Wylan riding a motorcycle in a modern AU got me ✨thinking✨
Tattoo shop parlour. Wylan owns it and opens it across the street from Jesper, who, to many peoples' unsurprise, opened a small shooting range doubled as a gun store (with a limit on certain guns). He wants to own a bakery because he just likes the idea and he likes kitchen work because it keeps him moving, and he likes to shoot but he doesn't want to be associated with it, especially because he lives in a bad part of town (why Wylan opening there was so shocking). Jesper is doing his absolute best to keep the range afloat despite his gambling debt that's been stacking up.
They meet and do not get along. Jesper thinks Wylan is a total bitch and Wylan thinks Jesper is an asshole. After a series of glaring at each other from across the street, Wylan gets a call from his bestie, Nina, asking if he could pick up her friend from his house and bring her to his because her car won't start. Wylan goes and turns out, it's Jesper, surprise surprise. Jesper is drunk as hell and Wylan delivers him to Nina as promised, but not before lecturing his neighbor/stranger about the dangers of being intoxicated and alone. Jesper later gets Wylan's number off Nina and texts a thank you the next morning. Wylan thinks to himself, "Maybe he's okay", and Jesper does the same.
They actually start getting along when Jesper comes over to personally thank Wylan and they get talking because Wylan was closing and Jesper wasn't busy and had an employee to take care of things while he was gone. So they have like a genuine conversation and Jesper rips a flirty comment and Wylan blushes and it's begun from that point forwards.
Anyways. Indulging your Motorcycle Wylan and my Jesper likes Baking head canons. Enjoy bestie 😋😌
Wylan riding a motorcycle is the most perfect au to ever exist, please and thank you
TATTOO AND FLOWER SHOP!!! I love Wylan owning a tattoo parlour because a) he would, just to piss his dad off (cos Van Eck is definitely the kind of guy who believes tattoos lower iq or something) and b) it fits so well with both his rebellious side and also the motorbike?
Jes- Jesper owns a what?
Bestie, I am from Britain. You have no idea how much fear and confusion the words "gun shop" struck into my heart
Jesper's gambling debts, those are IMPORTANT!!! Thank you for including them!!!
Wesper not getting along at the beginning is always *chef's kiss*
Wesper having a mutual friend, love it!
BESTIE
Bestie. What if
What if the "I like your stupid face" is a drunk confession? Like, Jesper's sprawled across the back seat of Wylan's car, drunk out of his mind, having just listened to Wylan's lecture about why you shouldn't drink alone and then
Jesper: Yknow, your face would be a lot prettier if it didn't talk so much
Wylan: What?
Jesper: I like your stupid face. It's your voice that's the problem
Wylan: I'm.... sorry?
Jesper, not really listening: Well, not your voice. What you do with your stupid voice. You shouldn't lecture so much. 'T huuurts
And then he doesn't speak for the rest of the car ride
Bestie, I love this
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Dad, I love you. I don’t know how much I say it, but I do. I genuinely appreciate you and.
Anyways..
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Angst time babes <3 This is what happens to Night when he doesn't "feed" on negativity for an extended period of time
Nightmare needs negativity to survive, he's partially made from the stuff so it's like how us humans need nutrients to live. He needs to regularly "feed" off of another person's negativity to stay healthy, (he has the ability to pick not only when they feed, but who he feeds from, and refuses to feed off Fay or the murder trio). He can go roughly a week without feeding, but any longer than that his health starts to deteriorate - they'll get sicker and weaker and eventually will die if he still doesn't feed after becoming ill
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How are dear?? I feel like we haven't talked in forever 😔
One day I will write that gracetopher au but I'm currently in a SoC phase so it might be a while
Hello dear!! I’m doing well, but I’ve been really busy with school lol. We do need to talk more!
Take your time, and PLEASE PLEASE tag me in any and all SoC fics!
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Tubbo writing materials down so intensely he takes a step and smacks Tommy over the head with his notepad.
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Why do you think you deserve it? You don’t seem like a bad guy so far to me Festur. :(
i was .
i tried ... my best ... to raise us both ... but i ...
i ... i hurt him ... i couldn't control ... my anger
he did ... what he had to do ...
>You pause, beginning to cough. You clear your throat.
i paid the price ... and regret going after him ... like i did
i wasn't a good ... broodmate in life ... so i'm trying to be ... a better one ... in death .
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Bestie, I got a question 🙋
How many points did I just lose from that reblog?
:) I'll give you a solid -6.
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I'm so obsessed with my mutuals every time I see their names in my inbox I get dizzy like my crush has just text me <3
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I saw someone *insinuating*, emphasis on "sin" (/hj), that Kanej wasn't a perfect couple like-
Obviously they're not like ooo yes perfect couple super happy together but like they're perfect FOR each other and I saw someone say that Inej saying she wanted Kaz without armour and Kaz calling Inej and investment made them toxic and I'm like, "😑" AS THOUGH THEY DIDN'T DEVELOP AS CHARACTERS AND IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP
Also Inej was setting boundaries and limitations which she is allowed to do!! Kanej is a lifestyle. I breathe the poetry of their relationship and the power of their pain that made them grow I LOVE THEM. These people saying this Blaize, I stg. I hope you're well rested because on this essay I will-
BESTIE I WANT THE ESSAY
I see people talking about "I will have you without armour, Kaz Brekker" all the time but I never see the talking (if its a put-down post, which it usually is) about Kaz after it. I don't remember exact quotes but I remember getting a sense of almost pride from Kaz afterwards. I could just be going doolaley but my brain is telling me "he was proud of her he was proud of her he was proud"
And his armour is to protect himself. That's the point of armour. The gloves and the names and the violence, they're not really Kaz. Inej doesn't want to settle for Dirtyhands or the Bastard of the Barrel, she wants Kaz. For all that he is, which include Kaz Rietveld. She's not going to settle for just his armour and he'd hate it if she did. They value each other too much for that!
"That he was what? He was twisted and broken and she deserved so much better?" (paraphrasing looool) DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A MAN WHO IS UNWILLING TO CHANGE???? DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A MAN WHO IS TOXIC???
I think I got a bit carried away there
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BELLA HELP THEY'RE LOOKING FOR ME
I DIDN'T CRASH IT-
LMAO LORE WHAT HAPPENED
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