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lambergeier · 6 months

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currently in the process of rereading all of girl genius because of being possessed by a demon. first among my many thoughts is the intensity with which gil, post-canon, tries to get tarvek to try lsd.

#i'm just saying gil spent a lot of time ages 16-21 smoking some good fucking french weed #and agatha can't be peer pressured into anything by natural law (but perhaps...seduced?) but gil does think one good trip would fix tarvek #tarvek [aware that he has an anxiety disorder that will play badly with hallucinogens but incapable of ever acknowledging or admitting it]:#i'm...allergic.#girl genius

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deadmomjokes · 2 years

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

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ssalballoon · 6 months

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rot and ruin

this was heavily inspired by thatkorka's lovely fic! please check it out, it's such a good take on Gale's arc :')

#btw astarion is doing the flehmen response in the 4th pic... cat fr #TO CLARIFY ITS THE CAT FLEHMEN RESPONSE... THE HORSE ONE LOOKS SCARY OHMYGOD #i was thinking of the spaced out look cats have with their mouths hanging open when there's a smell they're trying to parse #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #astarion ancunin #my art #bg3 fanart #bloodweave #please skim over the text im verbose and allergic to making sense #i started this in late october.. i'm never making comics again (lying)#these two are too curious for their own good

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saltcosmos · 7 months

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gabv1el hc and v4v piece i'll probably never finish

#gabv1el #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #i'm kinda sorry for the only black and white lined drawings I'm allergic to coloring actually #height conversions are like 5'5ish and 7'1ish #gotta spread the gabv1el size diff brainrot and propaganda ✌️#clarification these are just my headcanons and the way i tend to draw these two in my own personal art!

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multicolour-ink · 1 year

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Ok but I NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY TWO FAVOURITE FRAMES FROM THE BROS HUG

After the first hug, Mario immediately goes to gently cup and pull Luigi's face towards him. He needs to take in that his brother is right here. He needs to make sure that he's not hurt.

And stars help Bowser if Luigi was!

THE FOREHEAD TOUCH

Oh stars the forehead touch. So much meaning in this one moment ❤💚

Now, forehead touches can have various meanings in many cultures; but in general, touching ones forehead to another person's is a way to get across love, soothe anxiety, and can be seen as a protective gesture.

And that's exactly what's happening here. The Bros are grounding themselves in the moment. And look at the way their eyes meet! In various cultures as well, the eyes are believed to be windows to the soul. The Bros are not just communicating through their physical affection - they are healing each other's hearts.

And given what they have been through, they need it 💗

In this one moment, the Bros can forget about the terror and danger around them.

In this one moment, they are able to focus on the one thing that matters the most to them.

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Also a side note: Luigi doesn't say a word during this exchange (not counting after, when he makes the bear comment 😁). And some will probably think "Oh man that sucks!", but honestly it says a lot about these characters. Luigi chooses to remain silent, because he knows that if he attempted to speak in that moment, he would burst into tears and be unable to stop💧

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sergle · 8 months

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When ppl will create a "curvy" girl character and get pretty much the whole body's proportions right, obviously they're putting emphasis on bust/hips but it seems like it's being executed well--- except that they completely, fully, and deliberately, skip the stomach entirely. Just nothin there. Not even a whisper. I'm like. Just sack up, make it make sense and be honest with yourself by making it official and say it's canon that they got a tummy tuck. You cowardly ass, yellow bellied, wet brained, upside-down dog mouthed dirty bitch.

#it'll look so uncanny bc it'll be like oh this more or less looks like it could be a body type I've seen on a real pers--- oh wait #you TOTALLY flattened the stomach for like no goddamn reason and you still want points for making her curvy. pass.#if ppl clown on this post I will not hesitate to turn off rbs and call a bomb threat to your house #sergle.txt #do you know what I mean though. like actually #you want EVERY aspect of a body type that does in fact. exist. very commonly actually. in the proportions you want #you want it all but you are so allergic to ANY substance on the stomach. so what now.#anything but the stomach. literally impossible to draw apparently #I'll be like ah maybe it's obscured with the clothing or pose but I see other art and I'm like oh no nvm it's on purpy.#''why does it have to be a plausible body type'' why put in any effort at all. why draw. why depict women ever. why wake up in the morning #nut up or shut up.

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purisurory · 1 year

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“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love…I love..I love you”.

Referencing THAT ONE Pride and Prejudice scene (two if you count the quote above)

#genshin impact #原神 #genshin impact fanart #alhaitham #kaveh #kavetham #haikaveh #カヴェアル #my art #The brainrot is so hard I even took my own reference pics for the backgrounds #I'm allergic to drawing backgrounds yet here we are

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vaynglories · 5 months

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specific ship dynamic that makes me insane:

chivalrous warrior who wears their whole heart on their sleeve & radiates devotion from every pore x the shifty bastard who would drown their own hands in an ocean of blood for the other one's sake without hesitation and never say a word about it

#(pls note: they are equally stupid in love with each other but shifty bastard is violently allergic to emotional honesty)#shipping #ship dynamics #wild shrieks.txt #if you follow me on the brainrot sideblog and are thinking 'hey that sounds like-' yeah. yeah. you're probably right 😔#i'm goin thru it let me live!!!!!

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 8 months

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Cat Update

So where I'm staying, there's 4 housecats yeah?

