#nut up or shut up.

[sergle]

When ppl will create a "curvy" girl character and get pretty much the whole body's proportions right, obviously they're putting emphasis on bust/hips but it seems like it's being executed well--- except that they completely, fully, and deliberately, skip the stomach entirely. Just nothin there. Not even a whisper. I'm like. Just sack up, make it make sense and be honest with yourself by making it official and say it's canon that they got a tummy tuck. You cowardly ass, yellow bellied, wet brained, upside-down dog mouthed dirty bitch.

#it'll look so uncanny bc it'll be like oh this more or less looks like it could be a body type I've seen on a real pers--- oh wait #you TOTALLY flattened the stomach for like no goddamn reason and you still want points for making her curvy. pass. #if ppl clown on this post I will not hesitate to turn off rbs and call a bomb threat to your house #sergle.txt #do you know what I mean though. like actually #you want EVERY aspect of a body type that does in fact. exist. very commonly actually. in the proportions you want #you want it all but you are so allergic to ANY substance on the stomach. so what now. #anything but the stomach. literally impossible to draw apparently #I'll be like ah maybe it's obscured with the clothing or pose but I see other art and I'm like oh no nvm it's on purpy. #''why does it have to be a plausible body type'' why put in any effort at all. why draw. why depict women ever. why wake up in the morning #nut up or shut up.

[the-holy-ghosted]

congrats 2 henry peglar for being the only bitch confirmed as to be Fucking That Old Man

#the heron giveth #the terror #alright here come the funny tags #bridglar #briglar #people spell it both ways i think. ill do both hujst to be safe #henry peglar #john bridgens #uh um um. uh #peglar x bridgens #THIS FEELS WEIRD. TO TYPE #bridgens x peglar #alright im done good GRIEF #this isnt even that extreme compared to the shit people are putting on ao3 about these two. god. #anyways hi ive watched this show maybe 7 or 8 times? only just recently have i gotten hooked on them #the scripts make me go nuts too. ''they were lovers in their pasts'' shut the fuck up dont say that to me ill start crying #this is the most risque thing i have ever posted on here #getting out of the fandom game for a while rewired my brain i have to get weird again. and boy do they make me feel weird ! #i have a number of terror mutuals who r gonna go nuts over this. fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me style #this looks blurry posting it hopefully tumblr doesnt crunch the shit out of the quality anyways im done typing goodbye

[fuckyeah-bears]

I woke up to find a squirrel in my apartment this morning

#They’d been in the floor for a few days #I could hear them scratching #And then today one of those little fuckers actually broke in #Can’t wait for my landlord to get here #I tried to catch the squirrel so I could bring him outside so he wouldn’t be poisoned #But he ran back down whatever hole he chewed through by the time I found a box #So now it’s just a waiting game #Also my dog is going fucking nuts #She won’t shut the fuck up #Ugh

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory 2 #qpurgatory 2 #there hope those filter for u fuckers #(/affectionate) #shut up vic #block game brainrot #if you can't tell my povs went something like this: #crab -> raccoon -> panda -> capybara -> goose -> crow #so i didn't watch all of them lmfao #i only spent a few hours with raccoon and crab; panda i caught all of #capybara and goose i mostly watched on their elimination day #crow i hopped into on the final day as well tho i'd been keeping some tabs on them previously #just not concentrated watching #i like purgatories :D #to be clear though i hope they don't run purg 3 until like november 2024 at the absolute EARLIEST #the staff is NOT at the point they can handle it yet lol not for a while #the fact that one of the ex devs said they were already talking about purg 3 was crazy #like i'm patient i'm not nuts let's cook this one #this is neglecting to mention the post-server close calls which are my favorite part of the event no contest #oh yeah and i also have issues w how some of the special events work #those need some tweaking it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination #but i enjoy it :) it has good moments

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

You know, I can't ever get over the scene where V and Urizen merge. And it's not what you're thinking. It's not cause I was shell-shocked by it (I had it spoiled before playing tee-hee). It's not cause V and Urizen are (basically) never gonna show up again- IT'S BECAUSE VERGIL LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING NURSING HOME PATIENT THAT IS SUFFERING MEMORY LOSS.

THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN WHO IS CONFUSED AND UNSURE OF WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. Vergil was out here thinking he was gonna die but fate said, for the 8000nth time, "Fuck you bitch; live goddamnit~✨!"

Tell me I'm not the only one who just dies laughing every time I see this.

"What- Where am I? Huh, our house looks a lot different than I remember... Why do I remember being dressed like an emo stripper- what is happening---- Oh hey, Dante and *probably* Dante's son." (100% believe that Vergil thought Nero was Dante's)

MASTER LIST FOR TUMBLR

#I'm not nuts am I? #Like he looks so confused and like it makes me laugh #He's so adorably stupid looking here #I mean- #he is processing 2 different sets of memories right now and is fully himself for the first time in 20+ years so... Guess I'd be confused to #lmfao #okay ill shut up now #✨ Vergil appreciation post ✨ #devil may cry 5 #dmc 5 #dmc #devil may cry #Devil may cry Vergil #Vergil #Vergil devil may cry #dmc Vergil #Vergil dmc #Also I love the last phot with his partially agape lips-- #My reaction: #“Come here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling ✨romantical✨” #Okay I'll stop lmfaooo

[frogatz]

you'll see them again !

too many thoughts and things done with Intent to fully explain myself . partially bc this was supposed to be much much longer, but i think i would like to play more in the space of post-game loop.

