#lmao ur mom

[choccy-milky]

🔞NSFW comic🔞

just seb being insatiable when it comes to clora 😇 refractory period?? whats that?? never heard of it

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[ POIPIKU ] and a lil extra doodle:

(aka seb and clora if contraceptive potions didnt exist LMAO.... girl would just be preggo 24/7)

#its funny bc seb and clora are only gonna have 2 kids but oh boy.. this is an alternate reality of what would have been LMAO. pray for her #also speaking of them having babies i finally designed their 2 kids that im happy with ill post em soon #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow smut #hogwarts legacy sebastian #sebastian x mc #hogwarts legacy smut #wanted to finish this and post it before i went to my moms LMAOOO nothing makes u feel more like a degenerate than drawing smut at ur fams #also if ur still reading the tags and uve also been wondering about a new chapter SOON i promise ive written 13k so far #so i might just post what i have very soon or ill try to get to where i originally planned to end it/get to like 20k as usual LOL #clora clemons #choccyart

[stonermujer]

Imagine fucking like 18/19 year old Alex in his room and yall have to be sneaky so his parents don’t hear but he’s fucking into you so hard the bed frame sounds like it’s about to break with each roll of his hips.

Like his dick is absolutely pulsating as he paws at your tits. Leaking cock head pressing against your g-spot till your legs shake and tears roll down your cheeks.

All of your noises being muffled with your teeth sunk in his neck and he occasionally lets out a grunt or pants but he looks weak when you meet eyes.

And the only reason you have your legs spread is because you were teasing him so so “innocently” when you two were hanging out. But he’s so horny he can feel his heart thumping against his chest and his cock straining his pants each time he pictured fucking you like a rabbit.

This is so self indulgent I’m sorry 😭

#ur mom #quackity #alex quackity #deez nuts lmao #quackity drabble #quackity x reader #quackity headcannons #quackity smut headcannons #quackity smut #quackity x reader smut

[doodoocumfart]

Cant stop thinking abt Marcia. about the wake and the funeral, how gross everyone treated her from start to bitter end. And she went out of her way to be kind to shiv in her very last scene, and while she is so WOW for taking the high road…..that would NOT have been me.

But I guess that hurt shiv the most lmao. she was fully braced for some cutting remark and Marcia doesn’t give it to her. Cuz Marcia is done. Shiv cannot comprehend why she chooses to be gentle and empathetic for once because she is so full of resentment and she assumes Marcia is the same. She expects Marcia to be an enemy, it’s easy. It’s something that’s safe and it’s that mentality her own father leans into to provide false loyalty in the episode vaulter. But Marcia only sees her as a broken sad child forever chasing a man whose approval was on a whim. She isn’t even worth contempt. And shiv doesn’t know if she should be angry sad or confused.

#Marcia the woman you are #she isn’t perfect but when ppl act like she was crazy for being hostile to shiv I’m blowing you up #shiv irreversibly and illegally violated her privacy and personhood by episode 3 it was never gonna be good between them #Mfw when hatecriming ur step mom kinda causes a rift lmao #and YET #she sees how broken shiv is and she reaches out in the end #Marcia being called cold blooded will never sit right w me #she is survivor sure #ruthless sure #but she has more empathy in her pinky than any roy has in every cell in their body combined #it’s so gross when ppl demand this endless grace from Marcia for a woman who literally wouldn’t care if she dropped dead tomorrow #go to actual hell #‘​‘actually shiv had every right to be suspisocous’’ no she didn’t the narrative quite literally constantly insists she doesn’t

[r2y9s]

[sherlock holmes]

they're both good watsons no i will not take criticisms

#sherlock holmes #john watson #acd johnlock #johnlock #johnlockjohn #or whatever lmao #gee granada holmes why does ur mom let u have two watsons #granada holmes has two husbands and u can't convince me otherwise #i keep seeing ppls tags declaring one better than the other #and well these are my thoughts on the matter lmao #they're both good watsons bront

[triona-tribblescore]

Fuggler Mikey says hi

H-hi *holding him at arms length*

#mom pick me up im scared #/j i love his fugly lik face aw come'er lil guy lemme squish ur lil face >w #🤣what an ask lmao #HOW R YOU DOING?? :D #ask #tribbletalks #moots

