The way Hannibal is constantly corralling Will makes me feel things btw. That man is herding Will like a sheepdog. He literally fucking chases him around that therapy office. You want his dick so bad it makes you look STUPID
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"i'm not saying cockles... but cockles" is one of my favourite phrases on this webbed site bc i also don't think they are or have ever been together but at the same time they really Did All That like w/o even being paid so like what conclusions are we meant to draw like i'm sorry but at a certain point it's not our fault
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All the monsters of all the lands
Met up together to kill a lamb
They were fooled by a prophet
Who made quite a profit
The lamb screamed as the wolves howled
The monsters grinned as they prowled
Talons raised and movements quick
The lamb was gone, fast as a prick
Blood spilled as dark as the sky
There the lamb shall always lie
Crept away the monsters went
As a prophet watched, fully content
His pockets were lined and his throne was high
The scent of blood filled the sky
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i love how every single time julian gets in a runabout with someone he doesnt talk to a lot hes like hey why aren't we friends :( and then something ranging from moderately to extremely traumatic happens to the characters for plot and at the end of the episode he makes them like him lmao
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destination: writing a patcap dancing fic
obstacle: have only been listening to nelly furtado
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house of the dragon but instead of aegon, jacaerys and lucerys pranking aemond with the pink dread, they tell him “you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of owning a dragon”
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What if Ominis/Sebastian were a thing before MC got there? It wasn’t even like official official but they haven’t moved from each other since ever, so people just assumed (and they were correct). Then MC came in and people took interest in them, they are cute, helpful, dueling master, a dating material. And so what they spent a lot of time with Gaunt and Sallow, those two are together, so it’s fine. And then rumors appeared about MC and Sebastian making out in the restricted section, cause they were careless af. But then some people saw them with Ominis in Hogsmead snogging. It all escalated when Leander simply asked MC on date, right next to Sebastian.
“That’s my partner, you dimwit!”
“What?! How many people do you want to date, Sallow?!”
“AS MANY AS I WANT AND YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM, PREWETT!”
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