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lupystary · 8 months
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| The emo is here [ Go see Sun's part! ]
He just want hugs (and maybe your soul)
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and theyre all bisexual
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neverchecking · 10 months
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That recent Sage fic u wrote was MUAH BELOVED But now we can't get enough 🧍‍♀️so if it isn't much of a hassle and u still have some room, may I request a oneshot (it can be HCs too if u want) exploring how much of a.. hawk Sage is guarding and protecting Reader? It's like a follow up fic of ur last one
Look. Look. Y'all are straight up feral for this man and I love feeding you guys.
It's no hassle at all darling, and I always have room! I went with HC's bc they're easier when it comes to spitballing like this.
Also, me and @eeveelutionqueen1995 have decided that Wild (Blue Nightshade), Calamity (Silent Princess) and Sage (Sundelion) are now the Flower Garden trio. The council has SPOKEN-
I was gonna wait to post this tomorrow, but y'all can thank @lovanmari because their art of Sage had me BARKING- so have this as a treat from me to you.
Sage, for those new here, is TotK Link! So spoilers below!
The 'last' one can be found here!
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・❥・After resigning himself to your pitiful cause, Sage decides to get you to a stable first and foremost. He has no idea how old your injury is nor how well taken care of it, if at all, so he needed to get a grasp on that.
・❥・He couldn't risk losing his only support in this cruel world due to an infection caused by neglect by things far out of his control.
・❥・So, that was first. The stable hands greeted him with a smile-- shaky and unsure of his normally glowering features much less stiff as you babbled on about this group of yours.
・❥・They knew better than to push him though, simply giving you both a large berth after he snapped his glare at a stable boy that tried to offer you a water canteen.
・❥・He gave you his own while wordlessly daring anyone else to try that. He had no idea where that water came from. Whose to say this stablehand wasn't Yiga? What if it was poisoned?! He couldn't risk it.
・❥・He made sure your injury was wrapped and treated properly, before anything else, listening to you go on and on about something or another. He answered the questions you had ("What kind of flower is that?" "...Sundelion." "That's a huge Bokoblin! Do they all come that size?" "No, just the boss Bokoblins." "Those are thing? Are they tougher than regular Bokoblins?" "...Not anymore.") calmly and succinctly,
・❥・Just as he sat back to try and figure out the best route of action from this point on (His day to day life was so dangerous. He'd have to make some serious adjustments if he wanted to keep you within arms reach. There was no question after this that you were his- even if you didn't know it yet- and he couldn't very well just leave you at this stable. He did have a home on the outskirts of Tarrey town. No one would hear your screams or pleas for escape...) the sound of some sort of warbling caught his attention and yours.
・❥・He immediately jumped to action as he stepped in front of you, pulling out the Master Sword-- that he recently retrieved-- and holding out his shield. The Sage spirits echoed his stance as he allowed them to roam, your excited squeak making his ears twitch. He'd have to show them to you up close after the threat was disengaged.
・❥・In front of him, a portal of some sorts-- a dark purple with three straight edges--wavered in front of him, testing his patience as it remained frustratingly dormant.
・❥・"That's one of the portals I was talking about!" You called from behind him, running up to stand behind him with your hand, soft and free of blemishes, settling on his shoulder.
・❥・That meant either this supposed Dink (What a dumb name for a being of evil) or your damned group was making their grand (re)appearance.
・❥・He wasn't sure which option he loathed the idea of more.
・❥・The first one to pop through the portal was a tall blond adorned in armor and an eyesore of a scarf. Immediately, he could only see all of the weak points this...man showcased. (He had no protection anywhere near his thighs, nor his neck, meaning if he could fake a hit at either one he could quickly redirect a swipe at the other and hopefully nick an artery-)
・❥・He was just about to do just that when you stepped around him. "Wars!"
・❥・Ah. So you knew him. He was part of your disgraced group...Or was he?
・❥・Quickly grabbing your arm, he made sure you stayed close as you glanced back at him. He kept his gaze on the imposter. "Remember what I said about the puppets."
