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lewisvinga · 3 months

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that’s my girl | lance stroll x fem! reader

summary; lance’s fans hated y/n for her personality and willingness to defend him and herself at any cost. however, their views on her change when a fan meets her and posts all about it

fc; tara yummy

warnings; suggestive comments

taglist; @namgification

note; requested! i’ve been obsessed w tara yummy lately but yall my requests are closed atm, i’ll open them soon once i finish w the requests i have rn 😫 so pls bear w me n be patient 🙏

masterlist !

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yourusername: my man bought me chanel. sick.

username: not her not tagging lance…

yourusername: don’t want people looking at what’s mine 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

lance_stroll: acting like you weren’t begging for a bag and a pair of shoes🤣

yourusername: not u exposing me 😩

lance_stroll: just telling the truth 🤫

lance_stroll: anything for my girl❤️

yourusername: wahhh

username: i wanna be like y/n

yourusername: to be like y/n, u gotta have the y/n mindset 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

username: she ate this tho icl

username: ugh i don’t like her, she’s such a gold digger and it’s so obvious

yourusername: gold digger is when girl receives bags from millionaire boyfriend🤕

username: she’s so ugly and unclassy, idk why lance is dating her

yourusername: you’re pretty unclassy, but while we’re at it, lance just made out w me 😁😁

lilymhe: WOWWWW you’re so hot i can treat u better than him

yourusername: i can treat u better than alex bae

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yourusername: i 🖤 st tropez

username: here she goes again w the not tagging him💀💀💀

yourusername: big deal , i’m literally sitting on him and he watched me post this 🥱🥱

username: THE SECOND PICTURE???? IS SO???😩😩😩😩😩

username: omg the second picture i’m gonna go crazy

username: who even took the last picture?

yourusername: my boyfriend 🔥

lance_stroll: beautiful as always😍

yourusername: gonna give you a big fat kiss

username: i actually like her but he’s all daddy’s money, she should date some other driver who earned his spot

yourusername: LMFAOOO, babe most drivers on the grid ARE nepo babies and come from rich families 💀 yall just mad that lawrence is a loving father 🤕🤕

username: she ate this one thing up

username: i love her idc attitude idk

username: i don’t! she’s so mean and disrespectful to lance’s fans, it’s so nasty

yourusername: no i just defend myself and lance, maybe if yall weren’t coming at my neck every 5 seconds i’d be nicer 🥱🥱

carmenmmundt: GORGEOUS 😍

yourusername: NOOO YOUU😩

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f1wagupdates:

a fan met y/n l/n while in new york city! she said that y/n was super nice, complimented her outfit, and even introduced her to lance! turns out the black cat of the paddock is super sweet!

tagged; yourusername, lance_stroll

username: her smile :( she looks so sweet

username: ugh i love her idc what yall think

username: omg omg i was that girl, she even gave me her lip gloss bc i asked about the shade😩

yourusername: lmk what u think bb bc the formula is so chefs kiss

username: omg shes in nyc??? i need to meet her nowww

yourusername: for a couple more days, may or may not pop up in saks tmrw at noon🤭

username: y’all were just bitter she’s dating your fave!! y/n will always be her

username: u could never catch me hating on mother

yourusername: i promise you guys i’m not scary😩😩 i’ll just defend my man or myself whenever 🤷‍♀️

lance_stroll: y/n is the sweetest girl i’ve ever met. she’s made me the happiest man ever. hating on her means hating me. i would take legal action against some people who leave nasty comments but y/n’s against it. she’s the best girl i could ever ask for. liked by yourusername, f1wagupdates and others!

lance_stroll: but that’s my girl ❤️

lance_stroll: and that ladies and gentlemen is how to make the y/n l/n giggle

yourusername: STOP EXPOSING ME😖

#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #formula one social media au #lance stroll x reader #lance stroll smau #lance stroll imagine #lance stroll scenarios

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moonxmagix · 1 year

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Cubicles

Pairing: Gerard Way x Fem Reader secretary

CW: power imbalance, use of daddy, brat, spanking, fingering, choking, p in v, slight degradation, drinking, drunk while p in v, semi public ?, face fucking, hair pulling, soft ending, 18+

Summary: You are Gerards secretary and y'all do some nasty stuff in his office and at his home.

It had been my one year anniversary at my new job. I was the CEO’s secretary and was always told how I did an excellent job. I was an overachiever you’d say, I’d take over jobs before my boss told me to, and spend all nighters on work. I was one of the very few women in the office but I didn’t mind, it usually meant I got more expensive gifts! But my pay for the work I did was not satisfactory.

I love my job and wouldn’t trade it for the world. My boss Mr. Way was an excellent business man with the best of manners. But, he was a flirt, a tease, you’d say. Your attraction to him never went beyond a steamy makeout session in his office and some hands between your thighs. If you saw him outside of the law firm you’d never think he was some top boss to a bunch of lawyers that represented mob members. I will admit it was scary at times having grown men yell at you and not being able to yell back.

Being from New Jersey the one thing that got me in trouble the most was my mouth. Mr. Way loved it though, it tested his control. His closest friends and top employees were big flirts too, but I didn’t want them as much as I wanted him.

I walked into the law firm and greeted people as I passed. I had a small office of my own but it wasn’t nearly as spacious as Mr. Way’s. I made special cookie brownies for my one year anniversary here and couldn’t wait to share them. I put all my heavy things away and first went to go get coffee for myself and a couple others. As I stood at the coffee machine I felt a hand smack my ass. I turned to see Mr. Iero standing next to me, I was so used to him being touchy-feely. “I could sue you for that, Mr. Iero,” I said, trying to sound serious. He chuckled, “You’d lose anyway,” he took a sip of the fresh coffee I made.

I rolled my eyes, “You’d lose anyway,” I mocked him. “Better watch it or I’ll get you in trouble with Gerard,” he raised his brow following behind me. I opened Mr. Way’s office door to not see him there, “Is he here yet?” I asked Frank. He was always early even before me and I made sure to get there at 6:30 am sharp. Keep in mind I live in Jersey and transport by train to NYC.

“Haven’t seen him, why? You miss your lil boyfriend,” he teased. I placed his coffee on his desk ready for when he does get here. “Not my boyfriend and I brought a special treat for later and I want him to be the first to try,” I said going to make my way to Mr. Toro and Mr. Mikey as we called him. It’s confusing to have two different Mr. Ways. “Now, leave me to it, yeah?” I smiled ruffling his long hair.

I could tell I got him hot and bothered by the way he unbuttoned his first two buttons on his shirt. I walked into the office that both Mr. Mikey and Mr. Toro shared. “Hi boys,” I smiled, receiving compliments from both. “Don’t you look amazing,” Mr. Toro said, kissing my hand. “What’re you dressing up for,” Mr. Mikey asked. “It’s officially been one year since I started,” I smiled. “Thank you for the coffee Mrs. Y/N, and congratulations to you,” Ray smiled and I went to go see if Mr. Way was here yet.

I snuck by his office and peeked in the door window to see him working on his computer and taking sips of his coffee. I hurried to my office and grabbed the cookie brownies I made. I checked my makeup one last time and freshened up my dark red lipstick.

