#it’s so so so fucking homoerotic

[yellowpamonha]

so I read someone talking about a merlin deleted scene where merlin compliments the knights and arthur gets pissy and goes fight them to prove that he is better, and I thought it was an exaggeration but it ISNT AT ALL

scene includes:

Arthur says that Percival is strong but not agile, he isn’t the whole package. Merlin agrees and says that GWAINE is the whole package

Arthur goes off to fight Gwaine, who takes his shirt and gives it to Percival??? akjdjda

(we were robbed of shirtless gwaine with a sword)

Arthur then goes fight Elyan, wins, and goes brag to merlin saying, and I quote, “Elyan has got concentration, strength, the whole package, and still I win! What do you have to say about that?” while being dangerously close to him

They had to take it out because it’s the gayest scene I’ve ever watched in my whole fucking life they wouldn’t be able to beat the merthur allegations after it

EDIT: the video is in this post

#merlin #merlin deleted scene #guys is SO GAY #HES JEALOUS and HE IS SHOWING OFF TO HIS CRUSH #that’s literally it. #please watch it if you haven’t already #I can send you the link to the TikTok video #it’s so so so fucking homoerotic #why did gwaine have to be shirtless #he was also showing off to his crush #merthur

[sbeana]

the pool scene

#the locked tomb #tlt #griddlehark #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #tlt art #tlt fanart #comic #apologies for how wonky it looks in some parts #um i spent like five days working on this nonstop #well not nonstop i ate a shit ton of pomegranetes or however its spelled during it #but uhm yeah #im not good at drawing backgrounds or anatomy (YET) so hhuhshsu #anyways yah yeepers when will i get to have a homoerotic moment with my former rival/enemy where i get to show them forgiveness and care #gideon wants to kiss harrow on the lips so bad its so fucking funny #harrow is a whole pathetic looking sopping wet kitten and gideon is like ooh yah thats the stuff #anwyas yah #ill post the version without their skull makeup because i like that one more #the skull makeup looks ugly sometimes (BY MY OWN DESIGN!!!! HARROW QUEEN I WILL NEVER DISS YOUR FASHION <4) #ALSO SORRY ABOUT THE PACING BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT DRAWING TWELVE PAGES OF A COMIC CAN MAKE YOU REALLY MESSED UP IN THE HEAD #hatman is in the corner of ym room rn

[mysterycitrus]

Every time I need a little boost, I look up your art of Roy looking at Dick while Dick talks to Donna. Roy’s open-mouthed stare, Dick’s head tilts as he listens, Donna’s gorgeous hair and nose, Dick’s earrings, Wally craning to look around Roy, Dick giving Roy a look that is so full, Roy’s blush, it’s all so perfect my heart is warmed my soul is refreshed, I can continue on with my day. Thank you thank you, it’s so beautiful!!!

#ahhhhh!! so sweet hehehehe #dickroy #dick grayson #nightwing #roy harper #arsenal #wally west #teen titans #the ask and the answer #mart #wally vc can u guys not be homoerotic for five fucking seconds please

[fernsensei]

and heeere it is! some thoughts on "what if gabriel and v2 met", the comic i've been working on much longer then i would've like to confess! i'm happy with the way it turned out to be and who knows, maybe i'll do a second part once i figure out how to bring this all to the culmination👁👁 hope you'll enjoy reading as much as i've enjoyed drawing!<3

#i want to thank ceo of tumblr personally for letting us post up to 30 images per post #i'd fucking scream if i had to make a second post for ONE (1) image #i could've colour it but i'm shit with colours so. maybe later #it's crazy how i've come from 'I HATE DRAWING THESE BITCHES' to 'i love them so much' in a matter of seconds #phew now i can go draw shitpost again with peace #'fuck it we ball' is my motto now #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #gabv2el #<<bc i said so and bold of you to assume this wont turn out to be a homoerotic tragedy #gabriel/v2 #ultrakill fanart #comic #art

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

'hm? oh yeah ofc my internal compass led us to u'

#VJFESKDMCDJISOLXKMCDJSLX #MCDEKS #SO BADLY I WANTED FOR THEM TO HAVE ENDED UP AT THE SAME PLACE BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTERRRR #THE IN SYNC HEAD TURN GODDAMMIT #I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I FUCKING HATE THEM #zosan #one piece #strong world #usopp is like. sanji. babe. #like be for real right now you really just fucking. came to someplace zoro was with 0 effort just instinct??????? #like???????? cmon man #that is your RIVAL with HOMOEROTIC GAY TENSION #CMON #one piece strong world

