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Botanic Tournament : Laurels Bracket !
Round 1 Poll 4 Redo
It was supposed to last 7 days and it will, sorry for the mix up !
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Both names comes from Laurel
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Canon Sapphic Characters Tournament Round Two (Bracket 7)
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wasted-women · 4 months
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ROUND 1D, MATCH 1 OUT OF 8!
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Causes of Death & Propaganda Under the Cut:
Laurel Lance
Cause of Death: Stabbed
Propaganda:
Her arc was NOT over— she was about to retire as a superhero and be a kickass lawyer. Also you may want to fact check this but I’ve heard the showrunner (or at least someone near the top making big decisions in that season) hated her as a character
Vanessa Carlysle
Cause of Death: Shot by gangsters hunting for her boyfriend
Propaganda:
The first movie shows that she's so freakin cool and badass and confident and caring and sexy and doesn't take shit from anybody. And she's in the second movie for a Whole Scene before she dies and it's all about them having kids. And after she dies it's like she only existed as Wade's fiancee, like no one else is mourning her, does she have any friends?? Did she have any kind of life outside of Wade???
Despite Deadpool being known for being very aware of medium and genre, the writers of Deadpool 2 showed zero awareness in killing off Vanessa Carlysle solely to motivate her boyfriend, the protagonist. This is played completely unironically - the writers themselves say it! From a Vulture article:
"[...] Then I think at some point somebody just said, ‘Y’know, Deadpool kind of works best when he’s had everything taken away from him, when he suffers.’ So the thought was maybe we can really, really engender great suffering for him by having his line of work be the thing that costs Vanessa her life."
So they made them decide to starting a family only to kill her off in the same scene 👍.
Vanessa was originally not even supposed to die, but they changed that without a thought so the male protagonist would suffer more! And of course, the WAY she dies is made to be all about him, too!
The writers were apparently surprised with all the criticism they received for this scene! Because they were not aware of the concept of fridging at all. 😐
Just because you are aware what fridging is it doesn't mean you have a carte blanche to do it??? Being self aware doesn't make it less stupid.
Deadpool is literally about subverting overused comic tropes and the writers did not know about this overused trope and executed it to a T.
Eudora Patch
Cause of Death: Shot saving her love interest's brother
Propaganda:
Her and Diego have an interesting dynamic. Exes who clearly still like each other. They had a nice mutual trust and respect which would have been nice to see grow over time
In some of the short time we see her as her own character, we see her as a mature, level headed but ultimately kind.
Not only is her death purely to motivate Diego with a revenge motive, it only motivates him for the rest of season 1. Come season 2, He has a new love interest and Eudora doesn't even get mentioned.
I don't think Klaus ever even acknowledges her sacrifice saving him and yes he now has his own dead lover to grieve because god forbid character think about more than one person at once.
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yourbelgianthings · 3 months
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Bracket D Round 1
Poll 8
Laurel (@sp00ky-doodles) vs. Cherry Thaxton (@sanfielle)
207. Laurel (@sp00ky-doodles)
He/him
He's sooooo cute and evil in a fun disney villain way. he's gay he's silly he's even divorced. what more could you want
Laurel is a 7'6" pale elf full of magic slime that comes out as his hair. he wears goth clothes and is very long and pointy.
208. Cherry Thaxton (@sanfielle)
mew/mews (mew took mews dog to the park)
#femewnism .... feminism for catgirls. mews a silly beast who likes to make video games to flex on mews friends. mew is crazy smart and mew knows it. also mew is a little bit of a flopgirl since mew has a huge crush on mews own ex girlfriend. #SUCKS
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dizzythegreat · 1 year
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mitski fans with too much time on their hands, stop right here 🛑
any mitski fans who know anything at all about brackets or seeding who want to start a mitski song bracket please let me know 🙏🙏
rb to find me some fellow mitski fans because i have like 0.84 followers love youuu
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hotvintagepoll · 24 days
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Propaganda
Jane Fonda (Barbarella, Sunday in New York, Barefoot in the Park)—Feminist icon, LGBTQ+ rights activist since the 70s, Civil Rights and Native American rights advocate, environmentalist… she really is THE woman ever
France Nuyen (South Pacific)—Her film debut was In Love and War (1958) and in the same year she was in South Pacific in which she played Lait. She was nominated for this role at the Golden Globes as New Star Of The Year in 1959 and at the Laurel Awards for Golden Laurel - Top Female New Personality She often played romantic leads in films set during wars. I also think she just had the most beautiful smile.
