#mustard thoughts

[mustard-minneola]

dirkjake but theyre constantly getting divorced and remarried and it dont stop because theyre basically immortal

#theyre so unhealthy and inseparable #they should not be together under any circumstances but they absolutely have to #dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #hs #mustard thoughts

[meowmeowmeowimacat]

man I love Gulden's Mustard Spicy Brown i could literally eat it by itself

#mustard #mustard thoughts #yummy #meowmeowimacat

[siren-of-agony]

Answers to "please stop"

No.

I can't.

I won't.

I don't want to.

I don't know how.

I will soon.

But then how will you learn?

We're almost done.

It's almost over.

Ask me again!

Oh well, if you're asking that politely…

Fine. For now.

Only once I've come up with something more fun.

Only once you've come up with something more fun.

Or what?

I know you can go a little bit longer.

You know I won't.

I love it when you beg.

I hate it when you beg.

I'm so bored by your begging.

Not until you're too weak to ask me to.

But I don't have anything better to do.

I wish I could.

Alright! See? All you had to do was ask nicely.

I'm not doing anything.

What, exactly?

Just once more, I promise!

Just once more, I promise! (🤞)

You're doing this to yourself.

You wanted this.

You want this.

You know you made me do this.

Are you ready to give me what I want, then?

I will once you give in.

What will you give me in return?

Why should I?

You know there is only one way to end this.

You know there is only one way this will end.

(Answers to "it hurts")

#whump #whump dialogue prompt #whump dialogue #whump prompt #whumblr #i had 2 ppl request a part two to the it hurts one #and i couldnt come up w enough stuff i liked #so here #have this instead #I wrote this all down yesterday when i was trying to fall asleep and i kept coming up w new things so i just kept unlocking my phone and #writing stuff down #i thought i had way less than last time but it's actually much more #granted i rly leaned into the differences just slight wording changes make #also i feel like half of these would do so much better with some sort of term of endearment stapled onto theme #them #so when reading them just imagine some of them with a darling or a sweetheart or a honey tacked onto them bc that's how i imgined them #also if these writing prompts end up on kinblr again and someone accuses me of forgetting safe words just know i'm gonna break into your #house and put mustard in your shoes

[kagooleo]

doodlin some joh’s

#kagoodles #trainer kris #trainer ethan #trainer lyra #rival silver #green background bc I’m a spinach head lately. and a mustard green enjoyer bc i had some good potstickers that had it in the filling #kris to me should be a little cartoonishly malleable. a smiling smirker. like >:] #i also think ethan has a little unevolved natu on his team. purely for the “you can evolve when you feel like it buddy” vibe #been considering what to make team wise for the joh's but a fun idea i've got brewing is that lyra and silver Both have chikoritas #i know he canonically has a totodile but i have a fun workaround for the future that i'm workshopping a lil #when getting starters silver thought he stole the only chikorita in the lab. then when lyra comes in elm gives her a Shiny chikorita #12 year old absolutely devastated hammering fist on the floor mad but he gets over it (but maybe still a Little salty) #learns to mellow out a bit with his potato dino over time and the evolutions for both of their meganiums have different flowers/colors/type #i know i've been out the whole month i've been unfortunately stuck in the post midpoint of the sem where the workload is Crazy #been prepping works for an art show at my college And getting projects done for deadlines and it is. a Toll #but I will get One illustration done. i've been planning out lyra's dress for a piece and the second to last pic is the test for it

[thatsbelievable]

#Three Thoughts You Can Think #mustard

[alexturne]

Quickfire round of up close and personal questions with Alex and Matt. Or alternatively titled, "the most difficult 4 minutes of Alex's life."

#arctic monkeys #alex turner #matt helders #LITERALLY howling at this #AN EYEBROW #REstaurant in a ROUNDABOUT #if id known it would breed another question id have chosen a different game #I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #THERES ONLY FOUR #any particular reason??? ...... NO #just dont wanna get it wrong in front of everybody #dessert is a serious business #STICKY TOFFEE PUDDIN #they are so married #reminds me of the time he started singing 'puuuddin pupupupu puuuuuuuudin' #TELL US ABOUT THA' #COLONEL MUSTARD I THOUGHT WED ALREADY DONE THE DESSERT #I LOVE HIM HE'S SUCH A DORK

[qsmp-lore-dump]

