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from this audio clip, for @guqin-and-flute's MBMSAM AU!
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I recently encountered that really good fic where the Jin siblings host a mbmbam-style podcast together, and it got my gears hardcore turning about what the other siblings in mdzs might be like as podcast hosts.
And that is to say, a mbmsam hosted by the Jiang siblings would be a truly wild experience for the listeners. They're funny, yeah, but the real draw of the show is those rare moments where one of them, completely casually, as though this is the normalest thing in the world, lets something truly unhinged slip about their family dynamic or Wei Ying's history.
#there's a whole reddit conspiracy thread dedicated to trying to figure out whether or not wei ying has actually killed a man irl#it is unclear#there's also passionate fan arguments about whatever the fuck was going on with Wei Ying and their rarely-mentioned mother#some people are convinced she was abusive and ought to face charges even though it's been a decade#and an unfortunate few think she is a girlboss#Wei Ying. as the most online sibling. finds all these threads and decides promptly not to tell Jc or Jyl about them#he does troll the 'Wei Ying is a murderer' thread tho#mdzs#mbmsam#jokes
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Sometimes I open up Ao3 and am startled by the fact that there are only 5 fics in Peony to Lotus. Like, I fully get the urge to check to make sure I didn’t accidentally delete any or something because there are...SO many more I’m working on behind the scenes that I haven’t put up yet.
Like, at least 8 fully realized premises of separate fics within the series with at the very least vague outlines. But most of them are actually plotted out with preliminary dialogue etc. And then 9-ish more nebulous ones that may or may not be absorbed by other ones or never written because they don’t have enough meat. So like, in my head, I have at least 13-15 separate fics in Peony to Lotus, they just haven’t been put up yet. Wild.
#peony to lotus#my stuff#WOW MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD GET ON THAT HUH?#The page count is 191 in that planning doc#102280 words which just made me double take though I know a lot of that is notes that don't count#3zun is 133294#With a page count of 270#So while there's a large disparity on Ao3 not so much in Google docs#My One Off Fics file (which holds things like the Xiyao one and LanLan and MBMSAM and The Xue Yang One) is 73508#There are also others in there 👁👁#Modern 3zun is 39 pages#With 17672 word count#Altogether that's 326754#Sorry for number dumping in the notes#This is now just me musing to myself and putting it somewhere to be like 'hey maybe stop complaining that you don't write enough#And also like a bookmark of where I'm at right now
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@guqin-and-flute sent me a variation on this meme and described it as Mo Xuanyu in the Jin sibs groupchat, and I just could not fucking resist. Zixuan has fully transitioned into his Final Dad Form, and if you want to know why Meng Yao's contact emoji is the koala 🐨 you'll need to check out the MBMSAM AU!
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so like two years ago I saved this video with the intention of making it into a MBMSAM AU thing, and the other day I FINALLY got around to doing it! it was one of those moments where I knew if I didn't power through and do it in one sitting I'd never finish it, so apologies for the shitty quality I just needed it DONE
and for everyone wondering where Qin Su is...
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WIP TAG GAME
RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.
Tagged by @treemaidengeek (THANK!! 😃)
This was difficult, I kept not wanting to put a thing down because they were just a one line concept or title but it's in the rules, so I do the thing!! THIS GOT SO LONG HOLY SHIT I'M PUTTING IT UNDER READ MORE
TAGGING: @january-summers @madtomedgar @little-smartass & anyone who wants to because my brain is melted 🫠
One Offs
Xiyao (When Silk Flowers Bloom)
After the Temple
Taste of Luxury (MBMSAM)
Texts (MBMSAM)
No Evil
Ace Mingjue
Wen Qing/Qin Su
Xichen having FUN painting something silly /not like normal
Time Loop
Teach Him a Lesson (Ch. 5)
Mingjue Meets Baxia
3chen (ChenChenChen)
XXC/SL/JC
As All Things Do (Ch. 2)
Meng Yao Dancer AU
Calamity Ghost Jgy Post Canon
Meng Shi lives, sheltering Lan Xichen
Beyond Control (Ch. 2)
NMJ protect jgy from jins au
Wangxian let the world spin madly on
Wuxian is a ghost during 16 years, realizes feelings, sees A-Yuan grow up, sees Jiang Cheng, max angst --forgets the second he's resurrected [Seriously that's the title]
Parent Trap--Jin Ling makes Wwx and Jc hug DAMMIT
WWX and the only vaguely annoying haunting
Traveling with Xiao Xingchen
Peony To Lotus
How did Jiang Cheng react to Golden Core stuff?