My heels echoed in the halls as I nervously approached his door, I knocked before opening right away. Gerard met me at the door and saw my hands full of brownies and papers. “Whatcha got here?” he said excited and curious. He took the papers from me and placed several kisses on my cheek and jaw. Smothering me.

I blushed and laid the brownies on his desk, a cigarette from his ash tray filling the air with smoke. He stood in front of me, staring at me up and down. “I made brownies and wanted you to be first to try them,” I said, scooting closer to him, our faces inches apart as I put my arms around his waist. “Aren’t you sweet,” he smiled, grabbing my chin and kissing me gently trying not to get my lipstick on him. I gave him a piece and I heard him moan in joy, “They’re delicious but not as sweet as you,” he said, rubbing our noses together cutely.

But there was more that I wanted to talk about with him, getting a raise. Which I knew wasn’t going to be easy. Gerard sat on his chair taking a puff of his cigarette, “Could I talk to you about something?” I asked shyly. “Of course you can,” he said, patting his lap motioning me to sit on it. I played with his messy hair and took in his features, it didn’t look like he got much sleep. “So?” he said, pulling me out of my gaze.

“Y’know it’s my one year anniversary here anddd I wanted to see if I could get a raise,” I was so nervous for his response. He chuckled, “We’ll see about that. You’ll have to earn it though,” he said with a smirk. I swallowed, “Haven’t I done enough Mr. Way? So not fair,” I whined. He grabbed my face and pulled his mouth next to my ear, “You watch that fuckin attitude right now, understand?” he said, placing a kiss on my neck. I nodded, when he got dominant like that it made my heart race and that wasn’t the only thing having a heartbeat.

I moaned when he kissed my neck, making his demeanor change completely. He told me to get up from his lap and I thought he was going to leave the room but he locked the door and put the blinds down so no one could see inside. He rolled up his sleeves and walked over to me with a dominating hunger in his eyes. “Take your skirt off,” he demanded as he sat in his leather chair.

I hesitantly took my skirt off, leaving me in a black silk button up and black tights. Shoes left with the skirt. He grabbed me and laid me over his lap, “What’re you doi-,” SMACK. I moaned out in pleasure and pain. “Brats like you don’t get to boss around their daddy like that,” he said, smacking each cheek several times. He rubbed and grabbed my ass with such force, leaving more hard smacks. He told me to get up which I did and he shoved all the papers that were once cluttered up to the side.

He pushed me against the desk, towering over me. I grabbed his black and white striped tie and pulled his face closer to me, “Is that all you got, sir?” I teased him, knowing that would only make him more rough with me. He pushed me onto the table and ripped a large hole in my tights. “Gerard!” I was upset with him at that moment, I didn’t bring an extra pair with me. “I’d prefer if you didn’t wear these. I want easier access to what’s mine,” he said, getting on his knees and kissing around my thigh and on the small fabric that covered my pussy.

He slowly moved my panties over, running his finger up and down the wetness. I bit my lip trying to contain the moans. He teased my hole with his fingers, “Beg,” he said, removing his fingers. “Gerard please, give it to me,” I begged him, getting sexually frustrated with him. He inserted two fingers and slowly worked them, my juice leaking out and all over his fingers. His thumb rubbed on my clit which drove me mad. I was a squirming, wet, and hot mess for him.

“Gerard, I..I’m gonna,” I breathed heavily, gripping his full head of hair. “Cum for me you dirty whore,” he growled, slapping my sensitive cunt. I came all over his fingers and he stuck his fingers in his mouth, tasting me. He unbuckled his pants, throwing the belt onto the floor and ripped his pants off, leaving him in his boxers. You could see how hard he was, he pressed his bulge right against my soaking wet cunt.

He pressed his lips to mine, our mouths dancing messily together. His lips and face were covered in lipstick, but mine was too. Gerard took out his cock and teasingly rubbed it against my folds. He slapped my cunt with it, “How bad do you want it? How bad do you want your boss's cock huh?” he smirked. “Give it to me, I’ve never wanted something so bad,” I whined, throwing my arms around his neck. “You’re forgetting something sugar,” he said, pulling his cock away from my cunt.

“Please daddy,” I whispered in his ear, my warm breath sending chills down his arms. He slowly put his cock inside me and I moaned in pain and pleasure as he was thick in size. His pace sped up and his hips slammed into mine. My moans echoed in the room and Gerard kept a tight grip around my throat. “Take that fucking cock,” he murmured in my ear. “Look at you, taking your boss’s cock like the whore you are. Let everyone know how I’ve claimed you,” he said, staring into my soul. “You don’t own me, you stupid man,” I smirked, fighting back with him.

“Oh yeah? Everyone on this floor can hear you right now taking my fat cock. If they try anything with you they’re gone,” he said, pinning my arms down and slamming into me. My walls tightened as I came all over his cock, my ears rang and my mouth was dry. “Daddy’s gonna cum, holy shit,” he said, pushing his hair out of his face. Gerard had plans of pulling out but I stopped him by wrapping my legs around him, forcing him to cum inside me.

“Look at you, what a good girl,” he said, kissing me all over my lipstick covered face. “Do I get that raise?” I said, trying to catch my breath. “We’ll see,” he smiled, putting his clothes back on. I took my tights off and threw them in the bin. We looked at ourselves in the mirror and tried our best to wipe off the lipstick. I laughed at him trying to rub it off with his fingers, smudging it even more.

“Do you think they’re gonna stare at me?” I whispered standing at the door. He chuckled lightly, “No sweetheart, just hide your face and you should be fine,” he said, staying in his office. I took a deep breath and exited. I used my hand to hide my face but while shielding myself I accidentally bumped into someone. “What the hell happened to you?” Frank said. “Mind your business,” I said pushing past him into my office. I scoured through my purse for my makeup wipes and started hurriedly wiping it off. KNOCK, “I need to talk, it’s important. I’m too impatient to wait,” Frank came in bothering me.

I groaned in annoyance, “Do you not have any manners? Holy shit,” I said, throwing my wipe away and taking out my makeup to touch up. “Do YOU have any manners?! Moaning for the entire office to hear,” he mocked my moans. I got fed up and took my heel off and threw it at him.

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It was about 7pm and I was beyond tired, my office was dimly lit by my computer screen and a lamp in the corner. I sighed frustrated trying to set up meetings and such for Gerard. KNOCK, “Come in!” I yelled not taking my eyes off the screen. “My lil workaholic,” Gerard said, leaning against the desk. I sighed, “I wouldn’t be if these people knew how to communicate,” I was frustrated and ran my fingers through my hair. “Log off for the night! Wanna get drinks with us?” he offered, grabbing my stuff and placing it in front of me. “Who’s us?” I asked. “Frank, Ray, Mikey. Oh and Mikey told me he was scared,” Gerard laughed. “He’ll get over it. But yes, I’d love to,” I said, grabbing my cardigan so I wouldn’t absolutely freeze on this autumn night.