[tweedstoat]

Rhaenyras personal sigil was so ugly because baby joffrey felt left out of the war effort and then he whipped that up and handed it to his mother and she didnt have the heart to tell him it was hideous so she just forced all of team black to go with it

#like when you were a kid and you drew something that your parents pinned up to the fridge #but looking back ur like wtf.... #if youre going to make rhaenyra a boy mom then we're leaning into it and making it cute and funny #hotd #@aegonbeingfakeisracist this one is for u happy bday #just realized i forgot to give the dragons tails lmao #o well adds to the authenticity #anyways as we discussed yes Aegon III who canonically worshipped his older brothers has joffreys OG drawing #he gets daenaera to embroider it and wears it over the hair shirt but under his black clothes #mommas boy

[kheprriverse]

I have nothing but a fed up Ballad to share 😌

#Ballad (Kheprriverse) #Kheprriart #sometimes that’s all you need #he’s so done lmao #whats he mad ab? idk. ur mom.

[vivitalks]

this scene bouta hit so much harder in the tv show

#pjo #percy jackson #battle of the labyrinth #'but the titans are evil' percy.................the love of ur life almost died bc her mom let a monster into a sacred temple #because her daughter's FRIEND. embarrassed her. #lol. lmao even #stuff #even in this book this scene makes a good point just imagine how hard itll hit in the show #with percy 'i am SALLY JACKSON'S son' jackson

[artsycooky13]

motherhood

#i got soft #but yeah the reason why steven is lookin soft there is cuz #the subject of motherhood in general must be personal for steven (for reasons u can guess) #so vonvon being able to have a mom at all (especially that its connie) #i like to think steven just gets really happy #somedays he sees vonvon and connie just having fun together whether that be talking about stories and what not #and he'll just quietly watch them smiling softly #i can be soft for shoe family #cuz im cringe hahaaaa #connverse #steven universe #my art #vonvon #connie maheswaran #u can p ro bbablyy add an angst there with the mom subject #take ur pick lmao

[nmdstv]

i think people don't appreciate the idea of preppy steve harrington roughing metalhead eddie munson up enough. it's the irony, it's everyone thinking it would be the other way around 🤌🏽

#steddie #if i gotta see all ur t*p/d*m eddie in the tag u gotta see my pillow princess eddie agenda too #ste.ddie #st #like. imagine everyone thinking it's the other way around but they just stand there smirking because lmao they couldn't be more wrong babey #steve like of course :) while he's thinking of all the bruises eddie is covering up with clothes and make up they stole from his mom #foaming at the mouth screeching etc etc #* #hey maybe don't comment about how it's because of eddie's hanky blablabla #i know why people don't appreciate it. i just am pointing out why people should. #it's boring and sounds a little condescending idk maybe it's just me but it really bothers me. esp bc the first person who pointed it out #i answered them in a REBLOG so maybe check the notes #(1st person who pointed it out this is not about you you're cool<3)

[user1286]

A collection of sketches that are pr much all an amalgamation of the shit loads of Atreus and Kratos caring for each other fanfics that I can’t stop reading.

Also if anyone who sees this ships these two fucking block me

Anyway here are my favorite ones that Ive taken some drawing material from (keep in mind, these sketches are heavily inspired, not direct draws of specific scenes from the fanfics):

My absolute fucking favorite I fkn scream and screech over it especially the first chapter:

The top left sketch:

Top right:

Bottom left:

Bottom right: I just wanted to draw Mimir he’s funny

#Atreus #Kratos #god of war #Also Mimir is saying a Ur mom joke to Atreus ik it’s not obvious LMAO #I’m so normal over them being father and son #I’m so fucking normal I stg #I I just love them smsmsm #these writers deserve a good bomb ass sandwich they’re all so good with these super cute moments of kratos and Atreus #I NEED MOAAR #sobbing #the Silence one and the nap time ones are honestly my favs they just a a. a a a a. A A A UHHHAGDJWHDKHSKD #ty to the reblogger who said fic rec in their hashtags I didn’t realize there was a hashtag for that lol #fic rec #:D #my poopis

[stonermujer]

Omgg, what about Quackity cumming inside of you for the first time?