Jin Zixuan comes to deliver invitation
Are You Here To Stop Me (Ch. 7)
ChengQing
WEN NING AND HUAISANG???
100 Days (Chapter of All the Things?)
Night Hunting at Jins >:)
Retaliation
Drunk and bitching about JZX as brother-in-law's
Wwx and Jgy both brought about end of Sunshot
JGY BIRTHDAY HAPPY AND SADS?? Everyone
Soup Bonding!!
First errand
Dancing with Yixin
Yanxiyao get together
Yanxiyao Fluff
Yanxiyao finding out
PHILANTHROPISTS/BURY MENG SHI
Yanxiyao Sick/Teamwork
Jgy decides he wants to fix WWX’s core
Swimming
Showing off Jgy
Mo Xuanyu
3zun Raise Jingyi AU
Holding Me Holding You (Ch. 7)
And A-Fu Makes 4 (Ch. 6)
THE BIG SWITCH/confronting daddy/6 month break down (it's not joy)
Competence Kink
NieYao Reconciliation
WEI WUXIAN
First Time Yanli decides Jgy is family dammit
Pre-reconciled NieLan Dueling with Thirsty JGY
Conference Night hunt with juniors
HOSTAGE??
AFTER FREAK OUT
Ask about grandparents
How did you get together?
Xichen Drunk
Nielan Snuggle (lxc pov)
JGY pushing boundaries/Mingjue’s buttons to test
Early morning full family goofy jokey
JGY doesn’t know games and it’s SAD
JGY skin hungry, feel safe (later)
Bonding Over Kids
3am Jin Bro Bonding
Mingjue frankly talking to Xichen about him dying/Talking with Jiang Yanli
how do 3zun deal with tantrums?
Stairs
NIEYAO MUST SNUGGLE
Jingyi's first hard night hunt
Visit Yunmeng with Yellow Father!
3zun cockblock LJY in later relationships?
Mo Xuanyu Coming Out
Weird Eating
‘Trust me’ RUN
KID #2
NHS POV
Lxc realizes he's been unhappy. He thought he was happy
Playful Xiyao seduction of nmj
HUSBANDS
Snowed In (Ch. 2)
Sword Shenanigans
Early 3zun Notes/getting together fic
Modern 3zun
When You No Longer Need To Endure (Ch. 2 & 3)
I Can Explain! (Ch. 3)
The Dadliest Chat (Ch. 2)
What do daddies do?
Jin Sibs Introduction to THE BABY
Dad Issues Confrontation
I wanna be a Stay At Home Dad, and I’m aware that makes me the worst person in the world
Sexy Times
Game Night
Mother's day is officially dubbed Yanli s day as only mother
Huaisang babysitting
Mo Xuanyu
Tarzan
Jin Papa's Road trip
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it's the A-Ling and Baba show!! from this adorable clip of Justin McElroy and his daughter, as part of @guqin-and-flute's MBMSAM AU
A-LING'S GONNA PUNCH THE MOON!!
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you guys, @guqin-and-flute has posted another MBMSAM excerpt and it’s SO FUCKING HILARIOUS! see the latest episode here, and the full tag for AU content here!
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Episode 73: Koala Chlamydia Is A Problem [My Brothers, My Sister and Me Excerpt]
[MBMSAM AU] [First Installment] [Podfics!] [Ao3 Link]
[COVER ART BY THE FANTASTIC LITTLESMARTART]
Jin Zixuan: Do we want another question?
Qin Su: Sure, yeah, got one right here. 'When I was younger, I was really skinny and weak'--hey! Hey, now, negative body talk, much! That's super judgmental of yourself!
Mo Xuanyu: And of us people who are skinny and weak right now! [teasing] Right, Yao-gege?
Meng Yao: [calmly] I'm not affiliated with you.
