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mrminty · 11 months
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20 Questions Tag Thingy
RULES: Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better. Well I’ve never been a great one for rules other than for safety but here goes, well a light hearted go anyway
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Thank you @naturelvr-69 for tagging me, sorry it’s taken so long to reply. 🐸👍🏻
1. Name, identification class or category ?
2. Nickname, I’ve never stolen anyone’s name !
3. Zodiac. Wasn’t that the pilot/captain of Fireball XL5
4. Height 226m / 741 ft currently
5. Language. Daily
6. Nationality. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 & 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 & 🇯🇪= 🇬🇧
7. Favourite Season. I’ll take any that isn’t wet ☔️ right now.
8. Favourite flower. Homepride self raising. My wife’s baking is fantastic.
9. Favourite scent. New mown hay, brings happy childhood memories of being chased off by the farmer for ruining his haystack.
10. Favourite colour. I don’t really have a favourite, I do like hazel 👁’s. though.
11. Favourite animal. To look at, I like the majesty of the Blue Whale it wouldn’t make for a good pet though.
12. Favourite fictional character. Book, Film or TV ? I have 3 equally strong characters.
13. Coffee, Tea or Hot chocolate. None of the above. I can’t do caffeine anymore so it’s decaffeinated coffe for me, or just good old plain filtered H2O
14. Average sleep 3 to 4 hours on a good night.
15. Dog or Cat person. If I could I’d have a dog and I would call him George and I’d love him and pet him. Name the cartoon !
16. Number of blankets. None, a Duvet and a wife who turns into a blazing hot furnace.
17. Dream trip. Well as long as it’s a dream, I’d like to visit my Dad and show him his great granddaughter.
18. Blog established. Current version around 8 years, but I have also been @wasmrminty and @waswasmrminty after I got frozen out of my original version of mrminty, then I managed to get @mrminty going again. Both other versions have been closed.
19. Followers. 560+ very creative people from around the globe 🌍.
20. Random fact. I have letters after my name but never use them.
Like I said I’ve never been a great one for rules.
And let’s not make it too easy for identity theft fellow tumblr’s, unfortunately it’s a sad fact of life nowadays.
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nqmonarch · 2 months
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Valentines Day w/ HSR Characters!
Doing Calc homework and am very stressed, i can feel it everywhere in my body. the math is just not mathing mentally today (i looked at trigonometric identities today so maybe thats why)
Just writing out some messy ideas to take a break
Btw if u sent in a request and I haven't answered it yet I am working on it thank you for your uh question ask thingy i appreciate it, i like to know what people like to read bcus tbh i like to write anything altho jingyuan gets like +10 points cus he fluffy
Valentines Day With Some HSR Characters (Jing Yuan, Blade, Dan Heng, Stelle)
Jing Yuan
Jing Yuan is old school romantic. You cannot tell me he wouldn't arrive home with a big bouquet of roses (does HSR even have roses?) and 20 other gifts, including but not limiting to boxes of chocolate, teddy bears, and at least one gag gift. There's gotta be at least one, he'd make a dad joke out of it too.
Then he'd reserve one of the best restaurants on the Luofu and bring you there. He'd probably have booked a private room, thank goodness because no one wants to hear the general continuously compliment you until you're a puddle on the floor. What he is best at is attacks. But if he gets a compliment in return he'll freeze up for a moment before playfully returning it.
Jing Yuan doesn't put on his normal coy facade today, instead he just embraces how much he loves you because he's happy to still have you in his life.
Blade
Blade does not know it's Valentine's Day. It's not his fault, cut him some slack. Anyway Kafka probably reminds him that it's Valentine's Day about half way through the day to which he goes into a silent panic. You can't tell he's panicking he's just staring at the wall with a blank face, he actually looks like he wants to murder someone.
The two of you end up celebrating though! He... pulls something together, it really is something. Sure he smells like blood and the waiters are scared, and taking over this restaurant for a Valentine's Day dinner was definitely not in the script but... It could be worse. He's trying his best, really.
Afterwards you and Blade share lots of cuddles! Something he's pretty good at! Holding you just tight enough, and keeping you close to his side-- you just won't be able to get up if you want to get water or anything. He doesn't say too much but you can feel the love in each caress.
Dan Heng
Dan Heng doesn't really like going out, why would he when all he needs is right by his side? So the two of you stay on the express in the archives. What matters isn't where you are but the company. He'd probably get you a few trinkets from different places he's collected over the years, a necklace, a sick looking compass, whatever fits your vibe.
Dan Heng would probably also write you a love poem, and make you read it or awkwardly recite it in front of you. If you read it out loud though he will get unbelievably embarrassed and snatch it away from you. He'd give it back but he'd take some coaxing, be nice okay? His face is already red.
Then when the night draws to a close the two of you would curl up together on that sorry excuse of what he calls a bed. The majority of your body would be on Dan Heng's using him as a pillow, and his arms would be wrapped around your body keeping you still and warm.
Dan Heng's bed is not it man. Personally, I'd get back problems.
Stelle
"You are the one who deserves the golden trash the most," Truly romantic words from Stelle as she hands you a golden trashbag. That is just the first of the gifts she gives you tonight, and the one that's most valuable to her. It's the thought that counts right? You still have no idea what she's talking about when she mentions fighting Sampo as a trashcan...
The two of you spend a romantic night together, walking down the quiet streets of Belobog, and-- did Stelle just investigate a trashcan again? You should be used to this. On the bright side, every time she gets something cool she comes up to you with the biggest smile on her face, it's beyond adorable. Sometimes the trashcans even have good stuff, like a scarf Stelle lets you wear that thankfully doesn't smell like trash.
It's just good to spend time with the person you love. She spends her time catching you up on everything new from her adventures, and when it's too cold to stay out any longer the two of you head to the Astral Express. Where you shower together and then doze off on one of the Express' couch cushions while playing games. Your head rests against Stelle's reminding you, you're never alone.
Okay I need to get back to homework, fun break thanks guys. Imagine being alone on Valentines Day couldn't be me, I have my Calc Homework. It told me I was integral to it <3 legit peak partner material.
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thecomfortgoth · 8 months
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Kiss From A Rose
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Eddie Munson x Fem Reader
18+ MDNI (istfg do not)
2k words (I got carried away lol)
CW: smut, masturbation with a toy (F receiving, M giving), praise kink, soft!dom Eddie, oral sex at the end (F receiving), lil bit fluffy and lovey, established relationship, reader and Eddie are in their mid/late 20's, pet names, no use of y/n, little bit of possessiveness ig
Please let me know if I missed anything above
A/N: Here's a small drabble that may or may not have come to me in the form of my overactive imagination at night, I will not be taking any further questions, thankyouuuuu. Feedback is very appreciated as this is my first ever smut drabble thingy I've ever written and I'm nervous lol. Banners and seperators made by me (it was my first go, I tried my best)
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You're not sure how long you've been laying here. Not sure how long you've been trying to muffle your whines and gasps as your boyfriend Eddie gives you the kind of orgasms you'd only been able to dream about before you met him. After all, you definitely don't want your roommates to wake up again hearing you two going at it like a couple of horny teenagers. You'd only just moved in and one awkward breakfast had been enough for you to tell Eddie when they were home, you both had to keep it down.
To which he just smirked and said "Is that a challenge sweetheart?"
That's what lead to this. To him having you laying on your back in your bed that very same night, legs parted wide for him, the man in question laid on his side next to you, an arm slung around you grabbing at the soft skin of your breasts and teasing the peaks of your nipples with his fingertips, his other hand between your legs using your rose vibrator on your throbbing clit.
Your pussy had really been through it tonight, since you'd lost count of how many orgasms you'd had now. And Eddie knew that god damn toy made you crumble with ease, especially when he used it on you. He just seemed to do it right, seemed to inherently know exactly how to make it suck at your soaked clit in just the right way, at just the right angle. And he would build it up torturously slow, inching the pressure and speed up bit by fucking bit. He was a bastard for that, but holy fuck did you love it.
"Does that feel good, angel? Oh it does doesn't it? I can tell from that beautiful look on your face, you're gonna lose it soon aren't you baby?" He coo's mockingly sweet in your ear, a low dark chuckle coming from him, his voice just above a whisper as he kisses along your cheek and jaw, down to the juncture of your neck, groaning low and quiet, small growls every now and then when you clench this way or that way, twitch in his arms a little too much, almost like the hum of an engine. His solid cock lay between the underside of your thigh and his own stomach, his arm keeping you from moving it at all, his hips rolling against your plushness as he chased any friction he could while he brought you over the edge again and got his stamina back to fuck you again.
He couldn't give *you* a break though. No, you were going to keep falling apart for him until you either begged him to stop or he was done with you, whatever came first. And you knew you'd *never* beg for such a thing, you loved when he did this, you loved when he was like this, completely insatiable, almost primal and obsessed and needy to give you as many delicious endings as he could. That was Eddie's thing. He was definitely a giver. Seeing you get off was enough to make him jizz his pants. And it had several times in the past.
You fisted the sheet beneath you, turning your head slightly to look at him through half lidded misty eyes, seeing him look at you with both fondness and lust, his breath now fanning your face. Your chest was heaving, your tits moving rapidly with each breath you took, a thin layer of sweat formed over the expanse of your body as he gazed over you, a small grunt coming from him as he turned the damn toy he had attached to your bud up a notch, making you gasp loudly, your lips twitching as they opened wider.
"Yeah? That it, baby? Right there? Come on, let me have it, gimme another one, you're doing so fucking good for me angel, so so fucking good, always so good" he said, his voice raspy and hoarse, almost sounding as fucked out as you felt. His bangs were stuck to his forehead and you were both panting into each others mouths, hips rolling in opposite directions, rushing towards that cliffs edge you both so desperately needed right now at god knows what time in the night it was.
