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its-really-dry · 2 years

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--your trust is unreliable--

the final of 2 parts -> (pt 1 & request)

natasha romanoff x fem!redroom!reader babe 💅

A N G S T 👀

also remember this is an *AU*

soupmary: natasha romanoff was your wolf in sheepskin. a thief dressed as a saviour. a bully acting as a friend. but you were the poison in her wine, she never knew about.

(this poggers mommy nat photo ain't mine yall fr)

4 shield agents wheel you out of the holding cell and into the interrogation room. your glare falls to her and you feel anger and betrayal rise inside of you.

"now, ms y/l/n-"

"oh for the norns sake, would you shut the hell up. i couldn't give two sh*ts about what you wanted to ask me nicholas." you snarl.

fury's eyes widen, but he decides to stay quiet.you look over to natasha who has her head hung slightly which makes you laugh.

"awww! is little tasha all sad now? are you sad that you lied to me and used me in the most disgusting way possible?"

nat doesn't say anything

you roll your eyes at her lack of response.

"i can't believe i trusted you, romanoff. i really thought you were gonna help me, not incarcerate me!"

nat sighs.

"y/n, you need to calm down."

"CALM DOWN? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FU**ING MIND?"

nat flinches at your sudden change of emotions, but keeps her facade on.

"i trusted you natasha! i trusted you because i thought you were trustworthy. 20 years? 20 years mean nothing to you!?"

"you had vital information."

"that i was willing to give to you! that i did give to you! zero questions asked! you know i wanted out of the red room from day dot."

"you were working for drekov! you were helping him carry out the override plan! you were building the technology!"

"oh my fu**ing lord ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? not everyone is a pretty little russian princess who can just escape the red room like you did romanoff! I HAVE NO WAY OUT. THERE WAS NO FUTURE FOR ME, NO FAMILY WAITING AT HOME, NO HAPPY ENDING, NOTHING! me and so many other widows natasha. so many of us were beginning to be set free. we were tired of assassinating innocent people. the amount of innocent blood i have on my hands is despicable."

you begin to sob and natasha finally looks up at you.

"you were dangerous y/n."

"how dare you say that. i'm not the one that killed in cold blood am i? i'm not the one who enjoyed the looks of helplessness of my victims faces am i? you. you're the biggest threat that currently breaths in this room." you growl.

nat gazes down again and takes a deep breath in.

"i'm sorry, but i had to do it y/n. for the good of us both."

"what? are you a comedian now? because the only person benefiting from this is your ego."

"i had to do it y/n."

"you didn't have to do anything natasha. what about our plans? what about getting me out of the red room?"

"i never promised that." nat mumbles.

you shake your head in disbelief. was this really happening? there was no way.

"you're not natasha romanoff." you say sternly and natasha looks at you with a questioning stare.

"you're not natasha romanoff. my tasha is not a back-stabbing, self-centred, narcissistic dog who drinks the blood of their prey. my tasha is the one who helped me see the value in little things. she made me grateful for my life, even if it was chaotic. you're not my natasha romanoff."

nat shrugs.

"people change y/n. you were my mission."

those words felt like a jab to the stomach.

"i was your mission?" you whisper. "what about yelena? was i just a mission to her too?"

"she doesn't know. i told her we were there to rescue you."

you feel sick. you feel disgusted. how could she lie to you and her own sister like that!?

"thanks to the amazing work carried out by ms romanoff, we have been able to recover quite a bit from your intelligence." nick says as he places a file and 5 USB sticks onto the table in front of you.

"oh, so here at shield, you guys applaud theft? she stole those from me!"

"you were her mission ms y/l/n. it's called recovering evidence."

"no! she stole it from me! i'm her friend ! ask yelena! she was there!"

"unfortunately, we cannot bring outside sources into this. this case is high protocol."

"yelena is not an outside source ! she's natasha's goddamn sister!"

"y/n. she was never part of the mission. i took her along with me because she had the red dust. that's it."

"so you used your sister too? and she still thinks you're the goody-two-shoes who saved me? huh? she has no idea i'm here, chained to a damn wheelchair like i'm a fu**ing serial killer!?"

the silence was enough of an answer. the more this day goes by, the more natasha's friendly facade disappears.

"from all of this evidence we have against you, it will be pretty hard to prove your innocence professor."

"does it look like i care about my innocence? i was trying to help you! i wanted to avenge the deaths of all the red room's victims!"

"then why did you continue to work for drekov?"

"BECAUSE I CAN'T LEAVE FURY! THEY'D KILL ME! THEY ARE ALREADY HOLDING A KNIFE TO MY NECK AS WE SPEAK! IF I DON'T TURN IT IN, WE'RE ALL DEAD." you scream and pull forwards towards him. the agents are quick to pull your chains back harshly making you seethe in pain.

natasha's eyes fill with tears as she watches it happen.

you exhale with a groan before speaking again.

"they will kill me if i even dared to leave my station."

"they never killed natasha."

"they never killed romanoff cause she's a dime a dozen. widow's can be replaced in a blink of an eye. i, on the other had, am a valuable asset. i can take this whole operation down in seconds, without even leaving my home. one of the red room's favourite abilities is to stay anonymous during an ambush. you know who they are, but you don't know it's them who struck."

fury picks up one of the files and walks over to you.

"do you know what's in this file?"

"rhetorical question right?"

"what do you mean?"

"i have 384 identical looking files at home. how am i supposed to know exactly which one that is?" you ask in annoyance.

fury sighs and reads out the title oof the file.

"mission execute code 0854-1617."

you smirk.

"there is only one instruction. capture, or kill."

you start to laugh and fury raises an eyebrow at you.

"what's so funny ms y/l/n?"

"oh how naïve are you natasha? has it really been that long since you've left the red room?"

"natasha what is she talking about?" fury asks the widow but her face remains blank as she rackes her brain to find the answer.

"you silly little goose! fury, would you care to tell me the time?"

"it's 4:15 PM. why?"

"natasha. you must think you were the only one with a mission to complete! when have i ever gone back to drekov empty handed?"

nat's eyes widen as she remembers.

0854 -> the widow's assigned number

16:17 -> the red room's set capture execution time.

