Matthew Lillard as Luc Fromage in It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie is probably the funniest fucking thing ever.
His character's last name literally means cheese too.
He had like only a minute of screen time but I loved him regardless. He quit on the spot when Kermit didn't appreciate his artistry (Gonzo loved it tho.)
Luc Fromage is queer as fuck too, no doubt about it.
elon musk changing twitter, a universally known property, to something as bland and hard to recognize as the letter x is akin to the plot of it's a very merry muppet christmas movie where rachel bitterman forecloses on the muppet theatre and destroys every shred of recognizable brand name so she can change it to a bog-standard nightclub whose logo is just a dot. in this essay i will
absolutely nothing on god’s green earth could have prepared me to see cage dancin’ scooter and buff baritone beaker on FAMILY CHRISTMAS MOVIE NIGHT
my eyes, my god forsaken eyes oh how they long for a time before sexy time scooter and dude bro beaker (like it’s still very funny but mmmmmm no no no)