#mr. sulk

[theriverbeyond]

working in human healthcare and also having a pet is so funny bc i will take my little guy to the vet and just. forget. that they don't have HIPAA for cats. I'm at the desk being like hi I'm here for my little guy and they don't even ask me to confirm his birthday. they don't have those "please stand 6 ft back for privacy" signs. the vet can come into the room and just discuss other animals currently being treated. because he is a cat.

#trb.txt #cat #HE IS FINE BTW. minor ear infection. mr stinky ears #currently sulking from me bc i forced him to endure pain and torture (ear wash and ear drops) #betrayed.

[sylvia-forest]

[CN] Shaw's Small Paradise Date

⚡Warning: This post contains detailed spoilers for a Date which hasn't been released in EN yet!⚡

[Released Date: 1 FEB 2024]

[This date was translated with the help of Google translate ~]

[Section 1]

Some stuffy and warm air flow disrupted my sleep. I stretched and yawned, fumbling to turn off the air conditioner before slowly opening my eyes.

The sky was already clear, and the faint light leaking through the curtains was blocked by the broad figure in front of me, outlining undulating contours.

MC: Shaw…..

I couldn't help but reach out and poke his shoulder.

MC: Are you awake?

Shaw [sleepy voice]: …..Mm.

Shaw didn't turn around; instead, a nasal-toned response drifted over gently.

MC: When did you wake up? Shaw: Twenty minutes ago. MC: How come you woke up first and didn't even call me? Shaw [in a cold indifferent tone]: Wouldn't it be better to wake up naturally? MC: ……?

Seeing him continuously speaking with his back turned to me, I poked him in confusion.

MC: Shaw, are you on your phone? Why are you maintaining that posture for so long? Shaw: Nope.

...If I can't hear the indifference in his tone now, then I must be a fool.

But this early in the morning, I haven't even had the chance to annoy him, right? I couldn't help but pout.

MC: Can you turn around? It's awkward to talk like this.

Shaw [sulking×1]: Isn't this the distance you wanted? MC: ...When did I ever want this kind of distance? Don't casually slander people…..ugh!

Before I could finish speaking, the next moment, a shadow had already descended heavily upon me, rendering me immobile.

MC: Wha-what are you doing...? Shaw: What do you mean, of course, it is to judge you.

His breath tickled my forehead, making me instinctively wrinkle my nose. This action seemed to be misunderstood by Shaw as resistance, so he chuckled coldly.

Shaw [continuation×2 + sounds a little bit hurt]: I'm asking you, last night I pulled you into my arms twice, and you struggled free twice. What's the meaning of that? Shaw [×3]: Do you despise me? MC: Of course not!

I suddenly felt incredibly unjust. Just as I was about to argue with him, a vague memory flashed through my mind, causing my words to get stuck in my throat.

Last night, I did feel his hands assertively wrap around me.

And then, in a half-asleep state, it seems like... I subconsciously struggled to free myself a couple of times.

Thinking about this, I awkwardly tugged at the corner of my mouth.

MC [testing the water]: Uh, yesterday doesn't count, right? Shaw [in a cold threatening voice]: Why doesn't it count?

My mind raced as I quickly searched for reasons to justify my actions from yesterday.

MC: Because the air conditioning was set high yesterday, it was a bit hot when we were cuddled together... MC: And, um, your arm was a bit too firm and uncomfortable to rest on, so I... um, made a technical adjustment!

Shaw [sulking×4 + feeling hurt]: You mean, you feel uncomfortable when I hold you to sleep?

[T/N]: Call me insane but I'm in love with his sulky and pouty voice *bangs my head on the wall*

MC: I didn't say I felt uncomfortable, it was...well, my body didn't listen to me in my sleep… Shaw [×5]: Oh, so it was just your body instinctively moving away from me.

MC: No! Shaw, why are you like this…

Seeing the situation escalating, I didn't know how else to explain myself. Shaw had already cut me off.

Shaw [smirks]: Okay.

Shaw squinted his eyes halfway and interrupted me.

Shaw [someone is holding a grudge]: It's really my problem that I didn't take your feelings into consideration.

Shaw [finally made up his mind]: I'll pay attention next time.

As the restraints on me loosened, Shaw turned to get off the bed. I quickly sat up and grabbed his arm, blinking at him with a hint of guilt.

MC: Wait, wait, are you sure you're not just saying the opposite out of anger? Shaw: Am I that kind of person?

Shaw raised his eyebrows as he spoke, leaned over, and placed a gentle kiss on the tip of my nose.

MC: …..?!

I stared at him in astonishment, and he responded with an innocent yet subtle smile.

Shaw [reluctantly accepts the current situation + plays the part of a wounded person]: It's just one night without cuddling. There will be plenty of opportunities in the future.

Shaw [lovingly]: Besides, today is Valentine's Day. Why would I quarrel with my dear and beloved?

—

[Section 2]

Something was off. Very off.

After getting up, Shaw went about his morning routine as if nothing had happened. He even "thoughtfully" brought me breakfast from downstairs.

However, my keen intuition told me — this guy was definitely still sulking.

MC: The worst I can do is stay still tonight… Shaw: What did you say? MC: I said, Tonight, you can pull me however you want, I'll definitely stay put!

Shaw: …… Shaw [sighs]: Why are you still worrying about what happened in the morning? I forgot about it. MC: Is that so?

Shaw didn't answer my question, he just raised his hand and pushed the soy milk on the table towards me.

