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#idk i just wanna make sure i don't come off as an ass lol
armadastimz · 2 years
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(hi I'm the heaptober guy on my main bc. Cannot send an ask from a sideblog 😔😔) I just noticed u. Forgot to add the ID for the first row of gifs on the boggart post so uhhh could u add it pls abdufnjfnf
SHOOT YEAH-
sorry about that. the IDs have rlly been screwing with me ngl. i thought i had it fixed >.< hopefully this time it will stay the way i want it!
thank you for brining it to my attention! appreciate you :)
(also *BOO* i hate that you can't send asks from sideblogs :/ its so frustrating. i tend to just go on anon and sign off with my url. i guess anyone could claim to be me then but also like. who would do that. idk. anywho.)
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n3ptoonz · 4 months
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BEGGING you to make more sub mk men content 😭 they're always dom in all the other hc's and it's refreshing to see something that's my cup of tea lol
oh? like this? throws this post behind me like a bouquet toss earthrealm guys here
mk1 hcs: how the outworld guys react to you riding them
y'all sure do love headcanons LMFAOO
i always try my best for most of the outworld cast cause i'm truly an earthrealm girly, but i got yall. yall really challenge me 😵‍💫
suggestive/mature content below the cut
Shang Tsung
This sly mf. He thought when you suggested riding, he'd be the one watching you writhe, but it's quite the opposite. Little did you know it was all an act. A fib; fairytale. He wants power, of course, but in the bedroom it's entirely different
Nothing will get him to submit fast than treating him like a common harlot. He's in desperate need of hair pulling, degradation, maybe even act like you're trying to kill him. He's into that shit! He's an aggressive man, so he should be treated as such
I'm talking fully dog this man out while you ride him. It'll drive him mad and make him crave it. Hell, slap him around and call him names and his gasps, groans, and deep whimpers will clear the air in no time! If you add small weapons to the mix or like a role play thing it's ON
He's literally the meme "don't bully me i'll cum" so do with that what you will!
Rain
Rain sexy ass...OOF. That smug "i am a demigod" attitude is punted out the window when you ride him. One single stroke of his hair and a caress of the jaw and just like that he's a slut!
Give him praises. He wouldn't handle degradation too well. On the outside he appears to have his shit together and doesn't have a care in the world about anybody else but his studies (and you), but he likes to be taken care of
If you want to be rougher or if he asks you to, really just pull his hair/give him love bites. idk it might just be me but i just wanna bite him sooo we're gonna say he likes bites! He's also super handsy but mostly when he's close
He's not very vocal but when he is i can see him as the kinda man that like...purrs, if that makes sense? If it don't i say he's a grunter and from groan city: population him
Reiko
Reiko has a hard time being submissive, but you just make it a little easier for him. You kinda have to coax him into it before every time you get intimate because he's made it clear he can do both and wants to try submitting more to the person he loves
It was your suggestion after a long time away for a mission. Poor dude was stressed da hell out! He's like Rain, a sucker for praise. Now that i'm really picturing it he'd prob be down to smother his face into your chest cause like, that's hot to him
When he's feeling particularly spicy definitely tie him down so he can't pull free no matter how much brute strength he uses. Hold his face and never break eye contact, he's all yours! If you call him any name that has the word "strong" in it he's like puddy in your hands
Prime grunt man here. He ain't whimpering unless you deny him of something, even then it goes from a coarse tone to soft
General Shao
Siiggghhhh 🙄 Shao likes the riding position the most. That's all thanks for coming to my Ted talk
LOL JUST KIDDING😹 He would appear like he's incapable of submission but like, this is YOU we're talking about. And he'd do anything for you. Literally.
A little birdy told me he loves when you grab his horns. Grab his horns. Grab them and make him look at you. This unbreakable wall of man yearns to be conquered by someone like you. Someone who dared to challenge him and never back down? By the Gods he has a breeding knk whether you can have kids or not. oh yeah, he'd beg. plead. he's gasping for air like pls just don't stop riding him LMAO he needs his mind off taking the throne for a few hours
whimpering little bitch which eventually turn into growls and grunts. takes a bow
Reptile
Syzoth is so subby I literally cannot picture him dominating a soul. Ashrah got that man on hold fr but anyway this about you
Typa dude to tear up when you ride him. You just look so damn good, and you make him feel so damn good. Dizzy eyes that he can barely keep open; I feel like he'd go brain numb from how fast he feels pleasure
I'm talking like because he's not originally human he's more sensitive. Now hear me out guys...two dicks....AHEM. DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER!! Both his dicks are very sensitive OHHHHHHHHH Reduce him to a sobbing, stuttering, gasping, mess. He needs it, wants it, loves it. It's up to you if you'd ride him in his og form ya nasty. He'd also have a tendency to leave bite marks on you like your chest, neck, and shoulders
Mister whimper over here there's nothing else he does but whimper and cry jesus almighty somebody give this man a HUG (hug him while you fuck him dumb/busts)
Havik
Banging my head against the wall rn lemme tap in...ok we here let's go.
Another kombatant who peruses power, but also very much attracted to it. He definitely likes to be dominated. He'd be into some real kinky shit too i know it. Literally all the above he don't wanna think about SHIT
He would thoroughly enjoy being completely helpless at your disposal as you ride him. He likes degradation more than praises but if you do give him the kind of praise that inflates his already massive ego. shoot down his arrogance while also maintaining it he fucking lives for it. he likes being choked or slapped too keep that in mind
This bitch growls and that's it. bro ain't got the lips to really make different sounds LMAO?? get yo fuckin dog bitch!!!
Baraka
You might be insane but we love that haha...! Monster fucker certificate checked at the door i understand i do
Absolutely no degradation here DO NOT!! Mf might start crying or give a monologue either way, steer clear. Be nice to him!!
He likes to be held, and he likes holding his partner. If this was confident Baraka from the previous timeline I'd say he likes fast and crazy over slow and romantic but that's not the case. Be immersed and in the moment with him, he clings onto the human interactions he got stripped from him 😞
Growls but that's mostly bc he deadass don't have lips either LMFAO😭
a/n: tearing my skin off rn I DID IT GUYS I DID IT TELL ME IM GREAT😎author likes praise too.
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kyoriis · 2 years
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BUT I LOVE YOUUUU ! ☆
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featuring !! — iluna x gn reader.
synopsis !! — when you don't say ily back *gasps*.
format !! — headcanons.
warnings !! — a lil cursing. the use of word " bro ".
kyori's note !! — fist post ayyyy. pog. stan iluna besties <3
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REN ZOTTO ! ☆
he just finished streaming, and he was tired asf.
"i love you baby" (◕ᴥ◕)
"mhmm" ( ̄(エ) ̄)
he gasps. i just know he's a dramatic mf in private <3.
"baby?"
"..."
"aight no kisses for you" he smirks.
now that's scary but you maintained ur composure cause ur pog.
"babyyyyyyy i love you" insert more whining.
if that doesn't work well, our alien prince will use plan b. tickling.
won't stop until you say ily back LMAO.
laughs proudly when you say it cause he's a cheeky mf. ( pls i love his voice sm bro- )
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SCARLE YONAGUNI ! ☆
mommy-
so y'all were cuddling.
"i looooove you" she kisses ur forehead, expecting a response but you just nod.
she literally goes (´⊙ω⊙`)!
"love, is something wrong?" she asks a lil confused.
"y/n?" oh shoot not the name-
idk why but i feel like she'll lowkey try to remember if something upset you because she's such a sweetheart.
she won't talk unless you say something so u finally tell her it was a prank.
will yeet you lovingly off her lap ( ◜‿◝ )♡
scarle yonaguni supremacy indeed.
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KYO KANEKO ! ☆
baby boy just yeets himself onto you to tell you how much he loves you.
"god i love you so much mwah" ( ˘ ³˘)♥
"wanna play smash bros?"
are you fr? y/n are you seriously ignoring ur adorable lover? honey no.
"umm uhh sure?" he replies, his voice slightly breaking.
HOW DARE YOU HURT HIM YOU-
literally for the entire three matches you both played he looked more and more sad :(
the guilt that filled you when you looked at his lil pout was enough for you to explain that it was a prank and apologize.
"so umm so like can you say it now?" he chuckles, hugging you.
"i love you too kyo."
don't do that again, or else ಥ_ಥ
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MARIA MARIONETTE ! ☆
my precious lil being.
how could you do this to her y/n?
"i love you" she says shyly, hiding her face in her hands.
"mhmm"
she's confused. (・o・)
was this supposed to happen?
that's not what she learnt from google tho-
like my girl literally goes out of the room to ✨research✨ ur reaction.
a true #girlboss indeed.
like your had to chase her down and explain it to her lmfaooo.
"oh" pls i love her sm aaaaa.
please tell her ily again bro.
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ASTER ARCADIA ! ☆
pretty boy was always pretty nervous when it came to expressing love.
"i love you y/n" he whispers (◍•ᴗ•◍)
"....."
i feel like he's very sensitive when it comes to this type of stuff.
he gets very worried. immediately apologizes before dashing out of the room.
ur lover is crying cause of ur stupid ass prank y/n. ಠ︵ಠ
"ASTER BABY NOO IT WAS A PRANK" you try to comfort him.
poor baby :(((
stop crying after a lil while.
"i love you too ! i love you so much" you kiss his forehead <3
cuddles to make him happy. NOW.
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AIA AMARE ! ☆
she knew what was going on.
queen shit amirite?
"i love you, you lovable idiot." she smiles.
but that sweet smile turns into an amused smirk as soon as she hears no response. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"babe please, you're too easy to read"
if you still don't budge or pretend to be confused. ( which is epic btw i would just surrender lol )
"no more cuddles" and you know she's deadass about it too.
instant panik.
a prank <<< cuddles from aia amare 😍
so you end up admitting it because who tf would wanna be banned from cuddling with such a beautiful woman?
aia : 1, y/n : 0.
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genshin-obsessed · 11 months
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Helloooo how r u doin? R u eating well? Idk y but I just suddenly got rly curious abt how would genshin bois treat their s/o if their s/o is blind (I'm so sorry if that comes off as a sensitive topic I'm just curious) the choice of characters is up to u ^^
Can I be known as Tuoli Anon?
Remember to stay hydrated!!
✧ Hiya! Super old ask so idk if you're even here anymore lol but sure <3 thought the ask was cute and I could probably do an uber short version for funsies <3✧ Characters: Kaveh, Alhaitham, Cyno, Tighnari
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✧ Kaveh ✧
Kaveh has a hard time balancing 'my s/o can handle themselves without me being around 24/7' and 'i must do everything for them'
You do get a laugh out of how caring he is sometimes, in a good way! Kaveh wants to make sure you're super comfortable. He's also happy to answer any questions you have. Sometimes, you need to know what something looks like- he's got your back.
He's there to help with anything! ANYTHING. He'll get you water, help you walk up the stairs, help ease you onto the bed or the couch.
He'll make sure anything he designs is super handicap friendly for both blindness and people who may have a hard time with moving around without assistance.
✧ Alhaitham ✧
Alhaitham is very composed when it comes to helping you or doing anything for you. He doesn't act like it's too much work, he doesn't make any weird remarks, he just treats you like a normal person. How you like it.