・❥・You thought for a second before frowning, stepping back behind him. He had warned you of Ganon being able to make lifelike puppets. So close to the real thing they almost fooled even him.
・❥・You took his warning in head even as the other turned to look at him. And you. Mostly you if the look of pure admiration written all over his features said anything.
・❥・"Oh, my precious Angel, you're safe!" He cried out, moving to step closer before Sidon's trident clanged noisily against Yunobo's Boulder breaker, creating an 'x' right in front of where he stood, pushing you behind him.
・❥・"Come no closer!" He barked at the startled man. "State your name and business, but come no further."
・❥・The man glowered at him, fingers twitching on the hilt of his weapon. The portal wavered behind him but it was forgotten as Link tightened his grip around the Master Sword.
・❥・"I am here for them. We were separated, but, as you can see, we've been reunited. Your...assistance is no longer needed." The other, Wars, growled out through ground teeth. "I'll take it from here."
・❥・"I'm sure you'd like that." He barked back, lowering his stance as his teeth bared themselves. He wasn't against charging teeth first and using his weapon as an afterthought.
・❥・Wars grimaced at the primal response. Then he seemed to remember himself, sending you a positively pitiful glance. "Angel, you have no idea how long we've been looking for you-"
・❥・"Y/n!" Another voice called, much younger and much closer than Link anticipated. A young boy, looking much like the other male-- same blond hair and blue eyes--ran right up to the Sage spirits. "It's me. Wind! You know me!" He cried, tears welling up in his wide eyes. "Don't tell me you forgot me!"
・❥・You broke free of his grasp before he could readjust it, running forward to cradle the youngest one to your chest. "I would never!"
・❥・Oh, this just wouldn't do at all.
・❥・"Y/n-" He hissed, stepping closer to retrieve you before a weapon was swung towards him. His own met it before it collided with his shoulder, pushing it off of him as he was met with an eerily familiar face. Riddled with scars and with hair too long to be practical, he realized he was met with another contender for your attention.
・❥・The scarred man snarled his own grimace, with his own teeth bared-- canines comparatively sharp to his own. His body language said everything he didn't. Back the fuck up.
・❥・He did not. He grew closer, getting up in the other's face. Not a chance in the fiery depths of hell.
・❥・"Move." Was all Link said, the other refusing to do so, before your hands were pushing against his chest. He followed the direction you pushed him in, as gentle and loving as you were with everything.
・❥・"They are not our enemies, Link." You whispered, eyes wide and pleading. He almost felt as if he had no choice but to listen.
・❥・And then there was a fucking small army behind you and he was on the offensive again. Who were these people, threatening to take you away from him?!
・❥・"Stand down!" A loud voice barked. The authority in it was present as he eyeballed the source. Tall. Blond haired and blue eyed with tattoos or markings of some sorts on his face. One eye was shut with a scar dragging over it with his own armor gleaming in the light. "We mean no harm." The gleam in his eye said otherwise.
・❥・He did not back down, but he did allow you to step in front of him. Even if he quickly wrapped an arm around your hips. That earned him a few glares. Good.
・❥・"He doesn't either!" You quickly reassured. "This is another Link!"
・❥・...I'm sorry, did you say another? Were these all...him? He sincerely hoped not. It seemed the rest of them agreed as another one, seemingly younger than that Wind character if his height was anything to go by, stepped up, pushing against Sidon's Trident, even if it didn't move. "My jewel, you know I would never doubt you, but...are you sure?"
・❥・You hurriedly explained everything to them, even going as far as to raise his hand that clutched the Master sword in front of them. He eyed their cautious expressions before another was stepping forward. He had some sort of white cape wrapped around him and was holding another version of the Master Sword, supposedly, in front of him. She didn't quite gleam like his did, but he supposed that was because his was fresh from a ten thousand year power nap.
・❥・"Then he wouldn't mind putting what you say to the test, would he, songbird?" The sword was offered.