"who knew you wouldn't have caught onto it much quicker? you're not as stealthy as you used to be natasha. it seems as though you let go! you should know better than to go snooping through an assassin's belongings."

suddenly, one of the agents stand back from you and shoots the other three, immediately holding the gun at fury and natasha.

"melina would be so disappointed in you sestra. you really have slacked off." the agent says as they pull off their nano mask.

"yelena!?" natasha asks in total shock.

yelena smiles and unites you.

"hello!"

natasha moves to grab her gun from behind her but yelena tsks.

"uh, uh, uh. don't do something you'll regret."

"i think it's too late for that lena!"

you and yelena both laugh but natasha looks hurt.

"i-.... you were teaming up with her all along?" she questions yelena and she nods.

"of course i was! i am still a red room assassin."

"but, the red dust?"

"ha! that is all made up! this is absolute rubbish!" yelena chuckles and breaks all of the viles on the table. "i thought you would have suspected that a long time ago."

"i still don't understand!? then why did you help me!?"

"i never helped you, natasha. you, helped me. once i got the mission plan, and found you, y/n was supposed to come to me. but when you said that you wanted to help me, i went ahead and told y/n that there was a change of plan and that i would bring you, to her."

"h-h-how?"

"you're not the only smart one here romanoff." you smile sickly.

natasha's expression turns to one full of pure fear when she sees 6 more widows and task master enter the room.

"don't worry tasha, you'll be back home, where it's safe, in with the fellow widows, in mother's arms again. back in the red room where you belong."

you, yelena, task master and the other widows pull up their gas masks before one of the widows throws a toxin smoke bomb onto the floor. smoke fills the room almost instantly, making fury and natasha cough uncontrollably.

was the last thing nat heard before passing out.

(plot twist much??? 👀)

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ray-ray-writings · 3 years

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I HAD A SECOND IDEA.

And know I’m only sending multiple asks because you said you were fine with it earlier, if you’re getting clogged up lemme know straight away and I’ll calm it down.

Okay okay okay, right, so we all know Technoblade, anarchist pig boy, well lemme pitch you this idea.

He gets a hot tip one day about this cruel empire off of the SMP lands and he agrees to go and assassinate the king. He makes it there, waits for the person who messaged him, only for it to be the reader, aka he kings child. They want him to murder her father after they are forcefully married to a neighboring kingdom so that they can take the crown and better the empire. (or if you’d like so they can demolish the monarchy)

Techno agrees uneasily but as time passes and the two plan together (with a lot of escapades and a few moments of daring where they tug him into their room to hide him from the guards) he falls in love with them and decides that he can’t wait until after the wedding because he can’t bear to see them married to anyone else.

So he moves the plan forward, kills both the evil king and the cruel fiancé in the same day and whisks them off back to the SMP after demolishing the monarchy together.

They get introduced to the SMP as a stranger Techno met and fell in love with while on his travels and the reader is content to never bring up their heritage again. The only memory of it being in the way they give Tubbo pointers on leading a people or how Techno has to remind them that they are safe and they don’t need to stand so rigidly.

Just a passing idea lololol. Hope you like,

With ever love-🌻

My God 🌻 your brain is so big and it is absolutely stan 🌻 hours because this idea is so good???? Like??? Thank you so much for sending this to me and allowing the absolute honor of writing it!!!!! Also, this got a lot longer than I meant for it to be…. But I don’t care because it is such a poggers idea. (Because it did take so long this may be the only post for tonight... Not sure yet lol)

(P.S. In this, your mom has passed. I forgot to write it into the story but it’s what it is lol)

TW: Murder, and one mention of suicide

So I imagine that Techno is aware of the kingdom of Oryn, all of the DreamSMP members are. But none of them had ever really been there, they have only heard stories. And not all of them have been very nice stories. But Technoblade has no ties there and so even though he hates the government, he’s not very willing to just go in guns blazing…. Until…

A letter arrives at his house one day. The letter asks him to come to Oryn and assassinate the King and the soon to be Prince, the one that is marrying the King’s only child. Technoblade would have refused had it not been for the two stacks of gold blocks that came with it, promising more if he chose to accept. Being half Piglin, he needs only to ponder for a moment before making his decision. The letter tells him to meet his contact just on the outskirts of the kingdom at midnight and if he does not show up, the contact will have their answer. It almost calm’s Techno’s nerves that the letter does not force him to agree to the mission, it is simply someone asking for help but is allowing him to say no if he wants. But Techno tells Phil where he’s going and that he will be gone for a few days, packs a bag, and sets out for Oryn.

He gets there right on time. A figure much smaller than him stands on guard, dressed in a black cloak, waits for him. “Are you my contact?” Techno asks, deciding not to waste time. The figure quickly turns to him and their shoulders ease as the tension leaves them. “I am” the sweetest voice Techno has ever heard responds. It stuns him for a moment but he quickly snaps back out of it. “And who might you be?” The figure’s hand reaches out and carefully pulls their hood off of their head, revealing you. Techno knows who you are instantly, how could he not? “Y/N? You’re the one that is hiring me to kill the King and the Prince? Your father and fiance?” He asks a bit incredulously. You let out a tired sigh but give him a firm nod. “I am.” “Why?” And so you dive into an explanation of how cruel your father is and just how much more cruel your fiance is. As you’re telling your story, Techno allows his eyes to wonder and he takes in your body and immediately notices that your face is bruised but is being covered in makeup and that your wrist is also bruised and he can only imagine just how bruised the rest of your body is. And before you can even finish, Techno cuts you off, “I’ll do it” you notice his demeanor has completely changed, but you don’t question it. All you care about is that he has agreed to kill your father and your fiance. So with a happy smile you reach your hand out and he takes it and you two shake hands. “Come, I’ll show you to the castle. You’ll have to stay in my room while we work and plan.” Techno doesn’t question you, only gives you a small nod and the two of you go on your way.

