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#jegulus as parents 😭
daddiesdrarryy · 2 years
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McGonagall: Who’s your hero, Harry?
Harry, 11 years old: I choose Merlin as my hero, because both my dads also love Merlin. When they’re in their bedroom at night, I always hear them yelling “Merlin”
McGonagall: ...
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uccmd · 2 years
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james is the type of father who will pretend that he ate a live cockroach, which supposed to cheer up the child, but in the end make him worry and cry.
regulus is the type of father who can calm the baby by rocking him in his arms, saying, "come on, baby, don't cry. your papa just made a really stupid joke. terribly stupid, right? maybe he'll buy us ice cream to apologize. and without any cockroaches! yes, bunny?".
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wowtufleco · 2 years
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Regulus enters the room with James: So Harry finally fell asleep. You know what that means?
James: Are we going to have sex tonight?
Regulus climbs into the sheets and hugs James: No, we can finally sleep peacefully.
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daddiesdrarryy · 2 years
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Regulus: What are you doing? Are you wearing armour?
James: Harry just slapped me with one glove. He may not know what it means but I’m a man of honour, Reggie. We duel at dawn today
Regulus: James, he’s six, you can’t possibl-
James: DAWN!
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daddiesdrarryy · 2 years
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*1985*
Regulus: Harry, can you read the alphabet for me again?
Harry: Okay, papa! A is for apple, B for banana, C for cherries, D for daddy long legs, E for-
Regulus: Wait, D is what, Harry?
Harry: D is for daddy long legs!
Regulus: ...
Regulus: Did Sirius babysit you earlier?
Harry: Yes, papa
Regulus: ...I need to make a call
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