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: [cackles]
Qin Su: 'When I was a kid, I was really skinny and weak, so I made it my mission to get as jacked as possible so people would take me seriously. I put in a lot of hard work, changed my exercise routine and diet and it worked. But now, as an adult I'm a 6 foot 7 dude--'
Jin Zixuan: [incredulous] 6 foot 7 ?
Qin Su: Just a mountain of a man. '--6 foot 7 dude with serious muscle mass--'
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: [sotto voce] Good God .
Qin Su: '-- and a pretty intense resting face. I routinely make children cry just by existing and everyone shoots me nervous looks in the grocery store. It gets to me sometimes. I’m not a bad guy! I just look scary. What are some ways that I can make myself less intimidating?’
Mo Xuanyu: Huh.
Qin Su: I mean, let’s see...puppies are unintimidating. Can you devise a system where you carry a few around with you at all times? Maybe in some saddle bags, everywhere you go?
Mo Xuanyu: The movies, the gym, on dates… .
Jin Zixuan: Sure, until they start pissing down your legs. Then you’re not just unintimidating, you’re the guy no one wants to stand next to at the bus stop.
Meng Yao: I mean, it still does the job, doesn’t it?
Mo Xuanyu: You could get a butterfly tattoo, like, directly on your forehead.
Meng Yao: Okay, please explain to me your thought process on how exactly that would make anyone more approachable.
Qin Su: They still want to be able to navigate human society, A-Yu.
Mo Xuanyu: Ew, why?
Jin Zixuan: Let’s see...what makes someone approachable….Who is the least intimidating of all of us?
Qin Su: [immediately] You.
Meng Yao: [affirming] Mm.
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: [incredulous] What?
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: Oh yeah, you’re like...you’re like a poodle. Or a--
Jin Zixuan: [highly offended] Excuse me! I'm the oldest and definitely the tallest one here!
[crosstalk] Meng Yao: [ill concealed snort]
[crosstalk] Qin Su: [pityingly] Oh, da- ge .
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: Or a golden retriever.
Qin Su: Please don't tell me you think that being tall translates into you actually being scary. You’re tallest by, like, 3 inches. At most, that’s just part of the equation of being scary.
Meng Yao: And the rest of Zixuan’s equation is just filled with collared polo shirts. Which absolutely tanks the intimidation ratio.
Mo Xuanyu: That doesn't tank yours, though.
Meng Yao: I wear button downs. It’s not the same. [Vaguely disgusted undertone] Collared polos.
Jin Zixuan: Excuse you, polos are weekend wear and there is nothing wrong-- I can be intimidating!
Qin Su: [doubtfully] Ehhhhh…
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: [badly stifled snickers]
[crosstalk]Jin Zixuan: I can! Just because I’ve never had to intimidate you --
Qin Su: Let's just say; citation needed
Mo Xuanyu: Please, jiejie has you beat.
Jin Zixuan: [indignant] Wha--
[crosstalk] Qin Su: He's right, gege; an unopened jar of mayonnaise has you beat. And I'm no unopened jar of mayonnaise.
Mo Xuanyu: That shit is opened .
Meng Yao: That’s a Tinder profile quote.
Qin Su: What? 'Spicier than mayo?'
Mo Xuanyu: [half singing, half chanting] ‘My mayo brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like-- [normal voice] this is really underwhelming.’
Meng Yao: [musing] ‘Saltier than soy sauce, spicier than mayo….’
Qin Su: Why do we always come back to food? Are our Skype calls haunted by starving Victorian ghost children? Are we possessed?
Mo Xuanyu: [mournful, high pitched, bad British accent] ‘My name is Bartholemew and I’m starving. Please, spare some mayo.’
Meng Yao: It’s your own fault if none of you bother to eat before we record. You all had the schedule.
Mo Xuanyu: [crunches loudly near mic]
Meng Yao: [falsely happy] Hey, thanks! Thank you so much, A-Yu, love the level spike on that one. Editing mouth noises out of our podcast makes my day brighter.
Jin Zixuan: [under his breath] Just...unbelievable….You all….
Qin Su: [smiling] I think we broke him.
Meng Yao: [laughing] Zixuan is limping behind the conversation indignantly, brandishing his cane….
Mo Xuanyu: [sympathetically] Awww.