#finallyw finished the game . i'm dunking them into the primordial soup ^.^ #before i forget #isat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #anyways . i created a very specific analogy of how the universe and the big bang Works when i was 8 and i will never shut up about it #whatever space our universe inhabits Was like a completely still lake and the big bang was something disturbing the surface. #our universe expands and will eventually run out of energy like a ripple on that lake #regardless of how their world Actually works . i think that something like that would be a popular belief in sif's country #vague idea rolling around . loop fades or is like . Somewhere Between. siffrin's unintentional rituals keep them around #something triggers them to properly exist again (i promise there are themes here) and they wash up on the shore of vauguarde #they are especially malleable for a little bit . kind of going through craft metamorphosis . they are given a place to stay for a while #there is more but these tags are already ridiculously long . someone talk to me abt them before i go nuts #frogart

[sidsinning]

Can I just say I could not fuckin breathe during this whole scene

#the voice acting was fuckin insane #the deadness in Miles G's voice compared to our usual energetic and sweet Miles #the way our Miles is whispering bc he's desperate and afraid but trying to calm down and by the end #sort of realizes reasoning won't work after Miles G shuts him down so his own expression goes dead #the absolute insane coloring #the way the same shot of Uncle Aaron turning up the volume of his music in the first movie is used so menacingly here #turning up the music this time to drown out Miles bc this Miles is not the one he sees as family #Going nuts over the movie all over again #spiderman across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderman #miles morales #across the spiderverse #sidrabbles

[bitegore]

people will bend over backwards to pretend drug users (especially ppl who use illegal substances) are exclusively malevolent, malicious evil creeps who want to do harm to them personally and aren't stuck in one of the most vulnerable legal positions in our society. as if the war on drugs and the nature of addiction don't mean that you can't reliably ruin someone's life just by reporting them as having drugs to the nearest cop on your street corner. you're not a persecuted victim for being straight edge but they are for being a person who uses any fucking illegal drugs. don't kid yourself

#red rambles #drives me NUTS #'oohhh but peer pressure' 'oohhhh but my abusive dad' ok well the law still wants them dead and not you. you know that right #fucking shut up

[cocoabeean]

“stop reviving the eggs it gives it less weight” MAYBE YOU SHOULD REVIVE MY ABILITY TO CARE

#I KEEP SEEING PEOPLE SAY THIS ON TWITTER BUT #SHUT UP! #qsmp #REVIVE DEEZ NUTS

[nintendonut1]

Me, putting in a Request Time Off for Nov. 17th at my job: yeah my family's coming out to visit that day

the family portrait on my phone:

#super mario rpg #smrpg #nut up or shut up

[mustlovewillgrahamsdogs]

hmmmmm i’m losing it again over nbc hannibal

1.04 has will’s lost boys and the infamous “feeling paternal, will?” while hannibal stares blatantly at his ass.

but no. no he’s not.

this whole episode is framed to be about family, but more specifically it’s about mothers and this particular killer having a warped sense of motherhood.

hannibal brings up will’s mother and it’s instantly met with contempt as he reveals his mother was cold.

then then later— after mason butchers margot- after mizumono— will and margot have matching scars. their children taken from them, leaving them with nothing.

will was feeling maternal.

#everybody shut up #i’m connecting the dots #AH WILL GRAHAM YOU MAKE ME FEEL NUTS #hannibal #will graham #nbc hannibal #hannigram #ouef #he left me with a smile???? 😭

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

hey yall should keep drawing vaguely catholic renaissance style art of luz like yall did with hunter after hollow mind. girl gets belos's drip and all of yall pointed at her and said "religious trauma"

#toh #the owl house #luz noceda #hunter toh #hunter noceda #emperor belos #phillip wittebane #watching and dreaming #hollow mind #for someone whos never mentioned to have any religion luz sure has been depicted in a lot of religious style art in the past few days #hell yeah! #give her more halos! #draw her in that post where shes like slightly looking down on the audience all angellic like with a big cape flowing behind her #go nuts with the shadows! #if you pose luz like a caravaggio painting know that i am kissing you on the lips #shut up pandora

[celticcatgirl2]

POV: you insulted Ruby Rose….

#shut up alex #personal #rwby #weiss #penny #jaune #whiterose #nuts n dolts #lancaster #lancaster rwby #alice rewatches rwby #weiss schnee #penny polendina #jaune arc

[i-simp-stobotnik]

Day 1: Body swap

Wohoo, it's Stobotnik week!