Somehow you manage to sneak this beat of a man into the castle without catching anyone’s attention. “You’re going to have to stay in my room. Forgive me for being improper but I believe my father wouldn’t take kindly to finding his assassin in on of the guest rooms. You murmur as you guide him down a long hallway toward your room. A deep chuckle that fills your whole body with warmth rumbles from his chest. “That is quite alright your highness” “Please, just call me Y/N… My father makes everyone call me that but I hate it. So please, just Y/N.” “Okay then just Y/N.” The two of you are silent until you get to your room. You carefully push open the doors and Techno is blown away at the room. It is probably bigger than his house. But the thing that absolutely how much it just screams you. He’s only known you for maybe 20 minutes but he feels like by looking into your room he’s known you forever. A huge bed sits in the middle of the room draped in the comfiest looking blankets and pillows. Off to one side of the room, a small loveseat sandwiched between two comfy chairs sits in front of a large fireplace with multiple bookshelves with a multitude of books spilling from its holds. Many rows of chests and a few furnaces and smokers sit next to a door that he assumes leads into your very own personal bathroom. Also on that side is a table that is stacked with more books, paper, and pencils. “Please, make yourself at home. Bathroom is over there… Are you hungry? If you are, there is food in that chest over there, the one with the sign labeling it above it.” You offer. Techno gives you a warm smile of thanks before moving over to the chest and opening it finding some of the most rare foods he’s ever seen. So he grabs a little bit of everything, familiar stuff but also stuff he’s never tried before. You don’t mind, why would you? But he eats and then uses the bathroom, letting himself relax for a moment before walking back out to the room.

Techno finds the lights have been turned off, the only source of light being the fireplace and two candles sitting on either of the nightstands beside the bed. He scans the room, searching for you, expecting you to be on the bed… Instead he finds you on the loveseat with a pillow and a blanket lying down. “What are you doing?” Technoblade asks, rather confused. You sit up slightly and turn to look at him. “Oh! I’m sleeping on the couch. I thought you would be much more comfortable on the bed rather than stuck on this small couch.” His heart flutters for the first time around you, something he will spend a lot of time thinking about later on down the line, but he let’s out a scoff. “You’re right, but I am not going to make the future ruler of this land sleep on an uncomfortable couch while I lavish in their bed… Come, get up. Let me sleep on the couch” You make no move to get up and he lets out a huff before looking over to the bed. He lets out a sigh and he cannot believe what he’s about to offer, but he will be damned if he lets you sleep on the couch for him. “You’re bed is huge… We could just share, if you were comfortable with that.” And your heart begins to thump hard in your chest. Because yes, you definitely thought about the offer, but you just met this man and you didn’t want to make him uncomfortable… Then again the two of you are going to be getting rather close over these next few days… This might as well happen right? So you carefully sit up all the way and give the man a nod, “Yeah. That’s alright with me… Is that alright with you?” You ask shyly. A soft smile forms on his face and he lets out a chuckle, “Doll I wouldn’t have offered if I wasn’t comfortable. Come,” He softly commands, holding out a hand, softly beckoning you forward. Standing up, you shuffle your way over to him and accept his outreached hand. You both do your best to ignore the fire that spreads through your palms, up your arms, and fills your whole body. Techno carefully ushers you over to the bed, letting you pick which side you wanted to sleep on before letting go of your hand, to both of your disappointments, and wandering over to the other side of the bed and carefully crawling in beside you as to not disturb you. He carefully leans over and blows out the candle on his nightstand, you doing the same before the two of you settle down in bed. You two lie there, the only sound coming from the crackling fire. I mean, it’s a little awkward, sleeping in the same bed of a stranger you hired to murder your father and fiancé? But there is a pretty big space between you two and that relaxes you enough to the point where you begin to drift to sleep. So you turn on your side to get more comfy. His gaze moves to you as you sleepily close your eyes and mutter out, “Goodnight Technoblade.” “Goodnight Y/N”

You know that big space between the two of you that you had before you went to sleep? Yeah, when you wake up in the morning, it’s nonexistent. You wake the next morning completely pressed into someone’s chest. For a moment, terror and panic rise in your veins but settles once you catch sight of a pink strand of hair and you realize what has happened and who is in your bed. Again, it’s a little awkward but you have known kind human touch in a long time so you simply close your eyes and snuggle yourself closer to the piglin hybrid and fall back asleep.

Techno wakes up as you’re falling asleep. He too at first is very confused and nervous because he’s confused as to where he is and who the hell he’s holding to his chest and who just snuggled into him. But again, the memories of the night before flood his mind and a soft blush falls on his cheeks. He carefully tries to pull himself out of your grip, but you let out the cutest whine and bury your face in his chest. It causes him to stop dead in his tracks. He then decides that if you hated what was happening, you would have pulled away when you woke up or would have let him pull away from you. So he relaxes just a bit more and tightens his arms around you, pulling you even closer before falling back asleep himself.

The two of you wake up together to a loud bang on your door, the door opening and closing, and then an Irish accent yelling. “Y/N! You lazy bum get up! You were supposed to meet me---- Who the fuck?” You and Techno quickly sit up and there at the end of your bed is your best friend, who also just so happens to be your lady in waiting. “Minx! We’ve talked about this… Knock god damn it” You grumble laying back down in the bed, surprising Techno by pulling him down with you and curling into him again. “I would if you actually answered the door… Who the fuck is this in your bed?” She says again, much quieter this time, but still loudly. Letting out a sigh, you decide that you’re not getting any more sleep. “Technoblade, this is Minx, my annoying best friend, Minx this is Technoblade… I’ve hired him to kill my father and fiancé” you tell your bestie. Her eyes get huge and her mouth gapes at you like a fish. “I know we talked about it, I didn’t know you were serious” “It was either this or killing myself and I think I deserve to live compared to those two cruel bastards.” Minx quickly composes herself and gives you a nod. “Damn right… Well then… I guess we can cancel our plans for the day so you two can begin plotting… I’ll make sure no one comes in.” “Thanks Minx. You’re a really good friend. I love you” “Yeah, yeah… I love you too bitch” And then she leaves.

Techno has been silent this whole time, just observing. He doesn’t know how the hell Minx was so chill with him here and the fact he was here to kill her king… But once she leaves his attention is back on you. You let out a sigh, stretch, and turn to him with a big smile. “Come on… We should probably get started.” You crawl out of bed and Techno follows you, still a little bewildered. The two of you move in sync around the room as you get ready for the day. You two eat, use the bathroom (separately lol), and just get ready before the two of you meet back at the table. You get right into it. You two begin drawing out a plan.