He's also very patient. If you don't want help with something and want to do it on your own, he'll wait there. Again, no remarks, just silence. Whether you accomplish it or not is when he'll speak up.
Alhaitham is always prepared. He makes sure you have your walking stick, if you have a guide dog, he'll make sure people don't try to pet em. He might as well be your guide human.
Your favorite part about him is how normally he treats you. Your disability isn't evident to him and he doesn't ever bring it up. Like it's not even there.
✧ Cyno ✧
If you're comfy with it, he makes blind jokes. But he keeps them rare and mild. They always make you laugh out loud. In fact, you've found yourself making them too.
Cyno is there for you if you need anything. One time, you ended up losing your guide dog who got spooked by something. Cyno helped sit you down and even found your lil pup for you.
He's very patient too. He understands that you can't see the world like he can. So he's not about to rush you.
He spends a lot of time describing things for you. Sometimes, you wanna know what something looks like. You can feel it- figure out the general shape but the color and stuff, you won't know that. So he takes every moment he can to describe things in heavy, heavy detail.
✧ Tighnari ✧
Tighnari needed a moment to adjust to your disability. He's not judgmental but sometimes he'll move too fast. He'll say things like "can you grab that thing over there?" when you haven't ever been in the room before.
He's pretty apologetic for those days and works hard to help you with your situation. If you need assistance somewhere, he's at your side, if you need help with doing something, he's there, if you need a guide human, Tighnari at your service.
Tighnari cannot STAND it when people make remarks. Why? Yeah, you can't see- they don't need to half-ass whisper it to their friends. He gets really pissed sometimes. It's not even about them offending you, it's just needing to learn to shut their mouths when it needs to be shut.
You've had to grab his arm and pull him back at times. He's not violent, but he does like to scold people. You don't wanna cause a scene, but you'll usually find yourself getting an apology or two.
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kreamcakez · 7 months
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Size Difference: Suguru Geto
(Kinktober day 1)
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Head cannons.
Smut and a lil fluff
CW: NSFW, gender neutral reader in mind, size kink/ difference, fingering( I think), and my random ass thoughts.) ★Not proof read.★
★AN: The Main kink I wanna focus on is Size difference but there might be other kinks that I slip in😗 but idk lol I don't really know if this counts for a kinktober thing, but I hope it does. Just know theses are my own thoughts and opinions, so keep anything you don't like to yourself please and thank you. 👍🏽
★MDNI★
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★ I personally see Geto as a guy who sometimes worries he could hurt you with his size. I'd also like to think he's pretty big, and not only height and frame. Like he's big downstairs to. So he tends to worry about being to much in size.
★ Once you tell him that you like his size and that you don't mind it. He'll ask if you're sure and then once you tell him you personally enjoy who big he is, he's more positive about his size. (It's something like this) ↓
Geto: "My size doesn't bother, you does it?"
You: "No, I like your size"
Geto: "Are you sure?"
You: "Yes I'm sure, I love how big you are"
(Or you can fill in the blanks on how you'll respond)
★ Geto doesn't use his size to overpower you, in fact he'll let you dom him if you want. On the days he kinda stressed or exhausted I feel like he wants you to top him. But on really bad days when he needs to blow off some stress, he'll dom.
★When it comes to cuddles he's mostly big spoon. For some reason I think he likes the thought of you in his arms. Just cuddling you and holding you close to him. It makes him feel happy. Also on days when he's upset he'll just hold you in his lap and wrap you in his arms or hill be a little spoon.
★ I'd say he has a slight breeding kink. Just slightly 🤏🏽. Like he does enjoy seeing you under him. Just so blissed out. Your eyes teary. He just likes looking at you. He likes looking at you every more when you're all dumbed out.
★ He'll use his fingers, his thick long fingers. He'll curl them, spin them around. He's really good with his hands. I'd personally like to believe he'll tease you in your most sensitive spots with his fingers, mostly his middle and index finger, and the more sound you make the more he'll tease.
★ I like to believe Geto enjoys holding you close to him after you both had sex, he'll hold you in his arms like there's no tomorrow, He gives little kisses and over all just showers you with his affection and sweet words. Until you both are a sleep.
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AN: sorry for thing not being organized I just wrote down my thoughts as they came to my brain, I hope you've enjoyed this. And I'll try to make my author's notes Shorter because I talk to much.😶🫶🏽
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yunjardi · 2 years
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just a friend (jake x fem reader)
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warnings::: smut (!! mdni !!), angst???, swearing, dom/cocky jake, female-bodied reader, hints of a toxic relationship w/ current bf (sunghoon), mentions of weed, alcohol, oral, unprotected sex, usage of the pet name slut, reader calls jake daddy like once, choking, mirror sex, bulge kink, fingering, dirty talk, cheating (idk if i missed anything :,) pls lmk if i did)  
w.c. ~3k
•intentional lowercase  
sorry for any errors, i didn’t really take time to read this over to make sure that it made sense LOL 
read part 2 here
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"seriously, sunghoon?!" you exclaimed, your voice breaking up due to the yelling that's been taking place in your shared home with your boyfriend, "it's getting harder and harder for me to deal with your shit! how did you think i was supposed to react to you grinding on another girls ass at a club? did you expect me to be fine with it or something?! i'm sick of this shit!" it was getting more and more difficult to hold back the tears that were threatening to fall from your eyes as you stood in front of sunghoon who reeked of weed and hard liquor.  
nam-ji, a friend of yours, had spotted him at a nightclub at around 7:40-ish (it was now a quarter til 9) after he told you that he was gonna be late because of working overtime, and she managed to take a few shots and videos of him fooling around to send to you.  
"babe, i was drunk and smoking! i didn't know what the fuck i was doing! i didn't even know who that bitch was anyway, so why does it matter?" sunghoon said in frustration (as if he had the right to be), banging his fist against the counter. "see? here you go with your excuses again; excuse after excuse after excuse. when will you ever own up to the shit you do?!" you refuted as you began to walk away, not wanting him to see the fact that you were beginning to cry. "where are you going? stop being so dramatic," he complained (again) as if he had the right to do so.  
he tried to grab onto your wrist, but you quickly swatted at his hand as soon as you felt his touch. "get away from me, i don't even wanna look at you right now," you said with an even weaker voice than before. "fine," sunghoon sighed out before walking away and plopping down on the couch without a care in the world. you slammed the bedroom door, locking it so that he wouldn't try to come in.  
  a quiet sigh left your lips as you sat defeatedly on the edge of the soft bed that you and sunghoon had been sharing for over a year now. aggressively wiping the tears off of your face, you pick up your phone and shoot nam-ji a text message.  
 are you still at the club?  
   you waited for no longer than 5 minutes before she texted you back.  
    of course i am lol, what's up?  
   a mischievous smile crept onto on your face with this new found information as you swiftly replied to her message.  
   i'm on my way  
   you hopped off the bed and made your way into the bathroom, looking at your tear-stained face in the mirror. it's my turn.  
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with one final look in the full-length mirror, you opened the bedroom door for the first time since the verbal altercation with sunghoon to see him fast asleep on the couch, a movie playing in the background. you couldn't help but sigh at the sight of it. yeah, sunghoon may be a shitty guy at times, but you can't seem to forget the good times that you two had when you first got together. you quickly shook off those soft thoughts as you began to remember why you guys argued in the first place, continuing to storm out of the house, making sure to slam the door on your way out to make it known that you were leaving.  
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your uber driver pulled into the parking lot of the nightclub, unlocking the door for you to step out. nam-ji and a few of her other friends came to meet you by the door of the club, ready with cocktails to give you immediately to get the party started as soon as possible. "what's up, y/n!" nam-ji said as she threw her arm over my shoulder, "came to escape sunghoon?" you rolled your eyes as you took the cocktail that she offered me, "don't even say his fucking name right now." you gulped down the cocktail as nam-ji dragged you over to the dance floor, spinning you around all crazy to try and cheer you up. "get us another round of drinks, y/n!" nam-ji said loudly so that you could hear her over the thumping bass of the music. you nodded and disappeared into the crowd, making your way to the bar.  
to your surprise, the bar was fairly empty considering how full the club was. sitting at the bar were a small group of friends and a handsome guy with beautiful dyed blond hair, wearing a long-sleeve black satin button-up polo shirt with the sleeves rolled up perfectly to where you could see his muscular forearms. your black satin mini-dress perfectly matched his shirt as if it was destiny that you two were supposed to meet tonight. ‘his arm would look perfect hooked around my waist,' you smirked to yourself as you approached the part of the table he was sitting at. you sat yourself down on the chair next to his, as you made eye-contact with the bartender. "a round of vodka shots, please," you said in a sweet, yet seductive tone (hoping to get the handsome guys's attention) as you began to pull cash out of your wallet to pay for the drinks. just then, you were confronted by a veiny hand that gently pushed yours away, handing the bartender a shiny credit card.  
“it’s on me, sir,” he said to the bartender, his thick accent making you melt. you quickly looked to the side to see a smirk plastered face, blushing at how sexy he was. “you really don’t have to,” you sputtered out in shock, still taken back by the gesture. “i wanted to,” he chuckled, “pretty girls like you should be spoiled by a handsome guy like me.” oh, he’s hot and he is well aware of it; his confidence somehow began to consume your being, a hot pit growing in your stomach of lust and desire. “is that so?” you responded, inching slightly closer to him, making him visibly flustered which boosted your confidence, “who are you to be so bold, hm?”  
“jake sim,” he replied with an amount of confidence that you didn’t even know someone could exude, “and you?” “y/n,” you said, hoping that the club was dark enough for him to not see how red your face had turned. for a second, your mind drifted back to sunghoon, but your thoughts were immediately swayed back to jake’s alluring energy. “what’s on your mind, beautiful?” jake asked, noticing that you seemed lost in thought. “do you really wanna know?” you asked and he nodded as you looked into his deep brown eyes.
“you.”
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everything went so quickly that you don’t even remember how you ended up pressed against his bedroom door, lips locked onto his in attempt to mute the lewd sounds that left your lips, sunghoon nowhere in your mind; your mind was filled with jake and only jake.
not breaking the kiss, you and jake stumbled over to his bed, craving more of each other. jake began to slowly unbutton his silky shirt, revealing his toned chest and abs, you followed his lead and began to undress yourself alongside him. you sat on your knees on the bed, him standing in front of you as you unbuckled his leather belt, the clinking of the metal riling you up. “such a slut,” he chuckled sexily as he ran his slender fingers through your hair, “so eager to get in my pants, hm?” you bit down on your lip as you slowly slid his trousers down his legs. “can you blame me?” you teased as he threw his pants to the side, moving onto the bed next to you, rolling you over to face the huge mirror he had hung on his wall as he landed a spank on your ass that was still clad in pretty, lacy panties.  
jake pulled you up by your thighs, wrapped his hand around the nape of your neck, and pushed your upper body down onto the bed in a dominant manner, making sure your back was arched just the way he liked it. “yeah, that’s right. you look so pretty with your ass up for me and only me, but you’re gonna look even prettier with my cock stuffed inside your pussy. gonna make you forget all about that son of a bitch boyfriend of yours, right, princess?” his words and actions caused your panties to cling to your soaked entrance as you let out a hum in approval. suddenly, jake ripped your panties down your thighs, roughly lifting up your calves to discard them onto the floor.  
