#is absolutely ridiculous

[vldsideblog]

Ok so I like to think that Keith has really thick wavy coarse hair, (I’m definitely not projecting) when he was younger and in the system he had no fucking idea of how to get it to behave. It was super coarse and if he brushed it, it would only get frizzy and be even harder to deal with.

Any foster parents he had that bothered to notice what a mess his hair was, didn’t really know how to care for textured hair and usually just made it worse.

People tried to get him to cut it shorter but he wouldn’t let anyone near it. (He’s skittish around other people, and likes that he can hide behind his bangs.) eventually they gave up trying to mess with it.

When he met Adam and Shiro he still wasn’t aware of the fact that his hair was in-fact not straight, and just kept trying to brush it down into a manageable mop. Adam (a wavy haired king) automatically recognized the puffy mess as uncared for wavy hair and started giving him tips to deal with it. Like using lots of conditioner, for the love of god not dry brushing it, and scrunching it while damp to better form curl clumps.

At first Keith thought this was stupid and too much work, but eventually realized that he liked how it looked a lot better, and the annoying frizziness was under control.

Then the Kerberos mission happened and he stopped caring. His hair became a rats nest again and he usually just tied the longer parts back.

Then he got launched into space and got stuck being a defender of the universe. So between training during his free time, and doing his paladin duties he didn’t really have time.

Until Lance saw Keith after a shower one day with his hair still damp and realized that Keith’s hair actually wasn’t that horrible, he just wasn’t taking care of it. He then forced Keith into his hair care boot camp, and refused to leave him alone about it until he actually took care of his hair. (Lance is absolutely not pining for Keith and how soft his hair looks if he actually conditions it. And he’s definitely not using this as a chance to spend more time with him. Lance would never to something like that.)

Eventually it just becomes a part of his routine, and boy does he thrive with routine. (He has a touch of the tism. More than a touch actually) and just keeps going with it.

He’ll tie it up when training sometimes, as it got longer over the years he braided the back to keep it out of the way.

I just like thinking about these silly little headcannons

#vld #keith kogane #voltron #voltron legendary defender #keith voltron #keith headcanon #character headcanons #hcs #broganes #autistic keith #pre kerberos #galra keith #lance mcclain #wavy hair #thick hair #the amount of conditioner I have to use #is absolutely ridiculous #does this partly come from the idea #that he bonds with Adam and Lance this way #they both have textured hair as well #yes #yes it does #adashi #curly hair lance

[twopoppies]

hi gina, i was just wondering what your thoughts are about the whole "bradrry" narrative? people on twitter are going insane with the amount of possible explanations and conspiracies and it's kind of doing my head in and so i need some of your wisdom sprinkled into my mind if that's okay

You lost me at “people on Twitter”.

#Sorry love but literally every theory they have about bradrry #is absolutely ridiculous

[greyias]

Please games industry, I'm not going to spend any money nor time on the TERF-Fund disguised as a video game. Stop trying to shove it down my throat

#the amount of e-mails i've gotten #from best buy and games stop and steam #is absolutely ridiculous #and pathetic #i do not want to play this stupid game #leave me alone #it's so transparent that a lot of money was sunk into it #and it's absolutely crashing and burning #i was literally just trying to find information #if i could pre-order a game on bestbuy and somehow play it through steam #because i do not want to be forced on whatever monstrosity ea is trying to require #it had nothing to do with this game #and yet it's still constantly being suggested to me #Youtube

[bobatrait]

update on the sim reqs?

(disclaimer: this is not aimed at whoever sent this message specifically; yours is just the latest one i received!)

long story short, i’m putting a pause on sim requests for the time being & i don’t know when (or if) i’ll start doing them again. i’ve been dealing with quite a lot irl and haven’t been able to set aside enough time to do them. but mostly i’m stopping requests because of the overwhelming amount of asks i’ve received about them. this is one of the few nice ones but the amount of people i’ve had yelling at me or complaining is unreal. i understand it’s been a long time but i think some of you forget that there’s actual people behind these accounts with jobs and lives outside of the sims. so until i have enough time (and mental energy) to do these requests again, i wont be posting any more for the foreseeable future.

#ask #update #sometimes i feel like leaving this community #most of u guys are great #but the amount of times i’ve been yelled at over these sims #that i offered to make FOR FREE #is absolutely ridiculous

[imaharrie]

I mean WC winners being usually European teams is a fact so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and? the current champion is South American so like it or not he had to eat his own words

#and diminishing South American football #when literally EVERY european team has south american players #is absolutely ridiculous #some of the most expensive players in the world are from this continent #he sounded dumb as fuck lmao #europe is more competitive based on the fact that they have 5 times more countries #and also have the biggest amount of qualifications places so statistically speaking that gives the continet bigger chances of winning it #but I digress

[aangarchy]

One of my favorite moments in the finale is Sokka using his pristine acting skills to announce to the whole airship that they will be celebrating a birthday during one of the most important missions in fire nation history, and then everyone on the crew collecting in the drop chamber like they were asked and acting like it's the most normal thing ever because apparently it's common to have birthday parties on fire nation war vessels during extermination missions.