Jin Zixuan: I--! I am a high powered businessman! I am trained in martial arts and archery and swordsmanship --
Mo Xuanyu: [mouth full] Oh please, gege, you’re a pod caster.
Jin Zixuan: [forcefully] I am a CEO--
[crosstalk] Qin Su: [ignoring him] I think Yao-gege is somehow the most and least intimidating out of all of us at the same time, if we're all being completely honest with ourselves and our place in the world.
Mo Xuanyu: Aww, I thought I was at least a contender!
Qin Su: Honey, you're feral. There's a difference.
Mo Xuanyu: What does a kid have to do around here to be intimidating?
Meng Yao: Learn how to chew with your mouth closed, for one.
Jin Zixuan: [indignantly] A-Yao? Are you not going to deny this?
[Brief silence]
Meng Yao: [calmly] I don't think I'm scary.
Qin Su & Mo Xuanyu: [instant uproarious laughter]
Jin Zixuan: Oh, come on! He's like...a little koala bear or something! How is that scary!
Meng Yao: [offended] Excuse me--
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: [still laughing] I’m gonna pee --
Meng Yao: -- koalas have smooth brains and eat poisonous leaves all day. Are you calling me a poisonous idiot bear?
Qin Su: [wheezes] Only in private.
Mo Xuanyu: [laughter trailing off] Wait, wait, hold on. Don’t all koalas have chlamydia or something?
Qin Su: [renewed laughter]
[crosstalk] Meng Yao: [startled laugh] What?
Mo Xuanyu: Chlamydia! I think that I read--!
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: Oh my god, I think I’ve actually heard that. The plague, the bubonic plague, isn’t it? Or that--Some sort of--that disease people used to get where bits of you fall off?
Qin Su: Beheadings?
Meng Yao: [voice strangled from laughter] Yes, A-Su, that ancient disease the French Revolution that all koalas have--
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: [snickering]
Mo Xuanyu: [loud and close to mic] LEPROSY .
[crosstalk] Qin Su: Ow--
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: Holy shit--
Mo Xuanyu: It’s leprosy and you’re thinking of armadillos, da-ge.
Jin Zixuan: [muttering] Aren’t we all….
Qin Su: [solemnly] Armadillos and guillotines. Every damn minute of every damn day.
Mo Xuanyu: And I googled it, I’m right; koala chlamydia is a problem.
Meng Yao: And we’ve just found the title of this episode.
Qin Su: If most koalas have chlamydia, I feel like they have other problems they have to deal with.
Mo Xuanyu: Those pesky, promiscuous koalas!
Qin Su: Get them some damn sex ed! Use those eucalyptus leaves for protection!
Meng Yao: [pleasantly] That’s just about the worst thing I’ve heard all day.
Mo Xuanyu: Eugh, that menthol, though. Like Vicks for your dicks!
Meng Yao: I hate it.
[crosstalk]Jin Zixuan: [pained] PSA: don’t do that. Ever.
Qin Su: The voice of experience?
Jin Zixuan: I don’t think you actually want an answer to that, meimei.
Meng Yao: You people make me hate learning and also knowing things.
Mo Xuanyu: Also I've been looking it up and mountain lions are the ones that can have the bubonic plague.
Meng Yao: Choose your fighter; chlamydia ridden koala, leprosy ridden armadillo, or mountain lion with the Black Death.
Qin Su: Well, at least the mountain lion could inflict some damage. Use it like a poison delivery system, like an anthrax letter to secretly infect people.
Meng Yao: [patient teacher tone] ‘A mountain lion is to an anthrax letter, like a koala is to a…?’
Qin Su: [mock frustration] Oh, man, I know this one….
Mo Xuanyu: 'I can't come into school today, I got attacked by a mountain lion.'
Qin Su: [acting concerned] 'Oh my God, are you okay? Are you gonna have scars?'
Mo Xuanyu: 'Worse. The Plague .'
Jin Zixuan: Okay, glad we got our animal infections all sorted out--back to what we were talking about. So, riddle me this--
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: [delighted, Riddlemancer voice] Rrrriddle Me Piss, kids--!
[crosstalk] Meng Yao & Qin Su: NO!
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: Oh my god --
Mo Xuanyu: [laughing] I don't actually have anything today--
[crosstalk] Meng Yao: A blessing .
