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heartwarminganimals · 7 months
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A big cat is still a cat
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bene-darkmans · 1 year
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the mountain lions are unwittingly practicing witchcraft to improve their hunting chances and leaving patches of terra preta behind
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zooophagous · 8 months
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As much as we Americans give guff (and rightfully so) to Europeans for being so weird about nature, let's not forget that Americans are super not immune to it either.
Americans insist constantly that coyotes are going to attack children (your child is exponentially more likely to be seriously injured by their own dog) or that coyotes lure dogs to their deaths by leading them into the waiting pack (your stupid idiot dog with no recall chased a pack of coyotes that fought back and suddenly the coyotes are at fault here?)
But the one that drove me insane the most was the guy who shot the first opossum to be documented this far north in hundreds of years because he was afraid that a 3 pound opossum was going to kill his dog.
It's barely bigger than a guinea pig I promise you it's not going to eat your fucking husky you brain dead idiot loser. Stop being such a mindless coward.
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catladychronicles · 2 months
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All hail cookie 🍪 dough belly!
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fyanimaldiversity · 2 years
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Cougar (Puma concolor) with vitiligo [x]
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big-catsss · 8 months
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(by Octavio Campos Salles)
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todays-xkcd · 9 months
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FYI: The 'drop, cover, and hold on' advice only applies to earthquakes. If you encounter a mountain lion, you should absolutely not drop to the ground, crawl under it, and hold on to one of its legs.
What to Do [Explained]
Transcript Under Cut
[The comic is laid out like a grid, with situations down the left-hand side (mountain lion / lightning / fire alarm / bleeding) and the solutions across the top (stand up straight, speak firmly, and slowly back away / run toward a building or hard-topped vehicle / calmly exit the building / apply firm pressure ). The grid illustrates the "match-ups", with a green square denoting a "correct" match-up and a red square denoting a bad idea.] [From the top left corner, going from left to right, top to bottom, with each first item being on its own line in the grid, the squares are as follows:] [Green square, a mountain lion (drawn as a large cat) sits on the left, on a perch. Cueball and Megan have their arms raised and are speaking to it.] Cueball: HEY. STOP. Megan: SHOO.
stand up straight, speak firmly, and slowly back away -> mountain lion
[Red square, Cueball and Megan are being chased by a mountain lion, and are running towards a building to their right.]
run toward a building or hard-topped vehicle -> mountain lion
[Red square, Cueball and Megan exit a building and approach a mountain lion.] Megan: Hello.
calmly exit the building -> mountain lion
[Red square, Cueball is putting his hands firmly on a mountain lion.]
apply firm pressure -> mountain lion
[Red square, lightning strikes a tree. Cueball is standing outside, with his arms raised, yelling at the lightning .] BOOM. Cueball: NO!
stand up straight, speak firmly, and slowly back away -> lightning
[Green square, lightning strikes a tree. Cueball and Megan run toward a building to their right.] BOOM.
run toward a building or hard-topped vehicle -> lightning
[Red square, lightning strikes a tree. Cueball and Megan exit a building and approach the lightning-struck tree.] BOOM.
calmly exit the building -> lightning
[Red square, lightning strikes a tree. Cueball pushes on the lightning-struck tree.] BOOM.
apply firm pressure -> lightning
[Red square, a fire alarm is beeping. Cueball yells at the alarm, with his arms raised.] BEEP BEEP BEEP! Cueball: HEY.
stand up straight, speak firmly, and slowly back away -> fire alarm
[Red square, a fire alarm is beeping next to a building with flames on its roof. Cueball and Megan run toward the burning building.] BEEP BEEP BEEP!
run toward a building or hard-topped vehicle -> fire alarm
[Green square, a fire alarm is beeping next to a house with flames on its roof. Cueball and Megan are exiting the burning building.] BEEP BEEP BEEP!
calmly exit the building -> fire alarm
[Red square, a fire alarm is beeping, and Cueball is trying to "suppress" the beeping sound. Behind him are flames.] BEEP BEEP BE-eep eep eep...
apply firm pressure -> fire alarm
[Red square, Cueball is bleeding from his right arm, and holds it. Megan to his right yells at him with her arms raised.] Megan: HEY! Megan: STOP IT!
stand up straight, speak firmly, and slowly back away -> bleeding
[Red square, Megan, holding a first aid kit in one hand and a bandage in the other, runs with a bleeding Cueball towards a building to their right.]
run toward a building or hard-topped vehicle -> bleeding
[Red square, Megan holds a bandage, and to the ground in front of her is a first aid kit. Cueball is walking to the right of the panel, with an injured and bloody left arm raised.] Cueball: Bye!
calmly exit the building -> bleeding
[Green square, Cueball sits in a chair and Megan is treating him by putting her hands on his injured limb. Behind her on the ground is a first aid kit.]
apply firm pressure -> bleeding
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jadeseadragon · 10 months
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Greg Beecham @gregbeechamstudio, The Queen's Reach, 2014, oil on linen.
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cainhowlett · 3 months
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One of the earliest linocuts I made, big bulky line work.
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mammalianmammals · 4 months
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Puma aka Cougar aka Mountain Lion (Puma concolor), juvenile, family Felidae, Chile
photograph by @hector_astorga_photography
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rabidlestat · 2 months
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With full respect to the Professor, if I were to ever work a "subject cannot be killed by any living man" prophecy into one of my stories, I think I'd want to actually play with the 'living' part of the condition instead of 'male' or even 'human.' Imagine the drama if Bob Redshirt, beloved secondary character, looses an arrow at the villain, kicks the bucket himself while it's in flight, and posthumously lands a perfect shot.
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little-pondhead · 4 months
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Danny moved to Gotham.
Freakshow is touring in Gotham.
Freakshow knows Danny is in Gotham.
Danny knows Freakshow is still after him.
Danny's faith in heroes has been shattered.
Danny turns to the only person powerful enough to run Freakshow out of town, hopefully for good.
Danny turns to the Joker for help.
The Joker is looking for a new punching bag sidekick after Harley Quinn left him.
Danny is just the perfect person to be shaped by the Joker's hands.
Danny becomes the new Joker Junior.
#pondhead blurbs#dpxdc#how we feeling about this fellas#i think it's an ideal angst fic#but i don't wanna write it lol#the younger danny is the worse it gets#someone said that danny shouldn't be afraid of the joker because he's a clown and freakshow is a ringmaster. not a clown#if i find that post i'll tag the creator cause i can't remember rn#but i'm imagining danny who is heavily traumatized and scared and lonely#finding out that one of his worst enemies he hoped to never see again is hunting him and is so close danny has to check his eyes every day#just to make sure they haven't turned red#his anxiety is out of control and he's not about to go find a Bat or Bird to talk to#who would believe him anyways? he's a monster#but danny needs help cause he will not survive this on his own and he knows it#freakshow haunts his every waking dream#but freakshow isn't from gotham. he doesn't have the city's curses engraved into his blood. he never died and he's not truly teasing death#so danny chooses to plead for help from the only predator bigger than freakshow (in his eyes) who IS from gotham#danny goes to the Joker. prepared to offer everything but his free will and free mind. he can't give those up. it's all he has.#danny is a feral house cat asking a tiger to take care of a mountain lion for him by offering the tiger his own liver on a silver platter#joker is...delighted? maybe? no one is quite sure. but he takes what danny offers.#here is this little boy. almost the same age as the second robin when he died. pleading for the JOKER to be his savior. this will be fun
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sitting-on-me-bum · 3 months
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Mountain Lion Cub Looking At Its Momma, Torres del Paine National Park, Chile
Razeidan Photo
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