He was completely in awe with you, with how you looked so effortlessly breathtaking, even in the darkness of your bedroom, the only light provided from the moon outside peeking through your thin curtains. He watched how your whole body almost glittered with perspiration, making you look even more ethereal than he originally had thought. He was so fucking gone for you, it was ridiculous. He found himself falling more and more for you in the simplest of ways. And in the filthiest of ways.
"Eddie.." you sighed, almost sounding desperate, lips parted and wet, eyes half rolling back in your head as you reached forward and clung to his bicep, nails digging in a little and leaving little half moon marks in his skin.
You could feel that ball tightening low in your gut, the rush of blood going straight to your head and the pounding of your heart in your ears. "Baby, be good for me yeah? Be good and cum for me, just once more, just one more time, please sweetheart, need to see you cum again, so bad, show me how good I make you feel, angel" he almost whined, sounding as desperate as you felt and looked right now.
It was then that you suddenly gasped, your mouth hung open in a silent scream as your head lulled back, your eyes rolling right into your skull as your hips bucked up into the air, your toes curling into the mattress and your legs stiffening, feeling that hot white heat spill over you, your orgasm washing away every last thought you had in your mind and leaving only crippling pleasure in its wake.
Eddie coaxed and praised you through it, mumbling his own pussydrunk curses as he kissed your jaw sloppily and spilled out his own release onto your thigh and his torso at the exact same time, not even caring about the clean up job he'd absolutely have to do when you were done. There was already cum and sweat and spit all over both of you and the poor new grey cotton sheets your best friend had bought you as a moving present.
"There she is, that's my good girl, so fucking beautiful when you cum for me, so fucking beautiful all the time but god.. I can't get enough of that.. wish I could bottle that and have it with me all the time" he groaned, slowing his actions down as he rolled the toy around your clit a little more, making you whimper a little higher pitched and jerk in his arms from the oversensitivity of it all, pushing at his arm to signal him to stop. He shushed you, soothing you gently as he turned the toy off and pulled it away from you, tossing it to the end of the bed. He'd deal with cleaning that later too.
He rolled your now tired limp body onto your side, pulling you against his chest, feeling the sticky warmth between you both, but neither of you caring. He kissed you sweetly, slowly, lovingly, just wanting to feel you close as he held you tight, his arms feeling like the safest warmest security blanket you'd ever had. You lazily wrapped your arms around him, small aftershocks wracking through you as you whimpered quietly against his lips. It was a wonder after being together this long that he still made you feel like the giggly shy schoolgirl you used to be when you'd first met in high school. And truth be told, he had felt the same way that whole decade ago now. He still feels that way, he's sure he'd always feel that way.
You both kiss for what seems like forever, lips meeting in sync with each other, spit connecting you when you pause for a mere breath before immediately getting back to it, making out with each other like if you didn't you'd cease to exist or crumble to nothing in each others hold.
"You always make me feel like I'm floating, Eds. Never gonna get enough, never gonna get tired of it" you whispered against his lips when you stole a quick breath, his hands roaming your sides and back. You hear him groan ever so slightly.. and suddenly you're on your back again, he's hovering over you, kissing you hungrier and needier again.
You shouldn't have opened your damn mouth.
He begins kissing his way down your jaw again, your hands finding purchase in his damp curls at the back of his head, making his way to your throat where he nips at it a little, teeth sinking into already bruised flesh where he'd sucked half a dozen hickeys into your skin already earlier this evening, making you whimper pathetically.
"Eddie.. I... I can't.." you whine, and he shakes his head.
"You can doll, I know my pretty girl can, can't you baby? You wanna be good for me right?" he mumbles almost absent mindedly, now mouthing over your collarbones as his fingertips pinch at your sensitive nipples, making you arch your back and whine way back in your throat. You do want to be good for him. Because he's always so good for you. He is good for you, in every meaning of the phrase.
You know exactly where this is going already.. you thought it was over for tonight. And you thought wrong. You don't have the will to tell your beautiful boy no when he's like this. Nor do you really have the sense to.
Eddie kisses between the valley of your breasts, down your sweat slicked stomach, his tongue peeking out to flick over each of your nipples in passing, his hands engulfing your thighs once again and spreading you open, completely indecent to the world and completely at his mercy. You don't have the energy to push him away. Not that you want to anyway.
He finally settles between your legs, kissing the small mound just above your clit as you watch him through wet eyes, your lashes already coated with the formation of tears, your chest heaving and your breath laboured again.
Brown orbs connect with your own, animalistic and hungry as his gaze flicks to your cunt and then back to your eyes, a small curse coming from him as he mutters something under his breath about how pretty you look like this for him, which makes your breath catch in your throat. He finally settles down onto his belly, ringed fingers digging in and pushing your thighs as far as they could go, your legs shaking a little as he does so. One of Eddie's favourite things in the world was this. Having you obscenely open for him, your cunt inches from his watering mouth, completely naked and unravelled. Completely you. The you only he gets to see. And only would ever get to see for the rest of your fucking life, if he has anything to say about it.
He leans down after studying your glistening folds for a moment, sticking his tongue out and licking a long stripe from your entrance to your clit, groaning a little too loudly as his eyes flutter closed and you watch him. You can't even muster the strength to scold him, especially not through your own strangled moan as he does so, placing small gentle kisses against your poor aching clit as he finishes his lewd slurp of you, looking up at you with his eyes almost now black.
"One more for me princess, yeah? Just gotta taste you again then I'm done, one more, promise baby. Remember, gotta be quiet yeah? Don't want them to hear us do we?" He smirked into your cunt, knowing you were both way past that at this point.
But it was never just one more. You didn't mind one fucking bit that it was never one more. Nor did you really mind the noise now.
Awkward breakfasts were so fucking worth this.
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Thank you for reading my late night random filth lol. Please let me know if you enjoyed this and if you'd want more in the future. I have so many ideas for drabbles, fics, series and more.
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aeoncss · 24 days
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hihi! just came across your blog during a fixation trip on mike from fnaf. i love how u write the hcs, it's endearing (i don't make sense rn, sorry). could i request a fluffy with just a hint of nsfw with an olderbf! mike? like the reader is early 20s while he's in mid/late 20s..? the au thingy has me in a chokehold i don't wanna get out of anytime soon.. if you're not comfy, it's alright!
—°^°🍀
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and i love her | olderbf!mike x fem!reader
an: anon, i was at work when you sent this and i haven’t stopped thinking about it since. because it also wasn’t specified, i’m using fem!reader for this prompt but i will gladly do a gn!reader version if that’s what you wanted instead <3 thank you so much too!!
cw: nsfw (18+!), hints to a unstable home life, mentions of insecurity.
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the two of you first met while working at the local mall. you worked retail in one of the clothing shops mike used to frequent, and soon enough through time, the two of you began having breaks and lunches together. they were short and 9/10 times were always interrupted by somebody needing mike, but the time spent together was enjoyed nonetheless.
mike, honestly, didn’t think much of it until he brought abby over one day on his day off, needing to get her some new clothes for school. he stopped by your shop, saying a quick hello and allowed abby to look around for a minute while you two conversed.
after a bit, abby turned back around and skipped over to her older brother — standing beside him as her eyes glanced up at you from behind the vendor counter.
“are you my brother’s girlfriend?”
the panic that instantly flew into mike’s body left him speechless. wide eyed, lips parted, stuttering so hard he could barely speak. not to mention, how fast his cheeks grew red.
he couldn’t lie to himself, there was a growing reason why he started enjoying kept away moments with you. mike was slowly developing a crush, but the thought of it absolutely terrified him.
you two weren’t far apart in age, but he still had some years on you. you were in college, slowly beginning to make a name for yourself and a future worth working towards — while mike? he was using every second taking care of abby and attempting to keep their lives afloat just for her sake.
he didn’t have a support system, and truth be told, he was more than just down in the dumps. rock bottom was stirring in hot.
you deserved someone more stable. more capable than him, and god knows you would never look at someone like him.
however, a smile graced your lips rather than a shocked expression at abby’s question. you leaned over the counter, grinning as you dropped a dum-dum into her hand.
“we’re just good friends,” you chuckled - eyes flickering between mike and his little sister, “but who knows? fate is a funny thing.”
“what’s fate?” abby replied back, beaming at the lollipop now resting in her palm.
mike’s heart was fucking pounding. he couldn’t even hear you responding back to abby, all he could focus on was how his heartbeat echoed inside his ears and how hard his stomach fluttered.
soon after that, the two of you began dating. it only took one date and a late night kiss at your doorstep to make things official.
the dynamic of your relationship is different than anything mike has had in the past.
you keep him up to date with things he normally doesn’t pay attention to. what celebrity is dating who, what new fashion trends are in and out. things of that nature.
he absolutely fucking loves it when you start rambling about topics regarding that. he’ll sit and watch you, a quirked smile on his lips as he nods and hums along.
