#make art. eat fruit.

[linkvcr]

I’m really normal about this game

#skyward sword #loz #tloz #the legend of zelda #my art #i think the stamina fruits are kinda big also #also u could eat the petals of heart flowers but like. why would you [< link would] #dont ask abt my thought process here i cant rmbr i drew this so long ago atp #if some of this doesnt make sense. oh well #skysword

[latenightsundayblues]

Billy's way of showing affection is a bit... Unorthodox.

(it will happen again)

Stu is probably way more pleased about the discovery than any other sane individual would be

#get yourself a bf that vehemently denies any connection to you but still breaks into your home to sit in a corner and stare at u in ur sleep #catboy coded #unrelated but I need to talk abt this #i just got a haircut and im like. fucking RABID about it #i finally look pretty in that masculine way if you know what i mean #im the guy you see exiting a starbucks that makes you instantly think “what a fruit” #im so fuckin happy im in tears I feel truly comfortable for the first time in a while #in other news I accidentally spilled green apple monster energy all over the pork I was about to eat #if I had a nickel for every time I mentioned something bad that happened to me related to monster energy #srry for rambling I just feel great about myself #scream 1996 #stuilly #billy loomis #stu macher #billy loomis x stu matcher #latenightsundayblues art tag

[hairtusk]

vibe for the coming spring 🧿

#going to spend this easter holiday eating lots of fruit and veg and drinking lots of water #spending all the time i can walking in nature over the moors and forests. may even swim in the river on a good day. #and spending all of the rest of my time i. the garden making art or journalling or reading #wearing natural fibres and eating healthy but hearty meals #doing a two week HARD RESET to make myself feel human again

[guavagyal]

I sometimes think about how all of our ancestors would throw a fit at us working longer hours for less pay with all the technology we have. they would want us to create art & eat fruit all day.

#my thoughts #anti capitalism #ancestors #late stage capitalism #make art and eat fruit all day #us jobs

[kaflufflin]

You ever struggle so hard to peel an orange and then once you're finished somebody offers you a knife?

#peeling an orange can make a person so irrationally angry like youre food youre not even alive let me eat you this is bs #I just wanted to call dabi a fruit tbh #but also shigaraki could probably find a job his quirk is good at thats not murder #consistent style? I don't know her #dabi #shigaraki tomura #mha #bnha #Im fully aware of the state of the manga however right now his biggest problem is eating an orange #shigadabi as domestic morons #my art

[gifti3]

here have some pineapple

#oooooo yummy healthy pineapple #i was gonna do mango cause i love mango but then i remembered its not in season #obey me asmodeus #obey me nightbringer #obey me asmodeus x mc #anyways #everyone make sure u eat something for dinner pls #ur gonna give urself a headache if u dont eat (at least thats what happens to me) also lets drink some water too #i need to eat more fruit honestly #trying to get more veggies in at least #my art

[kaiartz]

I feel like "picky eater" recipe makers have never met a picky eater ever in their life.

Listen. I'm sick of chicken cause it's all my mom cooks, I'm really finicky with noodles(I can only handle thin ones cause otherwise it's like worms in my mouth), I hate rice and pork and seafood. Stir fry, casseroles and stews are gross, and I hate tomatoes and bell peppers. Curry is gross, Mac and cheese is fucking disgusting-do I just not like food????

The only thing these people can offer are burgers ad tacos and things with cheese.

Stoppit. Give me actual help and supply me with meals I can actually stomach eating. Jesus christ food shouldn't be this hard.

#not art #picky eater #not to mention the fact we live in a tiny shithole that doesnt get anything good #our fruits go bad within 3 days i hate it here #i feel helpless with food because recipe makers suck #and never take into account mouth feel issues #thats mostof my problem tbh #if rices mouth feel wasnt maggoty id like it #if noodles werent wormy is like them #if bell peppers didnt make me feel like i was eating those bugsin the lion king id LOVE THEM #fuck i hate this shit

[crescentmoonrider]

me about a movie i cant see : this would fix me

anyway here's a spooky gegero :3

#yumi's art #gegege no nazo #genazo #gegero #gegege no ge #guess im sticking with this watermark for now #idk im too lazy to work on it more #i want to draw guys in situations !!! #and also clothes !!! #designing logos is Not my passion #anyway genazo in april 😊 #i thought id have to wait for a bad camrip #but nope !! official online release !!! #not giving a single cent to bezos tho #but this makes things easier :] #anyway thank you pixiv girlies for sharing the insanity #ive been losing my mind for the past 2 weeks #and its all thanks to 2nd hand material #and of course the official trailers and scenes #idk how many times ive watched that train scene #aahhhh im rambling !! anyway #eat some fruit and get some sunlight #and dont forget to stay silly :3

[usurp3r]

