#like calm down girl aint nobody taking him from u
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i’m scrubbing through this episode to get some footage for folks and this shot is driving me absolutely buckwild
#tomgreg#he WONT LET GO OF GREGS BACK???????????? HELLO? sir. sir#the way greg is also look back at him like. you're still touching me? ////#that's probably the longest someone has willingly touched him and so intimately for like. a long time. UGH!!!!!!#toms expression too lmfaoooo he's like yo get the fuck outta my way we got business. also he's mine#like calm down girl aint nobody taking him from u
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Okay bear with me but may I request scenarios where kuroo, bokuto, and atsumu are doing the “He got all the drugs and I got all the guns” tik tok trend with their s/o (separately) and like they are wearing the whole shebang heels, dresses, crop tops, makeup, wigs ,etc that’s only if you want to of course n e ways have an awesome day🤩
OMG ARE U A MIND READER I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS AND SPECIFICALLY THESE BOYS DOING THIS TREND FOR WEEKS 🤯
just in case you didn’t know i’m referencing this trend 😼
KUROO, BOKUTO AND ATSUMU DOING THE FAMOUS (I’M THE ONE) TIKTOK TREND WITH THEIR S/O
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KUROO
when you first show him the trend on tiktok he just laughs
then you suggest the two of you doing it and he goes quiet
he’s really thinking about it
he secretly is more than happy to do it with you
but he’ll find out how far he can tease you first
“and what do i get out of doing this?”
“spending quality time with the love of your life duh”
“it’s gonna take a bigger reward than that for the expense of me making a fool of myself online princess”
“PS5?”
then he’s like 👀
he wasn't expecting an actual good reward but if that’s what you’re willing to do for it
he won’t actually make you buy one for him don't worry
he’s just amused that you’re that adamant about doing it
he will absolutely let you pick out what clothes of his you want to wear
you’ll pick out what he wears from your wardrobe though because he is not about to stretch your cute clothes with his big body
you end up giving him an elasticated crop top and some loose baggy sweatpants
he will 100% let you do his make up and hold accessories
he is stunning with a natural make up look
a pretty highlight to his cheekbones, bridge and tip of his nose, inner corners of the eye and brow bone
light pink blush on his cheeks and nose
slim eyeliner and a light pink natural lip colour
he actually suggested wearing super obnoxious fake eyelashes
“i am NOT having you look like a tacky abg kuroo”
“but then we can say you’re a kevin nguyen, it fits”
‘nO!!”
to finish the look he’s holding a white clutch bag of yours
he almost looks seductive 👁👅👁
he actually looks so good in your outfit
“i think i pull this off better than you”
you’re wearing some training shorts, one of his favourite t shirts and a black nike cap
so you set your phone up and the music starts to play
immediately you two are in fits of giggles though
it takes you two approximately 8 attempts to finally get it right
and when you watch it back you’re in for a shock
kuroo can throw it BACK
he doesn’t even have a particularly noticeable ass
like he has one but it’s nothing like bokuto’s
but when he throws it back his ass is thicccccc
even he’s surprised at how well he pulls it off
he pulls the whole routine off
from the way his hips seductively sway, the pure sass in his walk as he struts into the camera frame and the way he rolls his body
honestly you think he makes a better girl than you
“good aren’t i? god i could almost date myself”
“yeah if you’re into 6″2 hairy girls with a hyena laugh”
he’s looking down at his very manly and unshaven legs
“let me shave it and i’d date myself”
you guys upload it and you’re a hit
“let’s move to LA right now tell the hype house they’ve got two new members joining”
“kuroo, i am NOT joining the hype house and neither are you. 😐”
overall i really think you guys would have fun with this trend and kuroo makes sure to send the video to both of your families who enjoy watching it as much as you guys enjoyed making it
“the roles have reversed i’m your pretty girl now y/n~”
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BOKUTO
he’s the one who brings it up to you
“babe look at this we HAVE to try it please please please!”
you laugh at him and agree to it
he is so excited he already knows what choreography he is doing
you guys go to get changed and he lets you pick whatever you want out of his wardrobe
this boy is pure muscle he is huge
anything of his you wear will be like a dress on you
regardless you still take your time deciding what you want to wear
PLEASE pick his volleyball jersey and shorts he will literally cry from happiness
it would make his whole year
so you do just that
he is literally melting at the sight of you in his volleyball uniform
“BABY YOU HAVE TO WEAR THAT TO ALL MY MATCHES”
“-but you’ll be wearing it... at your matches... when you play 👁👄👁”
so bokuto will not be fitting into your tight fitting clothes that's for sure
but he will happen to fit into one of your cute flirty sundresses where the top half is made to be able to adjust the size
he is twirling around and flicking the skirt about once you manage to wrangle him in it
he’s like a giddy school girl
again, he will definitely be up for you to apply make up on him
nothing too heavy but just enough so you can tell he’s wearing some
pretty light yellow eyeshadow, highlighted features and faded eyeliner
you pull his hair into two tight little buns
he’s really feeling the part now
so you guys go to film the tiktok and he is jumping around like an excited kid
you manage to film your parts pretty well first try but he isnt too happy with his performance
“i don't know i just feel like i could’ve thrown it back a bit more”
so you refilm until he is content with his part
which by the way is after 14 tries so thank the lords you are patient when it comes to him
it is so worth it though
the practices paid tf off because bokuto is throwing his cake about like nobodies business
he be serving a piece for everyone fr
immediately after you film it he wants to show akaashi
to which akaashi isn't surprised when he watches it
he does snicker at his phone when he does watch it though
neither you or bokuto really care about views etc
this was all just for fun after all but you upload it anyway not giving it much thought
and just like that the two of you are an overnight sensation
comments are flooding the notifications
“his ass routine? drop it noW!!”
“what's his work out routine i need cake like his 😩😩”
“my boyfriend said he has a fatter ass than me so im currently crying 😔🤚🏽”
the nekoma, fukurodani and karasuno boys are BUGGIN tf out
they're all calling you and sending you the video for confirmation that it is actually you two
it’s not like bokuto is hard to tell apart but they still want your confirmation
“REMEMBER ME WHEN YOU’RE FAMOUS BOKUTO-SAN!!”
“OF COURSE HINATA WHEN WE’RE RICH WE’LL ADOPT YOU CAN LET YOU MOVE INTO OUR TIKTOK MANSION!”
he is SUCH a child but he’s the man child you fell in love with
needless to say this video will be played at the wedding and anniversaries to come
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ATSUMU
atsumu is constantly irritating you to be one of those tiktok couples with him
he’s convinced the two of you were made for the tiktok lifestyle
everytime you roll your eyes and decline
but you decide to give him the opportunity when a certain trend catches your eye
“baby, when i said i wanted to be tiktok famous i meant like the dances n cute videos where people compliment us n call us hot. this aint it chief”
“fine then, guess i’ll ask samu”
he doesn't even give u the chance to get up after you say that
“no nO I”LL DO IT 😠”
he is reluctant at first
ideally he wanted to make the tiktoks where you’re the one throwing it back on him not vice versa
anything to make you happy though i guess
he will pick out both of your outfits
if he’s going to do this tiktok, the least he’s going to make sure of is that you both fit his aesthetic
so you’re wearing typical clothes he’d wear to the gym
his gym clothes are actually stylish though
you will NOT catch atsumu wearing anything ugly that includes gym clothes
unlike a certain other setter who thought wearing plaid shorts was acceptable cough cough oikawa
he chooses to wear a tight dress
it’s stretchy though so don’t worry he isn't stretching out and ruining your clothes
“why are you wearing that? you can see a little too much there ratsumu”
“uh so people can see you have a boyfriend that's obviously packin heat 🙄”
“i hate you 😀”
he is hesitant about wearing make up
but you explain to him since you’re doing it you might aswell go all out so he finally gives in
you won’t put a lot on him though just to compromise with him slightly
light highlight, blended out eyeliner, natural lip colour
he’s surprisingly impressed and pulls out his phone to take a few selfies before getting ready to film the ‘stupid’ video with you
he insists he doesn't need to practice
“im good at everythin’ i do and everyone is gonna see that when we film this shit”
surprisingly it does only take you guys one attempt to get it right
atsumu is good at body rolls periodt
he can throw it back
but his body rolls chileee
he looks flexible asf
he is serving absolute attitude
you also did take notice of him using one hand to slyly cover his private area out of modesty though
because he found you were in fact right about how that dress really did show everything
he incorporates it well into his choreography though nobody would be able to tell he was trying to cover himself
“baby we look so fuckin hot. im talkin more bout me but you’re still sexy too”
he adds so many hashtags to the caption
#couple #hot #imhotter #fyp #foryoupage #tiktokcouple #couplegoals #hotboy #sexyboy #hotathlete #attractivemale #eboy #trending #makeusfamous
you just roll your eyes and let him get on with it
im so sorry but you guys don’t get many views
atsumu is pissed
“we put so much effort in why’s it not gettin attention?!”
“calm down babe we only posted it 2 minutes ago”
give it a few days and you guys do blow up though
im talking 867K likes
and to atsumu’s delight the comments are mostly complimenting you both
“told ya this was a good idea”
“it was my idea?? 😐”
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requests are open!!
