~ooh~ you wanna watch Nanbaka so bad ~ooh~
here's some dub moments that i think are pretty funny :D
"I was beaten into a coma!" <- Jyugo
"Yeah, well- my body's pretty sore too >:(" <- Uno, after Jyugo came back from solitary
"DON'T PULL MY HAIR UNTIL WE AGREE ON A FRICKIN SAFEWORD! GET OFF ME!" *funky music plays* <- Uno, not realizing his hair was being tugged on by a surveillance doll
*jyugo, uno, and nico fall through the floor after laughing at a caged Hajime*
"...that's what you get." <- Hajime, flipping them off after they fall out of sight
"You should be worried, damnit! 😭" <- Nico, Uno, and Jyugo
"Obviously not. We're like- double in prison. Hence the cuffs 🙄" <- Upa
"Dude, thats... so not nice 😟" <- Uno
"Shit happens, man 😒" <- Jyugo, on the subject of someone else's murder
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It's me again can you do a fluff Jyugo x Uno scenario?
Jyunooo my beloveeed °˖✧◝(⁰O⁰)◜✧˖° Of course I shall write the OTP!!
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🔓🎲 Grumpy - Uno X Jyugo Scenario 🎲🔓
“Fuck off, Uno!”
“Aww, cmooon~, don’t treat me like that!”
Uno poked at Jyugo’s blanketed form in the bunk bed, trying his best to coax his lover out, to no avail. He opted to reach for the corner of the blanket and pull it, but Jyugo’s arm quickly moved to firmly press into it, keeping him from pulling it off
“Again, fuck off!”
“You can’t stay mad at me forever, cutie!”
“Watch me.”
Nico and Rock watched, both confused. After Jyugo and Uno had returned from the recreation room (Nico and Rock had stayed behind, as Nico had a checkup and Rock decided to keep him company), Jyugo had seemed so bitter with Uno, refusing to so little as look at him and retreating to the bunk bed after Uno’s playful teasing didn’t let up.
“Uh, what exactly has Jyugo so pissed off?”
Rock questioned, raising a brow and putting his hands on his hips. Uno turned around to look at Rock, snickering under his breath.
“He’s just embarrased cause I kept flirting with him in front of the others.”
“Shut up!!” Jyugo yowled, and Rock and Nico could just hear the blushiness in his tone.
“Awww, Jyugo!” Nico laughed, “Don’t be embarrased! Uno’s just showing you how much he loves you!”
“Yeah? Well I could live without people staring at Uno and I for publicly making out!”
Rock sputtered a bit and laughed, bringing a hand to his mouth. “Making out? I thought you said you were just flirting with him!”
Uno put his hands behind his head, making a “3 mouth” and glancing to the side. “Okay, so I wasn’t just flirting.”
He then grinned and crossed his arms. “But! Like Nico said, I’m just provin’ my love, and the fact that Jyugo and I are off the market! So, win-win!”
Jyugo finally peeked his head out from under the blanket almost comically, and finally, his cellmates could see just how red he was in the face as he scowled at his boyfriend.
“You don’t need to prove shit! First of all, I already know you love me, we’re dating! And second, half the prison knows we’re together by now so who the fuck cares?!”
Uno laughed and turned to approach Jyugo, reaching out to boop him, making the recipent’s nose scrunch and his eyes widen and blink.
“Maybe I just love teasing the shit out of you cause your little tantrums are adorable.”
Jyugo glared at him, somehow getting even redder before throwing the blanket over his face again. However, this time, Uno managed to grab the side of it before he could pin it down under his arms and yanked it off the bed.
“Uno, no--” Jyugo growled, but was grabbed and pulled off the bed into a tight hug. Or was it just Uno trying to keep him from hiding away again? Yeah.. it’s probably that. Maybe.
Jyugo whacked at Uno’s shoulders, trying to get him to release him, but it proved futile. The gambler wouldn’t budge, even as he groaned out “Lemme go”s and “Get off me”s into his chest.
“Nope. You’re stuck with me now.” Uno chirped, smirking victoriously. “Besides, it’s not like you don’t like it when I hold you~”
Jyugo eventually stopped fighting and groaned in defeat, his upper body going limp and resting against Uno’s chest. Though his words were mumbled and almost inaudible, Uno could pick up on him saying, “I fuggin’ hate youuuu..”
Uno just laughed.
“Love you too, babe.”
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Unless you don't ship it, can you do 1115 headcanons?
I ship it!!
-I can see Uno being a top
-I can also see Jyugo wanting to be a top for once, which makes Uno a bit uncomfortable (since he’s not used to being bottom) but he let’s Jyugo do it anyway cause he loves his bby
-Uno is always hanging on Jyugo, but Jyugo likes the attention
-Jyugo is kind of bad at dropping hints when he wants something from Uno (like cuddles or kisses), but Uno tends to pick up on them anyway due to his skill in reading other people’s body language and expressions
-Nico and Rock always tell them how cute they are together, and how they never thought Uno would go for another guy
-Nico eventually called Uno out as being bisexual
-Hajime is not even surprised. He saw it coming.
-Uno is always giving Jyugo butterfly kisses and whispering sweet little nothings
-They give each other comfort in all sorts of ways
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