Some more of this guy

#Not usually one to share my ''headcanons'' for characters but I felt like posting this after all #I thought about how eating the fruit might have messed with his usual hairstyle and that being his reason to wear the cap #I'm not even sure how much sense this makes; maybe not a lot but I can't say that I mind enough. It was fun to conceptualise #One Piece #God Enel #E #Fanart #Digital Art

[vickiehime]

my oc Mirabelle 🍑

#my art #she was supposed fo eat a mirabelle fruit for the joke but it was too tiny and peaches are cuter #oc #mirabelle #i wonder if i can finally make a hashtag for my og oc universe hmm #would be #DYEM #Dying Embers

[loverofthewindgod]

🍎🍇Harvester🍎🍇

#mk oc #sienna #last sketch of the night #i will never cease to show off her amazing body 😍 #i mean look at her #ugh im in love #goddess of the harvest #she's gonna make some good wine from them grapes #or maybe eat them all #probably both #shes a mega fruit head lol #mah art 🎨

[afieldinengland]

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#calming myself down. i think i’m making sense of it— speaking to pan #‘indulgence’ is a word that means many things to many people. i do not think i personally am intended to ‘indulge’ in bread #not that i cannot— simply that that is not my ‘indulgence’ of choice. #my indulgence is in my worship— my art my thought. my love #it’s all worship. but pan brings me to his lap with a small stomach #there was recognition in the becoming that brought me out of winter and into pan’s sight. i’m meant to eat birdlike— harelike. #when i’m in control of what i buy and eat that’s what i do. i eat very little but i eat fruit and drink water and milk— and bread too. #in moderation. so i will fast— i will still fast. what i won’t do is attempt to inflict last winter’s rules on this winter’s behaviour. #it’s not a violent sacrifice for an impassive god. it’s simply running lean as a hare should. #perhaps this all sounds like the ramblings of a madman. or like nothing at all. what it has done is calmed me down significantly #i’ll fast. the same the same the same. but it isn’t an act of guilt nor is it cruelty #it’s what i’d do anyway. really it is. and i’ll be responsible about it #you can rejoice in the bacchanal without overgorging on food. moderation. the hare-prince is looking at the sun again #maybe it’s all an overdramatic way to say i’ll lose weight carefully. again. my ‘careful’ is not someone else’s ‘careful’. but i will. #i’ll eat like a wren. a sparrow. a hare. a lamb

[khlur]

#this is all i remember of mara nowadays #hope she's doing okay etc #having a good time making art and eating her plastic fruit salads #Spotify

[deadsetobsessions]

Danny Fenton is so damn sick of rich fruit loops. It’s worse now, since he’s one of them.

It’s not Vlad that he’s with, thank the Ancients, but Danny isn’t sure that this is better.

Because he’s Timothy Drake, a baby, and he’s been reincarnated after the Ancient of Reincarnation accidentally drank too much wine.

He’s going to kick their ass so hard when he gets back.

Danny huffs. He rolls over, ignoring the silent manor. Sure, he’s read the comics. Sure, he laughed and imagined being adopted by Batman- come on, Danny had black hair and blue eyes even back then, he was totally adoption bait- when his parents gave him reason to lose trust in their love. But that’s it, that’s all he thought it was. A day dream, a wish for a universe that didn’t exist.

Danny hadn’t understood the reality of the whole Infinite Realms thing, a place he was now the King of. Batman? Real. Danny? Reincarnated. Hotel? Trivago.

Like, this wasn’t what he meant, dammit.

And now he’s stuck as Timothy Drake, and Ancients, he was starting to see parallels.

——

Danny tried photography. He really did. He wanted to at least stick to the source material. But that’s not who he is. Even with the shiny new brain that memorized, catalogued, and put together clues at the snap of his fingers, but Danny’s never been one to take photos. It’s a respectable art, for sure, but Danny preferred to live in the moment instead of capturing it to remember forever. It’s just-

He watched the Graysons fall. He watched Dick Grayson turn into Robin. And Danny can’t and won’t ever betray his Obsession like that, ever again. He can’t let Jason die for his “story” to begin. That’s not how Danny works.

He’s there to protect.

Danny hasn’t ever been just Tim. Danny was also Tim and the Ghost King without a haunt. But now? Gotham is his haunt. He, in lieu of an actual city spirit, is Gotham. He’s also a Drake. And Drakes were meant to hoard.

Batman and Robin? They are his.

He claimed them, as a Drake. But that claim is weak. So he claimed them as their city, and that is a claim that will never be able to be challenged.

Danny’ll be damned before he allows some lanky starved clown beat the life out of one of his Robins. So, for the first time in his nine years on this planet, Tim-Danny goes ghost and flies.

