#man.🌊🐴

[itslookingback]

the night we met by lord huron is an incredible song and so #brightcore

#i am not the only traveler who has not repaid his debt... #<- hasn't killed the demon that he let kill his friends #take me back to the night we met.... #<- when they were all teenagers and innocent and full of excitement about adventuring #and then i can tell myself what the hell i'm supposed to do.... #<- stuck for a solid amount of years trying to forget not knowing what they should do with their life #brightcore #dnd #man.🌊🐴 #music

[monarchisms]

so for those unaware, rooster teeth's annual extra life stream this year (2023) will be on november 11th at 10 am central time. the stream is back to being 24 hours long, and the schedule has recently been posted on rt's social media accounts. with this context, this post is going to carry a more somber tone than the usual extra life posts i used to make. this is because of the hospital that rt gives their donation money to: dell children's medical center. most of the links going forward are to articles from news sites i read through to gather and cross-reference any public information i can find to make sure what i'm sharing is accurate. general content warning for transphobia ahead.

in late april and early may, news started coming out that ken paxton, a texas attorney general, announced an investigation to "determine whether it [dell children's] is "unlawfully" providing certain gender-affirming medical care to minors." he made a statement about it on the 5th of may, and allegedly, said investigation was sparked by a video in mid-april shared by far-right activist group project veritas. i'm not linking the video directly because the group has a history of video manipulation and general disinformation throughout its existence, and i'm not a fan of, frankly speaking, spreading their bullshit, but it's linked in the nbc article for further context.

anyways, an alleged employee in that video claimed that patients at the hospital were provided gender-affirming treatment, and started to medically transition around the ages of 8 or 9 years old. dell children's official statement was shared around a week after the project veritas video was published, basically refuting the claim and explicitly stating that the hospital "prohibits surgery and prescribing hormone therapy for the treatment of gender dysphoria for children". they also note that they were "conducting a thorough review of this situation." as a result, many patients and their parents "began hearing that appointments with the hospital’s adolescent medicine specialists had been canceled and that their providers no longer worked at the hospital", leaving families to find another health provider in the state or consider looking into out-of-state resources and doctors for a better chance at receiving care. i didn't find a source that specified if those whose were no longer at dell children's chose to quit or were involuntarily fired, but it's still unfortunate either way.

keep in mind that like rooster teeth, dell children's is based in austin, texas, and the state of texas (especially within the last year) has a history of transphobia and general lgbtphobia with laws that have been proposed and/or put into effect. one of those laws that went into effect was senate bill sb 14, which went into effect on september 1st, and outlaws minors (those under 18 years old) from receiving hormone therapy, puberty blockers, and general gender-affirming care from medical professionals, as well as disallowing said professionals from prescribing care or performing surgeries to the patients.

now, the reason i typed all of this in the first place is that as far as i know (please tell me if i'm wrong here), rt hasn't made a public statement about this whole thing, nor has it been stated that they decided to give money to another hospital, or keep everything as is. i saw no one here on tumblr talking about it, and i didn't want to keep quiet myself, so i tried to make this as thorough as possible. i made a post last year noting that you can donate your money to your local hospital or donate through another individual or organization other that rt on the official extra life website. that also applies to this year's event.

whatever you decide to do or not do, always make sure to do your research on reputable, verified organizations. if you're donating your well-earned money somewhere, be confident that it's somewhere you can trust.

#rooster teeth #roosterteeth #rt extra life #achievement hunter #dogbark #and any other related tags i may have forgotten #repeating alleged/allegedly partially to save my ass lol #man…. 🌊 🐴 #long post

[vampvore]

Being a horny aspec is so frustrating

#ace #aspec #asexual #kinky ace #and especially when you have crushes #but you work with them #anD youre AUTISTIc #so I can’t fucking tell what’s flirting and what’s all in good fun like bro are you just messing with me #like… I LIKE it but I’m like MAN 🐴🌊 #vampchat

[starlyht]

looking at the 'for you' tab out of curiosity and seeing just how many of you are not on my dashboard anymore for some reason outside of it even tho i'm following. 😬

#your posts don't show on mobile . #your posts don't show on the web browser . #extremely frustrating . #you show up on that stupid tab tho ? man . 🌊🐴 #🐑 delete. #🐑 ooc.