This is round 3 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
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Jane Fonda:
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" I assume she's already been submitted but I gotta make sure. I think there's an element to movies like Barbarella or her segment of Spirit of the Dead of those having been directed by her husband, who famously made movies about her being hot, and the incredible costume design also helped, but good lord. Look at her"
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"She was so pretty, dear lord! She was and still us stunning. She’s great at comedy and drama."
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"Shes so hot im so gay for me i will let her hit me with hers car"
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"Gorgeous and also still getting arrested at climate protests, which is sexy behavior"
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"Watching her in Barefoot in the Park seriously made me, a straight woman, question things"
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"PLEASE I LOVE HER SO MUCH"
"Her vibes in these movies are so interesting because she, the daughter of an Old Hollywood star, went on to make both poignant dramatic movies and the some of the silliest things you've ever seen but even in the silly space adventures and sexploitations there's always this undeniable gravitas to her. It's like she's able not to take herself very seriously but at the same time never stops having this grace and elegance and makes it all work together. And she's always been very politically active which is also sexy. Her famous mugshot is from 1970 so right at the cutoff mark but come on"
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Today - March 12th, 1974 - Queen Story!
Interview with Freddie Mercury – NME
by Julie Webb
It was clear for all to see that Queen’s Freddie Mercury wasn’t in the best of health. His hair lacked the recent attention of heated curling tongs; a cold sore was erupting above his upper lip; and horror – seems he’d not been able to summon enough strength to apply Biba black nail polish to more than one hand.
Mercury was worried as the camera lens zoomed in on him. He beseeched us to “touch up the picture to remove the cold sore if you can.”
I know it sounds like we’re setting the guy up, but he takes it all in good heart. Why, last time we met he stated he was “gay as a daffodil” – and here he was, willingly holding a daffodil in hand, outside Buckingham Palace. He posed regally, shirt temporarily coming unhitched from his trousers, revealing a hairy chest.
The British tour sapped most of the Mercury energy. Bedridden with laryngitis when it finished, he had just a few free days to repair any mental or physical damage before Queen joined Mott The Hoople on their two-month tour of America.
He is, in short pretty knackered – and if the American tour seems to be happening too soon after Britain, there’s no way he can change things.
I’d like a couple of weeks off, but you’ve got to push yourself. But we’re at a stage in our careers, my dear, where it’s just got to be done. I shall be resting on my laurels soon…”
He stops, considers the last remark and realises he may have said the wrong thing. Hurriedly he comes in with, “To put it another way, I shall try and reap my profits. I’ve worked my ass off these past few months. I’ve worked till I’ve dropped and after a while you physically can’t do it.”
Didn’t he think the British tour was a bit too busy, what with so many gigs included. “Yes it was a heavy tour, but it put us in a different bracket overnight. It’s a tour we had to do and I think now we’ve done it we can do the next British tour on our own terms, exactly how we like.
“With this tour we were booked in well beforehand at semi-big venues and, by the time we came to doing them, we had the album out, we’d got a bit of TV exposure and everything escalated. I think if we’d waited we could have done all the big venues – it’s just a matter of timing. But I’m glad we did the tour when we did. Even though there was a lot of physical and mental strain – so many things to worry about other than the music.”
A situation not improved by the fact that all members of Queen are, according to Mercury, “very highly strung”. Add to that his admitted bad temper. “I’m very emotional. Whereas before, I was given time to make my decisions, now nearly all of us are so highly strung we just snap. We always argue but I think it’s a healthy sign because we get to the root of the matter and squeeze the best out. But lately so much is happening, it’s escalating so fast that everybody wants to know almost instantly, and I certainly get very temperamental.”
“You’ve got to know where to draw the line. But the public always come first – it’s a corny thing to say but I mean it. Lately I’ve been throwing things around which is very unlike me. I threw a glass at someone the other day. I think I’m going to go mad in a few years time; I’m going to be one of those insane musicians.”
It’s at this point that I begin to wonder about Mercury. On stage he lords it around like some old slag. Offstage, he’s vain, camp – yet a nice enough dude.
He just has an unfortunate way with him during interviews, coming out with quotes and stories that are bound to be misconstrued or lay him wide open to mickey-taking. This could well account for some of the unkind press the band have received.
