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joyflameball · 3 months
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I don't need to explain this you get what I'm saying here I'm just gonna drop it collapse into your arms and sob
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pisshandkerchief · 9 months
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purchasing things online is great until you have to wait for them to arrive
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wild-jija · 4 months
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Steven Moffat I'm lurking and I'm stalking when you least expect it count your days I'm coming for your sorry ass
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arashi-no-saxlphone · 2 months
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One of my favorite things about Discord is they will just lie to you. "Hee hee oopsie we switched mobile back cause you guys didn't like it, the swipe to see members list is back now!!" and I swipe and it replies and I feel Discord's hot breath on my ear like "Yeah. Don't you look fucking stupid now? This is the future. We've never made a bad decision in our lives. Buy our nitro. We put the button to gift it right next to the fucking message bar to make it easy for you. You whore. What are you gonna do? Go back to Skype? Don't make me fucking laugh."
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anomalisa92 · 5 months
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HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY I swear to Stan Lee! If you switched Randy with LA Knight, I'm gonna kill you!!!!! That's the best way to make people hate him AND YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT TO HIM!!!!
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alongray · 1 year
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Death
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He was in fact, bored
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il-magico-storto · 1 year
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me and my best friend at 3 am @itzkoalol
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tobeblamed · 7 days
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I got your herpes medication
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" for the last time, it's eczema! "
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marigio300x · 7 months
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Today my friends gaslit me into thinking there was an Adam Sandler movie called "I'm Gonna Kill You."
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stalinslastsoldier · 9 months
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"audio not available in your location" what da fuck does that even mean???
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nientedal · 6 months
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What progress at home has biden enacted? What policies of his show that he is making progress that prove he is actually different than trump?
I like to pretend I have faith in humanity, so I'll answer as if you're asking this in good faith.
Biden's DEA has lifted restrictions on telehealth prescriptions to make appointments and assistance more accessible.
He put a funding package into place to help unhoused people get access to mental and physical healthcare, as well as short-term and long-term housing.
He has attempted and is still attempting to get student debt relief through - this was blocked by Republican judges appointed by Trump, but he's still working on it.
Infrastructure repair - his administration has budgeted funds to actually fix some severely-damaged and frequently-traveled bridges.
Trying to expand access to healthcare to include undocumented immigrants who came to the USA as children (Dreamers) under the Affordable Care Act. Support for Navigator programs and outreach has also been increased.
He has vetoed Republican-led bills that were attempting to overturn environmental protections - one that would have forbidden investment fund managers to consider climate change in their portfolios (I have two degrees in accounting and this is actually huge), and another that would have overturned restrictions on agricultural runoff into our waterways.
He and his administration worked for ages to get rail workers paid sick days.
This is just some of what he's been doing. Meanwhile, Trump and other Republicans want to criminalize the lives of LGBT people like you and me. They want to eliminate no-fault divorce and force births that will kill parents or devastate them financially. They have stated flat out that they want to install a military dictatorship in the USA. They attempted to put that in motion on January 6th, 2021. They failed once. They will do better next time.
One party wants to house the homeless and expand social safety nets, while the other one wants to criminalize homelessness. One of them wants a future in which I might be able to vote to change how much of a war machine my country is, while the other one wants to eliminate my ability to vote entirely. Those are not the same. Those literally are opposites.
At the end of the day, all you and I can do is choose to do the least amount of harm possible. You and I cannot choose to do no harm. This is the USA, we sell war, you and I cannot choose to do no harm. I wish we could, my god do I wish we could, but that is not an option. So we grieve for the harm we couldn't eliminate and work to minimize the harm that is done. Despite all the crap they support, Democrats are the minimum amount of harm right now. Acting like they aren't is exactly what brought us to an election where our options are a future where we are either wading in blood or drowning in it.
Not voting for Biden will not help Palestine. Not voting for Biden will guarantee a Republican president who will make the situation in Palestine WORSE. AND it'll hurt a lot of other places as well, both at home and abroad, because Republicans are about business and the USA is in the business of war! And I would very much like that to change someday! I would very much like to someday be able to choose to do no harm! And I know what I have to do to try for that future, so what are YOU going to do? There is no standing off to the side in this. If you aren't helping pull, you're the dead weight we're pulling. Are you going to dig your feet into the mud and blood and drown us there? Or are you going to get the fuck off your ass, grit your teeth, and help us pull free?
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egophiliac · 10 months
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oh, uh, this...this isn't Silver's backstory after all.
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tizzymcwizzy · 4 months
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valeriapryanikova · 6 months
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goretober 23 : decapitation | hermithorrorweek 1 : game mechanics
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denkies · 1 year
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Me: i ❤ doomed relationship
The doomed relationship: *fulfills the "doomed" title*
Me:
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eggy-the-boy · 1 year
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*poking my blorbos with a stick* 
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