“i’ve barely even laid a finger on you and you’re already soaking wet. how cute,” Jake cooed teasingly against your trembling thighs, desperate for him to touch you in all the right places. just then, you felt his lips kissing up and down your thighs, only prolonging your desperation for him. “please touch me, jake,” you begged as you gripped the blanket that was spread across the bed. “i have no choice since you asked so nicely,” jake smirked against your skin, his lips getting closer and closer to your warmth with every kiss. he proceeded to lick a stripe down your aching entrance, causing you to whine at the sudden contact. he moaned against your pussy as he continued to work his tongue against your now desperately aching warmth, inserting one of his long fingers inside you. he used his free hand to massage your soft ass, spanking you occasionally when you’d start to moan louder. “i want you so b-bad,” you whined out, your legs already shaking in anticipation. “use your manners, slut,” he growled as his hand landed harshly on your ass. “please, daddy,” you whined again as your legs began to close, craving friction. “that’s my girl,” he said softly against your back as he lined himself up with your entrance, pushing his length in.  
his size caused you to let out a gasp as he bottomed out. as soon as he started to move, you bit down on the blanket in attempt to silence your moans only for jake to softly tug on your hair to pull your head up. "eyes on me or i'll stop, got it?" he demanded, pointing at the mirror that was across the room on the opposite wall.  
"y-yes," you moaned out, desperate for him to begin moving again. "good girl," he breathed out seductively as he began to thrust in and out of you again.  
you made sure to keep looking at him in the mirror, not wanting him to stop even for a split second. you watched the way he'd bite his lip whenever you'd clench around him. "jake, please don't stop," you begged as he looked up, making eye contact with you in the mirror, making you blush. "oh princess," he chuckled cockily, "i don't plan on stopping any time soon."  
just then, he pulled his soaked cock out of you to switch positions, slamming you back down onto the bed and spreading your legs. he brushed his tip teasingly against your entrance, causing you to squirm and helplessly beg with your eyes for him to slam back into you. "please, please, please," you whined quietly as he lowered his head to trail kisses from your neck down to your lacy, see-through bra, still barely putting his tip inside. "what a needy slut, begging for me to shove my big cock inside her," he scoffed, immediately shoving the entirety of his length inside you, your walls clenching around him almost violently as you hooked your legs around his waist in hopes to feel him even deeper than he already was.
jake wrapped his veiny hand around your throat as he pounded you until you were getting sore. the moans you let out were almost pornographic, which drove him insane. "fuckkkk," he groaned out against your neck, "get up and ride me." you immediately follow his command as you two switched positions.
you hovered over him enough so that you could sink down onto his still stiff cock, moaning as you sank further and further down until he was entirely inside you. "it's so big," you whined quietly as you shifted your hips around to adjust to the new angle that you were taking him in. "poor little slut, trying so hard to take me," he cooed almost mockingly, "oh, look at that." he put his hand just below your bellybutton where his cockhead made a small part of your stomach bulge out. he took hold of your hips to start rocking them back and forth on his length, watching the bump move with the movements of your hips. "f-feels so good," you moaned out as you began to take the lead, putting your hands down on his toned abs to speed up the pace. "fuck, just like that," he threw his head back and groaned out as his hands firmly gripped your thighs, "who knew such a cute girl would be such a whore?" his sweet, sexy smile completely contradicted his words and actions.
you felt yourself getting weaker and more and more overstimulated as jake brought his hand down to your clit, rubbing it in gentle circles as you continued to grind your hips against his. before you knew it, you creamed all over his veiny member while moaning out his name and leaving nail marks on his abdomen and upper thighs. you could feel his cock twitching inside you as you still gently rolled your hips against his. not wanting to risk the effects of him cumming inside you, you got off of him and began to stroke his aching cock with your hands before placing kisses up and down his shaft, making him roll his eyes back. "shit," he breathed out as he finally released the orgasm that he'd been holding back since the beginning. you licked his shaft clean as he ran his fingers through your hair.  "such a good girl."
after getting cleaned up, jake came back into his bedroom with a cold glass of water and a snack for you. you blushed at his gesture as you gladly took the snack from him, starting to eat as he scooted into bed next to you. after finishing your snack and water, jake held you close to him as you both drifted off to sleep, completely forgetting that sunghoon was home alone doing god knows what. in fact, you didn't care.
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you and jake don't even fully remember waking up. all you personally remember is panicking when you realized you were still in bed with him, the remnants of last night's makeup being on your hands after rubbing your eyelids and slipping on last night's dress because you had no other clothes.
"hey, jake?" you asked, him looking at you quickly with his cute puppy face that was completely different from the sexy dominant expressions of last night, "d-do you mind taking me home?" you were kinda nervous about his answer but immediately stopped worrying when he smiled and grabbed his keys from the counter. "on one condition," he started, you nodded then cocked your head to the side slightly, wondering what his 'one condition' was, "you have to give me your number." you blushed hard as you handed jake your almost dead phone, and he smirked as he entered his number into it. "okay, now we can go," he chuckled as he opened the front door, letting you out first.  
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"is this the one?" jake asked, pulling up into the driveway and pointing at the little house that you shared with sunghoon. "yup, this is it," you sighed as you looked back at him, "text me, okay?" he smiled and looked down shyly, "you don't have to tell me twice." you both shared a few more smiles before waving goodbye to each other. jake made sure to stay in the driveway until you safely got inside the house, leaving once you closed the front door.
you were greeted by a seemingly fuming sunghoon right as you opened the door, but for whatever reason, you weren't as phased as you thought you'd be. "where the hell were you? and who the fuck was that?" he interrogated in an aggressive manner, one of his hands beginning to clench into a fist. you shrugged as you walked past him.
"just a friend."
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a/n: sorry if this is super fucking cliché, i just wanted to start posting some fics since it’s been years since i've done this. but anyway, i hope that you enjoyed reading it, and feel free to let me know if you want a part 2 of this fic :”””)
-jake whore jardi
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sirthisisa-wendys · 1 year
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Hello!! I’m here to request a Shion x fem!reader!! Nsfw please 😜
Idk if I can give a plot and if I can’t just ignore this:
Shion has a shy s/o so he immediately thinks she’s innocent and submissive in bed. Little did he know, she’s more confident than him and she’s a pretty ruthless dom. He ends up being the one to be edged and then overstimulated
SUB SHION FOR THE WIN! (So many people peg him as a sub, and it's just getting to me lol)
Pray: Shion Madarame x Fem!Reader
wc: 789
tw: smut
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"You think you can take it?" Shion chuckles, running his hands up your sides. "I'm pretty fierce in bed."
"Oh?" You push his hands away while giggling, lying underneath him and trying to keep your cool. "Sure, 'Mad Dog.'" You run your fingers over his tattoo, lacing them into his hair before your lips connect. Shion is such a boy toy; this is a fact every girl in Tokyo knows. But despite this, you're enthralled by his demeanor.
"I'll break you," Shion whispers between kisses, his lashes fluttering closed. "If I'm not careful, that is."
"I would like to see you try," you hum, tugging his pants down with skilled fingers.
It all happens so fast, Shion reasons, his arm slung over his face. This isn't how I planned for things to turn out.
You're sucking him off, sure. But he'd long desired to be balls deep inside of you. Not having your mouth--
"Ah!" Shion hisses, his hips jerking up sharply as you transfer his cock from your warm mouth to your hand. If the guys ever heard of this, he'd be done for. "Please." Shion's breath comes out as a pained whimper, and he tugs on the tie holding his arms captive.
"Don't beg," you reply, your eyes flicking up to look at him. "Good boys don't need to beg."
"Let me cum."
"No." Shion deflates but remains harder than ever. He'd never been denied an orgasm before, but this... He rocks his hips forward once or twice, trying to ride out some sort of high on his own terms. But you ease up your hand, returning your mouth to its proper place. But you don't move at all. You just play with his tip, your tongue caressing the slit of his cockhead slowly.
Shion's been beaten up hundreds of times. Each time had been a defeat worth suffering for, but this? This is torture! One he didn't even bargain for!
"Baby," Shion whines. "Baby, I wanna cum..."
"Be good," you reply shortly, flicking his cock. He gasps - more out of shock than pain - and aches his back, begging you to keep stroking and sucking his veiny dick. Women have worshipped it before; what made you any different?
"They call you a one-pump chump." Shion flinches at the nickname. "I told them that wasn't true. I suppose I need to train you, hm?"
"Train me?" Images of boot camp flash before Shion's eyes. "Are you going to..." He swallows hard. "Are you going to send me off somewhere?"
"Why would I do that when I can train you right now?" You take his cock in your blessed hand once more. "You can show them you can last for a long time, can't you, big boy?"
"Yes!" Shion is rewarded with more strokes, bringing him close to the edge. "Yes, I can do it."
"That's what I thought," you reply sweetly, pursing your lips and kissing his tip. "I knew you could."
Shion reckons it's been eons before he can feel the sensation of an orgasm crest again. He instinctively clenches his abdominal muscles, prepping for an earth-shattering release, but you stop again, letting go of his penis.
"Can't cum yet... it's only been twenty minutes." A tear tracks down Shion's face as he feels his penis soften a bit. But then you do it repeatedly, pulling your skirt up and fingering yourself while licking him back to attention. The sounds of your fingers playing in your cunt make him hard again. Shion imagines you climbing over him and riding him to completion while he's tied down to the bed, your pretty ass bouncing up and down without mercy.
The thought brings him to the edge one more, and he tightens up, but you don't stop.
"You want to cum in my mouth or in my pussy?" you wonder, and Shion is rattled from his trance-like state.
"Pussy," he rasps, and you climb on top of him, just like in his daydream. When you slip over his cock, Shion almost shouts and jumps out of his skin. Goosebumps roll over his flesh, and he instantly anchors himself deep inside you. You don't even have to move as he ruts into you on instinct like a bitch in heat.
It's ungodly how hard he comes, but Shion feels prayers slip from his lips as he spills his seed into you, his mind shutting down and going on auto-pilot as he tries to find himself in the hollow void of pleasure. He also vaguely hears you climaxing, sending him deeper into the void.
I don't care if I never stop cumming, he thinks, all alone in the darkness of his own creation. This shit is addicting.
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lookismaddict · 1 year
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Lookism Chapter 438 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
God. It’s like every week, I get even more tired than the previous week. What has my life come to? I feel so dead inside.
Anyways, wooooo new chapter is here. Let’s goooooooo!!!
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“DiD yOu JuSt HiT a CoP ?” Yeah mf. Call it “injustice” or a “crime”, IDC. Daniel gon beat yo ass GTA style. 😤
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It’s ok Daniel, go get him!!!
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*h e a v y s i g h*
. . .
PLEASE. EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND WHILE I… “TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS”.
*stays in the bathroom for about 30 min*
I'M KIDDING... not really.
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BRUH EVEN DANIEL IS NAKED? AROUND GUN??? This is dangerous. 😭😭😭
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OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDD.... SIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! THE WET HAIR THOOOOOO. 😩😩🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
I def know what I want for Christmas this year... 👀
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Santa would definitely kill me in my sleep...
