STOP I WENT OUT YESTERDAY WITH MY FRIEND AND TELL ME WHY ALL THE FINE GUYS IN THE COUNTRY DECIDED TO MAKE GRAND APPEARANCES ON THE SAME DAY????????? LIKE WHERE ARE ALL THESE MEN HIDING DURING MY DAILY LIFE?????? THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME DAY I DECIDE TO GO OUT WAS THE DAY THE FINEST GUYS I'VE EVER SEEN WERE OUT TOO????????
I LITERALLY DONT KNOW IF I HAVE GOOD OR BAD LUCK BUT LIKE YESTERDAY WAS ACTUALLY SO FUN (BESIDES THE FINE GUYS SKDJSKD)
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it’s hard being an icon but someone has to do it…. so I’ll bear that burden…
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shit i’ve submitted for school is so funny… once i wrote a short story abt a mouse who could kill people instantly and how there was like a fight club esque underground scene where people would go to see this mouse kill people without doing anything. another time i wrote a short script based on a tomgreg one shot in my notes (names changed) abt two men having an affair. another time i wrote a persuasive essay abt why moonlight is one of the best movies of all time. another time i deeply analyzed the song reptilia by the strokes. thank god i’m a good writer and english teachers are notorious for dealing with gay people because what the fuck is Wrong with me
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
so i immediately inquired
and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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waiting for my friends who are on a theme park ride that makes me dizzy so i'm taking this time to write fanfiction
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losing my actual mind rn
i had this interaction in the dropout discord (i am the first and third person). short. simple. i only got the first year bc of a discount + a gift card i had, so i was planning on using this person's suggestion.
then, i got this.
oh my god!! how nice!! how sweet!!! how thoughtful!! i gave them my email and they sent over a subscription, i thanked them profusely. i was very grateful, very touched.
hours and hours later i was still thinking about it and i recalled how, in the email id gotten about it, it said "tao yang sent you a subscription" and id seen that and thought "oh haha like the tao yang" and then moved on
but now, thinking back, i was like.... theres no way, so i googled tao yang.
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TAO YANG BOUGHT ME A FUCKING ANNUAL DROPOUT SUBSCRIPTION
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