#lile oh my god

[intrusivepng]

Someone save my girl tallulah she has literally done nothing wrong ever crying

#iz qsmp #lile oh my god #let her BE

[zebruh]

#vwitty banter #hs revwiewv #why did the most quotable dave and terezi convo happen so close together #and make this as a whole #lile oh my god #dave was prolly 10 or smth when this convo happened

[dragoncarrion]

This shit is so fucking good it's unreal

#shortext #lile oh my god

[nylesart]

🍜🫤

#gorillaz #my art #artists on tumblr #noodle guitarist from gorillaz #fanart #aesthetic #do they look like noodles idk i cant draw them #this is what watching one 1 colouring tutorial video does to a mf #lile the original one sucked SOO BAD i didn't know where i was going with the colours but thank god youtube exists 🩷 and artists on youtube #not that this js perfect but the original one was atrocious lemme tell you ..... i understand why i stopped drawing for so long now #i hated my art lol #because i didn't study enoughhh but now that im learning its better 🩷 #anyway idk #digital art #illustration #beginner artist #artwork #noodle gorillaz #i drew her so many times shes my blorbo #lgbt #she is bi ! bicon ! #hidden snorlax big plushie hehe #and adventure time posterrr #and and sailor moon snoopy tamagotchi doraemon miffy things ... plus nana akira manga but kinda too hidden #OH AND those sanrio characters i forgot the name tho #and kirby #tiny murdoc 2d and russel 😺 #y2k aesthetic

[starrynightsxo]

cardan: two best friends in a room, will they-

jude: there's no-one else in here cardan

cardan: well, would you look at that?

jude: cute, but did you forget one thing?

cardan: *smirking* and what would that be?

jude: *stands up to leave* we're not friends.

*cue searing kiss*

#i imagine after this jude leaves #and then cardan just sitting there lile wtf #cardan: oh my god i am so in love #love #romance #enemies to lovers #books #bookish #the cruel prince #booklr #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #tfota #cardan #jude #jurdan #the folk of the air #the folk of air #tfota memes #incorrect tfota #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #the stolen heir #the prisoners throne #holly black #romantasy #fantasy #booktok #bookworm

[pinkcdraws]

Eiden is turning him into such a goofy guy I love it

#nu carnival #eiden #edmond #cdraws #i haven’t gotten over this scene lile #edmond? making a pun? #oh my god you are my wife

[karinyosa]

it my bday today :]

#me.txt #OKAY WAIT IM WRONG ITS TOMORROW DKBSKDJSOXHEI I THOUGHT TODAY WAS THE FIRST #i cant believe im gonna be 21 its so fucked up #EAIT ITS ON THE FIRST THERE ARE 31 DAYS IN JANUARY LMFAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #oh my god. guys im sorry im lile genuinely terrible with dates and birthdays including my own

[mysicklove]

mello invented lesbian tarantulas and as a lesbian, i am so down bad for it🫡

we r the lesbian spiders

#💌 - love letters #secret admirer #jk i like dick #but i wouldnt lile spider dick #but idk would i like spider pussy #do spiders even have vaginas #or penises #how do spiders reproduce #i would hate to be a spider tbh #if i was one tho i would be a black widow #but idk i feel like if i was a black widow the power would get to my head ya know #“i could kill any of u guys at any point and look super cool while doing it” #may become a egoist #oh my god! so blue lock of me! #bachira put your dick in my mouth

[im-diseased-but-cool]

Gimme be honest fellas I can't stop thinking about the parallel of Lucifer loving God so much and God cast him away and fuccijf Sam and Dean like it drives me crazy. I hate these bitches so much they've ruined my life I have never thought about Cain and Abel but guess what folks! I AM THINKING ABOUT THOSE BROTHERS BEVAUSE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING TWINK ASS FAGS!!!!! Sam and Dean die maybe but don't god im in shambles

#diseasy speaky #sam winchester #dean winchester #spn #supernatural #because why do they consume all of my brain #i need to eat food i feel light headed but also i meed to scream in both of their faces bevause why on god green earth are they like that #too many parallels I'm constantly seeing equal signs #double limed bitchen #fucking #... #sam and dean #dean and sam #i dont care they both need to become omnipotent beings and them explode #seriously the parallels #god amd lucifer #cain and abel #whats next??? jesus and judas fucking probably with these sick sons of bitches #im losing my mind chat #chat help me i am losing it all to these atupid wincest fucks #i feel crazy i need to be locked up in a 20 level security prison with norhing bit lile one toilet amd a pillow padded cell spoon fed theoug #a fuckinf tube and j get one visitor oh my god who is it whos visiting me. boom ita dean winchester and he tortures me by talking about his #baby brother and his puppy dog eyes thay you cant say no to but while hes speaking im thrashing around and foaming at the mouth because lem #lemme out of here please free me tlfrom this hell i just want to leave

[mouthsfullofsharpteeth]

Four hours of sleep fo today 👍👍👍👍👍👍

#the nap that ill have soon is calling to me #god i physically canmot wake up this early #this is hell #and so unfair too lile #my earliest classes are 10 and 11:30 #so why should i have to wake up at SIX AM. #this just sucks so much i wish i had my lisence #but oh wait #i could if i just signed up for the test #but i meed help to do that #and my mom keeps putting it off for some reason #ughhhhhhh #theres always something wrong life is hell this is the worst etc etc #vent over

[whatifijustmashedwordstogether]

number jacks gave me nightmares

Oh same. I didn't know what it was called for a while but this thing scared me so much.

