#if my cat eats this will they die?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hello Stranger. Whom I have never met.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #xiao xingchen #xue yang #a-qing #Xue yang realizing the situation and changing up his mannerisms on the spot probably should not be as funny to me as it is #Everyone here is in a bad situation. XY and A-Qing are playing the long game of faking critical information #XXC is just vibing. I am calling him 'baby girl' in the most 'oh god we got to get you out of this house' tone #The situation at hand is the xxc took home a bobcat to nurse it back to health #thinking it would be just like a housecat. But a house cat would also eat your face advantageously. A bobcat wont wait for you to die #meta note: I've been drawing the last few comics in the same room as my buddy while they play hollow knight. #They were going through the royal waterways while I've been drawing. Fighting Flukes. #If you care to know about the auditory experience in the BG that underlies these last few comics. #if you know then you know. If you don't... then I wish I was you. #but I like to think thats what XY hears when he's passed out in his nightmares. As he deserves.

[bon-sides-sw]

Late night activities Also BD being a menace

The Spyscrapper portion of this one is based on @babygirlbridger 's Fic (E) [A Man who can slap but can also stroke]. Who keeps giving me more and more brainworms to draw for the Uni AU

#star wars #bons art #my art #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #cal kestis #bode akuna #bd 1 #obikin #spyscrapper #spicy #cat bd1 #bd is a cat #modern au #uni au #cal kestis is obi wan's son and i'll die on that hill #calbode #bodecal #anaobi #obiani #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #jfo #rots #bd1 #Cal walked into Anakin and Obi doing some nasty but didn't even notice bc he was so sleep deprived #then bode eats him out in his room #bd love/hates anakin #cat puke

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

HIII can u do the prompt number 5 for floyd pls :D (romantic)

Also i saw that you eanted ppl to put 2 backup characters and prompts so my backup characters are lilia and leona and my backup prompts are the fairytale scene and the taste of salt :D (also romantic)

Take ur time and ty ! 😍

Tandem Bike; Floyd Leech

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, established relationship

Content Warning; Swearing(?), semi-serious mortal peril /hj

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; I hope you know how to ride a bike, cuz Floyd is no help in the matter! Hope you enjoy!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

“I don��t think this is a good idea, Floyd,” you gulped, looking down the hill.

Floyd laughed behind you on the tandem bicycle, and you could feel the bike reverberate from it. “Ehhh, are ya scared?~” 

You dug your heels into the ground, making sure that the both of you wouldn’t end up going down the hill without knowing where you were going. The last thing you needed was to hit a pothole or a big enough rock and end up getting hurt. “Not scared,” you huffed, “just thinking.”

Floyd rolled his eyes, “We’ll just be up here all day then! Come on, Shrimpy.” He nudged your feet, but you dug your feet in further, cementing the bike into place. Floyd sighed and slumped his head on your shoulder. “You were the one that wanted to ride this thingy, but now you’re gettin’ cold feet about it?”

You took in a deep breath. Yes, it was your idea to take the cute tandem bike you found in the shed out for a spin, but your cycling partner had never ridden a bike before, and you also didn’t want to crash. “Just give me a minute, okay.” You clenched your hands on and off the brakes.

Floyd just looked at you curiously, before a wild smile took over his face. And when you eased up on the brakes again, he pushed you both forward. “Minute’s up!~”

And down the hill you went. Being angry could wait for later, as your main concern was making sure you were both staying upright and avoiding the aforementioned potholes and rocks. Floyd was cackling behind you, helping you steer a bit, but mainly just enjoying the wind wiping up his hair and watering up his eyes. And eventually, you started slowing down, coming to a more manageable pace that didn’t leave your hands clenching for dear life on the handlebars. But once you came to a complete stop you exploded in laughter; a mix of relief that you hadn’t died, of pure joy, and the infectious cackle that was coming from behind you.

“See, Shrimpy! That was fun,” Floyd poked you in the back. 

You got off the bike, legs a bit shaky from the adrenaline. “Yeah, it was a little bit fun.” Wait, I'm supposed to be mad at him! You could never stay mad at him for very long though.

Well, gravity is a thing, a thing that Floyd was not accounting for, and he wasn’t supporting the bike up, so he and the bike tumbled to the ground. And instead of sulking, he just laughed and got right back up.

“Wanna go again?~ This time I’ll steer!” He laughed, and hugged you, squeezing you gently.

You let out a long sigh, decompressing. “No, absolutely not,” you pushed against him slightly so you could put your hands on his shoulders.

Floyd pouted, “You’re no fun ya know.” There was no bite, he was just being pouty since he was planning on making you shriek as you both had no idea where you were going, but downhill, and downhill fast.

You hummed, kissing his cheek to bring him out of the dour mood. “And you’re no fun if you can’t go on little adventures with me. Can’t do that if we crash on that cursed thing,” you pointed your chin at the bike.

Floyd looked briefly at the bike before turning his attention back to you. “Okay, okay, okay, I got the memo, Shrimpy…” He placed a quick kiss and bite on your lips before pulling back with a wink, taking a look at his handy work. 

