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funkyyusername · 5 months

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imagine, last life. you join a death game because of your husband. you gain allies. you even gain a guard dog. fun! everything is perfect until one of your allies betrays another. you alliance is now broken and beyond repair. your ex ally decides to burn YOUR base in revenge. you didn’t even do anything! it wasn’t fair. and then bam! fell into a stupid trap and becomes red. the last allies you had run away from you. the guard dog who promised undying loyalty leaves you. alone. whatever, you’ll just write a revenge book of everyone who’s wronged you. its going pretty well! maybe being a red name isn’t so bad. and then bam! your life ended by someone like you. a red name. a red name killed you. and not even in some heroic fight. he just came out of nowhere and killed you

limited life. why are you here again? you were pulled out of your slumber and now are stuck in someone else’s body. you don’t even know what’s going on. then all of a sudden someone pushes a button and you die. what a start. and then its time for the boogeyman to be chosen. oh no. you remember this. you pray and pray to not be boogeyman. surely out of everyone here the chances of you getting boogeyman is slim right? and yet you got boogeyman. you still have no idea whats going on. everyone but your husband is calling you by a different name. just play alone with it. you kill grian to cure yourself of the boogeyman and thats it. the session ends and thats it. you can rest again

and then fucking secret life you are violently awaken from your slumber again and pulled to another game. sure okay. whatever. just make yourself a cute little pumpkin house. thats easy. thats fun. whats that you have other stuff too? task. easy! you finish your first task like that. write a lovely and oh so romantic love poem to your lovely husband. how easy, surely all these task should be easy, right? no. out of all the task you get, you only complete two. thats fine. whatever. it doesn’t even matter that much. one of your task involves having everyone sleep through the night. you could have a party! sure you don’t have any friends or allies but surely people are up for a good party. invite everyone to the end, surely they will come. but no one came. oh. well the end is pretty dangerous, lets just have a nice and peaceful slumber party. you make bunks for everyone and make a cake to be shared. again you invite everyone to your slumber party. surely this time everyone will come this time. except they didn’t. the only person who came to your slumber party was your husband. everyone else either didn’t show up at all, or was late. that darn scar came to your SLUMBER party late and ate your cake! you never even got to eat a slice. so in your self pity you decide to cheer yourself up by riding on your skeleton horse while invisible. that was fun. until you were killed. again. by a red name. but whatever, now you can get revenge on everyone who wronged you. except you can’t. your first red task everyone avoids you. the only person who falls for your trap was the only person who came to your party. the only person whos been by your side. as an apology task he gives you the task of killing someone. scott smajor. he showed up to your party late so you didn’t mind. in fact you came up with an idea on how to kill him. after completing your second task you skip along to scott with a happy smile and ask him to follow you to the end. he does. you try to trick him, but it doesn’t work. so instead you try to push him off yourself. failed again. how embarrassing. this day couldn’t get any worse. except it can. an enderman runs at you and pushes you off the cliff. into the void. you try to save yourself but it doesn’t work. you died as you lived. alone. you didn’t even get to officially success your second task. and no one even noticed your death. no one but your husband grieved your death. your death is celebrated because you broke someone’s stupid curse. even in death you were in someone else’s shadow. with no friends to grieve your death, or even any enemies to be glad about your death, you die. alone and forgotten.

#guess who this is about #jk don’t guess #its lizzie #ldshadowlady #i’m so crazy about life series lizzie #shes a whole ass tragedy #i love her sm i just want her to be happy

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d3cayingdolly · 2 months

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you can take a girl out of the messy teenager phase but you can't take the messy teenager phase out of a girl

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anarchistbitch · 2 years

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NOT TRISHA PAYTAS GOING INTO LABOUR AS THE QUEEN DIES

#THE PROPHECY . ITS FULFILLING ITSELF #queen elizabeth #lizzie's d day #m

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unsolved-marionette · 19 days

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More fun lineless design

#life series #hermitcraft #sos smp #i guess its TECHNICALLY these things?? nothing special jsut them in their default outifts tho #zombiecleo #lizzie ldshadowlady #scott smajor #joel smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #🌟 draws

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soracities · 8 months

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we NEED more cleaners and bricklayers and scaffolders and delivery drivers in MFA poetry programs. like. immediately.

#the art of the novel is being radically transformed in the shape of a convo between two cleaning ladies in an office after hours.#a mechanic somewhere is dropping the most astonishing lines linking the landscape of wires & tubes to the tendons on their gfathers hands #when they taught them their first oil change or something but its happening entirely internally while theyre on their back under a hopeless #honda civic and thin lizzie is blaring on their boss' radio and they're going to forget about it this time tomorrow.......#or have another equally beautiful thought #@oliverisms and i just know this WE KNOW IT IN OUR BONES #p #idir lúibíní

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tubbytarchia · 3 months

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AND THE UNDERDOG YURI TAKES THE WIN WOOOOO ok but that was fun lol, all the ships are super neat and I really didn't expect GemPearl to win but good job guys!?