Mo Xuanyu: --but I'll get you next time.
Jin Zixuan: No, I need to know, genuinely, this is not a bit-- why do you think A-Yao scarier than me?
Qin Su: I mean, what's not scary about a smooth brained bear full of toxins and chlamydia?
Meng Yao: [disgruntled] Uh huh.
Mo Xuanyu: Technically, they’re not bears, they're marsupials! And I think Yao-gege is more of an armadillo--hard on the outside--
[slight crosstalk] Qin Su: --And full of leprosy on the inside.
Meng Yao: [further from mic, keyboard tapping] 'And to Mo Xuanyu...and Qin Su...I leave... absolutely nothing, except...this bag of dog shit and...spiders…..'
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: [laughing]
[crosstalk] Qin Su: Awww, A-Yu, we're being written out of his will again!
Jin Zixuan: Listeners, am I wrong? Am I crazy? He’s the size of a toddler--
[slight crosstalk] Meng Yao: [still away from mic, keyboard tapping] ‘And to Jin Zixuan...I leave--’
Jin Zixuan: He looks like a sugar glider baby that got turned into a human man--
[slight crosstalk] Meng Yao: ‘This box...of useless...tetanus filled screws….’
Qin Su: Da-ge--
[crosstalk] Meng Yao: ‘--that i...encourage him to use…--’
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: [snickering]
Meng Yao: ‘As acupuncture needles.’ There. Sent to the notary. Now, what were we talking about, again?
Qin Su: Da-ge, all those things might be true--
[crosstalk] Meng Yao: [flatly] Wow.
Qin Su: But here’s a test. What would you do to someone picking on A-Yu in school?
Jin Zixuan: [immediate, sounding businesslike and slightly aggressive] I would contact their parents and set up a meeting with the school officials and make it very clear that they are never to do that again.
Qin Su: [grinning] Okay. Yao-gege, what would you do to someone picking on A-Yu in school?
Meng Yao: [calmly] Absolutely nothing you could prove in a court of law.
Mo Xuanyu: [bursts out laughing]
[crosstalk] Qin Su: I mean--
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: Uhhhh--
Qin Su: You see? Also-- [quick sing-song voice] 🎵 This is a joke, for legal reasons, this is a joke 🎵 [normal voice] He’s got that--that--
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: [lingering laughter] Yeah, it's that menace. Da-ge, you’re like--you’re like if a duckling--okay, you remember when I brought you to Hot Topic? You were like a duckling at a Death Metal concert.
Jin Zixuan: [defensively] The music was so loud--
[crosstalk] Meng Yao: [pityingly] Oh, Zixuan.
Qin Su: You're like if a golf course got turned into a human.
Meng Yao You're what would happen if you gave mac and cheese a social security card and keys to a lamborghini.
Jin Zixuan: [unamused] Okay.
Mo Xuanyu: [laughing] You're the lightly salted almonds of people.
Qin Su: You're like a wholesome Hallmark movie fucked the concept of the suburbs.
Jin Zixuan: [unamused] Sure. Sure.
Meng Yao: You emanate the peril of a box of lethargic kittens.
Jin Zixuan: Wow. My own family. This is coming from the physical manifestation of a My Chemical Romance song--
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: [smug] You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Jin Zixuan: -- and the woman who cries at the Land Before Time every time she watches it. I think this is a case of glass houses, here. Let ye who are intimidating...
Qin Su: Oh, so we’re not roasting Yao-gege back?
Meng Yao: Not sure how me being compared to a STD riddled marsupial for about 5 minutes straight escaped your notice, A-Su, but alright.
Jin Zixuan: I feel that you are all being...heinously short sighted, here. Are you seriously trying to tell me that A-Yu is scarier than me, a full grown man?
Meng Yao: I would certainly be more warranted in my concern about him stabbing me than I would about you.
Mo Xuanyu: Oh my God, gege, that was like 5 years ago and I already said I was sorry--
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: [loudly] What--
[crosstalk] Qin Su: Did we actually help this person? I mean--
Mo Xuanyu: We always help, jiejie.
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: Hold on--
Qin Su: We learned a lot about exactly how disturbing the animal kingdom is, but….