[willosword]

currently feeling desolate about how lucifer wasn't there to comfort charlie when she got back from heaven :(

#can you IMAGINE the guilt he'd feel if he saw her curled up in her own lil depression nest #instead alastor was the one to come to her rescue. and he got an ominous deal out of it #horse on beach Man 🐴🌊 #hazbin hotel #willow whispers

[somesmartsmarties]

Shed a single tear yesterday as I was thinking about the ending of one of my stories

#man 🌊🐴 #what’s even more baffling is that I came up with this story like - a week ago #either I’m getting better at coming up with stuff or someone put crack in this story #anyways I’ll make some art once I come up with names for the main characters #smartie speaks

[farharbour]

..so no ramattra kpop collab skin.

#💬 #🌊🐴 man. #the d.va one is cute tho :3

[pinkfey]

rlly wish if writers would stop putting crucial information like full character descriptions behind paywalls and inside discord servers lmao

#respect to if writers ofc that's hard work they're doing but like !! man. 🌊🐴 #anyways.txt

[tasakesi]

okay guys i dont know what to do for valentines day!! help!!!

#i thought about baking but idek what?? cookies? cupcakes? #im NOT making heart shaped macaroons btw! that was a mess last year #i could make him paper flowers? i saw a tutorial.. #man.. 🌊🐴 #🪐

[taupewolfy]

> yesterday was a terrible tragedy > however, you must still go to school today.

ok first of all. britney_yeah.gif............... secondly - story of my fucking school life

#aaargh aAAAARGH and we get the first 'true persona' ok. sure. ok #MAN!!!! 🌊🐴

[poptartmochi]

and so it is groundhog day again

#i was going to break 1k in the bank but my mom had to take most of my money to pay for my dad's credit bills because she used the rest of #our money to pay off the mortgage and other bills 😔 #im not going to dwell on this bc i feel hopeless when i do but. allow me a moment of despair. im literally never going to go to college 😭 #once my mom can get a job and she divorces my dad things will be fine. but until then.. man 🌊🐴 #sriracha.txt

[spectr3ghast]

Wtf I'll be WORKING on HALLOWEEN????

#man #🐴 #🌊

[jaskierx]

republic of pirates dashboard simulator part 2

thanks to @sherlockig for the screencaps 💕

part 1

⚓️pirate-tats-tournament

and the winner is...

BLACKBEARD'S SNAKE TATTOO with 78.6% of the vote

thanks for voting!

#pirate tattoo tournament #poll result #next time i'm gonna seed it properly so we don't end up with the final 8 tattoos all being on the same guy smh

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🐶saltyseadog

hi everyone i'm fang/kevin and my pronouns are he/him 🥰 looking for more people to follow so like or reblog if you post about:

cute dogs

goats

leather

piracy

art

fishing

stories about demon boys

3 notes

🍖knivesareknives

#if you picked 2 or more let's be friends

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🌊keeptheseaclean Follow

friends don't let friends throw rubbish into the sea. THINK before you THROW

🎣managainstbeast

can everyone report this account for harassment please. i know the guy in the photo and he is lovely and has really nice hair and he hasn't given his permission for this image to be used.

#posts from the fishing boat #also one man's foul projectile is another man's lovely letter. just saying. broaden your horizons #there's only one thoughtless dipshit here and it isn't stede

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🦈sharkinfested

who the fuck is 'anti ship'. i didn't even know that was a thing. this website is something else

🌴palmtreeappreciationclub Follow

people who don't support incest. it's that simple

🦈sharkinfested

that doesn't make any sense. i literally live on the same island as every generation of my family. if i was against ships i'd have a much harder time finding someone to fuck who isn't related to me

#how am i supposed to get anywhere else without a ship? fucking swim?? i don't think so #but sure keep virtue signalling i guess #💿🐴

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🔪notafuckingmermaid

reblog this if you ARE POLYAMOROUS, SUPPORT POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE, or ARE CURRENTLY COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES 🩸

#3/3 😌

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🕊️see-which-sea-witch Follow

To love the sea as she must be loved requires change.