#it's just the best #like not only is the dialogue one of the best jokes in the show #the whole circumstance surrounding the situation is absolutely ridiculous and i love it so much #avatar the last airbender #atla #avatar #sokka

[antlergrave]

what the hell Peeta working at fazbear's 🤨🤨⁉️

#i miss my absolute godawful ridiculous crush for him as a child #cant believe Peeta is canon in fnaf #josh hutcherson #michael afton #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #i still cant get over it help #childhood crush #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #mike afton #im well aware that his last name is proooobably not actually Afton and it's just Schmidt #but idc i just wanna draw Josh as Mike 🫡🫡🫡

[vynnyal]

So let me get this straight:

Hollow knight is about the journey of a small creature possessing the corpse of a god's discarded child, and the character arc that unfolds as they realize they're more than the path they were set to take, eventually defeating the corruption instead of merely postponing inevitable destruction.

Rain world is about the journeys and experiences of many small creatures sent by a bunch of gossiping computers, and the efforts to help stop the destruction caused by a corrupted god that unfolds over hundreds of years, all to postpone his inevitable death.

Man, video games are fun!

#rain world spoilers #hollow knight spoilers #gonna ruin both games in one fell swoop for y'all kekekek #I have SO MANY THOUGHTS about rainworld rn #I also have many thoughts about hk but I've been sharing those for years already #Truthfully I haven't talked to Moon in the final campaign yet #I'm afraid to #Rain world plays like a novel you can't set down #Every time you open the game there's more to see #Not to mention just how ridiculously high the skill floor can get #You can absolutely play the game without learning any tech or even caring about the lore at all #But when you really get into it? Aw man it's just absolutely infatuating #hollow knight #art #rain world

[zhongrin]

talking with a friend the other day gave me ideas....

sulky hubbies being ignored in favor of their own (representative animals/chibi) plushies.

zhongli hiding the rex lapis plushie under the mattress with murder™️ in his eyes (idea: crack short comic series where he regularly 'fights' with said plushie, titled: "how to dispose of your rival dragon")

human al haitham silently seething across the coffee table with his book being stuck on page 67 for the past hour as i read one of his favorite books outloud to the plushie al haitham while cradling it close to my chest. "haha are you mad because someone took your favorite pillo-" "where's the rent this month, kaveh?" ".... 🖕"

wriothesley coming into his office to see an impostor shark plushie sitting on his usual seat at our afternoon tea time. "mister sharksley asks for seconds when i give him my milkshakes, i like him!" sigewinne says. wriothesley feels the world has ended. his wife and child has been taken away from him /dramatic

#rin releases a plot bunny into the wild #rin selfships #zhongrin #meitham #wrin #kinda wanna draw the zhongli comic lmaoooooo #panel 1: zhongli's eyes // panel 2: plushie's eyes from behind glass // panel 3: zhongli glaring at the washing machine as it starts up // #panel 4: mei passing by looking at zhongli 'babe wyd' 'scoping out the competition' '???????' #these are all such good materials for short comic lbrh #just a 4-koma series of absolute ridiculous hilarity

[the-kipsabian]

saw a take so fucking rancid on twitter i almost deleted the entire app from my phone jesus fucking christ

first of all ao3 is an archive site. this is like going to the library and saying "oh i dont like this" on every piece of media you find that you dislike and thinking they should be stamped with some sort of a marker just cause you didnt like it

you can always click back and leave. fic writers owe you nothing to explain themselves and their creations. if they have mistagged or miscategorized fics, then i understand, however there are report tools for that instead of yelling at the artist tbh

im not saying free works arent necessarily above criticism. but this is just. fucking wild. its common courtesy to just enjoy stuff (or fucking leave if you dont, the back button is free) and if the artist specifically asks for critiques, then give one - constructive that is, shitting all over someones work is not proper criticism, mind you

i just find it fucking wild people are treating art and archive sites as social media these days like this and everything needs to be policed and ~catered to the algorithm~ like. no. ao3 doesnt have an algorithm. you should be able to fucking tell what you like and what you dont like and steer away from that kind of content and let people fucking be with their art. they dont owe you anything (except trigger warnings i'd argue, but i know some people disagree with that as well for some reason), and imagine how much more energy you'd have if you only engaged with things you liked and spent time looking at instead of going to places where you dont enjoy yourself. let alone spending time telling other people you dont enjoy what they enjoy. what a fucking life

#like what the fuck #where is the common courtesy of fandoms these days im just fucking asking. its ridiculous #the back button is free. shutting your fucking mouth is free. constructive criticism when people ask for it is nice but only then #these are fucking basic level fandom engagement things #am i old or are people just this fucking awful now that these guidelines dont exist anymore #im just. ough #sorry i had to get this out. idk as someone who has never left unsolicited advice for anyone and never gotten it back it just #it fucking grinds me that people are like this now. like fucking wow #ive been here for almost two decades soon and i still know how to behave. yall better fucking learn #im gonna go back to video game sorry i really needed to yell for a hot fucking second #if you choose to reblog this dont fucking clown on it okay. god #night is an absolute mess on main