#kuroo tetsurou#kuroo x reader#kuroo x you#kuroo hcs#kuroo scenario#bokuto koutaro#bokuto x reader#bokuto x you#bokuto hcs#bokuto scenario#miya atsumu#atsumu x reafer#atsumu x you#atsumu hcs#atsumu scenarios#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu hcs
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THE DARK HORSE
DARK HORSE
“Aaaah” he screamed for the last time
“you deserves it for cheating with me” said the person who shot him dead from faraway straight on his head . he then packed his gun’s bag and started to leave the motel
ON THE OTHER HAND
Y/N’S POV
last night a someone shot the biggest mafia king on head police is still investigating on the whole matter… eating her breakfast y/n heard the shocking news before she could even process her phone rang . She picked the phone “yobaseyo”
“y/n we need u to work on the mafia’s murder case. I know it would be h…”
“I’ll do it” she said cutting him off and hung the phone . A tear escaped from her eyes “y/n be strong , you have to” with this she changed her clothes into black attire
AT FUNERAL HALL
“y/n im sorry” Said mrs lee “I shouldn’t have sent him there at night it is all my mistake i-I” she started crying
“Ahjumma pls be strong it aint ur fault pls clam down” comforted y/n
“ah sunbae ur pls come here” approached a young boy to y/n
“yes bosoek do u find any clue” asked y/n
“aniyo but I think the murder must be a good shooter it was found on cctv footage shooter was around 200 m far in a motel but still manage to shoot exactly on head” explained bosoek
“I want to see footage lets go to control room” said y/n glancing last time on the photo of her fiancé lee hanbin
AT CONTROL ROOM
“Resume it” orderd y/n to bosoek who was playing the cctv footage
“stop, this is the man who shoot him he’s in black covering his whole body also wearing a mask with a gun bag” explained y/n
“ but it so less to find the real criminal” said bosoek
“hmm you tell other investigators to check block b camera at gangnam and ask the neighbourhood about that black guy take picture of him” said y/n leaving
“she’s yet cold she didn’t even attended his funeral she’s so heartless” said minah to bosoek
“yaah stop sayin this rubbish this marriage was forced also he was a mafia she is so strong hiding her pain inside herself a really like this type of girls” bosoek said dreaming abut y/n
“yaaah do ur work she aint gonna like a man like you” said minah
ON THE OTHER HAND
“hmm you did gr8 work my son im proud of you” said mr kim
“y-yes father” stuttered taehyung and went to his room
FLASHBACK
“u r getting engaged with him that’s it” ordered y/f/n
“but appa im investigator and he’s mafia I cant marry him pls “ cried y/n
“you hv to no buts that’s it” shouted y/f/n and left her cryin
“its okay y/n u hv to be strong he’s only a mafia he wont harm you” she calmed herself
She went inside her room and started writing a letter
To dark horse
This is me your lipizzan my father is marrying me to hanbin he is a mafia I don’t wanna marry a mafia but he isn’t understanding it . I wanted to marry a person whom I love but he wouldn’t understand im hiraeth pls take me back to the fantasy world we used to live I don’t wanna live like emotionless person anymore
Byee
(She then sent this to the person whose her old pen friend they nvr met in real but she got a address from her late mother ‘s dairy since very young age she started to write letters and send to that address . from then they gave eachother nicknames )
He read the letter and got angry “ I love her even I nvr saw her in real but still she’s mine nobody can snatch her from me”
“A-appa” he stuttered AGAIN he’s so scared of him that he always stutter infront of him
“yes taehyung” said mr kim still busy on his phone
“appa I wanna love someone I really do and I wanna marr-“ he cut tae off bye slapping him very hard
“YOU ARE STILL SENDING HER LETTERS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HV TO STOP U UR FUCKIN 25 STOP THIS BULLSHIT U R GONNA BE NEXT WORLD MAFIA KING AND WILL MARRY MR HAN’S DAUGHTER HOW MUCH TIME SHOULD I TELL YOUUU , FUCKIN BASTARD IF U SENT HER ANY FURTHER LETTERS U HV TO BEAR CONSEQUENCES” shouted his father and left him alone
Tears escaped from his eyes he started cryin hard missing his eomma for the very first time after she left mr kim “e-eomma i-if you w-w-would be here then h-he w-wouldn’t had be-came a monster a-and let me ma-marry m-my lipizzan”
Next day
Taehyung was in the motel ready to shoot biggest mafia to dethrone him as he cheated on his father as per as told by his father to make hi m happy he had to do this although he don’t like to kill or to be a mafia but still he hv to he pull out the gun hesitantly and !!BANG!!
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Answer to Anon: A New Canon
Fancy seeing you again, Nonny. Allow me to take my time to answer you properly since you explayed yourself aswell.
So, the thing is: JJ Abrams had a plan, then they changed the director and script. Alotta shit happened. Rey parents were supposed to be important? That was cut off, destroyed, buried and never talked about again. Rey’s visions? Fuck that, bring shirtless Ren. Finn story? Sidequest with light romance because apparently reylo wasn’t enough. Snoke’s death? A literal joke of April’s Fool. Knights of Ren? What the fuck would we bother with that, bring the Praetonian Guard (the coreography was kinda amazing but those badass motherfuckers are the best of the best and you are telling me that the girl with bare to none training and Ren can take them down unhurt? Please). Seems pretty convenient to me.
I would rather have an epic battle of seven force-users as strong as Ren himself BEFORE he even gets close enough to Snoke AND THEN he kills him. But he dies because of the wounds. He may tell Rey he didn’t do it to save her. She didn’t need to be save. He did it because he needed her as a distraction. Cause that was her role on his vision of this precise moment. That was the cosmic reason for her being there. “What vision?” She may ask. Well...
I’m going to tell you my headcanon, which was about Ren being what we call a Grey Jedi that turned to the Dark Side to destroy it from the inside once and for all, even if he himself was lost to his impulses on the process. He realiced when he was young that the pacifism that Luke was teaching him would’t save the Galaxy of what has to come (insert a vision for example) and SOMEONE had to step up and get that shit done. So he went and decided to do it himself. A little bit of pride. A little bit of imprudence too. Just like his grandfather. I would like him to die on the Dark Side, consumed by the hatred and rage he was forced to endure in order to get there, but he went too deep.
His spirit was lost to the Dark Side, but the Light won that battle with his sacrifice. He went as far as it was necessary. He sacrificed his father in order to get closer to that goal. He gave it all. And then he died. Like a villain, like a hero.
And the tragedy here is that Snoke wasn’t the real villain. Darth Sidious was (as we heard on the Rise of the Skywalker trailer). He was so focused on destroying Snoke that he lost the perspective (something that as a pure Jedi would never happend), and he died before completing his life’s mission true objective. That’s what I call an epic fail.
Imagine that soul being reached out by his grandfather’s ghost just to tell him he was proud, but he was a fool and Snoke wans’t the threat he sensed. Imagine Ren coming back as a Force Ghost just to reach out for Rey to fucking help her to finish the cicle. Imagine her reservations to follow a Dark Side Ghost’s advice, but also sensing the Force telling her it’s the right thing to do.
Imagine him giving her advice, more calm, the all-consuming rage gone now. I wouldn’t mind if it’s then, and only then, that they may develop feelings towards eachother. A love that would never be complete (I’m a sucker for irony/tragedy) because it couldn’t flourish when he was alive, but now is also too late. Somehow they take down the Dark Side together. Never again Jedis are needed, or Siths raise again. Ren bid farewell to Rey, and he vanishes breaking her heart. True story ending.
Unfortunately, what they brought us was a kid with anarchist ideals and zero self-control leading an army with no military education known so far (because c’mon. We are Sith. Aint nobody got time for that.) that seems to plan to destroy the entire galaxy for the sake of it and no particular reason beyond “all old must die”. I don’t expect a lot of ren/hux interactions but even if they are few if the tone is more serious/mature/professional i would be happy. My inspiration could work with that, but if they keep the tone of TLJ it’s a turn off for me.
And here I finish my essay, Anon. I hope you enjoyed. Let’s keep our fingers crossed and expect Adams to deliver the ending this saga deserves. And if he doesn’t well, this HC will always be here for me and everyone willing to read it. Kisses and kittens for u ^^.
PD: PLEASE SEND ME A LINK TO THAT COMIC. I NEED TO SEE IT 0.0
#MICA SKY talks#star wars#star wars theory#star wars hc#swvii#swviii#The Force Awakens#the last jedi#rise of the skywalker#kylo ren#ben solo#rey#sw ren#sw rey
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MOD SCOOB MY DUDE *clenches fist as a single tear rolls down on my face dramatically* i cant believe you like the wolfpack leader too... finally... finally im not alone with this... just hit me with your best headcanons for him pls??
MY ASS STARTED CRYING AS SOON AS I SAW THIS,
IM NOT ALONE FINALLY
HC’S FOR THE WOLF-PACK-LEADER (with my edit)
(part.one.)
yes i will make more if you want me to
He is another person to easily fall for
Despite what he shows who he is, an a-hole, he really isn’t, since he his Scott's relative (cousin or smthing like that) he only messes with him cause when they were little they used to “pick on” each other, but only in a friendly way, that’s why Scott doesn’t make a big thing about it. Its just a game.
the first time he saw you, was the time he was playing ball, you walked in and he was hypnotized by your beauty and body. That’s when Scott threw the ball at him and he fell on the ground hard. Scott immediately apologized and asked if he’s okay. He quickly jumped up just before you could see him in the floor.
“Everything is dandy don’t worry about it Nerd!” he screamed and ran off to the bathroom, leaving Scott dumbfounded and shooked
He quickly threw water on his face and pep talked himself that, he’s okay, you didn’t see him, and that it was just a fall.
when he came back, you were sitting on the bench looking at the game.
He got very freakin nervous cause you were sitting next to his bag and he needed this bag. this is when the class ended and the others from the pack joined him, asking him how could he fall, and what his problem is. He quickly hushed them up by saying that something got into his eyes. then decided to grab his bag and pumped himself up to say ‘hi’ to you. But you were already gone. he ran to the hall searching for you but he found nothing. ‘damn’ he thought
he started to search for you but in a very discreet way, he was running outside like a lost puppy.
then he went to ask Scott if he would know where you gone or who you were.
Scott was sitting in the cafeteria next to Polly talking about new prankz
“HEY SCOTT” he screamed startling them “DO you have..a...minute?”
“sure thing! we were talking about prankz with Polly, what do you need?”
“so uh, do you know something about this new girl? she was like this tall? and she was in our gym clasS?”
“uh, who? I saw nobody?” Scott looked at him questioningly
“you mean y/n?” Said Polly
“WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?”
“I aint do nothing for free bud”
So He paid 10 dollar for Pollys information but she said she only knows her name, so it was a waste of money
he kept searching for you for the next day and he found you in one of the classrooms. man was he happy, he started walking towards you then stopped cause he had 0 plan what to say to you. You actually saw him standing behind your desk while lost in his mind.