“angelina jolie and who? tell me more, hun.”
adores calling you pet names. prefers babe, baby, and honey.
when he’s sleepy, he is clingy — super clingy. doesn’t want to sleep without you because now he’s so used to having your weight against him and in his arms.
likes to sleep with his head on your lap or stomach, especially when the two of you are laying on his couch, but in bed he prefers being the big spoon with his head either on your shoulder or pressed against your back.
breakfast in bed MASTER.
loves, loves waking you up on a day off with some freshly made breakfast and a smoothie, if he has the groceries for it, and always admires the sleepy smile that stretches across your lips when you realize what’s happening.
mike also loves it whenever you go to him for advice. needing help with something rumbling in your car, needing to figure out how to send in a specific document or form, really basic and mundane stuff. but it makes his heart soar, knowing that you trust him enough to seek that from him.
absolutely knew he wanted to marry you the second abby began asking around for you more often, wanting to do girls-nights together and sleepovers.
the fact that abby loved you and trusted you enough as well — that was all mike needed.
the three of you try to have nights where you all go out or do something for abby at least a few times a week, if your work schedules allow it.
most of the time, it’s taking abby to the nearby park and watching her play around with her friends for a few hours before walking back home. or heading to a nice restaurant to have dinner together.
nsfw —
he was hesitant on being intimate with you for the first few months. not because he didn’t want to — trust me, he wanted to — but because it had been so long with his previous relationships that he was afraid of even bringing the topic up.
during a late night drive, wanting to look at some christmas lights being put up before the holiday, mike was going to bring it up..
however, it never exactly did — when you pulled him into the backseat after parking in a secluded area and riding him after.
now he’s not afraid lmao
mike is a fucking sucker for eating you out. man is a munch, all day every day.
with given consent, will absolutely wake you up by eating you out. groans into your pussy when you stir awake, slowly and tenderly rolling his tongue between your folds as you’re struggling to keep yourself quiet.
he’s not insanely dominant, but he has his moments, especially after a long day at work, where all he wants is to fuck you into the mattress.
hand on your head, moans being muffled by his pillow as he thrusts into you from behind — biting onto his shirt to keep himself quiet while he watches his cock sink into you over and over.
tries not to have rough or fast sex on his bed. it’s fucking squeaky.
if you’re going to take a shower, he’s coming with.
likes slowly thrusting into you while pushed up against the cold tile wall, fingers intertwined with your hands above your head as he moans softly into your mouth. goes at a steady pace, slowly dragging himself in and out between your walls until his head drops into the crook of your shoulder, a whimper falling from his lips as he fills you up.
lots, and i mean LOTS of praise. always when you’re riding him or if you’re in missionary together.
“that’s it— fuck, baby, you feel so fucking good..”
“yeah? you can take it. just a little bit more… just like that..”
aftercare always. even after a quickie right before work, he’s kissing you sweetly before getting dressed (all with a little bit a wobble to his legs), grabbing you a little snack and some water to get yourself going again.
or he’ll happily cuddle you in bed, bathing in the afterglow as you two settle your breaths and relax into one another.
will always love a bath together if you suggest it. whatever his baby wants, his baby is gonna get. mike will sit behind you in the tub, doesn’t even matter if it’s cramped or he’s sitting awkwardly, and will let you relax against him as he gently combs throughout your hair or helps you wash yourself off.
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unrefinedmusings · 1 year
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Hi! I hope you’re doing good 💙. I’ve been thinking of a specific request for DAYSSS and I finally had the time to write it down and submit it.
It’s for Joel, of course 🤣. It’s pretty long and very specific HAHAHA. So I apologize in advance
Like the reader never had a good experience with sex, like maybe her first time was terrible and it was either before the outbreak or after, whichever you want. So it sets around the time they get to Jackson, maybe they stayed a few extra days because the reader convinced him. The reader makes friends and helps the kitchen prepare dinner for the evening, so the reader and the group of women are talking about their experiences and when she tells them about her first and only time having sex it was terrible and she didn’t even get to cum because the guy didn’t know what to do nor cared for her. And of course, Joel almost walks in because Maria had asked him to fix a broken shelf or wooden counter that Tommy would always forget to do. So when he hears her say a long the line, “I haven’t had an orgasm” or “My first time with a guy was terrible, he didn’t even make me cum”, he freezes and stays hidden hearing everything. For the rest, you can decide to either have Tommy find him hiding and teases him on his crush with the reader before the two of them walked in the kitchen casually as if Joel didn’t hear a thing or skip to Joel maybe bluntly asking the reader about her “past relationships” while they pick up the mess in the living room that Ellie made before going to bed.
got v carried away with this one. also i changed this up a little bit. just a scenario where joel is living in jackson with ellie. no references to specific plot points of the show/game. thank you for the request and hope you enjoy :)
Joel Miller x Reader
warnings: age gap (reader is ~20 younger than Joel), talking about sex, allusions to smut, suggestive situations, tiniest mention of violence
I could show you, darlin'
"Careful around the stove, Ellie," you warned the girl standing to your left.
"I know," she grumbled, continuing to stir a pot of stew.
Given Ellie's upbringing in the QZ, she knew little about cooking when she and Joel settled in Jackson. You were a few doors down from them and became friends with Ellie during her shifts at the community garden. Most of your time was spent there due to your green thumb.
You and Maria had taken it upon yourselves to teach Ellie the basics of making a meal. The teenager was currently helping cook dinner for three of you, as well as Joel and Tommy once they returned from patrol.
I hope Joel is wearing that green flannel, always makes his shoulders look-
You shook your head, disrupting your thoughts about the man whose presence made you blush cherry pink. Despite loving your new friendship with Ellie, seeing Joel more often was making your crush worse.
You were cutting up a pile of potatoes when Ellie asked, "Can I ask you guys...a sex question?"
You paused in your motions. The topic made you uncomfortable, but you didn't want to discourage Ellie's curiosity and answered, "Oh...of course."
"Okay, so I heard an older guy telling a story about sex in the big mess hall. I wasn't eavesdropping, he was talkin' loud. Didn't catch all of it but he mentioned the Eiffel Tower? Wasn't that the pointy thingy in France? Did he mean he did it up there?"
Your face flushed at the realization of what was being discussed. Luckily, Maria chimed in before you had to.
"No, he was referencing a certain sexual position. I won't get into specifics, but the name is a crude reference to what it looks like."
Maria's straight forward nature was one of your favorite things about her, especially right now. Conversations about this subject always left you nervous.
A few minutes later, Ellie groaned. "Damnit! I forgot the carrots. I'll run over to the garden, back in 5. Keep the stove on," she yelled, sprinting out and letting the backdoor slam shut behind her.
She must be hungry.
After a few moments Maria asked, "So do you have any fun stories like that?"
Your eyes widened. "Like what?"
She smiled and said, "Like sex stories. Anything worth mentioning?"
You sighed. "Honestly, no. I was pretty young when the outbreak happened so by the time sex was on my mind, survival always took priority. I couldn't trust anybody for a while. I've only been intimate with someone a handful of times. Always rushed, not at all satisfying. I put the urge out of my mind because I was always looking out for danger."
You paused before your next admission. Despite how vulnerable you felt, Maria was a good friend and you knew she wouldn't judge you.
"Living in Jackson has been amazing, finding peace after so long. However, it's given my mind time to...wander. Been wanting to touch someone again. I can take care of myself just fine, but I'm starting to get real lonely late at night," you confess, huffing out a laugh at the end.
"You're a lovely person and there are a lot of potential suitors for you in town who would agree with me," she says, laying plates on the table.
Unbeknownst to you, one of those suitors had arrived a few minutes earlier with Tommy, their entrance drowned out by the sound of Ellie's hasty exit. While his brother went upstairs to wash up, Joel overheard your conversation. He knew it was wrong, but he couldn't help but listen in.
Joel had liked you since he met you. Though his attitude came off indifferent, you always had a warm smile at the ready when you saw him. He watched the way you mentored Ellie, teaching her about all the good that can come from just dirt and sunshine.
It wasn't just friendship and respect, though. He knew that on the nights when the weather was warm and you'd wear a dress to dinner. Nights when he'd sneak glimpses at your bare skin, committing each precious inch to memory. Once, he had to excuse himself from the table when you pressed a glass of lemonade to your exposed sternum. The thought of licking up drops of condensation that fell down your neckline fueled his midnight fantasies for a week.
And now here you were, standing in his brother's kitchen talking about how you wanted to be touched. How you never had been before, not really, not the right way.
He could show you, how it should go when two people lay down together. Despite having gone long periods without, Joel had never lost his skill when it came to sex. It was instinctual for him, natural in a way that couldn't be unlearned.
Maybe he could do that for you. Make you feel good the way it's supposed to be, the way you deserved.
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Tommy and Maria took Ellie to the movies after dinner, leaving you and Joel alone. He invited you onto the back porch, the area illuminated by string lights. It was a cool summer night, the gentle breeze ruffling the hem of your skirt. The two of you sat in silence on the wooden porch swing. He drank a beer while you sipped on a sweet tea with some kick.
Guilt and something else had been eating away at Joel all night. When your eyes caught his, he broke the silence.
"I need to admit somethin' to you. I overheard you earlier, when you were talking to Maria about your, uh...experiences."
Your heart stopped. This couldn't be happening. A knife to the gut would have been preferable to him knowing your most private desires.
"Oh god-"
You stood to leave but he caught your wrist, forcing you to turn to him. Even seated, Joel's build left you feeling small in front of him.
"Wait, please. I'm only bringing it up 'cause I didn't want you thinking it was bad you were feelin' that way. S'not wrong to want that, to want somebody."
Your knees felt wobbly, a combination of his words in the air and rough fingertips grazing along your forearm.
"I know the feeling too. Our pasts might be different, but the longin' is natural. Human. Don't be ashamed, darlin'."
Your eyes never left him as he spoke, his dark gaze holding you in place. You stopped breathing as the hand that wasn't holding your wrist came up to your face, cupping your cheek. His calloused thumb stroked your cheek, find a resting place on your bottom lip. Your eyes fluttered shut at the sensation. He pressed down lightly on your lip, wetting just the tip of his thumb against your tongue.
His other hand let go of your arm to hold the side of your neck, squeezing for only a moment, but still enough to make your whole body shudder in his grasp and hold onto his shoulders for balance.
"God, you are just aching for it," he remarked, in awe of you.
His touch moved lower, grazing over the curves of your body before grasping your thighs. Slowly sliding the material of your skirt up, he whispered, "Tell me to stop, darlin'."
Never.
"No, please no! Don't stop, please, plea-"
"Shh, shh, easy there. You don't have to beg, sweet girl," he cooed, his hands reaching the fabric of your panties and grasping your hips. "Gon' give you what you need, everythin' you been missing. Lemme show you, darlin'."
Yes.
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Sting me once, shame on you.
Sting me twice, shame on me.
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[🌊] CONTEXT ; Experiment gone wrong !!! Reader is a jellyfish, dottores experimenting for a way to turn them into human, Readers immortal and also fembodied or they just have tiddies, Both reader and dottore are meanies, Labrat x Scientist relationship? is it even a relationship??
