#its still there so i count this as a win

[screamingahhh]

It's funny cause I wanted to get some artwork done this weekend but specifically the piece I started like 2 weeks ago

Shout-out to my one mutual who talked to me about postal all weekend

#postal 1 #postal redux #postal #postal 2 #postal 3 #postal 4 #postal 4 fanart #postal 4 no regerts #postal 3 fanart #postal 2 fanart #postal 1 fanart #postal fanart #fanart #uhhhhhm #i actually made myself and a friend a postal sticker #its duke nukem and postal dude kissing #and i put it in my schools genderless bathroom on the lockers #right next to this awful cuphead sticker that has fucking pickle rick on it #its still there so i count this as a win #running with scissors #rws

[egophiliac]

just thinking about hair and faces

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case #face horror #for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters #i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color. #like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly! #oh. oh it's kind of a Thing. #anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up! #we still don't actually know who killed meleanor! #we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?) #we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers! #(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.) #man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time #i mean i'm here for it but #hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show #then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there #episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something #each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb

[goldiipond]

can't believe these losers are 17 now

#skye's doodles #YAAAY TEAM BLECK MY BESTEST FRIENDS OH HOOW I MISSED THESE GUYS. it was nice to draw them again <3 #this was for the anniversary but well i am so very ill you see. its still april so i still win <3 #still best villain group ever in the world btw i laove you team bleck. no i will never have a consistent design for mimi. next #super paper mario #spm #count bleck #nastasia #o'chunks #mimi spm #dimentio #mr.l

[haunted-xander]

GIVE ME MY BODY BACK

#terras got it rough he got his body heart and soul all split apart and seperated #all stuck in places where they have little to no control and no hope of becoming himself again #and its like this for 10+ years. literally the only 'victory' he has is the fact he made the guy who body-napped him lose his memory #and even that was only partially #i guess u can the fact hes still 'alive' (in the loosest sense possible) as a win too #but uh. im not sure enduring all that for so long really counts as a win #also unrelated to body-napping but i realized that #the last thing he saw of ven was of him being frozen solid and dropped off a cliff 🙂 #like he didnt see what became of him after that for all he knew ven couldve died #terra #terra-xehanort #terra nort #terranort #? how do i tag him #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts birth by sleep #kh #kh bbs #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[theminecraftbee]

can i request three somehow forced into a fake dating situation

Three stares directly into Martyn’s eyes. They are blue and of an average size. It feels as though maybe this should be against the rules, but according to the book it had read, this was… normal. A normal thing to do on a date. Look deeply into someone’s eyes. It would not be suspicious at all, even though Three isn’t really sure how to look more or less deeply into anyone’s eyes at all. Eyes are not flat, but even when Three Looks, it isn’t as though there is anything interesting in there.

Martyn is sweating somewhat. He looks away first.

Three’s pretty sure this counts as a victory, especially given Martyn can’t see Three’s face behind the mask anyway. It is good Three has now won the game of ‘staring lovingly into its date’s eyes’, because that had been a strange, threatening mortal ritual. It would rather not do that again.

“Haha, thanks again for agreeing to this date,” Martyn says, very suspiciously looking around the small cafe in a bustling semi-private Origins server. “It’s been so long since we’ve gotten to hang out like this. Gods, do I sound stupid.”

“You do,” Three says.

“You don’t have to answer those,” Martyn says.

“Will comply,” Three says.

“Oh, for the love of—we’re on a date. A date!” Here, Martyn winks obnoxiously. “It’s not a mission.” He winks obnoxiously again. “Besides, you should lighten up!”

“Will comply,” Three says.

“You know, I had forgotten how obnoxious that was,” Martyn says cheerfully. “Anyway, I should order us some drinks! Have some conversation! Keep an eye out around us, yeah, for our waiter?”

“You are not very subtle,” Three says.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Martyn says. “Besides, honestly? I am really glad to just hang out with you. Because we’re dating! On this server for fancy couples. Yep.”

The problem is, of course, that a fancy origins server is a great place for the strangest of people to hide.

When Martyn had asked a favor, Three had been… uncertain. This was not because Three doesn’t care for Martyn—it does, greatly—or because Three didn’t want to see Martyn—they’d met up a few times before now, tentative and quiet and frustrated and all the things that were hard to explain, and then in all the ways they were okay again—but because Martyn, for all Three cares for him, is still an idiot.

Three is its own handler, now. It does not have to follow handlers that are morons. It had told Martyn this. When Martyn had stopped wheezing, he’d explained that it’d be fun. Not Listener business, he promised; he still hadn’t quite gotten out, but he wouldn’t drag Three in, Scout’s honor.

(Three believes him. It’s never been that Three doesn’t trust him.)