“Who- who. Are you?” Robin slurred from his place in Danny’s hold. He is broken, yes. But not dead. Danny infuses some of his vitality, his ecto, into Jason’s injuries to help them heal.

“Gotham.” Danny replied, layering his ghostly voice with those of the city.

“Goth’m?”

“Gotham. Sleep, little bird. Your city has got you.”

When Robin, Jason, settled with a sense of trust that tugs at Danny’s core, Danny carried him to Batman, whose eyes were wild and manic. He glared menacingly at the green and white ghost in front of him, who was holding his broken and beaten son-

Well, it’d be menacing if Danny hadn’t watched him eat bricks and mortar, crashing into a building while using his grappling gun.

“You-”

“I am Gotham.” Danny cut him off. Despite his wary nature and natural paranoia, Batman settled at his city’s gaze rested on him. Danny knew that Batman recognized his city. Batman’s head bowed, but his eyes stayed on Robin. “You were supposed to take care of Robin.”

“I- I know.” And that voice was all Bruce Wayne the Dad instead of Batman the Vigilante. Danny gently placed Robin in Batman’s arms, taking in the tremors as he held his son close.

“Go back, Bruce. And make sure Jason knows how much you love him.”

He laughed as Bruce whipped his head upwards. “I am your city. You are mine as much as I am yours. I’ve known of you before you were born.”

Technically? Not untrue. But Bruce will chalk it up to weird magic shit. It’s not like it’s a secret that Gotham’s kind of curse. Besides, this way, Danny will be able to help out more often. And Bruce won’t be able to connect Tim Drake to the “Spirit of Gotham.”

“Return, my knight. This is not your city. I can not protect you as well as I can in Gotham.”

“Thank you… Gotham.”

Danny sighed. He wondered when he’ll have to field questions from a John Constantine. He’s pretty sure Bruce will call in magical help, even if it was his own city he was investigating.

Batman’s lucky Danny liked him enough to allow it.

#Danny is Gotham #danny phantom #Jason Todd #Jason Todd as Robin #joker is about to get haunted #bruce wayne #Gotham’s knight #batman #bamf danny phantom #ghost king danny #dc x dp #Danny is Tim Drake #he’s like nine #Jason Todd lives #joker? probably not #the bats: hmmm suspicious #also the bats: Gotham loves me! I’m doing the right thing! #dp x dc

[netherworldpost]

You Marry a Mermaid

You marry a mermaid and the first month you spend on land, teaching her about citrus. Lemons. Limes. Grapefruits. But not grapes?

No, grapes are not citrus.

You love the way she says "grapefruit."

Grapes froot.

You marry a mermaid and the second month you spend under water, learning about coral, tides. How sound flows differently.

You marry a mermaid and you spend the third month on land teaching her about warm colors. Red, yellow. Pink. They exist underwater, of course, but they appear different here, this atmosphere (air) splitting the prism differently than that atmosphere (water).

You marry a mermaid and you spend the fourth month under water learning about heat. You have heat on land, of course, but here there are volcanoes, minuscule to what you think of as a volcano. She teaches you how to enjoy the liminal space between the scalding water and the icy ocean depths.

You marry a mermaid and you spend the fifth month on land teaching her about potatoes. She makes a delightful sound when she tries her first fried potato. The texture almost unbearably crispy. You spend three days on a boardwalk eating potatoes.

When she tries cheese...

...when she tries cheese... on potatoes...

The memory of that expression on her face is worth every jewel, every coin, ever to pass through your fingers, from birth to death.

You marry a mermaid and you spend the sixth month under water learning about the color blue. You think you know the color blue, you've seen the sky, you've seen birds.

You have seen art.

She cups your face with her webbed hands and stares at you with an intensity you did not realize could be experienced in mortal flesh and asks you to say Blue.

"Blooo."

She loves how you say the word, how your tongue

curls like a wave to craft the sound

like you were taught

on land

where speaking is so different

because your tongue is reacting to a throat full of air

not water filtered into something breathable

by magic that

you do not

understand.

You marry a mermaid.

You spend every other month on land, the opposing under water.

You live.

Happily beyond reason.

For years beyond memory.

You marry a mermaid.

"Blooo."

"Grapes fruit."

#mermaid #mermaid wife #merfolk #mermaid spouse #gay mermaid #gay mermaids #mermaid lore #mermaid story

[arvidsgarden]

This is prob the work of art up I am proudest of. It's a coherent story (at least in my mind) over the course of an hour and change, to music that started the whole creative ball of wax (notwithstanding Tulum).

#I am the B-Grade movie director in this version of Apocalyptic Affairs of the Boracay Closure #male gazes confront reality that borders eternity #then why does the scene where... make me melt? #it's not rational #art #eat the fruit #they closed an entire island for a year #but couldn't quite shake everyone out