Shaw: Only a three-year-old child loves to pry like this. Hurry up and drink your soy milk, we should go to the antique shop after you're done. MC: Huh, are we spending Valentine's Day at the antique shop today? Shaw: I was just planning to clean up there, but if you want to spend time there, that's fine too. MC: Why clean up today?

Shaw saw that I was still confused, and a familiar teasing smile appeared on his face.

Shaw [laughs + starts teasing her]: Tsk tsk, isn't there someone who dreams of getting rich overnight every day? How could you forget that today is also the fifth day of the Lunar New Year when we welcome the God of Wealth?

MC: !!Welcoming the God of Wealth! We need to hurry and set off, or else we'll be late, what if there's traffic on the God of Wealth's route?

I instantly got excited and quickly finished the soy milk, pulling Shaw towards the door.

With one hand being pulled by me, Shaw used his other hand to grab a couple's beret from the hanger and put it on my head.

Shaw [clicks his tongue + in a low, sulking, jealous voice]: ...Who knew in the eyes of a fool, the God of Wealth is more important than 'lover'.

[T/N]: MC WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!

—

The antique shop has been closed for less than half a month, and there was already a thin layer of dust in the room.

We quickly divided the tasks and started cleaning with our respective tools.

Before long, the various items in the store were shining with their appropriate luster and colors.

Shaw lit a stick of incense and respectfully placed it in front of the God of Wealth's altar. Then, he found a yellow paper from somewhere and spread it out on the table, picking up a brush to start writing.

Curiously, I leaned in to see what he was writing and followed along with his vigorous strokes, reading each word aloud.

MC: Inviting the Five God of Wealth to descend, humbly requesting... What is this?

Shaw: It's the invocation script for the Five God of Wealth. Shaw: Since we're welcoming the God of Wealth, we should do it properly. We need to specify our wishes, our address, the auspicious date... everything has to be written meticulously. Shaw [as a matter of fact]: Otherwise, how would the God's know who is asking for wealth? MC: Oh, I see. It's like how some people nowadays report their ID numbers when they go to burn incense! Shaw [chuckles]: That's what it means. MC: Then you quickly help me write it, may the God of Wealth bless us to win big prizes every day this year, and even pick up money while walking! Shaw: Why, the jackpot won last year wasn’t big enough?

Thinking of my experience of becoming an island owner and winning an RV last year, I raised my chin proudly.

Reference from his “Four season” event and “6th Anniversary” event!

MC: Hum hum, I am so greedy! MC: Besides, if I won a lottery, it will benefit both of us~

Shaw [in sync with her energy]: Alright, I'll help you write it. Let me keep benefiting from your good luck next year.

As I watched Shaw earnestly write down the whimsical wishes, a hint of sweetness brewed in my heart.

It felt as though some kind of power was truly born from his brush strokes, capable of conveying our intentions to the ethereal Gods.

We spread the invocation script in front of the God of Wealth statue, just after lighting the incense and making our wishes, when suddenly there were two knocks on the door of the shop.

We both turned around and faced Mr. Yan's smiling face. The other person held a pig doll in one hand and made a bow to us.

Lao Yan: Shaw, MC, Happy New Year!

[T/N]: Here Lao Yan calls them little Ling and little MC in Chinese but it doesn't look great in the EN version so gonna go along with just their names only.

Shaw [in a cheerful voice]: Happy New Year to you, old man. What's the matter? Lao Yan: There you go, just this matter in my hands.

Lao Yan had a look of helplessness on his face, and he patted the pig doll in his hand.

Lao Yan: I accidentally washed the doll my granddaughter sleeps with, and just bought her a new one as an apology, but the little girl doesn't want it. Lao Yan: She said this is not what she wants, she doesn't like it. Lao Yan: You young people understand these things better. How about you, MC and you, help me buy one? It's the big New Year, I don't want the little girl to be unhappy because of this.

Shaw and I exchanged a glance, clearly asking for my opinion. I pondered for a moment.

MC: If it's a doll to sleep with, then I know what kind to buy.

—

[Section 3]

Miniature floppy-eared rabbits, chubby ducks, and even anthropomorphic vegetables, insects...

As soon as I entered the doll store, I was dazzled by the dazzling array of dolls.

MC: Wow, this eggplant is so cute!! MC: This long-haired rabbit is so adorable!

I let go of the little rabbit plushie, then hugged a half-sized elephant plush toy, reluctant to let go, I rubbed against it contentedly.

MC: Shaw, this one is so soft to hold!

Shaw stood a few steps away, arms crossed, and raised an eyebrow inquisitively.

Shaw [elongates his tone]: So you like soft ones so much. MC: Huh? What does that mean?

I was a bit slow to react, and Shaw's jaw raised even higher.

Shaw [a hint of displeasure hidden in his voice]: I said, if you think it is comfortable to hold, buy it. MC [burst out laughing]: ….Pff.

— —Sure enough, you still care!

Unexpectedly, without me probing, this guy exposed his tangled thoughts that he had been holding in for half the day.

I found it somewhat amusing, unable to resist teasing him, I winked at him.

MC [starts acting]: Well, it's too soft for me. I prefer something with just the right amount of firmness when I hug it~

Shaw [shocked]: …..

Shaw seemed momentarily stunned by my comment, his lips parted and closed again, before finally tilting his head to the side in silence.

Shaw [clears his throat + pretends not to hear it and starts teasing her]: Okay, aren't you here to choose a doll for Lao Yan's granddaughter? Why are you discussing your own preferences?