It was a friend of Martyn’s that had gone missing. Apparently, on some fancy modded server? And now, Martyn wanted Three to come help him do some recon because, quote, “Jimmy laughed at me until he cried and that hurt me a little bit, not going to lie, and I’ve used up the favors Ren owes me, and Oli was busy. Have you met Oli? You’d like Oli.”

(Three did not like Oli.)

Three agreed, despite its better judgement. The reason it thought this may be a poor plan was because—

“Ah, the lovely Valentines,” the waiter says. He gives them a plate of lovely heart-shaped calamari. Three wonders if they had belonged to heart-shaped squid. “It’s a lovely evening, isn’t it?”

“Yes, it’s wonderful here with my beloved!” Martyn says.

The waiter and Martyn both look at Three. Three doesn’t say anything and sits perfectly still.

“Um,” the waiter says.

“It’s for a health condition,” Martyn says, which technically isn’t a lie.

“Very well, sirs, although it may get in the way of the kissing competition!”

Martyn, who had just started sipping some wine, chokes on it.

“I will win the kissing competition,” Three says.

Martyn chokes harder.

“I will see you to it!” the waiter says. “And of course, our patented species comparability exam is the highlight of the evening.”

“Oh. I am not sure I can produce viable offspring,” Three says.

The waiter stares at Three. Three stares back, although not into the waiter’s eyes, as to not cause any confusion. The mask somewhat prevents that from working, though.

“Very well then,” the waiter says. “I suppose just—do you need help?”

“It knows what it’s doing,” Martyn hisses.

“I did do research before coming here,” Three says.

“I’ll just head on,” the waiter says, in a tone that suggests to Three that maybe it did not do enough research before agreeing to help Martyn.

Oh well.

At least the mask means it doesn’t have to keep a straight face as it picks Martyn off the ground and, completely flat in tone, says: “Do not die. I would be sad if you died of something as stupid as choking on wine.”

“I asked for this,” Martyn says.

“Yes,” Three says. “You did. That is why I am here.”

(Beneath the table, it grabs Martyn’s hand. Martyn squeezes Three’s hand back. It had missed him, though. For all they do not see each other often—)

(Well. It had missed him, though.)

#answered #ask game #strifetxt #solving counting sheep talk #a bee fic #not going to fandom tag this one because frankly scs always confuses me on whether it’d be rude to ;-; #anyway lei your brain is so huge. this is such an inherently funny concept. #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #I MEAN. NO THIS ONE IS PLATONIC ACTUALLY BUT I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THOSE TAGS BLOCKED WOULDNT WANNA SEE THIS #so I am BEING POLITE. #anyway I love solving counting sheep I should write side stories for it #I still periodically rotate three in my head like a rotisserie chicken. #THIS IS VERY STUPID BTW. #set nebulously A. Few? years after canon #up to you to decide EXACTLY win but it’s implied here some rats and some third life equivalent happened #so do with that as you will idk if that’s canon in my head but since its post fic canon who cares

[seaquestions]

kitten really. really. really. needed that win. instead i had to experience the most stressful hour of my life at work with a smile on my face and didn't even get to feel good abt hockey.

#incoherent turtle noises #ive been edging a panic attack for like 45minutes. its… mostly over now. the stress i mean. #i just have to count the cash like none of that affected me in the slightest so. ok cool. #Really. really rly rly rly needed that win. ohhh well……. #im almost done w my shift. im still coming down like i cant breathe right. motherfucker… cant even get relax later cos my mom’s at home. #god. god. crosby.. man… i really needed that. sorry. i have to take it out on sum1 it was mcdavid last time ur not the only one.

[scalproie]

I'd always had the personal belief that when Jun confronted Kaz she impressed him so hard that he stopped the animal experiments solely by her request (and kept his word to the point where he never ever resumed them, not even at gcorp!!) so T8 having him be BUCKWILD over her strength is so validating and now those comics are just hilarious because all the ex-trial animals casually milling around is literally the best and funniest potential outcome (idgaf if the comics specifically aren't canon, the *idea* is now real to me!!)

WAIT I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

I'm adopting that belief and I even have smth from the t6 kazuya campaign to back it up somewhat

(The way he worded this. If it was "supposed" to be shut down, it means the order to do so came from him, and not like, smth heihachi did when he took back the zaibatsu or something. So him stopping the animal experiments at jun's request after she made quite the impression on him and probably never doing those again even at gcorp, a BIOTECH firm and GENETICS RESEARCH lab, is actually pretty solid 👀)

#gigas doesnt count bc he's a human man (tho its another ethical can of worm but hey! it's not an animal this time!) #and again. kazuya actually pays JACK. not just jane but actual JACK gets 25$ a month. the robot gets paid at gcorp. this is still hilarious #anyway thank you so much for the thought i love it??? ooough??? #we really do nothing but win #tagging later #kazamajun