“I think, to an extent, we are a sitting target because we gained popularity quicker than most bands and we’ve been talked about more than any other band in the last month, so it’s inevitable. Briefly, I’d be the first one to accept fair criticism. I think it would be wrong if all we got were good reviews – but it’s when you get unfair, dishonest reviews where people haven’t done their homework that I get annoyed.” Unlike many British bands, they’ve waited until the time was right and are appearing on the same bill as Mott, who will assuredly pull in large crowds.
So the present and the future seem well assured I enquire about the past – like, what kind of family background does a guy like Mercury have?
“Middle-class. Musicians aren’t social rejects any more. If you mean; Have I got upper class parents who put a lot of money into me? Was I spoilt? – no. My parents were very strict. I wasn’t the only one, I’ve got a sister, I was at boarding school for nine years so I didn’t see my parents that often. That background helped me a lot because it taught me to fend for myself.”
Boarding school… if we are to believe stories that circulate about boarding schools – brutish behaviour, homosexual goings-on – well, the mind positively boggles in Freddie Mercury’s case.
I broach the subject…
“it’s stupid to say there is no such thing in boarding schools. All the things they say about them are more or less true. All the bullying and everything else. I’ve had the odd schoolmaster chasing me. It didn’t shock me because somehow boarding schools… you’re not confronted by it, you are just slowly aware of it. It’s going through life.”
So was he the pretty boy who everyone wanted to lay?
“Funnily enough, yes. Anybody goes through that. I was considered the arch poof.”
So how about being bent?
“You’re a crafty cow. Let’s put it this way, there were times when I was young and green. It’s a thing schoolboys go through. I’ve had my share of schoolboy pranks. I’m not going to elaborate further.”
Oh dear. And just when we were doing so well.
📸 Pic: 1974 - Freddie Mercury posing
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asterixlabs · 28 days
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Bracket is now updated! Apologies for it being sort of difficult to read - I didn’t really find a way to get it much better than this. Polls will go live on Friday April 5th at 9AM EST and last for 1 week.
All polls linked under the cut
Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra (live action) vs Deux Romains en Gaule
The Twelve Tasks of Asterix vs Adventures of Dogmatix
Asterix and the Big Fight (movie) vs Asterix and the Magic Carpet
Asterix and Cleopatra (animated) vs The Golden Book
Asterix at the Olympic Games (BD) vs Asterix and the Chariot Race
Asterix and Cleopatra (BD) vs Asterix and the White Iris
Asterix and Obelix all at Sea vs Asterix and the Secret Weapon
Asterix and the Big Fight (BD) vs Asterix and Obelix vs Caesar (live action)
Asterix and the Roman Agent vs Idéfix et le druide
Asterix and the Cauldron vs Ça balance pas mal à Lutèce!
Asterix and the Black Gold vs Asterix and Caesar's Gift
Asterix in Switzerland vs Asterix and the Great Crossing
Asterix in Spain vs Asterix and the Missing Scroll
Asterix and the Banquet vs Asterix and the Griffin
Obelix and Co vs Asterix at the Olympic Games (movie)
Asterix in Britain (animated) vs Asterix and the Class Act
Asterix the Legionary vs Les Romains se prennent une gamelle!
Asterix and the Great Divide vs Asterix in Belgium
Asterix and the Golden Sickle vs Asterix and the Picts
Asterix and the Chieftan's Shield vs Asterix the Gaul (movie)
Asterix the Gladiator vs Asterix & Obelix: The Middle Kingdom
Asterix and Son vs Asterix Versus Caesar (animated)
Asterix and the Laurel Wreath vs Asterix and the Falling Sky
Asterix the Gaul (BD) vs Dogmatix and the Indomitables (TV)
Asterix in Corsica vs Les irréductibles font leur cirque
Asterix and the Vikings (movie) vs The Secret of the Magic Potion
Asterix and the Normans (BD) vs Asterix Conquers America
Asterix and the Goths vs God Save Britannia (live action)
The Mansions of the Gods (movie) vs Asterix and the Chieftan's Daughter
The Mansions of the Gods (BD) vs How Obelix fell into the Magic Potion
Asterix and the Soothsayer vs Asterix and the Actress
Asterix in Britain (BD) vs Pas de quartier pour le latin!
