#it counts unfortunately :

[mysterycitrus]

let dick grayson have sex with a man on page

#unfortunately outsiders 2003 was off panel so. doesn’t count. #dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics #spokes

[pinkd3mon]

Dealing with Trauma while being King Dedede

Bonus:

Dealing with Trauma while being Taranza

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #taranza #king dedede #meta knight #elfilin #gooey kirby #dark matter kirby #meta knight can be counted as part of dedede's trauma for comedic effect #not every trauma he has is about being possessed guys #it's just unfortunate coincidental that most of it is #he isn't resentful of anyone really #but imagine having a deep seeded fear by trauma of insects and this fucker you call your friend is like 'thank god im a spider' #and you just have to deal with the technicalities #dedede lives such a sick and twisted life #originally taranza said 'beforehand i'd like to apologixe' but i thought it was overkilled #meta knight is not aware he's part of the problem #im sorry for not coloring anything this wont change

[lokiprincess]

Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

#my edit #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoueedit #tvedit #movietvetc #the baudelaire orphans #the baudelaire children #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #count olaf #esme squalor #justice strauss #lemony snicket #kit snicket #jacques snicket #olivia caliban #the baudelaires #your queue is here!

[tarragonthedragon]

i think if the Baudelaire children had pretended to be fooled by one of Olaf's disguises immediately he would have been so thrown he would have outed himself on the spot

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #count olaf #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #meta #queue

[shima-draws]

The fact that One Piece has CONTINUOUSLY done character death fakeouts to the point where when someone dies you EXPECT them to turn around and say oh actually haha I survived jk lol not dead. But it’s all just a setup. They’re doing this to me on purpose so that when someone ACTUALLY dies for realsies and STAYS dead it is going to Hurt. And I am not Ready for that,

#I lost count of how many characters Oda has killed off and then they show up 10 episodes later alive and well #THE EXPECTATION IS BEING SET UP. I’m going to get too used to this. #When someone REALLY dies I will not be Okay #(And unfortunately I know exactly who it is 😔) #Anyway it’s a genius tactic and it makes me so angry. IT’S SO CLEVER. #’Oh yeah so and so died but it’s fine I’m sure they’ll be back in a couple episodes’ #Oda: Haha yeah :)))))) #One Piece #Shima speaks

[fanonical]

to be fair to count olaf’s ridiculous cover names, he does come from a universe where ‘lemony snicket’ is just something you can name a baby

#A Series of Unfortunate Events #ASoUE #Count Olaf

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

asoue + tumblr

#lemony snicket #jacquelyn scieszka #mr. poe #count olaf #fernald widdershins #henchperson of indeterminate gender #esmé squalor #carmelita spats #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #text post meme

[whipcreamsucks]

edit: now with a pt. 2

#hyperspecific poll #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #lemony snicket #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #count olaf

[athena-theunicorn]

The Baudelaires: That's count Olaf! Every adult in a five mile radius: Don't be ridiculous.

#these poor kids #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #the baudelaire children #the baudelaire orphans #a series of unfortunate events quotes #a series of unfortunate events #a series of unfortunate quotes #incorrect quotes #asoue #asoue netflix #asoue books #asoue fandom #count olaf #lemony snicket

[zharaely]

On the topic of birthdays...

We don't know the Original Cale Henituse's birthday, but just imagine the Henituse Family celebrating Cale's birthday. And Cale has to awkwardly play along even though he knows it isn't HIS birthday they're celebrating. While the Henituse Family is also awkward because it's been years since they got to celebrate Cale's birthday properly, but they wanted to take the chance this time now that they've gotten closer (except it's too late now). But they notice Cale's discomfort throughout the entire celebration even though he tries to hide it. Things snowball from there.

Or maybe when the day comes, Cale isn't aware that it's his body's birthday. So while everyone else is dropping hints about it being a special day, Cale is just confused about why they're acting so weird. It eventually leads the Henituse Family to misunderstand thinking Cale got so busy during or after the war that he forgot his own birthday.

(After Cale realizes, he'd also send Kim Rok Soo a gift via the God of Death. Fortunately, no churches were harmed after that conversation, but only a god's pride.)

This also works vice versa with the Original Cale Henituse in Kim Rok Soo's body. Maybe the Original Kim Rok Soo wasn't known to celebrate his birthday (with other people, or at all). So Kim Rok Soo doesn't even realize anything weird that day, except the increasing glances sent his way by his team members and other people from the company ("The team leader still went to work today even though it's his birthday…sighs"). Kim Rok Soo only finds out by the end of his shift, when he's about to go home to his niece but is stopped by someone unexpectedly giving him a small gift.