We all walked out of the building together with me wrapped around Gerard’s arm, the taxi ride to the bar was just the guys teasing us for our little workplace hookup. “You’re just jealous!” I exclaimed, nudging Frank in the ribs.

We got to the bar and we got placed in a dark private corner, Gerard and I sat together on one side and the three of them on the other. Several drinks were ordered and I quickly got drunk but not belligerent. I was so touchy with Gerard, whispering several compliments in his ear all night. “You smell so good, it’s so intoxicating,” I said, kissing his neck. “I want you,” I whispered in his ear. Gerard grabbed my face with his hand and kissed me, “Wait until we get home,” he said which caught me off guard.

“Home?” I said, confused. “Mhm, you’re going home with me tonight,” he turned his attention back to the table after his sly comment. While I was still intoxicated by his smell and way with words, I got myself on his lap and rested my head on his chest. “Look at you two, your love makes me sick almost,” Ray said jokingly which made me chuckle. “He doesn’t know that,” I said, shushing him with my finger. I loved Gerard, he was my type to the T. I felt his chest vibrate from nervously chuckling at my drunk confessions.

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I stood outside with Gerard holding me up and forcing water down my throat. Which I fought of course. “Y/N sweetheart it’s starting to rain, please just drink this while I get a cab,” he said sternly which made me stop and do as he pleases. I love when he bosses me around, I couldn’t imagine myself as anyone else’s secretary.

He catches a cab for us and takes me to his place, my legs draped over his. He walked me to his high rise apartment and I was in awe at how nicely decorated it was. “Holy shit, this is really your place huh?” I said, starting to undress myself without any care in the world. Left to my bra and underwear. I make my way to his bed and hop into the cold sheets, “Can I finally have you?” I giggle trying to hint at him.

There he stood at the end of bed, undressing himself in such a hurry to get to me. He crawled to me getting under with me and immediately assumed into the big spoon position. His body was so warm despite looking like a vampire. Wet kisses covered my neck making me giggle, “What’s so funny?” he joked. “It just feels good,” I smile, tiredly. “I’m not done with you yet,” he said, shoving his face into my neck, kissing and sucking. “Gerard,” I moaned. “Everyones gonna see-” he covered my mouth, shushing me.

His other hand trailed down to my abdomen, his fingers slowly lifting the edge of my panties. His fingers worked themselves around my clit, I wanted more of him. “You’re already so fucking wet for daddy,” he growled into my ear. I palmed his cock through his underwear, feeling the wetness of precum leaking through. I stopped him so I could take his cock out, pulling his underwear off and onto the floor. I spit on his head, lubricating my hand.

“Suck on it you dirty whore,” he grabbed a fist full of my hair. I whimpered as he shoved my mouth onto his cock. My mouth was small and I couldn’t help but gag on his length. He bucked his hips up, going deeper into my throat. Drool began to fall and pool as he face fucked me, not loosening his grip on my hair. I felt him pulse and do one more push down my throat to release himself. He pulled away with cum all over my lips. “C’mere baby,” he said, pulling me back to his chest.

He lifted my leg and teased my hole with the tip of his cum and saliva covered cock. Without warning he shoved his cock inside me making me gasp in pleasure. “Yeah? This what you want?” he purred in my ear, pounding. The sound of skin clapping together.

Somehow we ended up in doggy but my phone rang. I groaned in annoyance and I was going to hit decline but Gerard said, “Who is it?” he questioned. “Frank,” I moaned out as he didn’t stop fucking me. “Answer it,” he demanded. I hit the green call button and put it on the speaker.

“Hey I just wanted to know if you got home safely,” he asked, seeming about as drunk as I was earlier but tried to hide it. “Y-yeah, I did,” I said, trying to not moan or whimper but it still came off suspicious. “Are you okay Y/N? Do I need to come over?” he said, trying to have an excuse to hook up. “No, it’s fine. FUCK!” I yelled into the pillow as Gerard railed me, cumming all over his cock. “Gerard, please-,” I said, gripping the sheets.

“Well I’ll let you two love birds have fun,” he giggled like a schoolgirl. I hung up the phone and Gerard pulled my head back by the throat and pulled me up. He kissed me on the neck and back, burrowing his cock deep inside me. He pulled out and I felt his cum leak out of me.

Our bodies collapsed together and my eyes fluttered. “You’re so hot, you know that?” he said, stroking my hair. “Say’s you,” I poke his chest. “We should probably get cleaned up before we go to bed sticky and sweaty,” he suggested, rubbing my thighs gently and kissing my temple. I agreed and was able to stand but barely, as my legs were too wobbly and weak. Gerard noticed and came to my side, “Let daddy help you,” he said, wrapping his arm around my waist.

He started the shower and the steam filled the bathroom, we took turns washing each other and it was everything I could’ve wanted. It was bliss, to have someone care for me, love me, hold me. The thought of past relationships came rushing to my head, I covered my face with my hands. “Sweetheart, what’s wrong?” Gerard asked, pulling my hands from my face. “It’s nothing, really,” I tried sucking up, letting the shower water cleanse my salty face.

“It’s clearly something, Y/N. No need to hide,” he said sweetly, he was a lot more protective than what I was used to but I loved it. It brought a sense of comfort and safety, not the type of protectiveness that sheltered you from the world. “I’ve just never felt so cared for, so wanted,” I said sniffling. “I’ll always be here for you, you’re my baby,” he said, holding me in his arms, rocking back and forth gently. “Does this make us…” I said, raising my brows at him. “Partners? Absolutely.”

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pleasingsatellite · 2 years

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I don’t know if this sounds crazy but an Insta blurb where the fc is emrata and she’s going through a divorce and maybe y/n gets with harry?!!?And it’s like look what you lost and he treats her and her child better than her ex.

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yourinstagram Blasting Happier Than Ever for the rest of my life

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y/nfan1 omg queen the taste!!!!

y/nfan2 so she finally left her man? thank god

billieeilish we can scream this song together anytime you want!

↳yourinstagram on my way right now

harrystyles ❤️

↳harryfan1 now what the hell are you doing in these comments sir?

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pagesix After a nasty divorce with now ex-husband it seems like y/n is finding happiness in a new relationship with popstar Harry Styles. The two were spotted walking around NYC this week.

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harryfan1 oh I just know harry’s going to treat her a million times better

y/nfan1 okay but she’s wearing a sweet pickles bookstore hat…harry was at that bookstore the other day…I’m making connections 👀

harryfan2 stepdadrry is ALIVE

harryfan3 I saw her at his MSG show last night 🧐

y/nfan2 finally she’s with a man who will actually respect her and it cheat

harryfan4 ran into them and harry was pushing the stroller making funny faces at the baby I was melting

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yourinstagram being appreciated feels amazing.

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y/nfan1 you deserve nothing but the best

↳yourinstagram trust me I have the best person next to me

harryfan1 ugh I’m so jealous but so happy for her

y/nfan2 ugh the cutest lil baby in the world

harryfan2 I just know harry is loving having a baby around so much

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harrystyles falling in love more and more everyday.

