#my fish would die

[toughbunnyforever]

bkdk ponyo au bc it's summer

#i made them like 8 or 10 instead of toddlers bc its funny to me #like katsukis just a whole ass kid talking to a fish #a fish he lowkey has a crush on #anyways i would die for little fish deku #bkdk #dkbk #ktdk #mha #ghibli au #ghibli #my art

[trancegnder]

you good, four?

+ greyscale ver cuz i thought it looked cool

#my art #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splat3 #agent four #agent 4 #side order #splatoon side order #please god i need 4 in S.O. or i will shrivel up like a fish and DIE #*edit . fixed the dualie . made it a hero dualie because Why would they have a regular dualie

[deadbaguette]

My world revolves around you

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #呪術廻戦 #geto suguru #gojo satoru #五夏 #satosugu #but make it yuri #hits them with the yuri beam #fem gojo #fem geto #my beloveds #i would literally die for women #beta fish almost killed me trying to draw them #deadbaguettesart #i have more yuri art in the back pspspsps #for another day

[maukiki1]

They are twinning✌️idk i just wanted to draw them or somehting idk.

#start of my yugioh arc #get ready #or dont #i havent posted beyblade in a while sorry fellow bladers #this is am unhinged evil spirit who posses some random ass silver haired twink whos done nothing wrong ever competition #like what did tsubasa even do #let him fish #and bakura (normal one i dont refer to yami bakura as just bakura) looks like a curious little animal with zero survival instinct to me #if they were in a zombie apocalypse he would die first #hes so funny to me cant look at him without laughing what is his deal #the difference is one of them waits a bakurbillion years to do anythign also gets his ass kicked during process . #other one goes insane . absolute berserk calm down do you need papatya çayı #mischievous little guys nonetheless #yugioh #beyblade #mfb #metal fight beyblade #tsubasa otori #bakura #yami bakura #tsubasa ootori #beyblade metal fight art #beyblade metal fight fanart #beyblade metal saga #beyblade metal fight #yugioh duel monsters #yu gi oh #crossover #yugioh fanart #when i was making this during the sketch phase i wrote dont forget to make possesed tsubasa purple and i still forgot at first attempt

[books-books-smolderinglooks]

#young royals #wilhelm #prince wilhelm #edvin ryding #my gifs yr #yr s3 spoilers #swear to gawd i wanna see happy from now on!! 😭 sweet babe. 💔 #would die for him! 💜 #wille my most beloved 🧡 #as Fish said give Edvin all the dang awards! #gawd dang saddest single tear ever! 😞 #him*

[ghost-proof]

#banana fish #eiji okumura #my gifs #10/10 would die in a library for him

[captaintrips9]

Bruno: Remember kids, all opinions are completely valid!

Pezmuerto: I think--

Bruno: Except for yours.

Pezmuerto:

Bruno: Yours are fucking dumb.

#bruno madrigal #pezmuerto #encanto fandom #encanto #encanto incorrect quotes #madrigal family #he told me my fish would die #shut up lady #all opinions are valid #with a few exceptions #incorrect quotes

[ioannemos]

the particular bad guy of this episode, a little apprehensively: the audience wants to see me die?

nate, with more sincerity than anything he's said to anyone in her presence before: like you wouldn't believe