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tree-fight · 1 month
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Bracket 1
Polls will be posted at 9 AM eastern time, and will last one week. They will be posted in groups of four, spread out over four days. The matchups are as follows:
Tree of Knowledge vs Nikau
Silky Oak vs Palo Verde
Burr Oak vs Bladder Nut
Wattle vs Mānuka
Lego Tree vs Mountain Cabbage
Phylogenetic Tree vs Dwarf Birch
Weeping Willow vs Crepe Myrtle
Bird Cherry vs Karaka
Coral Tree vs Mimosa Tree
Norfolk Island Pine vs Skill Tree
21 vs Red Capped Gum
Mountain Rhododendron vs Monkey Puzzle Tree
Quaking Aspen vs Bradford Pear
Peach Plum vs Douglas Fir
Texas Mountain Laurel vs Broccoli
Sycamore vs Banana Tree
Polls 1-4 will be released on March 26 at 9AM eastern time
Polls 5-8 will be released on March 27 at 9AM eastern time
Polls 9-12 will be released on March 28 at 9AM eastern time
Polls 13-16 will be released on March 29 at 9AM eastern time
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laytonnpcbracket · 10 months
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Welcome to the Layton NPC Showdown!
This is a bracket to determine which of the many memorable NPCs from across the Professor Layton games are the greatest.
GAMES INCLUDED: Every game except LBMR. Eternal Diva characters are also not included here.
WHAT COUNTS AS AN NPC?: Anyone who doesn't have a puzzle animation. Characters excluded are Layton, Luke, Flora, Clive, Emmy, Randall, Aurora, Des, Espella, Phoenix, Maya, Katrielle, Ernest, Sherl, Hastings, and Emiliana.
WILL THERE BE NOMINATIONS?: Nope! Every NPC will be included.
WHAT ABOUT THE LAYTONMOBILE/MOLENTARY EXPRESS?: No vehicles. Not characters.
WHAT ABOUT THE PUZZLE LADS/LASSES?: I only plan on including characters that we can speak to in-game, so no Puzzle Lads or Lasses. Sorry to the people who like them 😔
WHICH CHARACTERS ARE INCLUDED, THEN?: Anyone who isn't an exception listed above that is in the profiles of the game! A full list is enclosed below.
WHEN WILL THE TOURNAMENT START?: More information forthcoming on that! I have to seed the bracket first :)
WHY IS NAIYA YOUR ICON?: In my opinion, she's one of the more underrated NPCs of the series. I'll probably cycle through some of the ones I have available to me right now.
WHAT CRITERIA SHOULD I VOTE ON?: Whatever makes you happy :)
ARE ALTER EGOS SEPERATE CHARACTERS?: No. For instance, Ratman is not included because his secret identity is in the tournament.
US OR UK NAMES?: I will try to make available as many names for the NPCs as possible! Which includes their Japanese names and as many names in the localizations as I am able to obtain from the wiki and my own sources. I'll probably reliably have the English (both versions where applicable), Japanese, and French names for every character when I do the bracket rounds. The list below however is entirely in English.
And now for a list of the entries! I didn't check all of these for inconsistencies, but I attempted to ascertain that I used the US versions. Some of them might be UK versions though because that's the version of the game I have (specifically Diabolical Box NPCs and Last Specter NPCs -- I know some of their US names but not all).
Franco
Stachenscarfen
Ingrid
Percy
Marco
Ramon
Matthew
Lady Dahlia Reinhold
Gordon Reinhold
Simon Reinhold
Claudia
Beatrice
Deke
Agnes
Pauly
Crouton
Flick
Rodney
Chelmey
Lucy
Zappone
Gerard
Jarvis
Adrea
Pavel
Crumm