🌊keeptheseaclean Follow

to love the sea as she must be loved requires NO MORE THROWING RUBBISH INTO HER

🐙krakenmyjoints

bro you're literally replying to a bird

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🐳calicojackwhippedmyballs

you'll see a post that's like 'HRRRHRNESDGJNKDFG I NEEEEED HIM I NEED HIM SO BADLY HE'S SOOOOOOOOO HE'S HGURIESGHDKLJG' and then it'll be a picture of the soggiest white guy you've ever seen

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⛵️gentlemanprivates

hrresrgjerskdghklgjfdgdkl i need to get him PREGNANT he's EVERYTHING he's SOO ASDJHGKLFJSDG

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#ofmd #our flag means death #dashboard simulator #lyse.jpg

[linkedspirit-fanartfunart]

Ah the Link's got Tumblr again, smh can't have anything nice

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⚒️ smol-smithy Follow

NO WHY IS THE POLL A TIE. Why must I be doomed to share with these fools. This is nonsense.

⚒️ smol-smithy

Vi... Were you going to post behind our backs despite touting how "innane" it was and how it was "a waste of time"???

⚒️ smol-smithy

Hey why wasn't I included in the poll?

- Hero of Darkness

⚒️ smol-smithy

Shadow gtfo

⚒️ smol-smithy

how does Shadow know our password we changed it??

-Green

⚒️ smol-smithy

Passwords suck and so does Viofhhfksllkkkkkkkkkmmmnnnnnnfhkahf

🌟 excuuuse-me

Vio did you legit strangle your Shadow and hit send on his joke anyway? Because that's beautiful.

#this whole situatuon #art really #can I have a turn with your magic sword when you're done I think it'd be funny #everyone deserves More of Me

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🌸 dont-look-at-me Follow

How do I get a real life girl to kiss me pls

🌟 excuuuse-me

Please please please please please please please please please please please please plea-

🪶 redwingskies Follow

Apparently you just have to visit her shop like 3 times idk I still don't understand it

🌊 kingoftheseagull Follow

Give her some of your food, works every time.

🐴 goatman4life Follow

You sir are thinking about seagulls again, not women.

🌸 dont-look-at-me

You dont know me. What if I want seagull advice too?

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🐀 mouseman Follow

Best companion for adventures go!

⏳️ forestchild Follow

Fairy

🎶 ocarina-macarina Follow

Fairy!!

🌟 excuuuse-me

I legally can not say which is higher on the list because i will be strangled in my sleep but fairy & princess

🌸 dont-look-at-me Follow

Idk I keep accidentally having first dates via adventure so ig Girlfriend???

🪶 redwingskies Follow

Sword & Bird

🐴 goatman4life Follow

... Fairy

⚒️ smol-smithy Follow

I'd say myself but I found out that it sucks.

🌊 kingoftheseagull Follow

The silly old man who slowly realizes he wants to adopt me over the course of the journey. Fairy is Very close second. Then seagulls.

⚒️ smol-smithy

Oh hey actually ^ same.

🚋 train-life Follow

Ghost bestie

🌳 wildflowerwastaken Follow

#wait same??? #ghost friends for life #or. Uh. Postlife? #sorry. Idk. #also how are all of you posting in the reblogs like... #id die #....I can make that joke I already died once so it's funny now #anyways the rest of you are so biased #the answer is always Ghost Bestie #not like they can die again! Haha #ha.

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🌊 kingoftheseagull Follow

...omg what if the Hero of Time was turned into stone. I've seen it happen like twice and in totally different contexts so who knows. I mean can't come back to save the world if you're stone.

🎶 ocarina-macarina Follow

O-O

🐴 goatman4life Follow

He did not Hope this helps

⏳️ forestchild Follow

I did! Hope this helps

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🐴 goatman4life Follow

My son just bit me and after crying about how he didn't mean to actually break skin and calming down enough to like, talk, he said "Why do you taste like dark fog and goat?"