—Pre-Context abt reader ; Reader has no gender for this one, they just have tiddies wether their man tits or breasts. also they have no puss or dick, their lower body is just legit looks like a jellyfishes body.
°˖✧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚✧˖°
Its been several years. Knowing how you've lived in 'safe' waters, you didnt worry about death much. It was a long, quiet two houndred years alone in the deep sea of teyvat that you've spent all alone.
Untill he found you.
You never went above the waters, staying a safe distance from the mortals that lived on land.
The Fatui took you away, sending you to a lab within snezhnaya. Surrendering you to a blue haired fucked up looking 'Doctor'. He never told you what his name was, nor did he ever look consistent. Some days he looks as if he was in his late 30s, other days he'd look around 20. Whats up with that? You wondered.
You wont complain much though, you have your own personal and private little area or 'pool' was what the doctor said. Letting you do whatever, in exchange, he'd run experiments on your body.
It was obvious that it cant be the same doctor that you kept talking to, with how different he acts every time he checks on you, and how his age changes.
Are all humans like this? You wondered.
Nonetheless, despite his inconsistence, he still seemed to have one goal.
"Have you ever wanted to become a human?" The Doctor asked, his hands behind his back. You could feel his grim eyes on you.
His hands cautiously touched your stingers, accidentally brushing against the bulb and triggering you to shock him.
"Tch," His eyes narrowed, retracting his covered hand. Thankfully he was wearing a full-body suit this time, you already poisoned three of his younger clones. He walked from you as the other clones from behind the glass watched and took notes. The clones hand had twitched as he walked away from your pool.
You looked up at him from the pool, "Its not my fault, Did he not tell you to be careful where you touch?" You mocked the older clone as he left.
Its been several hours, numerous experiments have been going on one after the other. You want to be human, Dottore wants to 'study' your species, its a win-win in your eyes.
˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗
[⛲] NSFW incoming , dw its kinda light !! (kkukuukukuku 'inCOMING' kekekekekek)
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Your dull eyes glanced over to the metallic doors, hearing shuffling from the other side.
The doors opened and surprise! Its another clone— you think, but this one doesn't have that one tube thingy that the previous ones wore. Eh, maybe its somewhere more discreet. No way the real Doctor would come in without any protection while there weren't any clones outside of the glass window. Right?
He motioned you to bring your upper-body forward to him, And you did so with little to no reluctance, as you went closer you examined him for a moment. Eyes narrowed as they practically scanned him.
Oh, it isnt a clone. Its him
"[REDACTED]," Dottore called out your name with a faux softness, unable to read his expression and intentions as his crow-like mask covered half of his face. Flicking your forehead when you slightly leaned forward at the mention of your name. "Quit being such a pest."
"Ouh—" You whine, glaring at him, pointing your stingers in his direction. "Why did you even come here unarmed??" You question.
"Because its my lab??" Dottore replied sarcastically, rolling his eyes as he rolled up his sleeve. Revealing the many stings, scars, bruises, and scratch marks that covered his hands up to his forearms.
"Another experiment?" tilting your head slightly as you looked at his hands on his lap. Placing your palms at the edge of the pool.
"Precisely, though i trust this one wont have anything to do with 'our' goal, just a reward for your good behaviour, Dear Pet." He said, pulling you up and sitting you infront of him. Your cold, wet back against his clothed chest.
"Oh..?" Looking up at him with your hand on your lap as he pulled you closer to him. Your body dripping and making the floor beneath you slippery. "Oh!" You let that sink.
You waited patiently as his hands unwrapped the cloth covering your chest, holding your hair away as he focused on undoing the wrappings. You let out a soft exhale as the pressure and tightness of the bounds were loosened then removed, his hands taking their place as he gave your chest a slight squeeze.
His chin rested on the top of your head as his fingers ran circles around your chest, massaging and caressing each surface. Dottore releases a quiet hum as he did so.
"Look at me," The doctor said, to which you unquestioningly obliged. Dull eyes locking in with his covered ones. Grabbing your chin and forcing your mouth open as his lips ghosted above your own, "Open." He commanded.
Sticking your tongue out as he ran his against yours, eyes closed as he continued to play with your chest as his tongue abused your own.
"Doctor—" You murmured, your hands gripped on his lap for stability. Feeling his enlarged shaft against your lower back. "Can i..?" You muttered inbetween the kiss.
[🌊] What a lovely question <3 Your so considerate !! (i want this fucker tazed)
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tokio-motel · 9 months
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Can you do a fanfic of tom x male reader were reader is the older brother of Britney Spears but tom or the band doesn't know that and they go to an awards show (whatever there called) and Britney keeps hugging and clinging on to us and tom gets extremely jealous because he thinks there dateing so he glares at reader and ignores them wean ever we try to talk or get close to him. And Britney comes to visit reader as a surprise for ur birthday but can find us and goes to tom and ask "have you seen my brother?" I'll give you my left kidney if you write this
TOM KAULITZ X BROTHER OF BRITNEY SPEARS
this was definitely hard to write but I really liked the plot-sorry if my writing isn't good I'm better at bullet pointing lol
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"How much longer 'til we are there?"
Georg asked Tom, lazily slung on one of the couches in the tour bus. Tom took a few seconds before responding.
"Uhh I dunno...ask Bill."
Georg rolled his eyes, muttering a small "Asshole.." under his breath before turning to Bill and asking the question. Tom didn't respond to Georg calling him names though, as his mind was already preoccupied. They were going to an awards show (bb idk what it's called either LMFAO) and Tom didn't know how to react. I mean sure, he was excited and hopeful but also scared shitless. I mean, BIG stars were going to be here and he hated to admit it, but would feel small near these stars.
His leg shook up and down as he played with his lip ring, moving it in small circles as he got slightly worked up about the thought of having to go to this whole show thing.
"Tom..? You alright?" He heard Bill's voice ask faintly, but his heart rate increased as he thought about how many people will be there. What if he somehow embarrasses himself there? What if something happens to the band? What if he gets lost? What if he..
"TOM." A punch on his shoulder almost made him jump, his head whipping up so quickly he almost got whiplash. He winced at the pain in his shoulder before apologizing to his brother.
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm cool." He replied nonchalantly, although he was everything from it. When Bill raised a pierced eyebrow he continued. "Seriously, Bill. I'm fine." he gulped lowly, his palms becoming sweaty. "You're not scared about the show, right?" Georg asked from the couch, propping himself up on his shoulders. Before Tom could answer, Bill patted him firmly on the back "You got nothin' to worry about, silly. Everything is gonna be okay, yeah?" Somehow, his tone of voice brought Tom back to reality as he let out a sigh, smiling softly at the two band members. "Mhm. I know."
Before Bill could say something else, the bus came to a screeching halt, making Tom grimace due to the loud noise. "Alright, let's get moving, hm?" Jost said, opening up the door. Gustav came groggily out of the bathroom, having just woken up not even 20 minutes ago. "God man, I just got up.."
Bil giggled lightly, following Jost out the door "C'mon, 'lesgo!"
(AT THE AWARD THINGY MA-JIG 😋)
Tom shuffled, standing next to Gustav and Bill, Georg on the right of Gustav. His eyes scanned the crowd, trying to find a hot girl. Hey, if he has to stay here in this place full of people there has to be at least one hot chick, right? But his eyes scanned over somebody so beautiful, he had to do a double take. A gorgeous man with beautiful hair stood tall and confident, chatting with a blonde on his side. Tom's attention wasn't on her though, no, but on the boy.
The boy was.. exactly his type? I mean, he had been questioning if he was into men or not but always pushed it to the side, afraid of accepting himself. But looking at this boy made his stomach curl into knots and made his face slightly hotter than it was before.
Tom's fascination was cut short though, As he got to see the girls face more Cleary and saw it was none other than Britney. Britney Spears. His heart rate increased for the second time of the day as he noticed this. Britney was a fabulous, gorgeous girl. No wonder she was talking to this dude. He nipped his lip ring anxiously as he watched, to his horror, as she hugged the boy tightly and laid her head on his shoulder, laughing as he whispered something to her.
"Tom! Tom, are you even listening?!"
A pinch on his arm made him whimper in pain as he turned to Gustav, the blonde raising his eyebrows at him. "Huh? Sorry man... was'up?" Tom mumbled, his usual cherry and cocky self turned into a quiet, almost miserable boy as he replayed the memory of Britney wrapping her hands around the boy he had just seen. How has a stranger he never talked to made him feel this way?
"I was asking if you wanted to scout out some girls with Georg and me, yeah?" He asked, Georg smirking at Tom as he pointed in the direction of some pretty girls. "Seriously, the girls here are BEAUTIFUL, man!" Georg chortled, looking at Tom expecting a yes.
"Erm..No thanks. Not tonight.." Bill looked at Tom out of the corner of his eye. "... I'll go with you guys." Bill said quietly, smiling at the G's. They were surprised by both of the twin's answers, but nodded to Bill while smiling "Alright, let's go! Hey Tom, we are gonna be over there, kay?" A voice said, Tom not being able to make out who it was. All he could do was nod as he looked over at the boy again, Britney holding his hand and ruffling his hair. Tom felt pangs of jealously coursing through him, wishing that he could take the blonde's place. He watched how the boy smiled whenever Britney said something, or how he would laugh when Britney said something funny.
Tom's never felt like this before. He wanted to make this boy from heaven laugh, smile, and touch Tom's dreads. Although they were a good 50 feet apart, he could feel himself freeze as his blood went cold when the boy locked eyes with him. He could make out a faint smile and watched as the boys hand went to wave at him. He felt frozen in place as the boy walked over to him, still keeping that warm smile on his face. Tom felt the air leave his lungs as he properly saw how damn gorgeous he was. "Hey.. Your uh, Tom right? The guitarist from Tokio Hotel!" the boy spoke with a voice full of confidence. His voice was so beautiful Tom swore he could've heard angels singing in the background.