The plan: Your wedding was at the end of the week. So you would unfortunately get married to your fiancé but once you two would go off into your separate room after the wedding, Techno would be in there already and would slice his throat. You would make sure your father was nearby before screaming for him and when he ran into the room, Techno would kill him as well before running to the window and escaping. You would then call for the guards, once he was far enough away. But you would be secured in the position as the sole monarch of your land with no more cruel leaders coming your way. It was set… All there was to do now was wait.

The two of you spend the rest of the week together. You barely ever leave the room and Techno leaves even more rarely. One time you were trying to take him on a walk and so the two of you were standing at the door. He opens the door just as you heard footsteps begin to walk down the hall, causing you to reach out and yank him back into the room, his body turning and his chest crashing into yours. You two stare into each other’s eyes before you realize the position your in and clear your throat before taking a step back to clear your head. But you two spend almost every minute of every day together, other than the times you have to leave to do royal things. But because of this you two get very close. He tells you about his life and you tell him about yours. He tells you about his family and about Phil, he offers to let you meet him one day. You’d like that, you really would. You two spend a lot of time reading together, sharing funny or sad parts in your book. Exchanging and recommending ones you think the other would enjoy. You two grow close but also hold each other at arms length, knowing that once the week was over, Techno would be leaving and you two would rarely see each other again.

The night before the wedding changes everything though.

This day would be the longest day you two would be away from each other because you’re gone for a lot of the day, finishing the prep for the wedding. So the whole day Techno has been sitting on the couch reading. That’s where he would be when you walked in. Exhausted you would flop down beside him and adjust yourself so that your head was laying in his lap. He would look down at you a little amused, but would move one hand down and would begin running his hand through your hair. You relax into his lap and sigh in contentment. After a few minutes, you get tired of the silence. “Read to me?” You ponder softly. Again, Techno’s eyes leave the page and scan your gentle face. “Of course doll.” His eyes would shift back to the pages he was reading and he would begin to read aloud. His voice soothing as he reads and his hand still petting your head. Your eyes flutter closed as you begin to drift off to sleep. There is a slight pause of silence as Techno turns a page and you’re so sleepy but so warm that you can’t help the words that slip from your lips, “I love you.” And then you’re asleep. Techno freezes though. Did he just hear you right? You said you loved him? Him? The Blood God? Someone you literally hired to come here and kill someone? You love him? His thoughts race as he stares at your beautiful and relaxed face before it all settles on one thought. He loves you too. He loves you so much. There is no way that he would be able to sit through tomorrow. Knowing you, the one he loves, was out there getting married to someone so cruel and horrible, even though he would die shortly after… He wants to be the only one you marry. So with that thought, he changes the plan. He’s not sure how much you’ll like it… But he does it. He carefully sets the book down and moves your head out of his lap, stands up, turns around, picks you up and carefully puts you down on your bed. Techno tucks you in gently before grabbing his sword and quietly leaving the room.

It’s late at night, no one is in the hallways which is perfect. He makes his way to your father’s room first, remembering exactly where it was from one of your rare walks. Techno quietly slips into the room and over to the king’s bed. He glares at the face of the king before bringing his sword up and sliding the sword across the king’s throat in one swift motion. The king’s eyes shoot open in a panic and meets Techno’s stare. The king opens his mouth to call out to someone, anyone, but he can’t make a single noise. The blood drips from his throat and soon the king’s eyes roll back in his head, and he’s dead. Techno darkly chuckles to himself before leaving the room once more and slips to your fiancé’s room. Again, stalking to the side of his bed and slicing his throat. Once more, the man’s eyes shoot open, the same panic lacing his eyes. “It’s a shame you’ll never get to marry Y/N. They would have been the best thing in your life. Too bad you’re an evil asshole… Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to take care of them and give them all the love in the world” Techno hums darkly before driving his sword into the man’s chest. Again, no sound leaves his mouth as the life leaves his body. Pleased with himself, Techno pulls the sword out of the dead man and makes his way back to your room.

The door opening and closing wakes you, causing you to panic. It can’t be morning already. You shoot up from your spot on the bed, a little confused as to how you got there and why Techno is not next to you, but your eyes shoot to the door and you find Techno stand there with a bloody sword and you immediately know what has happened. “Oh Techno” you breathe out, shooting off the bed and launching yourself across the room and into his arms, the sword falling from his hand onto the floor, sweeping you up into his arms. “What happened to the plan?” You question him, not upset. After all he did what he was hired to do, he killed the people you so desperately wanted dead. “I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t watch the person I love get married to someone else, even if they would only be married for 10 minutes… I want to be the only person you marry Y/N.” He admits melting your heart melting at the confession. “You’re the only person I want to marry too Techno” you admit back, pulling your face away from him. His eyes meet yours before he leans forward and crashes his lips into your in a passionate but sloppy kiss. You don’t mind though, you kiss him back with just as much passion. Too soon Techno breaks away from the kiss, “Come with me” he breathes out, “What?” You respond a little confused, “Come with me. Back to the DreamSMP. You don’t have to be the ruler. You can leave a note, tell them that there is no more monarchy, that they are free now. Come with me. Please. I can’t be with out you.” And who are you to deny him such a request. You nod enthusiastically, “Yes. Yes. I’ll go with you Techno. I can’t be without you either. I love you” “I love you too” the two of you share another passionate kiss. You’re the one to break away. “Okay, okay. I have to write the note. Gather all you can from my chests please.” You two split and quickly do you separate tasks. After you’re done, Techno is still packing so you figure you have enough time. “I’ll be right back my love,” you murmur walking over to him, kissing his cheek, and walking over to the door. Techno, although a little bit of nervous energy is flowing through his veins, he trusts you so he lets you go.

