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Sage of Water...
Link: -taking out an empty glass bottle and scooping up some sludgy water for everyone to see- "It would be a bad idea to drink this right?"
Gathered Zora: -agreeable fish sounds-
Link: "Watch this..." -hands the bottle to Sidon- "Do that thing you do..."
Sidon: "You mean my divine given power to purify and control the flow of water? That thing the goddess bestowed upon me and my sister when we were infants?" -gestures to the water bottle- "You want me to use my powers on that? It's not a party trick!"
Link: -grins- "Come on...it'll be awesome."
Sidon: -pouts, crossing his arms- "No."
Link: "Seriously?" -tilts his head, gesturing to the gathered zora- "What about the children?"
Sidon: "Ugh! Fine!" -takes a hold of the bottle, causing its contents to clear before everyones very eyes- "...the stuff I do for you..."
Gathered Zora: -gasps of surprise and applause-
Link: -kisses the King on the cheek- "Thanks, honey."
Sidon: -grumbling fish noises-
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Link: "Zelda and I are no longer dating."
Zelda: "Link, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married."
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Link(he just jumped out a window): “SORRY I FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND” (Runs away cutely)
Yona: “…whAT”
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Zelda: The floor is lava!
Daruk: *helps Mipha onto the table*
Revali: *kicks Link off the sofa*
Link: *lays on the floor*
Zelda: ...Are you okay?
Link: *shakes his head 'no'*
Urbosa: *walks in the room*
Urbosa: Really?
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Link: can I talk about my collection now?
Zelda: what-
Link, already talking: this is my favorite lynel horn, it's tasty to lick
Zelda: why would you say that
Link: because it's true!
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Incorrect Quotes of the Kingdom Pt. 7 (Ft. FNaF)
Gregory: How do you even pronounce 'gif'?
Tulin: As opposed to...?
Gregory: Jif.
Link: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Gregory: Hate that. Leave.
Link: What gif I don't want to?
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Link: New alignment idea, chaotic lawful. I have a strict moral code, but no one can figure out what it is.
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Vanessa: You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
Michael: I went to the park today.
Vanessa: There we go! I hope you got something from that.
Michael: *opens jacket* This duck.
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Link: *ordering a cake over the phone.*
Shop employee: "Uh-huh. Would you like your cake to say anything?
Link: *covers phone and looks at everyone.* Do we want a talking cake?
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Link: Ah, I used to play back in my gory days.
Tulin: You mean glory days?
Link: That to.
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Vanessa: I really like Eminem.
Gregory: I prefer skittles.
Glamrock Freddy: I think she means the rapper.
Gregory: Why would you eat the wrapper?!
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Sonia: We call that a traumatic experience.
Rauru: *to Link* Not a "bruh moment".
Teba: *to Tulin* Not "sadge".
Glamrock Freddy: *to Gregory* And definitely not "oof lmao".
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Springtrap: Enough! How dare you mock me in this manner?!
Michael: How would you like to be mocked? I'm taking requests.
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Link: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Rauru: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Link: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I've never met a burger I couldn't eat.
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Roxy: If I didn't know any better, I would say you're impressed.
Gregory: But you do know better.
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Gregory: You... you said I could trust you. You said you were a gamer!
Tulin: I only play mobile games...
Gregory: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Cassie: Did you ever like... have a pet run away and find it or anything?
Gregory: I had a lizard I burnt.
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Gregory: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.
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Link: What are you, five?
Ganondorf: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Link: ....
Ganondorf: I'm sorry, please don't kick my ankles again.
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Purah: If Coca-Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.
Link: Removing the rust, obviously.
Rauru: That is NOT how it works.
Tulin: I've been drinking Coca-Cola for years and my body is rust free. Check and mate, my good sir.
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Springtrap: Name ONE bad thing I've done this week.
Henry: Do you want the list organized by date, location, or amount of people hurt?
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Michael: Yes, I make a lot of bad decisions that put me and other people in danger.
Henry: ... and?
Michael: Nah, that's it.
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Sonia: Are you worried?
Zelda: About what? But yes.
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Gregory: Your vibes, m'lord.
Link: Check them for me, my court jester.
Tulin: *faint jingling followed by a thud.*
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Glamrock Freddy: Guys, I just walked past the nightguard watching Naruto on her phone.
Monty: You fool, that's her training video.
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Glamrock Chica: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie and not the frosting part. Deal with it.
Glamrock Freddy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
*Gregory, Tulin, and Link burst through the wall in a go-kart, all wearing 8-bit sunglasses.*
Link: YO SOCRATES, IT'S A FREAKIN' COOKIE!
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Michael: Do you take constructive criticism?
Gregory: I take cash or credit.
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Vanessa: Why are you like this?
Michael: I used "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and have never felt emotions since.
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Link: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute crap. Consider your life privileges revoked.
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Link: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my Lefts?
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Rauru: Did you say "arson"?
Link: Oh, sorry, I meant "crime brûlée".
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Vanessa: At this point, my coping mechanisms are probably worse than my problems.
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Gregory: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Michael: You're too young to have enemies.
Gregory: You don't even know.
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Link: I've never met a problem that couldn't be solved by a spontaneous musical number!
Revali: I will steal your liver.
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Vanessa: Gregory is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Glamrock Freddy: Wait, why?
Vanessa: Because I've caught them trying to train the racoons in the yard five nights in a row.
Gregory: *pouting* You'll be thanking me when the third racoon battalion saves you.
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Henry: Keep empty, wrapped boxes under the Christmas tree. When a kid misbehaves, throw one into the fire.
William: But what do I do when I run out of kids?
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Gregory: *in a derogatory tone* Weatherboy.
Mimic: What does that mean?
Gregory: Wouldn't you like to know, Weatherboy.
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Link: *is being buried alive.*
Ganondorf: How are you eating the dirt so quickly?!
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Link: If you hear weird noises at night, make weirder noises to assert dominance.
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Tulin: If chickens were big enough to eat us, do you think they would?
Sidon: Without question.
Gregory: Without remorse.
Link: *with fear in his eyes* Without hesitation.
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Gregory: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
Link: Why stop at just knives?
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Revali: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Link: I'm aware of that.
Revali: But then you and I had some time together.
Link: Uh-huh?
Revali: It did not get better.
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Link: That one friend that's always cold.
Happy Mask Salesman: *wearing three jumpers, a scarf, and buried under a blanket pile with a hot water bottle* I'm cold.
Link: You're ALWAYS cold.
Link: But I'll be DAMNED if you're not my friend.
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*Hylia sits back, chilling on the couch with Din, Nayru and Farore during Link's journey*
Hylia: Oh shit, did I forget to do something before the hero reached this part? Oops, surely, it can't be *that* hard to get through, right?
Hylia: Naaaah he got this, just a bit back and forth between this time and that time... I do that all the time
Hylia:
Hylia: Lemme send blessings real quick brb
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twitter: @twtfromhyrule
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*smooching noises*
Sidon, gasping: oh! Woah-
Muzu: Prince Sidon! Hello?
Link: Muzu!
Sidon: ow!
Link: what’s he gonna think when he sees his prince like this with me?!
Sidon: uh, lucky prince?
Link: just-just-just—
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Zelda: "I feel like doing something stupid."
Link: "I’m stupid, do me."
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Ghirahim: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Zant: Mine just says "Zant, no."
Ghirahim: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Mipha to Link: I think I'm falling for you.
Link: ...
Revali: Then get up.
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