This thing stuck with me all my life and I did not! know his name! I even forgot the show's name but this thing and the numbers stuck!!!

Why is he so squelchy??? Why is he so like that? Why does he ripple???

For many years this haunted me. I was terrified that I would step into some green slime accidentally and end up messed up with no idea of how.

Also the numbers. They just. Stare!

Why are they fuzzy???? Why do they live in your couch???? Why do their eyes look like that? (Wide, unblinking, and dare I say it - literal orbs)

And then Shape Japer also exists.

WHYHYYYY.

this creature. The shape Japer. SHE JUST FLOATS AROUND AND ITS HORRIFIC. There's an episode where this thing forces people to dance until they collapse???? terrifying. Actually advise everyone who's willing to do it to just read up on her deeds because both the characters pictured are nightmares.

I'm looking at the wiki rn and appearently she's female, and that's amazing. Look at those non-gendered features. Look at her! Pioneer in character design. More monstrous women in media please.

But also terrifying.

#numberjacks is just #nightmare fuel #lile WHY IS THAT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE???? #WHY ARE THE VILLAINS SO #was once watching a compilation and oh my god shape japer #why

[soldier-poet-king]

Can't even load the fuckin dishwasher right without being scolded so like. Fuck me I guess. Might as well just fkin lay down and wait for the end of the universe

#franposting #Genuinely what the FUCK #it wasnt even in a joking way she genuinely just fuckin flipped #i need to move out i need to leave so fkin bad #i was doing so well and now its like. oh i wake up and want to *** at keast 50% of the time #ill just start leaving ym dishes lying around lile my brothers!!! since apparently they can do no wrong!!! #god forbid i try to do smthn GOOD

[vulturevanity]

My lukewarm take is that while A:tlA did most of what it set out to do impeccably, "what it set out to do" was never really that good or groundbreaking

#babbles #do I want to elaborate on this? possibly. do I have the energy to do it now? absolutely not #the tl;dr is that it's a typical hero's journey about fate and nature and grief and and balance #but like. on the nature vs nurture argument it leans way too heavily on the nature side and for that it plays out exactly lile you'd expect #and like that's the story they wanted to tell and they told it really solidly #but does it really deserve the praise for it when the thesis itself is just mid and not treading any new ground? #also i'm SO TIRED of Zuko being held up as the only redemption arc #shut up about Zuko oh my god. his arc was equally as boring you just love woobies

[the-black-dragons-den]

Me after vomiting from 7 am to noon and not being able to keep even water down:

"Please give me IV fluids"

The Urgent Care phlebotomists (yes 2 of them) after blowing out my first vein and sticking me unsuccessfully twice more):

"This is because you drink alcohol and smoke weed. We can't help you. Go to the ER."

#this is bronchitis #ive had it 4 times now and it is always lile this #but they basically told me it was a hangover #and yes i drank last night but this was not a FUCKING hangover #and as my muscles tightened up from convulsing violently while vomiting for several hours #and i asked for something for the pain #they definitely believed i was seeking drugs #bitch i wanted a fucking tylenol or aome shit not gd percs or anything FUCK ME #personal #i felt like i was fucking dying today fuck me oh my god

[continuousmeowing]

i started the silt verses yesterday and OHHH MY. I’m not going to be normal about this.

#Faulkner is my new favorite guy. #there’s something deeply wrong with him. and i can’t tell if his devotion to the trawler-man is making it better or worse. #he’s also transgender. to me. #not really spoilers below? but some talk about the worldbuilding and one specific event (without too many details) #oh and the worldbuilding is wonderful. I’m obsessed with the world of tsv. #the whole set up with the gods #and how all of them are real/new ones can be made fairly easily #i also adore how they show the commercialization of gods #because YES. corporations would combine all the gods of agriculture into a piece of cartoon shredded wheat named sweet jolly crunchtooth. #forcing the farmers to worship the god they created #and the way that even in advanced society. gods still need sacrifices. #and this is shown in some ways that are….fairly acceptable? #lile sacrifice being a replacement for death row. fucked up but somewhat socially acceptable. #but also in other ways that make you wonder what’s legal in this world #like Paige’s coworkers who didn’t do well on their quarterlies getting sacrificed to welcome in the new god at her workplace #and general society outlaws gods they deem too destructive or violent #gods whose followers make sacrifices #all while the higher ups in their societies make numerous sacrifices

[seraqhites]

oh my god??? the new boygenius pictures have me riding my screen

#rubi rambles ⋆｡𖦹 °✩ #oh my god???? #they caught me so off guard #LILE HOLY FUCK #i want all three of them. #at the same time. #sorry not tlou content but holy fuck #literally let out a moan when i saw the photo of phoebe #save a horse ride a cowboy!!!