Today is : The Day After Tomorrow

~~~and how i think it will go down - Day 139 ~~~

2 Obvious hidden images appear during Quackitys last stream for the Election Results. The first we see while the montage is playing. The header on screen sayins "popping totems" and fades to a black screen. This happens another time while "connecting" to Slime for his interview in a cave.

if you mess around with settings of the images, extract them and compose them together you get a map. A map of QSMP spawn with slimecicle in the center and BadBoyHalo(thats his discord icon) near the election building.

Quackitys news room set up has the image of a globe spinning through out the whole show. I couldnt shake the feeling that something was wrong about how it looked the bright spot on it that simply couldn't be the sun.

And because its not a globe and that isnt the sun shining on the globe. It's an egg. A fertilized egg in an incubator.

My first thought was about the dragon eggs. But what would that have to do with Charlie and Bad? And is the hidden message coming from the Federation or ElQ himself? But why would ElQ ever feel the need to warn the people he hates on the island?

Unless its about a memory he had the other day, a moment his voice was less than confident for the first time, when he asked Bad what he was wearing....

ElQ know what the suit means because he was there when they killed Foolish as a sacrifice. Q from LN is a piece of ElQ.

So how does Slime fit into to this? The Egg needs a life sacrifice to hatch. Slime has been modified by the federation with an ability to transform in to Gegg. The federaion has also created a way to achieve infinite Geggs. This would make Slime/Gegg the most powerful life energy sacrifice.

They've already begun preparations. Our dear friend Foolish made a lovely "capybara summoning circle" conveniently located to Slimes Eggxile. And this time... Foolish is on Bads side :)

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And if the smile is Bads discord icon, why did it show a picture of Lucy during the call with ElQ .... for another day that theory 😏

#qsmp thoughts #qsmp theory #qsmp eggs #qsmp liveblogging #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp cellbit #qsmp forever #qsmp baghera #qsmp bbh #qsmp maximus #qsmp quackity #qsmp election #qsmp el quackity #qsmp capybaras #qsmp mr mustard #qsmp charlie slimecicle #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp philza #qsmp foolish #qsmp lore #qsmpblr #qsmp federation #qsmp cucurucho #qsmp osito bimbo #qsmp day 139

[icewindandboringhorror]

More misc. daily life pictures and such

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1 & 2 - Very bright pretty looking sky ! #2. HUGE icicle that looked like you could kill someone with it or something.. Pulled from near a gutter on the side of a building #3. & 4 & 5 - various images from a silly party I had where I pretended to be some elf king turning like 204 years old lol (also not like #a REAL party. Only my roommates were there really and we're all in the same household bubble. #just to clarify. I would never dare have a large party anyway given #my hermitous nature but on top of that.. didn't want there to be some implication that I'm having a Party while covid is still ongoing lol. #NEVER.. But I do love dressing up as some fantasy character so much.. The only thing that could ever bring a true hermit wizard #to engage with others socially is the prospect of connecting it somehow to fantasy worlds and costumes lol. One must simply dress up #as a silly 200 year old man from time to time and pretend you've never seen a balloon before in your life. etc. #6. bapy boye... feets #7. The main food that I made for the elderly elf man 'party'. which was a Deconstructed Beef Wellington (kind of as ajoke since I watch s #o many silly cooking competition shows and they always make stuff 'deconstructed' at the last minute when under time limits or whatever.) #I've wanted to make beef wellington a few times but Ithink to do it well I'd need like..an actual kitchen and a lot of time and #an oven that fully works to bake things and etc. etc. So I thought this would be an easier method. A thick steak cut round to kind of mimi #c the round tenderloin or whatever it is in a wellington. instead of the puff pastry being wrapped around - I just did star shaped cut outs #of pastry and baked them and put them on top (to go with the star theme). instead of mushroom duxelles being wrapped around in pastry #its in a little circle under the steak. and instead of mustard being brushed onto the meat I made a mustard gravy sauce type of thing #Then of course asparagus on the side.. my favorite... Though I know some wellington #also has a layer of prosciutto I think. or I saw one person use crepes. I didn't feel it was necessary to incorporate that too lol #8. bapy son helping me do a giant puzzle that took me hours and I had no idea it was actually that large of a puzzle #until I started putting it together and for some reason it made me stressed by the end instead of relaxed lol.. puzzle fatigue #photo diary

