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bitchkay · 2 years
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Spoilers for... alot idk just alot, alot of different things, very vague non-specific but they're there
I need an actual list of how old the court of darkness characters are cus my brain is gonna eat itself
The age gaps are implied like, such and such is the same age as such and such, this character is older than that character, or what's his face and what's his face are close in age, things like that
I automatically assume these bitches are in their 20s so no older than 29, no younger than 20
But I tell you right now, some things do not add tf up🤨🤨
I feel like they only said Lou and mc were around the same age just so they can be like 'nah he's not an old man so yall can date dw'
Which gotta be a fucking lie cus apparently this bitch was the headmaster for the kings aswell so clearly this man is an old geezer💀💀
If we assume they're all the same age then shit is more complicated because who's older then who doesn't line up with their birth months
I think it's safe to assume Qelsum and Avari were the first to produce an heir to the throne, making Toa and Guy the oldest but if we assume they're all born in the same year that would make Guy the youngest cus this bitch born in November💀
Mc gotta be in her mid to late 20s if we assume shes been through college already. not that you cant be in college in your mid to late 20s but yk early twenties is considered 'college age' if you go to college after highschool yk
Thaumaturges live longer then regular humans so we can already throw away the idea that these bitches are in their 20s, they probably old asf and we ain't even know it
BUT-
A nice ripe age to start having kids is like mid to late twenties, not that you have to have kids in your twenties but health wise if you don't want complications in the future, and yk sometimes in stories the kings are like 'alright your old enough to breed someone... pick one.😐' and have an assortment of young women like this a goddamn candy shop so I dont know, but these bitches live longer than normal so they can full be 50 and popping out bare babies like a goddamn beehive
AINT NO FUCKING WAY THE HEADMASTER SO DAMN YOUNG NAH
it was actually the mcs familiar that said Lou was young like 'omg milady he looks like hes the same age as you' no the fuck he's not, that man gotta be fucking 60
Fuck a dilf, that man old enough to be a gilf💀💀
I bet the headmaster is like 70, the kings are in their 50s, and the consorts are like 23-30. Aging is like mad ambiguous so if the headmaster really is old asf I'm asking what his skin care routine is cus-
WHAT ABOUT GRAYSON OMG
GRAYSON DON'T HAVE MAGIC WHAT TF ARE MUNDANES LIFE EXPECTANCY
Yall-
What if Grayson is actually the youngest one out of everyone--
What if Grayson is actually mad young and everyone else with magic coursing through their veins just has a baby face cus the magic is keeping them youthful
Bro.
Look at Thoma, then look at Grayson.
What if Thoma is like 30 and Grayson is idk fucking 19 but Thoma has a baby face cus hes a thaumaturge and Grayson just ages faster cus hes not
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I think I'm thinking way too hard about this--
No but let's talk-
Lynt and Roy are the same age, Rio is younger than Roy but somewhat close in age but closer to Sherry, apparently Rio has a bunch of siblings, like more than just Teto, Toa is older than Guy but relatively close in age, Guy and Aquia are close in age(or at least closer in age then they are to Zev) Toa and Lynt have to be relatively close in age cus didn't they know each other as kids, well I guess most of the princes knew eachother if not briefly as kids but I swear they're somewhat close, idk where Fenn or Lance fits in here but they're somewhere in between everyone, Lou essentially raised Dia so how old does that make Dia- How is Lou- listen I'm telling you Lou is an old geezer
What is the age gap between the consorts and the mc?!?!
Very off topic but I have the strange inkling that Lynt was conceived during birthdays sex.
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straykidsholicleigh · 6 months
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You Want It Down
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warnings: clothed clit rubbing, spanking (just one-), choking (yay) that's basically it-
a/n: my second disgusting drabble
credits: dividers by @cafekitsune & @not-the-herb-sage ♡
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You strapped your heels up before sitting up from the bed, admiring your outfit in the mirror in front of you. You wore a black dress that came just above your knees, a see through material as the sleeves, paired with black heels. Your hair was tied into a messy bun and you wore light makeup.
You looked sexy, to say the least, but only one thing was missing...
The zipper.