Tom let jealously get the best of him, as he found himself slightly glaring at the boy. He nodded slowly, muttering out a soft "Yes." although his nervousness made it seem more like a question. Even with his tone, the boy kept that dammed beautiful smile on. "Ah. My names M/N. It's nice to meet you!" Tom's eyes flickered back and forth between the boys two beautiful (colored) ones, feeling himself get more nervous and barley being able to keep upright. If he stayed here he knew he would die of nervousness.
"Oh.Erm.. I have to get back to my band." he grumbled out, trying to make himself seem confident but failing to do so. Tom's heart twisted as he saw the beautiful mans smile falter for a moment, before speaking in a slightly smaller voice. "Oh.. I'm sorry for keeping you up. See you around then, Tom." Tom hummed, almost falling on his heels as he darted to the band. As soon as he got there, a pretty brunette came up to him. "Hey.. I'm Abbi." *she said, smirking at him. He cleared his throat, not wanting his reputation to get ruined. "Oh? Is that so?" He held back a grimace as she threw herself on him, leaving light kisses on his jaw and neck.
His eyes stayed on one person though, and that was the boy. He felt really bad about just leaving him, but he really didn't know what else to do. He wanted to push this girl off him, go to the boy, and talk again. These thoughts left as quickly as they appeared as he saw the boy talk to Britney again, rubbing his arm. His stomach twisted as he detached his eyes from him quickly, trying to focus on the girl. But for some reason, it wasn't feeling good. It felt like a ghost lingered on his skin as she kissed him, feeling nothing but emptiness.
The girl picked her head up as someone called her name, another girl. She smiled, apologizing as she nipped Tom's neck one last time before going over to her friend. Tom groaned in relief but couldn't help but glance again at Britney and the mystery guy. What a mistake. She clung to his waist, head rested on his chest. He wanted to throw up as his chest curled and he felt jealously surge throughout his veins. Yes, this was going to be a longggg night.
Thirty minutes later, Tom found himself around a bar, his bandmates close to him. Georg burped rather loudly as he finished another bottle. " Alright Geo, that's your last." Bill scolded, taking away the empty bottle. "What do you mean? We are at a show!" Georg hissed, eyeing another bottle of beer. Gustav chuckled, patting Georg on the back "Georg, you're not even 21 yet. Relax, man." Georg grumbled as he laid back in his seat. "Tomi, go put this away for me, please?" Bill asked, smiling at his older brother. Tom rolled his eyes but took it. Stupid bar, why can't the employees go take the shit?
As he was going to put it back, out of the corner of his eye, he saw that dammed boy again. As he put the bottle on the counter, the man came beside him, smiling once more. He opened his mouth before Tom cleared his throat and walked away, leaving the boy confused and sad.
(when they announce Tokio Hotel wins cuz I'm not writing all that)
Tom felt like he had frozen, but was cut back to reality as everybody around them screamed and applauded. Bill brought Tom into a tight hug which Tom gave back, hugging his little brother like it was his last day on earth. Tom felt as if he was on cloud nine.
They went up to the stage, Bill being the singer holding the award. He gave s beautiful speech as he thanked everybody for the opportunity to receive this. Everybody applauded once again as all the band members hugged, feeling proud of themselves.
(like 20 minutes later idfk LOL)
Tom felt happy with himself as he leaned up against the wall talking to the band, two girls plastered near the G's. He had completely forgotten about the boy and was happy that way. They all laughed, having great conversation. Georg and Gustav were slightly drunk...okay maybe very drunk but that made it feel even better to be there and hang out with them. Bill only had one drink so although feeling fuzzy he was still fine. Tom felt that way too, as long as Bill was okay he was okay. He believed that for 18 years. 18 years he spent thinking that twin emotions were shared. That was shattered as he saw Britney approach him, looking all around her as she called out someone's name, the band and music being too loud for Tom to hear. When she came closer he felt his heart drop, eyes squinting at her slightly as he still felt mad and jealous about the boy. God dammit, now he was thinking of the boy again!
The rest of the band fixed their posture, looking at her with admiration and a little bit of something else. She was drop dead gorgeous, so Tom understood wh they looked at her dumbfounded. He glared at her, raising an eyebrow. "Hello! I just wanted to say congrats on winning the ____ Award! You guys deserved it!" She smiled happily, making the G's flustered. Before anybody else could say anything, She turned back to Tom, his eyes filled with jealously. "I was just wondering if you knew where my brother, M/N, was.. It's his birthday and I wanted to do something for him." Tom felt himself freeze as his eyes widened, jaw dropping slightly. "M-M/N...?" He asked weakly, not being able to process what he just heard. She smiled softly at him, nodding "Yeah! The boy you talked to earlier. The one with (colored) hair?"
I MIGHTMAKE A PART TWO LATER IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M TIRED AF LMAO
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arideya · 8 months
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Daaamn, that moment when you find a PERFECT hair mod for your character, yet you can't change their appearance and you're... already 20 hrs into campaign...?
Larian please hurry up and give us that appearance changer thingie, whatever you planned. I don't even care about the bugs I just want my girl to have the longest animated braid possible.
Mod in question: De-Accessorized NPC Hairstyles
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thingies about gortash from a big post i deleted but still wanted to keep somewhere
challenges in relationships?
considering the fact that i believe that gortash never cared for making genuine “friends” or staying in a relationship that wasn’t entirely manipulative and a tool to further his goals, this is a hard one for him. this is gonna be awful but i’d say the biggest challenge for him would be enduring spending his precious time with lesser creatures. i’ve said this before as a joke (‘allophobic gortash’ lol) but i think he has an especially low opinion of people like jannath who let themselves be used by him to sate their carnal lust. i have this sentence of his in my head ‘i do not concern myself with the perversions of lesser filth’ that describes his feelings on this pretty well. he still goes through with it of course, as he’d do anything if he deems it necessary, but i’d say that this is his biggest challenge in those relationships—so yeah how does he overcome it? his ambition lol. he sees what use someone could be to him and he will use them until they aren’t needed anymore.
do they believe in love at first sight? does physical attraction play a part?
i think from my “what zeke and i experience is greater than those foolish emotions these inferiors experience and cannot be described as love or hate or with any language created by mortals” posts you can tell that gortash has a very detached view of love. it’s not something that he experiences. maybe something like ‘love at first sight’ does exist for the cattle, but he does not concern himself with the concept any further. utterly beneath him. as for the second part of the question, i don't think gortash is 'attracted' to anyone, especially physical appearance wise, so no.
views on his own body
gortash views his body in very peculiar way i’d say. actual beauty standards don’t mean shit to him. like, said this before, but i don’t think all those posters of him in the game look different because he is vain and insecure about his advanced age, he’s just aware of the general public more likely leaning towards someone who’s 20, 30 years younger than he is. again, he will do what’s necessary and so on, but he’s not a fan of it by any means. if anything, he’s proud of his age, the signs of decades of long, hard work for the city. he views his body as it is as mainly another tool in his arsenal to use. (which is also why the only ‘problem’ he has with aging is a general decline of health, though he will do everything to prevent that as much as possible) but also. i think according to him the ‘correct’ way to look at his body is as if you’d look at something like an ancient religious mural. endless reverence rooted in endless fear of the divine. (and of course the only one who ever really does meet these expectations is zeke, if unwillingly :/)
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eviesaurusrex · 2 years
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Harry Styles x fem!reader
Faceclaim: Dakota Johnson
author’s note: my first social media au thingy I ever published, so please be gentle with me, thank youuuuuuu. short note: whoisharry is Harry’s top secret private account and please imagine some face masks on the picture of Dakota at a concert. I couldn’t find another one!
part 2 here
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yourinstagram sitting here, watching planes leaving their parking spots for take-off, and hoping my own plane will magically leave as well. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t look like it. #whyalwaysme
Liked by harrystyles, imsebastianstan, gemmastyles, chrishemsworth and 39,205 others | 7,852 comments
chrishemsworth I wish I could say it surprises me - but it doesn’t.
↳ yourinstagram Not. Funny.
↳ paulrudd Actually, it is quite funny.
↳ yourinstagram Shut up, Paul Rude.
gemmastyles Nooooo 🥺
↳ yourinstagram YEEEEEES 🥲😭
yourfan1 Planes really don’t like you
hsfan1 Is she on her way to the Denver show????
↳ hsfan2 I HOPE SO!
imsebastianstan I would drive you if this country wouldn’t be so damn huge 🫠
↳ yourinstagram I am cursed 🥲🥲🥲
hsfan3 Harry liked her post within seconds. Best boyfriend material.
harrystyles Should I check for another flight? x H.
↳ yourinstagram Loooooove 🥺 Don’t have to. Get some sleep instead! I’ll manage over here just fine. 🎶But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the woman who walked 1000 miles To fall down at your door🎶
↳ harrystyles ❤️
↳ yourfan2 She is a queen
↳ harrystylesforever Not sure if I’m jealous of him dating her or of her dating him. They are THE COUPLE
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yourinstagram Good morning, Denver.
[📍Denver, CO]
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mitchrowland and I thought we would have to endure his silent suffering even longer
↳ pillowpersonpp +1 a question, though: are you a wizard? Because how did you get here???
↳ yourinstagram It’s a secret 🤫 No, seriously, it was just a teeny-tiny bit of luck and a considerable portion of my credit card and some name-dropping *cough*
↳ mitchrowland That’s my man’s girl!
yourfan1 SHE IS IN DENVER
↳ hsfan1 FOR THE SHOOOOOOW
↳ hsfan2 a reunion long overdue 🥺❤️
↳ ynandharry my parents are back together!!!
jefezoff Get your magician butt over here, so I finally have his full attention.
↳ yourinstagram Aye aye, sir! 💃🏽
harrystyles Breakfast is waiting for you, darling x H.
↳ hsfan3 ‘m not crying, nope.
↳ yourinstagram Did somebody ever tell you how perfect you are, H?
