere to be found despite merc fans and lewis parading everywhere about the flexi parts and rb getting nerfed hah maybe it was merc who had those "illegal" parts huh
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So make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it 😌
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heartuditu · 2 years
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2offayyo-kzt · 2 years
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I'm ready to defend Ango until my death when he will have killed Sigma.
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