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achillyscomedown · 4 months
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legolas innocently suggesting that gandalf use his wizard magic to get them through the 10 feet of snow the company was stuck in:
gandalf, outta nowhere: ACTUALLY BTCH, WHY DONT YOU, WHO IS, Y’KNOW, PART OF THE ELVES’ SPECIES, GO AND FCKING FLY TO THE SUN AND BRING IT BACK? HUH? WHY DONT YOU MELT THE GODDAMN SNOW THAT WAY? HUH? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? I SWEAR TO GOD, LEGOLAS-
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abernathyvalois · 8 months
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the craziest part about being queer and closeted is that you don’t even know how exhausting it is until it hits in the most random situations
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jaeshoney · 1 month
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why do people say black writers “niggify” anime characters or they are “niggacore” by them smoking blunts like all races and ethnicities don’t smoke??? did i miss where weed became a black thing or something???
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awesomenikie · 1 month
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One of the funniest moments of my life is when I saw a ship edit of Brooklyn and Kenji from Camp Cretaceous and said what are you talking about this ship will never happen and makes no sense and then they immediately got together in the next season. Lesson of this story is I need to learn to shut up cause why did that happen.
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carebooks · 9 months
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I LOVE QUOGAN AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GIRL BUT IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW PCA WASN’T A REAL SCHOOL AND DEAN RIVERS WAS STEALING THE KID’S TUITIONS TO WASTE AT THE CASINO?!
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last night i had a dream where someone asked to look through the photos on my phone but i was, in danger, so i had to say yes
but i was really stressed because i'd only just taken around 200 photos of my ass at varying angles because i thought it looked good and now they were going to open my phone and see all my ass photos and what if they thought my ass looked bad
...anyway i don't think i've ever taken a photo of my ass so that was a weird stress dream
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faunshark · 4 months
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I had a dream that me and Finn Wolfhard became best friends like
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I haven't been interested in anything related to him since Stranger Things season four???? Why's he here???? In my dream we went to an aquarium and we were like wow fish!!! That's so cool!!! HELP????
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sluttywonwoo · 5 months
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Idk if Joshua hates the French as much as the average American but I do know he’s insufferable enough to tell everyone his Canadian lover is just northern American specifically because every Canadian may not hate the concept of the US, but they definitely hate being associated with it
if someone says they're north american, i'm automatically assuming they're canadian bc no one cares about being associated with other north american countries as much as canadians do even though they have all the same problems we do <3
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childishfirmino · 6 months
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why does every good pin on Pinterest have to be linked to some weird ass harry styles x male reader 100k word smut on wattpad 😭
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count-doodoo · 4 months
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bolted awake at 3am CONVINCED "serological" was a word used to describe meaningful observations -- e.g. there's something serological here, but i'm too sleep-deprived to see it -- someone please tell me there's a similar sounding word with that meaning???
otherwise i will have to live with the knowledge that part of me is convinced serological is a normal way to describe importance and idk what to do with that
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abluehappyface · 2 months
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I can't believe my asexual ass wrote that
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illbuyyouarose · 9 months
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What are y’all’s thoughts on the Miraculous movie being a musical?
Bc I did not see that coming
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ddelicatemp3 · 10 months
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tell me why i just burst out crying while listening to evermore (the song)
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alwaysbethewest · 1 year
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Grey hair is beautiful and growing old enough to develop it is a beautiful thing but my jaw still dropped when I discovered a FULL LENGTH silvery-white hair in the mirror just now 🫢
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aroace-polyshow · 9 months
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*complaining about feeling like shit this week, hoping tonight is better*
tumblr: what if i gave you the perfect post to make it worse :)
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bettycanavosio · 2 years
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“this one’s for me.” …….. is it? is it really
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