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harryfan1 SHUT UP??????

harryfan2 THE SECOND PICTURE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

y/nfan1 I just wanna remind everyone that y/n doesn’t share the face of her son so if everyone can be respectful and not post any photos with his face!

↳yourinstagram thank you 🫶🏻

harryfan3 the fact that her son could pass as harry’s since he was blonde as a baby 🥺

harryfan4 okay but the ring?????

y/nfan2 she’s worn that for years lol

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harryupdates harry with y/n’s son recently!

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harryfan1 are you kidding me?

harryfan2 omg

harryfan3 the baby’s lil curls I’ll cry right now

harryfan4 just imagining him writing music with the baby on his lap I can’t

harryfan5 no one mentioning their matching sprouts like that’s so cute

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yourinstagram to love or to be loved

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y/nfan1 she is the moment!!!!

y/nfan2 I just know harry took that photo of her and her son 🥺

annetwist I can’t wait to see my loves soon!

↳yourinstagram we all can’t wait to get some grandma love!

↳harryfan1 they call Anne grandma omg omg omg

sorry this is later than planned but hope you enjoy!

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mischief-lies-and-stories · 6 months

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Loki Episode 3 Reactions (Less Coherent Edition)

Lots of caps lock today. Spoilers for Loki.

If we don't go to the World's Fair today I'm gonna riot.

If said World's Fair is not in Chicago I'm gonna riot

Oh FUCK YES just saw the screenshot

CAN I JUST SAY EVEN THOUGH I THINK I'VE SAID IT BEFORE LOKI IS BASICALLY IN HIS CLOTHES FROM THE COVER OF WML

OH MY GOD I SAW THE TITLE YESSSSS CHICAGO

The fucking music oh my god

NO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THOSE BUILDINGS MADE OF WOOD TWELVE YEARS AFTER THE CHICAGO FIRE ARE YOU CRAZY AND WRONG

oh okay I will casually throw aside the large rock. It's 1868. Maybe ya'll did do your research. I SAW THE TRAILER THOUGH SO I'M NOT SO SURE

DON'T DO IT IT'S FOUR YEARS EARLY DO NOT TIP OVER A LANTERN BITCH

OB that was not simple enough for me

Are we in 1868 or 1893, then, boys, I have to know for the historical accuracy of these building materials.

THANK YOU, MOBIUS! [He mentioned the Fire and I felt vindicated.]

Yes, how could you have forgotten?? MOBIUS I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE THE WORLD'S FAIR

CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED TO THAT NEIGHBORHOOD THOUGH

I MEAN FLAMES BUT IT WAS EITHER NOT REBUILT OR LEVELED AGAIN FOR MIDWAY [side-eyes the parallels of the history of Central Park in NYC to Hell and back] [I don't know for a fact if that is accurate but I wouldn't be in the least surprised if it was.]

okay the vintage transition made me unnecessarily excited

MOBIUS do not rationalize your snack addition [you don't need to, you're perfect]

Also Cracker Jack is nasty

Thanks Loki

YOU FLIRTS

The commentary on the global exhibits is the shit

"Thor's not that tall." SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU STARED AT HIM FOR FAR LONGER THAN NECESSARY AND SAID THAT TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT YOU MISS HIM YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY

fuck yes post credit scene

I'm just saying it's not that far outside the realm of possibility for Theo to be here [I was going to continue to explain this but then got distracted by:]

THE VINTAGE TRANSITIONS

Loki is fucking panicking

SYLVIE MY GIRL

Wait goddamn please let's not do this shit again

Mobius just take her bag. You're a clever boy, I'm sure you can think of something.

OH MY GOD SHE THREW HIM

NO LOKI DO IT

Eew

This guy grew up in Chicago. Why is he talking like that?

"The wizard gentleman" I'm dying

Okay but this is not a Wisconsin accent either.

"Lower taxes" MOOD

HOW ARE YOU TWO SO BAD AT THIS

yeah Miss Minutes you keep trying to take credit for this, you wanna be the one that fucks him? Because that's the direction this shit is moving [Apollo please I'm begging you to pass me over. Ugh.]

Squall squall squall

Oh shit I didn't see THAT coming though damn [I was trying for a shipwreck but then they just sent Renslayer adrift in Lake Michigan.]

The writers: Okay so everyone betrays their lover in the end; Me: Okay one, are y'all okay? And two, y'all read Oscar Wilde's "The Ballad of Reading Gaol" and took it as gospel, huh? ["Yet each man kills the thing he loves/By each let this be heard,/Some do it with a bitter look,/Some with a flattering word,/The coward does it with a kiss,/The brave man with a sword!"]

MISS MINUTES ABSOLUTELY GO FUCK YOURSELF

eew what the fuck is happening

OH MY GOD THE WRITERS LOVE TO MAKE WEIRD ASS COUPLES

EEEEEEWWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING BUT GODDAMN I FUCKING SHOULD HAVE

Rav I'd say kill Minutes but we need her

VON?? VON??

ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN WITH RAVONNA AND MOBIUS THIS TIME

DO WE NEED THESE PARALLELS

OH FUCK YOU RAV

SYLVIE STOP

HAIR FLIP

SYLVIE

YEAH SYL KILL THE BITCH

AND FIGURE OUT YOUR NEXUS FIRST

SYLVIE YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN YOUR NEXUS FIRST BUT DAMN GIRL HOLY SHIT

EEWW MISS MINUTES COME ON

Wait I just thought of something and I HATE IT SO MUCH (sorry to not tell you but I'm gonna think on this for a few days and then post a theory)

#loki #loki tv show #loki season 2 #sylvie laufeydottir #mobius m mobius #loki season 2 spoilers #loki series reactions #lokius

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I'm only about 15% of the way thru Spiderman 2 but so far I'm not having as much fun as I was in the first game. or in Miles' game. it's still fun it's still good I am enjoying it just not as much. this is a different map than the other 2 games and it includes Brooklyn and Queens which is cool and makes sense bc Peter is from Queen and Miles is from Brooklyn but I feel like it's made traversal a lot less smooth. swinging around Manhattan in those first 2 games was easy and fun and I could do it for hours. this new map is less dense there's the East River to cross there's more space between tall buildings it's probably a more accurate representation of NYC but I don't really care about that and it's not as fun. they've added some flying squirrel type gliding mechanic to deal with this but that's dumb and this isn't a squirrel girl game. I know Peter has that in the comics. I don't care. no one cares. shut up.

the other thing is combat. it's mostly the same but the ratchet and clank type gadget wheel is gone and I miss it. there's a dumpy little gadget wheel that let's you equip 4 gadgets at a time. the gadgets are also not as good. maybe I just haven't unlocked the good ones yet idk. it makes it a lot harder to stick enemies to walls that was always really fun in the first game and the quickest and easy way to dispatch someone. you had a huge variety of ways to accomplish this and now you don't. you had a lot of tricks and fun ways to fight at your disposal and it was so fluid and graceful and fun it was a really genius combat system and the new one is not as fun there's an ability wheel for Miles' electricity powers and a wheel for Peter where mechanical spider arms come out of the back of his suit 👎👎👎 they already changed Peter's model to resemble Tom Holland more and now they've made the stupid Iron Man Spider arms permanent. hate it!

also the suits you can unlock are purely cosmetic from what I can tell the first game had each suit come with a special ability and you had to unlock the suits to get those and it was a better incentive I feel like. I'm not wasting resources to craft a different colored suit I don't care about that.

anyways the campaign so far is good and I love seeing Peter and Miles interact and getting to play as both of them in the same game and sometimes you're just busting up a random assault on the street and the other Spiderman comes and helps out and they high five and do the pointing meme and it's nice I do like that.

oh there is that like marvel thing tho where like you rescue one guy in a side quest and he casually mentions his boyfriend and it's like. so forced you know like that Russo brother in Endgame says he's gay one time and everyone in the studio pats themselves on the back for being inclusive. that doesn't pass anymore it's 2023 we got games where you have gay sex with bears now it's time to catch up. maybe Venom and Kraven the Hunter do some nasty hate fucking later but I doubt it!