(The next time he meets with Choi Jung Soo, he asks the guy to send his birthday greetings to the man he swapped bodies with, along with a birthday card drawn by his niece. ("I don't know about over there, but I found out it was your birthday here on Earth. Happy Birthday, Cale.")) (Extra: Choi Jung Soo becomes nostalgic after remembering all his shared birthdays with Kim Rok Soo, before remembering all the birthdays Kim Rok Soo spent by himself after their deaths.)

Or, the other characters find out it was Choi Han's birthday (not knowing it's also Cale's birthday). Everyone helps to plan a birthday party, with Cale even giving Choi Han a gift during the celebration ("I wasn't able to give you a gift last time, so…Happy Birthday, Choi Han.").

Once the celebration was over, or maybe when everyone else was too busy to hear or disturb the two of them, Choi Han was the first to greet Cale a happy birthday ("…Happy birthday to you too, Cale-nim. Kim Rok Soo."). Of course, Alberu does not forget to secretly give both his instructor and his dongsaeng gifts as well, aka, "a happy birthday to the two punks who gave me headaches".

((There's also an easy solution to this entire thing: Original Cale Henituse's birthday was ALSO on November 8. Now we have 5 people sharing the same birthday.))

#trash of the count's family #lout of the counts family #tcf novel #tcf cale #cale henituse #tcf #original cale henituse #kim rok soo #alberu crossman #tcf choi han #tcf alberu #choi han #og cale henituse #choi jung soo #henituse family #this got too long but I don't wanna keep it in drafts forever #other parts I didn't get to add is Choi Han's birthday wish to celebrate with Cale openly next time #instead of just secret birthday greetings after the party's over #another scene was the Soos showing up for Cale and Choi Han's birthday #I could've gotten more detailed here but unfortunately I am a lazy person

[thepetitepiper]

I really enjoyed Neil Patrick Harris as The Toymaker in the Doctor Who 60th Anniversary Special!

Then, it got me thinking... Neil Patrick Harris plays a lot a musically inclined villains, doesn't he? I can name four just off the top of my head:

1. Dr. Horrible in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

2. Music Meister in Batman: The Brave and the Bold

3. Count Olaf in A Series of Unfortunate Events

4. The Toymaker in Doctor Who

Guess that's what happens when you can sing, dance, and play fun, campy villains.

Any others that I'm missing?

#neil patrick harris #nph #the celestial toymaker #doctor who #doctor who 60th #dw specials #dw 60th #dr horrible #music meister #batman: the brave and the bold #count olaf #a series of unfortunate events #dr. horrible's sing along blog

[salt-in-my-eyes]

count olaf? more like CUNT olaf

#asoue netflix #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #shirley asoue #count olaf #count olaf asoue

[ihavesomejays]

shh...

when i saw the drip marketing i stopped and had to take a breath because GOD. i'd call her daddy ANY day of the week (sorry if you had to read that)

closeups below keep reading

#artwork #digital art #doodle #art #rkgkillust #illustration #rkgk #genshin #genshin fanart #genshin impact art #arlecchino #genshin arlecchino #fontaine #lyney and lynette #genshin lyney #genshin lynette #okay but does arlecchino count as a dilf then #thought of that undercooked dilf meme #anyways the drip marketing had me on my KNEES GASPING #it may be samover but it's arlecchinON #idk why but this looked a lot better when it wasn't on my computer #looks kinda fried now #well ig it is what it is #still testing out those gouache brushes if you couldn't tell #i like the texture of the brush because it really does look like gouache #unfortunately like gouache it is also almost impossible to undo small mistakes LMAO you just have to paint that area all over again

[kristensdexscore]

honestly i think half of kristens problems would become a lot easier if we got that girl some parents. just like adults that are responsible and prioritise her and help her

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #kdex posting #kristen applebees #fhjy #sandralynn unfortunately doesnt count #i do love her though #lydia barkrock adopt her please

[avephelis]

okay i do like his Just Some Guy tboy swag outfits

#i am unfortunately contracted to recognise a leo win when he has one and this counts #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #leo rottmnt #transmasc leo #avepharts #and ygeah this was a rendering/clothes/style study lmao you can tell #save rottmnt

[jasminumtea]

A series of unfortunate events: reimagined 🥀

#digital art #artwork #character art #digital illustration #art #character design #animation #character sheet #a series of unfortunate events #count olaf #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #lemony snicket #booklr #books #illustration #asoue