#mfing

[awkwardnerdylesbian]

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE SANE AFTER THAT TRANSITION

#LIKE #MFING #MATTHEW #critical role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers

[hailkiszka]

my expectations are so low and yet white gvf fans and gvf themselves continue to disappoint me

#MFING

[mayhasopinions]

bloodweave nation come get yalls juice

#posted this the other day and it flopped sooooo here :] #love that it's canon that astarion has his cunty fancy ass nightclothes meanwhile theres mfing GALE with his 0 drip negative rizz pjs #bloodweave #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale bg3 #astarion bg3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #shitpost

[bedriddenandcrying]

proud barbie lover

#my art #honkai star rail #hsr #march 7th #stelle #stellemarch #hsr march 7th #hsr stelle #starch #trailblazer #got out of the cinema to face to face mfing thundering rain #but thats ok i got to wear pink with my girl #the hands look weird but i nvr said i was good at drawinh so it just gotta look weird

[aalghul]

do you guys ever think about how creepy jason’s gravestone is. I feel like bruce was almost asking for him to claw his way out like a zombie

#HERE LIES JASON TODD #what happened to ‘beloved son’? #what a weirdo #and the mfing angel statue???? #jason todd #bruce wayne

[chronicowboy]

nick offerman's purely gleeful childish giggle when he eats the strawberry, the fact that strawberries are associated with the roman goddess of LOVE because they're red and heart-shaped, just the beauty of that moment, the knowledge of that shared trust between them, that bill now allows frank to use resources however he wants and trade with tess freely even without him knowing, the utterly joyful moment that they both bite into a strawberry after knocking them together, that we only ever see bill cook for frank but suddenly bill gets to eat something that frank grew for him, just... the strawb- the strwaber- the strawberries....

#sami rambles #THE MFING STRAWBERRIES #DO YOU UNDERSTAND #I CAN NEVER EAT A STRAWBERRY AGAIN #tlou spoilers #tlou hbo #tlou #tlou frank #tlou bill #bill x frank #frank x bill #bill and frank #the last of us #nick offerman

[hgedits]

Some secrets aren't yours to share.

#gay people can never just have sex it's always some mfing bs like this #spies are forever #safedit #starkid #tin can bros #joey richter #curt mega #curtwen

[jeeaark]

Shirtless Disaster Pt2.

looklooklook Maybe every other Tav's Emperor was 100% prepared for that interaction, very knew-what-they-were-doing, very committed, SO VERY BOLD OF THEM

But Greygold's Emperor.....was not!

After witnessing with my own eyes that is shirtless squid buddy, I realized something. Squid buddy is a godsdamned silly goose trying to be too cool for school.

I just....I would reaaallly like to know the emperor's thought process for how they concluded that sitting next to your sleeping crush shirtless is a viable strategy for starting a conversation

NO REALLY- WHY IS THERE NO 'WHY ARE YOU SHIRTLESS' DIALOGUE CHOICE. WHY??????? The entire time the Emperor, with their squid tiddies out on full display, was casually talking, that question was the only thought running through my head. GIVE ME THE DIALOGUE OPTION, GAME, GIVE ME.

Such a silly moment. In conclusion. I had to make it more silly.

OKAY BUT ALSO, BEFORE ANYONE TAKES HUNGRY SQUID TOO SERIOUSLY. There's a book in the game. talks about tadpoles smelling like garlic after eating brains. and. Emps. smelled like garlic. so. and if you knock out the guards instead of kill, they disappear, SO. And Orpheus' brain is edible in here SO. so. why not a lil. why not a lil snackaroos. It was a funny thought to implement.