You quickly sprint down the hallway and slip into your best friend’s room. You quickly walk over to her side and shake her shoulder till she wakes up. “Wot the fuck?” Minx mutters, her eyes peering open to stare at you, “Wot the fuck do you want?” She questions. “Minx. I’m leaving. Now. With Techno. The king… The king is dead, there are roses by the stairs (okay so you didn’t actually say the roses part… moving on). My fiance, well ex-fiance, is dead. Techno and I are leaving for his homeland… I just wanted to tell you goodbye.” Minx stares at you before lurching forward and wrapping you in a huge hug. “Let me know when you’re safe okay? I love you” “I will. I love you too… If you want, when we get there I can send you the coordinates. You could come too.” Minx pulls away from the hug and nods. “Yeah I’d like that… Now get out of here. Before you get caught.” You would lean down and press a kiss to Minx’s forehead, “i love you” “i love you”

Techno was done packing when you opened the door. “You ready?” You ask him quietly. “Yes… Are you?” “I’ve never been ready for anything in my entire life.” You two share one more kiss before carefully exiting the castle and disappearing in the night.

The king and the bitch… i mean ex fiance… are discovered dead the next morning. A guard rushes into your room to check on you only to find the note neatly placed on your pillow. It is announced within the next hour that the citizens were now free, that there was no longer a monarch due to the proclamation of the last ruler. Because technically once the king died, you became ruler and then all your proclamations would then have to be followed. People would be confused at first, but then they would celebrate. No longer under the control of a cruel and vicious king as well as you, the sweet child of that monster, was free and happy and were allowing them to be free and happy too? Sounds amazing to them. That day they dance and drink and toast to your honor.

You and Techno make it back to his house safely and with no issues. The first thing you do is let Minx know you’re safe and sound. The second thing you do is kiss Techno. And the third thing you do is meet Philza. He is very surprised to see Techno coming home with someone, especially since he knew about the mission and knew who you were. But Techno and you explain everything and he immediately gives you the biggest, warmest hug you’ve had in a really really long time…. He hugs you like a father would. “I’m so proud of you for doing what’s right… And welcome to the family” you lose it. You cry into his shoulder and he just holds you and let’s you. You feel so safe and so welcomed and it’s been so long since you’ve had a good father, its been since your mom died which was many years ago. But Philza just lets you cry on him and comforts you as you do so… Once the tears are done, you go back to Techno and the two of you curl up in his bed and sleep for a while, exhausted from the days events.

You slowly meet the rest of the SMP. Techno didn’t want to stress you or the others out so he introduced you to them little by little. You got along with everyone great, your training as a royal making it easy to get along with so many different people of so many different personalities. One thing you appreciated about Techno was that he never outed your royal status. You wanted to keep your past in the past and he accepted that right away, no questions asked. That being said, you definitely do spend a lot of time around Tubbo. Being around and being forced to lead for a long time like you were, it’s not so easy to quit cold turkey. So you help Tubbo govern L’Manberg, no matter how much Techno hates it. But he hears some of the advice you give and decide that maybe your government isn’t so bad. Nobody, except maybe Dream, puts two and two together. That Oryn lost its rulers and suddenly you’re here with Techno and you’re someone who’s really good at ruling…. It doesn’t matter though, that’s how you want it to stay.

Techno and you get married rather quickly, nobody questions it though. They’re just happy that the Blood God found someone and has actually kind of calmed down a little bit. It’s a really beautiful ceremony where you got a lot of say in what happened, something that your other wedding didn’t have lol. But the two of you live the rest of your lives together just completely and utterly in love with one another and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

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ANGST WOOOO

cw: mentions of abuse, insane themes, panic attack

“C’mon, Ghostbur.” Tommy chuckled lightly. It was his, what, 16th day in Logsted? It was hard to tell the days when you were so alone. All he had to console him was Ghostbur and the Prime Log. The campsite had been coming along fine, and he had even started a farm. Not for long though, he was still going back. Though he would never admit it, he was forever thankful that Ghostbur had decided to tag along. He was almost 100% sure he would have gone crazy if it were just him on the island.

“I’m coming, Tommy!” He heard Ghostbur reply. They were almost finished building the campsite. Tommy didn’t want to brag, but for a temporary “vacation home” -as Ghostbur liked to call it- it was pretty nice. Pretty poggers, if you will. He had built up quite a bit of muscle chopping down trees every day, and he couldn’t wait to show everyone when he went back. If he went back. It was hard work, but it was worth it. Plus, it gave him something other to do than just sitting and talking to Ghostbur.

It had started off as a normal day when it had happened. Tommy was just idly going through his farm while Ghostbur was out picking flowers when he heard the ever-familiar monotone voice call out to him. “So,” Technoblade said to him, “This is where government has gotten you.”

“Fuck off, Technoblade,” Tommy muttered tiredly. He knew he should be more “enthusiastic”, but he couldn’t find it in himself to care. Techno would come taunt him then leave, and he and Ghostbur would just continue on.

“What, no clever quip? I thought you would be more starved for human interaction, considering where you are.” Techno smirked. Tommy bristled a bit at that. Human interaction? Did no one tell Techno that Ghostbur had followed him? Tommy decided that Techno was probably just referring to how Ghostbur was, well, a ghost. He didn’t need “human” interaction, though. He would get enough of it if when he went back.

“I’m perfectly fine on company, thanks,” Tommy replied dryly. He really wished Techno would go away already. He hadn’t even looked up from his farm yet, hoping that if he ignored the Pig, he would just get the memo and leave Tommy alone. Alas, Techno wasn’t known for his knowledge of social cues.

“Has someone already come and visited you?” Techno asked, his voice casual. Too causally Tommy’s brain supplied, but he couldn’t find it in himself to care. He just wanted to be alone, with Ghostbur of course.

“No, but Ghostbur’s still here,” Tommy said, a bit irritated, as he gestured to where Ghostbur was, picking flowers. There was a slight pause, and a small part of Tommy hoped that Techno had taken the time to leave.

“Who’s Ghostbur?” no such luck then. Tommy finally looked up a Techno, raising an eyebrow at him. He gestured again to Ghostbur, who waved back to him. Techno’s face had gone the slightest bit paler, but it was hard to tell.

“Ghostbur. Y’know, Wilbur’s ghost. After Wilbur died, he came back as a ghost. Hence, Ghostbur.” Tommy explained slowly as if talking to a child. Maybe Techno just hadn’t met Ghostbur yet? He had left before Ghostbur had shown up after all. It didn’t make sense though. Techno was their brother. Ghostbur would’ve gone to see him.

“Tommy,” Techno started, but his voice sounded a tiny bit strained. “Wilbur never came back as a ghost.” Tommy just stared at him incredulously. That solved it then. Techno just never met Ghostbur.