Starting with one of the days that gave me the most trouble. 😅 In my head, if Stone and Robotnik were to switch bodies it would be because of one of Robotnik's inventions, 'cause come on. He's that kinda bitch. Robotnik would spend the day doing soldering and other heavy-lifting kind of work his machine-building requires, since "holy fuck, my back hasn't felt this good in 30 years!!" ... yeah, regular exercise and other healthy life style choices will do that to you.

Stone in Robotnik's body on the other hand... my goodness, that freaky boy. He would, as soon as he could, say that he needed to go to the bathroom, and spend quite some time in there, you know, just looking. Touching him. Touching himself. Because god damn. It's like he's actually getting to touch Robotnik, but at the same time it's like Robotnik is touching Stone and whatever noices he makes are with Robotnik's voice and the bare hands hooo boi. Yes, it's not really consensual, but I don't think Robotnik would exactly ask for Stone's consent for the body swap either so in Stone's head, he'll call it even.

Just FYI, I wanted to go wayyyy raunchier with this image, but I've already had a post banned once so I didn't want to tempt the Tümblr gods again. So have a dreamy Stone-Robotnik just lightly touching himself. xD

#theycomeback #stobotnikweek #stobotnik #agent stone #dr robotnik #dr eggman #jimbotnik #Robotnik as Stone is causing chaos and building up a storm with his healthy back #even though he finds it now annoying to have shorter arms but whatevs he has robots to give him stuff from the higher shelves #Stone on the other hand takes “himself” in his hand and gets freaky with his bosses body in private #let's just say when Robotnik gets his body back his nuts will feel like raisins #he'll file it as a weird side effect and Stone forever keeps his mouth shut #ok imma shaddup bye

[tastytaboo]

The way I’m just so obsessed with this shot.

The casualness? They haven’t seen each other in 133 years and Hob was so sure that Dream would come back eventually that he (presumably) opened a new tavern and spray painted signs for it at the old one. They just greet each other and smile and go through the apologies.

The comfort? They are clearly comfortable with each other despite not being physically close at all. Their feet are planted, mirroring each other. They are both in states of relaxation, Hob leaning back against the booth and Dream sitting back against the seat rather than leaning forward like he’s going to leave any second.

The hands? Both of them containing themselves. Hob clasping his hands together. Dream hiding his hands in his pockets. As if they’re trying to stop themselves from reaching out to the other.

The eyes? The way Hob stares straight on, eyes lifted through the lashes all soft and pleased that his friend is there. The way Dream is staring back in that way of his that makes him look like he’s trying to acknowledge that he’s better but he’s holding the eye contact. Electric.

The little smiles? Hob smiles big all the time, he smiles big when he first sees Dream but he keeps smiling this small pleased smile like it’s the happiest he’s been just to be around Dream. Dream scowls a lot in the show, I saw him smile so so much in just this episode and nearly all of those smiles were for Hob including this one. He was so pleased that Hob waited for him.

I know I’m crazy and I’m looking way too much into one shot, let me live dammit

#dreamling #they're husbands your honor #centennial husbands #hob x dream #dream x hob #yeah I know I’m nuts shut up #dream of the endless #hob gadling #the sandman

[arctic-hands]

For real tho health freaks who scream about how sugar and salt will kill us all and try to push for restrictions on things like candy and chips for SNAP recipients or politicians who try from time to time to replace food stamps all together and give out Government Approved Staples like bread and peanut butter and Government Cheese are gonna kill a whole lotta sick and disabled people like

Diabetics

POTS sufferers

Hypotensives

People with peanut allergies

People with celiac disease or wheat allergies

The lactose intolerant

People who can't eat solid food

People who are undernourished for any reason and need all the calories they can pack on

So-called "picky eaters" who can't tolerate certain tastes and textures without getting violently ill

A myriad of other human conditions that cannot be neatly tallied into categories because the human body and human experience is vast and infinitely variable

But I don't think ableds really care about us and our health like they like to claim so they can harass us about it, do you?

#tag yourself I'm five out of ten #health food is gonna kill me one day i swear to God #vasovagal syncope/POTS was actually a fun disease to have since the treatment is honestly junk food #to get my sugar and sodium levels up quickly so i don't pass out #but then the United States government in their infinite compassion slashed my food stamps in half #and now i can't afford 'luxeries' like enough chips and candy i need to not faint and concuss myself. again #add the celiac and to a lesser extent the lactose intolerancy and now two fruit allergies... #and I'm paying three times the amount for like fifteen food items and that is accounting for the food inflation even ableds are facing #whatever food shortages ableds are going thru right now i swear to you it's much much worse if you're sick/disabled #stop policing what food people buy with the money their given i don't care if it's a paycheck or welfare #SOMETIMES I'll get a pitiful and defensive 'well how was i supposed to know?!' when i confront people bugging me about this #you don't know so shut your trap about it in the first place #most people just ignore the reason and accuse me of making up excuses to eat 'unhealthy' foods tho #health nut #ableism #systemic ableism #food #Salt blessed Salt