↳ hsfan3 Okay, I’m crying.
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whoisharry I have my girl back.
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annetwist Feed her well!
↳ gemmastyles but she has an interesting taste. Tend to it!
↳ whoisharry …??? Do I have to understand those cryptic orders?
↳ yourinstagram No, they’re just being weird 🙄
jefezoff And there I was foolishly thinking he would stay for the meeting. I am disappointed!
↳ yourinstagram I’ll bring him back in 20 minutes, mr boss, sir! 🤷🏽‍♀️
↳ jefezoff Hmpf. He better be here by then. (❤️)
mitchrowland My dreamboat ❤️
↳ pillowpersonpp Our dreamboat.
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harrystyles Love On Tour. Denver. September, 2021.
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yourinstagram I am so proud of you, my love 🥺❤️
↳ harrystyles Thank you for being here with me, darling x H. ❤️
↳ yourinstagram Always ❤️
↳ hsfan1 Stop. It. Don’t make me cry even more 😭
taylorswift What an amazing performance!
gemmastyles Proud of you, little brother ❤️
hsfan2 He is every-freaking-thing
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ynandharry Still can’t believe it, but I met YN at the Denver show, and she was THE SWEETEST AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. She hugged meeeee. I’ll never shower again. Maybe.
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yourfan1 what did she saaaaaayyyyy
↳ ynandharry she asked if we (i was with a group of friends at the show) had fun and how we were doing, and she literally beamed the entire time! She looked so happy 🥺
↳ yourfan1 🥹❤️
yourfan2 gosh, she is prettier than ever before 😩
yourfan3 I’m so jealous?! I wanna meet her too 🥲
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harrystylesforever Harry during his Denver show. His girlfriend (yourinstagram) was standing front and center, and made him smile and grin and laugh all the time. I never saw him this happy?! In your face, haters! Our man is his happiest self with this woman who sings along every single song ❤️
Liked by ynandharry, hsfan1, hsfan2, yourfan1, yourfan2 and 997 others | 244 comments
hsfan1 screaming crying lying on the floor
↳ hsfan2 +1
ynandharry They’re like my life goal
yourfan1 relationship goals
yourfan2 wedding when?
↳ hsfan3 imagine the wedding pictures 😭
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Thank you for reading! Comments, reblogs, and likes are much appreciated <3
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justrandomayatolover · 9 months
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Relationship hcs or something pt.2 w/ Thoma, Kokomi, Kirara
Includes: gn!reader, my little to no knowledge about Kirara so I'm very sorry if I portray her wrong, mentions about other characters, in Kirara's part reader is some sort of youkai too(your choice I don't mention anything, except some sort of unusual parts[tail, ears, horns your choice])
Here's part 1 and part 3:D
Thoma:
The moment Thoma understood he likes you more than a friend, he started baking and cooking for you every day
He would bring you dinner, lunch or even breakfast with small letters that contained some compliments or a "good day :)"
After some time when he decided that he wants to confess he did it through letters
But each meal he brought had only one word in his letter
"I" "would" "like" "to" "go" "out" "with" "you" "please"
Later when your relationship ship began, you told him that all the letters he gave you, you kept
Also the moment kamisato siblings found about you, Ayaka immediately liked you and Ayato couldn't help but tell all embarrassing things he saw Thoma do
But they both are very fond of you and treat you like family
Kokomi:
Since she's usually very busy and spends her free time to relax in that cave thingy, she met you there
Since then you and her were regularly meeting for some coffe or tea to talk about your everyday life as youkai but then the meetings were later and became more like little dates that became a full time relationship
Since your curiosity won the fight called "should I go in ther or not?" you certainly didn't expect to see Divine Priestess going in there
Yet from that meeting was born your relationship
At first it was only once per month you were spending time together there
Then it became once per two weeks, then one and finally everyday
Then Kokomi was simply sad and less energetic without you next to her
But was too shy and embarrassed to tell you so she tried to ignore it
So you decided to take matter in your own hands and confessed to her
At first she didn't know how to react so next day Gorou brought you a letter and gave you a small apology from her that she ran away
Later on you became her new safe place, someone who she could show her true self and share her thoughts
Kirara:
Kirara met you when someone from your home brought something through Komaniya Express
At first she delivered it with big smile on her face but then it got even larger when she saw that you're too a youkai
In a split second she asked like 20 questions about your body and type of youkai you are
Shocking you beyond explanation of course
Of course she dragged you to work with her in Komaniya Express so you can spend more time together
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Oh damn, I'm really surprised how quickly so many people liked the first one lol
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@belphegor1982 tagged me 20 questions for writers thingy, and I don't know if I'm a writer again yet, but I don't think there's anything here I can't answer. Thank you for thinking of me! I'm going to tag in anyone who sees this and goes "oooh!" But also @dawntreaderflynne especially.
How many works do you have on AO3?
29, but some of those are novel length.
What's your total AO3 word count?
553,402. Whoof.
What fandoms do you write for?
Mostly TMNT and Undertale, with solitary forays into Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and Transformers Prime.
What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
A Shield Against the Dark - Part one of the Undertale odyssey that started out as trying to work out a couple of things before getting the story I actually wanted to write. Which has yet to be written.
Adventures in Human Sitting - Undertale shenanigans exploring what happens when a human is raised by a bunch of well-meaning monsters who don't quite know what they're doing.
The Monster Files - What happens when human authorities attempt to investigate these strange new monstrous arrivals in the overworld by hacking into the Monster Embassy computer networks, with predictably unpredictable (and occasionally pasta-filled) results.
Hushabye - Undertale fluff between Frisk and Sans, originally written as an exercise to hammer out the weird tonal push and pull of their platonic soulmate thing.
To Heir is Human - More Undertale fluff (yeah there's a theme) in which Asgore and Toriel have to deal with their incredibly complex feelings when Frisk falls ill (featuring Sans's reaction as well by request).
I'm honestly really surprised there's no TMNT on this, actually.
Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
Yes. Unless it's something that's un-respond-able, I do try to respond to everything. When my brain breaks I tend to avoid the inbox out of guilt, but I do get there eventually. Even if it takes a few years.
What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
That Which Is Not Done, for sure. It's the prequel story about the parents of the four turtle kids from the Children of the Forest TMNT AU I started writing with @nicollini, and since the turtles are orphans being raised by Splinter, the ending was already written for me, and I think I cried more writing this one than any other. It's far enough removed from the source material that it could read as a standalone, and there's still hope to be found in it, but it's definitely a tougher read than most of my fluff.
What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
I don't think I can pick. Most of what I write tends to end on a high note (if it ends at all -- my brain rewiring itself to deal with stress and paving over the writing parts kind of put a lot on indefinite hiatus). If I have to pick, probably Little Gifts because it's also full of holiday fluff.
Do you get hate on fics?
Generally no, and not on AO3. There was one several-hundred-word hit piece on That Other Site about how my story was trash and so was I, and if I'm being honest, it's a big part of why my cross-posting to that site kind of fell off a bit.
Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
Not really. I tend to do fade-to-black if anything, because I tend to write what interests me, and my little ace heart is just way more interested in platonic soulmates than anything else. There is a ridiculous amount of platonic cuddling though.
Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?
Generally no, with the very notable exception of the TMNT/Pacific Rim crossover series. I had also intended the big Undertale story to be a crossover with another property, but I'm not actually sure if I want to go that route any more. Time will tell (I hope).
Have you ever had a fic stolen?
I don't actually know. I think someone reposted Falling without permission once.
Have you ever had a fic translated?
Not to my knowledge.
Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Not to completion (not for lack of trying -- brains are fickle), but there are a lot of collaborations and pieces of fics that started out as co-written stories and/or roleplays and/or art that were repurposed (with permission) into stories on the TMNT side of things.
What's your all-time favorite ship?
It takes a lot for me to actually ship something, but notable ones are Shepard/Garrus, John Crichton/Aeryn Sun, and I got a huge kick out of Luz and Amity on Owl House.
What's the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
I'm not going to answer this one because I don't want to curse anything. I really do hope to tie off all the loose ends eventually. That said, the one that's a massive mashup of ALL THE TMNT AUS AT ONCE will probably stay at one chapter, just because it's so dang hard to write.
What are your writing strengths?
Before the brain break, probably dialogue, largely because it would just happen in my head and I'd frantically write to keep up. I like to think exploring relationships that don't get that much focus in canon is also something I'm pretty good at, but I may just think that because it takes up so much space in my head.
What are your writing weaknesses?
Finishing things. Curse of the ADHD brain even before the break.
Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
Only if necessary for the mechanics of the story, and then I try to find someone who actually speaks the language to help (and now that I'm older and wiser, hire).
First fandom you wrote for?
TMNT 2012. There had been countless stories in my head since I was a wee Fantasia, but that was the first one that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it down. There were just so many spaces between canon scenes that made me want to see what fit in there, and since they weren't getting explored in the show, I ended up writing Falling, and that led me to everything else.
Favorite fic you've ever written?
I can't choose. It depends on my mood. Whichever one is the one I need most to read at the time (which also happens to be my rationale for writing order).
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For the director’s commentary thingy :)
Also some stars just for you because I fucking love your fics 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Thank you so much for the ask! I hope this is interesting, you mentioned wanting to hear about 'The camera speaks the truth that I couldn't' so I'm just gonna ramble a bit about the before and after!
