#it’s not even funny at this point

[allyeardepression]

do i regret joining the marauders fandom? no. is it making my life miserable? not really, just another reason for daily mental breakdown

#marauders #they consume my every waking thought #it’s not even funny at this point #i started crying at work #AGAIN #jegulus #wolfstar #dorlene #pandalily #partyvan

[machiavellli]

This morning something a tad traumatizing happened and the first thing I did was running to a good “character x reader”. ✨my type of coping✨

#it’s not even funny at this point #my blog stuff #personal

[cerealforkart]

Every day I wake up and I think “maybe I’ll draw something that isn’t Taylor today.” And I never do, but I do consider it

#noodly #delete later #I dare any of you to find a bigger Taylor Swift (not that one) than me #every day it’s little guy time #I draw him so much #it’s not even funny at this point #fun fact #I specifically set Friday aside to make at least 1 Taylor piece #I should really draw something else sometime…

[splattwo]

Not kidding when I say I think about these panels every day

#he is literally me #he is me i am him #It’s not even funny at this point #bungou stray dogs #ranpo edogawa #edogawa ranpo #he’s so autism #i’m so autism #bsd #splattw0

[brandnewdress]

I’ll be 87 you’ll be 89 when hits different is released on streaming services

#👵🏻 #it’s not even funny at this point #just let me have the right version not the shitty download I’ve got that doesn’t count towards my replay

[twostepstyless]

I’m not kidding when I say I’ve just started crying because Paramore are supporting Taylor in the U.K.

#I need to be there #it’s not even funny at this point

[multifandomforthemostpart]

when I was like 15 I saw a post that said ‘first comes the sexuality crisis, then the gender one’ and i, a person who was questioning my sexuality, scoffed and said ‘ha, yeah that’ll never be me.’

WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.

#someone tell me what my gender is #It’s not even funny at this point #pls i’m so confused #sexuality #lgbtq+ #lgbt #lgbt memes

[xzho-writes]

is now a good time to talk about how i’m almost 99% sure that diluc’s new skin was his outfit from when he went undercover in snezhnaya to try hijack the fatui? the nods to the fatui in his outfit are too obvious to miss…

in hoyo’s outfit trailer diluc says: “this outfit reminds me of different times.”

i’m so 👀👀 and it could likely mean we’ll finally get some more crumbs about his lore in game!!!

#i’m honestly #so excited #it’s not even funny at this point #xzho-rambles

[cicada-dyke]

guess what in order for me to enter the exam i need an id - which i lost with my wallet yesterday. how long does it take for a new id to be made ?? 1 month because we live in the dark ages. when is the exam?? 1 month and 4 days

#can i get a slay?? #i literally hate it here #now my parents are rightfully pissed #imagine i find it in 3 days again #it’s not even funny at this point #shut up uno

[blakbonnet]

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH | Blackbonnet All Kisses ❤️

#ofmd #ofmd gifs #ofmd edit #ofmdedit #ofmdgifs #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmdaily #ofmdsource #dailyflicks #televisiongifs #edward teach #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #my gifs #our flag means death #stede bonnet #im so insane over them it's not even funny at this point tbh #yes I snuck in the last kiss into my older all kisses post absnsns

[cemeterything]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

#🐉 #unsanitary #this isnt a moral judgement im in the trenches here myself its just funny that one body fluid gets pretty privelege #it doesnt even smell better than the others after a point. unless you like the stench of roadkill.

[oifaaa]

People will try to convince you Jason Todd is the impulsive doesn't think before he acts type of guy and its funny bc Jason is almost comedic in how fucking long it actually takes this boy to plan out anything

#dc #dc comics #batman #jason todd #red hood #i mean #i literally cant think of a single universe #were jasons revenge plot #didn't include at least 1 year of planning #jason read the count of monte cristo and decided yes this dude knew what he was doing #even his most impulsive revenge plan #of putting a car bomb under the batmobile #needed so much planning #and then he had to spend hours slowly moving towards it #anyway my point is #i think itd be funny if it was a running gag that all of jasons plans #include just the most ridiculous amount of pre planning

[turtleinsoup]

I love em too much T^T

The Rise Twins! Inspired by @remedyturtles' "stare directly at the sun" on ao3

#look i just like putting blorbos in outfits oki T^T #check out the spinnoff fic “A Brain So Big That You Get Lost In It” by Sevimkiz; its so good!! #i love em so much T^T #its not even funny anymore at this point #oh also check out my human au fic; it's called “And Again” but u dont have to ofc #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt fic #tmnt #rise tmnt #rottmnt au #donnie rottmnt #leo rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt disaster twins #rottmnt fic rec #rise leo #rise donnie #rottmnt human designs #rottmnt human au #rottmnt human leo #rottmnt human donnie #rottmnt and again

[canisalbus]

Ok ok hear me out: it could end in tragedy,, AND have a happy ending. The attempt(s) on Machete’s life force him to flee, he doesn’t even have the chance to find Vasco. Cue gay longing for at least a few years while Machete despairs over the loss of his love, his life, his status. He and Vasco only reunite (again) in their later years. Their relationship is forever flavored with loss and loneliness, but that only means they savor every moment that much more

I also I would like to see them as old men. Vasco would be so droopy :)

You gave me such old dog brainworms.

