Natsu: Lucy, did you call my pediatrician and schedule my appointment yet?
Lucy: Yeah, I did but why do you still want to go to pediatrician?
Natsu: Because a real doctor doesn't give me candy at the end. Duh.
Lucy: I can't keep doing this, I'm not your mom!
Natsu: Well...
Erza: You do exhibit rather motherly behavior Lucy.
Natsu: Yeah, I mean my dad vanished, and Gray's parents died in battle-
Gray: Battles are crazy.
Natsu:-So you're like our mom! Team Mom! Team Mom, Team Mom, Team Mom!
Lucy: I'm not the Team Mom!
Natsu, Erza, Gray, and Happy: Team Mom, Team Mom, Team Mom-
Lucy: Erza why are you chanting?!
Erza: It is a catchy chant.
Happy: Team Mom-
Lucy: One more chant and no slushies after our job!
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Sorry for the long analysis but I gotta get this out:
Snow’s disgust about the mockingjays is so interesting. First that they’re muttations, and secondly that they’re a symbol that the Capitol is not permanent. He thinks the jabberjays are “impressive pieces of engineering” (Collins 445) but “refers to the mockingjays as “genes gone bad” (Collins 504). Jabberjays represent Capitol ingenuity, a lab experiment that was perfect in theory, and perfectly controlled until they went into the wild. Then the rebels found a way to outsmart and snub the Capitol. A slap in the face,m. And then a second one when then the jabberjays mated with wild, district birds. Mockingjays represent corruption. An unforeseen consequence of putting the two species together. Not completely district, but not quite Capitol either. The idea of which is not something that Snow can comprehend because he sees the world in black and white. Order and Chaos. District and Capitol. There is no conceivable middle ground.
The jabberjays were also never meant to be permanent. They’re all male. They would have died out eventually after they served their purpose. But they survived, only by mating with birds outside of the Capitol. Then they’ve mutated into something wholly different and unnatural to Snow. No longer purely Capitol, but not completely district either. In a way they represent what should have been the natural progression of Panem. There’s no way the Capitol could survive forever segregated from the districts— genetically, physically, whatsoever. But Snow and his Capitol counterparts are afraid of that, because what happens to their pure genes, their fictional superiority, if they begin to mix with the districts. The way they treat Sejanus is evidence of that fear, because he challenges their preconceived notions of how district-born people should be. They compare district-born people to beasts and animals, claiming they’d drink blood, or spiral into anarchy without the guiding hand of the Capitol. But Sejanus isn’t like that. Lucy Gray isn’t either. But sympathy for them equals sympathy for everyone in the districts, and that’s a no go. That’s why Snow goes to such lengths to convince himself that Lucy Gray isn’t district— not really, not in the ways that count (literally not having a permanent residence in the districts). But they can’t admit that they need the districts. They can’t survive without the districts, not for long. But they can’t accept that, and their inability to see the districts as people— not second class citizens— and treat them as such, causes the Capitol’s eventual demise.
TLDR: TBOSBAS, and the entire Hunger Game series at large is an allegory for relationships between the colonizer and the colonized, as well as power, control and white supremacy.
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Concert tickets
Headcanon: Where its you, them and the music taste. Ft Dazai, Chuuya, Tachihara and Lucy
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Here is a lil headcanon for you (exams are shit, they decrease the writing creative power) bear with it AND THE GIF AM SORRY I CANT LMAO 😭
Dazai:
This man is 10/10 screaming the lyrics in the office.
Now he is a fan of Mitsiki too, but 'I wanna be yours' hits different.
Assuming your favorite band, he makes sure you least have a vintage case tape thingy even if it means Kunikida's bank account goes dead.
You both are broke babes,😭 cant even go to the concert.
But if you get to go into a concert, *cough* Kunikida's card *cough*, he makes sure you stay close to him
He 1000/10 gets lost in the concert, so pretty much you have to make sure his body aren't damaged. Twig like mf fr
WHY DO I IMAGINE HE MIGHT AS WELL AS CLIMB THE STAGE AND SING OUT-😭
If there are any fan meets, he makes sure you are with him cause there was this one time you beat him up just cause he didn't take you to a meetup. 💪💀 #saddazaicauseheisbroken
Dazai slays in the artist's t-shirts.
He secretly writes those artist x reader fanfiction on tumblr or smthg idk
I think he had a arctic monkey obsession phase.
It was a traumatic phase
I can feel like once you both only talked in I wanna be your lyrics, and oh boy the ADA was traumatized.
Once you refused to give him cuddles and bro really screams 505 lyrics.
He got a restraining order from the band when he sung at their concert.😭
The whole neighborhood got deaf by his singing.🤡
IMAGINE FIGHTING WITH PM AND THEN MF GOES LIKE
"I go crazy 'cause here isn't where I wanna be" AND THE PM GOES WHO POSSESSED THIS MF NOW. (I need sleep)
Aww you love your boyfriend even when he is having broken bones and currently in hospital bed for going to a concert alone and getting crushed by sweaty people😭 <333
Chuuya:
"MILLANIUM KIDS THAT WANNA DIE" Bro might as well be a Dazai kinnie in music taste.
He had a Conan gray phase and still isn't over it.