“Minho!” You called out, grabbing a bracelet from the dresser. Your boyfriend of two years came walking into the room. “Yes my love?” He questioned leaning against the door frame. “Could you zip this for me please?”
You had already pulled it halfway, but found it difficult to pull the rest. He smirked, walking over to you and turned you around.
“Up, Minho.” You said, rolling your eyes, but instead he wrapped a hand around your throat, keeping you still. You gasped as he let his free hand roam between your legs, pushing your dress up and rubbing circles around your clothed clit.
“No baby, I think you want it down. Don't you?” He whispered, smirking at the way you moaned under his touch.
“M-minho, we're going to be late- fuck-” you choked out a moan as he gave your right thigh a loud slap. “Oh, but I've got my dinner right here baby.”
Well, looks like you guys have to cancel dinner tonight.
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©straykidsholicleigh
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stingsbf · 3 months
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danhausen almost calling himself donovan (whoever donovan is 😒🤷)
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ghetto-omega · 21 days
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‎‧‎❀‎✿❀Omegaverse Culture Overview❀✿❀
𑁍 warning.. I am.. African American... Never been outside the US, so I can really only speak on the culture around me. If people wanna weigh in on culture from other places please do. Actually, I'm begging, I'm rolling over, I'm listening please please please please please please please please please please volunteer your own headcanons. 𑁍
This will be a short overview of a lot of things, so it's just gonna be a lot of thoughts and not a lot of depth. However I am planning on actually making an indepth post about each one of these topics.
With that being said...
‎‧₊˚✿Food✿˚₊‧
𑁍just general food headcanons𑁍
The omega stereotype is craving carbs and sweet foods, specifically because of what they're like after heats. Most energy during heat is depleted, so in order to get their stamina back they have to eat all of carb heavy foods
The alpha stereotype is craving tough or crunchy foods, because of their ruts. With biting instincts ramped up they tend to want things that are harder to chew through. It's like the equivalent of putting a live cricket in a spider enclosure because they want the stimulation from hunting their food
Carb and protein filled foods tend to be stocked in most houses. Especially filling carbs. Families are typically very large, with multiple generations all living within walking distance or in the same house. Keeping dense foods stocked is important to keep everyone fed
Pups in particular tend to have slightly stricter diets because their stomach isn't built for handing some foods until at least their preteen years
‎‧₊˚✿Names✿˚₊‧
𑁍naming your children, as well as derogatory names𑁍
I think that people would tend to name their kids after items that smell good, their favorite foods, other family members, plants, and religion
I also think they'd be a fan of situational names as well as generational names
For example, have three kids, one being named Sunday (situational, born on a Sunday), Suzie (maybe a pack members or a family members name), and Sumiya but her nickname is sushi, and all of the names starting with "su" makes the names generational.
You could even expand on that and have all the packs kids names be something like suki, sumirah, summer, summo, ect. Giving you a quite literal generation of names. (<- my family did this ! All the girls names end in "ah" and all the boys end in "en or on")
I can also see a kid being named something like Foxglove, Cedar, Jasmine, or even something like Honey or Teatree, because that's what the parent's mate smells like
I think calling an omega a "slick dripper" or a "slick house" is uhm... Not exactly a slur but it's not something you should say.
I think that married betas and omegas are told they are "Collared". It's typically derogatory, but there are exceptions. I think the alpha equivalent would be "Bitched", which is basically always derogatory
I think some people call betas "baren" or "scentless". Once again, not a slur, but definitely something close to it lol
‎‧₊˚✿Housing✿˚₊‧
𑁍pack houses and their differences𑁍
There's two different notable styles of home. There's a regular house, and a pack house
Pack houses don't have too much of a difference, but they are larger and tend to follow similar layouts. With one floor being taken up with giant meeting rooms and similarly size kitchens, as well as at least one bathroom with either a huge tub or multiple small ones. The upstairs floor(s) tend to house all the bedrooms and a few smaller on suite bathrooms
Some pack houses are essentially just mini mansions, completely with a few different wings of the house all marked by a different meeting room
And the term "meeting room" is also a difference. They're essentially just big living rooms. Why is there a different name, isn't that a bit pretentious? You ask. Bc some guy who thought he was better than everyone else coined the term pack house and decided there needed to be a difference, for some reason
‎‧₊˚✿Families/Packs✿˚₊‧
‎𑁍general pack headcanons𑁍
Big families !!! Huge families even !! Families that take up entire neighborhoods or culdesacs !!