I am

apparently

allergic to EXACTLY 1 (one) OF THEM

the other three seem to be fine??????

??????

#wh #okay sure #do you guys want me to try to snap pics of all four im im fairly certain #as to which one i'm allergic to #the gatitos are called dalcy rufus ginny and lola i believe

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yangjeongin · 9 months

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HYUNJIN | [skz log] stray kids : 어쩌다 촬영한 하루｜2023 stayweek

#hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #stray kids #bystay #createskz #malegroupsnet #a9gifs #*gif #*ccarly #*hyunjin #*carly:hyunjin #sorry for bottom left. idk what's going on with the lighting there that's none of my business #i'm also allergic to blurring captions now #*hits

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royalarchivist · 4 months

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Ramon: Fit.

Fit: Yes? What is it, my child? What is it, light of my life? What is it, my beautiful baby boy? My reason for my existence on this planet?

Ramon: are u going to get married here too?

Fit: WHOA whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Um... I, well– Let's take things one step at a time, Ramon! Ok? I haven't even told Pac how I feel yet. Let's take this one step at a time. Yeah, let me have a conversation with him first about –

Ramon: for u to marry on spreen's lawn

Fit: [Laughs] Oh my god. Ohh, the disrespect! Holy sht–

#FitMC #Ramon #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #January 3 2024 #RAMON....... LMAO #WHY IS HE SUCH A LITTLE HATER LMAO #I think it's so funny that Spreen is allergic to relationships but Fit was like ''yeah we were definitely husbands''#Ramon heard all the cute pet names and was like ''actually I'm going to embarass this man''#Ramon is shy just like his dad

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demi-pixellated · 11 months

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a redesign: to sate my personal sensibilities

#Legend of Zelda #LoZ #Tears of the Kingdom #TotK #totk spoilers #Yona #Fanart #MSPaint Draw #mostly-- i pulled it into sai for colours but yeah #incessantly muttering to myself over the last two weeks 'I Can Fix Her'#i don't have any strong feelings to her as a character but as a design....#i enjoy the choice to make her a manta ray but I DESPERATELY wish they gave her a flatter head #-- not entirely like Muzu but closer to it #and also I'm severely allergic to saturated colours and she is unlookable #feel free to disagree and disregard this - it's a thought experiment #but Saki is next 😤

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harmonysanreads · 10 months

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The sumeru love hexagon.... imagine that darling has their own cat that hates everyone except for darling and wanderer👀👀

I'm giggling just imagining the scenes 🤭

It's like Wanderer and your cat share this weird out-of-this-world connection, or at least, they both have a consensus that they cannot allow anyone to lay their dirty hands on their human. Whenever the puppet sees that someone has crossed boundaries (it's his own envy, mostly), all he needs to do is bring your cat to the person's face and his feline partner-in-crime tends to resolve the issue. It's efficient and has very little consequences ✨

Oh, if Kaveh wasn't miserable enough already. As someone who's fond of animals himself, he genuinely wants to befriend your pet. He also recognizes that doing so would make you two even closer, but how can he achieve that when the animal in question hisses if it even sees him in your vicinity? Spends way too much time trying to win over your cat and unintentionally creates the opportunity for others to win you instead.

It's Alhaitham who utilizes the chance. He's already dead last in realizing his affections and the fact that he needs to fight in order to earn yours. He isn't going to let go of any opening now, however miniscule it might be. As for his opinions on your cat and its passionate distaste for your suitors... well, in the end, it's still just an animal. He doesn't consider it his competition, neither something that he absolutely has to earn the approval of.

If stares could kill, both Cyno and your cat would be dead and one with the soil by now. Intense glaring competitions occur whenever they're in the same room, neither willing to back down. It's silly, maybe a little funny — who are you kidding, it's absolutely hilarious seeing the General Mahamatra at a serious stare down with a cat of all beings. Cyno would never raise a hand against it (because let's be honest, he could kill it without much effort) but your pet certainly has gotten handsy a few times. You always end up tending to the scratches anyway, so, who's winning now, huh?

Tighnari is a little irritated at first, but maintains distance from it for everyone's peace. He's most likely to tame your cat, given his expertise with these kinds of things. But hear out this little side tangent of mine : Reader who owns a pet bunny who hates Tighnari. It's angelic and sweet demeanor with others taking a drastic shift once it senses the presence of the fox. You know the drill, archaic nemeses.

[ au masterlist ]

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fevekko · 6 months

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sorry for never fucking posting i just need to make it through this one more week; trust guys

#genshin impact #art #kaeya #rosaria #xingqiu #fischl #digital art #artwork #fan art #idk if i should post the reference for this #this was for a thing on twt lmao #i swear i have more stuff drawn i'm just allergic to posting any of it

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dreambob · 7 months

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Hi can I a , tall glass of ............

#adventure time #fanart #simon petrikov #ice king #Dreambob's Art #excuse me theres symbolism in my drink #I'm allergic to it

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ladybugkisses · 4 months

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i've been (for the most part) keeping track of Ari's outfits and i've come to the conclusion she's the type who has a million dresses and shoes and hats to choose from and will still say "I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR 😭"

#i'm allergic to drawing characters in the same outfit too many times so the consequence is that now Ari looks spoiled ♥️#wheezes #hc tag

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