[helielune]

i learned i could just copy paste my stuff to tumblr directly from my sketchbook app. like without the middleman of actually saving an image. but now it's transparent and nigh invisible on my phone on dark mode.

well. anyway crazy diamond boy says hi :) whether you can see him or not

#jjba #josuke higashikata #my art #kinda. ig this counts this time. i'll probably post this again w the whole sketch page later though so #diamond is unbreakable #jjba part 4 #and it WONT BE TRANSPARENT NEXT TIME #SO IF YOU SEE NOTHING NOW!! JUST YOU WAIT 🫵🫵🫵 #tbh i think i need a new tag just for scribbles but i just don't wanna be the guy to delineate exaclty how much rendering #makes something just a 'scribble' vs qualifying for my whole art tag #protip: avoid the problem by not making a sketch tag #i accidentally pasted this into a draft while trying to post smth else and decided Why Not #it's kinda cute. if you can see it. if i do say so myself #but i mean even if it's just a dark screen then it's still cute cuz its your reflection <3 #something something if you can see urself then ur saying hi to josuke and if u can see josuke then hes saying hi to u #and if ur on dark/dim mode and can see both then u win i suppose #my described art

[sonknuxadow]

hm.. after giving it more thought i think i want elise to win this months sonic channel poll. its a tough choice because elise and merlina both only appeared in one game and havent been acknowledged since then but. sonic and the black knight had a mix of 2d and 3d cutscenes and elise has only ever appeared as a 3d model.. with that in mind i would really like to see a cute cartoony style drawing of elise. also considering the character thats already been decided to appear in the art is silver i think id rather see him interact with elise than merlina. also it would be so nice to see more sonic 06 acknowledgement that isnt just "haha wasnt this game terrible guys *insert picture of elise kissing sonic*" especially considering itll be portraying the most hated character from that game in a positive light. so yeah #elisesweep

#i know sonic 06 is considered a failure but. #i dont think sega pretending it never existed except for having the sonic twitter make fun of it occasionally #is helping sonics reputation at all if anything its just feeding into the ''haha sonic bad'' mentality more #and i do think sonic 06 had its good qualities. like there are bad parts im not denying that. that kiss scene was weird as hell #but i think the game had a lot of potential even if the execution could have been better #theyve become less weird about sonic 06 recently. making references to it that arent just jokes #but elise still hasnt showed up in anything at all . like they played her theme at the 30th anniversary symphony #which was very surprising but i still dont really count that #also i think theres people who are only voting for merlina so sir galahad can show up and um. #i dont know if you guys are aware but the theme and silver's outfit are already chosen and its not knights related #said so in the caption of the poll #you can still vote for merlina if you want to. i wont be mad if she wins i like her a lot . probably more than elise actually #but if youre only voting to see satbk silver youre gonna be disappointed

[cinnamon-bunni]

oh my god....

oh my god....

#THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE I GUESS #the apple didn't even roll down the hill. it didn't even roll to its side it fucking stayed stagnant and said 'yes i am happy with this :)' #lorenz is a fucking carbon copy of his dad holy shit #did count gloucester just. make a clone or smth???? #i'm crying rn #i wonder how the Offical Barbor that was hired by count gloucester feels about this #taking down the whole gloucester territory one bad haircut at a time #ughhh i hate it i hate it i hate it i h #like??? omg??? this explains SO much #i am a lorenz apologist and idk if this makes me feel better #because while at least i can blame his dad for his bad haircut. lorenz still made that decision to have it. so #idk i guess i'll just never win #fire emblem warriors #fire emblem warriors three hopes #few3h #golden wildfire #lorenz hellman gloucester #lorenz gloucester #count gloucester #erwin fritz gloucester #erwin gloucester #fe warriors three hopes #fe three hopes #fire emblem three hopes #bunni mumbles

[littlebigplanet]

two more weeks of work,,,,,,,,

#which is really just two more days. since i only work sundays #three counting today. still have seven hrs left in my shift. fml #its fine i have the same group i had last week. i like them because theyre mostly continent<3 #absolute win for both not breaking my back changing people AND for not getting covered in urine the whole day! yippee! #i do have three inconts today but they're all nice and easy so idc #theres just five weeks left in the semester and then i go home. finally. finally #applying to work at the hospital nearest my house cause i KNOW they do per diem #i dont need the flexibility during the summer but itll be nice once school starts again in august #i cannot BELIEVE im almost done w my second year of college thats so scary. i turn 20 in six months..... eugh #🫀

[the-blathermouth]

Lambert: DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND RAGE AGAINST SQUIDS ON MY SIDE!