#and he's not wrong #leverage #my favorite #tv shows #watching the stork job and the way that parker instantly goes 'we have to bail' after seeing the kids has me Feeling a Certain Way #bc i think it's partially like. i think she knows the feeling of 'the known sucks but at least it's the known' #how many times was she let down? was her hope that things would get better left to die? #i know she goes to save them all later but maybe at the time she was just thinking... 'don't give them false hope' #her insistent use of the phrase 'we can't save them' is just. augh. parker bb no #and eliot saying to sophie 'he's right' re nate's sticking to the plan of saving one vs trying to save all of them on the fly is smarter... #just ouch. reminds me of the fishing job where eliot's goal is 'GET HARDISON OUT' and the very clear reluctance with which he tells hardiso #'yeah. i have an idea what they're gonna do. it's gonna be bad. are people gonna die? probably' #bc he doesn't want that! he doesn't want to leave people in the lurch! but GET HARDISON OUT takes precedent for him #and he's doing the same thing here. GET LUKA OUT is taking precedent. he doesn't like it any more than sophie does #i just. ghenghnehganf. i have a lot of Thoughts and Feelings about eliot's priorities and how they intersect with his job as the hitter #he's the physical guy. he has to be not just realistic he has to be the pessimist bc if he doesn't plan well enough? he friggin dies man #eliot's always thinking of 'what can a human being survive' bc AS THE HITTER that's HIS weakest point #GHENFGHENFGGHGHEWLAFHGGLRHGI #i have normal feelings of normal intensity about eliot spencer #and parker for that matter! very normal #eliot spencer #parker #you pierce my soul #personal #abbie needs a twitter

[tearlessrain]

I think of all the approximate categories of animal, fish are unbeatable in terms of how much it would suck ass to be one. you’re basically the most edible creature on god’s earth and literally everything else wants in on that. like yeah everything eats everything but at least if you’re a bird that lives in the sky you mainly just have to worry about being eaten by other things that are in the sky, but fish? other fish are only the beginning of your problems. not only does everything in the ocean that’s bigger than you want to eat you, so do most things on land given half a chance. there are things in the sky that evolved specifically to come all the way down just to eat you. and you don’t even have arms to punch any of them with you just kinda have to sit there going :o as you’re carried away into the beyond. you have no limbs at all, in fact, so if you ever leave the water you can’t even get back to it like, if something that’s not supposed to be in the water gets in the water it can at least try to swim to shore and get out, but fish are just like “guess I’ll die.” pour one out for fish. they did not ask for this.

#I live on this little inlet that at low tide pretty much becomes a mud flat with a small stream going through the middle #and every day at low tide at this time of year a bunch of salmon get stranded in that stream #and I have to watch them desperately try and thrash their way to deeper water while halfway out of the stream as the sun beats down on them #and seagulls crowd around waiting for them to get tired enough to eat them without too much resistance #and every day I root for them even though unlike them I can see how far the inlet goes and I know they'll never make it #it's existentially horrifying but I too tried to get out there to eat one before I realized I couldn't traverse the mud #and also had no place/means to effectively clean a huge fish #to be clear I wasn't gonna just wade out there and bite into one like smeagol I was gonna bring it back and cook it #I mean I love me some raw salmon but parasites and all that #but as bad as I feel for the slow and agonizing deaths happening every day out there #I am also pained by the fact that the most delicious animal on earth throws itself on my doorstep to die every day #and I can't quite get to it #I feel no guilt over this because I would frankly give any salmon I caught a much more merciful death than the seagulls and sun do

[bbcphile]

I just thought of a great way to torture Di Feisheng through fanfic: a time travel/time loop AU that takes place after Li Lianhua died on the beach, when Di Feisheng somehow finds himself back in time, stuck repeating the East Sea battle from 10 years earlier with Li Xiangyi!

Di Feisheng tries everything to convince Li Xiangyi to stop fighting and suppress the poison before it’s too late, because after having lost him before, he is more desperate than ever to save his life. But why would Li Xiangyi believe him that he didn’t kill Shan Gudao? Or that he had a reason to steal the body? Or the truth about his beloved shixiong? Or let him help suppress the Bicha poison?

So, time after time, they argue and fight, and the loop resets after one of them dies or they both fall into the water.

After ten years of desperately wanting to fight Li Xiangyi again, Di Feisheng’s dream came true, but it’s more like a curse. Because not only is he watching the person he loves suffer over and over again, but he’s essentially being forced to reenact his entire childhood trauma; he’s forced into repeated fights to the death with someone he doesn’t want to kill, and he can’t find a way out. (Not even with his own death, which he decides hurts less than watching Li Xiangyi die or succumb to the poison.)