I love outsider POVs of relationships, you might notice I nearly always have some form of the other characters commenting on/noticing/walking in on my ships in my fics haha. So I loved the thought of seeing bokris through Damon's eyes a little. I also loved the potential for lots of sexual tension in the photoshoot set up. And Damon being an absolute menace with his Instagram flirting was so fun, and I also love him crushing on them and describing how hot they are separately. I especially loved the idea of them acting so coupl-y and having such tension that Damon thought they were dating, but they weren't. On that note, for some context on their dynamic before the shoot: when they say they've kissed 2.5 times before the shoot, I imagine those kisses as: the 'maybe it doesn't count' new year's eve kiss when Kris was about to turn 17, a drunk kiss when they were around 20 that I imagine happening maybe before they fell asleep when they crashed at the same house after a party, and when Bojan pulled Kris out to the smoking area of the gay club the first night with Damon. Basically all of them happened with the safety blanket of drink/the NYE excuse, and plausible deniability. I don't think they ever talked about any of them the next day. In some of my other fics Bojan in particular struggles with his sexuality, but I don't think this was an issue here, I think they just were so close as friends that they didn't want to mess that up and were afraid to go there, and felt more shame (although that's too strong a word) about the fact that it was eachother than the fact that they were both guys. They definitely knew they were close to each other in a different way than the rest of the band, and I think they leaned into that, allowed themselves to push those boundaries and indulge in the extra affection without actually facing it or being brave enough to talk about or name it. The rest of the band knew as well, that Bojan and Kris went together, that they were a package deal, that there was something deeper there. I think they teased them occasionally, but it had been going on for so long and was so normal and taken for granted that they almost stopped noticing it. It wasn't even a question that they would share hotel rooms, sit beside eachother, etc. But when Bojan kissed a girl at a club or Kris flirted with a waiter who gave him his number at lunch one day the whole band found it pretty jarring and uncomfortable. And I think the whole Bojere thing at Eurovision was actually quite stressful for everyone in the band, even though they're pretty sure Bojan never actually slept with him. After the photoshoot, between the first shoot and the coming out shoot, I imagine the timeline went something like this: Bojan and Kris went back to their apartment and locked themselves in the room for like three days to just fuck, constantly. I think after finally allowing themselves to go there after literal years of tension they felt they had a lot of time to make up for and also just couldn't keep their hands to themselves. The others were happy for them but also kind of disgusted, and grudgingly impressed by their stamina and the fact they weren't seeming to get bored of eachother any time soon. I imagine some sort of sex toy being delivered in pretty non discreet packaging and Jure throwing it at them with his hand covering his eyes lol. I think there was no slow transition to a relationship, once they finally admitted those feelings they were immediately boyfriends and didn't even think to label it until one of the band members asked them. I do think they probably kept it quiet from everyone except the band and Damon for a month or two though, and then told family and friends. When they were ready to come out publicly they immediately thought of Damon doing the shoot, and I think they also immediately had the discussion of a threesome and were both enthusiastic and it was almost an unspoken expectation they had anyway.
Thanks again and if anyone wants more info let me know! :) <3
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20 Questions for Fic Writers
heyyyy I was tagged by @snarky-wallflower for this thingy, and I don't typically do stuff like this but what the heck! This one looks fun, and I need a small break from finals.
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
Sixty-six! Nice round satanic number.
2. What’s your total word count?
Uhhh... 1,164,238. I think I broke a million back with Dream Come True. Wild stuff! Guess that's what happens when you do this nonstop for like four years.
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Mostly Deltarune these days, obviously, but I also had a wonderful time in the Splatoon and DuckTales fandoms, as well as Miraculous Ladybug, My Little Pony, and a ton of smaller ones here and there.
4. Top 5 fics by kudos
Dare to Dream (Deltarune): A fun little Susie x Noelle romcom that takes place in a divergent chapter 2 timeline where Susie kisseed Noelle on the Ferris Wheel. Also the first fic in my mega-series Dream Come True, a 300,000 word epic that really kind of went off the rails. But don't worry about that! It's just a funny little romcom! Come closer!
F@#!, Marry, or Kill (Miraculous Ladybug): I am so mad that this is up here. This fic sucks. I wrote it when I was fourteen (hence my reluctance to say "fuck" in the title) and it's just the main characters of the show getting caught up in a game of Fuck-Marry-Kill that involves their own superhero identites, but nobody else knows that. It's a good way to leverage the dramatic irony of Miraculous Ladybug, I guess, but I hate that this was my most-kudoed fic for so long. I wrote it over SEVEN years ago. The only reason it got so popular is because back in 2016, the Miraculous Ladybug fandom was a sea of piranhas starved by the seemingly endless will-they won't-they of the show, ravenous for whatever scraps they could get their grimy little teeth on. Perfect example of why popularity doesn't always equate with quality.
People Write Fanfiction About Me? (Miraculous Ladybug): This one is actually good, even if it's also incredibly old. Basically, Marinette finds online RPF of her and her superhero partner that was obviously written by her superhero partner, and they get into a whole meta fanfiction war, and it gets worse from there. I like this one a lot even if it's in an outdated style: I think it's a good take on the identity reveal genre for the ML fandom.
Stealing Kisses (Deltarune): Not much to say on this one! It's a direct continuation of Dare to Dream, still part of the Dream Come True series, though it functions more as a drama than a straight romcom, which is only one of many tone shifts that this series eventually takes. It also contains Locker Biting Challenge (if you know you know), which I think is, to date, one of the funniest bits of situational comedy I've ever written, so it gets special notes for that.
Crossing the Streams (DuckTales): And this is my most popular DuckTales fic, to round out the set! It's a low-stakes / no-magic AU, where instead of going on daring adventures, the DuckTales kids stream FPS video games online, and are, like, famous streamers. I think its popularity was artificially boosted just a tad due to being in-progress when the series finale dropped, but I think it holds up! I had some good fun playing with identity, fame, and hidden relationships.
5. Do you respond to comments?
I--sometimes! Just not very often... Look, if someone asks me a question, or if I have something to actually say in response, or if the comment is particularly touching, I'll reply, but I'm just really bad at taking compliments! It feels very awkward to me to reply to every comment when I would basically just be going "Thanks so much, I'm glad you liked it!" ten times in a row. That's the only reason (<-Definitely doesn't have anxiety)
6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
I don't tend to do unhappy endings. Cold Case for sure, if it were finished, lmao. Although--I guess you could argue Stealing Kisses has a very angsty ending, though it isn't actually an ending since it's just a sequel-bait cliffhanger. But yeah, I'm going to cheat a little and say Cold Case. It should be finished soon, anyway! Hopefully!
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
That's hard to say considering the amount of romcoms I've written, but I think I'd actually have to go with the final mainline entry in my Splatoon series, Operation 24, which was The Wedding. It ends on a really sweet and poignant rooftop scene that I think is particularly uplifting, even compared to the endings of my other long-form romance fics.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
Very rarely. I've gotten my share of transphobic comments -- welcome to the Internet! -- but thankfully they've been few and far between. I just delete them when they show up.
9. Do you write smut?
Yes, I have; no, you can't see it :p
10. Do you write crossovers?
I have written at least two crossover fics, so yes! I wouldn't exactly call it my genre, though. They're a little too niche and I like attention.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Oh boy. Yes, twice; the first was my Fuck Marry Kill fic for miraculous ladybug, which was ripped off and horribly butchered into a terrible version of the story by someone who IMMEDIATELY abandoned it to Orphan Account. Which is wild to me.
But the real creme of the crop was some kid on WattPad who copied large portions of my Operation 24 series, and then changed small and seemingly arbitrary details throughout to be more...train-centric? Like, all the characters would have strange and OOC dialog about trains in the middle of the romance. And then after a few chapters of that it did a total left-hand veer into a Thomas the Tank Engine / Harry Potter crossover that was utterly wild to behold. This whole saga is probably one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to me in my life and I'm honestly more bewildered than mad about it.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Wow, wouldn't that be cool! But no, along with getting a podfic this is one of those big fic-writer experiences that has elude me thusfar.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Nope! I don't really know how to co-write outside of RP, and I haven't ever really done RP. I'm not opposed to the concept of co-writing, but I think it's sort of difficult to make work with my writing style.
14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?
While I'd love to give the PR-friendly answer of Suselle, I think it's gotta go to Miraculous Ladybug's Love Square. That show has haunted me for seven years and is showing no sign of stopping, and the fuckery it does with its main relationship is some utterly unrivaled Shakespearian nonsense. The way the fandom has built around the relationship is also very interesting, especially the way the fanfic scene has shifted as the show develops and its audience grows up.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?
If I want to finish a WIP, I will finish that WIP. The only ones that don't get finished are the ones I don't want to finish. This is the power of believing in yourself!
16. What are your writing strengths?
Dialog for sure--always has been--and also just, like, grammar? I do words good, as they say. I like to think I have a pretty well-rounded writing skillset at this point, though.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Definitely descriptive stuff like setting the scene. I have to really work to make sure my scenes are embodied in physical reality, and sometimes I just forget to describe new locations. It's just a fairly boring part of writing for me, so I don't like doing it.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?
I took six years of Spanish and have forgotten all of it, so this is unlikely at best. Spanish also uses em dashes instead of quotation marks to denote speaker changes, and while that is very linguistically interesting, it is also very confusing to me, specifically.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
Uhhh... the first fandom I published was Miraculous Ladybug, but I think the first fandom I wrote for was My Little Pony. My MLP stuff is on a different site, and also pretty freaking bad, but it was my first large-scale fic and it really helped me develop my skills and voice.
20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?
Easy: Dream Come True. That was a monumental journey to go on, and seeing my readerbase follow along as that story morphed and twisted and just kept going and going was such a unique and satisfying experience as a writer. It truly feels unreplicable.
I'm not going to tag anyone because I am a coward, and get horribly anxious at the prospect of @ing people. But if you see this and you wanna do it, use me as an excuse! Say I atted you! Live freely!
Okay good bye. I must return to my endless studies...
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@thebrainrotsreal HEY SORRY FOR TAGGING(? PINGING(? U, ITS ABOUT THE AU. I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE THE OTHER POST THAT LONG LMAO
FLYING BEING NATURAL TO VILTRUMITES MY BELOVED
ASJDAJSD MARK TRYING TO GET AWAY W SLIGHTLY HOVERING(? IN A WAY THAT IS BARELY NOTICEABLE TO ANYONE BUT HE CAN'T DO IT WHILE HE WALKS BC HE JUST, DEFAULTS TO ACTUAL FLYING
mark and wasp are the same height, and they hate it almost as much as they hate each other. even if wasp is older than mark (read somewhere he could be 20, not sure tho), he'd still look 17 bc of the weird viltrumite aging thing
so basically they'll stay the same size for about 500 years. this is what nolan meant when he said mark would suffer...