N S F W M E M E W A R N I N G !!!
(If you don't wanna see the inappropriate meme, just scroll past it.)
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God, my 😺 been quivering... What? I bet those of you who read Rendezvous would agree that you want him too. I'M LOOKING AT YOU!! READERS WHO'VE READ THOSE CHAPTERS ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT, SMH. 👁👁 Don't lie.
Man, this is giving me mad inspiration to write again. Who knew that some steamy shower panels would bring me back to continue writing for that story? How ironic. 😅
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YESSSSSS GUN BBG, MAN WHORE, DADDYYYYYYY. 🥰
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DAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE FANCY FIGHTING SPINS!!! Also, "I'm gonna get punished severely when I get back." 🧐 Is Gun gonna make you give him 🧠 or nah? Like what?
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BRUHHHHHHHHHH. DANIEL NOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭
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AWWWW BABY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT. JUST CONTINUE TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL!!! 🥺🥺
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Awwwww shit... Is this where I think this is going...? 😭
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Hey Alexa, play "Lose Yourself" by Eminem.
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OMG WAIT. HE DOESN'T LOOK THAT DIFFERENT FROM WHEN HE WENT CRAZY MODE IN HIS OTHER BODY!!! :O God, it's like the same demon possessed Daniel or something.
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OK DANIELLLLL!!! I SEE YOUUUUUU, KING!!!! 😩😩👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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AYO, IS THAT JAKE'S OLDER BROTHER??? 👀 HOW TF JAMES LEE KNEW ABOUT HIM AND NOT EVEN HIS OWN BROTHER, JAKE KIM KNEW ABOUT HIM UNTIL TOM LEE MENTIONED HIM??? 💀💀💀💀
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Geez, I'm starting to feel bad for Jichang. Like, ok Daniel, I get it. Your fight with Jichang started because you're trying to find out more about Jinyoung and all that, but... y'all can't just... talk it out? 😅 "Civilized folks" style? No? Ok.
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Oh crap... that's not good. 😬
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B R U H. THESE PANELS GAVE ME MAD GOOSEBUMPS. SHIIIIIT. I HOPE DANIEL'S HOMIES ARRIVE!!!! 😖
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW ITTTTTTT!!! I TOLD Y'ALL WTF. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I EVEN KNEW IT IN THE LAST REVIEW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I GOT PSYCHIC POWERS. 🔮
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SEE???? I CONCLUDED THIS LAST WEEK WITH MY OWN WORDS, BRUH. CALL ME A... G E N I U S. ✨ (Actually don't. I'm still a dumbass.)
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"Thanks. I almost died just now." 💀💀💀💀 Idk why I thought that line from Hudson was funny to me LMFAOOO. Just caught me off guard because I mostly see him being so serious all the time. Also, Jichang... don't underestimate Daniel lol. It'll be your downfall if you do.
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I stg. Almost every chapter, Daniel always gets even more attractive. 😍😍
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I always see people comment on how Daniel is turning more into Gun due to how he has improved in fighting as the story progresses. HOWEVER, I've never heard Daniel becoming James Lee before and I find that concept very interesting. I'm not sure if PTJ is leading Daniel towards that path of him becoming the new "James Lee", since he is a self-righteous character who seeks truth.
Even though I find this moment to be very cool, I worry that Daniel might create more enemies for himself and I hope he doesn't kill anyone then spiral into long-term guilt like James Lee.
God, I still can't get over the GUN SHOWER PANELS. AHHHHHHHHH!!! HIM... NAKED??? I MEAN, COME ON MAN. HE LITERALLY IS EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL WHO REALLY AGED SO GOOD. SO TASTY. SO DELICIOUS. SO SCRUMPT-DIDDLY-UMPTIOUUUSSSSS!!! CALL ME A CONNOISSEUR, BUT HE CAN BE THE YAMATO TO MY HENNESSY, WITH HIS HIGH PRICED SEXY ASS. 🤤🤤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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If any one mentions him in the shower, yk Imma be "showering" down there. 💦
ALSO, WE NEED MORE SHOWER FAN SERVICE PTJ. KEEP 'EM COMING!!!
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The correct answer is "Both".
They'd be amazing Calvin Klein models.
Anyways, BYE- 🏃🏽‍♀️
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daisychains111 · 1 month
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live "tweet" books with me (via the Goodreads progress bar) pt.3 Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros
Live tweeting as I read...back by popular demand (literally 1 person on Tumblr (@dumpsters-little-matchbook) asked me to do it again and I was already planning to)
stay strong Vi....just bc he's hot doesn't mean he's redeemed himself for his (understandably) traitorous ways
"she's worth a dozen of me" Xanden you shut up right now I'm mad at you
I'm glad Brennen's alive but I do not trust him at all...pretending to be dead for 6 years is fishy as fuck
hashtag: Andarna protection club...if anything ever happens to that dragon I'll burn the world
violet "I know more than you" sorrengail back in action
lol Brennen making fun of her love life
petition for violet and sgaeyl mother-daughter bonding
awww andarna, all growed up
moody teenage angst Andarna is the comedic relief we all didn't know we needed...nothing is as iconic as her growling at Violet for calling her my dearest
idk if Tairn signed up to be the sole father figure to two teenage girls but Violet and Andarna are about to give him a run for his money
he deserves not to trust Dain bc Dain is the scum of the earth
RIDOC AND RHIONNAN ARE SAFE AND ALIVE EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT IN THE WORLD
call his lying ass out Violet as you should
slay violets mom with the redeeming qualities...glad she actually cared if Violet was alive and isn't completely a heartless bitch
fuck dain but also FUCK HIS DAD
the fact that it's him who officially outs them makes me smile hehe
I agree Nadine...that was hot
Xaden being an absolute tease flirt bc she's mad at him is iconic
YAY SQUAD LEADER RHI!!!
the joke was funny, your friends ate just lame (jk I love them but still)
THE PRINCE???
awwww Liam's sister you better make it across istfg
noooo I wanted to be friends with Sloane
violet in her older sister era
gotta love the "is everyone I care about alive? yes? slay" moment
the fact that even tairn is warry of the orange dragon freaks me out
tairn reporting for fatherly duties will never not be my favorite...violet may be annoying but she's his annoying
I'm all for the Violet and Imogen friendship but they better not be mean to Rhiannan
also if Rhiannan gets annoying and jealous about them I'll be really sad
nooo I liked Nadine...who tf just snaps people's necks like that tf
Xaden warding her room so he's the only person who can come in COMEDY
SIMP
hehehe he wrote her a letterrr
violet lying to everyone about her feelings about Xaden except Tairn is so funny...like who's the dragon gonna tell
Xaden is winning every award ever rn bc 1. he's hot as hell, but 2. he's like I wanna sleep with you so bad, but I won't bc it's for the wrong reasons....honorable mf
literally FUCK VARRISH
Sloane needs to get her shit together and Violet needs to stop avoiding her friends
I'm like 80% sure they just got drugged but slay ig
called it...they were totally drugged
tairn comforting Violet about missing Xaden even though Tairn is the one with the bonded mate thing isn't being talked about enough
I would really love to know what those letters say...just saying, sharing is caring
I want to trust jesinia...I really do but it gives me a bad feeling
you let my babies see each other istg...violet is actively moving towards miserable without him
Imogen is slowly becoming the biggest violet/Xander fangirl and I love that for her
give it up Imogen...yall are friends
girlie just wants to be back in a library fr
period Rhiannan...don't put up with Xaden's shit....you threaten him like a bestie should
If Rhi and Violet don't stay friends I'll riot
ooooo don't mess with Tairn's kids...he'll bring that dad defensive
I'm so glad Violet is letting Rhiannan in..be besties again pls
HAHA "SHOWING OFF (MAKING OUT)" IN FRONT OF MIRA....ICONIC
"omg your falling for him" No matter how many times I hear that I'm media I will always be a sucker for it
"you're my only sibling" REALLY MAKING VIOLET SEEM LIKE A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR NOT TELLING MIRA ABOUT BRENNEN....UNCALLED FOR
tik tok says she finally just fucking forgives him in chapter 27... we're on 20, kick into gear people
at her core, Violet is really just like me fr.... 21-year-old girlie pop vibes for the win
 damn the disdain for Dian is STRONG
Rhiannan wins the bestie of the year award....being the best even tho Violet is being a fuckass about not telling her things
DAIN FIGHTING ISNT GONNA DO MUCH BC YOU DONT DESERVE HER AND NOW EVERYONE GETS TO WATCH AS SHE BEATS YOUR ASS
see, I knew her mom was a bitch
Rhiannan and violets friendship rn makes me so sad
This aaric dude better keep his mouth SHUT
really looking forward to Xaden beating the shit out of Dain for the shit he just pulled
besties having beef in private...which honestly I feel like will be a good thing
"that isn't a secret" I love ridoc....also Violet why tf would you think that's a valid secret
them getting graded for withstanding torture is WILD
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING DAIN INTO THIS VARRISH YOU BITCH
VARRISH YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKER...I DESPISE YOUR SOUL
I hate dain to but I love him for that...thank you for being a rule-following asshat
two things: tairn constantly being like "duh your fine, I make great choices" is so sweet but absolutely hilarious....and Rhiannan being a slay icon is my favorite thing
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN JACK IS BACK FROM THE ACTUAL DEAD....SHUT UP RIGHT NOW
I'm so ready to watch the Fab 4 (I've decided that I'm calling ridoc, rhi, sawyer, and Violet this bc they are so slay) kill jack again bc wtf
YES CHAPTER 27 I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU
watch Mira walk in on them right now...that'd be so freaking funny
tairn and Violet's father-daughter bonding is my fave
tairn is a grade-A overprotective father... it's adorable
no literally....tairn is so over her 21 bullshit...I love them
I have no recollection of who Kaori is...but him standing up to varrish makes him my favorite
YES YES YES LET FAB 3/4 KNOW ALL THE SECRETS
ridoc having the vibes to give violet a hard time while his world was just flipped on its head is why I love him
also shout out to Imogen and Quinn bc yall are slay too
why did Jack save her life...go back to being an ass, not sucky jack is frightening
"argue with you about books? I only pick fights I can win" Xaden clearly knows his place
literally just sobbing at the Liam cameo
why does Varrish keep responding to Liam...is Violet talking out loud or like did he pull a jack
damn dain is just...redeeming himself...didn't have that on my 2024 bingo card
her mom redeeming herself too? damn we're on a redemption roll
very serious war book until someone says something like "show off" during an important meeting (cough garrick cough) and you remember that these bitches are in their 20s
Brennan, Xaden, and tairn: violet protection squad
ANDARNAS BACK YYYAAAYYY
YUH SLAY FOURTH WING
flame section is the iron section? One might say they're the iron flame....wink wink
patiently waiting for a sorrengail sibling reunion...pls bring Mira into the loop
YES MIRA BEAT HIS ASS
Mira beating the shit out of Brennan, Violet yelling at them to grow tf up, and ultimately Mira and Brennen rebonding over the ickiness of xaden/violet pda...the best sibling reunion EVER
"I have control" girl be so for real rn...the only time you use your power is when you're mid-orgasm, you're not controlling shit
Mira and Xaden being "let's overprotect violet" partners in crime...straight vibes
Andarna: The Hungry One (trademark)
oooooooo violets in trooouubbblleeee
jealous Violet storyline is about to be just as stupid as I'm keeping my friends safe by distancing myself Violet storyline
oh God not talking in 3rd person
"I wasn't in love with you then," *jim halpert camera stare* stfu xaden
DAMMMMNNNNN he's def being annoying but saying he's acting like dain is looooooowwwww
yeah cat just stfu...violet is better than you don't be a bitch
YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR DOWN VIOLET...TORTURE HIM BUT ISTG IF YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT BS....