Its a good thing you are his S/O.....YOU GET A FREE TICKET TO CONCERT WITH HIM.💪💀
can we appreciate this man? HE BUYS MERCHS FOR YOU <3333 WITHOUT STEALING OTHER'S MONEY UNLIKE SOME. 🤡
(well technically he steals their life so naturally the pay is for the life so he steals soul and money but he is a babygirl...he is forgiven.)
He has to use his gravity powers thingy. YOU BOTH ARE TO MUCH DEPRESSED IN THE CROWD.
"Woah, this place is just like my mind, messed up"
"STFU Y/N 😭I AM TRYING TO BUY SOME MF TICKETS"
Awww he probably have you sit over his shoulder so that he can lowkey fly and you both can see the concert.
He cries if the song describes his life.🤠
Cause like one time you caught him listening to Mitski and he was crying. YKW YOU HUGGED HIM AND KISSED HIM CAUSE NO ONE LIKES A CRYING CHUUYA (maybe in bed thats different)
PLEASE I CAN IMAGINE THAT WE FORCE THIS MF
INTO
SINGING
LEVITATING
WHILE FLYING 😭
"I wish he levitates away forever, his singing makes my ear bleed"
*Dazai proceeds to levitate to ADA hospital bed*
Chuuya supremacy
Tachihara:
Who knew this man got a music taste?
The same music taste as yours.
213420/10 the best music taste duo.
YOU CAUGHT THIS MAN RED HANDED LISTENING TO CPR. 🤡
His personality will be screaming Daddy Issues 😭
You still are suspicious how he got the concert tickets that too for TWO PEOPLE 💀
He will be those people who either will scream lyrics in someone's phone while they are recording or will those privileged people who get recognized by the band.
Why can I imagine him saying that the concert sucks?
YADADA YOU STILL DRAG HIM ANYWAYS.😭
*insert him doing funky dance on new rules by Dua Lipa*
Lowkey feels he listens to Spanish songs.
Imagine being along in room with this mf and he starts to sings Die for you??? While he spins you around dancing and laughing????
#blessed.
STFU. He had a Alan walker phase. No ifs and buts.🤡
Awww he brought your favorite artist's merch......WHERE IS THE HIDDEN MONEY BOY.
(Ill vibe with him on song 'this december')
EXTRA BUT HIM SINGING TELEPATH?? MY HEART CANT-😭
He brought a spotify premium for both of you <33 TAKE THAT ADS. 😭
Lucy:
She gives me girl in red vibes.
Pretty sure she is embarrassed to admit her music taste.
SHE IS THE REASON YOU LISTEN TO AMERICAN MUSIC ATM IDC.
You both will be sneaking in the concert using her ability.
LIKE FOR FREE??🎉🤠
You suggested that you should just have the door half ass open cause the crowd is just to much crowdy.🤡
She dragged you to follow her.
HELP SHE GOT CALLED ON THE STAGE TO SING WITH THE ARTIST. 10/10 she sings well.
Her music taste really is various but we love it.
She lowkey thinks you don't know she had a Justin Bieber phase, but you aren't confessing, it will hurt her ego.😭
You both watch those 2 hr concert video uploaded on Youtube (bless those uploaders)
"Y/N we can very well visit the concert venue you know?"
WAIT TILL THE COPS REALISE THAT💪💀
Awww look at you, just you both making Spotify playlist for each other.
"F-R-I-E-N-D-S"
"Y/N please, you are acting worse then when you are drunk😭"
"🤡 Haven't I made it obvious"
You brought her a little marshmallow keychain.
So like Atsushi accidently entered you both jamming to your favorites of all time and ummmm it left a traumatic picture in his mind that day. (Dw its just both of you jamming to much hard and the room is trashed out <3🤠
Fun fact: I was really confused on who to pick and wrote Tachihara thinking the poll cant change in 30 mins. (P.s it did and Lucy won)🤠
Fun Fact pt 2 : Requests are getting proceeded, stop spamming asking when they are finished 🤠 dw, am up for y'all love and appreciations and Ideas
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renfield for that ask thing? hi lol
Hi :D I'll answer for the book version and my au version of Renfield for the sake of,, fun
Book:
Sexuality: Gay
Gender: Not overly attached to any gender, just answers with cis for sake of simplicity
Ship: Definitely Renfield x Sleep or Renfield x Happiness
Brotp: I think he and Lucy should hang out. They would have such shenanigans
Notp: The fucking Seward and Renfield ship. Mom please pick me up I'm scared 🙃
Random headcanon: he has an insane tolerance for cold weather but cannot stand heat
General opinion: he is my third favorite character in all of fiction. Hrhrgsgrh I love him. Guy ever
Monsters of Man (my comic)
Sexuality: Gay.
Gender: Gender fluid
Ship: I made up a fish guy to be his boyfriend. Gill as Renfield's boyfriend supremacy/hj
Brotp: My Ren was good friends with Basil Hallward from Dorian Gray in his youth. Also I need Renfield to interact with Victor Frankenstein. For research purposes
Notp: Specifically for my AU anyone that is not Gill. I am very particular about ships with my own characters and I am kept awake in fear of what horrific ships will ever be created if I get a fandom. But especially Ren with Edward or Adam makes me deeply upset. Please no
Random headcanon: He loves to sew and make clothes!! He is very good at embroidery especially :D
General opinion: I fucksndndbdbxbg love her. Beloved. The man the myth the legend. I want to give him a weighted blanket and put him to bed.
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