Conversations between kids where they ask how many mom's someone has is common !! Kids ask their parents why their friend gets to have 5 dads but they only get to have 2 !!
Not everyone's parents are romantic !! Some are just part of the same pack !!
In my personal au I use prime omegas and prime alphas, but they're just titles for the leaders of the pack. Even then, modernly they aren't doing much leading. It's more event planning, pupsitting, tie breaking lol, things like that
Your primes do not have to be mates or anything. It's just about who's the most reliable and level headed. Oftentimes, anybody who stays home for most or all of the day falls to this roll by default
‎‧₊˚✿Clothing✿˚₊‧
𑁍a few clothing headcanons𑁍
Collars aren't typically worn outside casually. Typically they have a cause. Whether it's newly weds, protests, covering scent glands, or some secret 4th thing, they typically have a purpose.
Honestly this whole section would need to be it's own post for me to do it justice tbh
Clothes that "trap scent" are pretty commonly worn. They're made of a light but thick fabric that cinches or cuffs around the scent glands and they often comes in matching sets. This is especially common in omega targeted gym wear, but there are sets made for everyone
Nuns also typically wear this type of garment
‎‧₊˚✿Other✿˚₊‧
𑁍miscellaneous headcanons𑁍
Gift giving is very important. Specifically, giving food is very important (I am biased, I am a very food orientated and motivated person). Giving someone food they don't like by accident is alright, but if you know they don't like it, and give it to them? Disrespectful.
So I'm semi familiar with the Christian Bible, I grew up going to church (<- religious trauma haver). You know how a lot of people draw Jesus as white even though he very much wasn't ?? Yeah I think people claim Jesus was an alpha, but he was a beta and there's overwhelming evidence in the Bible to show he was beta and people just ?? Ignore that bc they want to lol
Some people are born with animal features, some aren't. The place you were born in + your parents (and maybe a little plot relevant magic lol) determines what type of features you get. People who live in deserts or next to mountains are often born with horns or scales, while tropical and temperate climates tend to be born with more feathers and furry features
Heat blockers/suppressants as well as rut blockers/suppressants can only be prescribed by doctors. Giving them out or selling them can land you in prison post haste, but they're also so hard to get your hands on that the market of people buying them counterfeit grows everyday, despite the complications and risks
Blockers and suppressants can lead to fertility issues as well as immune issues, particularly in omegas, but don't count out anyone with ruts either, it's just less common. Lots of people on blockers are immunocompromised
Scent/pheromone blockers on the other hand, are much easier to come by, especially because they sell patches right over the counter. Though, if you wanted a much more discreet pill you would need to get those prescribed as well. It is particularly hard for omegas to get them prescribed, as usual
And that's it for now U⁠^⁠ェ⁠^⁠U
This post is basically just a giant reminder for me to write about these topics in depth. Just a whole lotta surface level thoughts. I also didn't cover weddings, holidays, mating rituals, social climate, etc. so I'll have to do separate posts on those
This took a bit longer than I wanted bc I am uhm. Suicidal lol. And then there's the drake v Kendrick beef and I've been fixated on it. Like I fr don't even like K dot that much I've just always hated Drake fuck that nga !!!
If you see a spelling mistake... No you didn't...
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brandycranby · 2 months
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"So you're saying I need to fire you?"
"Ideally, yes."
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and that's all i got 😌🥲 hehe ty for the lloyd, eva. i wanted to write a little for his mean mug but the brain isn't braining so take this as you will. take it as a prompt even hehe you're all very welcome to come up with your own scenarios 😏
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hellcifrogs · 7 months
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I have an idea for Mokuton user Sakura fic that might make you laugh. Quick backstory, Sakura starts playing around with plant seeds during her last couple years at the Academy and accidentally catches the attention of a Root member after making a seed explode in her hand. Root member reports back to Danzo who starts vibrating at the idea of Wood Release (joy he hasn’t felt since he went eyeball picking post Uchiha massacre) and sends baby Sai to give her some pointers on chakra control and nature. Naruto and maybe Hinata join Sakura’s study sessions in the woods. I say maybe because Hinata is the only one taking stranger danger seriously and wondering why she’s never seen this guy before.
