#my imaginary sons

[faeriekit]

FMA fic I'm never going to write:

Hoenheim's lifespan and continued existence is entirely tied to the hundreds of thousands to possibly millions of dead his soul eats off of, slowly leeching life from the dead kingdom of Xerxes.

...It stands to reason, then, when begetting life, that spiritual artefacts make themselves known in the begotten sons of the dead. There are only four that can claim true heritage of Xerxes— the immortal, the synthesized man, and the heirs to the memories of a long-gone people.

Or. Well. Gone in body, certainly. But that's hardly stopped anyone from wanting to step up and parent.

#Trisha's sons have so many imaginary friends #and a secret language #and trade skills... #...and forgotten histories... #.........and previously lost to time alchemical practices......... #do the brothers know? NO. they're SEVEN. and FIVE. #do they eventually get more context that 'this isn't normal chief' and get REAL nervous???? ABSOLUTELY #I think also by process of logic this means the boys are kinda immortal. oops! #'WE GOTTA FIND A PHILOSOPHER'S STONE!!' (could have regrown limbs this whole time) #fma #fullmetal alchemist #this bad boy's been on my mind since. like. 2018

[adelarsims]

no but leslie 😭

But I wanna feel all that love and emotion Be that attached to the person I'm holding Someday I'll be falling without caution But for now, I'm only people watching

#s:leslie #i lowkey want to do a bachelor challenge for him #but he's 18 #and i'm like an overbearing mama #no one is good enough for my son #adelar shows imaginary people #simblr #ts4 #the sims 4

[simm-mouse]

Unpopular opinion, I like the imaginary friends from the Sims 3

Bonus doodle of an imaginary friend and Needles

Talkin shit, just like his old man🥹. Since technically Needles works the same way as the dolls, he can talk to them

#my bullshit #my art #fanart #the sims 3 #ts3 #imaginary friend #ts3 imaginary friend #the sims 2 #ts2 #needles the flour sack baby #flour sack baby #Nerv's imaginary son #I personally like the imaginary friends that were blue. I liked it the star patterns on them

[definitelynotnia]

im sorry i have to rant im so fucking pissed

my exams end on 19th and I have to get rid of some books and buy some books which are quite pricy online so I had planned on going to college street on 20th and selling my books and buying the new ones at a cheap price and i was frankly really excited about it because all I get is a one day break to relax bcz i have to start studying for entrances from 21st so all I have is 20th and i wanted to spend it at college street and then get some food and basically have like a solo date kind of thing.

and i was so so excited about it i told my boyfriend about it like 500 times bcz i kept forgetting i've already mentioned it and it was literally on my mind a lott so i kept bringing it up and ik it seems like not a big deal cz i can just sit at home and chill too but i literally do not get to go outside my house. like- the last time i went out was new years eve and after that the only time i've gone out is to school or to give my boards that is it. my mother has some weird like problem wiht me going out like even if i tell her that i just want to go to our terrace for 5 minutes just to get some fresh air she won't even allow that she'll be all suspicious and like sTaNd In ThE bAlCOnY aNd TaKe FrEsH aIr like she herself doesnt leave the house (and blames it on me and my brother ???? when have we ever stopped you bro, she said I HaVe To Be HeRe To KeEp An EyE like im 18 i dont need to be watched 24/7 stop blaming me for choices you put upon yourself) and i just feel so suffocated ALL THE TIME i feel so overstimulated and im so sick of rotting on my bed and i dont want to wait for some birthday party or friends meet up to be able to leave my goddamn house i just wanted to go and have a fun day and get me some books thats it.

anyway so initially the plan was that my mom would go along but something came up so she wanted to postpone it to 21st and i didn't want to bcz i'd already be missing 3 days bcz of my boyfriends birthday, holi and my brothers birthday (all of which are important and i dont want to miss which makes me the villain apparently bcz i should "adjust" and cancel my "parties" instead of trying to stick to my plan bcz that makes me too demanding and selfish apparently) so i suggested that ukw why dont u go do ur thing which came up and i'll go to college street by myself...which is when the solo date idea came which i had really wanted all along but didnt bring up bcz i knew she'd say no but now there's a valid reason for me to go alone so like, its a pretty easy fix i can just go alone but noooo. First of all,