You asked him if hes ok. and he got even more nervous cause your voice was really pretty and he only said a quick yes. He, after a big ass minute what felt as an eternity asked what your name is. you smiled and told him then asked what his name is. he was so lost in your eyes and the thing that he was talking to you that he only murmured something like “wolfp...lkjdrd” you told him you didnt really catch that. Just before he could repeat himself the other wolves from the pack came in and started to talk to him about ikebana and that one of the pack member made such an majestic piece. you, feeling embarrassed a bit walked away quietly. He once again missed an opportunity to talk to you.
He only could talk to you for one or two whole sentence before the others found him and changed the subject.
If you would be the one who started talking to him, man it would be so much easier for either of you.
he likes to talk with you and after gaining some self confidence (somewhere after the third conversation) he started to show himself off to you
constantly talking about his pack, and what he used to do, about the ikebana and yesterdays game.
He is awkward and a bit pushy after you two figured out each other, but hes such a lovable sweetheart.
he is also incredible jealous type, whenever you talked to literally anybody else besides him he will be mean to the person and just sight while saying things like “ SOooo BOooOOrIIIiiiNG, come on y/n, lets do someting fuuUUnn”
he will be the one who asks you out, somewhere while playing football and he has the ball like:
“YO Y/N! WANNA HAVE A FUN TIME? JOIN ME IN THE PARK IT WILL BE FULL MOON WE COULD HAVE SOME FUN!!!!!!!!!”
every.body.said.OOOOOOOOOOHHHH~.and.whistled.
he will kiss you after the third “date”
actually he kissed you on the first date but he was full wolf so he remembered nothing really
He will tell you EVERYTHING when hes drunk
“you knOW DAMien? Yea, HE one time PISSED himself WHile dancing drunk-drenk-drunkly- drunkenly on the dance flooooer and I scaredddd HIS ass. HAHAHhhahaha he scCREAMED like a BABY. I Had to RAn away while his PISS ass CHASsed me”
“YOu HaVE THE PRITIESSST EYES I have EVER SSSSSEEEEN”
“I one tiME almost killed somebody while eating NAChos.”
“POLLY ALWAYS uSIng The bathrrooom DESPITE she can t EVEN PISS! GHOST CANT PISS FOR SHIT”
“I learrrrrned how to Ballet when I was Little, mommeh made me, I have SICK SKILLZ YOU KNO. One time Scott found me while i Was pra-c-pracicling-practicing and I HAD to beat his ass.”
He texts you every time, those are usually small things like
“I saw a cat.”
“Look at that meme”
“do u know hw to pronuce disqkualified?”
“I made sandwich want sum?”
he truly cares about you, one time he noticed that your hands were cold, and since then he always have a pocket hand heater with himself.
he will asks you to come and join him every time when hes going to party, =so everyday
he LOVES sleeping while hugging you, or when you are in his lap, HE LOVES IT
ALL THE AFFECTION ALL THE LOVE
kiss his forehead and cheek he will MELT
somebody who is looking after him and cares about him ???? YES FINALLY
HE will talk about his day all night and ask you about yours
he respects women and everybody so he will ask you first about anything
play catch with him, he secretly loves it
show him that you care about him
hold his hand,he will hold yours first but if you hold his first he will be all happy and confident
Make or buy him a sweater or a pair of mittens and he WILL NOT TAKE THEM OFF EVER AGAIN
he will give you, the wolf pack treatment just he do not let the others lick you in any way, he will do it by himself
when he is mad or dumbfounded =will happen many times= just pet his head or play with his hair and he will calm down
ALL THE PDA
kiss his neck and you will have to skip the next few classes
when in heat he will let you know by only texting you
“its hot in here or is it just me
its me
i am almost home
ass better be up when i open that door”
his stamina is more than GOOD he can do anything (this is slightly scary too)
when he is drunk he is very logical and more wiser.
ask him anything he will give you the correct answer. you actually asked him to do tests while drunk and he looked at you questioningly while asking “what do you think why do I have good grades?”
*mod scoob jumping up and down* LOVE THIS BOY LOVE HIM LOVE THIS BOY LOVE HIM LOV-
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Indie & Rio
Indie: can we chat? Rio: 'Course we can Indie: you still mad tho? Rio: No Rio: Serious Indie: me either Indie: my heart b heavy but not w that Rio: What's wrong, babe? Indie: all things Indie: its bad here Rio: How bad? Indie: dred like i dont wanna drag you back in but i cant cope w it Rio: Don't worry about me Rio: I'll have to sort some stuff here but how soon do you need me back Rio: and what can I do 'til then, like Indie: let me be w you i wont 2s mckenna or no thing Indie: but i gotta be out Indie: theres too many fucking situations Rio: alright Rio: of course Rio: i'll sort the uber now, where am I sending it Rio: is it the things i know or has something else, or multiple something else's happened? Indie: [sends random ass location because honestly where the fuck she wanna be rn] Indie: theres more and worse Indie: how you want it? Rio: First tell me you're safe Rio: then tell me however's easiest for you Indie: I'm proper high rn are they gonna let me come to london? Rio: Yeah, obviously don't bring anything but if it's gone it's gone Rio: You'll be fine Indie: safe Indie: i got none left to bring Indie: it been like that Rio: Damn Rio: Say no more, but do Indie: i get why my ma werent trying to do nothing but this Indie: cept its there still when you come thru Rio: That's the problem Indie: cant keep it goin innit cant keep no thing goin Indie: cant keep drew from wildin acting like a younger bringin feds to my door and my boy on my back cos hes fave target Indie: neither chatting to me like i done this Indie: did i? idk Rio: Nah, you didn't Rio: I can't even expand on it because just no, how could it be you Indie: thats how the boy treating me like i livin for the drama Indie: but the feds want drew in the pen & thats how he want it cos theres nothing left for him to fuck up in these ends Indie: i cant stop it none Rio: That ain't you though Rio: and who would be about this shit, it's the worst Rio: As for Drew Rio: I'm sorry Rio: We've been here before, there's no talking to him when he's in that space Rio: and that isn't on you Indie: every day we on this he be spitting angry at me throwing shit around but acting like im the one creating Indie: its too hard Indie: and yeah then theres drew back on his bullshit Indie: w the only apology yours to hold cos he aint offering Indie: i want him gone & i put that out into the universe so mayb i did it Indie: this is proper gone tho & that baby gonna be born soon Rio: Oh babe Rio: He don't know you like that, he shouldn't be treating you like that, standard Rio: even if you were the biggest drama queen in the world but you ain't and he got you so fucked up on that Rio: Nah, he's doing it all himself, even if you thought you wanted it or still do if not this way Rio: you can't make him do the dirt he do, or make him not Rio: The baby will be good, it'll have it's Ma and Bea is staying with her still and everyone else, you know it'll be okay Rio: what about you though baby Indie: how i let him chat to me that way? who am i rn? wtf Indie: i just want our yard back and you back and things to be what they were Indie: but its not Indie: cos even if we there what kinda ma she trying to be for real? im spinning out but like where in the universe is she @ Indie: & none of this is gonna hurt you most Indie: thats the last thing i aint chatted Rio: We've all put up with shit we shouldn't have Rio: 'cos we thought it'd pay off Rio: You ain't alone in that, nor does it make you less you even if it makes you feel less altogether Rio: I can try to talk to Drew, about the flat, idk if I can make that happen but if he goes jail he loses his lease, he only kept it in the past 'cos his boss' would pay it if he dealt inside, like but he ain't got the clout he used to have Rio: accept it or nah, no doubt we could chat about me taking it on if it comes to that but i ain't making promises Rio: I know but, you gotta trust we will all be there for damage control Rio: we're all alright ish, yeah? Rio: Go ahead, babe, I can handle it Indie: i got caught up cos i wanted someone to be for me & about me one time & everyone else has somewhere to lean Indie: you and mckenna being goals in my face Indie: everything else was a mess but i just added Indie: and now she has Indie: cos what i gotta tell you is bills told me edie be gone Indie: hardcore packed up and run out Rio: i know there's nothing i can say to make you feel less shit about it but i swear to you babe, we've all been there Rio: you know i have Rio: it doesn't make it better for you but it ain't your fuckup, it's one we all go through to grow through, yeah? no bullshit Rio: she did talk to buster but Rio: i didn't think it'd be anything more than normal Rio: i'll tell ma Indie: i reckoned bills was gonna cry she was carrying that much worry Indie: i aint no what to tell her Rio: I'll talk to her too Rio: I don't know what I'll say but Rio: it'll be alright, we can sort this Indie: i been swerving dem all hard as you Indie: more than she got detention for how hard she was trying to hit me up she said Indie: doing everyone the dirtiest ever why i gotta leave Rio: I can't blame you Rio: This shit is hard Rio: and painful Rio: I'm sorry I left you alone Indie: he aint try and fuck me i got no excuses Indie: [sends selfie] am I 😢 I can't feel it so what you seeing? Indie: not trying to be out here in the wild 💔😭 Rio: Baby calm down okay, you're good Rio: Your flight is booked and the uber is en-route Rio: I sent all your deets to you, all you gotta do is get here Rio: we're gonna sort all this okay and the shit we can't we gonna make bearable at least Indie: i dont have anything tho cant b living in mckennas garms after the last Indie: he gon b mad enough im rolling up likely Rio: No he won't Rio: I got plenty of shit you can borrow don't stress on that Rio: Nance has got a mental wardrobe here too Indie: o yeah other mckenna Indie: always sleeping on her living there too Indie: she aint but she do Rio: Exactly, I've had to borrow her bed loads of times before and you know they living that en-suite life Rio: you can stay for as long as you need Indie: innit what school gon do put drew in prison? 