・❥・In an act of pure spite, his own was sheathed as he kept his hand around your waist, reaching forward and wrapping his fingers around the blade. The blade let out a chime before an echo rung in his head.
・❥・'Welcome, Hero of the Zonai.'
・❥・...He was going to kill Hylia.
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neon-tigre95 · 4 months
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I love tumblr bc the algorithm is eternal, I can post trash at whatever hour I like and it may or may not reach people...today? Tomorrow? Next year? Who knows, but here's more RATBOI content anyways 🐀
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thebaronfelidae · 2 months
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Vash the Stampede
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teamskulladventures · 24 days
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Judge: Mr. Guzma, Sir it seems that you are being charged with operating a gang, assisting a criminal organization that intended to open up interdimentional portals, and bullying trial goers. How do you plead?
Guzma: Nuh uh
Nanu: The fuck you mean Nuh uh?!?
😎🪲🧉☠️😎🪲🧉☠️😎🪲🧉☠️😎🪲🧉☠️
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creatrixcymraes · 9 months
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have more selfies, cos the warm weather agrees with me 🌞
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pnaplss · 8 months
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Ya boy is back.
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cheeriointhevent · 8 months
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babe wake up people are making inky mystery sonas
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This is Cheerio (didn’t know what else to call him lmao). He used to be a recorder angel but he fell after accidentally learning a bunch of forbidden knowledge from a magic infinite book. That’s why he’s got funky eyes and a dim halo :)
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autumnn-catt · 2 months
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It's ya boy
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beezleberry-breakie · 2 years
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Holy shit I made another one ║ ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ ║. I'm either very depressed or very bored...probably both.
Disclaimer: I do not own Friend, Keagan, or STNAF, they belong to @stnaf-vn
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You enter through the door, the soft hum of the overhead lights reflecting off the large meeting room table that stood between you and this young woman. God you weren't getting paid enough for this. Without even glancing from your clipboard you sat down in the chair across from her, fingers pressing the buttons to start the tape recording. Your temples were already throbbing due to the stress induced headache.
"Hello, Aofie", you gave your name, "I'm Keagan's lawyer and I'm just here to ask you some questions about the night of his accident. First question is, Who are you?"
The woman was taken aback.
"What do you mean 'wHo aRe yOU', you literally just said my name gobshite"
You grinded your teeth, this bitch, she was just as sarcastic as the other one. Why was your client messing with these types of people?
You sighed, "I'm sorry, I should've clarified, for legality reasons I need to know who you are and what your occupation is".
That seemed to calm her down.
"Oh well then. My name is Aofie Kelly, or Mango, and I work in the business office down the road as a junior accountant".
You stopped listening after hearing her nickname.
"Mango?"
"Yea!" her eyes seemed to sparkle at mention, "I got the nickname after Friend and I had a Mango eating contest", she crossed her arms triumphantly, "Guess who ended up being the winner", she haughtily chuckled making you concerned if she could even be a valid witness as Keagan said.
"Though, five tubs of mangos does seem excessive".
Oh dear God you were dealing with an idiot.
You sighed, rereading the sheet on your clipboard. You needed to wind her down before asking about her relationship with Keagan.
"What are you hobbies, interests, relationship with family?
Aofie squinted her eyes at you.
"What is this, are you trying to reunite Kellogg's and I?", she gave an exasperated gasp, "I'll have you know I am now in a committed relationship with the Lort, and he frowns upon those who try to steer his sheep away!".
You had never in your life wanted to clock out and go home to cry. This child was on another level.
"No, Aofie. It's just protocol to ask these questions before we hit the big stuff. I'm trying to be your pal here".
She nodded, looks like things finally clicked in her brain for once. Thank whatever deity was on your side today.
"Well" She started ticking things off her fingers, "Hobbies really center around baking. Got a gift for it somehow, Friend and dah said my cooking could even make the slumbering Gods wake".
...You didn't think was anyway a good thing.
"Naming a few my interests are baking obvs, watching trashy reality tv, metal core, dance, and tending to me cows when I go back home to Ireland".