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the emperor bg3 #bg3 emperor #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #Also windmill illithid was Greygold's awakening #There was not ONE SINGLE thought that ever considered a mindflayer to be POSSIBLY attractively fit UNTIL MFING windmill squid #///This game KNEW what it was doing//// #not a few hours later #dryad lady trying to call out Greygold's spiraling reassessment on squid beauty like- #“YEAH SURE I GUESS I DO THINK THEY'RE PRETTY FRICKIN PRETTY -NOW-” lakfjdaksdjadf #Next thing they know Greygold is reading up on illithid anatomy like a cat's curiosity sharpening their knife #tw:blood #tw:gore

[wh0re4gwen]

MIRROR｡･ﾟ･ Larissa Weems x Fem!reader

Tags: t (L), b (R), begging kink, mommy kink, slight dumbification kink, mirror sex, praise kink, pet names, explicit language, orgasm denial, overstimulation, age gap (legal), smut w/o plot, good girl kink, and aftercare.

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“Beg." Larissa smirked. "please... please mommy i'll be good I promise." You whimpered.

Larissa giggled, not a single thought behind those big beautiful eyes, nothing other than her.

She lifted her hand, slowly, pushing a sweaty hair from your forehead. "Good girl." Larissa cooed gently, a hint of mockery in her voice.

You turned your head, blushing a deep crimson and clenched your sore thighs together.

She knew what she was doing to you and she loved it, craved it almost. Nothing turned Larissa on more than seeing you all submissive and obedient, like the good girl she knew you to be.

"You can wait a little longer can't you? Can you do that for mommy, my sweet girl?" Larissa asked in fake pity.

Without hesitation, you nodded your head. Larissa smiled, her good girl, all for her.

Larissa turned around and walked over to a full body mirror and sat on a leather chair. " Come here my love." She spoke gently, as she patted her lap.

You hurriedly walked over to Larissa and sat on her lap, excitedly awaiting her next command.

Larissa wrapped her arms around your thighs, spreading them and revealing your glistening core.

"Watch." Larissa whispered, as she licked the shell of your ear. "If you turn away I'll stop, and we'll have to re start, do you understand?" Larissa asked, making eye contact through the mirror.

You nodded your head vigorously, not daring to break contact. "Use your words, darling." She added, as she swatted your left thigh. "Y-yes mommy." You trembled with anticipation.

Your eyes immediately looked down when you feel a bolt of electricity on your clit. A staggered moan erupts from your chest at Larissa's already bruising pace.

"F-faster!" You stammer out chocking on moans.

Larissa smirks as she complies with your request, and adds two fingers. "How does that feel, dear?" Larissa asks teasingly. "Good, so so fucking good." You moaned as Larissa sped up and applied more pressure of your throbbing clit.

Larissa planted small kisses up and down your neck, leaving a fresh trial of hickeys. She raised her other hand, palming your left breast and began rolling your nipple between the pads of her fingers.

"I- I'm going to- to cum!" You shouted as you threw your head back on Larissa's shoulder.

"Not yet darling, I need you to wait a little longer." Larissa mumbled as she went back to attacking your already bruised neck.

"Mommy, please." You begged, feeling the coil in your stomach tighten. "You can do it, my love." Larissa encouraged, not showing any signs of stopping or slowing down.

Loud moans filled Larissa's ears, as you hung on for dear life, doing everything in your power to hold the sweet release you so desperately needed.

"Almost there." She muttered.

Your breaths were ragged as your legs began to shake. Larissa smirked evilly, as she watched your poor already spent body spasm out.

"Cum for me, darling." Larissa said, finally giving in. Your eyes rolled back as your orgasm washed over you. You were on cloud nine as your body shook more violently.

Larissa helped you ride out your orgasm and gently pulled out when you had finally calmed.

Your breathing was heavy and irregular as you were still feeling the aftershocks. Larissa pulled you closer as she help your sweaty body.

"You did so good for mommy, you're such a good girl." She praised as she kissed your sticky forehead. Larissa picked you up and stood from the chair and placed you onto the bed.

She went to the bathroom and returned with a washcloth. Larissa's soft humming was the last sound you heard before you were engulfed by a much needed rest.