😂 Rio: Tbh Rio: In the grand scheme of things, that doesn't matter rn, soz teachers Indie: ill screenshot them words like my ma says Rio: I missed you Indie: safe cos imma be in your face soon Rio: wish it was under better circumstances, like Rio: but we'll get there Indie: @ the age to have a breakdown once a wk soz bout it 😂 Rio: that i can handle Rio: nothing that a pint of ben & jerry's and some chill time can't Indie: warn mckenna to lock up his squad & we all good Rio: 😏 Will do Rio: he's not really rolling with them rn so temptation should be outta the way Indie: 😍💍 be like Indie: i feel it Rio: Erm I ain't that hoe 😣😂 Indie: theres how you say & how you do bitch 😏💘😂 Indie: 👀 you from the front row in a few Rio: 🙄😔 am I really that bad Indie: nah nah Indie: mckenna be amp as Indie: its a good link Rio: Yeah but I mean Rio: do you feel like I've been ignoring you Rio: pre you know, that bullshit Indie: allow it babe Indie: you never done nobody that way Rio: Promise Rio: 'cos that ever what I was trying to be Indie: you always on the clock & your game Indie: trust Rio: Alright, 'nuff about me Rio: is there anything else you need, either now or for when you get here? Indie: gon need to grab my shit while 👻ing this boy Indie: standard juggle Indie: if hes been holding that long & not dashed it out ill break in Rio: You're gonna take some mates with you, yeah? Indie: bitch please i dont need the lads knoing my business that hard Rio: is it a good idea tho, even if he got his own van u kno they all got each other's backs, like Rio: be careful, all i'm saying Indie: they aint gonna call the feds on me man Indie: ill leave it til im back need a clearer head than this for a lock pick Rio: Yeah, don't worry 'bout it now Rio: anything replaceable we can sort now Indie: im not tryin to lose my head over things rn Indie: if imma be in london i got what i need Rio: That's the main thing Rio: and I ain't gonna come at you with 20 questions either, like Rio: space can include from me, just lemme know what you're feeling Indie: i been had enough space from you girl Indie: i miss you Rio: was hoping you'd say that Indie: i love you more than Indie: thats the mood Rio: i love you too Rio: no outs Indie: dont lets lose each other again Indie: 💖💖 Rio: never 🧡 Indie: how long this uber tryna be im 😫😫😫 Indie: imma b sleepin on this wall like i kicking it nursery rhyme vibes Rio: it's saying it's nearly there on the app Rio: if you gonna crash at the airport make sure you near the gate tho Indie: safe Indie: o sick idea Indie: the plane not trying to be up long enough for that shit tho innit Rio: legit its as quick as the bus into town like Rio: be here in no time Indie: its a madness Rio: yeah, see, it's not that far really Indie: feels like Indie: but mayb thats just how i want it so i can 👻 this town harder than afore Rio: it's far enough for that Rio: ain't letting drew out the country are they Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: not less they start deporting crooks old school like when 🐨 country just one big pen Rio: He wishes Rio: always got his top off like we living that life here Indie: fr like he needs a tan to appear more peng nah nah Rio: if we wanna get a new wifey Rio: least if she out there we unlikely to be related to her so go off Indie: true true Indie: unless he tryna head to spain for my nan we all good Rio: 😬 Rio: yikes, not a mental image we need Indie: idk i hear she keeps things tight & fresh Indie: hes done worse Rio: Stop 😩 Rio: 'less you gonna bring me one of them sick bags Indie: get you a straw donkey when he drag me out there for the 💒 Indie: i got you Rio: when u don't wanna be nan but u down to be ma Indie: least she too old to put a 👶 in Indie: & it aint like being down to be ma is top of his list for how he want his wifeys Indie: that ones just for you like Indie: ro not trying to mother me no mind the one she growing rn Rio: Fair Rio: Willing to put up with his shit and mother him is clearly more vital Rio: 'low it with the mommy issues like he's the only one going without Rio: twat Indie: o snap Indie: just cos yours aint want you boy dont mean you gotta kill mine tho Rio: o snapped too soon Rio: but he ain't get snapped on enough for that Indie: when he offering you dem same goodies ☠ Indie: thanks dad Indie: you a real one Rio: waste Rio: he's so fucked Indie: i was 👍 Indie: down & out Indie: what that make me? Rio: you a kid Rio: not chatting down to you, but you allowed to be is what I mean Rio: he's grown and he caused your shit, he should know and do better so you could Rio: literally his job Indie: idc now if he show up for astrid thatd do man Indie: grown past him still Rio: Yeah Rio: we'll have to wait n see if he can be arsed to prove himself Rio: idk if he's been allowed near since you know Indie: not from what ive 👂 Indie: coulda changed since he stopped chatting at me tho Indie: or he coulda just been chattin it so it dont look his fault he swervin Rio: wouldn't blame them from keeping him away rn, your hormones are fucked and she's never had much sense when it came to him Rio: but i don't know if it's a forever deal or what Indie: i can see her lawin it cos he burned her so hard w this Indie: proper owned Indie: she aint tryin to let you come thru & you fam so Rio: well you know Indie: cant call her out that hard when it aint that different from how my ma tryin to be when Indie: they all 🤡 for him Rio: yeah Rio: i don't get it Rio: whatever, he's good looking Indie: so your da he aint a wasteman w it Rio: it's easier to be treated like shit sometimes though than accept the love init Indie: call out 🔫 at me bitch Rio: not what i was going for Rio: just saying he ain't special with it, we all do it Indie: 👀 you Rio: 😏 shh Indie: 😂 Rio: neway Rio: he's out, yeah? Indie: innit Rio: 👍 Indie: how you livin Indie: gimme dat 411 Rio: yeah good tbh, the place where i work is cool Rio: i'm just doing promo stuff 'cos i don't wanna get too into anything obvs but it's fun, not dry like the angel was getting Indie: sick! they gonna let me in or ⛔ Rio: see what i can do Rio: sure we get u made up no one gonna be too amp Indie: dont 🤡 me Indie: keep it 💋 Rio: oi don't be doubting my skillz Rio: you ever seen me out like that 😂 rude Indie: doubtin my ability to carry all that Indie: you ever seen me in 👠 bitch Rio: you don't need 'em when you out with me Rio: only just be touching your height in mine so Indie: 😂😂😂 Rio: 😣 be looking stupid short 'round here Indie: you will stand w mckenna Rio: what i'm sayin Indie: 😍 gotta travel far 💖💖 baby Indie: good thing he extra too Rio: 😂 Indie: hows the love Rio: I don't wanna be extra about it at you Rio: but it is good Rio: and no one totally flipped shit on it so Indie: im not that 💔💔💔 you cant speak on it Indie: boy dont get to do me dirty and keep me pining long Rio: That's my girl Rio: 💪 Indie: throw shit @ me again he gon catch these hands Rio: serious, what a cunt Rio: he ain't gonna have the chance Indie: do me a solid & dont tell the fam yeah? your ma only just calmin after wanting to merk drew Rio: 'course Rio: you got it handled Rio: they don't need to know every little thing Indie: i did nearly run there the other thinkin i was gonna be baby'd up same time as my step ma near Indie: but nah 🍀 Rio: remind me to take you drs yeah Rio: 😰 Indie: its chill i not letting any lads near me in the 24 or out of Rio: still, with your memory, i don't think the pill is the one we'll get you the implant maybe Rio: or the coil, they last time Indie: sexy Indie: he was wrapped but it got fucked up idk was wild Indie: get them posho london drs to sort me 😂😂😂 Rio: nah you wanna be the one in control of that shit babe trust Indie: 👑👑👑 Indie: i feel that Rio: boys be mad dumb that shit could be old or ripped there's no telling Indie: fr 😒😒🙄🙄 Indie: he only got a year on me too idc how many girls he tryna chat he been w he dont kno that much Rio: You can defs take off at least 20% of whatever he chatting Rio: Trust Indie: serious? Rio: Probably Rio: or think about how many of them were like Rio: 5 minute fumbles at parties and shit Rio: doesn't really do much for your game even if its a numbers booster Indie: tell me mckennas i wont say shit to him swear down Rio: 😂 i would but idk Rio: i ain't asked Indie: girl WHAT Indie: bitch imma do it for you Indie: we taking off like 90% for him 'cause how he like to chat or nah? Indie: 😂😂😂😂 Rio: I can imagine like, I don't need confirmation Rio: Poor baby 😂 Indie: do he kno your numbers? Rio: Nope Rio: 'less he tryna keep track like that which I doubt lmao Indie: its jam we can keep em on 🔒 Rio: Idc I'd tell you Rio: but he ain't wanna know trust Indie: boy too jel Indie: how they all be Rio: you know Indie: drew be tellin me how to do w my body like he something to me so we can let mckenna stand Rio: yeah that's a whole nother thing Rio: that ain't cute or wanted Indie: he aint 😂😂😂 Rio: truth hurts 😂 Indie: innit tho Rio: ur uber says its there so pull up Indie: i be waving to someone Indie: gotta b Rio: kinda excited even though it's cos everything is shit Indie: it me you gotta be hype 💖💖💖 Rio: That's alright then 😘 Indie: what mckenna say bout it? Rio: He's cool, gonna talk to his Dad so we don't have to Rio: getting food too to show he can, like Indie: trying to flex o boy Rio: ever since you dissed him Rio: gotta get good Indie: he need be told 👌 Indie: bring 🍔 🍕🍟 any of Indie: it aint hard if you smart Rio: idk if he taking orders but i'll let him know 😏 Indie: hit him w a screenshot and add 🥊 or 💪 Indie: 💍💍💍 life be like Rio: You have no idea babe Rio: getting it from both of yous again now 😜 Indie: is it? he wearin the 👖 thats how you 😍😍 Indie: i been knew Indie: 💘💘💘 Rio: Shut up 😩 Rio: That just how it be in the bedroom don't get it twisted Indie: 😏😏 when he such a daddy you let him wear the 👑 out 😏😏😏 Rio: yeah you lucky you still a flight away Rio: 🥊 'fore 💋 forreal Indie: 😂😂😂😂
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ACT OMEGA PART 24
THE 04/02/17 UPDATE
Hey look at that, I’m bored and I can’t urge myself to close that act omega tab. You know what that means. I’m doing another part today, w o o o o o
Alrighty, last time. Aranea showed up, and I reacted in a perfectly calm and orderly fashion. Let’s see where this goes!
Yup. Nobody’s happy. Put that grin away Aranea.
MEENAH: serket??
MEENAH: HOLD the GLUB up
MEENAH: i thought you like
MEENAH: got owned or w/e
She did indeed get owned or w/e. By you, in fact. You from another universe in which you became a giant hot troll wearing a goddamn skintight outfit.
Oh yeah, and she is currently destroying the hell out of the kiddo’s back at the lily pad.
ARANEA: ... Nice to see you too, Meenah.
Pssst.. it’s not nice to see you aranea...
ARANEA: Just as anxious to get to the point as ever. 8ut as per usual, I encourage you to exercise a 8it more p8tience.
