tubbo: how do you do that?
tommy: i'm fearless.
tubbo: i saw you run from a wasp yesterday. you flailed around and tripped over a chair. it was both hysterical and sad.
tommy: i'm mostly fearless.
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Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?
Tubbo: oh, no, we did
Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways
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Wilbur: Tommy. Die.
Tommy, furious: Kill me yourself, dickhead!!
Tubbo: Tommy, he means the dice. It's your turn to roll.
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Tubbo: Tell Tommy about the birds and the bees.
Ranboo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Tommy: two years ago, I married my best friend.
Tommy: Molly and Ranboo are still mad about it, but Tubbo and I were doing a vid and thought it’d be funny.
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Tommy: Yesterday I married my best friend.
Tommy: My girlfriend’s still mad about it, but Tubbo and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
i need you guys to understand the first time Tommy suggested this over 1 and 1/2 years ago, i lost my shit laughing at the simple IDEA of them getting married and then immediately divorced for the lols
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Techno: Why are Tommy and Tubbo sitting with their backs to each other?
Phil: They had a fight.
Techno: Then why are they holding hands?
Phil: They get sad when they fight.
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tommy: what if i start mixing energy drinks and black coffee?
tubbo: hell yeah, there's no god here to judge us.
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Tubbo: *plays shreksophone*
Tubbo: Woo.
Tubbo: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
Tommy: ...Genius coping mechanism, my friend.
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Wilbur: I kissed Quackity.
Tommy: ...Wow.
Tommy: I owe Tubbo so much money.
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Tommy: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza.
Tubbo: What?
Tommy: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom.
Tubbo: So a calzone?
Tommy: You can’t just name things I dream up!
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content creator oneshots
TOMMYINNIT
body art
15 minutes
music taste
real date ❌️ fake date ✅️
stonehenge nerd
southern accent
sickeningly adorable
five, cinco, funf, cincq, 'elima
TUBBO
ten kisses
colors
stressed out "like the twenty one pilots song?"
mini streamer meetup + y/n the cashier
RANBOO
stream kisses
minor nosocomephobia
its okay to not be okay
burnout
youre too pretty to cry
our closet
short circuit romance
GENLOSS! RANBOO
escape
sun killer
FREDDIE BADLINU
he likes to spoil you and you feel bad
hair dye
mcc cheerleader
you belong with me
a night inside
q&a stream
editing attention
QUACKITY
tattooed lover
vinecraft
living together
ylyl
tiktok challenge
long distance relationship
softlaunch ❌ hardlaunch ✅
award show
idioma
2019-2021 era
platonic romantic partners
cosplayer partner
it couple
NIHACHU
hair dye
KARL JACOBS
clingy partner
FOOLISH GAMERS
flustered confessions
SLIMECICLE
minecraft tutorial
CELLBIT
stalking the y/u/n edit tag
stream starting soon
PHILZA (platonic only)
none here yet! leave a request!
DUOS/TRIOS/GROUPS
snapback bros ; australian accent
karlity ; ireland, land of the free, home of the brave
handsome bros ; australian accent
handsome bros ; tubbathon
JUICYFRUITSNACKS
asylum
EDDIEVR
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JOSHDUB
accents
DUOS/TRIOS/GROUP
the boys ; incorrect quotes
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