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[godsofhumanity]

Zeus: why do the humans have fire?

Prometheus: wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?

#submission #i've been DYING to use this quote on zeus but i didn't know any context for it so ty for this!!! #laatmaasquanariin #zeus #prometheus #greek titans #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #s: submitter #queuetzalcoatl

[autismactuallyspeaks]

Y mentioned elder scrolls.

I heard there was an Argonian character that was raised away from the history, and therefore didnt grow up like other Argonians.

Apparently hes also confirmed to be autistic (in a sense)

Sadly I cant remember his name fir the life of me and I was hoping you would know more about him?

oh gosh i feel like i vaguely remember what you’re talking about, but i can’t remember his name either. There’s also Brad-Shei who is a dunmer raised by argonians, although i’m assuming that’s not what you’re talking about

#ask #laatmaasquanariin #tes #eso #special interest tag #skyrim #argonian

[autistic-flirting]

Autistic flirting: I love when you let me tug on your earlobes and make star wars blaster noises when doing so.

#actuallyautistic #autistic flirting #stimming #auditory stimming #LGBTQIA #submission #laatmaasquanariin

[itsfuckingcanon]

“I've talked to you about echolalia before, and this sounds similar.”- @laatmaasquanariin

Yoyoyo bare with me I have no clue how to reply to replies on Tumblr even after looking it up, so this will have to do.

Okay so yes after you say this that does sound like it makes a lot of sense. With the whole repetition of phrases thing, and being used in nonsensical ways, and whatnot.

Thank you for the enlightenment!!!

[godsofhumanity]

Ares, finding out that throwing children is good for their development (as long as they land safely of course): Honey, where’s Harmonia?

Aphrodite: out in the garden why?

Ares, blowing up a bouncy castle: cuz I'm bout to be the best dad ever!!!

#submission #**just changed Hebe to Harmonia since hebe is ares' sister not his daughter #ares #aphrodite #harmonia #laatmaasquanariin #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #s: submitter #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Everybody knows that Hades makes an excellent evil guy for modern media. ( if you forget that hes just a hardworking grumblepuss that loves his wife and kids)

Hes the god of the dead!!! That's evil right!?

But I'm here to say that's hokey, and having hades as your BBEG ( big bad evil guy) shows you lack creative drive.

If your going to have a good bbeg in the greek myth genre, I would go as far as to say Hephaestus is the greatest choice out there.

Think about it. He was cast off Olympus by his parent for simply having a noodly leg.

His intelligence is on par with the likes of Athena in regards to craftsmanship, yet remains unrecognized.

His wife left him for another man ( regardless of if you follow the classical thier still married but hes a cuck it still applies)

He has plenty of motive.

His plan?

Hephaestus is the god of fire, creativity, industry, craft, and metalworking.

Hes building an unstoppable robot army in his foundry under Mt. Etna.

Every creation of his that has been stopped by prior heroes, from the Stymphalion crowd to the mighty Talos( his giant gundam oc) were merely prototypes to test the design, and thousands of millions more models are being pumped out on a daily basis and his invasion plan is almost about to begin.

Protagonist of story has to find away to stop Forge Daddy from setting the world ablaze, and casting the remains of humanity in plaster and bronze.

#submission #this was great until you called Hephaestus ''forge daddy'' #please never repeat that ever again #hephaestus #laatmaasquanariin

[godsofhumanity]

Thor, in his secret cabin: HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE!!?? Ares, making a sandwich: I typed "B****" in the GPS and it led me here

#submission #HORUS ARES AND THOR HANGING OUT TOGETHER #AND ALSO FREYJA BASTET AND SEKHMET #AND PERUN AND HUITZILOPOCHTLI #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #thor #ares #brotp #greek x norse #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #s: unknown #what if you.. added the source.. in ur submission.. as the rules state.. jks aha.. unless? #laatmaasquanariin #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

I'd like to think that Ares would be really good at chess, for different reasons than Athena.

Where as Athena would take her time playing everything carefully until no matter what her opponent does it suits her, Ares ( usually recognized as the god embodying the brutality and carnage of war) would play a series of short term victories.

He would constantly win engagements, slowly winning by attrition.

His pieces never there to be taken, but always ready to pounce the moment you move.

His focus isnt the king, like Athena.