Changing the subject again, how boring. I rolled my eyes and showed him the photo on my phone.

MC: I've found the one I want to buy for the kid. MC: I just had Lao Yan took a photo of the damaged doll. We'll buy the same model.

Shaw [having a hard time to believe]: Are you sure? There are so many new models here.

MC: Of course I'm sure. Didn’t Lao Yan say that this doll was for children to hold while sleeping? MC: It indicates that, in her heart, this is the softest and most familiar comfort toy.

I picked up the doll that was exactly the same as in the photo and gestured towards Shaw.

MC: No matter how good the new models are, they can't compare to the comfort of that one that holds a special place in her heart.

Shaw looked at the doll in my hand and nodded.

Shaw: You know a lot about this. MC: This is my experience. Didn’t you sleep with a stuffed animal when you were a child? Shaw: No  MC [happily]: If you have a chance, you can try it. Sleeping with a doll in your arms will make you feel at ease~

Shaw's expression once again turned peculiar, and he chuckled, then walked over to the shelf.

Shaw: I'm too lazy to try, but you seem to really want to relive the feeling of your childhood. Shaw: Why don't you choose a sleeping doll that you feel comfortable with and has moderate hardness and softness? Shaw [starts playing the role of a wounded person×1]: From now on, you will sleep with it in your arms, and you will feel at ease. Shaw [×2]: Well, I think this red panda one is pretty good… MC: Shaw!

Seeing Shaw earnestly selecting a plush toy, I quickly interrupted his soliloquy.

MC: I don't want this red panda.

Shaw turned his head, returning my gaze defiantly.

Shaw [continues with the act×3]: So, which one do you want? The rabbit, the shark, the giraffe, or maybe the eggplant, the bread? MC: Don't want any!

I reached for the nearby keychain, grabbed his hand, and slipped it into his fingers.

MC: I just want this "red panda", is that okay?

In an instant, a faint blush flashed across Shaw's face, yet he deliberately pouted his lips downward.

Shaw [carefully testing her by acting all innocent]: Weren't some people picky before? Why are they suddenly attracted to it now? MC: It's not like I suddenly took a liking to it now. I've been chasing after him for a very, very long time, planning to stay by his side for the rest of my life!

Shaw's throat bobbed heavily, and he looked down at his ring finger, then raised his gaze, staring longer into my eyes.

Shaw: Even if he's very rigid, very stubborn, and his actions are unreasonable, would you still want this uncomfortable little panda? MC: Yes. MC: Because he gives me the most comfort when he hugs, is that not okay? Shaw: Okay.

Finally, Shaw revealed his brightest smile of the day, and with a flick of his wrist, he firmly clasped my fingertips.

Shaw [in a really really good mood]: But I have to remind you, once you're bound to this little panda, there's no return or exchange.

—

[Section 4]

Even though I was bound to this "little panda," I still couldn't resist the adorable onslaught of the shop's merchandise and ended up buying several plushies.

After delivering the doll to Lao Yan's granddaughter, Shaw and I took the other plushies home.

After I got home, I happily placed the dolls on the sofa one by one, then sat among them and turned on the TV.

MC: This is the perfect sofa!

Shaw [feeling jealous]: ?How come it's perfect? They filled the sofa. Where's my place?

Shaw placed the cola on the coffee table, then discontentedly picked up a small dinosaur by its tail and placed it on the floor. He then squeezed in and pulled me into his arms.

Shaw [feeling satisfied with his action]: .....This is perfect.

The TV kept replaying the New Year's gala from a few days ago. I flipped through a few channels but couldn't find anything interesting, so I simply handed the remote control to Shaw.

MC: Is there anything you want to see? Shaw: No, TV programs are boring to begin with, and the Spring Festival ones are even more boring. MC: Shaw, you're holding a renowned TV show producer in your arms!

Shaw [acts like he just realized this fact]: Oh, how about watching a TV show produced by this well-known program producer?

Shaw, while saying so, actually picked up the remote control and switched to Loveland TV, where a variety show produced by [MC Company name] happened to be airing.

MC: Ah, don’t look—— ——

I let out a cry of dismay, trying to grab the remote control from Shaw, but he deliberately extended his arm to prevent me from taking it away.

Shaw: Why not let me see it? MC: It’s not that you are not allowed to read it, but will you read your final thesis in front of relatives and friends during the Lunar Year? MC: And when I saw the faces of these guests, I was reminded of those troubling things during the shooting again...

When Shaw heard what I said, his interest became even higher.

Shaw: I'm not interested in the show, but I'm very interested in the story that tortures you. Tell me?

What kind of person are you!

I hummed twice, slid down a bit, and rested my head on his shoulder.

MC: Just look at this middle-aged man wearing a pink tie. He was fine during rehearsals, but after the official shoot, he always likes to improvise... MC: And here, do you feel that the editing was stiff? It’s because the original challenge content was not what is being broadcast now… MC: One time, the host and the lighting technician got into an argument, and it ended with everyone's supper being spilled...

Shaw chuckled as he listened to me rambling on about my grievances, occasionally adding a comment or two to commiserate. Meanwhile, the program on the screen gradually came to an end.

This day was obviously no different from any other day, but I felt a fresh sense of comfort cuddling up with him like this.

Was it because he was listening to my worries while shooting? Or was it because the little misunderstanding in the morning was resolved?

Is it because we made a shared wish for this year together in the antique shop? 

Or is it simply because today is Valentine's Day, and our moods are just good?