"Ireland?"
"Yup my mum and dah are both from there, though we think mum may have originated from Nigeria".
"So you're close with your parents?"
She nodded furiously, a sugar coated smile sketched her face.
"Of course and they love to come down to visit Friend and I. Said he's the sweetest thing next to butter pudding".
That checked out. You scanned the sheet for the next question.
"It says here you know both Friend and Keagan at the time of the incident? Can you tell me what happaned"
Aofie seemed to have lost any happiness that she was radiating earlier.
"Uh, aye. See," she cleared her throat, "I guess he thought it would be a funny joke to drive out to the middle of no where, and push me out at midnight no less".
"He, you mean Keagan? Your ex-boyfriend"
"Yes, that's what I said, Kendrick"
Oh my God.
"He and his friends just pushed me out and then drove away laughing", she was sniffing now, tears threatening to fall. You pushed a tissue box towards her, having some wane of sympathy for the young woman.
You knew Keagan had a past but it wasn't fair to bring someone innocent into his chaos. Your interview with Friend earlier in the week, you could understand his anger towards Keagan.
"What happened next, Ms. Aofie?"
She took a tissue to wipe the tears from her eyes, "Well, I was just so scared. We'd been drinking and I was just so lost and cold. I wasn't sure what to do, so I called the only person who I knew that was always there for me".
"Friend?"
Her radiant smile returned to her face. "Yup, he came to get me hauling ass on their motorcycle in the rain!", A few tears seemed to have slipped out, but they seemed more to be from happiness than anger, "I've never had anyone outside family care for me so much. Friend even stayed over for the night after rescuing me so I wouldn't feel alone".
You smiled softly, jotting down extra notes that you deemed the tape recorder wouldn't capture. "That's good to hear, it seems you have someone well into your corner".
"Aye! I couldn't ask for someone better".
"Last question". Seriousness grafted back into your words as you sat up in your chair. Eyes boring into Aofie's curios emerald eyes. "My client indicated that the reason he crashed, wasn't because he was drunk-".
She snorted, you raised a brow at the sound, but continued.
"-but because Friend threw his helmet at the driver's side window as he went to pick you up. Did Friend ever tell you this?".
A look of shock planted on Aofie's face, it almost seemed like she was confused at the idea that her friend could even do something as awful as that and ruin someone else's life.
"N-no. They're not like that at all", she gave a look of frustration, "As long as I've known Friend they've been nothing but the best to me even when I deserted them. I've never known them as anything but caring".
You tilted your head. "How do you know that their anger is a side that you've never seen? What if it's all a ploy to keep you closer?".
Aofie slammed her hands on the table before she stood up. "Look here gobshite, I've already taken more than enough abuse from Keagan when it came to Friend. All the wasted years I stayed with that useless drunk, are days I wish I could've spent with Friend and", her fingers ran through her auburn brown curls, seems you hit a nerve, "and I look back and see that Friend has been loving me from beginning to end and I've closed the door on my life with Keagan for good".
Before you could even stop her, Aofie had picked up her purse and left the meeting room, door slammed behind her departure.
You flinched, this wasn't going to end well for your client and his future. Turning back around, you flicked off the tape recorder then picked your cell phone. Fingers swiping the screen to tap on a certain contact.
A few rings then a pick up, "Yea, what? Is she going to have my back?"
Zeus help you in these trying times, you rubbed your eyes before sighing loudly.
"No. Aofie Kelly will not testify to your good character".
You moved the phone away from your ear as Keagan screamed on the other side. Serves this brat right.
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alex-just-vibing · 9 months
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guess who still can't fucking fall asleep
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a series of screenshots ive collected from or about orv (several courtesy of @bobisnolongerhere)
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artbybai · 1 year
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IT’S YA (bunny) BOI, (bun)STRUCTION IN (bunny) FORM!!!
I really oughta start drawing more of Guzma as a bun soon
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alola-reblogging · 2 months
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Been reading the manga lately, forever loving these two ♡ ~♡
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sunofzaun · 1 year
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