Hey! I appreciate you for appeasing my marquis hyperfixation. Could you do some headcanons with a gender neutral reader?
hiii!! of course i can!! (i love other people who are hyperfixated on him bc i am too lol)
warnings: none
only sweet things here<3
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♡ In the rare cases where he wakes up before you, he’ll make sure you’re not falling off the bed
♡ Well, it’s just rare for him to be waking up before you
♡ He’ll pester you to go to places
♡ Well it really just depends on your mood or what you’re feeling
♡ Sometimes it’s easy for him to get you to go somewhere with him!
♡ ….sometimes it’s not!
♡ “Please, amour, you know I’m not strong enough to pull you—”
♡ His love language is gift giving and just being overall really clingy
♡ He has a great memory aswell
♡ If you say something that you need or want, expect in the next two to three days
♡ Or maybe just in a few hours
♡ It depends really
♡ Vincent just really loves giving gifts since he gets to
♡ Literally amazing at gift wrapping
♡ If you’re an art nerd like him, you’ll definitely have fun talking to him when he’s half asleep or when he’s just reminded
♡ He loves art and if you’re an artist, he will not stop talking about it
♡ Vincent has a sweet tooth it’s honestly kind of obvious
♡ No matter how much he says it’s kind of childish for him to enjoy sugar
♡ He will still enjoy dessert
♡ And he’ll probably try and get you to eat some aswell
♡ “Can you make sure it’s not poisoned?”
♡ “Am I really gonna save you from poisoned vanilla pudding?”
♡ “Just one bite!”
♡ You two spend lots of time just talking
♡ In your shared place, outdoors, on benches, in cars…
♡ He likes to play with you by purposely pushing you back into your car seat
♡ Just so he can open the door of the car for you
♡ Of course, you do it back to him and it always catches him off guard
♡ Vincent is the one usually giving gifts to you
♡ So when you got him a gift for the first time(a painting you thought he would like)
♡ He was so happy!
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I don’t know how you can listen to ‘what is this feeling’ from wicked and pick up no homosexual overtones. The beginning literally baits you into thinking it’s love at first sight.
It is queerbaiting, but it’s okay because it slaps so hard
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beard/ted soulmate au where ted and beard have known each other for forever but ted and michelle had known each other for a slightly longer forever so beard has always known them as tedandmichelle and so obviously ted and beard must be platonic soulmates right?
because ted has michelle and beard has a series of five minute flings and doesn’t think too much how it’s almost like there’s someone who’s taking up more of his attention.
And now ted’s marriage is falling apart and together ted and beard are upending their lives to move across the atlantic and for the first time there’s technically an opportunity for their relationship to also change but also beard doesn’t want that he wants to be the steady sure known thing in ted’s upside down world, because that’s what ted has always been to beard.
Beard thinks if he can just be the same person he’s always been then ted will come to him with his problems the same he’s always has but he can’t tell if it’s new problems or if what they had was a lie, if they knew each other for decades and ted just kept all of his panic and trauma inside him, if he was drowning the whole time and beard never knew a thing
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i go onto r/JohnWick every once in a while to increase my confidence in myself because of the dogshit takes that happen there and the short sighted theories those mfers without backbone typed out. its like they watched the movie through clips on tiktok with a vague understanding on media literacy
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