I can't figure it out, and I'm too lazy to think about it. I just hope that this comfortable feeling can continue indefinitely.

Shaw: MC. MC: ….Hm? Shaw [carefully]: Do you feel comfortable like this now? MC: Hey, why are you thinking about the same thing as me?

I nodded contentedly.

MC: It’s so comfortable now. Your chest is so wide. I can lie down wherever I want~

Shaw [in a good mood + his lazy voice×1]: But didn't you notice that your hair keeps rubbing on my face?

MC: Ah? But I just moved down. Shaw [×2]: A bit further down. MC: Okay... like this?

Shaw clicked his tongue and wrapped one arm around my shoulders while using his other hand to pinch my face, moving my head to rest against his collarbone.

Shaw [satisfied]: This is more comfortable. MC: No no, I feel uncomfortable like this.

I adjusted myself with seriousness and then placed Shaw's hand on my waist before lifting my face to look at him.

MC: What do you think of this posture now? MC: You see, my legs fit perfectly on yours, and there's room for your arms too. MC: My arms can move too, and they won't block your line of sight either...

Shaw [chuckles sexily]: How come you sound like you're giving a product report?

MC: Of course, I have to explain clearly why this position is good! MC: Otherwise, what if we adjust into another awkward position that makes both of us uncomfortable? Shaw: Really.

Shaw lowered his eyes and stared at me. After a moment, he raised the corner of his mouth.

Shaw [HIS HUSKY VOICE FILLED WITH MISCHIEF]: But you seem to have forgotten to mention the biggest advantage of this posture. MC: Hmm? What advantages?

Shaw [IN A LOW SEXY WHISPER]: Kissing you is easy.

He lowered his head and easily captured my slightly parted lips.

The kiss was irresistible. The sweet breath blends into a thin mist, which quickly escapes between the lips and teeth.

I widened my eyes, and the next moment, a long leg firmly pinned down my attempt to move.

Meanwhile, that unreasonable hand firmly held my jaw, and each touch of his fingers along the side of my neck sent shivers down my spine.

Under his assault, the original position gradually collapsed. The plushies on the sofa also fell to the ground one after another in the melee, rolling around with the little dinosaur.

When our lips finally parted, I couldn't help but use my free hand to lightly pinch his arm.

MC: Why did you sneak attack again…

Shaw grinned triumphantly, his eyes filled with the satisfaction of a successful ambush.

Shaw [HIS SULTRY VOICE SKSKSK]: Calling it an ambush doesn't sound too good. Shaw [×2]: This is a lightning strike, specifically targeting the unprepared.

The protest I just uttered was swallowed back by him.

This time, it wasn't clear whose body pressed against the remote control. In the corner of my eye, the noisy scene on the screen flickered twice, then turned into a blank screen.

Suddenly, the room became exceptionally quiet, making each other's breaths and every friction of our clothes unusually clear.

The narrow sofa contained two violently beating hearts, and also contained the romance that only belonged to me and him in this peaceful evening.

My hand inadvertently brushed against his ring finger—where I had left a "trapped" mark during the day.

Now it was empty, but I knew there was no need for any ring to lock it down; this person belonged to me.

MC: By the way, Shaw…

I was immersed in the aftertaste of happiness, and suddenly remembered something.

MC: You said, now that we have adjusted the perfect sitting position, can we also find a sleeping position that is comfortable for both of us? Shaw [×3]: You're addicted to adjusting?

Shaw smiled and lowered his head, lightly nibbling on the tip of my nose.

Shaw [×4]: There's no need to adjust your sleeping position. I've already figured out how to deal with you. Shaw [DAMN HIS VOICE HERE WAS SO SEXY]: Tonight, set the air conditioning to 16 degrees. I don't believe you won't snuggle into my arms.

[T/N]: BYE BYE WORLD, IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOUUUU. Man PG do know how to quench our thirst🤭 damn I wasn't expecting the last part to be soooo hot🔥🔥

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💍Call

#shaw stans i hope you stay sane after reading both his EN and CN valentine date 🫡 #PG should have name the date as “sulking shaw” instead of “small paradise” you'll know later ~ #the very start of this date was so dynamic till the ending part which was so hot🌊 #mlqc spoilers #mr love queen's choice #mlqc shaw #mlqc #love and producer #mlqc cn #mlqc translation #mlqc ling xiao

[dear-mrs-otome]

Silvio Ricci - Team Sexy Card Story

So, the premise here in these card stories is that in order for the five vain dudes (from Team Sexy of the voting showdown - see this summary here to read their story) to show off their manly bods charms, they decide to have portraits painted by a court painter. This takes place after Emma and the suitor are a couple…

In Silvio's room at the Rhodolite castle…

“Silvio, you were so cool!”

Emma’s declaration is met with silence, and she tries again. “All that gold was pocket change for you, and you’ve got the body of a man of the sea.”

Still, there’s no reaction from Silvio.

“I totally fell for you all over again!” she tells him. 

He doesn’t reply or respond even to that - total crickets. 

Jin and Clavis’ pranks had led to Silvio being practically forced into stripping his clothes and posing for a portrait, and to say he’s in a foul mood over it would be the understatement of the year. Emma is doing her best to try and cheer him up, but he doesn’t seem to be paying her any mind. Instead he’s lying facedown on the bed, motionless. Sulking.

“You’re shite at this. You think some clichéd junk like that is going to make me feel better?” his muffled voice asks.