And while I have an answer for the goat thing I'm ??? Concerned

⏳️ forestchild Follow

I think you'd taste a lot like Black Boes, based on how you smell

🐴 goatman4life Follow

Why are children assigning me Flavors? Why do you know what black boes taste like??? I'm the guy who bites things not you

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🪶 redwingskies Follow

Why can't I pet anything on the surface. There's so many tiny cute creatures and they all either run away or want to kill me.

⚒️ smol-smithy Follow

When you're tiny and some giant comes at you with grabby hands what other options do you have?

🐴 goatman4life Follow

OP go find a cucco, they'll love you

🌸 dont-look-at-me Follow

Dont do it they both want to run away from you and also want to kill you at the same time

🪶 redwingskies Follow

They will love me like he promised I'm sure of it.

#linked spirit #loz au #legend of zelda #loz #linked spirit au #tumblr dash simulator #ls meme #long post #innuendo #death mention tw #unreality tw

[bulkhummus]

wtf its past 11 already i thought i had more day left but now i risk eating some of tmrw before it even gets here 🌊🐴 man

#I wanna stay up and do some stuff bc I feel like I didn't get anything done but I need to go to bed #I NEED TO GO TO BED #I need. to go to bed. #I need to #im normal #m #personal

[blairstales]

Nessie was a Water Horse 🐴🌊

In a previous post, I mentioned how Morag (now described as a plesiosaur) was once very mermaid-like, but Nessie actually had a switch as well. Originally, Nessie was a water horse.

“No sooner had the weary, unsuspecting victim seated himself in the saddle than away darted the horse with more than the speed of the hurricane, and plunged into the deepest part of Loch Ness, and the rider was never more seen. For long had kelpie carried on this cruel game, bringing sorrow to many a household.” Notes on the folk-lore of the north-east of Scotland by Walter Gregor (1881)

In one story, a man named MacGrigor decide to try and take on the water-horse.

“The meeting took place in the solitary pass of Slochd-Muichd, between Strathspey and Inverness. The kelpy looked as innocent as usual, and was considerably startled when MacGrigor, sword in hand, struck him a blow on the nose. The weapon cut through the bridle, and the bit, falling to the ground, was instantly picked up by MacGrigor.” Folklore of Scottish Lochs and Springs by James Murray Mackinlay (1893)

Knowing not to press his luck, MacGrigor ran for his life, ignoring the arguments of the water horse at his heels. When the water horse used magic to stop him from being able to enter his home, MacGrigor called his wife to the window, who promptly caught the stolen bit he tossed her.

The water horse was unable to enter the home due to it being protected by rowan, so MacGrigor was able to use it as blackmail to not be killed. The water horse left with many rude words.

As time went on, there were sightings of the monster over and over again with the description in newspapers constantly changing, until the moment a water horse became a plesiosaur. In 1933, George Spicer and his wife described a creature they saw run across the road in front of their vehicle.

The creature they described had a long neck, no limbs, and was close to a dragon or prehistoric animal.

In 1934, Arthur Grant was riding his motorcycle at night when he had a sighting of his own. He described it as a mix of a seal and a plesiosaur.

Illustration of the alleged sighting of Loch Ness monster by Arthur Grant in January 1934.

From then on, Nessie being a plesiosaur was pretty much set-in-stone, including for the famous “surgeon’s photograph” which is widely agreed to be an impressive hoax.

The “surgeon’s photograph” (1934)

One of the forms that water horses are said to take is somewhat similar of a shape in terms of silhouettes, so perhaps that helped urge this change.

(Image Source)

Historic Recordings

(link) Nancy Currie understands the water horse to be the same thing as the Loch Ness monster.

(link) Gaelic. In this song the composer describes the Loch Ness Monster, after having seen it.

(link) loch ness monster kids song

(link) Loch ness monster skipping song

#scottishfolklore #scottish folklore #mythology #folklore #scottish mythology #fairies #cryptid #fairy #fairytypes #cryptidcore #scottish #fae #loch ness #loch ness monster #nessie #water horse #waterhorse #kelpie #each usige #cryptidzooology #WaterTypes #kelpies #each uisge #eachuisge #WaterTypeFairies