Prosciutto
Archibald
Sylvain
Martha
Giuseppe
Augustus Reinhold
Granny Riddleton
Don Paolo
Bruno
Andrew Schrader
Anton Herzen
Katia Anderson
Sophia
Mr. Anderson
Beluga
Sammy Thunder
Macaroon
Chester
Babette
Tom
Ilyana
Geoff
Garland
Nigel
Jacques
Barton
Grousley
Steve
Capone
Mitzi
Lili
Sally
Marjorie
Conrad
Karla
Romie
Dorothea
Clabber
Oscar
Nick
Gabe
Balsa
Wurtzer
Lopez
Laurel
Parcelle
Lulu
Albert
Madeline
Remy
Angus
Kostya
Dylan
Joseph
Rory
Lila
Damon
Felix
Niles
Duke
Hopper
Olson
Derby
Dawson
Joanie
Krantz
Grinko
Marina
Opal
Ray
Gregorio
Narice
Gertie
Hamster
Precious
Winston
Claire
Dimitri Allen
Bill Hawks
Spring
Cogg
Dean Delmona
Shipley
Puzzlette
Beasley
Parrot
Subject 3
Bostro
Family Goon
Lockjaw
Splinters
Marzano
Layman
Fisheye
Silky
Shmelmey
Shmarton
Ward
Smith
Florence
Vito
Art
Niklaus
Anita
Alfie
Hazel (UF)
Adeline
Max
Becky
Margaret
Pallard
Dupree
Natalia
Harold
Horace
Hardy
Cuthbert
Segal
Catanova
Rosetta
Colby
Rudolph
Misha
Dylan
Viv
Pepper
Checker
Avogadro
Maya (UF)
Myrtle
Belle
Graham
Slate
Ernest (UF)
Berta
Minnie
Paige
Raleigh
Beacon
Mark
Rosa
Grosky
Keats
Clark Triton
Brenda Triton
Arianna Barde
Tony Barde
Doland Noble
Levin Jakes
Loosha
Toppy
Crow
Marilyn
Roddy
Scraps
Tweeds
Wren
Socket
Louis
Badger
Aldus
Charlie
Jasmine
Bucky
Fische
Beth
Mido
Clarence
Joe
Molly
Marion
Browne
Hugo
Dominica
Paddy
Brock
Aunt Taffy
Shackwell
Greppe
Goosey
Mimi
Hans Jakes
Maggie
Yamada
Sean
Olga
Finch
Sebastian
Cornelius
Chappy
Hannah
Mick
Colby
Monica
Thomas
Nate
Ewan
Chief Engineer
Naiya
Chippe
Bram
Ghent
Nordic
Gilbert
Roland Layton
Lucille Layton
Henry Ledore
Angela Ledore
Alphonse Dalston
Leonard Bloom
Sheffield
Billson
Mrs Ascot
Pascal
Guy
Lapushka
Gustav
Gonzales
Drake
Tyrone
Sterling
Mordy
Collette
Maurice
Juggles
Puck
Yukkles
Murphy
Cookie
Tanya
Firth
Madelaine
Stumble
Artie
Michelle
Nils
Frankie
Conner
Humbert
Policeman (MM)
Yuming
Esther
Lionel
Doug
Mr. Collins
Leon Bronev
Raymond
Prima
Harald
Donna
Mascha
Georg
Mackintosh
Solveig
Erik
Hazel (AL)
Igor
Sonya
Moos
Larisa
Karpin
Boris
Dariya
Pavlova
Carmichael
Amelie Chelmey
Policeman (AL)
Tommy
Morel
Chestnut
Amanita
Blewitt
Chanterelle
Button
Lepidella
Bud
Javier
Benny
Miranda
Martine
Barbara
Ruby
Scarlett
Flint
Old Red
Jesse
Derringer
Julien
Romilda
Sheppard
Piet
Felicia
Rik
Beatrix
Umid
Banu
Dana
Temir
Mehri
Nassir
Adler
Robin
Macaw
Plover
Grouse
Gannet
Swift
Carmine Accidenti
Olivia Aldente
Allan
Bardly
Zacharias Barnham
Newton Belduke
Birdly
Boistrum
Cecil
Cinderellia
Constantine
Cracker
Cutter
Darklaw
Dewey
Dzibilchaltunchunchucmil
Patty Eclaire
Eve (cat)
Flynch
Foxy
Jean Greyerl
Hoot
Judge
Kira
Knight Captain
Knightle
Lottalance
Lyewood
Lettie Mailer
Balmung
Mary
Muffet
Muggs
Ridelle Mystere
Nozey
Petal
Petter
Ms Primstone
Emeer Punchenbaug
Robbs
Old Rootie
Rouge
Servius
Shakey
Johnny Smiles
Snowy
Storyteller
Tuggit
Price
Wordsmith
Pipper Lowonida
Phineas Barnone
Madame Doublée
Liza Wight
Grant Sloans
Cesar Chance
Mustafa Fulhold
Hans Lipski
Aleks Lipski
Maverick D. Rector
Seymore Fraymes
The Major
Eddie Torre
Hayes
Maid
Wooooster
Bianca Teller
Security Guard
Shadee
Taboras Lloyd
Douglas Dert
Ratboy
Mo Heecan
Mrs Slow the Tailor
Midas Pullman
Declan Swabber
Abel Seamon
Felicity Hastings
Gene Ohm
Billy Kidd
Royall Britannias
Clover Pryce
PC Beate
DC Booker
Waiter
Séan Butchin
Bo Bells
Hessie Tate
Benjy
Bess
Keane Fisher
Bob Bracket
Stripey
Patch
Cat
Yapper
Gudrun Weldon
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Botanic Tournament : Laurels Bracket !