ARANEA: All your questions and concerns will be addressed eventually, I assure you.
MEENAH: UUUGH
MEENAH: i cannot B-ELI-EV-E this
MEENAH: you go all crazy and try n pull off some ridiculous timeline divine intervention stunt
MEENAH: prolly kelped actin like a hotshot all the way up to getting fuckin WAST-ED
MEENAH: im out here thinkin i aint never gonna sea you again cause you got it in your head you had ta be the ultimate magnanimous blowhard just like your STUPID ALT S)(-ELLF
MEENAH: AND T)(-EN
MEENAH: you reappier outta NOW)(-ER-E
MEENAH: lookin just as smug as you got no business bein
MEENAH: and you tell me i gotta put up with whatever sanctimonious salmon youve prepared before i get any answers?!
LET ‘ER HAVE IT MEENAH. Can Aranea get the idea out of her head that SHE has got to be the one everybody looks up to? Because everytime she’s had an effect on this story, it’s made everything completely horrible. Honestly, she just tries too hard to be worthy of admiration. If she were like Vriska, she’d care more about doing what needs to be done instead of being admired by all. Merely because Vriska isn’t so dependent on the approval of others, and is happy with doing what needs to be done just so she can brag to herself and others. Alright, I kinda feel like getting deeper into this. How Vriska and Aranea differ and parallel eachother, because it’s a pretty thin line that doesn’t feel obvious. But here’s a very simple way of putting it:
Vriska wants to be the hero
Aranea wants to be seen as the hero
Vriska wants to force dead weight to carry itself
Aranea wants useful people to depend on her
I feel like that sums it up fairly well, really. Maybe I’ll start making sideposts of character analysis if I feel like getting deeper into these topics.
ARANEA: Sanctimonious what?
MEENAH: OH MY COD I M-EANT S-ERMON
GET MAD MEENAH. IMPALE HER WITH YOUR POKEY FORK.
And here we find Porrim, in her natural state of “tired of everybodys shit”
PORRIM: Meenah. Yo+u might want to+ reel yo+urself in for a mo+ment.
S)(-ELL NO
MEENAH: >38(
PORRIM: Maybe try to+ avo+id making the same mistakes as the yo+unger Serket.
DONT BRING VRISKA INTO THIS
VRISKA: Excuse me????????
PORRIM: O+h, hush. Yo+u’ve spent far mo+re energy externalizing yo+ur frustratio+n than you+ have do+ing anything pro+ductive.
PORRIM: We can o+nly take so+ much o+f this. We're here to+ try and do+ so+mething with o+ur afterlife o+ther than willfully subject o+urselves to+ its infinite echo+ chamber o+f teenage drama.
Porrim
porrim, baby
i love you, i do
but this is n o T JUST TEENAGE DRAMA?
I mean, Aranea killed EVERYBODY.
PORRIM: I myself have had eno+ugh o+f that fo+r at least two+ lifetimes.
PORRIM: So+ if either o+f yo+u are ultimately o+nly go+ing to co+ntribute to+ the endless caco+phany, rather than fo+cus o+n getting results, I suggest yo+u mo+ve it to+ so+me o+ther bubble.
PORRIM: If no+t, then co+nsider jo+ining the rest o+f us in seeing what Aranea might have to+ o+ffer to+ o+ur cause.
ARANEA: Why, thank you, Porrim. That was very eloquently put. I promise you won’t 8e disappointed. ::::)
Goddammit Porrim, you gave her a reason to be smug. Just because Porrim is tired of the arguing, doesn’t mean you’re somehow at all justified in anything you’ve ever done ever.
ok im salty
PORRIM: Hmmm. We’ll see.
ARANEA: Really, I was well prepared for my reappearance to cause something of a stir. It’s completely understanda8le to want an explan8tion.
UUUUUGHHhfadjnkms SHuuut uppp
ARANEA: I’ve 8een lying low for quite a while now. Gathering inform8tion, drawing conclusions, revising and perfecting plans... All of which will certainly prove invalua8le for you all in your current predicament!
ARANEA: It really is a shame you’ve landed yourselves in such a 8ind! It was ultim8ly inevita8le, 8ut unfortun8 all the same.
ARANEA: Isn’t it lucky, then, that I’m here to put this tr8n 8ack on its tracks?
Im gonna die from salt poisoning help
PORRIM: SIGH...
SIGH...
PORRIM: If yo+u have any interest in keeping that pro+mise o+f yo+urs, I suggest yo+u skip the preamble.
Thank you Porrim. I’m trying to find somebody to latch onto here, but everybody is starting problem’s n s t uf f .
Everybody looks so
VRISKA: Hold the fucking phone! Why should we listen to ANYTHING you have to say?
YOU sHOULDN’T
VRISKA: Your track record isn’t exactly stellar! And from what I’m seeing right now, you haven’t learned from your colossal fuckup one iota!
WOAH, VASKA... who the hell says iota????
VRISKA: I have a8solutely ZERO interest in letting the same washed up has-8een whose mess *I* had to clean up waltz up here and act like she’s my goddamn s8vior!!!!!!!
YEAH TELL HER VRISKA! EVEN THOUGH IM PREEETTY SURE YOU DID NOTHING AND TEREZI DID EVERYTHING...
And, oh god my memory of the timelines and stuff are getting me confused. I’m sure I’m probably wrong about this, but y’know what I’m gonna talk about it anyways. Would this Vriska really even know about Aranea? I mean, she didn’t die, so... maybe just in her dreams or something. or. gdi im confused.
ARANEA: Come now, Vriska. You of all people should know that there are 8etter times to choose for throwing hissyfits!
This isn’t a HISSYFITS. This is clear and rational thought. And I don’t get w hY NOBODY ELSE IS QUESTIONING THESE THINGS.
ARANEA: And 8esides, what a8out your little plan? We can all pl8nly see how well that turned out. You were smacked down just as unceremoniously as I was, so don’t act as if you’re suddenly the only person who can pull their own w8 around here.
Yeah, but you know what? Her plan didn’t revolve around dooming EVERYBODY. Her plan had essence of COMPETENCE.
ARANEA: You may 8e incredibly stu88orn, 8ut you can’t 8e so foolish as to dismiss common sense purely for the s8ke of your ego. I’m your 8est shot at m8king it out of this alive. While your army was 8eing eradic8ed, I was 8usy uncovering the truth.
ARANEA: If you would just allow me to expl8n, perhaps you could finally reg8n your wits and 8e a8le to focus on what TRULY matters.
oh god i hate her h e l p.
pLEASE.. DOUBle DEATh HER.
VRISKA: I already HAVE my wits! And I was just a8out to use them to whip this 8unch of losers into sh8pe 8efore YOU and your 8loated delusions of grandeur showed up!
ARANEA: Is that what you were a8out to do? I never would have guessed. Considering from my perspective, you were in the middle of some sort of mental 8reakdown 8rought on 8y 8eing utterly incapa8le of comprehending the magnitude of your own failure!
At least she DAMAGED HIM. SHE INFLICTED SOME FORM OF HARM TO THE UNKILLABLE GOD TRYING TO FUCK THEM OVER. You literally just got everybody killed with no positive result, you cannot claim that you are A N Y better than her.
ARANEA: If you had been p8ying attention, you might have t8ken note of when I mentioned that this outcome was inevita8le. There was hardly anything I could have done to prevent it. YOU, on the other hand...
ARANEA: The mishap with your dice could easily have 8een avoided if you had simply realized how thoroughly outmatched you were. Did you actually try your little luck-stealing trick on LORD ENGLISH?
FIRST THE F U C K OF ALL... If this outcome was inevitable, then that literally makes EVERYBODY IN PARADOX SPACE JUST AS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DISASTER. NNGH YOU CANNOT PIN THIS ON VRISKA JUST TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BETTER
VRISKA: Yeah! I did!!!!!!!! That’s kind of what I DO?
VRISKA: 8ut... it didn’t WORK.
ARANEA: Tsk, tsk. Of course it didn’t. Lord English is hardly on the same level as the 8lack king, or the myriad low-level imps, hapless trolls, and pitiful ghosts from which you’d previously acquired your ill-gotten fortune. Your a8ilities aren’t even close to developed enough to stand a chance against such an opponent!
ARANEA: 8ut say, I think that perhaps we can strike a deal. We all know that time has 8een kinder to me in that I’ve had enough of it to refine my powers considera8ly. 8etween the two of us, I am clearly the superior Hero of Light.
. . . . . . . .
F U C K Y O U .
Can’t deal with this. Can’t TAKE this girl’s superiority complex.
God im turning into the human equivallent of a salt shaker.
VRISKA: Oh, yeah. Sure. 8ecause I’m totally interested in whatever 8ogus “deal” you have to offer. Especially when you phrase it like THAT!
ARANEA: And yet you don’t deny truth of my words. A smart choice.
VRISKA: Are you going to w8ste time gloating, or actually get to the point?!
ARANEA: My point is that I would 8e more than happy to lend you my services. Allow you to maximize your potential in a more... expedient fashion, given the sizea8le constraints we are currently under.
ARANEA: All you would have to do is ask nicely. May8e even apologize for raising your voice? A little more respect and deference would 8e appreci8ed as well.
ARANEA: What do you say? A deal is a deal? ::::)
GOD. DAMN IT I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS. I REALLY REALLY R E A L L Y HATE HER. NOBODY WANTS YOUR HELP. Oh god this is turning into the worst liveblog ever, B U T SERIOUSLY I HATE HER AND THAT IS LITERALLY ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
VRISKA: How a8out this: I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!!
YEs. PRECISELY
OHFUCKHIKANKRI
KANKRI: *PHWEEEEEEEET!!!*
...
O k you know what. For once, I’m actually happy about Kankri existing. That fuckfest needed to end.
And jesus. I need to calm myself down.
Oh god poor Mituna is freaking out.
KANKRI: I think that is QUITE en9ugh 9f that f9r n9w. While I n9rmally endeav9r t9 enc9urage c9nstructive de6ate in the interest 9f inf9rming the ign9rant masses, this argument has 6ec9me far t99 pr96lematic f9r me t9 all9w it t9 c9ntinue!
Gdi I haven’t even read it yet, but it already hurts to look at.