The reveal comes on one rainy summer day. Iruka is walking up to his classroom with Sasuke, offering some advice for how to deal with an earlier event, and when he opens the door, Iruka and Sasuke are greeted by the sight of his students all crowded around the windows and 11/12 year old Ino screaming at the top of her lungs, “You kick that slutty genin’s ass, Sakura!” (Sai is the genin) and Naruto being held back by Kiba, who wants to see Sakura deck a genin by herself. Iruka is in time to see Sakura yell her first “SHANNARO!” and see a tree sapling shoot up from the ground.
Not pictured -> moments before that, Sai, looking for a way out of Danzo's shady plans, whispering to Sakura: I need you to punch me! Punch me real hard! Knock me out!
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cryptic-michael · 1 year
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I'm so normal about this puppet man....
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simmingonthelow · 8 months
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There's something about being alone that disturbs me. Sometimes the past gives this crushing feeling that creeps up on me on the few times I'm alone......
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It feels very real, even though I know it isn't. Like all my scars have re-opened, feeling deeper that they have felt before.
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I fall back into the desperation I felt. The overwhelming feeling of loss.
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The pain of sacrifice. It's more intense than the last time I felt it. Why does it feel so much. Worse.
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Sucking me deeper into the depths of depression. Making me wonder why I still choose to feel......
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I silently become overwhelmed. Hoping that it would all just stop, but I'm too scared to say out loud. It is..... It.......Is.......
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Forced out by familiar sounds....familiar touch....It slowly fades away. And I come back to the present.....
Part 2
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sesshy380 · 4 months
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So, back in early January when I was still getting into the hang of things art-wise and still using bases for outlines (I've gotten better since then and mainly use them for references now), I had come across a base on Pinterest that screamed Thief King. I had to attempt it. I quickly discovered that TKB's hair makes zero sense, but I gave it a go anyway.
This sat in my folder after I did the initial base lineart and color (without any face). In an effort to stop staring at my latest chapter while my brain screamed in agony, I decided to go back and finish this up just to say I did.
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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")
*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.
✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️
She's alivveee!!!
Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D
Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3
SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀
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SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-
Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...
So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY
SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫
Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"
"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀
Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭
What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-
OH NO
NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO
U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE
Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️
Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."
You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says
"You look gigglabah today my liege."
HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING
(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)
You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-
XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO
SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA
(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)
Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-
And i dont mean in a good way 😭
LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.
CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU
"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,
and may your cup never leaky!"
And Diluc loves you.
Really he does, deeper than he thinks-
But his eye is twitching LMAOO
(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)
Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs
Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao
Until the next shenanigan-
Safe travels,
💀♒️
♡the beloveds mwah ♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
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ndcgalitzine · 19 days
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I just quit my job 🙃 someone save me I'm having a panic attack 😱
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radroaxh · 2 years
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insert witty Scream quote here
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djsadbean · 2 years
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Yeah okay I do like this ship a lot 😅 I like thinking about how miss power starts wearing her bangs behind her ear or just not covering her face anymore 🥺💕 she’d be super nervous and maybe even lash out before slowly feeling less insecure
(I know this is SOOOOO OOC but I don’t care. The show is over and we reside in a lawless land and these characters can be whatever I want or need them to be 🥺🥺)
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thecranekick · 5 months
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too many white claws i love johnny lawrence i love daniel larusso i love lawrusso
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jessiesjaded · 5 months
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I really am bad for the "but remember how much love their used to be! Isn't that enough?" Like.... /used to/ that's the telling aspect here. Their /used to be/ but there hasn't been for a long time- in fact their has been more negative feeling than anything, so shouldn't you just leave it to the past? Call it a day for good?
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carlos-tk · 1 month
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