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I think R only over shares about her dating life on social media cause I remember her Snapchat activity back in 2022 and early 2023. And she often talked about going out with friends but not sharing much, I think because they're not famous and they aren't comfortable with the spotlight, the only semi famous ppl she posts are dj, mike, ilda mason, noah c) you know ppl who are in the same industry as her but I think she has become a little more private about the ppl in her life now, excepting her bf ofc 💀

One thing I did notice was a lot of R current friends were J's friends first, and while I don't necessarily think it's bad becoming close with your s. o social circle, I think there needs to a line/boundaries cause at the end of the day if the relationship ends those ppl will always choose the other persons side and she'll become lonely on top of being heartbroken. R needs to build a strong support system besides her bf.

R's family DO love J, she has talked about this before. Since her parents live relatively close they often drive on the weekends to visit them (I only know this for what she's says on Snapchat) I think R shared a few pictures of he parents being smitten and hugging J during the tbosas NY premiere. R's sister has liked J praise tweets before (on X) and I think her grandma likes she's dating a latino man lmao the family definitely loves them together so unless the man fucks up big time, I hardly doubt they'll root against them.

J's family is more of a mystery but I found his dad's Facebook 😬💀 and his header picture is a photo of the whole family and R was there too, hugging one of J's sisters. I don't think they live in NYC tho. For what it seems, both families see the relationship with good eyes.

This whole ask sounded kinda stalkerish and I'm sorry lol I'm very observant of my faves but I'm not the type to bother or cause trouble beyond that. I just get my info and dip lmao. I promise I'm one of the sane zeglians. I don't need to care about her man to love and support her!!! She's the actual star here 🙊

Didn’t she mention previously that she tends to overshare? That makes sense that she has friends who don’t want to be dragged into her fame. Hopefully they’re around the same age as her. Yeah, she posts people from the industry all the time. DJ concerns me a little but I would rather see him than the boar 🤭

I agree with you about her support system. When her and J break up, who will she have? DJ and Idla? I don’t know how close she is to Mike F and Noah C. Maybe a few non-industry friends.

Her family loves him? 😬 That makes things harder. The break up will be nasty for everyone involved.

Thanks for sharing :)

#my answers #about r

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God I fuckin hate willsmith

I’ve put off watching I am legend since it came out cause of willsmith and so I decided im gonna try it tonight. I’m 10 mins in and I’m already ready to shit it off lol it’s just shots of how cool will smith is. He’s in this really cool post apocalyptic nyc and everything is overgrown and nasty and here he comes out in a perfectly clean muscle car... cause willsmith is just that kind of guy I guess. Ugh I hate him and it’s exactly what I didn’t want. A glamour project for willsmith and not a good adaptation of the richard matheson story.

Like I love post apocalyptic movies and I liked the Vincent price’s adaptation of matheson’s ‘I am legend’ book called ‘the last man on earth’ or something like that, so on paper I think I can really like this, but I just know willsmith is gonna fuck it up.

But I’m gonna try it anyway.

Oh god he’s shirtless and doing pull ups. There’s an apocalypse and he has to shoot deer for food but god forbid he loses his abs. For fucks sake lol

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CHARACTER INFORMATION:

CHARACTER NAME: Katniss Everdeen

CHARACTER FACECLAIM: Bianca Fischer

CHARACTER AGE/DOB: 25, May 8th 1998

CHARACTER PRONOUNS/GENDER IDENTITY/SEXUALITY ETC: she/they, demigirl, greysexual

CHARACTER FANDOM (if relevant): the hunger games

OC OR CANON: canon

CHARACTER JOB ETC/RELEVANT TITLES: celebrity (Capitol Management- modeling, acting) titled nation’s girlfriend and newly christened face of Snow’s re-election campaign

IMPORTANT CHARACTER INFORMATION TO NOTE AND SHARE (this could be important headcanons for initial plotting, mini bios etc, supporting docs):

tw: ( exploitation, fire mention, parental death, substance abuse, etc )

So many people dream of making it big, of moving away from their small towns to some city filled with lights and luxuries they could only imagine. Katniss Everdeen was never one of those people. From her small farm town St. Helena, the only thing she wanted was peace. Her mother was one of those people from a city, having settled down with a simple farm man to help cultivate his grapes and live some simple life outside of the glitz and glam that once ruled her life. She never forgave him for dying in a wildfire that wiped out half of the town. Katniss could never forgive her for falling apart when her daughters needed her most. The next few years were full of hardships, the farm and land all but lost, leaving the Everdeens of already simple means with only a shack to their name. Prim didn’t seem to mind much, but the eldest always did her best to keep the worst from touching her sister. She worked hard to keep them afloat while their mother drifted off in some medically induced stupor. She cooked and cleaned and hunted and harvested and did her damnedest to ensure their lives were somewhat kept together. Primrose was always pretty, but as she grew up far faster than Katniss would like, others seemed to notice. It was only a matter of time before the right– or entirely wrong– person would notice. An agent, a woman by the name of Effie Trinket that worked for some hot shot producer, Cornelius Snow. She’d heard the name, everyone did. They knew his work, knew his talent, heard the rumors of his relentless nature. The little Everdeen couldn’t pass up the opportunity: to save their family, to save their farm. She couldn’t say no. So Katniss said no for her. “Take me instead.” Famous last words.

( following history dependent on peeta lore as well )

Competing on a modeling survival show was the last thing Katniss ever would have considered, and yet there she was, not only competing… but winning. Like that nasty wildfire that devastated St. Helena those years ago, the eldest Everdeen swept through the nation like an unstoppable flame, despite her best efforts. It seemed her stoic, distant demeanor was a breath of fresh air. People didn’t just like her sour, dour expressions, they ate it up. They loved the grit, the realness, or at least that’s what they said. The grumpy girl from nowhere took California, and the US, by storm. Her face was plastered on every billboard from NYC to Seattle within a matter of months. The nation’s girlfriend, they dubbed her, and absurd and unfitting title if you asked her. When promotions finally ended, she figured she could finally be free and return to a somewhat normal life. However, she hadn’t read the contract fine print well enough, it would seem. The Everdeen now indebted into Capitol Management for the foreseeable future as a model and actress, a part which she begrudgingly played well enough. Years passed and now she would be cast as the face of upcoming re-election campaign for the once producer now governor of California, one Cornelius Snow.