#gwendoline christie #larissa weems smut #larissa weems #larissa weems x reader #smut warning #larissa x reader #principal weems #gwendoline christie is so mfing fine #wlw fanfic #im sry #mirror #larissa

[splitster]

long haired rescue corps

#pikmin #pom pikmin #dingo pikmin #yonny pikmin #bernard pikmin #collin pikmin #why cant any these bitches have last names. gotta name them all pikmin like mfing sans undertale #modart

[ravens-roth]

I was bitten by a radioactive spider. I’m pretty sure you know the rest jerk!

MILES MORALES SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE

#miles morales #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #marveledit #atsv #atsvedit #animationsdaily #dailymilesmorales #dailyflicks #usergal #userraffa #dailymarvel #useraurore #userbbelcher #userrobin #fimedit #spider-man: across the spider-verse #THE MFING GOAT #mygifs

[kingzombear]

Replayed Security Breach the other day, Happy 420 to all 🍃💨

#WHO BLEW THIS MFING BUBBLE??? 🤬 #i'ain blow that shi hoe 🙄 #fnaf #fnafsb #fnaf security breach #security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #glamrock bonnie #monty gator #montgomery gator #roxanne wolf #roxy wolf #fnaf roxy #fnaf monty #fnaf glamrocks #fnaf fanart #bear king draws #fuck it amiright lol

[mecachrome]

Word Association with Lando and Oscar

"Even if it's not—even if it's not true, you just gotta get personal."

#oscar piastri #lando norris #* #'you were speechless' he was too busy laughing at your dumb jokes is what he was!!! #the way he stomps his leg every mfing time... laughing so hard HE SHOOK THE CAMERA. no words #landoscar

[evilkaeya]

I have

Never

Seen

Dazai Osamu

Stress so badly before

#fyodor you homo fucker you've done it #congrats #even with mfing verlaine dazai was so calm and composed #bsd dazai #bsd spoilers

[moonriverrise]

Dreams are supposed to be subtle messages from your subconscious, right? Then why the hell did Eddie keep having the same type of dream every single night. The same dream featuring the same boy with chestnut hair, doe eyes, and freckles sprinkled all over.

He didn’t know the boys name, but he’s around Eddie’s age based on looks. His hair is styled in a certain way, swooped to the side almost perfectly. He’s pretty strong looking and pale skinned, and has the most wonderful laugh Eddie has ever heard.

In the dreams that Eddie had, he meets this boy under a tree in a long sunflower field. He’s always there before Eddie, sitting with his back against the trunk of the tree, staring at the sky or simply laying with his eyes shut.

Whenever Eddie came up to him, he was greeted with the same phrase every time, no matter what differences are in the dreams.

“Hello, Sunshine. How are you?”

It's sweet, and it warmed Eddie’s heart in a way he never thought something could. Then Eddie would sit down and they would have conversations about their lives. Because, this boy had a life, probably something Eddie’s brain made up.

“Oh, and Dust thinks he’s so much better than me just because he’s good at Algebra. Who the fuck is good at Algebra?!”

The boy is entertaining, he’s funny, pretty, charismatic. One dream he has, turns a bit different after the greeting, which is said more solemnly. Soon afterwards, the boy asks Eddie something.

“Have you ever kissed a boy before?” He asked. Eddie has paused.

“What do you mean?”

“Uhm…do you ever think you might like boys the way you like girls?” And Eddie had to pause again, because, thats how he had felt. That’s the questions he thought about, the ones he had asked Uncle Wayne.

“All the time.” Eddie responded.

“Is it..normal?” Eddie looked over to the boy, who looks nervous, scared.

“Of course. You can like whoever you want. People who don't think that are stuck up pricks.” Eddie expressed. The boy had laughed, gently. Then laid his head against Eddie’s shoulder, and then shut his eyes.