#Vasco would go white and gray in the face like an old golden retriever and get wrinklier #his golden fur would get shaggy and gradually lose it's shine #at some point he wouldn't be allowed to ride horses anymore which would upset him greatly #he'd get rheumatism and bad back and his hearing would worsen but he'd be an active and jolly type of grandpa #Machete would mellow out considerably if he managed to retire #I'd like to believe he'd be able to find some sort of inner peace in his later years #even in his prime his eyesight was bad and he spent his entire life fearing going blind so if he eventually got cataracts and lost most of #his remaining vision he'd probably be relatively fine with it as it was something he knew to expect #and he would have Vasco to look after him #his left ear had trouble staying upright when he was a pup so it would be kind of funny if it started drooping again #answered #anonymous #Vasco #Machete #own art #own characters #this isn't canon or anything I'm just musing

[yessmoking]

Really disappointed in all the anti-ocean-exploration sentiments that the sub incident has been bringing up in people.

Yes, going down to see an overhyped old boat in an unregulated piece of shit tin can is a dumbass idea.

But I don’t want to see terminally online suburban kids and twentysomethings, who have maybe once in their life driven past a forest spew out shit like “there’s just shrimp down there” “yeah dont go bother poseidon” or “water is water”

The ocean is a beautiful little piece of outer space below the surface of our planet and thousands upon thousands of people throughout the millenia have dedicated their lives for uncovering its secrets and pushing the limits of where humans can survive.

#ive started blocking over this lmao #even if you are just trying to be Funny Guys for Internet Points

[inkskinned]

there's a video on instagram of a man kicking his partner's door in. the top comment is (with over 4 thousand likes): "how about you tell us what you did to make him that angry?"

barring emergency, nobody should be kicking anybody's door in. many of us lived in houses where it was always, somehow, an emergency. there is a strange, almost hysterical calm that comes over you in that moment - everything feels muted, and you almost feel, however incongruently, like you should be laughing. you are living inside of "the emergency." oh my god, you think. i am now a fucking statistic.

there is another comment with 2.8 thousand likes: "if this was a woman doing it to a man, nobody would give a shit."

do people give a shit now, though?

barring emergency, the door should remain standing. the emergency should be panicked, desperate - "i'm coming in there to protect you." many of us know what it feels like when the emergency is instead "i'm coming in there to get you."

1.5k likes: "and yet you post this for notes. glad to see being the victim has become your whole personality."

hysteria is a word connected to womb, from greek. what you're experiencing is so senseless and inhumane that you (a rational creature) try to find any ground within what is irrational and cannot be explained. one of the most frustrating things about staying in bad situations is that we also lie to ourselves. we also ask ourselves - wow. what did i do?

women can be, and often are, also abusers. abuse is not gendered. abuse is not just a "straight person" problem. abuse does not have a face or figure or sexuality. you cannot pick an abuser out of a crowd. an abuser could be actually anybody.

and then so many people rally behind the man kicking the door in. here is something nobody should be doing, right? you want to ask every person that liked that first comment: do you ask this because you side with him? do you ask this because it helps you feel safe from this ever happening?

in some ways, you're weirdly sympathetic to the top comment, because it is the same logic you see frequently. the idea is that the average, normal, sane person doesn't just break down a door. doesn't just shoot up a school. doesn't stalk and kill women. doesn't threaten sexual assault. doesn't run over protesters. doesn't shoot an unarmed black person. doesn't scream at underpaid walmart employees. doesn't just "lose it". something had to have happened, right? because the default (white. straight. cis.) - that is someone who is always, you know. "sane."

(right?)

on a podcast, you hear a sane, normal, rational person. "if you piss me off, i'm going to need to hit something. sorry but i'm not apologizing. that's just who i am that's how it is." his voice almost sounds like he's laughing.

you think of the door, and how you were almost laughing behind it, too. ironically, every real emergency in your life has almost felt peaceful in comparison. fire, car accident, flash flooding - these felt quiet, covenant to you. you'd stood in all of them, feeling them pass over and up to your chin, never actually overwhelming.

but when the door was coming down, you had felt - is there a word for that? there has to be, a word, right.

surely one of us has figured out the word for that, i mean. it's such a large fucking statistic.

#spilled ink #writeblr #warm up #this is so disorganized #i just saw that video and the comments made me want to vomit #it's actually like. in the way it's funny that you got into a car crash and got the flu within the same 24 hours #it's like. #it's funny #because certain people will blame everything on mental illness #even being transgender. #they will not #however #at any point - even vaguely suggest that a man should maybe get therapy. #like. a guy busting down a door isn't a danger-to-himself-and-others #(you just pushed him too far). #but a young adult looking for top surgery should be institutionalized for even wanting to change their body.