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headcanonsandmore · 3 months

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Seventh Doctor: Well, that was a fine day of sightseeing in Ancient Rome, Ace. Here's our lodging house for the night, but it appears they've already closed. How can we alert them to let us in? Ace McShane: *rooting through her bag* Hang on, professor; I've got this. *ten minutes later* Landlord: So that's ten sestertii for two rooms, and twenty sestertii for the door-

#doctor who incorrect quotes #incorrect doctor who quotes #source: asterix the gladiator by renee goscinny and albert underzo #seventh doctor #ace mcshane #doctor who

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calimera62 · 2 years

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Astérix: fight me

Obélix: (from directly behind Astérix while showing his fist) do not touch him if you ever want to see the light of day again

#Asterix #astérix #obélix #incorrect quotes

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jimalver · 1 year

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Caesar: So, indomitable Gauls. At last we meet.

Asterix: We've met, Julius, you half-wit!

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#asterix #incorrect quotes #source: buffy the vampire slayer #ils sont fous ces romains #this is more or less canon

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daandyli0n · 2 years

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Oc Incorrect Quotes: Creeper Lady Edition

ahem: asterix my beloved

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(context: dream decided to come after tommy. who then proceeded to run to asterix)

dream: You're cute when you're angry.

asterix, with a terrified tommy behind her: Then I'm about to get real f**kin' adorable.

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asterix: Truth or dare?

sam and quackity: Truth.

asterix: When was the last time you slept?

sam and quackity: ...Dare.

asterix: Go to bed.

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asterix: When there's too much drama at school,

*whatever the f**k was going on with the dream team post-nov. 16th*

all you gotta do is-

*heading off to l'manberg*

🎶Walk away-yay-yay.🎶

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that's all i've got for now.

#dsmp oc #oc: asterix #oc incorrect quotes

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pandemoniumonwheels · 2 years

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Rand: Why there's a cut on my throat?

Moiraine: You know, I don’t think there are good or bad situations. If I had to sum up my life today with you, I’d say that this is firstly meetings, people who gave me their hands may be at a moment when I couldn’t, when I was alone at home. And it is a bit curious to realize that coincidences and meetings forge a destiny because when you have the taste of the thing, when you have the taste of the well done thing, the beautiful gesture, sometimes you don’t find the speaker, I’d say, the mirror which helps you to progress.

#incorrect quotes #asterix & obelix #moiraine sedai #monologue d'otis #it is very incorrect #because there's no way she would say so many words #wot on prime #the wheel of time #wot show #wot show spoilers #wot prime spoilers

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incorrectkumokoquotes · 3 years

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Sue, taking out sword: I don’t like it when people talk to my brother.

Wrath: But… Your brother doesn’t interest me… I was just trying to…

Sue: You don’t like my brother?

Wrath: No no, of course I like your brother…

Sue: AH SO YOU LIKE MY BROTHER! SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK—

#incorrect kumoko #this is a submission #kumo desu ga nani ka #incorrect quotes #so i'm a spider so what #sue #wrath #source: asterix

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onikiribattousai · 3 years