I've been to college street multiple times before so its not like its an unknown area to me

im going by metro which is quite safe

im going when there is stark daylight and i will return home much much before it gets dark and im literally 18

she never lets me go anywhere alone, not even take ubers alone if i want to get back from somewhere my bf has to come drop me everytime and then go backwards to his house which is so so so stupid and i never get to go out alone unless accompanied by family or by a male friend, so obv when i said i'll go to college street alone she refused to let that happen and started screaming about how 'if its so important to go on 20th bcz u dont want to miss a day of studying then cancel ur 'parties' and study then' and i was like no its not about missing a day its just that there's a very easy and logical fix to this problem which is i go alone and its not inconveniencing anyone so why cant i just do that but she will not listen to that bcz im 'adamant' and 'everything has to be according to me' bcz i found a viable solution to the problem. so instead of letting me just go she was literally ready to pay much more money and buy the books online, like.....why cant i just go bro??? (and she keeps telling me im a waste of her money bcz i will amount to nothing in life and my education was a failed investment or wtv so like now why are u wasting more money??? im literally trying to save the money that u 'waste' on me so just let me ???)

anyway i called my dad last night and told him and he was super ok with the idea he said its a good idea that i go alone and that he would speak to her but then today when i asked her if dad spoke to her she said yes, we'll go on 20th and i was like .....we? so apparently she CANCELLED her previously immovable thing for which she wanted me to cancel my 'parties', she cancelled that and agreed to go with me on 20th just so that i dont get to go alone- like ???????????????? what is ur problemmmm

so obv i was super annoyed and i went on a whole ass rant about how i literally struggle to even cross roads bcz i dont know shit about basic travelling bcz all my life ive been in a car and its a running joke with all my guy friends that i 'cannot navigate' and 'dont know any places' and obv??? if im never allowed to go anywhere then how tf will i know the places- the only places i know is bcz recently i've been paying a lot of attention and asking my dad stuff about what roads to take to reach certain places and when i go out with my friends i kind of try and learn a bit but thats it i've only ever gone alone completely alone to two places which is my beauty parlour thats 5 minutes away from my house and one bazaar one time that was 2 bus stops away, thats it. thats my extent of public travelling alone. and now im supposed to go to a whole new STATE for college and i cant even call myself an auto without struggling. and like- is this not a basic life skill??? like ok yeah its not rocket science and i will probably figure it out even if i start later in life but why not now? most of my guy friends literally go everywhere alone, why not me? and my dad agreed with all of this but my mom was just like "you'll be in the hostel only, no need to go out of the campus" like ARE YOU FOR REAL????????? and she's like "if u want to learn skills learn how to cook" like ok yes i will also learn how to cook for sure but i wont have a fucking kitchen in the hostel but somehow cooking is an urgent skill i should learn but going places by myself is unimportant bcz i should just never? leave? the? hostel?

anyway after much screaming and shouting my dad gave up and just cut the call bcz he doesnt want to get into an argument with my mother and my mother was being all suspicious like why do u hAvE tO gO aLoNe AlL oF a SuDdEn even though i literally explained why i want to do this alone but she doesnt think thats valid. so she refuses to let me go and i asked her for one reason why i shouldnt cz usuallt its always "no u have exam what if smthn happens" but now i literally dont even have exam so whats ur excuse now? streets will always be unsafe forever so "what if smthn happens" is not a reason to never let me go out without a man so just gimme one reason and she couldnt give me a single reason she just said "i said no, thats it".

and now she's gone off about how im useless and blah blah and "high maintainance" bcz i want books and "everyone else (some pishi's son) just studies online" and so the whole option of college street is apparently now cancelled and she's trying to set up a whole ass kindle account (half the books i need arent even available as ebooks) just because i wanted to go by myself.