YESSS Liam mentions make me so happy...also I'm so ready for Violet and Sloane to bond
dain just bc you saved her doesn't mean you're not on extremely thin ice...stfu
HA, a length joke...I like Maren
IF YOU KILL RIDOC RIGHT NOW REBECCA, I WILL HAUNT YOU
HES SAFE....fab 4 lives another day
cat's a bitch...that's all
Cat's a bitch...but you know who isn't? Rhiannan. gave her bestie the best fighting skills
well that's one way to combat jealousy
he really said "You were annoying and emotional last year, this year it's my turn" Live laugh love healthy relationships
fab 4 are my favorite group of fantasy besties ever....icons..every single one of them
I'm very very excited for the Sawyer and Jesinia subplot...also I don't think I'm opposed to a Dain redemption arch, he just needs to learn his place
"I might even be in love with him after that declaration" HA game recognizes game dain, love that for you
ROLL CREDITS
Garrick doesn't get enough credit for being just as awesome as Rhi....slay besties
girlie pop bickering with a side of danger mission and dragon obedience school...my favorite
HAH grammar jokes
 "I get the feeling that this '2nd signet' thing is gonna be a BIG issue...like the plot twist that ends the book BIG
tbh I feel like I don't know him either so I get why she's mad at him
BRUUUUHHH he redeems himself with the "less than a minute" comment
tairn is girl dad...yelling at Violet and Andarna for their shit, yelling at Xaden for talking to Violet...girl dad icon
"Mom and Dad are fighting" See tairn and Sgaeyl are Mom and Dad
poor mama sorrengail...that's not the best way to break that news brennen you bitch
I'm really hoping Violet gets iron squad to go help bc them leaving the others to die is bullshit
they mentioned that the venin had runes, but they were confused as to how. cat is the best at them, and I really really really don't like how sus that is
everyone is so over Violet and her friends bc they're the only ones saying true things
YUH IRON SQUAD...my favorite squad of besties
FUCKING JACK
that was the most stressful thing ever read in my life...if Rhiannan dies I will never recover
I thought Sawyer was going to die and I started crying
YES ANDARNA BE SPECIAL AND SLAY
The fact the andarna hatched just for Violet is so sweet
you better not fucking sacrifice yourself right now violet unknownmiddlename sorrengail
DUMBASS
rip mama sorrengail...this was the redemption arch you deserved
violet breaking down to Rhi is EVERYTHING
FAB 4 LIVES TO SEE ANOTHER DAY (along with Imogen, Quinn, Sloane, Jesinia, Aaric, Maren, and Cat because yall bitches grew on me)
yay xaden's safe, was worried for a bit
IM SORRY WHAT NOW
I'M SORRY WHAT NOW
saying that xaden cant feel sgaeyl better be a fucking joke rn
FUCKING JACK
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garf-lover96 · 13 days
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my long ass elaborate ranking of Will Wood's (and The Tapeworms') albums!! (Everything is a Lot ranking list)
for the purpose of making this i've been listening to this whole album like non stop for the past week. i even made my parents listen to it with me (my mom liked it and said that she'd go to see the songs live if she could!). it was actually pretty difficult to rank all of them but i think the top 3 will remain unchanged forever, they're some of my all time favorites from will wood!! the way i'll do this i think is i'll write down all the things i like about a particular song, maybe a favorite lyric and a favorite moment or something. or just some general rambling. also i split Everything is a Lot into Everything is a Lot and Destroy to Enjoy, like in the remastered album!
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1. Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones)
first time i heard this song was over a year ago so i can't tell what my exact first impression was but it did almost immediately become my favorite song ever. I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT'S INSANE. also fun fact, memberoflottiescult really likes this song!
my main thing with this song is that it sounds like?? you know, bones?? it sounds like skeletons. the melody is like something a skeleton would've come up with. i can't explain it but it is hearable. best song ever
2. 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro / Con)
it was one of the first will's songs i've ever liked on spotify. ughhhh the energy, the general mashing of the piano and it sounding like it's about to fall apart any second lol!! the high ass notes. perfect, so perfect. i was listening to this song while purchasing a meter long plush goose. the song is like a brother to me
my favorite part is the spoken "am i being detained? am i under arrest? read me my rights please! I WANT MY PHONECALL" it's uhfhdfhkf. showstopping
3. White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?)
it took me exactly one (1) full listen to this one to absolutely fall in love with it, holy fuck. one of the best things i've ever heard. every time it's on i have to loop it a few times
my favorite parts are the "i wonder how i woke up in the middle of my surgery and i watched them botch my heart. only the second worst thing that i could've thought was 'this won't have to end if it doesn't start'" and "i'll never know what it's like to love you" because ummm???? the emotion in his voice omfg, i love it when this happens. it's so perfect (reminds me of julian devorak..........)
4. Lygerside Daydream
had me hooked after the first listen as well. i love the melody and i love how the lyrics are written here. i, too, want to blow the seeds of dandelions and wish for nothing more. such a sweet sound. one of my favorites as well. nice to daydream to, ha!!!
5. Front Street
idk how to explain this but the pace of the song, like the way the lyrics are sung is so satisfying. just the sentence structure and stuff.. uhhh i really don't know how to describe this, but i love it a whole lot. the piano melody here is amazing as well it so???? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW it's just good
6. The First Step
so nice to sing along to!!! "and i hope i don't choke on my vomit tonight" and "take my anxiety and my sobriety, i'll kill two birds with one stoner. so if you see me please, take my keys i don't wanna be an organ donor" are my favorite parts:3 so satisfyingly said
7. Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture
one of my first ones too i'm pretty sure. the chorus really pulled me in. fast and fun. i think i showed it to my godfather once. the spanish part scratches my brain so good
8. Cover This Song (A Little Bit Mine)
very nice to sing along to as well. i love the melody on the very first verse. i love the part with the piano solo so much
9. Everything is a Lot
i love the melody sooooooo much, "all the moments you've lost, all the money it cost" part is my favorite. shouldn't be overlooked!!!!!
10. Red Moon
i had to come around to it a bit but i actually love it. love the "the constellations form infinite paisleys in the sky" part, such a nice sound. satisfying lyrics in general
11. Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq. G.F.D.
nice to listen to when i want to have something screaming into my ears. loooove the fact that liar liar was sampled in the beginning, i really like that movie. i used to be obsessed with jim carrey also. i binged pretty much all of his movies as a little lad
12. Jimmy Mushrooms' Last Drink: Bedtime in Wayne, NJ
the kalimba kind of bothered me initially but i got used to it. i enjoy the melody. don't have much to say about it
13. ¡Aikido! (Neurotic / Erotic)
it's not horrible by any means, it just kind of doesn't do it for me. i usually skip it
14. Destroy to Enjoy
satisfying rhymes, i prefer not to listen to construction work as a past time
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this took so long to put together, i kept forgetting about it or rearranging it...
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heavyhitterheaux · 1 year
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Perfect View
A Ballerina's Tale Instagram AU
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yournameonpointe: woke up to a bouquet of flowers and jackharlow blindfolding me and telling me he has a huge surprise for me. Next thing I know our asses are in Bali 😭
Valentine's Week is starting off right 💖
jessmichelle: Valentine's week sis??
yournameonpointe: my man celebrates me all week. truth be told he does it every day of the year lol jackharlow doesn't know how to go about just doing one day
jackharlow: just wait until later
yournameonpointe: oh 😏
kehlani: nasty asses
jessmichelle: jackharlow slide your brother my number. I need to experience this.
jackharlow: jessmichelle um idk if you wanna go that route
claybornharlow: jackharlow WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
jackharlow: claybornharlow 👀👀👀👀
blancathebaddie: not jessmichelle about to slide in clay's DMs 😭
jessmichelle: blancathebaddie I mean????? why not? 👀
blancathebaddie: jessmichelle because last time I checked you were still talking to someone
jessmichelle: blancathebaddie and suddenly I have amnesia
blancathebaddie: 😐
druski2funny: the bouquet I got waiting at home for you is bigger
lilnasx: druski2funny don't make me ask blancathebaddie for Panchito so he can bite your ass
sza: OKAY jackharlow I see you! Making sure my girl gets the best
jackharlow: sza she knows she's never going to want for nothing with me
blancathebaddie: lilnasx say the word and we'll pull up
jackharlow: druski2funny you got one more damn time
urbanwyatt: yournameonpointe you should have seen jackharlow planning out all this for you. talking about STRESSED
quiiso: I just knew he wasn't about to have any curls left because he was going to pull them out
yungskylark: had us ducking and dodging and hiding shit from yournameonpointe in all of our cars so she wouldn't find them
shloob_: jackharlow you still have gifts for yournameonpointe in my closet or did you forget?
jackharlow: shloob_ FUCK
yournameonpointe: jackharlow no worries, we'll get it later lol I appreciate the effort
druski2funny: I have gifts for you too y/n whenever you're ready
jackharlow: druski2funny and my gift is about to be me punching you in the damn throat
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yournameonpointe: This is literally something out of a dream jackharlow you seriously outdid yourself 😭
jackharlow: only the best for my baby 🥰
kehlani: slip me one of them roses, I got bills to pay
yournameonpointe: jackharlow stop making my heart go boom. I can't take it anymore 😭
jackharlow: yournameonpointe well we got a whole lifetime to go 🥰
yournameonpointe: kehlani bye lmaooooo
jessmichelle: that view is literally insane. ME WHEN?!
claybornharlow: jessmichelle if you call me back it might be sooner than you think
blancathebaddie: WHAT
sza: okay we making love connections under the sappiest couples instagram posts. I knew it was only a matter of time.
blancathebaddie: jessmichelle get your ass on facetime NEOW
druski2funny: the date I had planned for us was better
jessmichelle: blancathebaddie I can't
blancathebaddie: jessmichelle BECAUSE?
claybornharlow: blancathebaddie because she's talking to me
blancathebaddie: claybornharlow you mess with my girl, I will send Panchito. jackharlow let him know because I keep my word
jackharlow: blancathebaddie will you stop being so damn violent?!
blancathebaddie: jackharlow I don't know anything else
lilnasx: druski2funny yournameonpointe didn't want to go to KFC. Besides, jackharlow can probably get her meal for free.
kehlani: well damn lmaooooo
druski2funny: lilnasx how you know it was KFC?!