You could feel the slight sting. His bite wasn’t sharp enough to draw blood, but it was enough to make them puffy. “Are you proud of your handiwork?” 

“Mhm!~” Floyd pressed another kiss to your lips, but this time it was gentle, soothing the stinging sensation.

And you bit his lip back, deciding that you deserved some sweet vengeance.

Floyd pulled back, and the shocked look on his face turned into pure glee and he was doubled over laughing again. “Damn, Shrimpy! I should do that more often!~”

Wait, what?

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Tags: @azulashengrottospiano, @eynnwwyjth, @hydra-sea, @identity-theft-101, @krenenbaker, @officialdaydreamer00, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #floyd leech #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech x gn reader #sha la la la my oh my! go on and ~kiss da eel~ #we all know he would fucking bite reader's lips since he's a tall lil shit #also rip if you don't know how to ride a bike cuz neither does floyd; just pretend that you can for this [i can't ride a bike; we would die #red! #a first-time requester too! i can deliver more goods if you don't eat my damn cats. if you're nice and polite to me; you get treats #i don't really have much else to say; but i'm happy that i got to use the tandem bike prompt for floyd

[marblerose-rue]

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the hush of rain / scourge

#my art #do not copy trace or steal #scourge #warrior cats #wc #waca #wc art #scourge wc #blood #bloodclan #THIS. WAS SO TRICKY TO DO #tried a couple of new things out/drew things ive never rlly drawn before as like a test #and its like. i started late in the night its 1 am rn and i am tired #BUT I JUST FOUND OUT i didnt have homework this weekend and i convinced myself i did so hip hip hooray me #scourge is still one of my fave characters all he did was show up kill and die. good for him #ALL IN ALL i am happy and proud of this piece ^_^ #if i forget anything. please show me mercy #for i am my own worst enemy (drawing after 11 pm) #ANYWAY goodnight and goodmorning but mostly good night #actually hold that thought a little im hungry so goodnight after i figure out what i want to eat #i dont know how to draw puddles i kinda gave up its more prominent in the sketch

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

Ok I just read something that reminded me that Cat Noir in one episode says that he's lactose intolerant.

And I know that the evidence would suggest that this is JUST when he's Cat Noir, but I couldn't help but immediately think of this exact scenario:

(and also I memed it with a Doctor Who screencap, you're welcome)

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #nathalie sancoeur #cat noir #plagg #Plagg is a cheese gremlin which proves to be a problem when his holder turns out to be allergic to the stuff #This would explain why Plagg's worst nightmare is dairy free camembert #Bc I have tried that shit and it is NASTY #felt like eating melted plastic #TASTED like eaten melted plastic #Honestly I'D rather die than ever try it again so you know it's fair enough #Where was I going with this #Oh and I used a screenshot from Doctor Who because!!!!!!! Combining my special interests!!!!!!! Is a passion of mine!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

who here wanna kill a bitch w me

#HE MUST DIE #i will literally find a way to bring him to life #just so i can make him eat dirt #and shove my boots into his skull. #i have never wanted a fictional character dead more. #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #sonic idw #idw sonic #duo the cat #mimic the octopus

[medi-bee]

@simcardiac-arrested Wade is pretty cool. i kinda like him a little bit maybe.

#my art #rain world #me wondering if i should give him normal eyes or not. but my urge to always do big ol eyes won out FORGIVE ME #i'm not weird about them at all #i just kidna wanthim to #. #dont look too closely at the shirt i just stole it from google images LOL #i still don't know what the heck is going on with ancient masks. but lets pretend i do #PLEASE I HOPE THIS DOESNT GO AGAINST HIS FUTURE REF TOO BADLY #green cat did NOT want me to finish thisbtw #constantly trying to eat my pen and scratch at the screen. poor wade. im having to type around her rn #me when im drawing my own ocs: what is consistency. this is a completely different character than yesterday. i don't care #me drawing others' ocs: five different references pulled up do NOT CHANGE THE DESIGN AT ALL you'll DIE #i want to draw 2fi again. i want to draw so many things #but. sleepy time

[overtake]

content for a very small audience but i was experiencing major deja vu when daniel posted this

#i need my laptop back so badly i am going crazy without it #apple needs to get it back to me FAST #i could be gifing but instead i’m comparing ashton irwin and his brother to daniel and his nephew #something about the photos was just SO SIMILAR #but seriously i will die without my laptop #i use it for everything it is my best friend #i use it for tumblr and discord and twitter and reddit and obviously i am literally just always working on some kinda gifset or project #i have 80 million tabs open #i watch all my youtube and tv on my laptop #i miss her so much #i had to write a full essay on my ipad today #do u know how annoying it is to do mcgill guide footnotes on ipad microsoft word #my cat will suffer for what she did (be given endless love appreciation and kisses and experience zero consequeces) #i’m also very sick rn so i’m really just stream of consciousness-ing here #my grip on reality is quite loose #i need to eat some soup and go to bed

[showrunnerihardlyknowher]

It's sucks that you suddenly passed away 5 minutes ago :(. Sometimes I think I can still see you still posting. The hallucinations have not been kind :'(.