[lynnbutlertron]

its real Kahlopatra hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

#I fucking love cleopatra #So much #Girl help me i am having homoerotic thoughts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #doodles #ch #clone high #cleopatra clone high #frida kahlo clone high #kahlopatra #im sorry i cannot be fucked to like #improve any of these in any way #soz #also idk how to draw cleo lol

[dykepaldi]

so twelveclara obviously didnt have sex but i think they probably did some weird shit a few times that was sex without having sex. and they were both like hmmmm lets never speak of this

#ultimate homoerotic girlbestfriendship #idk what exactly probably some alien kink shit that cant be explained in human language #or time lord psychic stuff like i mentioned before i think thats a fun concept #its always so homoerotic #that one fucking tensimm scene the 13 and claire scene #10 and reinette #11 and craig #they were all fucking #twelveclara #mine #dw

[shima-draws]

Started watching Film Gold and I cannot BELIEVE they chose Zoro to be the damsel. Now all three of Luffy’s boyfriends have had a chance to be rescued by him LMAO

#Shima speaks #HE’S GONE FOR HALF THE MOVIE BC HE’S TRAPPED IN GOLD LMAOOOO #Love that for him tbh. He gets to be the damsel in distress this time <3 #Still not as homoerotic as whatever the fuck was happening in WCI but still pretty high up there #Tfw you have to save your boyfriend but he looks so PRETTY as a gold statue. Sighs dreamily #One Piece #Zolu #Zoro

[necromycologist]

rip ianthe tridentarius... born to be the one and only fucked up failgirl forced to somehow end up as the voice of reason

#like. ianthe is pretty insane we can all agree on this. #she ate a guy. she has nasty infectious rizz she had a girl homoerotically regrow her arm she did a lobotomy. she is a genius and a loser. #in any other fandom she would win hands down. unfortunately this is not any other fandom. #gideon and harrow are doing their whole orpheus and euridyce shit camilla was so codependent w/ her necro she merged her soul with him #pyrrha is a 1000-yr-old butch living in the corpse of her best friend alecto is the fucking vengeful soul of the earth. #don even get me started on mercymorn or commander wake or coronabeth... infact maybe dont get me started at all. #what imsaying is that ianthe may be insane but at least she's logical about it. #she killed a man for ultimate power. dick move yeah. but gideon killed HERSELF out of LOVE and took her gf tryna SAVE HER as a REJECTION. #one of these gals is more fucked in the head than the other BY FAR. rip ianthe second place even at being a failure #ianthe tridentarius #tlt

[earlgodwin]

(If Cesare is dissatisfied that Micheletto isn't his brother instead of Juan) "Not exactly, because Cesare and Micheletto's relationship is more or less secret, hidden. They don't know too much about each other. Well, Micheletto has absolutely no grasp of what the rest of Cesare's life is, and Cesare is very respectful of Micheletto being so secretive about himself, and I don't think he really wants to know. It's not really a friendship, because there is an idea of hierarchy, but it's not master and slave, either. It's not boss and employee. It's something very complex. It's not equal, but there is a lot of trust. While with Juan, I think it all comes from a very deep place. His brother faces different struggles and is very naive, so Cesare pushes him by teaching him lessons. He also understands how hard it must be to do that, or at least he had good intentions towards him in the beginning, with some sort of really loving brotherly undertone under all of this hard teaching." — François Arnaud

#interesting! it seems like cesare is deliberately closing himself off after he killed juan when he could've had a friendship with micheletto #i also feel like micheletto was in love with him but he just knows he doesn't have a chance #actually i'm about to say something sooooooo unholy and unhinged i need to get locked up behind bars #don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say— #anyway micheletto fucking juan because that’s the closest he can get to ces[GUNSHOT] [CAR CRASH] [FLAT LINE] #wait what if i made a juan x micheletto gifset just for shits and giggles #also why was cesare having so much homoerotic tension with the both of them tears in my eyessss #cesare borgia #juan borgia #the borgias #theborgiasedit #perioddramaedit #tvgifs #tvarchive #cinemapix #smallscreensource #usereverything #micheletto corella #juan and cesare #by jen

[foulbearobservation]

jillian salvius is literally the character of all time to me like instead of going to therapy because she's sad about her son she decides to take on the catholic church and wins? she accidentally stumbles ass backwards into a millenia long war between forces outside of human comprehension. like. who does that. she sticks her own hand into a untested portal at a dinner party because she has a compulsive need to be right. she sits like a dyke. she gets adopted by / adopts a whole gaggle of nuns. she watches her son die twice. she has a weird homoerotic tension with the head nun. she had an immaculate conception. she's wildly rich but what her company actually does is, like, supervillain levels of vague. she has a dick measuring contest with the pope and wins. she gets betrayed by her only friend. she sits like such a dyke I cannot emphasize this point enough. her company gets taken over by a douchebag angel with a man bun. she is 100% sure she could do at least 3 major miracles. her son speaks directly to angels. she's basically a holy figure. she's even a lesbian.