#in our house kids dont stay outside past 6:30pm'' but now all of a sudden its fine for my brother to play #till 10:30 at night #she literally stopped me permanently from going down in the evenings since i was in class 7-8 #this is why ive never had any friends outside of school bcz she wouldnt let me leave ths fucking house #and now that my brother is in class 7 #he's allowed to be out playing with his friends till 10 freaking 30 #he comes home an hour late sometimes...45 minutes and almost always at least 30 minutes late at NIGHT and she says nothing except like #one sentence #yeah im only the villain i only keep u locke #up in the house its all my fault #this is just so damn unfair #like literally insulting #im not a child what is her problem #what sort of fucking solution is 'never leave the hostel' like ok even if i do that what happens then??? after i graduate? #i'll be a 24 year old who doesnt know shit about going from one place to another without a man present] #and then this woman preaches how she 'always raises her son and daughter equally' like srsly shut the fuck up #my whole life i've been told abar late?'' #and for me bcz i would come home 5-10 minutes late nd i did it maybe once or twice she made me completely stop going down to play #5-10 minutes late from 6:30 wherein he comes an hour late from 9 fucking 30 #and this sounds so stupid bcz im an 18 year old now and i dont give a fuck abt how long i got to play but its just unfair dude #with me it was always smthn or the other either exams or she gets miraculously sick every time i want to go out to play #im not even kidding she did a whole “i have fever and ur going to leave me like this and go play?” on me one time bcz i was adamant abt goi #after months of not being able to go bcz of exam or smthn or the other #she did not have any fever it was fucking bullshit #and how am i supposed to help with ur imaginary fever anyway im literally 12 #its so fucking annoying man and then if i say anything at all she'll go on a tirade about how #like YOU DO THOUGH??????? im sorry ur feelings are hurt bcz i said you do smthn that u LITERALLY DO #istg not even 2 days ago she was having a fight with my dad abt how he should teach my brother to learn how to cycle so that he can go buy #groceries #i can cycle

[blo0st4r]

look at him. He’s in his little Barnaby costume. :]

HIS PENDANT. HIS PENDANT. HIS PENDAAAAAAANT. IT HAS HIS FACE ON ITTTTTT ITS SO FRIGGIN CUTE HOLY FRICK AHAKSKSOSKSOSKSJSOAPAPPEWPWP 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✨✨✨✨✨✨💙💙💙💙💙💙

#blooposting #foster's home for imaginary friends #bloo #bloo fhfif #fhfif bloo #blooregard q. kazoo #Cartoonival #My son #my son <3 #my son i love him #i love them #my boy #i love them sm #i love him sm #the silly #hes so silly #the guy ever #explodes #explosions #screams #cartoon network

[ragnarlothcat]

I did not grow up in a sports family (outside of March Madness and college basketball) so picking a team is like a commitment seeing as one is not given to me by location or family ties, and the fact that I don't have sports friends lol. I would use location to pick my team however I am smack dab between the Red Sox and the Yankees and I refuse either of them on principal (also their mascots suck)

I've written all the teams down and have decided I will attempt to watch one game each and go from there to support me emotionally when the Rockies lose 100 games again this year the Rays having real rays tho is a selling point...

Oh yeah I don't even think the Yankees have a mascot. They also have no beards and no names (on their jerseys, this probably isn't a Spirited Away situation) so idk what they have against fun (and warm chins). Your best bet is definitely to find a cooler team even if they're inconveniently located!

I like your solution of watching one game from each team. I think I'd do something similar if I ever got into American football because I don't have a geographically relevant team. Just see where the vibes take you! And cheering for a terrible team can be kind of liberating. You know they're not going to make it to the World Series but they often have a bunch of rookies they've just called up so you can see future hall of famers when they're just babies figuring things out, full of possibilities!