(Eventually, he finds a way to convince Li Xiangyi of the truth of at least some of what he says, halts the spread of the poison enough to save his life, and the two of them work together to try to resolve everything 10 years earlier, and with more trust built up. But only after he's just about been pushed to the breaking point. :) )

#mysterious lotus casebook #Li Xiangyi #Li Lianhua #Di Feisheng #time loop AU #I had so many scenes of this mapped out in my mind #including one where DFS fishes LXY out from the sea and pours qi into him until he collapses but they both die anyway #but I'm not actually going to write it because that would involve energy #and I want to finish my other fic first

[shloodles]

ID: a digital painting of silna and goodsir from the terror as merfolk. silna is a netsilik woman with long dark hair and light brown skin. she's depicted with a ringed seal tail, a gray tail with a short flipper, marked with circular ring-like spots. she looks down serenely, holding a carved ivory seal tied with a cord. the water around her is a gray-blue with light streaming down from above. goodsir is a white man with dark curly hair and mutton chops. he's depicted with an orangish-red tail dotted with light spots and fringed with smaller fins. there are two small squids swimming around him, and he reaches up to one, smiling. the water around him is a greenish blue with light streaming down from above. end ID

happy mermay with ringed seal sealna and ballan wrasse inspired mersir!

inprnt

#i wanted silna to have a little guy that she made but she is not bound to tuunbaq in this merverse. so she has a seal guy! #go look up inuit ivory seals they are some of the best things you will ever see #the ballan wrasse is a little funny looking but has some of the most gorgeous coloring??? #and they have a large population in scotland's waters #this was such a fun painting i also have discovered a new love for painting fish????? fish are so cool!! #i would die for these two #my art #described #the terror #silna #lady silence #harry goodsir #mermay #the terror fanart

[pacific-coast-hockey]

Lesa and I repped the hockey team God forgot at the Sharks Paint The Ice!!

#don't laugh at my fish. i looked at the cuda logo and said Oh No #also spelled crisco and pouliot's names wrong despite having hockeydb on my phone in front of my face. boys i am so sorry #face reveal bc you cannot see my face #also handwriting reveal (in teal). lesa was like wow your handwriting has serifs #i love this list bc if you ran it as a roster at the nhl level we would die. however it slaps (literally) in the a #kaspershark.txt

[specialagentartemis]

It's Captain Sisko leading a war at the edge of Federation space, his friends and family who came out here during peacetime now on the front lines. It's Captain Janeway traversing the Delta Quadrant knowing that nobody in history has ever been so far from home before. It's Captain Lovelace building an escape shuttle by cannibalizing pieces of her own station in a desperate attempt to get herself and her people back to Earth. It's Commander Minkowski launching Eiffel towards Earth so somebody on her crew will make it home alive. (It's Minkowski being appalled, distressed, disbelieving at learning that Commander Zhang gave up on getting home and gave the self-destruct order to destroy her own ship with all her crew aboard.) It's the desperation in the narrator's voice in "Sam Jones" when she shouts, "Kate! Get back inside! Someone else will go!" even as she knows there's no other way for any of them to survive this careening orbit around this nowhere sun. It's Epic: The Musical choosing to forefront Odysseus's role as Captain and leader, and to emphasize loyalty to his men and duty to his crew as his driving motivation. The duty and devotion of a Captain to their crew and the solemn desire to get them home safe is just! so!! that's where it's AT!!!

#is this about how I live 2000 miles from my home? maybe #I respect the 'devotion of a knight to their lord' people but for me it is always always 'devotion of a captain to their crew' #Star Trek #Wolf 359 #Leslie Fish #Epic the Musical #this is also the fantasy of having a boss who would die for you and coworkers who like actually care about you #rather than real life where your boss would usually sell you to Satan for one corn chip

[bijoumikhawal]

Happy Shom Ennesim, may you not be subjected to the horrors of someone trying to kiss you after eating fesikh.