[demi-pixellated]

But I'm not so strong,

...And they're not gone

#Five Nighs at Freddy's #fnaf #fnaf 4 #fnaf crying child #fredbear #fnaf foxy #fnaf bonnie #fnaf chica #fnaf nightmare #fnaf freddy #plushtrap #MSPaint Draw #fanart #in a turn absolutely NO ONE saw coming: Five Nights at Freddy's #and it's not even bc of the movie #but bc ytube decided to put the Living Tombstone songs from 9yrs ago into my recs with absolutely zero prompting #and they're FIRE of course so now I'm in Deep #just the speed at which me n juls went 0 to 80 on it is entirely ridiculous #personally upsetting

[mehh141]

Morning Captain 🥱

#this thing took waaaaay more time that it should’ve #i wish you had seen the whole process lmao #its ridiculous #the amount of times I’ve redrawn everything lmao #thank god its done #and now it should absolutely flop #cause thats how it always works #captain john price #captain price #john price #captain price fanart #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #modern warfare #task force 141 #call of duty fanart #barry #barry sloane #captain john price x reader

[800db-cloud]

is this anything

#pikmin #splatoon #pikmin louie #louie pikmin #captain olimar #olimar #president pikmin #pikmin president #era.png #to be clear: i dont play splatoon nor do i know much about it! #but i’ve seen the results and reactions to the latest splatfest and wooo boy… #TO BE CLEAR AGAIN! i do not hate shiver nor do i think anybody actually hates them either #but it is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS how they’ve won FIVE TIMES IN A ROW! #just my two cents on the matter — don’t go sending people threats. i only thought this would be funny to draw

[drieddpetals]

i just want to remind everyone that, since the grishaverse is kinda sorta based on the victorian era, and since wealthy victorian families dressed their toddlers (girls or boys) in dresses, and wylan was very wealthy growing up, there are definitely family portraits in existence of baby wylan wearing one of those goofy ass victorian baby dresses

#i could yap about victorian era fashion for DAYS #i did an entire three month school project on it and i still feel like i don't know enough #god it's just so cool #there were so many intricacies #hair lockets ????? #mourning clothes ???? #the absolute ridiculousness of mourning wear for women ????? #the slow integration of color the later the mourning period #it's just so cool to me #anyway soc fandom are we seeing the comedic potential for baby wylan in one of those stupid ass baby dresses #cause i sure am #six of crows #six of crows fandom #soc #wylan van eck #soc fandom

[astranyx]

So I'm sure you've all seen this picture before:

It's gotten a surprising amount of use here on Tumblr. So allow me to regail you with the tale of how it came to be.

A while back, (like five or so years) Facebook would not stop inundating me with an ad for a "build it yourself" Hurdy Gurdy kit. Naturally I complained about it to my friend group since it was absolutely ridiculous. Well after about three or so months I finally broke down and bought the damn thing. This immediately prompted my best friend @thevoidwatches to make an edit of the popular Garfield propaganda meme to read "You are not immune to the Hurdy-gurdy." And we all had a good laugh about it. Void ended up helping me build the Hurdy-gurdy which was a very fun time, even though the cursed thing sounds like a dying cat. But even still it's a very beautiful to look at piece so I keep it around.

A bit of time passes and @theshitpostcalligrapher opened their askbox to get some good good shitposts to make calligraphy of, and naturally I had to get the meme immortalized. However I didn't remember the wording void used for some damn reason, and ended up submitting "I am not immune to the Hurdy-gurdy"

So why am I telling you all this? Well 2023 just ended and my friend group did our holiday gift exchange. And when I opened up my gift I found out that my best friend @anonforlackofabettername commissioned shits to make me a truly curséd thing.

BEHOLD:

A new and improved version of the infamous "I am not immune to the Hurdy-gurdy"!

Apparently anne got pictures of the damned Hurdy-gurdy to send to shits for the drawing right in front of me, and I had no idea what their true purpose was for.

It goes without saying that I absolutely love and adore this gift. Now I just gotta find somewhere to hang it up.

#this is one of my favorite gifts I've gotten #it's absolutely ridiculous #calligraphy #shitposts

[nyaskitten]

When it comes to the movie redesigns, the only one I dislike is Jay, I can't explain it but these do NOT feel like the same guy to me I'm not fond of it.

He feels. Baby-ish.

#for the record i LOVE the movie redesigns #except for jay #maybe im just being ridiculous #but part of it is like . in association w/ the fact that in the 11-min era he feels more stupid and childish #which i absolutely despise #you can have a funny character without having them be stupid and annoying #ninjago #raine's rambles #jay ninjago #ninjago jay #jay walker