“Can you come here Ghostbur?” Tommy yelled out to him, ignoring the look that Techno gave him. He saw Ghostbur nod, and gently glide over to them. “Ghostbur, this is Techno. He used to be our brother.” Tommy introduced him, speaking directly at Ghostbur.

“Hi Techno, I’m Ghostbur!” he heard Ghostbur say, but Techno was still just staring at him, a sad look in his eyes. Tommy grew a bit irritated, seeing how Techno wasn’t even responding to Ghostbur.

“Hello?” he called angrily. “Don’t you have enough decency to respond to him??” Techno just looked at him, eyes seemingly searching for something.

“Tommy, there’s no one there,” Techno said slowly, his voice the slightest bit sad. Tommy turned to look him, eyes wide and confused. Maybe Techno just couldn’t see ghosts? That wouldn’t make sense though, everyone else on the SMP could see Ghostbur unless they were lying to him.

“Um, yeah? He’s right there, you idiot.” Tommy replied steadily, but his voice was tinged with desperation. Of course, Ghostbur was real. He...Wilbur had come back to make amends with Tommy. Ghostbur was always there for him, talking with him before the exile and sticking with him afterward. He never hit him like Wilbur did. Ghostbur was like Wilbur, but before all the L’manberg shit had gone down. Ghostbur was real. Tommy needed him to be.

Techno took a small step forward. Tommy leaned back. They stared at each other for a bit, almost daring the other one to make a move. Tommy could see Ghostbur in the corner of his eye, but for some reason, he had been flickering, almost like a candle. Tommy’s eyes widened, and he turned to look at Ghostbur fully. This was not happening.

“Ghostbur,” Tommy whispered, almost too scared of the words coming out of his mouth. “Are you….are you real?” Ghostbur just looked at him, a small, sad smile on his face. No. No. No no no no no no no. this can’t be real. Ghostbur was there right in front of him! He was the only thing keeping Tommy from- oh. Keeping Tommy from going insane. But if that meant that Ghostbur wasn’t real, was Tommy...was Tommy actually crazy? Tears began to blur Tommy’s vision, his chest rising and falling more heavily as he struggled to get a breath in. Tommy couldn’t be crazy! He wasn’t insane! He thought back to all the times he had mentioned Ghostbur, and the other SMP members had just nodded along. Were they all just playing along with him?

He clutched Wilbur’s old coat closer to himself. He remembered Ghostbur showing him where the coat was, telling him how Wilbur had left it for Tommy as a final goodbye. Was it just his consciousness showing him where it was? His fingers scratched against the old L’Manberg flag patch that Niki had sown onto the jacket for Wilbur. Had she known that Ghostbur wasn’t real? Every time he would go over to the bakery, grabbing an extra pastry for Ghostbur as Niki stared along with sad eyes, had she known? And Tubbo. Oh my god, Tubbo. Had he known? How would he have felt, having to watch Tommy deteriorate like this.

He suddenly felt warm arms wrap around him. Oh right, Techno was there. He knew he shouldn’t be taking comfort in someone who had betrayed him, but he honestly did not care right now. Techno was still his brother, no matter how hard he tried to deny it, and he really just needed some brotherly love. After all, he had just found out that his other brother wasn’t here.

He sobbed into Techno’s shirt, not caring about all the tears he was rubbing onto his cape.

“It’s okay Tommy. You’re okay. You’re not insane.” Techno whispered to him, rubbing comforting circles on his back. Tommy’s sobs had turned into sniffles, and eventually, he fell into the sweet embrace of sleep.

#dream smp #tommyinnit #technoblade #POG THROUGH THE PAIN #angst #fanfic #wilbur soot #ghostbur #HERE'S YOUR ANGST YALL #Ghostbur isn't real AU

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hallsoffandom · 3 years

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get this popular I dare you

Grapes are objectively and literally the best fruit (technically berry) in the whole wide world, nothing else can convince me otherwise. I will state why i think this and why you bitches opinions are invalid and wrong as fuck. First of all I would like to start by saying that you get more grapes buying a bundle then you do apples, bananas or even peaches. Therefore it is a perfect average snack to enjoy oneself with while doing activities. It is easy to store as they are small and you can choose how many you store into the containers you use, unlike with apples which you have to put effort into cutting. Another great thing about grapes is their perfect size, not too big that you get left with pieces left over, not like with bananas where you get left with scrapes, just a perfect size that leaves you with no trace or mess to pick up. That sounds fucking great right? Right?! Another amazing and fabulous thing about grapes is their texture, they provide you with a scrumptious liquid to hydrate your body with while also simultaneously giving you a delicious flavour for your throbbing taste buds. I swear let your tongue fuck those grapes or else life isn’t worth being real. It’s almost perfect how the thin layer of skin on the grape keeps it well and protected, like it was just made to be popped between your teeth. It’s almost as satisfying as cotton candy dissolving in your mouth, or popping candy. Speaking of candy must i remind you that grapes are objectively better than chocolate or any sort of candy/lolly or whatever you fucking call it. Also- WINE. Yes I was going to get to this part, without grapes we wouldn’t have wine, which would be a fucking disaster, therefore we should give more respect and privilege to the common grape, by divulging ourselves and feasting on their brothereen.The taste of wine isn’t the complete favourite of mine, but just for the grapes and the feeling i get i will choke it all back like i’m consenting to drowning. Which i do sometimes but that’s an essay for another time. I’m not a big fan of raisins, but the fact that grapes have ANOTHER use is mind blowing to me. It’s like potatoes with their diverse ability to function as different food options. You have alcohol, drinks- such as juice which i will touch upon later-, healthy snacks which are easy to transport and consume waste free, and they can be turned into even more diverse styled snacks. It’s a bit of happiness for everyone, which i think we can all use a little bit of don’t you agree man? Grapes are easily accessible to everyone, being able to grow in many different climates it offers an opportunity for everyone to enjoy their loveliness through their own stores and gardens. While some more exotic fruits and berries lack the ability to do, that makes them objectively better than any other sort of exotic grown edible. Some of their other uses include: juice. The grape juice they make are very poggers, it took some time to work up the effort to try it without cumming but that failed, i still did coom but the grape juice tasted nice at least. It was sweet but not overly sweet enough to stop me from finishing it. Some have a slight sour aftertaste, and I like sour so i like grape juice even more then.There’s also jelly, grape jelly is pog and nice. It can go on toast which is a perfect level of sweet and savoury, offering a nice breakfast, lunch or dinner. The marvelous texture of grape jelly lures you in, you must buy some to put on toast, you absolutely must. You have no choice comrades. There’s also seedless grapes, which are different. They aren’t actually seedless you idiots, the seeds just didn’t develop proper hard shells due to genetic errors. But regardless it makes everything all the more better when you pop them in your mouth. Not that grape seeds are unhealthy to eat, quite the opposite actually. /c