THREE AESTHETICS THAT REMIND YOU OF YOUR CHARACTER: the haunting quiet of unspoken words lingering on bruised lips, the feeling of slipping into worn tattered boots, the sweet lullabies of a songbird singing at dawn, the sharpness of a keen pointed grey gaze, the brightest flames of a dying star burning brilliantly before flickering out of existence

ONE SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF YOUR CHARACTER: born to die by lana del rey

OOC INFORMATION:

MUN NAME/ALIAS: wolf

MUN AGE: 25+

MUN PRONOUNS: any

#katniss everdeen app #accepted

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14 . if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

23 . describe your dream date

41 . top 10 favorite songs (top 3? since 10 is a lot)

53 . opinion on smoking?

97 . dark, milk, or white chocolate?

14. NYC babyyyyy. I just love the vibe of the city, the anonymity, feeling small in a big place. I love being exposed to a variety of people and cuisines, and to have regular public transit to a plethora of places and being able to participate in so many events and activities I’d be so happy. I love learning and trying new things and discovery. I get bored easily and NYC is packed with enough that I’d be busy a while if I made the effort.

23. I don’t really fantasize about dates? I guess like if they took me to a restaurant or club fancy enough for me to get into a cocktail dress and heels it’d be fun. Unwind at the end of the night with blunts in a spa bathtub together. Or take me to a cool cultural event like a festival or ethnic dance event or something different. Idk man just take me places, teach me a new skill, stimulate my brain, drown me in touch lol

41. This changes always because my music taste is all over. So rn it’s probably “The Grass is Blue” by Dolly Parton, “Again” by Timmies & Shiloh Dynasty, and “Easy” by Lakeyah.

53. Cigarettes are nasty, cigars and hookah are okay every once in a while. Joints and blunts are fine.

97. Dark chocolate all the way. High 60’s-low 70’s is the ideal percentage.

Unusual Asks

#asks #about me

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A man jumped into the reflecting pool at the 9/11 Memorial in #NYC, and ...

The two were on the job and they're doing the work for themselves and they helped make it happen and they eliminated their own people and he's trying to look like a good guy and he does not and the max use them for it and he's now a vegetable but he's saying where's the water and what is the water and where it's going it's like money is a concept and there's some people there listening and he's saying it out loud it's like money where is it going and he's playing at it he said that guy died and he died before that because of the max plan and he's a victim of 9/11 too he's mostly gone and he wasn't this angry very evil person back then he wasn't that great but he was normal kind of and they said to him when he came out and we know you died and they said this there's a list and there's a way to do it they were adding his name so they sent a picture of it to him later and see what happened to me he said you were a victim of this great big huge war caused by the max so I can feed their fat faces. And they put your name and they said there's a few of you that left and it's all your characters and said Billy Hicks is kind of around so they left it out and said we can't stand him we have to listen so he left and he didn't get arrested my son said he remembered what I said about this place and the embeds are being used on him and he sent the weight of the max and his friend couldn't help it he lost too many children to him because of them and it went on like this the crimes are so many it's ridiculous but we see you can't help yourself and they offered him stuff for him to wear and so forth and he wouldn't if someone put a towel a blanket on him and he took that later on that his friends came up with the stuff he said tell him thank you and he said and he said no thank you so he said use caution with that thing this is here we go Billy and his smiled and he said we're out of here.

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera

He said to Billy Hicks he said how about that freedom center to get all that money you can throw into that hole and he said I don't think you're right but yeah so he went over there and decide to do what you wanted and he went he put in the viewer and he tried to pull some strings and he couldn't get it she's trying to call it a piece of art and you can't get it there some mechanisms are trying and they can't seem to do it so we went over there and it's not parkland it's owned by a company that's owned by one of the fish Brothers and it's not true it's owned by a person who is a warlock and it said wow how about that and together they went to him is it he wants to do that for some reason and he told us exactly where so they're going to put it there and you're going to see something and they got the plans and they've got the thing ready and they have to get up there and he says they do a short ride more luck and then pseudo empire then warlock then pseudo empire no fighting and then you go to separate ways after and they said okay but better be all hardly Davidson. And they agreed is that any other stipulations just no fighting to the whole ceremony they can argue they said good and no spitballs by Neil adamiak that's the real one right there no. So they're agreeing and they're going to do it and they can't talk with the bike nobody can do that bill could do it big Joe they said we might have to do that yes it will go slow and say there's an approach that people make when they used to get the food and also they said I'm going to do that.

We'll do that tomorrow

Thor Freya

Olympus

What he says is horrible it comes flying out of him but he's a little baby and he's a giant I can see why those people would have a little trouble they're like this guy but they're not really insulting people but it's nasty. But this is horrible we're going to go ahead and do this and it is a memorial of sorts and my sister wanted it and he said one more thing in loving memory of Queen Elizabeth II and maybe she live on somehow and we do see that by the way she knew what I was saying I got to see this stuff

Mac Daddy

I'm losing myself it's pretty bad but I don't really know what I knew but some of my people are leaving and they're leaving for good we don't know if you want Big Joe there and what you say is I don't think Big Joe can look like that that's the other guy and it is true so we're going to check it out and I don't know if it's even a monster but it's kind of hard to tell you could look at the trees and it would have scratch marks and it would look like claws and we looked at him it didn't look that way so it's starting to wonder what we're doing and we're going off now to find out and that was Trump and he's in trouble and he hears what you're saying and I said there's a lawyer fee you can have cherry cheeseman for it and tell your people you're trying so also he said wow that's horrible and he's going to work on it there's a few people who need to know and suddenly he said I was never like this and I got hurt because what they had me do and get hurt all the time and we see how it is it's like a threat

we'll be back in a moment

Thor Freya

Olympus

Im proud my husband is doing very well Hera

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"Daleks in Manhatten" thoughts

helen raynor also wrote "the sontaren strategem"/"the poison sky" some of my least favorite episodes in the history of new who. however she was also script editor for "midnight" and "silence in the library"/"forest of the dead" which are phenomenal stories, some of the best in the show's history, and i'll be kind and give her some editing credit despite the fact that those writers are geniuses and her own episodes suck chode. but i can't talk about those eps yet, so this chode it is

the accents this episode are ridiculous, but they're not WRONG per se so i can't get that mad. and i think the era is an interesting one, the glitz and glamor of old new york contrasted against the monstrous poverty of the time period. i mean the love story here is between a woman named TALLULAH and a man named LASZLO i don't even know what to do with that. i'm kind of doubting there was racial equality in the hoovervilles tbh. i know there were bigger fish to fry but never underestimate the american ability to blame every social ill on the nearest black person. and of course his name is solomon