Mwhaaababah

You most likely started the pill and he saw an opportunity 🙏🏼🙏🏼

He totally would pull out and cum on or back or stomach but as soon as you said it was okay to be inside he lost it.

Definitely started with heavy petting on the couch to being on your back in missionary as the curve of his cock pounds your sensitive spot.

Alex would definitely be pussy drunk sloppy uneven but harsh thrusts as he chases his climax.

He’d whimper before spilling his load inside you his brows furrow and jaw slack as his cock twitched inside you. Dropping on top of you when you were done milking him for what he was worth.

His loads were thick, warm, and certainly filled you full.

#ur mom #alex quackity #quackity #deez nuts lmao #quackity drabble #quackity x reader #quackity headcannons #quackity smut headcannons #quackity smut #quackity x reader smut

[winterfurst]

The good news was... The girl wasn't dead. The bad news was? She could have been. He hated spending most of the night at the hospital with Allie of all people while she just... Sobbed.

Ugh...

He was beat.

#ic #;waffle prosecutor #idk where hes at lmao #maybe his office? maybe at his moms? maybe somewhere else ENTIRELY idk #but hes beat and so is rean bean #also ripperoni ashe #ur not dead but ur hurt and in the hospital all the same

[sleepis4theweak]

Yo Mama? Yo Mama.

-Yo Mama

UR MOM ANON AGAIN NOOOOOOOO

#answered asks #UR MOM #all queued up #lmao

[itsmespicaa]

I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!

Nothing really matters to me Any way the wind blows...

#scaramouche #the wanderer #kunikuzushi #genshin impact #take this as my offering bitch TAKE IT #u better come home or else #HFKDSHFS lmao #me with scara is a classic case of 'didnt care much for at first but slowly and begrudgingly grows fond of over time' HAHA- dammit #pls come home :( #i need to get ur mom too omfg fhdjksfh if i skip ei AGAIN for her SON thatd be so fucking hilarious holyshit HFJKDSFS #Spica draws

[sonicstorybook]

SATBK Origintober 16

In the Lancelot-Vulgate (Lancelot-Grail-Cycle), the Lady of the Lake's parting words to Lancelot included the following revelations and advice:

"My dear prince, you are about to leave me. I want you to know that you are not my son, but were born to one of the finest knights and most honorable men in the world and to one of the best and most beautiful ladies to have ever lived. You can't know any more about either father or mother right now, but soon you will know the truth."

"Take care to be as beautiful in your heart as you are in body and in limb, for you have as much beauty as God could bestow on any child and it would be a great wrong if your prowess did not prove its equal."

And once you have been knighted, do not delay a single night in his house, but start your travels through all the lands in search of wonders and adventures, so that you can gain fame and renown."

"Never stop in one place longer than you have to, and take care that you do all you can [to] not be surpassed by anyone in feats of chivalry."

"If the king asks you who you are or what your name is or who I am, just say you don't know, except that I am a lady and that I brought you up. I have likewise forbidden your squires to say anything more than that."

"My dear prince, I leave you with this teaching: the more you succeed in harsh and dangerous adventures, the more confident you will be of succeeding in others."

"And when now and then you find a challenge that, with all your God-given knightly skills, you cannot meet, remember that there is no man born who could do so in your place."

"I would say much more but can't. My heart is very heavy, and I find it hard to speak. Be on your way now, my good, fair, gracious prince. Sought after by all men and loved by all women more than any other knight, that's how you will be. I know."

Then she kissed his mouth, his cheeks, and his eyes with tenderness and turned away, so choked with sorrow that she could not utter another words. The boy was deeply moved, and his eyes filled with tears.

#satbk #sonic and the black knight #satbk origintober #satbk sir lancelot #satbk lady of the lake #satbk nimue #lady of the lake #shadow the hedgehog #amy rose #his mama lvoes him so much and hypes him up SO MUCH. she's like 'baby u r the ultimate and i love u sm also i'm not ur mom but don't worry #about that also don't worry about your name (???) just go out there and kick ass love u baby' #fdhgdfkj a lot of bombshells to drop on your son the first time he is leaving home lmao