#grape #copypasta #juice #so many emotions #i feel powerful #fear me #lmao what #I found this on ao3 lmao #pukicho #pmseymourva

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the-acid-pear · 3 years

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Scarface was too fucking boring, didn't make it past chapter 3, but that's good, because that means Baki-Dou time 😍

Time to read the fourth book in this series! Excited to see Musashi <3

Chapter 1

COLORS

Baki please stop flexing

A FELLA SAYING THE SAME I SAID WHEN YUJIRO PULLED HIS SOB STORY, FR GO TRY SOMETHING ELSE! What happened with that whole "i don't care about fighting" eh Baki?!

Chapter 2

HOHO ALI JR???

ah no :/

HOLY FUCK is this quality bad!

He wants to taste defeat i see

TOKUGAWA PLEASE STOP SMOKING

Oh they removed the... Egg in the back of the neck, nice

God this guy's tits so fat 🥵

FINALLYYY HOW LONG SINCE WE SAW A FIGHT IN THE ARENA? A PROPER FIGHT I MEAN

Chapter 3

He doesn't even know 🐍

DON'T BRING THAT FELLA HERE RETSU KICKED HIS ASS IN TIME. RECORD

Oh i saw fanart of this scene

Baki, it's your fault that you are bored, you fucking teen

This shit boring ME

Chapter 4

Oh, goroukou is a title

I like how the prime minister is becoming a recurrent character

I thought he said babe for a sec-

That little "oh~" is a bit sus, are the old men... No, it can't be 😳😳😳

I'm fucking choking fuck

GOD ALMOST READ THAT AS JOHN CENA 😭

"yes <3"

These ppl never learn

Chapter 5

What a way to go, a la gamzee /j

This dude so weird lmao

FAHDGAHDH king

Dude he has huge round eyes tf you talking bout?

IGDUFSUEASEUURSS he's such a freakkk 😭😭😭

This is the most wtf thing Baki has pulled, remember when this was about fighters fighting? I don't know enough about science for this shit either man

Okay so their hug wasn't Tokugawa being touchy like he is, this guy is even worse, se juntaron el hambre y las ganas de comer HSHAFSFG

Chapter 6

Baki's dead

Katsumi about to kill get killed by my grandpa i see

ALSO KATSUMI OG HAIR WOOO

Katsumi bro don't be so happy over nearly killing him-

I love seeing him get better tho

Uwaadgsgsjdga 😍😳🤤 twisting my hair irl,,, 🥴

Finally Motobe remembered he was a character here 😐

FSGSHDAHDA KOSHO PLS

I LOVE that they got dark lips again

IM SORRY GOUKI HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT EVERYONE?! LTDKFsjyrd 😭

Jack's scar looks cool ngl

Retsu living the good life lmao

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW, GRANDPA?

Hana just doesn't care, smartest Baki character lmao

Idk what they talking bout but good for em <3

Cum basement

Chapter 7

SHOW US MUSASHI'S COCK

Obsessed he thought his heart was failing 😭

Dude you can just hear the heart beat of your friends/opponents just like that? 🤨

Notice Gaia in the top left 🥴

WHY CAN HE RECOGNIZE EACH OF THEIR HEARTBEATS AAHSGA

Thick 🥵

Unironically built different

Chronic back pain if you ask me, that's how I stand to relieve my agony

Did. Did you just call him a femb-

STOP SHOWING ME PANELS FROM VAGAMOND

I love John sm lmao

Mr Musashi has 2 (3?) dads

Chapter 8

HAIRY LEGS 🥴

Those things look like boobs

Bet you would know eh SHAFADB

They jerked off the mummy?

Reminds me of eye surgery

AFjshAFDGAJAHAF

Mf came out the tube ripped af 😭

Chapter 9

Everyone is so feminine lately good ol Kureha fell behind 😭

I like his bandana tho it's cute

OH HE TOO? AND HE'S NOT EVEN THAT STRONG

Fat tits 🥴

Eheojeudkshs 😖😳👉👈

JACK STOP YOU ARE BIG ENOUGH ALREADY

HOLY FUCK

You know like i understand Baki, he is at the highest he can be rn, NO ONE can defeat him, but the rest? Like c'mon y'all just beat each other up or something

Ah, the miracle of birth 😍

Chapter 10

I love how all these two do is hang out together in bars, boybosses

TF IS UP WITH THAT ICE? AHDHS

I love what they have

Hana thinking of getting his 4 limbs broken again i see

WOOO!! Nice cock Mr Musashi 😳

HANAYAMA PLEASE 😐

Chapter 11

I love those freaks

I just now I'm seeing the little scars on his cheeks from the fight with Spec ☺️

I love the fact that Musashi has hair in his legs BUT not his arms like ??? Okay king

Heated scientist moment

HOHO POGGERS 👀

Chapter 12

UTSURAARSDFAFA sibling goals

GIRLBOSS 😍

URAURUSYRSAESGA IN LOVE???

Holy shit she's amazing

Chapter 13

And his ass is very thick too 😳

Those fucking sunglasses, obsessed

Debatable, he got struck by lightning :/

HE WAXES HIS HAIR? OMFG OBSESSED

WHY IS HE WEARING THAT LMAO 😭

Nooo they censored the cock again 😔😔😔

DO IT QWEEN 💅

STOP SAYING SHE'S GONNA FUCK THE CLONE

"I'm exciteddddd" "ok."