#gempearl #shinyduo #shiny duo #jizzie #joel x lizzie #desert duo #scarian #ethubs #trafficshipping #FOR THE RECORD if you dont think I have room to talk because my faves won. I WAS ROOTING FOR RANCHER S!! They lost round 1!!!#But thats okay lol again it was so fun!!#bug-eyed joel..#centaur care advice: dont let your centaur gf carry 3 people its not good for her #I just wanted good imagery lmao #tubby art

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hermitcraftx · 1 month

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i love seeing art of joel with a pink streak for hermitcraft season 10….. i like to think his wife dyed it for him before he left so he would think of her :] or he did it himself to think of her lol

#hermitcraft #hermitshipping #<- IS IT SHIPPING IF ITS. HIS WIFE #jizzie #joel #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #lizzie ldshadowlady #lizzie #hermitblr #hc s10 #jamies bad posts #1k

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dreamishsara-art · 3 months

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A request for the Traffictwt4Palestine Charity Project! Read about it here

#empires smp #ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady fanart #empires smp season 2 #trafficblr #traffic tumblr #sun empire #empires smp fanart #Its lizzie but if she was from the Sun empire! with some headcanons of the person who requested <3

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applestruda · 9 months

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This is how i tell you all these three are friends (ref to the iconic ll bit)

#its my au and i say magic mountain can be besties #also lizzie and scar have a fae friendship #ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady fanart #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #goodtimeswithscar #gtws fanart #boatem knights au #my art

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codgod · 16 days

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a relic of time gone by

mostly just because i think it’s really funny to compare them, here’s the original statue

#.png #hermitcraft #empires smp #esmp #empires season one #esmp s1 #ldshadowlady #lizzie ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #fanart #the style i painted this in was inspired by yuming li on twitter #and honestly for a first try at that kind of style i dont think i did too bad :D #its not perfect but eh thats fine #idk what more i could do to it and im happy enough with it

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ty-bayonet-betteridge · 11 days

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still cant get over the lizzie statue. joel really went sorry iskall and etho and gem and jimmy and bdubs the only person im obsessed with is my wife

#joel is such a lizzie simp its so funny #hes so lame when hes talking about her its so cute #hermitshipping #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitblr #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10

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wasyago · 9 months

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its much easier to do makeup when you only have one eye

#if one more person in this goddamn campaign gets wave tattoos im killing them.#PLEASE there are more things in the world you don't have to all get fucking wave tattoos im begging you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway yes. not the final tattoo design. couldn't chose between these and the bright pink ones #jrwi riptide #lizzie lafayette #my art #sketch #its very funny to me that lizzie wears makeup while also being on a ship in the middle of the ocean constantly #her eyeliner smudges and drips because of the salt and water but she keeps reapplying it

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creacherkeeper · 6 months

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is this old religion, are we calling it love?

{sweet movie, alisha dietzman / @gaphic / tiktok / @iamalivenow / on earth we're briefly gorgeous, ocean vuong / @manywinged / these violent delights, micah nemerever / the reader, bernhard schlink (trans. carol brown janeway) / hestitations outside the door, margaret atwood / a self-portrait in letters, anne sexton}

[ID: ten images of text together in a litstack

1: Confession: I will think of you forever

2: a post by gaphic: It’s only tragedy if you convince yourself, for even just a moment, that everything could be ok, despite knowing it won’t be. Tragedy lies in ‘so close, yet so far.’ It’s avoidable because it would only take a tiny alteration to prevent disaster, but human nature is in the way- not maliciously, not knowingly, despite trying so hard.

3: a tiktok comment and answer: Are they lovers? / Worse

4: a post by iamalivenow: gay sex won't fix this. it'll probably make this worse. that being said don't you want to see how much worse it can get?

5: Sometimes being offered tenderness feels like the very proof that you've been ruined.

6: tags from manywinged: #technically they know and understand each other better than anyone else alive #but they communicate that in the most fucked up insane unnecessarily complicated way and think thats normal

7: I don't think you've ever felt anything that didn't hurt you. / We've found each other, out of everyone else in the world. Does that hurt, too?

8: "I'm not used to being loved. I wouldn't know what to do."

9: Should we go into it together / If I go into it with you I will never come out

10: of course the love is there. / still, / still, / still.

end ID]

#litstack #web weaving #quote compilation #i love giving these vague taglines and then in the tags being like yes this is about blorbo from my games #its Funnee. when they escape containment. 2 me.#lizzie/onion/brandi #lost township #yes this is about the messy dyke girlbestfriend situationship everyone please join hands and pray for them thank you #characters who are either gonna get fixed or get sooooo much worse (or a combo of the two!!) and only time and the dice will tell #faun are you happy now. make me the onion/lizzie playlist.

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rozaalright · 6 months

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