"that there's gonna be the tallest building in the world. how come they can do that, but people starving in the streets of manhatten" now that's actual social commentary. why CAN they do that but not feed their people. the episode revolves around the exploitation of laborers, knowing you can get anything out of desperate people. literally sorting them into slaves and useful. and the slaves are pigs (recycled from "aliens of london" i wonder). "labor is cheap and that man can be replaced"

doctor does ask "martha? medical opinion?" when he finds the nasty brain in the sewer. he does respect her intellect, i do like that. andrew garfield is here, i did not recognize him but my bf did. i think it's funny how he's english but his two most recognizable roles are american (peter parker and that guy from "the social network") and then they put him in THE english show of all time and he's playing. an american. very on-brand. accent pretty good

so ofc there's daleks and they're acting up. "our purity has brought us to extinction! we must adapt to survive" which is a reasonable ideal in the melting pot of nyc. dalek sec. christ. doctor gets very upset about the daleks enduring "they survive, they always survive while i lose everything" not wrong!

i have to say, they're in the sewers and he reunites w martha and says "you can kiss me later. you too, frank, if you want" no one asked for that. gay bitch. and then we see dalek sec w his nasty penis tentacles. i hate this design so much it makes me nauseous, i don't know if i have actual beef w it from a story perspective or if i just hate to see it, visually. can't wait to watch an entire other episode looking at him directly

#Doctor Who #DW s3 #Daleks in Manhatten #besides its too rewatch

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yes i do! i grew up in boston and ended up getting a rly good scholarship at a school here in nyc so i live here now :)) it’s not too bad. tbh it’s pretty much the same as boston just a little bigger. andddd what’s ironic is even tho i’m from two of the like most known cities in america, i am terrified of rodents 😭. i see them quite often in nyc but not as much in boston. no matter how many times i see them i’m still terrified of them and i am fortunate enough to not be rodent infested 🙏🏼🙏🏼. also yep teef in the muscles is the best way to do it. i want to eat minhos thighs. like chomp is an understatement for what i want to do to those thighs and i have no shame in explaining. the gods ddu du ddu performance …. that’s all i need to say

omfg what is even the point of dating someone like that ?? it’s exhausting. i agree with just wanting to do your own thing. when i was younger i always wanted to date but now i just want to be aloneeeee. i do miss aspects of being a relationship but tbh i’m fine w waiting to experience that w someone like every day yk ?

hey man technique is technique 😏. also yes hyunjin and felix hand comparison makes me crazy. ngl i’m big on size diff and hyunjin just does it for me. so tall and lankyyyyyy he’s just my type. like no joke he is my exact type all around but especially physically. nothing better than a feminine man with so much androgynous energy and duality. like it makes me insane. when i get home i want to measure my hands so i can compare mine w everyone’s. im sure it will be drastic so i will keep you posted ! how tall are you?? im 5’1 .. 😟 it’s bad ik

watch me cry at how sweet you are rn 🥲. u make me blush 🙄. i did take some earlier this morning and i’m trying to drink as much as i can (maybe i’ll purposely forget to do all of this just so you can come here but you didn’t hear that from me 😇😇😇). CONGRATULATIONS THAT IS SO AWESOMEEEEE!!!! you should be so proud of yourself and know i am very very proud of you as well <33 that is literally so amazing, hard work pays off my love 🫶🏻 that’s so awesome. if we happened to not live all the way across the world from each other i’d treat you to a delish meal but i guess our lives failed us on that one >:|. what’s ur fave food btw ? sending hugs back to ur sweet self 💗💗💗💗💗💗💕💕💕💕💕 and a happy heart attack bc u deserve it hehe

- 🐈‍⬛ much love from ur g <333

that sounds nice!! honestly, from experience, moving from one state to another is quite tough. i’ve been living in the city my entire life, but had to make an entire 180° for university life ‘cause my campus is in a village! like an entire village — on the way to my campus, there’s a sign that says, “welcome to ***** village!” good god u can imagine my terror 💀 the facilities are not bad but definite different compared to the city </3 okay i sound like a brat, don’t i? anyway! bae, i’m dead terrified of them nasty rodents too. i feel like puking at the sight of them </3 so i 💯 understand you honestly.

CHOMPING ON HIS THIGHS YEP YEP. minho needs to drop the workout routine cs god his thighs are. . . sighs dreamily. love em. wanna bite em. talking abt that performance. . . lee yongbok. i will never forget that signature ab showing move tbh. gonna show them to my kids being all like this is ur uncle felix! (get it? cs imma marry hyunjin frfr! yes pls entertain my delulu pls pls)

RIGHT i feel like my past experiences and friends’ relationships are the cause of me not wanting one </3 scared me off legit. i think imma stick to writing 🙏 why experience it rn when i can be delulu with u?

UR TYPE AND MY TYPE MUST BE THE SAME THEN CS I LOVE TALL AND LANKY MEN MMM EAT THAT GENRE UP ALL THE TIME! when they’re 90% legs and have big hands? call me up. call me up‼️that is my type right there.

yes keep me posted with the hand comparison, baby. tell me ur hand size too so i can compare with me 🙏 i’m 5’2 so we’re both not that far off HELP. short gang ig 😔

PLEASE DONT FORGET 💔 MY ANGEL I AM TOO BROKE TO FLY TO AMERICA 💔 ONE DOLLAR IS ABOUT FOUR MYR 💔 PLS TAKE CARE OF URSELF 💔 AND THANK YOU BABY!! means a lot from u hehe. i have sm fave food dang. . . it’s hard to choose. i like steak, and ramen and this malay dish u call tomyum! very yummers. also loveee hotpots. i could eat hotpot everyday of my life. and donuts!! what about yours, darling?

you make me blush too ^__^ kisses to u frm me!!

#rin’s lovemail!#🐈‍⬛ anon 💌

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"The Superintendent" (The Stories of John Cheever)

Recently, I got annoyed with the annual discussion of how much do you tip the super. This is not a discussion that ever happened in Minnesota. But in New York, it's expected that you tip the super because everyone assumes that the super is fixing their pipes and painting their halls from the goodness of his heart and not becuase he's living rent free in a New York apartment complete with a salary.

Also I'm broke. I can barely pay my rent so "how much do you tip the super" is one of those "Hey Tim, guess you're too poor for us" conversations similar to the "year spent in Israel" and the "where are you vacationing this year" conversations. I try not to get too "eat the rich" but capitalism makes monsters of us all.

In "The Superintendent" we have another one of John Cheever's working class heroes. Only instead of the elevator operator who can't be bothered to do his fucking job, this time we have a character who fixes the boiler by himself and has to deal with the tenants and their problems.

The major thrust of this story is the fact that he's trying to move one woman into an apartment that the family is moving out of. The family can no longer afford to live in the apartment because New York and if the landlord can find a reason to jack up the rent, then the landlord is going to jack up the rent (oddly enough this has become a national problem with New York relatively civilized with rent control and rent stabilization - something that libertarian shitheads love to rail against under the theory that if only NYC did away with all that then all the rents would go down - because the market isn't a bunch of greedy shitheads trying to get as much as possible. No, the market is a living breathing creature that only gets nasty when people try to fix it for poor people. But if only the damn liberals would shut up and trying to make things better for poor people, then the market would totally behave nicely and we'd all be paying rent).