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: No, go back--
[slight crosstalk] Meng Yao: Dress like a middle aged accountant, share minion memes on Facebook, and buy your son a puppy so you have an excuse to talk to the dog and not people. There you go. Done.
Jin Zixuan: No, rewind--Xuanyu, you stabbed our brother?
[brief silence]
Qin Su: [brightly] Well, that's going to do it for us today, folks--!
Jin Zixuan: A-Yu!
[crosstalk] Mo Xuanyu: It was only a little!
Jin Zixuan: How can you stab someone a little ?!
[crosstalk] Qin Su: Thank you so much for listening in this week--
Jin Zixuan: With what ? Why?!
Mo Xuanyu: It honestly wasn’t that bad, he made it sound like--
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: That's not an answer --
[crosstalk] Meng Yao: [begins laughing]
Jin Zixuan: A-Yao--!
[crosstalk] Meng Yao: [still laughing]
Qin Su: [brightly] We hope you enjoyed our enlightening romp, here! We want to thank Sister Sledge for the use of the song We Are Family. A-Yu, how about that last Yahoo?
[crosstalk] Meng Yao: [farther from mic, clearly grinning] Ohhh, boy.
Mo Xuanyu: Okay, okay--anonymous Yahoo Answers user asks….[exaggerated, desperate voice] ‘I can’t afford a freezer. Where do I put my deer meat?’
[Outro music begins quietly]
Qin Su: [laughs] I’m Qin Su.
Jin Zixuan: [sighs, disgruntled] I’m Jin Zixuan.
Meng Yao: [grinning] I’m Meng Yao.
Mo Xuanyu: [sheepish] I’m Mo Xuanyu.
Qin Su: And this has been My Brothers, My Sister, And Me! Thank you to everyone, see you next week and remember; send your trash dad straight to jail!
#my stuff#my fic#mbmsam#au#modern au#jgy#jzx#mxy#qs#text#ALSO THANK YOU LITTLE-SMARTASS FOR THE IDEA FOR THE THEME SONG I added that on the AO3 version because I FORGOT
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idk why I’ve left this sitting in my drafts for so long but YOU GUUUYYYSS @guqin-and-flute has a modern AU where the Jin sibs have a MBMBAM-style podcast and not only is it FUCKING HILARIOUS but it also has a podfic!!! which is legit incredible and has perfect perfect comedic timing!! if you haven’t discovered this AU then please do yourself a favour in these shitty times and check it out.
zixuan making stupid puns... meng yao being Tired(TM)... xuanyu being an absolute Gremlin Didi (his unrepentant cackling in the podfic is so perfect dhgljssdgljks) ...and poor Qin Su trying valiantly to keep everyone on-topic... what more do you want honestly
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@little-smartass said: they wind up with a segment where they get listeners to send in a photo, date of birth, hometown, and a short bio, and then the sibs vote on who they think is most likely to be related to them before JGY goes through JGS's old calendars to find out if anything matches and if they potentially have a new sibling (they've only had one so far)
"wait wait wait - born in 2004? that was when dad was under house arrest for a while a few years before his trial, no way" "eh... I wouldn't put it past him" "to sleep with someone in AUSTRALIA???" "he was a crafty asshole, I'll give him that" "A-Yao... why are you talking about him in past tense again..."
jaiosjdfoa YES.
They could call it Bastard Bingo and it’s Zixuan’s least favorite segment of the show. If they have enough probable cause to suspect a bingo--time frame, location, motive, and maybe an obscure medical similarity--you can get sent a button that reads ‘Possible Jin Bastard’.
JZX: Why do you do that?
MY: I wouldn’t read too much into it :)
Mo Xuanyu makes frequent, ‘sometimes I can still hear his voice’ meme references. A popular catchphrase--usually said by Qin Su about Meng Yao and Mo Xuanyu when they’re discussing their father--is “For legal purposes, this is a joke.”
#reply#little-smartass#mbmsam au#I don't know if this will be a thing#Perhaps#Oh god them responding to questions would be fun as hell. Maybe I'll find a yahoo or 2#mbmsam
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@little-smartass said:
the segment is Xuanyu introducing Zixuan to new games because they have a big enough age gap and diverse enough personal interests that Zixuan is juuuuust out of touch with anything Xuanyu is into. it started as them genuinely trying to bond. mostly now it's Xuanyu being a gremlin and Zixuan being annoyed by how much he enjoys himself.