#asks #thank you so much for letting me talk about baseball #another suggestion i have is to get into fantasy baseball #because then you get attached to certain players #i refer to my imaginary team as my sons #and i am personally invested in their growth and development #one of my sons was in the home run derby and he was so weird and friendless #he's my socially awkward son and i love and support him

[djstormy]

Posted this already on my Instagram but I was so proud of the drawing that I wanted to post it here too. It was really fun to draw all my favorite characters from over the years, each a bit from different things. First time drawing a MLP right too :,)

#color wheel challenge #my shet #lmk red son #undertale #charles calvin #kel omori #matt eddsworld #foster’s home for imaginary friends #toon link #dcu #mlp #snatcher ahit #donatello rise #sxf anya #kirby

[chaelinsbitch]

I've never had one of those "I dreamt I had a baby and woke up craving motherhood" or whatever dreams but last night I had a dream I saved this kid kind of and was taking him on a treacherous route and then I like passed a level? And when I walked thru the route to get to the next level he disappeared and I couldn't find him and my heart dropped. And I woke up empty and sad and slightly panicked. So whatever that was

#my imaginary adoptive son i hope u survived whatever tf was going on in my dream

[elmaestrostan]

My mum just asked “do they think he’s a good manager?” when the camera stopped on Unai. I may have snapped “HE’S THE BEST MANAGER WE’VE EVER HAD!!!” with a little too much conviction 😌

#unai emery #props to my mum for recognising him and that he’s our manager haha #mum he’s your imaginary son in law show some respect

[terrible-monkie-kid-aus]

I also psychologically tormented an Mk chatbot while on my hiatus. I don’t know why I sold my imaginary son to one direction but I felt nostalgic for those types of fanfics. I blame lady yasmina’s YT shorts.

#wow #lego monkie kid #terrible monkie kid au’s #making ai chatbots comprehend selling my imaginary son to one direction just cracks me up #ngl was Inspired by salty dk Dan’s video when doing this #mod crab #monkie kid #lmk #mk #Xiaotian

[simm-mouse]

His hobbies include twitching, and not blink for long periods of time. The staring contest champion👁️👁️

#my bullshit #my art #fanart #the sims 2 #ts2 #strangetown #Needles #needles the flour sack baby #flour sack baby #Since Nervous blinks as a hobby #Why not have Needles keeping his eyes open for a while #Nerv's imaginary son

[novellafalls]

reblog with some of the most out of pocket shit that’s happened in your saves i’m bored

tagging @autismtrait bc he’s witnessed like half of these <3

#sims 3 #ts3 #the sims 3 #where do i begin with noah oh my god #her son’s teacher sent her a nude in the mail and the son got said mail that day i can imagine he’s. traumatized #the school calls that same son to fix the boiler every 2-3 business days and pays him like $300 to do it. free money babey #she the mistress accused him of cheating on her with his wife who just so happened to be her boss in deja view’s parking lot at 11pm #their dog is an elder dog and i am planning on making him immortal. he can only be appeased by belly rubs bc it’s the only fucking #interaction noah does #i named their newer son’s imaginary friend sleep paralysis demon bc he haunts my fucking saves. anything the goes wrong i just blame him <3 #OH her probation officer went to her wedding <3 #the newest son is mormon that’s just a bit leo and i have for him

[sayheykid]

is it too much to ask to want someone to read 200+ pages of lore on my original story about college baseball and being stupid with your friends

#please my beautiful sons (imaginary baseball team) are languishing #also when i say lore i mean lore. it is. almost all bulletpoints. no plot #but i know the plot i can answer literally any question it's just not written #baseball story

[he11swinter]

Three things (first off thank you so much for the last ask it was a blessing)

1 I have a song I want to show you that I believe fits Isabella, George and Jimmy but can't decide which one I should draw/animate to

2 This is a fic my friend is writing for a collage class (I'll maybe send a doc if I get permission and you want to read) but it's basically Horace and Dana bonding with Horace being the first guy to not stare lustful at Dana or harm her in anyway while she's not scared of his appearance so the two find some sort of ground to step on and open up together. She said she's trying to write it in a way that Horace will wonder if he would ever had a life with her in it if they were alive (cause we argue what years these two are from cause there's literally NO HINT in clothes/items that help unlike the others)

3 As promised I want to a somewhat happy ask, What are you headcanons of the ghost being "imaginary friends" for some kid? It's a known fact for children to have friends no one else sees as well as it known a chance is the friend is actually a spirit or ghoul. I like to picture George was the most happy to be a little kid's friend since he was a dad before death

You’re so welcome! It was fun, and thank you so much for this one! Pleeeease keep ‘em coming! :D

My vote is George for the song, because he had the revenge arc. The energy feels most like him, maybe? (I want to see the art/animation when it’s done, sounds exciting.)