#Cipher talk #Ds9 #Garashir #It's a holiday so Julian gets a little kohl as a treat #I do think Cardassians would love fesikh which is a blessing and a curse. On one hand your partner isn't weird about a cultural food #On the other they probably like it /too/ much. #For those not in the know fesikh is a very carefully rotted fish that many Egyptians don't like #And is associated with deaths from food poisoning though last I checked more people die of eating Sushi each year #It's very specifically eaten on/around Shom Ennesim #While I've never met an Egyptian that's admitted to liking it it is popular. Though some people have described their relationship to it as #A hostage situation #My art #Funny that I phrased this like anyone who follows me for ds9 is Egyptian and celebrates

[joelletwo]

guh i didnt get to complain abt this at work but while i was in reptiles rearranging stuff someone walked over talking on their phone goofin off and offhandedly said 'oh that geckos dead, how sad.' like not sad at all just like. lackadaisical. while i am two feet away staring at them bc i know the gecko is not dead bc i Just saw it and they dont make eye contact so i cant even like. try to say anything. and they clearly didnt say anything to any other employee when i brought it up after they left they just thought they saw a dead animal in a pet store and like. didnt care? and im so sjdfg irritated and baffled.

#LIKE. this would not be. implausible in many pet stores. but in OURS? get out of our goddamn store then u goof.............................. #what the fuck................................ get away from my reptiles kjdfg also get away from me im in the zone rearranging things #[bravely doesnt make this a new post] TO THIS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so irritated at the person who #brought me over to show me a fish [on the top row so i couldnt see what she was fucking talking about so first we had two minutes of #whos on first about it] and went LOOK its DYING u should PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY instead of LETTING IT SUFFER and when i finally #knew what she was talking abt i was just like. thats an injured fish that we know about and are treating???? let us treat it???? fuck off?? #now im upset bc u want me to kill a treatable fish????? #just kjsdfg i support the sentiment but can u 1st have a little faith that we do in fact not want our animals to die or suffer b4 u #come at us!!! plea to our least favorite customers if u hate pet stores [u should] then stop shopping at pet stores [u should] u fuck.....

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#sorry i cant shut the fuck up today. i think i just feel worse on the weekends bc i kno i shoulf b relaxing #ppl r telling me to relax. take a break. let me kno how i can help. let me kno if theres a problem. bc my behavior is apparently ya kno like #visibly somethings not right. but how tf am i supposed to relax when i have so much to do #so im stuck spiraling like dont work but also think insistently abt working. but get nothing done. its horrible #mostly rn im stressed abt all the grading i havent done and the work on my masters data i havent done #but its like. something in my head is on fire and it's burning thru all my cognitive energy. i am just trying to keep existing #how tf am i supposed to find the energy to read 45 lab reports? im like illiterate #and idk i just feel bad about coming into a new lab being so sick. i just dont like being a problem #it also does not reflect well on my future career that im being such a flake on things. like sorry if i have to work on my research #assistant data rn i might die ✌️ ugh. itll b fine. i just need to find a way to effectively manage my head #and i keep hearing my dads voice in my head talking abt personal responsibility but like i dont even kno how to employ that. i could suck #it up and double down on productivity but that way leads to burnout and self destruction. do i doubke down on relaxing? #i dont kno how to do that. like u would probably just have to drug me. which is y i do not partake in substances. that way also leads #to self destruction. so what am i do to? cross my fingers and pray for a fluctuation in my general mood? #hope that aliens invade and that an incoming invasion sharpens my focus onto only one single thing? #idk. but my sister is finally working on the fish i askrd her yo draw me. so i gotta think of how i wanna get it tattooed #bc shes not an art person and its an act of indulging chaos to get an imperfect image tattooed onto me #so i might have to do some things to make it make me not insane. i asked for this bc i like causing myself problems. also i was in a #slightly altered state of mind when i asked lol but i stand by it haha. anyway. idk things r just annoying and hard rn as i knew they would #b. and im good at catching myself before things get dangerous but it sucks that i feel like a ticking time bomb of destruction. ugh. #unrelated