Your stories will always be deep within my heart for being one the few actually good ones in this accursed fandom on this site.

Rip May you rest in the hearts of people with good taste, and that of your three totally real kids who are surely grieving now.

[Sarah McLachlan's In The Arms of An Angel solemnly plays on the kazoo]

#ask #roxas-k #this is so cool ive always wanted to die!!! #do you think the borrowers will come out of my walls and eat my corpse like feral cats if im not found within a day or so

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

I know this is gonna sound gross and weird, but honestly if I die suddenly in my apartment, I hope my cats eat my face. I hope my body can help them survive until help arrives. I've trapped them with me, making them dependent on me for food, and I'm sure as hell not gonna use my body after I die. So I'm glad it could aid in the survival of other life. Also I plan on getting cremated anyway.

#my ramblings #not tf #i hate how people always say oh your cats wont hesitate to eat your face if you die #like good #my body isnt gonna be useful after decomp starts

[bananonbinary]

the autistic urge to just chug vinegar until i get sick because haha sour sharp fun

#worchestershire sauce too #i like to have very very strong flavor bc sensory seaking #and then get all surprised pikachu when i get overstimulated and miserable from it #disclaimer: i have never chugged these things. i WILL eat like a tablespoon of them straight tho #i have to STOP myself from just drinking them tho the same way i stop my cat from eating 4 pounds of cheese #i know its delicious. but you will die.

[feluka]

would you guys still love me if i dropped out

#🌻 #cause my parents sure wont! #i hinted at it and my mother started crying. ANYWAY she's got a point because 99% of my personality is school #what else do i got left. there's nothing i'm involved it. there are literally zero people who know my name outside of my family. #i'm not in any communities. i don't have any hobbies i'm pursuing seriously. i forgot everything i know about music. #art makes me want to scream and tear my hair out. even thinking about knitting makes my shoulder die. #do i just sit on my bed and rot? #it's a frightening thought that i wish i die before my parents because if they die first #and then i die nobody will discover me! i will ***literally*** rot in my bed because i have absolutely no contacts! #can my cats eat me now instead of waiting for me to go. i love them so much (that's the remaining 1%) #*battery low warning*

[lyrikmumare]

"message for scorpios for what to expect for THIS SOLSTICE 😆😆" do you want to trigger my ocd so fucking badly i don't take any potential advice you're going to give me bc you're scaring me more. fucking hate future-telling astrology and divination and witchcraft pls just leave me the fuck alone

#clyde.txt #they always say the same thing too like MAKE SURE TO START GETTING A MOVE ON ALL THOSE MAJOR LIFE PLANS YOU'VE BEEN COOKING UP 😋😝 #LIKE I KNOOOOOW BUT YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN FREEZE MODE A BIT AGAINCAUSE YOU'RE SCARING ME‼‼ I HAVE OCD AND YOU'RE SCARING ME‼‼ NOT HELPING #astrology is fun insofar as guessing and assigning fictional character's signs but good lord this is just evil and not helpful to me at all #literally don't tell me what to do or make me feel like if i don't do anything i'll die and live an unhappy life forever and have bad #things happen to me BC THAT'S HOW YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL‼‼ YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KMS EVEN IF I DON'T WANT TO #IDK WANT TO HAVE TO FUCKING. LIKE MANIFEST OR CHEAT THE LIFE SYSTEM yes i'm well aware i'm responsible for my own success and happiness #and i do indeed plan to do something about that hopefully sooner rather than later but also like.... i already worry enough i'll never be #happy and will just have no option other than to kms like.... like? shut up. i eat good food and pet my cats and hang out and talk to my #friends i don't need to be on the fucking grindset. but fine i'll call the stupid healthcare provider tomorrow. MAYBE #if u want me to realize my potential than how about we stop having a world and society that isn't hell 🤔🤨 how abt i don't feel valid in #feeling scared to leave the house...? 🤨🤨🤨🤨 #the problem is i feel justified with the way i feel abt the world so strongly that idk what's gonna happen that's gonna prove me wrong #and then i can't cope with it either .... which is why i need Mental Help. or epic money

[furrama]

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#I think tomorrow will be my cat's last day #She's 15 #And she's been going downhill #I have a vet appointment tomorrow #Last time I went I thought it was the end too but they thought she just needed some pain meds and fluids #It did help a little bit for a little while #But I really do think she's been suffering this whole time and I wish they had listened to me #Now I'm going to bring her in again and try to convince them that I don't want her to die for some convenience which is the vibe I got #She's not eating or drinking on her own she's not keeping much down when we give her some pain meds or water or bone broth #She can't walk far and she can barely meow #She's skin and bones and clearly dying #It's awful and I don't wish this on anyone #Pet keeper or pet