lilnasx: druski2funny let's be real. I was being nice and was about to say the dollar menu from McDonald's
sza: I AM SCREAMINGGGGG
jackharlow: druski2funny come on now. ultimate meal is her riding my face. yournameonpointe get over here 😏
yournameonpointe: jackharlow SAY LESS
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yournameonpointe: my forever valentine. how lucky am I to call you my husband? 💖💖💖
jackharlow: yournameonpointe and how lucky am I to call you my wife?
kehlani: SIMP ALERT. we love to see it though. jackharlow you're doing amazing sweetie (keep it up or I won't hesitate to jump you)
jackharlow: kehlani let me guess. you're calling blancathebaddie to help you?
kehlani: jackharlow you got damn right
druski2funny: and how lucky am I for you to call me your side piece?
sza: BYE DRUSKI 😭😭😭😭😭
jessmichelle: lemme borrow that dress tho.....
jackharlow: druski2funny remember when I said you got one more damn time? wait until our plane lands
druski2funny: lilnasx I need you to hide me
lilnasx: druski2funny you wouldn't have to hide if you stopped saying out of pocket shit all the time. jackharlow GET HIS ASS!
yournameonpointe: jessmichelle where you goin?
jessmichelle: yournameonpointe on a date
blancathebaddie: jessmichelle WITH WHO
claybornharlow: blancathebaddie yournameonpointe with me of course
sza: I see another Harlow wedding in the foreseeable future
jackharlow: sza SLOW DOWN! I HAVE TO APPROVE FIRST!
sza: jackharlow approve of who?!?
jackharlow: claybornharlow of course. jessmichelle is like a sister to me so I gotta interrogate him
yournameonpointe: jackharlow baby cut it out lmaooooo
urbanwyatt: jackharlow let me in on this interrogation
jessmichelle: yall better leave claybornharlow alone 😭😭😭
quiiso: jackharlow hold on count the rest of PG in too, say the word and we'll pull up
claybornharlow: seriously?! only yournameonpointe is going to defend me?! yournameonpointe: claybornharlow I always got your back, HOWEVER, if you mess with my girl I will cut off your fingers and you won't be able to produce another got damn song for as long as live. love you. jackharlow: WELL DAMN
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jackharlow: How I'm spending our last night in Bali with my baby yournameonpointe I got the perfect view 😍
jessmichelle: you know for her to always complain and scream about getting her hair wet, she sure doesn't have a problem getting it wet around you
jackharlow: jessmichelle her hair isn't the only thing that's wet 😏
blancathebaddie: jackharlow GROSS. CUT IT OUT.
yournameonpointe: jackharlow thank you so much for this much needed vacay. do we have to go back so soon?
druski2funny: yournameonpointe yes you have to come back so you can spend time with your side piece
jackharlow: druski2funny find me on your doorstep when I touch down in Atlanta
kehlani: druski2funny you just asking for jackharlow to kick your ass at this point
jackharlow: yournameonpointe if my baby wants to stay longer we can, just say the word
yournameonpointe: jackharlow YESSSS
blancathebaddie: yournameonpointe WAIT A MINUTE we are overdue for a girls day!
jackharlow: blancathebaddie push it to next week
blancathebaddie: jackharlow 🙄
yournameonpointe: safe to say first Valentine's Day as a married couple was a success 😏🥰
jackharlow: yournameonpointe not quite a success just yet
yournameonpointe: jackharlow ???
jackharlow: yournameonpointe once I get you pregnant, then I will consider it a success 😏
kehlani: oh good lord smh
yournameonpointe: jackharlow well shit, I'm ready when you are
urbanwyatt: here they go
jackharlow: yournameonpointe yeah, you'll be asleep the entire plane ride back 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
jessmichelle: OH
blancathebaddie: we'll be waiting for the I'm pregnant text in a few weeks
druski2funny: that's it. I'm making national side piece day.
lilnasx: druski2funny in order for it to be successful, you would have to be an actual side piece. yournameonpointe is not thinking about that big head of yours
jackharlow: druski2funny choose your next words carefully
druski2funny: jackharlow umm miss you. see you when you get back.
jackharlow: druski2funny that's what I thought smh
jessmichelle: yournameonpointe if druski2funny was your side, what kind of side would he be?
yournameonpointe: jessmichelle coleslaw
yournameonpointe: anyway come here baby jackharlow 🥰
jackharlow: yournameonpointe 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
urbanwyatt: DAMN! LMAOOOOOO
quiiso: everybody knows she HATES coleslaw
yungskylark: lmaooooo I can't deal
lilnasx: druski2funny that's exactly what your ass gets
druski2funny: aight imma head out. take a few days to think and reflect.
jackharlow: druski2funny and meditate on how she doesn't want your ass
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blackstarchanx3new · 9 months
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Creations AU, But I obnoxiously over explain it PT 3
Pages 61-90
Back at it again with Mike and his silly little adventures in Freddy's.
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Huh.
What'd you see.
Stop being vague.
Who are these creepy masked people???
The bullies from FNAF four
Damn if only there was an entire side comic FNAF 4 cough cough I made about them that will explain that lol. We'll get to the side comics I promise. ;)
Whatever he saw, he's terrified to re-live.
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Ouch.
Someone got hurt-
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What the hell are you apologizing for exactly?
What'd you do?
None of those people in the masks were you...
We can tell cause they actually had a skin tone lmfao.
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Oh that could use some cream.
So that's why "the bite" kept making Mike uncomfortable...
This kid got his head munched on.
And it wasn't ACTION but LACK of action he's cowering in fear from a child over.
Side note this panel out of context is hilarious and I won't pretend it's not.
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Hi Bonnie! :D
He is the best.
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Damn okay.
What's reality?
Ominous poster of the yellow Freddy for sure isn't important.
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Haha Mike ya have episodes like this often? Often enough he composes himself afterwards.
He's utterly bamboozled Bonnie apparently SAW the kid he was chasing so...maybe.
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That smirk is unsettling.
So this part of the building used to be "Fredbear's" the place Michael's favorite animatronic "Spring Bonnie" is from and mentioned earlier. Fredbear is clearly the one who bit the child.
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I'd be scared too Bonnie thousand yard stares are concerning.
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That's hysterical coming from the clearly possessed giant rabbit but go off I guess-
He's obviously trying to make Mike feel better which is nice of him. UwU
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Aww. Hug how sweet.
So now we know a bit more about Mike. Let's review:
This nameless kid Mike saw die was obviously Michael's brother Cody Afton from all the context clues we've been given:
Mike's reaction to Micheal bringing up Fredbears, due to it being a traumatic event.
Cody being "Bit"
Mike doesn't seem TOO sure they're the same person but we know it is.
Mike blames himself for not doing anything at the time to stop Cody's head from getting crunched.
Mike's grasp on reality is...Flimsy. Self admittedly he thinks it's flimsy and he knows when he needs to go home when it's too much.
Mike is desperate for comfort over his trauma with Freddy's and Bonnie's a cool dude who'll give it.
You'd think Bonnie would be a bully from his intro but he's actually a super caring guy, he just can't stand people who purposely cause problems.
Bro comes in clutch with the hugs.
You can see why Freddy would run to this guy to solve issues haha.
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So from those first panels we know 1 thing:
He had no clue Ennard was in the room with them. So add stalking to the list of creepy things that clown robot has done so far.
My god it's an old man-
He's Micheal's dad! :D William Afton!
Alright I'm gonna stop being goofy and vague for a moment:
It's obvious he's evil as fuck and for the people who like to bitch he has a personality in this comic or ANY media where people give William a personality: Stop making excuses as to why you write him one note you cowards, you can give him a personality without condoning what he does lmfao. Only a bad writer would say you HAVE to make him one note for him to work. Fucking morons actually you are stupid if you believe that.
If you wanna make him cartoonishly evil with NO redeeming qualities: Cool. Whatever. Just shut the fuck up don't act like yours is "Better" because you can't think of ways to make him anymore interesting.
Everyone's William caters to their tastes. Nobody's is PERFECT. I only judge stupid vapid bitches who complain about other interpretations while blowing smoke up their own asses. Because an ego isn't pretty on anyone lmfao.
The idea giving William a personality makes you a terrible writer/person needs to die I'm sorry that's such a stupid as fuck idea idk who came up with it but kindly stop writing and stop giving writing advice. UwU With love~ From me!~
Anyways I've spoiled William is a bad person who does a bad thing, Won't say what yet but all the death in the building can give ya some ideas. And apparently because William is bad guy there's "Rules" on how to write him. From a bunch of 12 year olds who dunno how to write but I digress.
I detest the idea of that. Because let's be real all FNAF characters are blank slates and the idea of squashing creativity is dumb. Literally go wild with your FNAF AUs.
Rant aside: William seems to be a bit of...An ass.
Just slightly manipulative and rude language towards his only living child it's fine-
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Ah yes. He also demands physical affection.
We get Michael's age, he's 23 aka still a damn baby.
Also, William and Michael are British.
Since we're on voices:
Mike Schmidt would sound like Legoshi from Beastars lmfao. I imagine Bonnie with a new York accent. Freddy sounds like a lady.
We finally get to see what Ennard and Michael interact like together...
Michael doesn't seem to put up with him.
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Ennard's kind of a prick.
Also apparently they have a HISTORY.
One that involves Michael talking shit about his father...
For people who know shit about the games: Yes Ennard is possessed by the same person from the games.
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Hah Michael tricked him.
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Okay so everyone in Michael's life is manipulative towards him.
Neat.
Also Ennard is a raging hypocrite.
Also conformation William is an owner not just a robot maker. (Can't remember if this was brought up earlier again some of these pages are 2 years old lmfao)
Also this comic assumes you got SOME Fnaf knowledge. I'd hope it's still interesting for those of you who are here for my other stuff! XD
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Like ouch Ennard ya don't gotta be such a jerk.
Also Mike is cute.
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This panel unironically is one of my favorites because this man doesn't scream in terror at any of the terrifying robots:
It's the gay guy he's trying to befriend he screams like a little girl at.
Another help wanted joke about the Faz token under the cupcake in the office.
Michael just wants to hang out with Mike obviously.
Despite all the shit he's clearly going through dude puts on a very pointy smile.
This man is built like a cat.
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Lol they made pizza together. How cute.
Hah bro is apologizing for something he didn't even do nor has control over-
Is it obvious Michael is abused yet?
Going real unsubtle here: Everything about Michael shows off he has been abused in some way shape or form.
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Michael wants to think he's being friendly for reals despite clearly having second thoughts due to Ennard.
Bro is desperate for a connection with someone.
Also
Pff.
Mike c'mon Bonnie's so sweet how could you- X'D
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Few things: William doesn't "Let" Michael do things.
If it wasn't apparent he was controlling as hell before it sure is now.
Also Michael is embarrassed of his interests.
Also the locker:
Again we see an instance of Michael going by "Mike" as his locker literally just has a piece of paper tapped over it adding the rest of his name lmao.
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Michael is used to being toyed around with that is sad.
Bonnie continues to be a sweetheart even when he's off screen. X'D
Mike attempts to relate to Michael's interests once again.
Also another instance of Bonnie lying his ass off about how close Michael and him are:
He knows Michael's locker combination and puts gifts in there lmao.
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Mike clearly likes that plush a lot. Maybe he likes Chica a lot lmao. Who knows.
One thing to note:
If Michael's working day shifts and night shifts...when does he sleep?