Its demolishing said kings empire stone my bloody stone

#submission #^^this #support chess nerd ares rights #ares #athena #hc #laatmaasquanariin

[godsofhumanity]

Dionysus, eating dinner: they said I could never put hamburger on a cheesecake

Isis: Jail. Prison. Penitentiary. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT!!!

#submission #DIONYSUS IN EGYPT DIONYSUS IN EGYPT DIONYSUS IN EGYPT #obsessed with this idea thx anon #laatmaasquanariin #dionysus #isis #greek x egyptian #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #queuetzalcoatl #s: unknown

[godsofhumanity]

Since the greek and roman pantheon are practically the same but with different names and slightly different personalities, how would this family wide case of mpd affect relations with other pantheons?

ooh i like to imagine that the roman pantheon and the greek pantheon are different. because the romans would definitely have focused more on aspects that their culture glorified especially concerning Mars and Minerva. the trickiest case is that of Apollo who is pretty much the same in both pantheons. i’ve come to the conclusion that the pantheons distinguish between them by calling one “romapollo” and “apollo”.

#greek mythology #roman mythology #asks #laatmaasquanariin #hc

[godsofhumanity]

Hephaestus: please make sure that all small items are properly secured while on the ride

Chernobog: do you feel safe :)

Hermes: I will hit you

#submission #hephaestus #chernobog #hermes #yeah small hermes #slavic x greek #slavic gods #slavic mythology #incorrect slavic gods #incorrect slavic mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #s: unknown #laatmaasquanariin #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

If you anger any of the gods, they kill you in a creative way.

You anger Dionysus, he will get your friends and family to dance a jig on your flayed but still living body because you quote," threw off the emperors groove."

#submission #dionysus #laatmaasquanariin

[godsofhumanity]

I like to think Athena started the whole wise owl thing so no one can judge her when she puts cute adorable outfits and accessories on her owl Jerome

(dont ask why that's the name of one of her owls I just think it's a good name for one)

Until Isis walks in on Athena giving jerome just the most amazing bow on his lil head.

Which causes Athena to freak because her whole tough smart girl act will be ruined forever.

Until Isis pulls out her falcon which is dressed all snazzy in a tuxedo.

And now the two secretly share thier love of adorable birds of prey in cute outfits together

#submission #this^^^^ #athena #isis #hc #laatmaasquanariin #egyptian x greek

[godsofhumanity]

Hermes: You dont need to drink alcohol to have fun!!!

Thor: Well, you dont need running shoes to run but it fuckin helps now dont it?!

#please please please remember to READ the RULES of the SUBMISSION and ADD the SOURCE #in other news- i #read that in chris hemsworth's voice whoops #hermes #thor #greek x norse #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #submission #laatmaasquanariin #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

This is an extremely weird question but here goes.

What do the different gods smell like?

Like if they walked past you on the street, and you smelled that smell, what would that smell be that tipped you off?

Like...I imagine if hades walked past, itd smell like coal, or rock dust.

Ra I'd imagine smells like hot flowers...

And so on and so on...

omg uhh i think something like this:

HEPHAESTUS | fire, wood, oil, stuff burning, metal

ARES | blood and sweat, metal, really masculine cologne (but only slightly)

APHRODITE | floral scents, something like the ocean

DEMETER | petrichor

HADES | mint, or something that has that cooling sort of scent

HERA | citrus, sweet lemons, or an elegant floral scent

ZEUS | strong cologne, like old spice kinda

POSEIDON | beach, sea foam

HESTIA | ashes, light incense scent

ARTEMIS | minty

APOLLO | floral, like a summer scent

ATHENA | new book scent. not floral at all. something subtle

HERMES | axe body spray like a boys’ changing room

#laatmaasquanariin #hephaestus #ares #aphrodite #demeter #hades #hera #zeus #poseidon #hestia #artemis #apollo #athena #hermes #hc #asks

[godsofhumanity]

Not sure if its true or not, but I heard somewhere that in Norse culture, women handled the money, because math and whatnot was seen as magical,and since women are inherently magical in nature( they bring g men into this world and out of it) it's better to just leave it to them, lest you get cursed or sumthin

#submission #LMAOOO that's pretty funny #wait how do women bring men 'out' of this world... #laatmaasquanariin