Emma’s grumbling under her breath about what a pain in the ass he is.

“Hey, I can hear you.” Silvio finally lifts his head from beside her and tousles her hair roughly. 

She tells him he doesn’t have any reason to be embarrassed, and he argues that he’s not, but she points out that his face was a bit red while he was posing. 

“...Shut up,” he huffs. 

“You should be used to posing for portraits,” she continues pressing, and he scoffs that of course he is - but why should he have to leave such a stupidly dressed (or undressed) portrait to posterity?

Emma confesses that some of that is in service to Jin and Clavis’ shenanigans…aaaand it’s also kinda for her. >.>

“Huh?” Silvio looks startled at her admission.

She’d wanted to keep this part a secret, but she owns up to it now. “I made a secret deal with Clavis, and I’m supposed to get the portrait later. That way, even if you’re not around, as long as I have the painting I can see you.” He’s silent at that, and she also admits to being heckin embarrassed at having told him that. 

“I bet,” he says, before he scowls. “Ahhh, damn it all.”

He sits up in a flash and grabs Emma, putting a hand behind her head and yanking her towards him ferociously - only for her lips to be sealed by something soft. 

When she protests how that just came out of nowhere without any warning, he tells her to be quiet. “It’s because you say the dumbest things.” He nips at her lips, his tongue finding hers, and the heat that fills his sea-colored eyes this time isn’t embarrassment. “If you have the time to be staring at my portrait when you’re missing me, then call for me.”

“And you’ll come running?” she asks. He grins and says if she insists, and she presses the question further. “Even when you’re at sea?”

“If that’s the case, I’ll just have to take you with me. Seeing as how you’re the lonely type and all?”

She’s trying to figure out how he can say the most charming things sometimes, for someone who’s such a tsundere embarrassed disaster most of the time. And this time it’s she who loops her arms around Silvio’s neck and drops a kiss on his lips. Lingering a little before pulling back to find her tyrant’s cheeks clearly blushing. 

“The real thing is definitely better,” she proclaims.

“Obviously,” Silvio says. “I don’t love you half-assed enough to lose to a painting.” 

She has to admit to herself that’s true…and that when she’s with Silvio, she doesn’t have time to be looking at any portraits anyways. Their kiss deepens as they fall back on the bed together, and the night goes on - full of loveliness and affection that no painting could ever convey.

#ikemen prince #ikepri #ikepri silvio #spoiler #spoilers #ikemen prince spoilers #ikepri spoilers #mrs o's translations of dubious quality #the haughty puppy #never over his facedown sulks #OR HOW STINKING CUTE THEY ARE AS A COUPLE #my fave dynamic #bickering with love

[throwaway-yandere]

WE WON DAIN WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!

Friendship is either

a) trying to break your bestie's tsundere streak

or

b) trying to cancel your bestie's delulu era

And my friends are stuck with "b" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Side note: I can't believe Ayato is the lowest??? I'm pretty sure most people followed me first for yan!ayato content– that is so wild. And faceless!ayato used to haunt me so much. Him being on third place is so unreal.

And alhaitham being the 2nd is scary (இдஇ; )????? I didn't wanna see the poll so I had to message Navi asking for a hint and the only hint they told me was that alhaitham is at the last place. Girl. Girl he is not last place you have misled me hAHAHAHAHHAHA

But fortunately he is not strong enough for people not to notice I am a Dainsimp above everything (even though I don't have enough fics posted about him☝😔. Yall will just have to trust me that I have tons of dainsleif brainrots that you guys won't know because those brainrots are not at all yandere).

I'm glad at least estimated to be around 50% of my readers will remember me as the twilight sword's doormat "spouse". Heck yeah. We winning. I can now rest in peace (ha. as if the curse of immortality will let me.)

I wonder what the 7.6% were thinking tho. Who was it. Who was the genshin man that traumatized you, I've gots to know– was it scara because of the last fic LMAO

#we won mr stark. real. #ansy-stalks #WE WOONNN HAHHAHAHAH #ayato currently sulking so much rn– man is overworked in the beginning of this blog and somehow #his efforts were CRUSHED by a scribe WHO BARELY DOES ANYTHING HAHAHAHAHA #man. man if my blog gets shadowbanned again that is 100% ayato's fault and he is pissed at me

[thankstothe]

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #s04e13 “No More Mr. Nice Guy” #sulking because now there's some sort of normal social contract #sulking bc your boy bestie isn't destroying your mutual boundary with you #yeah........ #I'm still being so brave and normal about them #truly the scenes are neverending #gf? no problem. wailing time!

[perhaps-in-anotherdream]

[CN] Victor’s 2023 Birthday ASMR Transcript - (Entanglement)

⌚Warning⌚ This post contains detailed spoilers for an ASMR, 牵缠, that is yet to be released in the global server! ♡

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What? Why do I see you tattling on someone as soon as I get back?

[sound of door opening + footsteps + Pudding purrs adorably]

Don’t push your claws on the cat teaser.

Come on.

Let’s go see the dummy who gave you the cold shoulder.

[puts down the bag + sound of footsteps + Pudding’s indignant purring in the background]

What are you staring at on your phone?

[MC gets a scare + sound of her phone slipping from hand]

I gave you a scare on purpose?

[chuckles]

I’m not as childish as a certain dummy.

You’re the one who was staring at the screen with earphones on,

and didn’t hear me coming back.

[chuckles softly]

You’re gonna put it away?

This “just this once” promise of yours–

I’ve already heard it a hundred times.