Grant it, it isn't ALL THE TIME but still bro's sleep schedule must be OBLITERATED.
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Oh hi giant floating head in the hallway you're stalking Michael too huh?
This is just two sides of someone's brain arguing with itself that the entire positive interaction they just had was terrible AND the other party hates them.
And that comparison only makes more sense down the road.
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Yeah Michael you tell him. You don't need to take that from him.
Jeremy's a cool dude.
Also the fact the kids pay no mind to this argument is funny.
Also Ennard taking genuine offense to Jeremy being a better friend lmao. Anyone can be a better friend than Ennard. X'D
We hit the image limit but oh boy. So much joy in this update.
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thornsnvultures · 2 years
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tickled pink ♡
Sebastian Stan x fem!Reader (RPF)
summary: lettin' seb hit in the pink fit (shhh I'm bad at summaries)
warnings: use of pet names (baby, baby girl), p in v sex, blow job, creampie, clit slapping, choking/breath play, toe sucking (cause I'm nasty don't come for me)
words: 1.3k
a/n: thanks to @fineanddandy for converting me to the dark side this is all your fault 🥴 inspired by my love/hate relationship with his all pink met gala look. still want him to ruin me, but i'm gonna complain about it the whole time. if you see any mistakes, no you didn't 😌 my first time writing rpf idk if I'm gonna do this again lol but it was fun! reblogs and comments are always greatly appreciated!
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Sebastian's throat rumbles with a groan under your tongue as you tease him and run your hand over the front of his shirt.
"I hate it."
"No you don't, baby."
You grip his short hair and press soft kisses to his pulse point.
"It's awful."
"You love me in pink. Reminds me of that little pink pussy."
"Shut the fuck up," you scoff, he just laughs.
"You watch too much porn."
"Why would I use my hands when I can wrap you around this dick whenever I want." Sebastian grinds you over his lap, moving you just like he would if he was deep in his favorite spot.
You throw your head back and laugh, "Pfft, yeah ok." Your skin shines in the late afternoon light streaming through the windows. The gold flaked body butter you rubbed all over before he got back to the hotel glimmers as you move over him. Sebastian runs his mouth and nose across your exposed chest; he can't get enough.
"Look so fuckin pretty for me baby. How'd I get so lucky?"
"Mmm, I'm sure you saw lots of pretty women tonight." You're baiting him and he knows it.
He leans back to smirk at you.
"But not as pretty as you, right? That's what you wanna hear, right, baby?"
"It's the truth," you shrug.
He smiles at you, biting his bottom lip as he runs his hands over the straps of the little number you put on just for him.Your nipples pebble against the sheer pink lace cups under his stare.
"You just gonna look or are you gonna touch me, daddy?"
He groans and reaches for you, pulls you down to his mouth by the back of your head and captures your lips in a searing kiss.
His hand moves lower so his fingers can feel you over the damp material covering your folds.
"Can't get this outfit dirty."
"I want to fucking ruin it."
"You will if you keep rubbing on me like this, baby. But, fuck, you feel so good, so wet for me. Take my pants off, I wanna feel that pussy."
You kiss him again before you climb off his lap. Kneeling before him. Throwing those damn pants across the room.
"You've gotta be fuckin' kidding me."
They're pink. His boxers are pink.
"I hate you."
"I know, baby."
You rip them off too and watch his leaking dick spring up and hit his abs with a wet slap. Grip his dick and take it into your mouth. His head falls back with a groan when your warm wet mouth takes him down slow all the way to the base.
"Fuck, baby, you take me so well.:
He barely fits but fuck if you're not gonna make it work. The slurping sounds of your mouth on him makes his legs shake. Barely holding it together as you work him with your hands, stroking what you can't reach with your mouth and pulling at his full sac.
"Stop, baby, fuck I need to be inside you."
He doesn't waste time with your panties, just pulls them to the side and slides you down inch by inch.
"God damn, daddy, you feel so good." He slams the last few inches in and you shout his name.
"That's it, baby, take all of it. So good." He grinds into you. "Show me how much you want it, baby." You grip his shoulders, nails digging into gaudy pink as you bounce on his dick. Your head lolls, eyes lidded. You can feel every veiny inch of him splitting you open, pushing so deep you swear you can feel him in your throat. Your ass slaps against his thighs as you take him faster. Wet squelch of your pussy driving him crazy. He finds your sopping wet clit and strums his fingers over it.
"Fucking soak me, baby. Cum on this dick. It's yours baby, take it." Your legs shake when you scream and do exactly what he asked.
"God so fucking tight. Little pussy squeezing me so fucking tight baby." Your head drops to his shoulder as he grinds your hips for you, moves your limp body over his dick.
"I need to fill you up, baby, need you leaking my spunk in those panties." His whispers by your ear make you shudder and clench around him. You swear you could come again from just his words. "You want me to fill you up?"
"Yes, daddy. Need it, need t'feel you."
"That's it, baby girl."
Before you know it he's picking you up and putting you under him on the bed. One leg thrown up over his shoulder, you only see now in a haze as he settles back into your warm cunt that your pink toes match his shirt.
"What's so funny, baby?" You didn't even realize you were laughing. He slaps your soaked clit and asks you again.
"My toes, the color," you gasp.
"These?" He raises an eyebrow and runs a hand up, up, up your leg in teasingly soft strokes. You nod your head and whine at his touch. Sebastian takes one toe in his mouth and you groan. He pulls his hips back, coming almost all the way out before slamming back in, pushing you up the silk sheets. Your hands find your breasts which shake as pounds you slow, rolling your fingers over your nipples. He doesn't break eye contact. Watching you writhe, eyes hooded as you whine.
"Daddy, please."
"Please what, baby?"
"I need it," you gasp. "Harder, daddy, please."
"So whiny, baby. Hold on."
You move your hands to his thick biceps when he drops his weight down on top of you. He's got your leg up on his shoulder stretching you out to fill you deeper. His eyes lock onto yours and he pounds into your relentlessly. Air shoots from your lungs as he pounds away at your slicked up pussy. His strong arms bracket your head.
"So fucking sexy, baby. Gonna fill you up till this little pussy can't hold any more."
One of his hands slides across your chest and sits where it's supposed to, right around your throat. He growls when your eyes flutter shut, forming a wide "o". You're lost in the feel of his fat cock nudging that one spot that makes you see stars, screaming his name over and over.
"Cum for me baby, give me one more. Want you to milk my cock. Come on." His hand leaves your throat to shove two of his thick fingers down your throat. Your pussy spazzes when you gag and let go for him; soak him and the fancy hotel sheets with more than just your sweat. He shouts your name when he empties his load into you, coating your walls with his spunk until it leaks out around his dick.
"Fuck." His weight drops on you with a groan. That stupid pink shirt is probably ruined by now but it's not like you give a fuck.
"Do you have to go to the after party?"
"You know I do." You can see how beat he is and you'd tell him to stay if you could, if he didn't have other promises he needed to keep.
"Did you see the other fit?" Your head turns toward the garment bag hanging by the closet. "The all black? Looked much nicer than this mess."
"Oh yeah?," he chuckles into your neck. His breath tickles but you're not ready for him to move yet.
"Yeah. Except for those glasses. Who are you, Tony Stark?"
He cackles and sits up between your thighs, pulling his softening dick out slowly and watching his mark on you spill.
"You better watch that mouth of yours, girlie." His fingers stuff the cum that's slipped out back into your stretched out hole. He watches you squirm from the gentle touches to your puffy pussy.
"Or what?"
He loves and hates when you get that look in your eyes. The one that means he's not getting out of this bed any time soon.
He growls and cradles your head in his large hands before kissing you slow. He pulls back and whispers, "Or I'll find something else to do with that pretty little mouth."
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queen-elizab3th · 8 months
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Electric Callboy @ Palladium, Times Square, NYC [09.15.23]
Small disclaimer:
Anyone can reblog this, it's all good. Also, this post is very long.
I have no idea where to even start. The moment my sister (@mrs-kaunisvesi) and I got there, it was pure fangirl chaos for me and her lmao. We were the first ones there and got to see the boys get off their bus.
When they weren't busy hauling their suitcases and what not into the venue, we stopped each of them when we could and took pics with them. The first one we stopped was David.
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David was so sweet. We didn't wanna take up too much of his time because he seemed busy. After taking the picture, I asked for a hug and he smiled and said "sure" enthusiasticly, and gave me a quick hug. I'm pretty sure he giggled because I made a weird noise as I hugged him lmao. When I'm excited I make weird sounds, okay?? Lmao
After that, he went back on the bus. Some time later, he came off the bus, carrying more stuff. Whoever was their camera person that follows them around filming their vlogs was also there? The camera was on David. I have no idea what david was saying because I wasn't close enough to hear, but after talking, he pointed to me and my sister and then the camera panned towards us. Like the idiots we are, all we could do was stand there, wave and smile. So we might be on a vlog?? 😂
The second one we met was Pascal.
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I was a little hesitant to go up to him because he was on his phone and I didn't know if he was doing something important. My sister called out to him and he immediately walked towards us. He smiled and said good morning. He didn't seem to be in a rush, and was very polite. He legit had a small conversation with us, asking why we were there so early and how he was on his way to have a nice walk. After the picture, I asked for a hug. Ngl, his hug had me like 🥴. He was taller than I expected, I felt like my facial expression, as I looked up at him, was like an excited child lol. And... He smelled nice. After the hug, he thanked us for being there and said it was nice to meet us. 😭
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After a while, we met kevin. Kevin was very friendly and I could tell he was happy to meet us and take pics. His presence felt very welcoming and warm. Also, this man got me fucked up. Weak at the knees af. 🥵 I asked for a hug and he said "of course", he then proceeded to give me one of the greatest hugs of all time. This big ass man engulfed me in his arms. It was like someone put a blanket over me. 💀 When I hugged him, I remember feeling his strong shoulder blades and feeling a type of bliss I've never felt before. AND HE SMELLED SO GOOD 😭. His cologne actually clung onto my sweater for a while. Later, I jokingly told my sister that I'd never wash my sweater again. 😂
Next, we met Daniel K.
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Meeting him went very quickly. I don't know if he was tired or just wanted to be alone while he smoked. Hesitantly, my sister asked if we could take pics, he said "yeah". He seemed to be soft spoken. Idk if shy is the right word to use to describe how he was but he was definitely mellow. I was verrrry shy to ask for a hug but I asked anyway, and he he agreed. This time around, I know for a fact that when I hugged him, I made a small squeaking sound of excitement and he giggled gently. I'm definitely over exaggerating here, but I felt like he giggled right next to my earhole because my spider senses started tingling. I blushed internally lol.