[lesbianspeedy]

Bart Allen/Kid Flash & Mia Dearden/Speedy Green Arrow Vol. 3 #46 Teen Titans Vol. 3 #21 - #34

#mia dearden #bart allen #kid flash #speedy #impulse #dc comics #they are just little guys! #ik bart stans prefer impulse and i have no stake in that but look at my lil ketchup and mustard pals! #the lil bandage one :) they r friends #like i said in that post abt bart on a team with mia #he and mia 'i think fast i talk fast' dearden should've had more time together #comic panels #dcedit #comicedit #if youre wondering if i had to edit every single panel to fix mia's arrow colour the answer is absolutely i did #special squirrel cameo up there by mr garfield logan #thought about editing him out but #i honestly. could not be bothered #this one goes out to user miadeardn

[thresholdbb]

AU where Paris doesn’t make the Threshold test flight and Harry does it instead

#ketchup and mustard’s escapades #how many children do they have when Kim inevitably kidnaps Paris #mpreg in my Star Trek?! #Janeway tried to get Paris to step down and have Harry do it but Paris threw a lil fit #sonic shower thoughts #threshold #star trek voyager #I’m writing a very depressing email clearly this is more fun #I know there’s already a vibrant threshold AU #i see you and appreciate you threshold AU-ers

[maskedserpent]

Behold, a title

Well, this is my first tumblr post since I have joined Tumblr today, so I guess I should make it a nice little intro so people can know what I’m about… yeah, no. You guys get to learn about my college snacking experience instead.

So, at my college there is a little cafe area I go into and grab a handful of mustard packets from to sip on throughout the day because they’re free and I like mustard. Anyway, today I thought I would try a nice hot sauce packet because they have those as well, specifically the Original Cholula hot sauce, so I got one and I drank it and it was… interesting. It honestly reminded me of those spicy pickles that people might get at a gas station. Not bad, but I think I'll stick with the mustard. Have a good day.

#first post #hot sauce #gas station pickles #mustard #other tags #I also like snakes #I was told Tumblr likes stupid tags so I thought I’d try

[mustard-minneola]

kinning dave because im trans i had a shitty dad and i dont eat that often and i have a dogshit taste in music and i collect dead things

kinning bro because i would be a shitty dad

kinning dirk because horse :) and im very isolated

kinning lil hal because stupid ass robot ai lets go lets go felt

#cw ed #?? #dave strider kin #bro strider #dirk strider kin #lil hal kin #mustard thoughts

[mann-of-1000-thoughts]

The Indie Animation scene has been growing significantly. I felt it was time to highlight some major Indie darlings. As well as bring back an old video series.

#the amazing digital circus #lackadaisy #port by the sea #sublo and tangy mustard #Yuki 7 #pomni #indie animation #indie animated series #indie cartoon #quick thoughts #Youtube

[piranha-shan]

Theron trying to eat a hotdog, except the hotdog just slides out of the bun as he’s about to take a bite, and he’s just left with disappointment and a bun full of mustard.

#theron shan #swtor #swtor theron #theron #theron thoughts #mustard #mustard boy #theron slander #theron shan slander #hotdogs

[briwates]

Writing a fic where Ms Ji walks Gaon through an old photo album of Isaac and Yohan, and I can't decide if I want them to be a pair of very calm kids who she almost never needed to worry about in terms of mischief....or if they were half calm, half putting themselves in situations where Yohan was swinging from tree branches upside down from his ankles and his brother was acting as a scrawny safety net ("an experiment" yohan said)

#the devil judge #tdj thoughts #you know how kids are. even the calm collected seemingly mature ones #ms ji starting to think it was too quiet in that big house...until she finds yohan recreating mustard gas with the cleaning products #stored in the basement #considering canon he was probably a calm kid but can you imagine kang yohan 12 years old scientifically curious menace #xyz

[epickiya722]

Snipe 🤝 Lady Nagant

Their specialty

Where is hell is Snipe?!

#and shooting shigaraki #dude has been through it this whole time huh? #imagine the first person to actually get the drop on you is a cowboy high school teacher #damn he needs a break #oh and then there's mustard #he had a gun too #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #just kiya's thoughts #bnha 378 #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #lady nagant #snipe #snipe bnha #snipe mha