[Pudding purrs + sound of footsteps]

Replaying the latest fashion accessories exhibit?

Do you like this brand?

[laughs almost inaudibly]

Which one do you fancy?

The silver chain embellished with tassels and clear crystals?

Indeed.

It looks like the perfect fit for a certain someone.

[sound of opening a drawer + footsteps + rustling sounds]

You were busy because of the business trip earlier, 

and forgot about the time of the first public issue?

[chuckles]

No wonder your face looks regretful.

In any case, you can wait for the second batch to be restocked?

You are very good at consoling yourself.

Unfortunately, your words do not match up with your thoughts.

You still haven’t mastered concealing your emotions.

See for yourself in the mirror.

[rustling noise + sound of picking something up]

Someone’s thoughts are already written all over her face.

[rustling noise]

Burying your head lower when you can’t say anything?

Turns out that you are not only a dummy,

but also an ostrich.

[sound of rummaging through something made of metal + chuckles softly]

Mm, what are you holding your head for?

Lift your head.

Take a look at this for yourself.

[rustling noise]

It’s for you.

Didn’t you say on the phone that the result of your business trip was pretty good?

And asked if I had any rewards for you?

Open it and have a look.

[sound of unwrapping + Victor chuckles softly]

Your eyes have gone wide.

Still not gonna admit that your emotions are written across your whole face?

What are you so surprised for?

You were looking at this for several nights before you went on your business trip.

It wasn’t all that difficult to guess your thoughts.

[anklet ringing + rustling noise]

A little long?

Who says it must be worn on the wrist?

Give it to me.

Lift your foot.

Place it on my lap.

[VICTOR BREATHES]

Just like that.

Lift the hem of your skirt a little bit.

[rustling noise + anklet ringing + delectable Victor breaths]

Of course, it can be used like this.

It now belongs to you.

As for how to use it–

it’s the owner’s freedom to do as she pleases.

Mm, since looping it three times around the wrist is too tight, 

and two loops will cause it to dangle,

then we can twine it around your ankle.

[anklet ringing + delectable Victor breaths]

As soon as I saw it,

I thought it’d be more fitting to tie it here.

[increasing rustling noise]

Stop messing around.

Bear with it even if it tickles.

It has a very delicate chain clasp.

If you move around so much, it will be hard for me to clasp it.

[chuckles softly + more ringing noise]

There’s no need to be so stiff. Relax.

A little bit tighter?

Okay.

Your comfort is the most important thing.

Done.

Get up and take a look.

[MC gets up and hops around]

Mm.

It’s nice,

just as I imagined it would be.

It’s nothing.

I think you also have a couple pairs of earrings in the same color.

It can be paired up with them.

[Pudding interrupts with adorable purring + sound of footsteps + Victor chuckles softly]

Pudding is drawn to your feet again.

[Pudding releases a clingier purr + rustling noise + constant ringing noise]

You played with it all afternoon before I came back.

Why is it still being so clingy?

A certain someone was away for almost a week a couple of days ago.

And so, it’s normal to want to be closer to you?

Yes, of course, it is.

[footsteps + VICTOR BREATHES]

It’d be better if it could be tightened a little more?

[sighs]

Come over here.

[rustling noise + the ringing noise gets heavier]

This time, you’re actually very conscious of the action.

How is it now?

A little higher up will be better?

[muffled, helpless laugh]

What’s there to be tired about this?

The gift should, of course, be adjusted to the state that best suits your heart’s feelings.

These sorts of things–

I don’t mind doing them for you.

Is it comfortable now?

[intense rustling noise + MC KISSES VICTOR + VICTOR HEAVY BREATH x1]

Sure enough, it’s the dummy’s style of saying thank you.

But you could show a little more sincerity.

Lift your head.

[chuckles softly]

You closed your eyes very fast.

[Pudding purrs in the background + the increasing ringing noise + VICTOR KISSES MC + HEAVY BREATHING + KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS… I lost count]

Is it enough?

[insatiable husky laugh]

No, it’s not enough.

It’s only been a little while.

[KISS + his sulking goes on to the next level]

Even Pudding could occupy the time of your entire afternoon,

and not to mention your “sincere” conveying of thanks.

[more ringing + rustling noise + KISS KISS KISS… + laugh]

Shouldn’t it be as long until the other party is satisfied?

Mm.

This is the style of the capitalists.

[Pudding knocks something over + Victor’s insatiable laugh mixed with a sigh + gives no damn and they continue to kiss => VICTOR’S EXTREMELY HEAVY BREATHING + KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS… I lost count again]

Pudding?

There is no need to pay attention to it for now.

Whatever it is that it has knocked over, 

we will have time to tidy it up tomorrow.

[more rustling + anklet ringing noise + VICTOR’S INTENSE HEAVY BREATHING + KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS… I lost count once more]

—

#HOLY HEAVENS HELLO HI BYE VICTOR’S ASMRS JUST KEEP GETTING 💥 & 💥⬆️ #*screams into pillow* #poor Pudding lmao having to compete with the sulking big cat akskdjskab 💦🔥 #mlqc victor #mlqc li zeyan #mlqc #mr love victor #mr love queen's choice #恋与制作人 #李泽言 #love and producer #mlqc cn #mlqc spoilers #mlqc translations #Youtube

[telomeke]

MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT – TINN AND GUN'S PET NAMES FOR EACH OTHER

At Ep.5 [2/4] 5.10 we saw that Gun's pet name for Tinn in his phone is "ไอ้ประธานนักเรียน!!"