Kallamar: wait wha-

Lambert: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

#cult of the lamb #kallamar #i changed the actual quote specifically to reflect on the fuckery kallamar pull on me when i faught him for the first time yesterday #i killed him but he kept going #it let me walk up to him and take the heart but he kept attacking #the game thought it was in a cutscenes where i took the heart so i couldn't land a hit on him #the door wouldn't open so he just ended up killing me #but i also got the cutscene with Narinder so it counted it as a win #BUT IT DIDN'T GIVE ME THE HEART OR THE BLUEPRINT #i went back fight kallamar again and it gave me blueprint but it STILL WON'T GIVE ME THE DAMN HEART #i looked it up and other people are experiencing the same thing but no one can get the heart #so now I'm just missing a upgrade and will complete this game with the power of pure unfiltered rage against demonic squid #this game became janked as hell what happened? #its less janked now but apparently it's still is pretty janked #incorrect quotes

[rigels-nigels]

Girl help I've acquired possibly yet another expensive hobby

#op #2 of them in fact #currently making a frame weaving loom (and by that i mean my dad idk enough about wood working and this wood is too expensive to fuck up) #and getting into mechanical keyboards #i already have a lotta yarn so the real costs rn are the keyboards #which are like at least 100usd a pop #what sucks is that they all seem to be 60% keyboards or tkl's and like. i need my fn and number pad keys pls and thx #debated sacrificing the num pad and getting a seperate one bc wowza these custom boards are absolutely gorgeous but #i am on such a budget and a cheap (cheap!!!) keyboard i found that i quite like is still gonna run me 200cad #if i got a pretty keeb and a seperate numpad i could easily be looking at $500+ like lordy #that's not even counting the switches i want to get (gateron baby kangs which are. $66. I'm assuming in usd bc it doesn't actually say) #anyway debating on whether or not i should order the keyboard now or wait till later cuz like is it even gonna be there later? #so much of this stuff is temporary and u never know #its a 96% keyboard and it has a calculator button!! only other board ive seen with that is my dads maybe 2005 wireless microsoft #so useful tbh #such a pretty board too all things considered #and finding a nice board like that with the numpad is not easy lemme tell ya like i was truly considering a ducky which. #i cant say im quite fond of their logo among other things #i think its more of a cream than white but u cant win em all #hmm to purchase now or to not purchase now‚ that is the question.... i could technically afford it but then #there's ComicCon + cost of supplies and whatnot for opening up my shop which is gonna be probably at least a hundred... #and then i would like to get some nice wool skirts for the winter/now bc pants are of the devil which is gonna be another 100/150 or so... #augh #i think the government should give me more money i think that would be very sexy of them to do #anyway can you believe i went on my phone to find a banana bread recipe then did all this instead? crazy #hashtag adhd life

[yourselfcola]

i did stuff in a weird order so in order to not kill Wyll's dad and still get important cutscenes and such i had to grab his corpse and bring it with me and flee combat

#he's having a nap here now its fine #also i blew up the factory before even bothering to go see him at all but one of the gnomes did it so i still had the bomb #and i detonated it right in front of him with intent to blow him up #it did not kill him but it took out most of his shitty grenade traps and almost all the other people in the room #so i count it as a win

[i-want-to-be-spaghettified]

you horny genius bastard 

#refuse to not count this as a partial win for me #also bloody hell #I need to get better at playing the long game #keeping what u did in mind for the next time i need to pull a deception #still think its pretty impressive i found u despite your tactics #10/10 gaslighting gatekeeping and girlbossing on your part #thanks for letting me take my shot at playing L #was quite a fun experience #would do again #so yeah #thanks Mr. Chad Jr

[professorxsmokesweed]

which movie is gayer first class or dofp

both apocalypse and dark phoenix are excluded from the alt timeline gayest movie debate as apocalypse was mid overall + only had one Very gay moment plus like 2 smaller ones and dark phoenix. well it exists. sorry the chess proposal cannot heal 2 hours of awful

#abbreviating to fc feels wrong but using days of future past also feels wrong. they are first class and dofp. #ANYWAYS. okay so. it could be argued that dofp gayness hinges on first class making first class the gayer movie #but i think thats wrong as you can tell just by watching dofp they have gay ex history. it stands on its own. #i dunno maybe the gay moments can be counted? in which i feel like first class would be the obvious winner #but that also feels a little wrong #however first class was more obviously about Charles and Erik. so i mean point for first class also why it has more to count #but the plane argument alone. i feel should be double points i wish so fucking bad we got more fights like that #maybe im the fool. for trying to pit two bad bitches against each other. but im still🤔 #before anyone asks any first class deleted scenes do not count. dragneto would automatically make first class win #the fact that it is deleted is that a point in favor or against first class? #the dofp no helmet scene is also a hornier erik than we got in first class sooo #i feel like that while dofp might have less actually gay scenes compared to first class the gay scenes it has are sometimes a lil stronger #i leave the debate floor up to my beloved followers