Chapter 14

You just hate seeing a girlboss win

She truly is amaizing

Also i just realized spirits have been showing up since the first book so this isn't so crazy lol

MF HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP 😭😭😭

THE LITTLE BUBBLES AND SPARKLES... I BET HE DID 🥺

Chapter 15

WHY ARE HIS TITS SO ROUND AND FAT GODDAMN IT,,, 😳😖

Glad seeing some things never change

He looks so much like Jun

IGSITSURAURZES EPICCC

Someone question if Yujiro knew how too write obsessed,,,

Chapter 16

Goddamn it you got even older in the past 3 or so chapters bro

Mouth to mouth soul transference

OHHH

HIS EYEBROWS FELL HOW IGDUTSITDIYDIGD

Some mf got turned on by this HELP 😭

Chapter 17

I love how Yujiro and Hana are still getting ready to throw hands while this happens lol

Okay yeah that was super disrespectful honestly, guy is having a chat :/

HAHAGSJAHA obsessed

God i thought it was Hana the one grabbing some random lady for a second AFDJSJSSJS

He cute af ngl

POOR GUY MUST BE SO CONFUSED OMFG,,,

Fsr I'm surprised he can talk, like it should be obvious but in all the fanart i saw he never said a word, also, he's so damn respectful 😍

Chapter 18

Idk he was never that clever /hj

Hehehe blood

I love how John can only sit that way

The size of his balls lmao

Coward won't even fight with his dick out smh :/

God he mad cute-

Chapter 19

I MISS THE DEATH ROW FELLAS FUCKKK

Hm i think this random tiny bald man is not Tokugawa but someone that looks awfully similar to him

YEAH NO SHIT I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM, HE MUST BE SO DAMN OVERWHELMED

Apparently there was a cameo, i don't know enough about anime to know or care

Chapter 20

He's tripping balls

Tokugawa should have gone a bit slower with this poor guy, this is like a lot to process at once <:/

Nvm he's doing better than me

Oydirsusefs look at himmm

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND OMFG DIDN'T DOPPO FIGHT THIS GUY?!

SOMEONE ELSE RECOGNIZED HIM HE ISSS

Chapter 21

OHDIRAYEASURRSUURS HE DOESN'T KNOWWW FFS

Musashi be like °_°

LOOK AT THAT SMILE LMAO

He's just chilling, mentally killing this dude

Murder baby

Chapter 21

The way his eyes are drawn is so cool

YRAURSUFSIDTGA

And he jokes too! Wow I'm in love 😍

(nsfw) CAN YOU HANDLE DICK LIKE THAT TOO? 😍

WOW

I TAKE BACK THAT QUESTION

I remember a show where you would bring your own knives and swords and go thru a bunch of test, Musashi should have been one of them

Mf truly is like :]

I love how he didn't buy it

I can't wait for him to fight Yujiro 😍

Chapter 23

He truly is 😌

ATFJAIDQYSF OBSESSED

He was happy this time at least, 5 times he lost already btw

Tokugawa truly in unhateable lmao

Chapter 24

IM SORRY, HIS LEG???

Oh I forgot Musashi does that

JAGSKSGSKSGS HIS FUCKING FACE I CAN'T 😭

I miss when translators would add notes i don't want to google shit myself :/

"I'm hard as rock" /j

Chapter 25

Look how happy he issss

MUSASHI POG MUSASHI POG-

I love how Tokugawa can't believe he got it first try and it's trying to lie now sjdakdyv

This mf is actually making me insane what the actual fuck i don't know what he has but he's gonna make me act up 😳

Mf be shadow boxing too dammit /j

Baki please

Chapter 26

OLD MAN JUST WANTS A PUBLIC TO SEE THIS LMAO

Look at the size of Baki's eyes holy fuck lmao

He's gonna yeet him!

OH NOOOO

FIRST HIS DAD NOW MUSASHI, THIS GUY CANT CATCH A BREAK LMAO

Chapter 27

How little time passed? They have barely moved

Yeah you did it last book too Baki

King shit

Chapter 28

AKSGSKGSJSGS KING

I love how he only now realized

Okay no he has a point

I love how he just calls him boy

Look at that smug face

I trust Musashi but at the same time he, really should be walking around this new world alone. Now, if i were to accompany him... 🥴/j

Baki please

Chapter 29

I love how soft the artstyle suddenly got, like if done big a big brush

Yujiro you just insulted every single anime character in history

Baby Baki's just like "Ok."

I like how Yujiro looks here

AUGHHJF HE'S SO BABY 🥺

HOHO badass

Chapter 30

He died 😔

Idiot hasn't even beat he 0.5 reaction seconds lmao 🤣

HOHOOOOO?!? 👁️👁️

"my curiosity exceed my fear!!" I RESPECT THIS MAN SO MUCH??

Chapter 31

AMAIZING HONESTLY

Fighter to fighter communication

SHIT LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT HAND

He's just gone now LMAO

I honestly don't mind Baki being weak against this, he never fought against a two handed swordman, this is new territory

Chapter 32

Oh his really tripping balls now this is why he shouldn't be alone

NVM HE'S STILL DOING BETTER THAN ME ON A DAILY BASIS, I HAVE A LOT TO LEARN FROM THIS MAN

I just now realized he's barefoot

Nice ass king

The policemen are quite nice

He's very cooperative but i can't blame the cops either

Chapter 33

Yeah no shit that must be so insane

IF YOU HADN'T DROPPED OFF SCHOOL THEN...

That's kinda funny but idk man he's right i think

He's just like :3

I love how he isn't picking up a fight out of malice but rather just instinct like, he can't understand shit that is going on

YOU ARE SO RIGHT BAKI IT ISN'T BORING FOR ME EITHER

Chapter 34

Don't you fucking dare shave him Itagaki

It's funny how it took 2 books and a half for Baki to start being a protagonist

Holy fuck did Baki add height or is Miyamoto that big?

Wow how perfect i ran out of space just now!! Having fun with this book ngl :]

#luly talks #baki liveblog #little gay creature sees famous swordsman from the 1600s and loses their mind #"i want his gender'' they claim #also for a man who was born 2 days ago 400 years in the future he sure understands shit better than me 😭#maybe i too should stop having so much anxiety and just get ready to throw hands at ant moment #like back in the day... ☺️(😞)#anyway point is uhh silly little fun saga <3

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