Phonetically this is pronounced something like "ai prathaan nakriian!!", where the "ai" is a rude honorific to address guys, and "prathaan nakriian" means "Student President".

The "ai" honorific can also be used as a vulgar curse by placing it in front of a fierce animal's name (so thai-language.com tells me).

AND it can also be placed in front of a pet's name, to denote affection when calling that pet.

This has come full circle in Ep.6 when we see Tinn's pet name for Gun in his phone (Ep.6 [1I4] 3.25):

Tinn's pet name for Gun is "เจ้าหนูชินชิลล่า", which is pronounced something like "jao nuu chinchilla". The "nuu" literally means "mouse" and is also the same "nuu" in "khun nuu" (คุณหนู) that Chanon calls Nuengdiao in Never Let Me Go, and that the bodyguards call Tankhun in KinnPorsche ("khun nuu" means something like "Young Master").

Google tells me "jao nuu" can also mean "youngster" but I don't see it in the dictionary though.

In Thai you can call a chinchilla a "nuu chinchilla" (literally a "chinchilla mouse", the same way you call a hamster a "nuu hamster", literally a "hamster mouse").

The parallel with Ep.5's "ai" is that "jao" can also be placed in front of a pet's name to denote fondness. So Tinn is affectionately calling Gun "jao chinchilla mouse", the way pet owners actively cutify their pets' names sometimes.

BUT IT GETS BETTER.

The "jao nuu" part (เจ้าหนู) is also teasing slang for a boy's penis (something like when you call it a wee-wee, making it cuter, rather than dirty).

So Tinn's pet name for Gun is also "Chinchilla Wee-Wee". 😝

SQUEEEE!!! 🤣

#my school president #pet names #school president dude #chinchilla baby #chinchilla wee-wee #tinngun #tinn tinnaphob #gun guntaphon #wordplay in thai bl #for comparison‚ in bad buddy ep.11 [1/4] uncle tong was affectionately calling junior “juu” #“juu” and “gra juu” are also teasing terms for a boy's wee-wee #at bbs ep.11 [1/4] 10.38 uncle tong calls a sulking junior “khun gra juu” which is teasing sarcasm for “mr. wee-wee” #lightly reminding junior of his place AS junior to the adults‚ and that he should behave himself #this is why pat chuckles at ep.11 [1/4] 10.39

[fengxun]

just a temporary thing for Lyney while I farm to get 4pc maréchaussée hunter for him.. What stats should I be focussing on?

(I will be getting his talents up too eventually;; he robbed me blind I have 300k mora to my name)

#i am spoilkng him rotten. contemplated making him my firts triple crown but....zhongli needs just obe more #genshin impact #lyney #I gave him some of Childe's stuff (the sands and the Skyward Harp) so now Mr. Fatui is just. Sulking in the back #I will get better stuff for Childe eventually but for now I'm still oohing and ahhing over the new character LOL

[sillydeafwitch]

Edit of Ricky being happy because I don’t think we have ever seen a genuinely happy moment from him in the pre-nibiru timeline aside from his devious cringefail evil smirks that probably were mostly influenced by the curse.

#scooby doo mystery incorporated #scooby doo #sdmi #ricky owens #mr. e #he is so babygirl #like Jesus he was always sulking #or being angry or sad #never like genuinely happy #that can probably be blamed on Pericles and the curse

[fatherramiro]

going a bit insane over the character introductions in 1899 again. bo and jantje really know how to set up characters so that within a handful of scenes i know Everything i need to know about them already. they clearly set up who they are and their issues so well and its just like... who is doing it like them????

#1899 #the dining room scene alone!!! clémence trying to be the perfect wife as lucien sulks!!! #ling yi and yuk je clearly being outsiders!!! #ramiro's fear and ángel's spoiled nature!!! #and of course mrs wilson just being herself lol

[erabundus]

it's just another day; nothing worth making a BIG DEAL out of ... now if you'll excuse him, he has more important things to worry about.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #mother's day tw #( ''more important things'' like sulking alone somewhere ) #( mr president of mother issues inc )

[trevlad-sounds]

Tuesday 05 December Mixtape 402 “Speak to the Paracosm EXCLUSIVE”

Multi Genre, Downtempo, Ambient, Electroacoustic, Experimental Tuesdays & Saturdays. Support the artists and labels. Don't forget to tip so future shows can bloom. https://linktr.ee/trevlad

Trevlad Sounds-Welcome in you wonderful listener 00:00

6WX_O-Speak to the dead 00:31 https://6wxo.bandcamp.com/album/hill-country

Node-Thin Air 06:48 https://dinrecords.bandcamp.com/album/node-2-din44

preston.outatime-Focusing Out 14:38 https://prestonoutatime.bandcamp.com/album/mirror-radius

Duolant-Havaddit 19:24 https://duolant.bandcamp.com/album/wf-77-above-inlets

Sulk Rooms-Soul Mother End Credits 23:42 https://thomasragsdalemusic.bandcamp.com/album/music-from-the-film-soul-mother

Skytree-Drumlin Fields 26:01 https://skytree.bandcamp.com/album/harmonic-residents

Hello Meteor-Thermoplastic 30:41 https://hellometeor.bandcamp.com/album/community-broadcasting-winter-office-hours

Glenn Fallows, Mark Treffel-Moogs Over Jupiter 33:22 https://glennfallowsmarktreffel.bandcamp.com/album/the-globeflower-masters-vol-2