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Canon Sapphic Characters Tournament Round One (Bracket 7)
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freddieraimbow74 · 2 months
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12 March 1974, New Musical Express conducted an interview with Freddie Mercury by Julie Webb
“Highly Strung? We Fight Over Hair Spray”
It was clear for all to see that Queen’s Freddie Mercury wasn’t in the best of health. His hair lacked the recent attention of heated curling tongs; a cold sore was erupting above his upper lip; and horror – seems he’d not been able to summon enough strength to apply Biba black nail polish to more than one hand.
Mercury was worried as the camera lens zoomed in on him. He beseeched us to “touch up the picture to remove the cold sore if you can.”
I know it sounds like we’re setting the guy up, but he takes it all in good heart. Why, last time we met he stated he was “gay as a daffodil” – and here he was, willingly holding a daffodil in hand, outside Buckingham Palace. He posed regally, shirt temporarily coming unhitched from his trousers, revealing a hairy chest.
The British tour sapped most of the Mercury energy. Bedridden with laryngitis when it finished, he had just a few free days to repair any mental or physical damage before Queen joined Mott The Hoople on their two-month tour of America.
He is, in short pretty knackered – and if the American tour seems to be happening too soon after Britain, there’s no way he can change things.
I’d like a couple of weeks off, but you’ve got to push yourself. But we’re at a stage in our careers, my dear, where it’s just got to be done. I shall be resting on my laurels soon…”
He stops, considers the last remark and realises he may have said the wrong thing. Hurriedly he comes in with, “To put it another way, I shall try and reap my profits. I’ve worked my ass off these past few months. I’ve worked till I’ve dropped and after a while you physically can’t do it.”
Didn’t he think the British tour was a bit too busy, what with so many gigs included. “Yes it was a heavy tour, but it put us in a different bracket overnight. It’s a tour we had to do and I think now we’ve done it we can do the next British tour on our own terms, exactly how we like.
“With this tour we were booked in well beforehand at semi-big venues and, by the time we came to doing them, we had the album out, we’d got a bit of TV exposure and everything escalated. I think if we’d waited we could have done all the big venues – it’s just a matter of timing. But I’m glad we did the tour when we did. Even though there was a lot of physical and mental strain – so many things to worry about other than the music.”
A situation not improved by the fact that all members of Queen are, according to Mercury, “very highly strung”. Add to that his admitted bad temper. “I’m very emotional. Whereas before, I was given time to make my decisions, now nearly all of us are so highly strung we just snap. We always argue but I think it’s a healthy sign because we get to the root of the matter and squeeze the best out. But lately so much is happening, it’s escalating so fast that everybody wants to know almost instantly, and I certainly get very temperamental.”
“You’ve got to know where to draw the line. But the public always come first – it’s a corny thing to say but I mean it. Lately I’ve been throwing things around which is very unlike me. I threw a glass at someone the other day. I think I’m going to go mad in a few years time; I’m going to be one of those insane musicians.”
It’s at this point that I begin to wonder about Mercury. On stage he lords it around like some old slag. Offstage, he’s vain, camp – yet a nice enough dude.
He just has an unfortunate way with him during interviews, coming out with quotes and stories that are bound to be misconstrued or lay him wide open to mickey-taking. This could well account for some of the unkind press the band have received.
“I think, to an extent, we are a sitting target because we gained popularity quicker than most bands and we’ve been talked about more than any other band in the last month, so it’s inevitable. Briefly, I’d be the first one to accept fair criticism. I think it would be wrong if all we got were good reviews – but it’s when you get unfair, dishonest reviews where people haven’t done their homework that I get annoyed.” Unlike many British bands, they’ve waited until the time was right and are appearing on the same bill as Mott, who will assuredly pull in large crowds.
So the present and the future seem well assured I enquire about the past – like, what kind of family background does a guy like Mercury have?
“Middle-class. Musicians aren’t social rejects any more. If you mean; Have I got upper class parents who put a lot of money into me? Was I spoilt? – no. My parents were very strict. I wasn’t the only one, I’ve got a sister, I was at boarding school for nine years so I didn’t see my parents that often. That background helped me a lot because it taught me to fend for myself.”