“I have a friend, you know that one I mentioned, Robbie?” Eddie hummed. “She likes girls, only girls. I want to tell her about this, but I'm afraid. Even though I know she couldn't possibly be mean, I just don't want to be abandoned.” Eddie sighed.

“It’s okay. You just need to take your time with it, talk yourself through it.” Eddie advised.

“Sunshine?”

“Yes?”

“Can I kiss you?” Eddie had paused, once again. He looked over at the boy, who looked up at him in response, through his lashes.

Eddie traced his face with his eyes, placed a gentle hand on his face, rubbed a thumb against the boys skin, who let his eyes blink closed. He leaned into Eddie’s touch, embraced him, his being.

Eddie leaned closer to the boys face. The wind whistled loudly, and birds sang in the background. Eddie let his other hand cup the boys face, and their lips met, slowly.

It was slow, but deep. Gentle, yet hungry. They parted and Eddie stared into the boys eyes, as tears settled in them. A brief flash of panic runs through Eddie’s blood…

The boy laughed, giggled like a birds song. He wiped his eyes and whispered into Eddie’s ear.

“Thank you, for all that you are.”

Eddie’s eyes had fluttered open that morning, and he felt comforted with a sense of kindness and the ghost of tender lips against his own.

Then, Eddie got up, and got dressed, ready to go to work at the cafe down the street from his apartment in Indianapolis.

Dustin walked up to him during his shift, he was wearing a hat from that summer camp he’d gone to a few years back.

“Hey Eddie,” He said.

“Hello, Henderson.” Eddie responded, giving him a look.

“Wow! Don't have to be hostile!” Dustin joked. “You know my buddy i've been meaning to introduce you to?”

“Your babysitter?” Eddie asked while pouring creamer into a cup of coffee.

“Yeah! Steve! He’s here, sitting next to me and Robin over there.” Eddie didn’t follow where he was pointing, instead decided to focus on throwing a portable cup onto the coffee then calling out the order number as he slid it across the counter.

“Alright, hold on dude. Gare! Can you take order for just a second! I'll be back in a minute!” Gareth groaned but begrudgingly walked over to the cash register. “Thank you, I promise to spare your next character in Hellfire.”

“You better, man.” Gareth responded as Eddie walked out to meet Dustin.

They both walked over to the table and Eddie froze entirely when he meets eyes with someone so familiar.

It's the boy from his dreams.

“Okay, Eddie this is Steve. Steve this is Eddie.” Eddie waved a hand in Dustin’s face to shut him up.

“Do I know you from somewhere?” Steve. that was his name. He asked him that, and Eddie nodded slowly.

“I know you from somewhere too,” He responded. Steve’s eyes went a bit wide, and he stood, facing Eddie.

“Sunshine?” Eddie nodded, vigorously.

“Guys…” Eddie shunned Dustin with his hands again.

“Robbie is Robin- the gay friend?” Eddie asked. Steve nodded. “Dust…that’s Henderson?” He nodded again.

“What the hell?-” Robin spoke up. Steve shushed her.

“You look exactly how you did before.” Eddie said to him. Steve smiled.

“You look even brighter in person,”

#stranger things #sock meister drabbles #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #st4 #stranger things s4 #steddie ficlet #poetic ideas in my head be makin my brain rot #so have this #i always see ppl having eddie call steve petnames (which i love) but i need to see steve calling eddie little silly romantic names #theyre so gay and so mfing cute #st #robin buckley #dustin henderson #idk if this is a modern au? or a like a soulmate au #idk what kind of au this is #just read it

[possession1981]

HYUK Amnesia (2023)

#vixx #vixxnetwork #hyuk #han sanghyuk #sanghyuk #dailybg #malegroupsnetwork #kpopedit #*mywork #tw flashing #useroro #foraddy #useryukuz #dearestmillie #eritual #lunanuggets #he looked so mfing good here sorry i have always had a weakness for sanghyuk's face especially w longer hair he looks so lesbian-aligned #to MEEEEEE okay to MEEEEEEE