Where was I? Oh yeah, landlords are assholes who screw people. And it's even worse outside of NYC these days as a friend trying to find an affordable place in Florida taught me.

So this character is the hateful middle man who takes the money and fixes up places and when the tenants beg him to ask the landlord to give them a break, the super just goes "sorry, I don't know the landlord. It's a corporate entity". So this dude's main problem is getting a family out of their apartment. They might have a place to go. He doesn't care.

He just wants to get the place emptied out and move more people in. Fuck this guy.

#johncheever #timlieder #apartments #thesuper #superintendent #renting #fuckthelandlord #landlords #bullshit #nastysuper #paythesuper #1950snewyork #poorpeople #vanishingmiddleclass #middleclass #richpeople #damnit

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I discovered this song when I was in London performing at a fetish party and at a legendary nightclub.

At the fetish party, after I had performed, a man with a well-groomed beard wearing a giant white fur coat approached me. I blew him off, but we ran into each other on the street in Soho. He came to see me at the nightclub. I ate a small dose of mushrooms after I performed and made out with him in the middle of the crowd.

Back in NYC I was in a relationship with a guy I loved dearly, and who at one point I thought I would marry. He had spent the last two years of our five years together spiraling deep into a depression, refusing to work, plowing through his savings until eventually he sublet his apartment and moved in with me. He spent his days playing video games, going to ju jitsu, and making music out of car noises. He transformed so drastically from the person ai had met and fell in love with, becoming nasty and ceaselessly critical. I was financially and emotionally drained.

My London lover had a bedroom that fully blacked out. I was in heaven. Fucking him probably felt amazing because I was rolling on mushrooms. I tried to stroke his cock and he stopped me, telling me my touch would make him lose his erection. I didn’t care to ask why. I slept deeply for the first time in nearly two years. The next day I listened to the entire Matthew Dear album Bunny on repeat while wandering around foggy London and coming to terms with the reality that I needed to leave my partner.

#dating adventures #dating advice #dating #fortyandfabulous #love story #Spotify

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timmymyluv · 2 years

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little twin stars

finally made a dad!timmy soc med au!

dad timmy (timothee chalamet) x fem!reader

like yn reader can be any ethnicity but it's leaning into fem pronouns

love the idea of them having fraternal twins- a close-knit family ahh

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ma petite ange.

jennierubyjane my pretty girl 💗

zendaya she's growing up so fast 😭😭 not a baby anymore

tchalamet I know 😭😭 she'll always be my baby girl

tomholland sending kisses and hugs to my fav goddaughter

yourusername she misses her uncle tom too!

pauline.chalamet she acts so much like timmy it's crazy

yourusername right? haha

emmawatson what a beautiful family

tchalamet thanks emma! hope we can eat out and you can see them again soon

yourusername yes we see the peach let’s not be nasty here they are kids will not be entertaining other comments for that

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she's a pink girl.

tagged yourusername

username love they're never showing her face

username2 yess so if they don't want to be a celeb they don't have to and can choose for themselves

username3 i have a feeling the twins will dabble a little into acting/modelling or like fashion

username4 tru tru (son name) loves walking wouldn’t be surprised to see him on the runway

username5 or (daughter name) designing clothes too or acting - tbh i think the twins will do all of that they’re so talented

florencepugh oh she's a fancy girl

yourusername yes she knows what she wants 😅😂 pretty fresh roses only if they're a day old she can tell

harrystyles that dress looks familiar

yourusername yes ty for gifting it to her harry! she feels like a princess with all of your gifts

lalalalisa.m 💐

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my baby boy. never stop being so curious and excited for life.

username I love how different the twins' personalities are

username2 is his hair curly or nah?

tchalamet if he doesn't wash it it flattens out but he has my curls

username3 the twins look mostly like timmy rip to yns genes they fought a good fight

yourusername they really did but (your son's name) acts a lot like me haha

devonleecarlson when have i not seen this kid walk across half of nyc before lunch?

yourusername he loves exploring so much I'm surprised he doesn't get tired really 😅 but he has so much fun pointing things out haha

tchalamet i have to run after this little man a lot more than his sister

usernamehere the CURLSS

username4 omg the ny cap repping

bellahadid missing my twins!!

yourusername they're saying hi to auntie bells ❤️

username5 sees photos of (the twins names) walking and the wildest late night show stories about how active this little boy is like WHERE ARE WE GOING!? what is the rush my brother in Christ 😭

username6 he’s a nyc boy for sure haha always on the go; (daughter name) is the talker she’s so chatty

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day & night

username i toss and turn, i keep stressing my mind, mind

gigihadid does he get cold easily? I notice (daughter's name) is always in warmer weather clothes than him

yourusername yes he does haha! he misses his auntie gigi too

gigihadid miss them too!! and my khai was the same way got cold easily haha she can’t wait to play with the twins again

username do y'all think any of the twins will get into acting? or music like their mama did too?

username2 they've both said they don't want to push their kids into anything and want to support them whatever they plan to do

thatfan my cousins son goes to the same preschool as the twins and both of them performed at the school play it was so cute

ynfan AND NO VIDEOS!?

thatfan it was a strictly no sharing videos from the play for privacy haha but I believe some parents watching may have some

kidcudi he's such a cool kid

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romeestrijid what a lovely family!!

yourusername thnx roms 💗 kisses to ur little girl as well

username5 with timmy the greatest actor of his generation as ur dad and multi-hyphenate actress/supermodel/singer/songwriter/dancer yn as ur mom!? the best genes for these two they're going to be so talented omg

randomusername new nepo dynasty 🔜 skdkd the chalamet acting dynasty is so powerful already I can feel it

timofan put some respect on my man’s rap skills for lil timmy tim statistics what statistics yup yup

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username56 bet the kids already listen to cudi

user09 hopefully they don’t pick up on the swear words skjds

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they always said the best thing come in twos. as a first time parent, not only to one but to twins for my first pregnancy was intimidating slightly scary but I was surrounded by so much love in the village to raise you both in such a welcoming, kind environment. I'll never be a perfect parent but I will do my best to give you two the best you deserve and more .

couldnt have done it without my twin flame timmy, for being the best father and husband you can be to us. happy 4th birthday to my little star twins y/c/n and y/c/n.

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tchalamet I couldn't have done it without the bravest, kindest woman as my wife and mother of my children by my side. je t'aime mon amour.

pauline.chalamet god I remember when you guys told me u were expecting and now they're FOUR!? insane.

zendaya perfect family ily guys

emmawatson hbd to the twins!

taylorswift check ur mail for something from me!

yourusername tysm taytay!! 🥺 u totally didn't have to -sorry we weren't in nyc for the weekend so we didn't immediately check our po box

taylorswift no probs! ❣️happy to do so i love u guys so much

usernamehere these two are like fated I'm crying I love them and their lil family.

user4 omg wait didn’t taylor knit those blankets for them

taytayfan YESS omgg and she left an easter egg about the twins on her album when we didn’t know their names or if yn gave birth yet even

randomuser omg wasn’t the song (song name here) referencing twins in the story that’s so cute

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