ANYWAY. That thing abt them wanting to be taller than the other made me laugh and reminded me of a shadowpeach hc i posted on 2022(? LMAO
gonna use the same hc w them too
so. they're out as invincible (they still haven't decided on a name yet. wasp says he's stronger and therefore should be called invincible, but mark points out that he's the one in charge and also that this dimension is his. mark gets to keep it. they're still arguing about what to name wasp) ("why don't you just go by "vincible"?" "no.")
mark is talking to some gda agent or a cop or smth, when he notices that wasp (who is looking at the sky w the most bored expression he can muster, bc he genuinely doesn't understand why they have to talk to such inferior beings) seems to be just, a few milimeters taller than him (he may be shit at schoolwork, but if you hate someone enough you can notice the smallest details about them)
he, w/o stopping the conversation, answers to this by floating just a little higher, barely noticeable to the human eye
ofc, i said "human" eye
wasp notices. he flies higher
mark flies higher too
eventually he's screaming instead of talking bc of how far down the cop is
wasp laughs. now mark is screaming at him
they fight
ALSO WASP REFUSING TO STOP FLOATING AS A CIVILLAIN IS SO FUNNY AJDSHFASJ, IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF TROUBLE HE'LL GET MARK INTO
PLS. THEM TRYING TO GNAW THEIR ARMS OFF BC THEY HATE BEING NEAR EACH OTHER SM ASJFHADJFH
most normal ppl r used to mark working alone as invincible. so since wasp really doesn't do interviews and he's usually too fast to see when he fights, no one really knows what his name even is
and everyone is used to invincible being. well. invincible. sure, the news say that when he's around this guy he gets a little meaner, but it can't be that bad!
it is that bad
wasp says smth mean n sarcastic. everyone expects invincible to answer w something equally sarcastic, but not as mean (maybe making fun of how his suit looks). they do not expect invincible to just fucking bite him after 8 of those comments
wasp keeps trying to kill This One Kid, who is either super brave or super stupid and won't stop asking him questions (they go from "what's your name?" to "what underwear do you have? do you even need underwear?" in a matter of seconds) for his weird school diary thingy
he can't get close, bc mark starts pulling the other way. besides, they're stuck together, and killing people would seem awfully annoying if it's with this guy
they can't punch each other, so wasp bites him. they bite each other a lot bc of the "no punching (or kicking)" thing
"Wasp throws a car at Mark which Mark instinctively swats away and then goes flying after it to prevent it from slamming into a building. Wasp cackles so hard it gets hit by a laser beam to the throat by some other bad guy." ASJDSAJDHDSJFAH YES THAT'S SO FUNNY
they mess w each other sm
it's funny bc they do the same things to annoy each other (wasp throwing a car at mark, mark hitting him with a tree, etc) , but lose their shit when the other does it to them
they're basically this:
mark, sleep deprived, flies straight into a lamp post
wasp laughs at him. he actually laughs so hard he runs into the same lamp post
there are a lot of compilations on youtube that is just them laughing at each other mid fight and running into things or being hit w stuff the other throws at them
they grow more wild every time
it goes from throwing cars, to throwing real life dinosaurs (mark doesn't want to talk about it) (wasp absolutely does)
"Cecil remarks Mark handled something well and he looks like Cecil just told him his entire family got slaughtered."
THISSS
"you did well today. hella efficient, quick and straight to the point. who taught you that?"
mark: D:
and also,
"oh, wow. you saved an entire family and their cat from a villain that wanted to turn them into zombies while mark was off fighting the bad guys? that's great!"
and wasp. cries
"oh no, no, you think I'm gonna help you?" THIS TISHTISHTSIHIST
this really feels like smth he'd say in canon. he'd say it w a smile, half-shocked half just pretending out of amusement
he'd laugh too
it's the same type of cocky tone of voice sinister mark/wasp used when teasing angstrom
"I gotta imagine if they tackle things separately, they are also allowing each other to do they want and like to do?" YEAH!!
it's hard 'cause wasp always wants to take the bad guys on alone, but mark also likes to fight (just not w the same brutality) and he doesn't want to be just a lifeguard
it takes wasp a while (a LONG while) to stop tackling mark when he's about to attack to get to the enemy himself, or to kick mark into the next country, etc etc etc
but eventually they settle on mark getting everyone to safety while wasp stalls the bad guy. then, after he's sure no one's here anymore, they both fight the villain together
or uh. they try. sometimes they'll start fighting each other too so it's less of a 1 v 2 fight and more of a... 1v1 V another 1 fight lol
"Mark's own reaction that truly confirms it to be true"
he gets the episode 8 levels of anger and anguish
HE'S JUST SO MAD
wasp is talking shit on tv and he just loses it
he immediatly flies off and tackles wasp into fucking space
i mean, they do say that actions say more than words, right?
mark is usually making the typical superhero noises when he's fighting, but now? he's just focusing all of his anger into This One Motherfucker
wasp loves it
it's a "see? i knew you had it in you!" type of moment
he's been longing for a real fight for a WHILE
they don't kill each other but it comes close
see, the things is. they are the same person. it's easy to start viewing them as two separate beings, but they're really. not
they're evenly matched in everything
this is why wasp likes fighting mark
this is why mark doesn't like fighting wasp (never ending battles are boring to him) ( he likes to win more than to fight. i mean it's not like he enjoys getting beat up)
we could dive deeper and start talking about the self-destructive tendency these two have to getting beat up. i mean, wasp's idea of a real, actually enjoyable fight is when the other is either able to beat him, or when he can kill ppl. and mark spends sm time out as invincible, neglecting his social life and mental health to the point he quits college, and he gets beat up a lot while doing it. so yeah--
self-destructive tendencies
"-having to confront he sees the exact thing in Wasp to a slightly different degree" i will ALWAYS love making them deal with the constant reminders that they're the same person
they deal w stuff in similar ways but to different degrees and realizing that gives them psychic damage like that magic squirrel in mca so they just preted they don't exist
unless it's to like. bring the other to their side
"you like fighting too. violence is in you, it's part of you. you're always covered in blood. all that's left, would be your hands" VS "you're me, and i'm you. we have similar thoughts, and that means i- y'know. but it means you are, too. you have a chance. and get that blood off you-- you need a shower"
COMICS!! AND!! WASP!!
yeah
HIM HAVING TO CONFRONT THE FACT THAT THE DESTROYING OF HIS WORLD HURT HIM TOO
because it is, in a way, his world too
he grew up in it. raised differently, yes, but still on earth
he was always different from the rest, getting his powers at an early age and all, but it's still the place he grew up in
not all the memories from it can be bad, right?
ANDDDDD... wasp reminding ppl of how strong he is regularly
"i could pull out your spine in a second." he says that out of nowhere, in a conversation that would've seemed normal to literally anyone else. he says it like it's nothing much. "i could kill you." you know he could, but you still wonder
would he? with how he is, with his inability to escape --- would he?
also he has fun when he watches the color drain from their faces
"Rudy has psychological profiles on all his friends he regularly updates like a diary, and he has one for himself too." NO BUT THIS IS SO IN CHARACTER FOR HIM
wasp talks shit about mark to anyone avaliable and rudy is no exception. even tho he finds him deeply annoying
honestly wasp is capable of doing p much anything to mess with mark
HE JST WOULD
the self-hatred is strong with this one too master!!! (sw ref again lol)
ASDJASJDSJAD THE BETTING POOL
wasp saying mark breathes annoyingly is such a sibling thing tho. "why are you chewing like that" "stop biting your stupid fork" "the way you cut your food is so weird" "your handwriting sucks, don't hold the pencil like that" etc etc etc
ANDD "he knew what wasp was going to say" DUDE YES??
he's talking and he gets. a feeling. and he turns to wasp, who is opening his mouth, and says "don't you fucking dare"
same w wasp. mark is annoying little shit too sometimes, he's also a teenager. so he infuriates wasp too
mark calls him a hypocrite
THE TWIN TERRORS OF HEROISM I CAN'T
imagine if ppl actually start calling them that tho
one day wasp calls mark to their? his? room and is like, "holy shit look at this" and shows him their? his computer
mark doesn't understand, until he sees the title and image of the video
"the twin terrors of heroism, terrorizing the terrorists once again" and its a picture of them kicking ass
"twin terrors of-- oh, come on, really?" "yes" "they couldnt have at least called us the invincibles or something?" "that'd be even worse" "...alright, i'll give you that" "..." "...." "they think we're like the fucking mauler twins" "oh you have got to be--"
ALSO this is so funny, them being like "mark/wasp" when they show up hurt or smth. everyone just learning to accept it. i mean what are they going to do. fight against two gods??
ha
AND YES YES YES DO TAG ME IN IT!!!! if i make anything about this au (posts, fics, drawings, u name it) i will tag u too
alcohol doesn't really affect viltrumites i think, but there has got to be something that gets them drunk
nolan could've taught wasp how to make it. if the ingredients are on earth, then he would maybe try to prepare it on mark's earth. mark shows up and sees that he's drunk. he goes "nope" and gets drunk too, maybe on accident maybe not. debbie shows up and sees her two superpowered sons sobbing over a bowl of popcorn
alternate version: gasoline gets them drunk
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im heaving rn, ive been stalking ur page for weeks tryna buid up the courage to ask u to be moots AGHEIACJNDA teehee
ANYWAY 20!! FROM UR QUESTION LIST THINGY
HAHAH oh my god yay hi new mootie !! 😈😈
andd question number 20 mmm what i want most in the world right now is a fucking breaaaaak. i just need one day of doing nothing and rotting in my bed tbh
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