Alright. So yeah, this is getting out of hand and he’s putting a stop to it with his space jesus powers.
KANKRI: There isn’t nearly en9ugh time f9r me t9 g9 9ver all 9f the deeply distur6ing c9mments disparaging n9t 9nly the magically disadvantaged, 6ut the mentally challenged, which I have just 69re witness t9. S9 I will settle with 6riefly chastising y9u 69th f9r y9ur cavalier disregard 9f y9ur inherent privilege, and enc9urage y9u to 6e m9re aware 9f h9w the nature 9f y9ur w9rds might affect the very imp9rtant feelings 9f pe9ple that aren’t here.
And people that ARE here. Like, you know. The mentally challenged Mituna right behind you. Though I’m pretty sure you’re speech his having a worse affect on him than they are. Also, how the hell did they even offend any mentally challenged people??
LATULA: ummmmmm, l1k3, not to b3 UN-r4d or wh4t3v3r, b3c4us3 th4t 1s TOT3S not my styl3,
LATULA: but m1tun4 1s l1k3, R1GHT h3r3??
Thank you Latula, the poor guy is dying at all these words.
KANKRI: He is?
Oh my god Kankri, seriously? Were you too busy ogling at Latula to realize that their were handicapped people who needed defending in the area?
MITUNA: 1 H4T3 Y0UR FUCK1NG W157L3
KANKRI: 9h. Right, 9f c9urse. My mistake. Ap9l9gies, Mituna. I h9pe y9u d9n’t mind that I have taken it up9n myself t9 help speak 9n y9ur behalf, c9nsidering y9ur vari9us issues with speaking at all.
kANKRI. that is not how you speak to handicapped people. Is he just salty that he’s dating Latula? Yeah. he’s totally salty about latula.
MITUNA: UM
KANKRI: Exactly. Y9u’ve 6een rendered n9n-ver6al 6y the sens9ry 9verl9ad caused 6y all this unnecessary sh9uting. Which makes the wh9le thing w9rse, really. Right, Mituna?
MITUNA: WHY 4R3 7HR33 S0 M4NY W0RD5
MITUNA: 175 4LL
MITUNA: 8UZZ1NG
LATULA: dont worry 4bout 1t b4b3! 1ts 4lmost ov3r.
MITUNA: 5H0U71NG 4ND
MITUNA: 5TUP1D 8ULG3 WH1FF1NG WH157L35
MITUNA: FUCK
Latula is literally the best supportive girlfriend. Is she gonna cover his ears for him next?
KANKRI: Even m9re sincere ap9l9gies, Mituna. Even if the use 9f the whistle was vital in the c9nstructi9n 9f y9ur safe space, I understand that it did upset y9u and that y9ur feelings 9n the matter are valid.
KANKRI: 6ut thankfully, and despite the unf9rtunate side effects, it did its j96 9f helping 6ring every9ne t9 their senses.
KANKRI: Really, this wh9le thing c9uld have 6een av9ided if y9u 69th had just listened t9 P9rrim's advice.
PORRIM: O+h.
PORRIM: Kanny, did yo+u just... AGREE with me fo+r o+nce?
KANKRI: ...
KANKRI: I 6elieve I have asked y9u several times n9w n9t t9 call me that!
what has this devolved into? What is this BICKERING. Can anybody remain on the same page for more than two sentences? Honestly, I’m surprised Lord English hasn’t just killed them all yet.
AND HERE THESE TWO ARE, indifferent as always.
SOLLUX: (well.)
SOLLUX: (this is pr0bably the worst clusterfuck i have ever had the f0rtune 0f n0t seeing.)
SOLLUX: (are y0u sure we can’t just leave?)
SOLLUX: (as if whichever smug fuck that ends up running the idi0t brigade is g0ing to s0lve 0ur impending d00m. it’s alm0st starting t0 feel like the wh0le pirate crew bullshit all 0ver again.)
SOLLUX: (except s0meh0w even m0re 0f a catastr0phe.)
Sollux, there’s one thing you’re forgetting. The pirate ship was a disaster, yes. but now you have one KEY FACTOR that will lead you all to victory. The power of F R I E N D S H I P. Can’t you just feel all the good vibes radiating off of these assholes?
ARADIA: (we cant go yet sollux!)
ARADIA: (i have no intention of leaving)
ARADIA: (and while i understand why you may want to this time it really is somewhat imperative that you stay)
ARADIA: (we all have a part to play in the preservation of reality)
ARADIA: (a mission which is even more critical now than it has ever been!)
Alright, so this team’s objective “SAVE REALITY”
Team lilypad’s objective “DONT.. DIE”
Team Lowas’s objective “THERAPIZE ERISOL”
SIMPLE ENOUGH.
oh god i just remembered Calliope already died and that’s s A D ...
SOLLUX: (ugh. really?)
ARADIA: (yes!)
SOLLUX: (s0 i’m like. imp0rtant s0meh0w?)
ARADIA: (does it help you feel better to think about it like that?)
SOLLUX: (... kind 0f? bizarrely en0ugh.)
SOLLUX: (where did that c0me fr0m all 0f a sudden?)
ARADIA: (i couldnt possibly tell you)
ARADIA: (but what i can tell you is that i think this brief setback will be over soon)
SOLLUX: (fine, if y0u say s0.)
All setbacks can be overcome with enough TIME. HAHA.... TIME JOKE. The hell am i doing with my life.
Oh shit is Davepeta here to drop some calm bombs on the group?
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < man this is just getting sad
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but guess i oughta toss my two cents into this clusterfuck
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < beclaws honestly i KIND of agr33 with vwiskers a little?
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < my subconscious is clawing at me that we totally cant trust aranea at all ever
THANK, you.
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < cause shes seriously bad news
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i dont have any real concrete memories or anything to support it but
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i dunno! thats just how i f33l
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < meow on the other paw
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < we kind of are in some purrty hot water
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < and i ALSO have the conflicting f33ling that whatever info she has fur us will be impurrtant
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so if anything we should just hear her out
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so long as you dont try to pull anything fishy!!
SIGH... I G U E S S. It still feels horrible to even let her get a word in, just because she’s literally gonna act like every useful information she gives is worth everything, and they have no right to blame her for anything.
ARANEA: Er...
ARANEA: Thank you for the endorsement. And the warning, I suppose.
ARANEA: If there won’t 8e any further interruptions?
MEENAH: yeah sure fine whatever
MEENAH: but u beta believe im gonna be gilling you later
ARANEA: I look forward to it.
I’m gonna hope that was a fish pun, and what she meant was ‘killing’
TAVROS: i THINK VRISKA LOOKS LIKE, sHE IS READY TO STOP SHOUTING,
TAVROS: sO WE CAN BEGIN LISTENING,
TAVROS: wHICH IS GOOD, bECAUSE I AM VERY CURIOUS,
TAVROS: eSPECIALLY SINCE, i SORT OF, aLWAYS LIKED YOUR STORIES, aRANEA,
TAVROS: wHEN THEY DIDN’T RUN TOO LONG, aNYWAY,,,
N O B O D Y A S K E D Y O U T A V R O S
putthatfuckingsmileaway
ARANEA: Don’t worry, Tavros. I will try and keep this as 8rief as possible.
ARANEA: While also ensuring all vital inform8tion and context is provided, of course.
ARANEA: Now, allow me to 8egin...
...gjdkgfignjfij
conflicting feelings about everything here. Alright. WELL, that is the end of this update. you can listen to my whine a bunch on the next part. SO. yeah.
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My Immortal: Beauty and the Beast Version Chapter 3
Chapter 3:
I was really scared about Vlodebeast all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with Beasty's favorite gothic band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I'm now a background singer (because Beasty liked my voice when he heard me sing the Gaston song to Gaston). People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Caleçon Le Nodule, and MCL (that's Mon Chimique L'amour u preps).
The other people in the band are B'loody Belle, Madame de Goffik Garderobe, Cadenza the Dark Harpsichord of Death, Loomiere, and Belle's papa Maurice (we call him Diabolo now.) And a hat rack named Chapeau. (who might be another Ghey Guy).
Today only Gaston and Beasty were depressed so they weren't coming to listen so we wrote songs instead. I knew Gaston was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he's a vampire and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak. And Beasty was probably watching a depressing movie like 'Le Cadavre de Mariée.' I put on a black leather vest that showed off my currveyy physique, and one of those cravats from the 1700's made of red lace. And on my black coat with red lace on the sleeves and lapels I wore a tiny red ribbon pinned on the lapel that said, 'Le Projet Élémentaire.' (The name of another of Gaston's and my favorite bands!) Everybody says I'm too clingy to him but I don't get it.
We were singing a cover of 'Hélene' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
"LeFou! Are you OK?" B'loody Belle asked in a concerted voice.
"With all due respect-what the fck do you think?" I asked angrily.
And then I took deep breaths to calm myself down and I said. "Well, it just so happened that Voldebeast came to me in the forest...(I lost my positivity and became OOC again)...and the fcking bastard told me to fcking kill Beasty! But I don't want to kill him, (my softie heart came back shuddup I'm still goffic ok?) because he's really nice, he's really kind and gentle, even if he did go out with Gaston. But if I don't kill Beasty, then Voldebeast, he'll kill Gaston!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Gaston jumped out from behind a wall. "Why didn't you fcking tell me!" he shouted. "Why you fcking poser bytch! NOBODY keeps secrets from GASTON!" (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Gaston started to cry all sensitive. He stood close to me and lifted my chin up and let me be hypnotized by his gothic eyes and Vampire power. Then he ran out crying. (so wut if dat ooc? Prepz!)
We practiced for one more hour. Suddenly Beasty walked in angrily and he was in Beast Mode! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't because he had a headache.
"Do you realize what you could have DONE?" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically not swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil cry)
"LeFou, Gaston has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."
...
I said stop flaming up prepz! see if dis chaprer is srupid!1111 it dels wit rlly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!
...
"Noooo!" I screamed. I was horrorfied. B'loody Belle tried to comfort me but I ran to my room crying myself. Beasty chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room because he would look like a perv that way (he's bi remember)
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They blood got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a L'inkin Parc song at full volume. I grabbed a steak (probably one of Beasty's he likes raw meat) and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fcking depressed!