#warrior nun #jillian salvius #sorry I was just thinking about her and it literally drives me insane. character of all time #to be clear I don't really think the homoerotic tension between superion and jillian is bad #I think they should fuck so nasty

[nikkashidashipper]

im going through the same emotional journey watching house md for the first time as i did while watching hannibal for the first time

like i go into it with the smallest of ideas of what the show generally is about, and a hunch that apparently theres two guys who will be fun to imagine as a ship because of some subjectively read homoerotic subtle subtext hints

and then i watch the show and its just. text. not even text the show should actually be called "they never kissed or fucked on screen but it would be less graphic than whatever the fuck im watching happen between these two"

#t4lx.txt #none of those words are in the bible #finishing s2 and im. the old man yaoi has gotten to me once again guys #not even just that but wilson and house both are just so interesting to me #i wanna see so much more of them. cannot wait for them both to get more fucked up #(i say this fully aware that im gonna be emotionally distraught upon it happening) #the homoerotically charged profound bond of middle aged traumatised emotionally repressed middle aged men is killing me #house md #hilson #bbc sherlock #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram

[wu-does-art]

If you’re doing requests maybe Jonathan reaction to Byler?? Supportive brother moment 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 you’re awesome and your art rules btw :)

this dude never gets a break. i wish upon him prozac and some fucking rest like he is NOT OKaY

credits to the original text post i could not find it

#also no u!!!! you are so so cool and your art is fucking incredible like????? damn dude #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #st mike wheeler #mike wheeler stranger things #st mike #will byers #st will #stranger things fanart #byler fanart #Jonathan byers #love that guy #tired ass brother who has to deal with homoerotic bullshit #this is probably not what you meant but #i always think of Jonathan in s4 just like. standing their awkwardly while mike is lowkey flirting with will #like u probably meant something more wholesome im sorry jdjdn

[modernsuperhero]

there should be a shiny duo (gem and pearl) high society vampire au where when they initially meet they're competing for, basically, hunting territory, and are rivals at first sight but very quickly realize that outside of being rivals they click like nobody else. so like from an outsider pov these two lovely ladies are absolute darlings to each other. only some of the other (human) socialites clock that their back-and-forths have hidden meanings but they have no fucking clue what they're ACTUALLY talking about behind the pleasantries which probably drives those socialites insane. which obviously they retaliate by starting gossip and spreading rumors about both gem and pearl, some rumors individually about them and others implicating them both. this of course culminating in them being blamed for some hoity-toity white collar Big Scandal that comes out because all these stuck up folks are like I Always Knew There Was Something Up With Them... (but really they're just jealous they're not In On whatever they're talking about). and now gem and pearl must of course unite (they are secretly super excited about having an excuse to put aside their rivalry and work together) and use their joint hundreds of years of experience, connections, and vampiress powers to unravel the threads of lies of the White Collar Scandal that is of course intertwined with something Much Dark (who knows what, not me) that idk maybe also involves vampire hunters too for extra flavor. anyway.

#geminitay #pearlescentmoon #shiny duo #shinyduo #hermitcraft #trafficblr #empiresblr #not inherently romantic but like let's be real it's fucking vampires it is at LEAST homoerotic if nothing else so #gempearl #trafficshipping #hermitshipping #empiresshipping #vampire au #high society au

[hellboundhimbo]

thinking abt this again. fellas is it gay to have a poster of a dude who looks suspiciously like your rival right next to your desk.

#kuwameshi #the only thing i can think of as to why that poster is up is like. to motivate kuwabara to work harder? #which. oh my fucking god wtf little gayass. #cackling bc the poster has so much detail compared to the rest of the panel too #“gonna sprinkle in some loyalty and OH MY GOD ITS HOMOEROTIC DEVOTION“

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 4 #troubled waters #peter falk made this show so much more homoerotic than it wouldve been just because he had fucking zilch sense of personal space #gettin right in there