Boarding school… if we are to believe stories that circulate about boarding schools – brutish behaviour, homosexual goings-on – well, the mind positively boggles in Freddie Mercury’s case.
I broach the subject…
“it’s stupid to say there is no such thing in boarding schools. All the things they say about them are more or less true. All the bullying and everything else. I’ve had the odd schoolmaster chasing me. It didn’t shock me because somehow boarding schools… you’re not confronted by it, you are just slowly aware of it. It’s going through life.”
So was he the pretty boy who everyone wanted to lay?
“Funnily enough, yes. Anybody goes through that. I was considered the arch poof.”
So how about being bent?
“You’re a crafty cow. Let’s put it this way, there were times when I was young and green. It’s a thing schoolboys go through. I’ve had my share of schoolboy pranks. I’m not going to elaborate further.”
Oh dear. And just when we were doing so well. 💛
This interview was published April 1974
📷 Freddie and Julie Webb, March 1974, photo by Joe Stevens
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HERE IS THE GREEK SEXYWOMAN BRACKET ROUND 1 MASTERPOST
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on the left side you have:
1. Medea (wife of Jason) vs Galatea (statue brought to life carved by Pygmalion)
2. Andromeda (wife of Perseus) vs Electra (daughter of Agamemnon)
3. Arachne (weaver cursed by athena) vs Echidna (mother of all monsters)
4. Antigone(daughter of Oedipus) vs Echo(cursed nymph in love with Narcissus)
5. Atalanta (married the one who could best her at a footrace) vs Ismene(daughter of Oedipus)
6. Psyche (wife of Eros) vs Iphigenia (daughter of Agamemnon)
7. Circe (witch, the Odyssey)  vs Megaera (one of the furies)
8. Eurydice (wife of Orpheus) vs Hippolyta (queen of amazons)
On the right side you have:
9.Helen (the iliad) vs Siproites (turned into a woman for seeing Artemis bathing)
10. Pandora (created by the gods to open a jar full of evil) vs Io (transformed into a cow by Zeus to hide her from Hera)
11. Ariadne (helped Theseus with the labyrinth) vs Jocasta (mother wife of Oedipus)
12. Clytemnestra (wife of Agamemnon) vs Charybdis and Scylla (The Odyssey)
13. Medusa (cursed to turn anyone she looked at into stone) vs Semele (mother of Dionysus)
14.Daphne (Turned into a laurel tree to escape apollo) vs calypso (the odyssey)
15. Penelope (Odysseus’ wife) vs Briseis (the Iliad)
16. Cassandra (cursed seer, the Iliad) vs Callisto (huntress of Artemis turned into a bear for having slept with Zeus
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Bracket D First Half!!
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193. Dexter Monroe (@cabooseisneat)
194. Usagi (@kkdragonson)                                             
195. Bunie (@ehiiehn)
196. Esteban (@spiderin-space)
197. Luther Arian Knox (@octoshott)
198. Xenia "Bonecrusher" (@mossboss030)
199. Dr. Diana Diamond (@numberposting)
200. SANGRIA (@kumied)
201. Apple (@cyndalyssa)
202. Anik Pillai (@prozac)
203. Weld (@wallspikes)
204. Weaver (@electrozilla)
205. Jakob 'Jake' Durren (@iateyourburrito)
206. Basil Devaux (@rottenthing)
207. Laurel (@sp00ky-doodles)
208. Cherry Thaxton (@sanfielle)
209. Tara "Flux" Nobel (@browncoatparadox)
210. Claire Foster (@radiohead2)
211. Pier Lombardi (@raybotonline)
212. Gil - Gilberta Maravilla Reyes Carillo (@lektricfergus)
213. Tarozu Khaqar  (@farmernotafarmer)
214. William Marwood (@curdled-blood)
215. Xaoc Vasiliev (@emh-wiki)
216. Jersey (@rainerhammond)
217. Ville (@uktoer)
218. Egg Benedict (@fungus-marks)
219. Elias Love (@purgatoryhips)
220. Green Guy (@silver-tounges-and-golden-lies)
221. Leonora Ostrowska - "Lee"  (@arrowandathame)
222. Estelle Reyes (@bashirs)
223. Myrvin McGrove (@inspiredrawaw)
224. Adrian (@roman-writes-sometimes)
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