I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut nightshirt with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high-heel boots with pink metal stuff on the ends, my pink bow tie, and six pairs of skull earrings. (Stanley would never wear this r u kidding he is such a prep!) I couldn't frcking believe it.
Then I looked out the window and screamed... Clock was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loomiere was masticating to it! They were sitting on their flying candlesticks.
"EW YOU FCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT?" I screamed putting on a towel with a picture of M'Arilyne d'Maison (aka Monsieur D'Arque who is also a great goffik singer) on it.
Suddenly Beasty ran in. He was in Prince Adam form again, the sexay man with eyeliner and his hair in a ponytail with blue ribbon. He wore a light blue jacket with white lace all over it (and only his black eyeliner kept him from looking like a total fcking prep).
"A'bra Que'davre!" he yelled at Clock and Loomiere pointing his womb. I took Gaston's gun and shot Clock and Loomiere a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke.
(AN: so sorry this does not make sense in the 18th century, not mentioning the fact everyone is basically OOC. But no haterz prepz!11!)
Then Beasty ran into a wardrobe which was the place he transforms (sort of like the old Superman movies with the phone booth).
Suddenly, Beasty came out of the closet (geddit?) and he was THE BEAST again!
"LeFou, it has been revealed that someone has- NOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Clock and Loomiere and then he waved his magic wand (Agathe gave it to him) and suddenly...
Monsieur Chapeau ran outside on his flying candle and said everyone we need to talk. (AN: how can he run when riding a flying candle? Not to mention he's a hatrack?)
"What do you know Chapeau? You're just a petit Porc-Verrues student!" (I believe Beasty said this line)
"I MAY BE A PORC-VERRUES STUDENT- BUT I AM ALSO A SETANIST!"
"This cannot be," Clock said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Beasty's gun had shot him (AN: wait that doesn't make sense. I thought LeFou shot him with Gaston's gun correct?) "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.
Loomiere (back to life apparently) held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, normally how I do when it feels like when you do not drink enough wolf blood.
"Why are you doing this?" Loomiere said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. (Does that mean Clock? I'll just leave that to your imagination *hon hon hon*)
And then I heard the words that I heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked or happy.
"BECAUSE...BECAUSE..." Chapeau said and he paused in the air dramaticlly, waving his brass hat rack arms in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Livres.
"Because you're goffic?" Clock asked in a little afraid voice because he was afraiind it was connected with Seten.
"BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!"
stop f'aing ok chapeau is a pedo 2 alot of ppl in american skoolz lik dat i wunted 2 adress da ishu! how du u no clock aint kristian plus chapeau isn't relly in luv wif lefou dat was stanley ok!
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Gasgon had given me in case anything happened to him. He told me (during the War) to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS CHAIPeau but it was Beasty. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOO! I'M TRANSFORMING AGAIN AND IT HURTS!" and then...his eyes rolled up. You could see his red whites.
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my scar turned back into The Symbol!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!"
"I do but Diablo (Maurice) turned it into a rose tattoo for me and I always cover it up with foundation. And with my fur when I'm in Beast Mode. " he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and transforming hurt and it turned into The Symbol! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Gaston...Volfebeast has him bondage!"
Anyway I was in the castle nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Clock and Loomiere and CHAPUEU were there too. They were going to Sainte-Mangue's after they recovered because they were pedofiles and you can't have those fcking pervs around Beasty's castle with a lot of hot boyz (Chapeau is Ghey and maybe Clock too) and hot girlz. Beasty had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
(AN: If you are confused, my apologies. Working with the original text)
Anyway Chapueau came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
"FeLou, I need to tell you something." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Frck off," I told him. "And get my fckn name right! You know I fcking hate the color pink anyway, I only wore the bow tie because Gaston used to like girls as much as boys, and pink is a girl color! And...I don't like fcked up preps like YOU!" I snapped.
Chapeau had been mean to me before, for being goffik. He had punched me repeatedly in the face with his hat-rack arms. It didn't hurt though.
"No, FeLou," Chapuau says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked because I was angry that he got me pink roses. And he can't get my name right.
"I saved your life!" he yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris L'Hotel de Hilton p-video made from your shower scene and being vued by Clock and Loomiere. Who MASTICATED (c is dat spelled rong) to it." he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed one of his hat-rack hands to the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well if you wanted Honesty thats all you haD TO SAY!
"That's not a spell, that's an MCL song." I corrected him wisely.
"I know I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio (4 all you cool goffic mcr fans out there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!) imo noto okayo!"
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I know he wasn't a prep.
"Okay I believe you now wtf is Gaston?"
Chapeau rolled his eyes. (on his top hat head) I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, FeLou," Beastly said, watching the two of us watching the flame, "2 c wht iz in da flames (HAHA YOU REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urself 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OL' BEAST!" Chapeau yelled. BEASTly looked shocked. I suppose he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Chapeau stormed off back into his bed. U r a liar, Beasty!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather frock coat that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was a dark blood red vest, too, with corset stuff (laces) I put on the front. I put on ripped black breeches with black fishnet stockings and black high-heeled boots with tiny pictures of Gaston (the animated cartoon Gaston) on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't no who she iz u a prep so fck off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and lip gloss.
(Mon Dieu! if only I could get back to Villaineuve- cuz Stanley would so be jealouz AND turned on- He dat sexy prep wiv hair like Jean Travolta from Grease!)
"You look kawai, boy." B'loody Belle said sadly. Belle was wearing her yellow ballgown except it was all ripped up with blood droplets on it. (Like those posh prep mums, the way they dress up their kids for Halloween? That.)
"Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too. but I was still upset. I slit my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. (In memory of my Gaston the Vampire) I cried again in my bathroom (where M'oaning Monsieur Toilette kept me company but don't worry he is not a perv he just moans all depressed and he sucks himself back down the toilet from time to time) I put the shades on so Clock and Loomiere couldn't spy on me this time.
I went to some classes. (Reading classes where B'loody Belle taught me some basic reading in the big Library.) Beastly was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures (don't ask me what that means, je ne sais quoi- I sincerely don't get it.) Belle also reads us some Shakespear, because his stories are all dark and Goffic so we like his books.
Beasty (who was human Prince Adam right now) looked all depressed because Gaston had disappeared and he too used to be in love with Gaston. He was sucking some blood from a 'Hufflepuff' (Je ne sais quoi!)
"Hi" he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in a wqually said way.
We looked at each other for some time. Adam had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Gaston's. Then... we jumped on each other and started screwing with each other.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Mrs. Teapot who was watching us and so was everyone else.
"Beasty you fcker!" I said slapping him. "Quit trying to screw me. You know I loved Gaston!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
And then he started to scream. "NOOOO! MY TRANSFORMATION HURTS!" And then...his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
"No!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.
"I know but Diablo (Maurice) changed it into a rose tattoo for me and I always cover it up with foundation!" he said back. "Anyway my transformation hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Gaston...Volfebeast...MY FATHER...has him bondage!"
SPECIAL FANGS RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOSED TO RIT DIS!1111!
HEY RAVEN DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER IS
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2017 REAL STORY ABT A REAL PERSON
LET ME REFER 2 A PERSON SPOKE UPON WITH “ I / ME “ 4 SECURITY REASONS
THIS REAL STORY IS REAL WRITTEN BY A BEST FRIEND OF “ I / ME “
EVERY OTHER PERSON WOULD DO THESE SAME STORYS DIFFERENT WAY PROBABLY SAYING “ WRONG “ SOMETIMES OR EDIT SOME STUFF
BUT I CHOSE THIS PERSON 2 TALK ABOUT STUFF BC FUCK IT
;
FAST FORWARD NO MUCH MANY YRS, WATER LEVELS RISEN UP, TEMPERATURE IS SUPER HOT, DESERTED SITUATIONS & THE INTERNET IS DEAD, REFORMED & PRIVILEDGED 4 LUXURY 1NS, CONTROLLED
HISTORY IS FILTERED N DEPENDING ON WHERE U R UR CONNECTIONS COMBINED WITH A CERTAIN HISTORY KNOWLEDGE + CONTROLLED FRIENDS WILL BRING U SUCCESS
WARS N CRIME N STEALING EVERYWHERE AROUND
MIND WRITING THIS TELLS ME THE SCENARIO IS PRE WRITTEN ALREADY, N THAT THIS STORY IS A PRICE OF LIFES BEFORE
N 2 BE CALM WHILE
A MIND SAYS; NO CRIME IS BIGGER CRIME THAN LISTEN ACCEPT OR RLLY RESPECT THOSE PPL N THEIR WAYS, BELIEFS
NO CRIME IS BIGGER CRIME THAN STOPPING SOMEONES SHINE IN ANY WAY INSTEAD OF POINTING THEIR SHINE 2 THE SHINE FIELDS LIKE THEM
THERES A BABY 2017
IT HAS NO LIVING FATHER, IT HAS NO LIVING MOTHER
IT HAS FAMILY SOMEWHERE, BUT IT DOESNT KNOW
IT HAS BEEN ADOPTED
BEING RAISED POOR NO FOOD OR MONEY 4 FOOD SITUATION TYPE OF STUFF AROUND
PPL ARGUING N YELLING AT BABY 2 GO ASK SOMEONE OTHER THAN THEM 4 FOOD IF NOT ACCEPTING THEIR TRADITIONS, ABLE 2 ACCEPT TRADITIONS OR B LEFT
BABY REALISED HARSH STUFF PRETTY YOUNG
RAISED WITH WANTED VOCABULARY
THE MEMORIES OF MOTHER N FATHER N REAL FAM IS A TOP WORST THING U COULD EVER TALK ABOUT IN A DESERTED SITUATION
THERES AN OLD LADY 2017
A PART OF A FAMILY THAT ADOPTED A BABY
SHES DIEING, SLOWLY, ITS BEEN YRS NOW
HER ORGANS R CANCELLING N HARD MEDICINE IS KEEPING HER ALIVE WITH BEING IN HOSPITAL VERY OFFTEN
SHES A PERSONA LOSING PARANOID WITH REAL PANIC ATTACKS
HER FAMILY HATES HER N ALWAYS SPEAK DOWN ON HER, MISTREAT HER
MAKE FUN OF HER N R BEING AGRESSIVE ORDERING HER 2 DO STUFF
SHES THE 1 THAT CARED MOST 4 A BABY WHEN SHE COULD
THERES A SISTER OF THAT OLD LADY 2017
CLOSER PART OF A FAM THAT ADOPTED A BABY
SHES RICH, THE ONLY PART OF A FAM WITH SOME INCOME BC SHE WORKED IN GERMANY 1950- 1990
BUT SHE NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL N MANIPULATED A JEW INTO CRHISTANITY
SINCE FOREVER SHE WAS THE MAIN HEAD OF WHOLE FAMILY N HER WORD WAS 2 LISTEN, SHE HAD CARE N FUN ALWAYS BUT WOULD ALWAYS WANT 2 MUCH CONTROL
SHE ALWAYS SPEAKS DOWN ON EVERYBODY, ESPECIALLY HER JEW MAN WHO LOVES HER N LISTENS ONLY 2 HER BC HE LOST HIS FAM IN A GERMAN CONCENTRATION CAMP
THEY HAD A POOR MONEY YOUTH SITUATION BUT ALWAYS BEEN TOGETHER SINCE THEY WERE 19 N 16 YRS OLD N THEY BEEN WORKING HARD
THEY R FAT, BOTH, SINCE THEIR 20S
AFTER BIG MONEY NICE CARS N HOUSES THEY WENT 2 CROATIA WITH A WIDER FAMILY N ALL WENT DELUSIONAL, THEY WERE BEFORE BUT THEY BECAME STUCK OLD FAT SICK N ANGRY MORE THAN EVER SO EVERY FAM RELATION GOES BROKE IN 1990 WHEN THEY CAME TO CRO
A YOUNG MAN 2017
NOW TAKING CARE OF A BABY
LOOKING AT IT, THINKING OF WHAT 2 SAY
SO IT SPEAKS STORYS ABOUT WHAT PPL DO N HOW N WHY
HOW MUCH OF TRUTH, 2 MUCH OF THRUTH 4 NOW ?