Last was Nico. (Please excuse my crazy ass face. Idk what happened to me. 😂)
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I spotted Nico randomly speed walking out of a side entrance of the venue with some crew members. I panicked, slapped my sister's shoulder and pointed at him lmao. He's my sister's favorite and so she chased him down. She called out to him and he turned. She asked for pics and he very politely told us that he can but that we needed to be quick because he was busy. After we took pics he thanked us for coming and walked away quickly. He was very sweet. I wish we could've interacted more but it's all good because this mf made hella eye contact with me during the show lol. Little sis DEFINITELY wasn't jealous at all. 😅
Unfortunately, neither of us got to meet Daniel H. Earlier, when we got there, we were able to shout hi to him when he walked out of the bus. He said hi back and waved to us. Then he went into the venue and we didn't see him again until he was on stage. He's so cute irl with his lil glasses. ☺️
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The actual show, was fucking amazing. We got VIP so we were right up against the barricade. There were bodies flying over my head but I didn't care because I was having so much fun singing my heart out and just vibing. It was so wild and hot and sweaty but I was having the time of my life.
I made a TON of eye contact with Daniel H. He winked at me a few times and gave me some cheeky looks. 🫠 Whenever he looked over at me, I was really feeling myself and unintentionally would stare into his eyes while singing the lyrics to whatever song that was playing. I say 'unintentionally' because we would randomly just lock eyes when it was least expected, and I'm NOT just gonna look away lmao.
Nico winked at me and we had small moments where it felt like we were singing to eachother.
I remember at some point when it was quiet and the guys were having one of their talking points, I screamed kevins name and waved, he smiled and waved back. 😭
Important piece of context for this next bit:
The night before, my sister made me make a sign for David. Originally, I didn't want to because I was shy and didn't wanna feel dumb holding it up. Also, I'd never made a sign for anything or anyone in my life. Eventually, I gave in and made a sign asking for a drumstick. (pic included further down)
During one of the first talking points, I screamed David's name. I waved, got his attention, and held up my sign. The moment he squinted, I shit myself because I knew he was trying to read my sign. He gave me a big smile and waved... I was sent to the after life. 😂
I was able to get David's attention multiple times because I have an obnoxiously enormous crush on him and I'm loud af. All I did was scream his name the whole time lmfao. And every single time, he'd either wave, or point at me and wink. 💀💀💀
At the very end of the show, the band was throwing guitar picks and setlists. David walked up to the front of the stage and threw drumsticks out to fans. I remember, he had 2 drumsticks left in his hand and when he also noticed that, he kind of looked at me and with his body language told me to wait one second. He threw one of the 2 drumsticks into the air, and then finally he was down to one. He then walked as close to the edge of the stage as possible, kissed his drumstick, leaned over, gave it to me, and bowed, like a fucking prince handing me a rose.
.......The blood flow to my brain shut off 🤯
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I honestly don't know how in the fuck I was able to function at all after that. I was the happiest person on the planet at that very moment. I'm tearing right now just thinking about it.
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After the show was over, we decided to wait outside to see if we could finally meet Daniel H. Unfortunately, again, we weren't able to get a hold of him. As he was leaving the building, he had a ton of stuff on him and I didn't wanna make him put his stuff down for us so we just told him goodnight and he smiled at us before disappearing.
We ended up waiting for the rest of the guys too.
When I saw David leave the building, I froze up. My sister dragged me by the arm while calling his name and asked, "can my sister hug you?". (I heard someone behind me say "aww" and I felt like curling into a ball and rolling away.) David literally stopped walking, parked his suitcase with his stuff next to some crew members, and turned around. He looked at us and was like "Yeah, I saw you in the front row", and smilled gently. He turned to me and gave me a proper hug. I hugged that man so tight, I could smell his cologne. While hugging I told him I loved him and I was so deliriously flustered that I don't even remember if he said anything back. He might have thanked us for being there. He hugged my sister. Then went to talk to other fans that were there briefly.
We also saw Nico, Kevin, and Pascal, but they seemed too busy to stop plus they had all this luggage with them. We did all manage to tell eachother goodnight. ☺️
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And that was it! There might've been a few small things I forgot to talk about but the Majority of it is there. This was a lot for me but in a good way.
Greatest night of my life and I'm so happy that I was able to share it with my sister (and mom, she was there too).
If I could do it all over again, I would.
✨💖✨
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mooodyblue · 1 year
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elvis tag game by @headfullofpresley 💗
this is gonna be so loong i apologize in advance 😭😭 i have a lot of thoughts and opinions
tagging: @lllsaslll @elvisfatass @prayerstopresley @kiankiwi-blog and whoever wants to do this 😅
questions under the cut bc i rly listed a good chunk of his discography lol
When was the first time you heard of Elvis?
i'm sure my parents have played something of his growing up, i was more into mj than anything else. i wish i could remember like....the first real time i was ever really introduced to him. he's been referenced in so many of my interests that im sure there was i time i was like 10 and being like "oh that's an elvis reference" lol
what's your favorite era?
70s!!!! big daddy era as y'all call it 😅
favorite song(s) from the 50s?
trying to get to you, i'm counting on you, love me, don't be cruel, lawdy miss clawdy, as long as i have you, trouble, crawfish, i want you i need you i love you, one sided love affair, loving you, young and beautiful ...... i should probably stop before i list them all
favorite song(s) from the 60s
fever, such a night, im coming home, pocketful of rainbows, edge of reality, almost in love, can't help falling in love, the walls have ears, do not disturb, cotton candy land, it's now or never, rubberneckin', summer kisses winter tears, crying in the chapel, suspicious minds....literally everything on from elvis in memphis. god i want to list more but i need to STOP!!
favorite song(s) from the 70s
runaway, polk salad annie, you've lost that loving feeling, moody blue(duh), rags to riches, funny how time slips away, american trilogy!!!!!!!!!, hurt, make the world go away, the wonder of you
all time favorite songs that you can't skip?
suspicious minds, an american trilogy, pocketful of rainbows, i'm coming home, rubberneckin', honestly there's so many. i feel bad if i skip sometimes LOL
least favorite song?
im so sorry but tutti frutti💔
favorite gospel song(s)?
i still need to dive more into his gospel music, but i really love crying in the chapel and you never walk alone.
favorite country song(s)?
funny how time slips away, kentucky rain, always on my mind, make the world go away
favorite non english song?
wooden heart <3
a song(s) that make you feel nostalgic?
can't help falling in love 💗
a song(s) that makes you cry?
unchained melody!!!!! lord i can barely listen to it 😭
a song(s) that make you wanna dance?
rubberneckin', im coming home, got a lot o' livin to do, polk salad annie, suspicious minds
favorite song elvis as covered?
any day now and yesterday
what's a modern song you wish you could hear elvis cover?
i think he'd eat up two ghosts or ever since new york by harry styles tbh.
do you prefer vinyl or cd?
vinyl!!! i actually don't own a single elvis cd, just vinyls(cassettes too!)
favorite album?
self titled and from elvis in memphis <3
favorite movie soundtrack?
king creole for SURE
favorite live performance?
the laughing version of are you lonesome tonight 😅 also welcome to my world from aloha from hawaii !!!
a live performance you wish you were present at?
aloha from hawaii 100% but also literally any of his vegas shows in '69 because that entire live album had me laughing my ass off LMAO
favorite jumpsuits?
THIS ONE.
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favorite movie(s)?
king creole, loving you, live a little love a little, follow that dream and girl happy(mostly because elvis in a dress)
least favorite movie(s)?
stay away joe, kissin' cousins, and double trouble.
favorite costar?
michele carey <3 i luv bernice
favorite documentary?
that's the way it is
favorite interview?
i didn't even have to THINK about this one. i know this is a press conference but idk. same thing? anyway, june 9th 1972 new york hilton elvis i want you so bad !!!!!! it's iconic and i just love how he is with everyone 😭
favorite car?
idk after i first watched elvis (2022) i wanted a pink cadillac so LOL
do you collect merch? if so, what's the one thing you hold most dear to your heart?
i do!! i have his vinyls mostly. but my tcb necklace is my lucky charm at this point, i just wish i had gotten it in silver instead of gold 😅
do you think you'll be a fan of elvis for the rest of your life?
absolutely. ive had a lot of interests and have lost interest in a lot of things but this is so much more different. he truly is everything to me and i've never felt so connected with someone in my whole life. i really do adore him.
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demxnicprxncess · 1 year
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hii saw you are open to requests and was talking about writing kink, if not a problem may I pls request something with evan peters' character in ahs kit walker (or if you don't do characters it can be evan himself) where he is a sub to a dom female reader with a heavy spanking kink who, with his consent of course, uses it all the way on him and does not go easy on him with it at all? idk maybe he can use his safeword or something as well lol.. i hope it feels ok, thank u sm and hope you have a great day xx
Here's my Christmas gift to you sweet child.
Warning: Smut?, Spanking, safe words, Fluffffff
"red" Kit Walker x FEM!Reader
"Are you sure you still wanna do this Kit?" I looked down at the man layed across my lap, his soft jiggly ass open for my view while his hard dick lays n between my thighs slightly. "Positive." I smile before placing it gentle teasing smack on his ass. "You know your safe word right my little prince?" He nodded. "Well, what is it?" "Red." I smiled approvingly before raising my hand up and plummeting it down to the soft flesh of his ass. A whimper coming from his beautiful lips followed behind a moan as his dick slid over my thigh. "M-more.." I smack down on his as again. "What was that?" His eyes filled with tears of embarrassment. "More... please masta." I gave his ass light taps of approval before moving to get him to lay on the bed. "'atta boy." I placed another firm smack on his ass the jiggle triggering that deep down arousal in me. I felt myself getting hotter and stripped myself of my shirt. "Are you good?" he nods slightly, his form of approval making me confident enough to grab a little whip. "Are you okay with this my love?" I can see the slight thought of I don't know and yes. "Y-yes masta" his accent traveling through his voice causing heat to rush to the right areas. "Such a pretty boy." I place a light kiss on his lower back just above his ass before placing on kiss on each cheek. He moaned softly into the bed but got cut of as I cracked the whip on his ass. Not enough to cut through the skin but enough to leave that feeling of where you feel like your bleeding but you're not, you cracked the whip again in the same spot. Dropping the whip you push his hips into the bed causing him to grind against it whimpering. "Masta I-" I pulled his hair making his head come back. "Shut up kitty" He almost whined at my harshness. "Momma?" I looked down at him smacking him again. "I said hush." His tears brimmed his eyes again. "My baby boy is such a pretty crier" he moaned softly and I spanked him again but harder this time. "I dont-" I cover his mouth shaking my head no and kiss his neck before smacking his soft ass again and gripping it soothingly. "Red." I heard his voice whine out making me stop immediately. "What?" He looked at me with tear filled eyes as I rolled him over onto his back. "Kit, baby, oh goodness I'm so sorry." I quickly ran out of our room to get him his favorite snacks and drink sitting it on the bed, giving him comfy clothes and even cutting on his favorite shows. His face stained with streaks of tears I instantly started littering his face with kisses. "My prince, I'm so so sorry" I hugged him as he shoved the cherry in his mouth, choking he soft sobs that broke my heart to hear. "What was it baby?" He sniffles softly into my breast soaking my bra and boobs. "You were- too- too harsh.." I immediately held him tighter. "Aww baby I'm so sorry, I'll never hurt you again alright Mr. Walker?" he smiled into my chest. "Alright." I laid back with him still in my arms as he drifted off into sleep. I can't believe I hurt him.
yall, did I eat? Idrk. But anyways there's that!!! hope yall like it
Taglist: @yes-divine-ruler, @ppawmpkin
lmk if u wanna be added or removed!
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