#incorrect the dark artifices

[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Klaus: You know, I was starting to think that was a rumour Rebekah made up, like the Loch Ness Monster or the Bermuda Triangle.

Stefan: Rebekah made up the Bermuda Triangle?

Klaus: Don't be ridiculous, Stefan. That was Kol.

#source: the dark artifices #klaus mikaelson #stefan salvatore #rebekah mikaelson #kol mikaelson #tvd #tvdu #the originals #the originals incorrect quotes #tvdu incorrect quotes

[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #the dark artifices #tda #the mortal instruments #tmi #magnus lightwood bane #magnus bane #alec lightwood bane #alec lightwood #lily chen #mark blackthorn #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #tmi incorrect quotes #the mortal instruments incorrect quotes #incorrect tmi quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #downworlder-shadowhunter alliance

[okayclaryfray]

TSC characters as inaccurate memes I stumbled upon

Simon while dating Clary:

Jace:

Clary and Julian:

Clary telling Simon about kissing her brothers:

Dru about that aunt from England:

Clary around Jocelyn:

Anyone about Sebastian:

Jace:

#tsc incorrect quotes #tsc #tmi gang #the dark artifices #shadowhunters #clary fairchild #jace herondale #simon lewis #simon lovelace #sebastian morgenstern #dru blackthorn #julian blackthorn #jocelyn fairchild #cassandra clare #books #lord of shadows #juless my love #part 1

[arcs-01]

Kit in end of TDA *

Kit : isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and yet look so good?

#incorrect quotes #kit herondale #tda #the dark artifices #twp #the wicked powers #ty blackthorn #cassandra clare #kit x ty #kit herondale x ty blackthorn #livvy blackthorn #ash morgenstern #dru blackthorn #anush joshi #thais pedroso #jaime rosales #emma carstairs #the last king of faerie

[wessasbitch]

Emma: sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Mark: the cow??

Emma: what?

Julian: Mark, W H Y?

#shadowhunters #tsc #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #mark blackthorn #the dark artifices #tda

[mayaheronthorn]

*on Clace's wedding*

Kit: *seeing Ty in a suit again* bloodymotherfuckingshitimgonnalieonthisgroundandlethimsteponmegodgloriousimnotyourstrongestsoldier

Jem: Was that some new kind of demon language??

#ty blackthorn #the dark artifices #kit herondale #kit x ty #the wicked powers #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #tsc #kit ty #kitty #jem carstairs #twp #tsc incorrect quotes

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: What do you think of Sel?

Alice: Smug bastard. His hair’s to good. I don’t trust people with hair that good.

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #selwyn kane #alice chen #bree matthews #source: the shadowhunter chronicles #source: the dark artifices #source: lord of shadows

[malecftmaxrafe]

Jace: No one calls Jonathan Christopher Wayland Morgenstern Herondale Lightwood a thief.

Alec: No one’s got the time.

#tsc incorrect quotes #jace herondale #alec lightwood #jalec (tsc) #the mortal instruments #the dark artifices #the shadowhunters chronicles #source: zack and cody

[secretly-a-catamount]

Alec: It’s the gift that keeps giving!  Will: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!  Jem: It’s the boat that keeps sailing!  Annabel: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!

#alec lightwood #jem carstairs #will herondale #annabel blackthorn #incorrect quotes #memes #good ol’ fashioned homegrown memes #source: unknown #the shadowhuter chronicles #the mortal instruments #the infernal devices #the dark artifices #this was spawned out of my completely self-indulgent AU where Annabel (and Malcom) aren’t evil #Mostly because the idea of #malec #herongraystairs #and #malcabel #being friends is so funny to me #idk if this is anything #but if people like it #I might make more

[culiehua]

Tessa: I just caught my toddler baptizing her barbie in the cat's waterbowl. Then, naturally, like one does, sucked all of the water out of the barbie's hair and did a nice refreshed "ahh!" afterwards.

#tessa gray #the infernal devices #the shadowhunter chronicles #jem carstairs #mina carstairs #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #the mortal instruments #will herondale #kit herondale #brother zachariah #the last hours #the dark artifices #jem x tessa #the wicked powers #ke jian ming #cassandra clare #lucie herondale #james herondale #you know how magnus says alec keeps surprising him #this but it's tessa's 4 kids always finding new ways to drive her insane

[caylenqueen]

Cristina, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

#tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #the dark artifices #tda #cristina mendoza rosales #cristina rosales #incorrect quotes #incorrect tda quotes #tda incorrect quotes

[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Rebekah to Elijah: I can't believe you are going. The minute you leave, Kol and Klaus start treating me like a servant.

Kol: Servants get paid.

Rebekah, poking Elijah in the chest with an index finger: See? See what I mean?

#its hard to be the youngest in big family #source: the dark artifices #kol mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #the originals #tvdu #tvd #the originals incorrect quotes

[kaitcreates]

Mark: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Julian: You were putting it in cold water?

Emma: Mark. Answer the question, Mark.

Mark: Yeah? I though for, like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water, what the fuck???

Kit: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Cristina: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Kit: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Cristina: It takes less than a minute.

Emma: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Cristina: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Emma: Like seven minutes.

Kieran: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes.

Julian: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?

Dru: Every single person in this family is a fucking lunatic.

Ty: Do none of you own a kettle?

#shadowhunters #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #the dark artifices #tda #mark blackthorn #julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #kit herondale #cristina rosales #kieran kingson #dru blackthorn #ty blackthorn #shadowhunter incorrect quotes #incorrect the dark artifices quotes

[arcs-01]

Ty : What's wrong with the way I dress ?

Kit : You know , some people might say that all the black kind of clothes makes you look like an evil villain.

#incorrect quotes #kit herondale #ty blackthorn #twp #the wicked powers #tda #the dark artifices #cassandra clare #kit x ty #kit herondale x ty blackthorn #livvy blackthorn #ash morgenstern #dru blackthorn #jaime rosales #anush joshi #thais pedroso #the last king of faerie

[toescapetherealityoflife]

Dru: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Dru: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

#Incorrect wicked power quotes #the dark artifices #sobh #the shadowhunter chronicles #the wicked powers #twp #kit x ty #ty blackthorn #kit and ty #kit herondale #kit herongraystairs #dru blackthorn #ash fairchild #ash morgenstern

[mayaheronthorn]

Emma: Ty and Kit refused to eat dinner with us

Julian: What? Why?

Emma: Dunno, they said they have some "important things" to do *wiggling her eyebrows*

Julian: *running up the stairs, banging on Ty's door* OPEN UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT! CHRISTOPHER HERONDALE I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!

Ty: *opening the door* What the hell are you doing?

Kit:*sitting on the floor, mouth full of cookies, doing puzzles* ....They are Star Wars limited edition, didn't know you were a fan

Emma: *running after Julian* I WAS KIDDING

#kit herondale #ty blackthorn #the dark artifices #the wicked powers #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #kit x ty #tsc #kit ty #kitty #twp #julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #tsc incorrect quotes