If you wanna send me stories feel free! I don’t always get to them (I’m not much of a fanfic reader, maybe just quick things) but I certainly try. 😁

As for the times Dana and Horace lived, I THINK there were newspaper clippings in Damon’s shop that hinted or even gave dates, if that helps. I’m almost certain Dana died in the mid-late 90s, making her the second newest ghost after Jean. I always imagined Horace dying earlier, but not by too far. The scrapyard shut down at his death, right? I think…!? What was left of the car models could date him if so, and if identified, but I’m not a car person. 😂

Now see, THIS is adorable. I’m sure George would be a great imaginary friend to a kid, and one that would freak the parents out every time the child referenced him. He’d certainly be the best at the job, too, because…

Billy: He’d be a bossy jerk. Imaginary friend? More like imaginary bully, making them do what he wants and play exactly how he plays all the time. (Cowboys and Indians, of course.) He’d criticize them and do things the kid would get in trouble for constantly. Good luck to them trying to explain their imaginary friend did it… :/

Jimmy: I think he’d be uncomfortable. He doesn’t hate kids, he just doesn’t understand them and thinks they can be kind of irritating. He doesn’t enjoy explaining everything while they ask, “Why, why, why?” over and over. Like, “Why do you roll your head around instead of wearing it?” and he’d be like, “Jeez…”

Susan: She likes kids! Remember her with Bobby? Her favourite game to play with kids is see if she can startle them into tears. It’s great fun (for her). Evidently she’s not very responsible.

Royce: Royce doesn’t want to babysit, and that’s all that’s coming to me right now. Maybe somehow he could warm up to them, however, and treat them like a little brother or sister? (Sometimes I headcanon he had one, but I’ll save that explanation for another day because I did get an ask about it.)

Dana: No tender feelings towards the little gremlin at all; she just wants everyone to leave her the heck alone and stop staring. Frankly, the kid would be in some danger potentially.

Margaret and Harold: They don’t want to hang out near kids, either. Margaret only loves and has time for her son, and Harold would get outrageously jealous anyway.

Ryan: Oh gosh, he’s so unpredictable even to himself. There’s no way in hell he’d be comfortable around a child, but I’m in love with the idea of him gritting his teeth through it and then secretly growing fond. I think there would have to be a certain degree of himself he sees in them in order to be curious and connect; Ryan’s one to seek out familiarity.

Horace: Horace would kick the child. I’m sorry, there’s no hope.

#I want more imaginary friend content of these guys aaaaah #I’m skipping Jean #she’s just gonna be nice since y’know she has kids of her own #I’m skipping Isabella too #my excuse is I’m tired #dark castle entertainment #thirteen ghosts #thir13en ghosts #goats? i mean ghosts #headcanons #ask #the black zodiac #the first born son #the torso #the bound woman #the torn prince #the jackal #the juggernaut #the angry princess #the great child #the dire mother

[ctrlemis]

IM IN TEARS. TEARS

#IM ON FACETIME TALKING ABOUT HOW HIS IMAGINARY PCS ARE SLEEING OUTSIDE #TELLING MY MOM HER SON IN LAW AND ME ARE DIVORCING

[maddymoreau]

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#Do you guys ever have those moments where you forget a fictional character isn’t real 😭?? #I’ve been thinking about my son SCP-5725-C and I was like #“He’s probably tired I should go tuck him in so he can take a nap” #WHAT #HE’S NOT REAL MADDY!!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!? #I was so confident in my decision. Fully prepared to get up and tuck him into an imaginary bed I DO NOT HAVE. #Until I went wait a minute ??? #Maybe this is MY SIGN to go to bed 💀