Zixuan manages like fifteen minutes on Catlateral Damage (having kids has increased his patience for inane bullshit a LOT) before he's like "oh A-Li needs me, A-Ling needs picking up, hey maybe you should call A-Yao, I'm sure he'd love this game"... Meng Yao is at 100% rage within like ten minutes
>:0 !!!!! YOU’RE A GENIUS
Meng Yao: Xuanyu, why am I here?
Mo Xuanyu: :D I’m showing you this game, gege! Don’t you like it? Cats are cute!
Meng Yao: Yeah, I got the gist of it in the first 2 minutes--you run around, you knock things over to get points--
Mo Xuanyu: But you get power ups too!
Meng Yao: I know you get power ups, I saw the power ups--
Mo Xuanyu: Oh, there’s a scratching post one, you didn’t see that one!
Meng Yao: I am clear on what a power up is and what it does--
Mo Xuanyu: Ooh, there’s a mouse loose! :D Gotta catch it!
Meng Yao: A - Y u--
Mo Xuanyu: [gasps] A supermarket level?!
Meng Yao: [strangled noises of rage]
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JZX takes Mo Xuanyu to Hot Topic and he's ??!!?? He has no idea what's going on. He brings home some Studio Ghibli merch for JYL.
The image you have seared into my brain of business casual Jin Zixuan in a shortsleeved button up and khaki pants watching the heavy metal music video play on that grainy monitor hanging from the ceiling with a sort of transfixed horror next to Mo Xuanyu delightedly examining body jewelry in tripp pants and a full face of makeup is absolutely priceless.
Every time Zixuan points out something he recognizes, Xuanyu makes a noise of disgust and rolls his eyes while complaining that they’re selling out by going more mainstream and if he wanted to get something that had superheroes on it, he would go to a fucking Second and Charles. (The anime can stay, though)
#JGY/MY is much more fun to bring in but he can only take so much of the music#ask#ask spam#This might be in the next mbmsam tbh I love this mental image#Anonymous#mbmsam
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I was just thinking about your podcast fanfic.. To include other characters, you can do something like "bring your in-law day"! Since everyone is related to everyone you can basically include them in the podcast (also a nice way to ask for WWX in it?). the bee emoji anon
HI 🐝 Oh my god, that would be SO CHAOTIC 😂 Though, now I’m imagining a Flophouse-TAZ episode level switcheroo where the spouses are there in place of them and just carry on business as usual
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A mbmbam bit that always makes me think of mbmsam is the fucking. Grits salad. Please listen to it if you havent. Also Jin Ling is gonna punch the moon.
I literally just listened to the Grits Salad episode for the first time the other day. Also the idea of a special, short, children included episode with their parents would be literally the best holy shit. (Also also, this is a direct transcript, not anything I made up )
Meng Yao: Hey, they didn’t offer grits, Zixuan--
Jin Zixuan: [indignant] Yes, yes they did!
[crosstalk]Meng Yao: Grits wasn’t on the list of dressings!
Qin Su: That was ~*Chef Zixuan*~
Mo Xuanyu: Da-ge, I love you so much, there is no way that they said ‘Ranch? Vinaigrette? Grits?’
Qin Su: [laughing]
[crosstalk] Jin Zixuan: Here’s what--here’s what you’re --
Qin Su: [imitating disgust] ‘The food grits?!’
Others: [laughter]
Jin Zixuan: [holding back laughter] Here’s what you’re gonna [wheeze] get from--
Qin Su: ‘You want some porridge on there, baby bear?’
Mo Xuanyu: Someone from outside was just like, [yelling] ‘YOU WANT A HOT DOG ON IT??’
Meng Yao: [yelling] ‘We’ll blend it up real good!’
[crosstalk]Jin Zixuan & Qin Su: [wheezing]
Meng Yao: [yelling] ‘You can sip it in! We’ll put the whole thing in a blender and you won’t even have to LOOK AT IT’.
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When you think about it, Jin Zixuan is perfectly placed as the husband of a cook to be the properly horrified host of Munch Squad
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