HOW MUCH OF CONTROL
A YOUNG MAN IS A FRIEND
WITH CRIME PPL, WITH OLDER FUCKED UP PPL, WITH BUSINESS FAKE PPL, N WITH REGULAR VERY DELUSIONAL 1S
ALL RACES
A YOUNG MAN HAS A LOW INCOME, NOT TOTALLY STABILE ON ITS OWN FEET, BUT ALWAYS FINDING A WAY, A RISKY WAY
HE & A BABY SHARE SOME IMPORTANT PARTS OF THEIR STORY
YOUNG MAN HAS NO REAL HELP IN LIFE, HE NEVER WANTED 2 PLAY/KILL A PERSON EVEN IF A PERSON BAD 2 HIM, ALWAYS USED 2 FIND A WAY 2 STAY CALM N RE/ARRANGE
SITUATIONS COME N GO LIKE DAYS, PPL TURN THEIR MASKS N BACKS N PHOTOS N SPEECHES N NOTHING IS SAFE
YOUNG MAN THINKS WOMAN R GODS, N EVERYTHING EVOLVES AROUND A NICE WOMAN. HES NOT IMPRESSED BY HIS FELLOW GAMES, HE DOES NOT PLAYS THEM HE SURVIVES THEM, BUT ITS BOTHERING HIM ALWAYS SO HE THINKS OF WAYS TO CHANGE ROUTES
YOUNG MAN THINKS ITS A BEST TIME IN HUMAN HISTORY 4 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN DOING REAL BIG THINGS WITH STYLE
N THAT POWERFULL & FOCUSED WOMAN COULD MAKE MUCH MORE THAN EVER
WHEN HE WAS YOUNG, HE REALLY CHERISHED GIRLS, N WOULD UNDERSTAND THEIR NEED FOR MORE WORDS AND WORDY SITUATIONS N THEIR ADVANTAGE OR DISADVANTAGE @ SCENES, MALE FEMALE MANIPULATIONS AS IT ALL IS OR WERE
HE NEVER PLAYED EMOTION OR ACT OR MATH EVIL GAMES SO HE WAS ALWAYS PLAYED, NOT PLAYED LIKE CHEATED CUZ HE MADE SURE 2 KEEP IT REAL
BUT PLAYED AS A ROLE OR OBJECT OF ACT ... STAYED CALM CUZ WAS SURE IT WAS NOT HIS FAULT
" A LUXURY EGO “ WAS THERE SINCE FOREVER & MADE HIS LIFE A MESS
MOSTLY OF OTHERS SETTING HIM SITUATIONS EGO COULDNT HANDLE AS THEY NEVER WANTED PEACEFULLY DISCUSS DETAILS, NOT ALWAYS BUT MOSTLY WHEN IT WAS MOST IMPORTANT
HIS EGO THINKS HE IS VERY GOOD AT CERTAIN THINGS N IS PROUD OF THE WAY HE USES SPACE N PPL ;
HE CANT EVEN TALK IF HE KNOWS EMOTIONS R NOT SAFE N THE NEED 4 REAL IS NOT IN THE AIR, BUT HE HAS A LAUNGUAGE READY 4 EVERY SITUATION N ITS LIKE A SWORD 2 A HEART OF A LAWBREAKER, N IT CAN COME AS A SACRIFICE OF HIS OWN BRAIN N TIME, BUT ITS SOMEHOW PRECISE CUZ PPLS ANGER IS ALWAYS OVER THE TOP ON THE OTHER SIDE SO EVERYTHING BECOMES INTROSPECTED ON A BIGGER PLANE SOMEHOW BETWEEN WIDER N MOST POWERFULL CIRCLES THEY HAVE, N THAT USUALLY CHANGES OR REDOES THINGS BIG TIME
THE WAY HE SPEAKS 2 LOVED ONES IS 2 PRAISE THEM OR NOTICE THEIR LITTLEST THINGS OR MAKES FUN OF THEM, OR MAKES FUN OF ITSELF 4 FUN
SO THERES ALWAYS A LOT OF DETAILS 2 GO WRONG AT THE WRONG TIME, IT NEEDS A UNDERSTANDING MIND 2 KEEP IT COOKING
IF THERES UNDERSTANDING, HE PRAISES THEM MATERIALISTACLLY WELL WHICH OFFERS A LOT OF USAGE SITUATIONS RETHINKING FROM OTHER SIDES 2
THE THING HE MOST LOVES ABOUT HIMSELF IS WHEN HE FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS GLOWING IS 2 KEEP HIMSELF MINIMALISTIC BEING HAPPY IN THEIR PRESENCE N THROW THEM STUPID TRAPS WATCH REACTIONS THEN LAUGH W JST REPEATING THEIR FACE N WHAT THEY SAID
HE LOVES 2 REPEAT WHAT THEY SAID
BASICALLY HES COLLECTING REACTINS N COPY PASTING PPL N BEST SITUATIONS AT NEW CROWDS N MAKING SURE 2 CONNECT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BUT NOT 2 VISIBLE
SECOUND THING HE LOVES THE MOST IS LAY AROUND N RECOVER N BEING RESPECTED 4 BEING THAT TIRED
HE TRIED DIFFERENT TYPES OF GIRLS, LIVED HIS YOUTH WITH A “ U CANT KNOW A GIRL FULLY UNTIL U SEEN HER RELAXED N HAPPY NAKED “ + “ CAN U REALLY B A BEST FRIEND OF A GIRL IF U HAVEN’T SEEN HER NAKED ? “ BUT AS HE GOT OLDER THERE WERE MUCH MORE GAMES W FEELINGS N SEX AROUND SO HE DECLINED CHASING FOR FEELING FAKE N TOOK SOME NEW ROUTES
“ SADLY NOBODY MADE A SONG OR SOME ECONOMY CHANGING ART ABOUT U ... DAMN WE HAVE 2 GET IT I SEE UR FAMILY TREE GROWING N GLOWING GIRL “ WAS THE ROUTE, HAD 2 B EXPENSIVE TOO
NOT WANTED 2 B OR LOOK LIKE A PRO, RATHER SLOW LAUGH N HALFTIME STYLE THAN A PRO ACT ABT ANYTHING
BIGGEST SOCIAL DISADVANTAGES/CURSES ;
HE HAD A MOUTH FASTER THAN A THOUGHT WHEN ANGRY OR HAPPY, A FIRE AROUND THE HEART THAT WOULD MAKE AN ACT ALWAYS UNSTOPPABLE
A CURSE, HE FOUND IT FUNNY & USED TO TAKE THAT AS A LESSON 2 B HUMBLE N GET USED 2 ASK 4 “ FORGIVNESS “ / EXPLANATION TIMES FAST
OFTEN SAYING “ THE WRONGEST THINGS @ WRONGEST TIME “ BUT ON A BIGGER PLANE THATS LIKE THE HIGHEST “ CLASS DEBATE “ LEVEL MOSTLY PROUDLY MISSED OR MANIPULATED WORLDWIDE, COULDNT EVER B SAD ABT IT EVEN THO IT ALWYS MAKES THINGS HARDER FASTEST
FALLS IN LOVE 2 EASILY, THATS BIGGEST MOTIVATION CUZ HE CANT EVER SHOW IT SO HE BECOMES MEAN UNINTERESTED LIKE “IF U CANT SHOW SOMETHING REAL FAST ILL ACT LIKE I CANT SEE U “ CUZ THE WORLD AINT READY THAT FAST 4 HIS FUN, SO HE FREEZES FAKE W INSTANT FRIENDS OR NOTHING/MEAN SITUATIONS TYPE, OFC IN GENERAL THAT BRINGS THE WEIRDEST FASTEST
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[seth rogan voice] you’re acting like a jealous fucking girlfriend is what the fuck you’re acting like
#tomgreg#losing my mind tbh. and shiv is also there. to me that's cinema#his face when he says i'm a guy HE LOOKS SO UPSET JASKAJSASA#calm down girl aint nobody taking him from u#they carrying his suitcase and shit u didn't even do that smh#i mean i'm sure he did but we never Saw it#one of the funniest things about succ is like. what does greg actually Do like he's just there.#even when he had a proper title as tom's assistant and shit what was he doing. i mean we all know but you know.#WHO ARE THESE GREGS !!!!
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