36-Desire 37:40 https://3six.bandcamp.com/album/cold-ecstasy

Den Osynliga Manteln-PLANETVISKAREN 41:50 https://denosynligamanteln-cis.bandcamp.com/album/under-gr-n-himmel

OVRSCN-III 51:11 https://overscan.bandcamp.com/album/time-erases-memory

NUUK-Traill_Ø 53:45 https://moatun7.bandcamp.com/album/tunfjordur

Holy Hive-Celeste 57:08 https://holyhivemusic.bandcamp.com/album/big-crown-vaults-vol-3-holy-hive

Hyperlink Dream Sync-Gold Dust Station 1:00:29 https://hyperlinkdreamsync.bandcamp.com/album/hyperlink-dream-sync

Lord Of The Isles, Ellen Renton-My Noise Is Nothing 1:04:01 https://lordoftheisles.bandcamp.com/album/my-noise-is-nothing

Pabellón Sintético-Analog Dream 1:08:48 https://pabellonsintetico.bandcamp.com/album/pabell-n-sint-tico

Mind over MIDI-overflaten 1:10:11 https://lontanoseries.bandcamp.com/album/sensitiv

The Central Office of Information-Barium Cloud 1:12:15 https://coi-woodfordhalse.bandcamp.com/album/wf-19-private-issue-synthetic-music-2010-2020

Common Dream-Dags 1:15:54 https://hoganordrekords.bandcamp.com/album/hnr050-bats-dags

Tatsuro Murakami-Swimming in the Dark 1:21:57 https://whitelabrecs.bandcamp.com/album/an-imaginary-autumn

Under Allt-3-Heads 1:26:53 https://underallt.bandcamp.com/album/3

Darren McClure-Charmonia 1:32:57 https://darrenmcclure.bandcamp.com/album/on-opposites

Remote Guest List-Paracosm 1:42:30 https://kahvicollective.bandcamp.com/album/lonely-nights

jarguna-Wind of Sutra 1:45:36 https://projektrecords.bandcamp.com/album/sogni-di-sutra-nei-venti

Trevlad Sounds-Until the bat skull horn calls us back again tomorrow. 1:52:17

#6WX_O #Node #DiN #preston.outatime #Subexotic Records #Duolant #Woodford Halse #Sulk Rooms #Skytree #Hello Meteor #Glenn Fallows #Mark Treffel #MR BONGO #36 #Den Osynliga Manteln #Castles In Space #OVRSCN #NUUK #Móatún 7 #Holy Hive #Big Crown Records #Hyperlink Dream Sync #Fonolith #Lord Of The Isles #Ellen Renton #AD 93 #Pabellón Sintético #Mind over MIDI #rohs! records #The Central Office of Information

[ravenkings]

nine inch nails would be edward fairfax rochester’s favorite band

#he lies around in his room sulking and blasting mr. self destruct on repeat and giving all the servants a headache #jane’s more into pj harvey #on a jane eyre shitposting roll today #jane eyre #text

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

Have you met Mr Smiles and Mr Sulk?

I didn't know who those were. Then I googled and now I'm glad I've never met them.

#CREEPY AF #ds2 #dsmom #mr smiles and mr sulk

[urfriendlywriter]

20 "we are each other's safe place" romance prompts:

(feeling emo now that I'm officially back :') feel free to useee and tag me when yall write!!)

holding each other close in silence

yearning for just one hug after being separated for so so long... </3

"i can't seem to take neither my eyes, nor my mind off of you, [name]." :'')

noticing that bright smile of theirs after you compliment them. [my heart. omds]

them rushing into your embrace after a long day

"let me ask my partner." or,

"oh, my partner at home is waiting for me, i better get going :)"

being ur partner's mum's favorite, hehehe

^ "ma... how come they're getting head rubs from you often while i rarely do?"

sulking to get attention from them and they get cuteness aggression over you (> < my cuteness aggress. for mr. japan goes crazy guys!!)

being you comes easy with them ♡

being emotionally available to one another, and having each other and knowing you're not alone <3

when they're affirmative and expect affirmations from you <communication is the best trope>

cuddling and cozying up together, being all physical but not sexual ツ✰

them wrapping their hand around yours whenever walking together

when it's their smile, that's just enough to brighten your day :')

loving and living and actually looking forward to tomorrow with them,

^ "you make me want to be a better person."

"smile for me" or, "twirl for me" :))

searching for each other in a crowded rooms, finding each other everywhere (this is just love guys, top tier.)

#writer prompts #otp prompts #dialogue prompts #romance writing #imagine your otp #writeblr #urfriendlywriter #writing prompts #writing inspiration #romance prompts writing #angsty romance #writing romance #romance prompts #soft prompts for lovers #soft dialogue prompts #soft prompts #soft gestures #gestures that says i love you #couple prompts #writing prompt #prompt list #writers of tumblr #writers on tumblr #writing inspo #writing ideas #otp writing #otp things #otp ideas #women writers #otp drabble prompts

[tomorrowusa]

Trump has been the gift of the century to editorial cartoonists. He has continuously created his own chain of absurdities which required surprisingly little creative contortion. This cartoon is a brilliant example of that.

Democrats should purchase the rights to this cartoon by Dave Whamond and produce hard copy trading cards of Trump.

#cartoons #donald trump #trading cards #mr. insurrection #shape grifter #gas lighter #maga mind #secret document man #the incredible sulk #irony man #editorial cartoonists #dave whamond