I wonder if anna would be proud of alec for dating magnus and being a revolutionary and openly homosexual consul or if she would be disgusted by his fashion sense
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Jace: Aren’t you gay?
Alec: This implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.
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Alec really saw Magnus flirting with him and said "k I found my soulmate" and proceeded to kiss him in public in front of his very first ancestors and relatives and his whole homophobic ass community, stalked his ex (😭wtf was that), stayed with him when he was sick, fucking proposed on a beach AFTER A BIG DIMENSIONAL WAR WITH EVERY KIND OF SUPERNATURAL CREATURE INVOLVED EVEN ANGELS(😭) AND MARRIED HIM HALF AN HOUR LATER
Not to mention GOING TO LITERAL HELL TO FIND HIM
Meanwhile also adopted two kids and built a home with him
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clary: do you know the password to alec's tablet?
izzy: fuck you, clary
clary: hey!
izzy: no, sorry babe, his password is "fuckyouclary"
clary: oh.
clary: no numbers? not very safe.
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The whole scene in TLBOTW when the TMI gang encounters Elyaas in Hell never fails to make me laugh out loud
Like it's so iconic, he was so sure he was one more of the gang 😂😂😂
Also Malec stans ship them hard but no harder than Elyaas 😂
For real he’s so 🤣
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"I swear on the angel. The hell with that. I swear on us."
"Why us?"
"Because there isn't anything I believe in more.”
Jace and Clary, COFA
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Isabelle: Mother has always taught me to be nice first. Because once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe you’re nice anymore.
Isabelle: So, be nice! Be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice. Then…
Isabelle: DESTROY THEM!
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